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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13680 Current Rating: 13680 + 17882 = 31562 votesCurrent Rating: 13680 + 17882 = 31562 votes 17882

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 3607 = 7853 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 3607 = 7853 votes 3607

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
2797 Current Rating: 2797 + 2940 = 5737 votesCurrent Rating: 2797 + 2940 = 5737 votes 2940

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1396 = 2706 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1396 = 2706 votes 1396

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1365 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1365 = 2819 votes 1365

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1245 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1245 = 2558 votes 1245

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1195 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1195 = 2424 votes 1195

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1103 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1103 = 2439 votes 1103

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2059 Current Rating: 2059 + 1885 = 3944 votesCurrent Rating: 2059 + 1885 = 3944 votes 1885

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1340 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1340 = 2750 votes 1340

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2753 = 5264 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2753 = 5264 votes 2753


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1519 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1519 = 3396 votes 1519

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1144 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1144 = 2535 votes 1144

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2829 Current Rating: 2829 + 3511 = 6340 votesCurrent Rating: 2829 + 3511 = 6340 votes 3511

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1359 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1359 = 2795 votes 1359

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1716 = 3518 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1716 = 3518 votes 1716

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14187 Current Rating: 14187 + 15084 = 29271 votesCurrent Rating: 14187 + 15084 = 29271 votes 15084

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 2271 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 2271 = 4136 votes 2271

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
2229 Current Rating: 2229 + 2194 = 4423 votesCurrent Rating: 2229 + 2194 = 4423 votes 2194

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1654 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1654 = 3212 votes 1654

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1052 = 2249 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1052 = 2249 votes 1052

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1510 = 3101 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1510 = 3101 votes 1510

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 4664 = 8459 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 4664 = 8459 votes 4664

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1373 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1373 = 2934 votes 1373

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1079 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1079 = 2330 votes 1079

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3685 = 7522 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3685 = 7522 votes 3685

[314] 2: What should we do now
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1680 = 3550 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1680 = 3550 votes 1680

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1355 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1355 = 2836 votes 1355


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2494 Current Rating: 2494 + 2628 = 5122 votesCurrent Rating: 2494 + 2628 = 5122 votes 2628

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1694 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1694 = 3524 votes 1694

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2450 Current Rating: 2450 + 3225 = 5675 votesCurrent Rating: 2450 + 3225 = 5675 votes 3225

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2025 Current Rating: 2025 + 2010 = 4035 votesCurrent Rating: 2025 + 2010 = 4035 votes 2010

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3222 Current Rating: 3222 + 4941 = 8163 votesCurrent Rating: 3222 + 4941 = 8163 votes 4941

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1683 = 3530 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1683 = 3530 votes 1683

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1433 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1433 = 3124 votes 1433

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1200 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1200 = 2617 votes 1200

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1992 Current Rating: 1992 + 1852 = 3844 votesCurrent Rating: 1992 + 1852 = 3844 votes 1852

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1129 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1129 = 2383 votes 1129

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4079 Current Rating: 4079 + 4634 = 8713 votesCurrent Rating: 4079 + 4634 = 8713 votes 4634

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1233 = 2682 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1233 = 2682 votes 1233

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1489 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1489 = 2967 votes 1489

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1575 = 3061 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1575 = 3061 votes 1575

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2246 Current Rating: 2246 + 1688 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 2246 + 1688 = 3934 votes 1688

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1399 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1399 = 2975 votes 1399


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1341 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1341 = 2726 votes 1341

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1953 = 3780 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1953 = 3780 votes 1953

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
940 Current Rating: 940 + 907 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 907 = 1847 votes 907

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1310 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1310 = 2654 votes 1310

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1870 = 3343 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1870 = 3343 votes 1870

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1109 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1109 = 2216 votes 1109

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1253 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1253 = 2717 votes 1253

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 969 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 969 = 2102 votes 969

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
934 Current Rating: 934 + 1024 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 1024 = 1958 votes 1024

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 1050 = 2074 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 1050 = 2074 votes 1050

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1158 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1158 = 2216 votes 1158

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1360 = 2601 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1360 = 2601 votes 1360

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1342 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1342 = 2594 votes 1342

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
972 Current Rating: 972 + 963 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 963 = 1935 votes 963

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1386 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1386 = 2750 votes 1386

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1797 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1797 = 3701 votes 1797

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1076 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1076 = 2149 votes 1076


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1000 = 2032 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1000 = 2032 votes 1000

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
844 Current Rating: 844 + 864 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 864 = 1708 votes 864

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 974 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 974 = 2013 votes 974

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1077 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1077 = 2144 votes 1077

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1197 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1197 = 2492 votes 1197

[274] 24: I am the manager
992 Current Rating: 992 + 967 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 967 = 1959 votes 967

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1014 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1014 = 2070 votes 1014

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1081 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1081 = 2190 votes 1081

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1288 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1288 = 2778 votes 1288

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
866 Current Rating: 866 + 945 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 945 = 1811 votes 945

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1377 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1377 = 2798 votes 1377

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1317 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1317 = 2637 votes 1317

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1635 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1635 = 3173 votes 1635

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1142 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1142 = 2303 votes 1142

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
908 Current Rating: 908 + 969 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 969 = 1877 votes 969

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
976 Current Rating: 976 + 897 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 897 = 1873 votes 897

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1103 = 2217 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1103 = 2217 votes 1103

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 974 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 974 = 2014 votes 974


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1005 = 2050 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1005 = 2050 votes 1005

[260] 29: Wait here
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1049 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1049 = 2125 votes 1049

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 1007 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 1007 = 2020 votes 1007

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1210 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1210 = 2400 votes 1210

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1202 = 2408 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1202 = 2408 votes 1202

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1036 = 2165 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1036 = 2165 votes 1036

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 896 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 896 = 2285 votes 896

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1257 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1257 = 2604 votes 1257

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 1021 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 1021 = 2040 votes 1021

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 1282 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 1282 = 3243 votes 1282

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1223 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1223 = 2850 votes 1223

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 2340 = 4327 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 2340 = 4327 votes 2340

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 3412 = 6968 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 3412 = 6968 votes 3412

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1080 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1080 = 2276 votes 1080

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 908 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 908 = 1952 votes 908

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 975 = 2023 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 975 = 2023 votes 975

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1456 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1456 = 3007 votes 1456

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2354 Current Rating: 2354 + 2471 = 4825 votesCurrent Rating: 2354 + 2471 = 4825 votes 2471

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1167 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1167 = 2394 votes 1167

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1068 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1068 = 2676 votes 1068

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1442 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1442 = 2990 votes 1442


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1369 = 2875 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1369 = 2875 votes 1369

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1077 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1077 = 2227 votes 1077

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1166 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1166 = 2551 votes 1166

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1044 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1044 = 2288 votes 1044

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1074 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1074 = 2189 votes 1074

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 903 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 903 = 2035 votes 903

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1228 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1228 = 2501 votes 1228

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 926 = 2173 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 926 = 2173 votes 926

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1135 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1135 = 2299 votes 1135

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1150 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1150 = 2517 votes 1150

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1214 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1214 = 2432 votes 1214

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1154 = 2363 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1154 = 2363 votes 1154

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1169 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1169 = 2458 votes 1169

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1181 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1181 = 2418 votes 1181

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1090 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1090 = 2181 votes 1090

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 958 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 958 = 2031 votes 958

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1102 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1102 = 2751 votes 1102

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3529 Current Rating: 3529 + 3341 = 6870 votesCurrent Rating: 3529 + 3341 = 6870 votes 3341

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2287 Current Rating: 2287 + 2680 = 4967 votesCurrent Rating: 2287 + 2680 = 4967 votes 2680

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1247 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1247 = 2710 votes 1247


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
4597 Current Rating: 4597 + 4194 = 8791 votesCurrent Rating: 4597 + 4194 = 8791 votes 4194

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1206 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1206 = 2521 votes 1206

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1064 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1064 = 2369 votes 1064

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1114 = 2602 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1114 = 2602 votes 1114

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1075 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1075 = 2485 votes 1075

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1216 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1216 = 2742 votes 1216

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1535 Current Rating: 1535 + 1270 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1535 + 1270 = 2805 votes 1270

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 848 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 848 = 1934 votes 848

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 954 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 954 = 2015 votes 954

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 1042 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 1042 = 2051 votes 1042

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1112 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1112 = 2321 votes 1112

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1145 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1145 = 2455 votes 1145

[208] 12: Since we got married
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1064 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1064 = 2483 votes 1064

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1562 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1562 = 3196 votes 1562

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3180 Current Rating: 3180 + 4250 = 7430 votesCurrent Rating: 3180 + 4250 = 7430 votes 4250

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 2469 = 4544 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 2469 = 4544 votes 2469

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1472 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1472 = 3282 votes 1472

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3549 Current Rating: 3549 + 4532 = 8081 votesCurrent Rating: 3549 + 4532 = 8081 votes 4532

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1178 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1178 = 2536 votes 1178


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1524 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1524 = 3055 votes 1524

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 4373 = 8083 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 4373 = 8083 votes 4373

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4839 Current Rating: 4839 + 3992 = 8831 votesCurrent Rating: 4839 + 3992 = 8831 votes 3992

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 2434 = 5214 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 2434 = 5214 votes 2434

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1443 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1443 = 3362 votes 1443

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 2565 = 5069 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 2565 = 5069 votes 2565

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1364 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1364 = 2774 votes 1364

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1654 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1654 = 3513 votes 1654

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1336 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1336 = 3013 votes 1336

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1467 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1467 = 3365 votes 1467

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1165 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1165 = 2596 votes 1165

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1053 = 2166 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1053 = 2166 votes 1053

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1102 = 2475 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1102 = 2475 votes 1102

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1239 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1239 = 2529 votes 1239

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 963 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 963 = 1995 votes 963

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
970 Current Rating: 970 + 848 = 1818 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 848 = 1818 votes 848

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 997 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 997 = 2063 votes 997


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1138 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1138 = 2343 votes 1138

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1142 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1142 = 2276 votes 1142

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1017 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1017 = 2043 votes 1017

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
937 Current Rating: 937 + 987 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 987 = 1924 votes 987

[180] 24: The good news is that
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1000 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1000 = 2276 votes 1000

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1075 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1075 = 2359 votes 1075

[178] 19: My doctor told me
961 Current Rating: 961 + 918 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 918 = 1879 votes 918

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1185 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1185 = 2849 votes 1185

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1125 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1125 = 2164 votes 1125

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1559 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1559 = 3001 votes 1559

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1022 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1022 = 2156 votes 1022

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1301 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1301 = 2854 votes 1301

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 988 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 988 = 2132 votes 988

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1423 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1423 = 3055 votes 1423

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1022 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1022 = 2256 votes 1022

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1098 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1098 = 2338 votes 1098

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1366 = 2998 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1366 = 2998 votes 1366

[167] 4: Do you know why
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1109 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1109 = 2194 votes 1109

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1550 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1550 = 3233 votes 1550

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1921 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1921 = 3544 votes 1921

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1049 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1049 = 2160 votes 1049


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 860 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 860 = 1888 votes 860

[162] 25: What?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1280 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1280 = 2631 votes 1280

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1212 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1212 = 2497 votes 1212

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1063 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1063 = 2118 votes 1063

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 986 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 986 = 2123 votes 986

[158] 19: You look well rested
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1359 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1359 = 2853 votes 1359

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 2211 = 4304 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 2211 = 4304 votes 2211

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2395 = 4676 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2395 = 4676 votes 2395

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1236 = 2544 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1236 = 2544 votes 1236

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1374 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1374 = 2750 votes 1374

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1147 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1147 = 2478 votes 1147

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1038 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1038 = 2102 votes 1038

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1247 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1247 = 2540 votes 1247

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1500 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1500 = 2756 votes 1500

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1202 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1202 = 2486 votes 1202

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1631 = 3125 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1631 = 3125 votes 1631

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1107 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1107 = 2418 votes 1107

[146] 3: What do women and dog
882 Current Rating: 882 + 910 = 1792 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 910 = 1792 votes 910

[145] 2: You look happy
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1095 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1095 = 2200 votes 1095

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1374 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1374 = 2763 votes 1374


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1116 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1116 = 2282 votes 1116

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1069 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1069 = 2235 votes 1069

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1223 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1223 = 2465 votes 1223

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1447 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1447 = 2808 votes 1447

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1312 = 2545 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1312 = 2545 votes 1312

[138] 22: I love your forehead
908 Current Rating: 908 + 1006 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 1006 = 1914 votes 1006

[137] 21: I got banned
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1201 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1201 = 2488 votes 1201

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1092 = 2320 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1092 = 2320 votes 1092

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1230 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1230 = 2448 votes 1230

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1276 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1276 = 2504 votes 1276

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1007 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1007 = 2152 votes 1007

[132] 13: I just want you to know
996 Current Rating: 996 + 989 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 989 = 1985 votes 989

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1157 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1157 = 2633 votes 1157

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1192 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1192 = 2551 votes 1192






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