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Nov 2018
[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
33 Current Rating: 33 + 112 = 145 votesCurrent Rating: 33 + 112 = 145 votes 112

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
27 Current Rating: 27 + 142 = 169 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 142 = 169 votes 142

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
49 Current Rating: 49 + 85 = 134 votesCurrent Rating: 49 + 85 = 134 votes 85

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
81 Current Rating: 81 + 130 = 211 votesCurrent Rating: 81 + 130 = 211 votes 130


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
60 Current Rating: 60 + 103 = 163 votesCurrent Rating: 60 + 103 = 163 votes 103

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
63 Current Rating: 63 + 111 = 174 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 111 = 174 votes 111

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
44 Current Rating: 44 + 137 = 181 votesCurrent Rating: 44 + 137 = 181 votes 137

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
46 Current Rating: 46 + 65 = 111 votesCurrent Rating: 46 + 65 = 111 votes 65

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
45 Current Rating: 45 + 91 = 136 votesCurrent Rating: 45 + 91 = 136 votes 91

[1669] 12: It s getting late
44 Current Rating: 44 + 81 = 125 votesCurrent Rating: 44 + 81 = 125 votes 81

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
67 Current Rating: 67 + 92 = 159 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 92 = 159 votes 92

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
77 Current Rating: 77 + 134 = 211 votesCurrent Rating: 77 + 134 = 211 votes 134


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
89 Current Rating: 89 + 129 = 218 votesCurrent Rating: 89 + 129 = 218 votes 129

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
72 Current Rating: 72 + 106 = 178 votesCurrent Rating: 72 + 106 = 178 votes 106

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
169 Current Rating: 169 + 188 = 357 votesCurrent Rating: 169 + 188 = 357 votes 188

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
86 Current Rating: 86 + 120 = 206 votesCurrent Rating: 86 + 120 = 206 votes 120

[1662] 14: I d like a double
91 Current Rating: 91 + 122 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 91 + 122 = 213 votes 122

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
67 Current Rating: 67 + 112 = 179 votesCurrent Rating: 67 + 112 = 179 votes 112

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
59 Current Rating: 59 + 97 = 156 votesCurrent Rating: 59 + 97 = 156 votes 97

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
70 Current Rating: 70 + 134 = 204 votesCurrent Rating: 70 + 134 = 204 votes 134


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
82 Current Rating: 82 + 116 = 198 votesCurrent Rating: 82 + 116 = 198 votes 116

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
662 Current Rating: 662 + 726 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 662 + 726 = 1388 votes 726

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
118 Current Rating: 118 + 151 = 269 votesCurrent Rating: 118 + 151 = 269 votes 151

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
87 Current Rating: 87 + 122 = 209 votesCurrent Rating: 87 + 122 = 209 votes 122

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
103 Current Rating: 103 + 110 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 103 + 110 = 213 votes 110

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
141 Current Rating: 141 + 265 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 141 + 265 = 406 votes 265

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
119 Current Rating: 119 + 170 = 289 votesCurrent Rating: 119 + 170 = 289 votes 170

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
121 Current Rating: 121 + 167 = 288 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 167 = 288 votes 167

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
128 Current Rating: 128 + 278 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 278 = 406 votes 278


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
121 Current Rating: 121 + 173 = 294 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 173 = 294 votes 173

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
166 Current Rating: 166 + 227 = 393 votesCurrent Rating: 166 + 227 = 393 votes 227

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
139 Current Rating: 139 + 215 = 354 votesCurrent Rating: 139 + 215 = 354 votes 215

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
404 Current Rating: 404 + 548 = 952 votesCurrent Rating: 404 + 548 = 952 votes 548

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
623 Current Rating: 623 + 819 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 819 = 1442 votes 819

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
279 Current Rating: 279 + 293 = 572 votesCurrent Rating: 279 + 293 = 572 votes 293

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
231 Current Rating: 231 + 295 = 526 votesCurrent Rating: 231 + 295 = 526 votes 295


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
182 Current Rating: 182 + 397 = 579 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 397 = 579 votes 397

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
217 Current Rating: 217 + 321 = 538 votesCurrent Rating: 217 + 321 = 538 votes 321

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
310 Current Rating: 310 + 338 = 648 votesCurrent Rating: 310 + 338 = 648 votes 338

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
184 Current Rating: 184 + 213 = 397 votesCurrent Rating: 184 + 213 = 397 votes 213

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
429 Current Rating: 429 + 521 = 950 votesCurrent Rating: 429 + 521 = 950 votes 521

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
182 Current Rating: 182 + 205 = 387 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 205 = 387 votes 205

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
154 Current Rating: 154 + 167 = 321 votesCurrent Rating: 154 + 167 = 321 votes 167

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
201 Current Rating: 201 + 237 = 438 votesCurrent Rating: 201 + 237 = 438 votes 237


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
267 Current Rating: 267 + 275 = 542 votesCurrent Rating: 267 + 275 = 542 votes 275

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
436 Current Rating: 436 + 430 = 866 votesCurrent Rating: 436 + 430 = 866 votes 430

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
221 Current Rating: 221 + 234 = 455 votesCurrent Rating: 221 + 234 = 455 votes 234

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
335 Current Rating: 335 + 426 = 761 votesCurrent Rating: 335 + 426 = 761 votes 426

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
350 Current Rating: 350 + 380 = 730 votesCurrent Rating: 350 + 380 = 730 votes 380

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
385 Current Rating: 385 + 385 = 770 votesCurrent Rating: 385 + 385 = 770 votes 385

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
889 Current Rating: 889 + 543 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 543 = 1432 votes 543

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
467 Current Rating: 467 + 567 = 1034 votesCurrent Rating: 467 + 567 = 1034 votes 567


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
297 Current Rating: 297 + 346 = 643 votesCurrent Rating: 297 + 346 = 643 votes 346

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
961 Current Rating: 961 + 489 = 1450 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 489 = 1450 votes 489

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
687 Current Rating: 687 + 656 = 1343 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 656 = 1343 votes 656

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
958 Current Rating: 958 + 696 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 696 = 1654 votes 696

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
346 Current Rating: 346 + 842 = 1188 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 842 = 1188 votes 842

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
359 Current Rating: 359 + 437 = 796 votesCurrent Rating: 359 + 437 = 796 votes 437

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
471 Current Rating: 471 + 447 = 918 votesCurrent Rating: 471 + 447 = 918 votes 447

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
261 Current Rating: 261 + 278 = 539 votesCurrent Rating: 261 + 278 = 539 votes 278


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1336 = 2698 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1336 = 2698 votes 1336

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
407 Current Rating: 407 + 478 = 885 votesCurrent Rating: 407 + 478 = 885 votes 478

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
242 Current Rating: 242 + 281 = 523 votesCurrent Rating: 242 + 281 = 523 votes 281

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
295 Current Rating: 295 + 318 = 613 votesCurrent Rating: 295 + 318 = 613 votes 318

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
316 Current Rating: 316 + 353 = 669 votesCurrent Rating: 316 + 353 = 669 votes 353

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
354 Current Rating: 354 + 349 = 703 votesCurrent Rating: 354 + 349 = 703 votes 349

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
327 Current Rating: 327 + 401 = 728 votesCurrent Rating: 327 + 401 = 728 votes 401


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
377 Current Rating: 377 + 381 = 758 votesCurrent Rating: 377 + 381 = 758 votes 381

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
341 Current Rating: 341 + 363 = 704 votesCurrent Rating: 341 + 363 = 704 votes 363

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
301 Current Rating: 301 + 369 = 670 votesCurrent Rating: 301 + 369 = 670 votes 369

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
331 Current Rating: 331 + 371 = 702 votesCurrent Rating: 331 + 371 = 702 votes 371

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
351 Current Rating: 351 + 474 = 825 votesCurrent Rating: 351 + 474 = 825 votes 474

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
475 Current Rating: 475 + 451 = 926 votesCurrent Rating: 475 + 451 = 926 votes 451

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
324 Current Rating: 324 + 368 = 692 votesCurrent Rating: 324 + 368 = 692 votes 368


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
340 Current Rating: 340 + 365 = 705 votesCurrent Rating: 340 + 365 = 705 votes 365

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
309 Current Rating: 309 + 335 = 644 votesCurrent Rating: 309 + 335 = 644 votes 335

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
379 Current Rating: 379 + 422 = 801 votesCurrent Rating: 379 + 422 = 801 votes 422

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
427 Current Rating: 427 + 561 = 988 votesCurrent Rating: 427 + 561 = 988 votes 561

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
313 Current Rating: 313 + 363 = 676 votesCurrent Rating: 313 + 363 = 676 votes 363

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
283 Current Rating: 283 + 318 = 601 votesCurrent Rating: 283 + 318 = 601 votes 318

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
206 Current Rating: 206 + 251 = 457 votesCurrent Rating: 206 + 251 = 457 votes 251







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