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Dec 2018
[1685] 11: I ve broken the world record
2 Current Rating: 2 + 32 = 34 votesCurrent Rating: 2 + 32 = 34 votes 32

[1684] 7: I ve had enough
27 Current Rating: 27 + 122 = 149 votesCurrent Rating: 27 + 122 = 149 votes 122

[1683] 4: How about one more game
11 Current Rating: 11 + 79 = 90 votesCurrent Rating: 11 + 79 = 90 votes 79


Nov 2018
[1682] 30: What are you reading?
58 Current Rating: 58 + 180 = 238 votesCurrent Rating: 58 + 180 = 238 votes 180

[1681] 27: I didn t think you were going to make it
61 Current Rating: 61 + 140 = 201 votesCurrent Rating: 61 + 140 = 201 votes 140

[1680] 23: Why is it we men always get hammered in an argument
218 Current Rating: 218 + 369 = 587 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 369 = 587 votes 369

[1679] 20: So son, tonight s the big night
48 Current Rating: 48 + 92 = 140 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 92 = 140 votes 92

[1678] 16: Looks like you got yourself a new big flat screen TV
54 Current Rating: 54 + 172 = 226 votesCurrent Rating: 54 + 172 = 226 votes 172

[1677] 9: I got here as soon as I could
48 Current Rating: 48 + 159 = 207 votesCurrent Rating: 48 + 159 = 207 votes 159

[1676] 6: Anything interesting on TV today?
71 Current Rating: 71 + 139 = 210 votesCurrent Rating: 71 + 139 = 210 votes 139

[1675] 2: I haven t seen you in a while
101 Current Rating: 101 + 171 = 272 votesCurrent Rating: 101 + 171 = 272 votes 171


Oct 2018
[1674] 30: Excuse me ma am, it s almost closing time ...
83 Current Rating: 83 + 133 = 216 votesCurrent Rating: 83 + 133 = 216 votes 133

[1673] 26: I want to sue the hell out of my urologist
85 Current Rating: 85 + 144 = 229 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 144 = 229 votes 144

[1672] 23: I heard you re selling your Amazon AleXa
63 Current Rating: 63 + 156 = 219 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 156 = 219 votes 156

[1671] 19: You look like you have a lot on your mind ...
63 Current Rating: 63 + 97 = 160 votesCurrent Rating: 63 + 97 = 160 votes 97

[1670] 16: I think I m going to get taken to the cleaners
62 Current Rating: 62 + 107 = 169 votesCurrent Rating: 62 + 107 = 169 votes 107

[1669] 12: It s getting late
50 Current Rating: 50 + 93 = 143 votesCurrent Rating: 50 + 93 = 143 votes 93

[1668] 9: How was school today my girl?
76 Current Rating: 76 + 100 = 176 votesCurrent Rating: 76 + 100 = 176 votes 100

[1667] 2: The Personal Grooming industry
92 Current Rating: 92 + 149 = 241 votesCurrent Rating: 92 + 149 = 241 votes 149


Sep 2018
[1666] 28: So you come down to the beach every day
111 Current Rating: 111 + 149 = 260 votesCurrent Rating: 111 + 149 = 260 votes 149

[1665] 25: You look pleased with yourself
85 Current Rating: 85 + 118 = 203 votesCurrent Rating: 85 + 118 = 203 votes 118

[1664] 21: We can t always start our sessions with you crying
194 Current Rating: 194 + 206 = 400 votesCurrent Rating: 194 + 206 = 400 votes 206

[1663] 18: That s a nasty bruise on the side of your face
127 Current Rating: 127 + 144 = 271 votesCurrent Rating: 127 + 144 = 271 votes 144

[1662] 14: I d like a double
124 Current Rating: 124 + 155 = 279 votesCurrent Rating: 124 + 155 = 279 votes 155

[1661] 11: I hate the way you never support me
84 Current Rating: 84 + 129 = 213 votesCurrent Rating: 84 + 129 = 213 votes 129

[1660] 7: We ve been training together now for almost three months
88 Current Rating: 88 + 122 = 210 votesCurrent Rating: 88 + 122 = 210 votes 122

[1659] 4: Thank you for dinner
100 Current Rating: 100 + 160 = 260 votesCurrent Rating: 100 + 160 = 260 votes 160


Aug 2018
[1658] 31: You look like a train ran over you
114 Current Rating: 114 + 141 = 255 votesCurrent Rating: 114 + 141 = 255 votes 141

[1657] 28: Where were you yesterday?
671 Current Rating: 671 + 732 = 1403 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 732 = 1403 votes 732

[1656] 24: I want to divorce my wife
128 Current Rating: 128 + 160 = 288 votesCurrent Rating: 128 + 160 = 288 votes 160

[1655] 21: Sorry I m late
108 Current Rating: 108 + 136 = 244 votesCurrent Rating: 108 + 136 = 244 votes 136

[1654] 17: I m cancelling my membership
121 Current Rating: 121 + 129 = 250 votesCurrent Rating: 121 + 129 = 250 votes 129

[1653] 14: Congratulations on the birth of your daughter
171 Current Rating: 171 + 292 = 463 votesCurrent Rating: 171 + 292 = 463 votes 292

[1652] 10: As the head of the hospital
143 Current Rating: 143 + 195 = 338 votesCurrent Rating: 143 + 195 = 338 votes 195

[1651] 7: You look flipping depressed
148 Current Rating: 148 + 194 = 342 votesCurrent Rating: 148 + 194 = 342 votes 194

[1650] 3: Drinks on me!
143 Current Rating: 143 + 293 = 436 votesCurrent Rating: 143 + 293 = 436 votes 293


Jul 2018
[1649] 31: So your wife wants a divorce
144 Current Rating: 144 + 196 = 340 votesCurrent Rating: 144 + 196 = 340 votes 196

[1648] 27: Hi, I m the child psychologist
182 Current Rating: 182 + 243 = 425 votesCurrent Rating: 182 + 243 = 425 votes 243

[1647] 24: What s up, you look furious?
169 Current Rating: 169 + 237 = 406 votesCurrent Rating: 169 + 237 = 406 votes 237

[1646] 20: I ll bet they find her Not Guilty
430 Current Rating: 430 + 567 = 997 votesCurrent Rating: 430 + 567 = 997 votes 567

[1645] 16: I see the Saudi Arabian death toll has risen
641 Current Rating: 641 + 836 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 836 = 1477 votes 836

[1644] 9: My mom s arrived to stay with us
294 Current Rating: 294 + 308 = 602 votesCurrent Rating: 294 + 308 = 602 votes 308

[1643] 3: So who was at the front door?
249 Current Rating: 249 + 314 = 563 votesCurrent Rating: 249 + 314 = 563 votes 314


Jun 2018
[1642] 29: Have you watched many of the games in the World Cup?
197 Current Rating: 197 + 403 = 600 votesCurrent Rating: 197 + 403 = 600 votes 403

[1641] 26: Congratulations on the birth of your son
232 Current Rating: 232 + 334 = 566 votesCurrent Rating: 232 + 334 = 566 votes 334

[1640] 22: It s tough being a Hipster these days
368 Current Rating: 368 + 397 = 765 votesCurrent Rating: 368 + 397 = 765 votes 397

[1639] 19: As a marriage counsellor, I understand
222 Current Rating: 222 + 240 = 462 votesCurrent Rating: 222 + 240 = 462 votes 240

[1638] 15: So how did you end up here in the hospital?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 682 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 682 = 1304 votes 682

[1637] 11: I think you should start the divorce proceedings
203 Current Rating: 203 + 227 = 430 votesCurrent Rating: 203 + 227 = 430 votes 227

[1636] 5: I don t care how big it is
173 Current Rating: 173 + 187 = 360 votesCurrent Rating: 173 + 187 = 360 votes 187

[1635] 1: I ve never had a root canal procedure before
218 Current Rating: 218 + 265 = 483 votesCurrent Rating: 218 + 265 = 483 votes 265


May 2018
[1634] 29: So you got arrested for assaulting your proctologist
283 Current Rating: 283 + 295 = 578 votesCurrent Rating: 283 + 295 = 578 votes 295

[1633] 25: What are you watching?
453 Current Rating: 453 + 445 = 898 votesCurrent Rating: 453 + 445 = 898 votes 445

[1632] 22: Welcome to the team, here is your desk
237 Current Rating: 237 + 250 = 487 votesCurrent Rating: 237 + 250 = 487 votes 250

[1631] 18: WHAT THE HELL!
355 Current Rating: 355 + 446 = 801 votesCurrent Rating: 355 + 446 = 801 votes 446

[1630] 15: Give me a double of the strongest
378 Current Rating: 378 + 407 = 785 votesCurrent Rating: 378 + 407 = 785 votes 407

[1629] 11: People are such a bunch of precious snowflakes these days
417 Current Rating: 417 + 414 = 831 votesCurrent Rating: 417 + 414 = 831 votes 414

[1628] 8: Are these all you have today?
906 Current Rating: 906 + 565 = 1471 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 565 = 1471 votes 565

[1627] 4: Sorry I m late, I had to take my fiancé
493 Current Rating: 493 + 587 = 1080 votesCurrent Rating: 493 + 587 = 1080 votes 587


Apr 2018
[1626] 30: It s really annoying
314 Current Rating: 314 + 361 = 675 votesCurrent Rating: 314 + 361 = 675 votes 361

[1625] 24: I haven t been on a blind date in ages
984 Current Rating: 984 + 506 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 506 = 1490 votes 506

[1624] 20: What the hell were you thinking?
718 Current Rating: 718 + 674 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 674 = 1392 votes 674

[1623] 17: You know, I ve been coming to my granddad s grave
976 Current Rating: 976 + 716 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 716 = 1692 votes 716

[1622] 13: Is the idiot president on TV again?
373 Current Rating: 373 + 864 = 1237 votesCurrent Rating: 373 + 864 = 1237 votes 864

[1621] 10: Sorry I m so late
420 Current Rating: 420 + 480 = 900 votesCurrent Rating: 420 + 480 = 900 votes 480

[1620] 6: Hi doctor, I think there is something wrong
542 Current Rating: 542 + 510 = 1052 votesCurrent Rating: 542 + 510 = 1052 votes 510

[1619] 2: Good evening sir, welcome to Victoria s Secret
290 Current Rating: 290 + 303 = 593 votesCurrent Rating: 290 + 303 = 593 votes 303


Mar 2018
[1618] 27: So it looks like you re the victim
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1652 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1652 = 3408 votes 1652

[1617] 23: STOP DOING THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
463 Current Rating: 463 + 522 = 985 votesCurrent Rating: 463 + 522 = 985 votes 522

[1616] 20: Is there anything interesting on the news?
263 Current Rating: 263 + 294 = 557 votesCurrent Rating: 263 + 294 = 557 votes 294

[1615] 16: Ladies and gentlemen
332 Current Rating: 332 + 345 = 677 votesCurrent Rating: 332 + 345 = 677 votes 345

[1614] 12: I ve just come from that car crash
328 Current Rating: 328 + 364 = 692 votesCurrent Rating: 328 + 364 = 692 votes 364

[1613] 9: Drinks on me
376 Current Rating: 376 + 369 = 745 votesCurrent Rating: 376 + 369 = 745 votes 369

[1612] 5: I heard your wife is suffering from depression
354 Current Rating: 354 + 424 = 778 votesCurrent Rating: 354 + 424 = 778 votes 424


Feb 2018
[1611] 26: Good afternoon, how can I help you?
398 Current Rating: 398 + 403 = 801 votesCurrent Rating: 398 + 403 = 801 votes 403

[1610] 23: I'm off to buy some diapers
362 Current Rating: 362 + 386 = 748 votesCurrent Rating: 362 + 386 = 748 votes 386

[1609] 19: Can I bunk on your couch for a few days?
316 Current Rating: 316 + 385 = 701 votesCurrent Rating: 316 + 385 = 701 votes 385

[1608] 16: I heard the wedding is off
348 Current Rating: 348 + 390 = 738 votesCurrent Rating: 348 + 390 = 738 votes 390

[1607] 12: So the report here says you crashed your car
367 Current Rating: 367 + 492 = 859 votesCurrent Rating: 367 + 492 = 859 votes 492

[1606] 5: Hey, isn t it a wonderful day?
490 Current Rating: 490 + 461 = 951 votesCurrent Rating: 490 + 461 = 951 votes 461

[1605] 2: I think I ve failed as a father
346 Current Rating: 346 + 392 = 738 votesCurrent Rating: 346 + 392 = 738 votes 392


Jan 2018
[1604] 29: Welcome to City SPCA sir
355 Current Rating: 355 + 387 = 742 votesCurrent Rating: 355 + 387 = 742 votes 387

[1603] 26: Isn t that your eX-wife that just walked in?
327 Current Rating: 327 + 357 = 684 votesCurrent Rating: 327 + 357 = 684 votes 357

[1602] 22: Well that s bloody disappointing!
408 Current Rating: 408 + 448 = 856 votesCurrent Rating: 408 + 448 = 856 votes 448

[1601] 19: The docket here says that this is the third time
440 Current Rating: 440 + 578 = 1018 votesCurrent Rating: 440 + 578 = 1018 votes 578

[1600] 15: I don t think this couples therapy is going to work
336 Current Rating: 336 + 393 = 729 votesCurrent Rating: 336 + 393 = 729 votes 393

[1599] 12: Didn t you go away for the holidays?
303 Current Rating: 303 + 339 = 642 votesCurrent Rating: 303 + 339 = 642 votes 339

[1598] 8: Welcome back, how were the holidays?
223 Current Rating: 223 + 263 = 486 votesCurrent Rating: 223 + 263 = 486 votes 263






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