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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13915 Current Rating: 13915 + 18198 = 32113 votesCurrent Rating: 13915 + 18198 = 32113 votes 18198

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 3699 = 8182 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 3699 = 8182 votes 3699

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
3391 Current Rating: 3391 + 3444 = 6835 votesCurrent Rating: 3391 + 3444 = 6835 votes 3444

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1478 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1478 = 2822 votes 1478

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1440 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1440 = 2984 votes 1440

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1334 = 2741 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1334 = 2741 votes 1334

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1286 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1286 = 2597 votes 1286

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1171 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1171 = 2573 votes 1171

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2176 Current Rating: 2176 + 2003 = 4179 votesCurrent Rating: 2176 + 2003 = 4179 votes 2003

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1411 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1411 = 2910 votes 1411

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 2868 = 5492 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 2868 = 5492 votes 2868


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1594 = 3537 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1594 = 3537 votes 1594

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1192 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1192 = 2632 votes 1192

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2956 Current Rating: 2956 + 3641 = 6597 votesCurrent Rating: 2956 + 3641 = 6597 votes 3641

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1491 = 3061 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1491 = 3061 votes 1491

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1858 = 3815 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1858 = 3815 votes 1858

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14284 Current Rating: 14284 + 15171 = 29455 votesCurrent Rating: 14284 + 15171 = 29455 votes 15171

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 2361 = 4322 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 2361 = 4322 votes 2361

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
2456 Current Rating: 2456 + 2293 = 4749 votesCurrent Rating: 2456 + 2293 = 4749 votes 2293

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1826 = 3485 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1826 = 3485 votes 1826

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1114 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1114 = 2373 votes 1114

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1627 = 3327 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1627 = 3327 votes 1627

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3888 Current Rating: 3888 + 4717 = 8605 votesCurrent Rating: 3888 + 4717 = 8605 votes 4717

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1442 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1442 = 3078 votes 1442

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 1128 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 1128 = 2424 votes 1128

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3952 Current Rating: 3952 + 3798 = 7750 votesCurrent Rating: 3952 + 3798 = 7750 votes 3798

[314] 2: What should we do now
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1726 = 3645 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1726 = 3645 votes 1726

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1498 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1498 = 3115 votes 1498


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2623 Current Rating: 2623 + 2743 = 5366 votesCurrent Rating: 2623 + 2743 = 5366 votes 2743

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1767 = 3672 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1767 = 3672 votes 1767

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 3268 = 5759 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 3268 = 5759 votes 3268

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2175 Current Rating: 2175 + 2148 = 4323 votesCurrent Rating: 2175 + 2148 = 4323 votes 2148

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3287 Current Rating: 3287 + 5019 = 8306 votesCurrent Rating: 3287 + 5019 = 8306 votes 5019

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 1753 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 1753 = 3664 votes 1753

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 1474 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 1474 = 3206 votes 1474

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1295 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1295 = 2810 votes 1295

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2089 Current Rating: 2089 + 1940 = 4029 votesCurrent Rating: 2089 + 1940 = 4029 votes 1940

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1209 = 2543 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1209 = 2543 votes 1209

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4164 Current Rating: 4164 + 4732 = 8896 votesCurrent Rating: 4164 + 4732 = 8896 votes 4732

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1322 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1322 = 2879 votes 1322

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1588 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1588 = 3183 votes 1588

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1710 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1710 = 3330 votes 1710

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 1758 = 4077 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 1758 = 4077 votes 1758

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1511 = 3203 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1511 = 3203 votes 1511


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1424 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1424 = 2900 votes 1424

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 2079 = 4019 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 2079 = 4019 votes 2079

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 962 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 962 = 1994 votes 962

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1362 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1362 = 2760 votes 1362

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1912 = 3439 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1912 = 3439 votes 1912

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1208 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1208 = 2402 votes 1208

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1361 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1361 = 2924 votes 1361

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1045 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1045 = 2243 votes 1045

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 1125 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 1125 = 2161 votes 1125

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 1134 = 2266 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 1134 = 2266 votes 1134

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1226 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1226 = 2355 votes 1226

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1409 = 2698 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1409 = 2698 votes 1409

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1431 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1431 = 2766 votes 1431

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1036 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1036 = 2081 votes 1036

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1431 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1431 = 2833 votes 1431

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 1887 = 3887 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 1887 = 3887 votes 1887

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1152 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1152 = 2288 votes 1152


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1094 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1094 = 2225 votes 1094

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
926 Current Rating: 926 + 954 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 954 = 1880 votes 954

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1076 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1076 = 2212 votes 1076

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1184 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1184 = 2355 votes 1184

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1292 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1292 = 2677 votes 1292

[274] 24: I am the manager
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1044 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1044 = 2107 votes 1044

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1069 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1069 = 2180 votes 1069

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1218 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1218 = 2456 votes 1218

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1397 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1397 = 2991 votes 1397

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
915 Current Rating: 915 + 984 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 984 = 1899 votes 984

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1455 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1455 = 2961 votes 1455

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1441 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1441 = 2883 votes 1441

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1718 = 3340 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1718 = 3340 votes 1718

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1193 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1193 = 2403 votes 1193

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1058 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1058 = 2057 votes 1058

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 957 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 957 = 2003 votes 957

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1167 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1167 = 2338 votes 1167

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1110 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1110 = 2289 votes 1110


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1055 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1055 = 2147 votes 1055

[260] 29: Wait here
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1144 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1144 = 2332 votes 1144

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1103 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1103 = 2230 votes 1103

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1323 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1323 = 2605 votes 1323

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1288 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1288 = 2571 votes 1288

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1162 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1162 = 2426 votes 1162

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 952 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 952 = 2415 votes 952

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1330 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1330 = 2754 votes 1330

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1087 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1087 = 2179 votes 1087

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2134 Current Rating: 2134 + 1367 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 2134 + 1367 = 3501 votes 1367

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1388 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1388 = 3372 votes 1388

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 2475 = 4544 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 2475 = 4544 votes 2475

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3867 Current Rating: 3867 + 3498 = 7365 votesCurrent Rating: 3867 + 3498 = 7365 votes 3498

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1165 = 2460 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1165 = 2460 votes 1165

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 981 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 981 = 2104 votes 981

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1057 = 2198 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1057 = 2198 votes 1057

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1538 = 3175 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1538 = 3175 votes 1538

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 2554 = 4994 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 2554 = 4994 votes 2554

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1295 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1295 = 2639 votes 1295

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1116 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1116 = 2840 votes 1116

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1596 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1596 = 3296 votes 1596


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1512 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1512 = 3162 votes 1512

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1176 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1176 = 2426 votes 1176

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1249 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1249 = 2723 votes 1249

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1098 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1098 = 2380 votes 1098

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1164 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1164 = 2369 votes 1164

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 978 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 978 = 2180 votes 978

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1322 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1322 = 2691 votes 1322

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 990 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 990 = 2303 votes 990

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1231 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1231 = 2491 votes 1231

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1230 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1230 = 2699 votes 1230

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1296 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1296 = 2588 votes 1296

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1228 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1228 = 2518 votes 1228

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1235 = 2601 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1235 = 2601 votes 1235

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1266 = 2581 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1266 = 2581 votes 1266

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1181 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1181 = 2360 votes 1181

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1050 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1050 = 2225 votes 1050

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1162 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1162 = 2957 votes 1162

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3607 Current Rating: 3607 + 3391 = 6998 votesCurrent Rating: 3607 + 3391 = 6998 votes 3391

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2377 Current Rating: 2377 + 2787 = 5164 votesCurrent Rating: 2377 + 2787 = 5164 votes 2787

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1351 = 2974 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1351 = 2974 votes 1351


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
5269 Current Rating: 5269 + 4382 = 9651 votesCurrent Rating: 5269 + 4382 = 9651 votes 4382

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1295 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1295 = 2699 votes 1295

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1166 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1166 = 2599 votes 1166

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1177 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1177 = 2799 votes 1177

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1151 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1151 = 2679 votes 1151

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 1346 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 1346 = 3038 votes 1346

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1384 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1384 = 3059 votes 1384

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 875 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 875 = 1993 votes 875

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 998 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 998 = 2102 votes 998

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1132 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1132 = 2233 votes 1132

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1240 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1240 = 2498 votes 1240

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1273 = 2715 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1273 = 2715 votes 1273

[208] 12: Since we got married
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1113 = 2584 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1113 = 2584 votes 1113

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1789 Current Rating: 1789 + 1728 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1789 + 1728 = 3517 votes 1728

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 4367 = 7666 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 4367 = 7666 votes 4367

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2186 Current Rating: 2186 + 2606 = 4792 votesCurrent Rating: 2186 + 2606 = 4792 votes 2606

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1519 = 3379 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1519 = 3379 votes 1519

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3649 Current Rating: 3649 + 4647 = 8296 votesCurrent Rating: 3649 + 4647 = 8296 votes 4647

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1269 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1269 = 2723 votes 1269


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1606 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1606 = 3216 votes 1606

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 4496 = 8338 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 4496 = 8338 votes 4496

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5020 Current Rating: 5020 + 4115 = 9135 votesCurrent Rating: 5020 + 4115 = 9135 votes 4115

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2867 Current Rating: 2867 + 2528 = 5395 votesCurrent Rating: 2867 + 2528 = 5395 votes 2528

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1481 = 3439 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1481 = 3439 votes 1481

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 2694 = 5338 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 2694 = 5338 votes 2694

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1416 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1416 = 2878 votes 1416

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1765 = 3732 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1765 = 3732 votes 1765

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1492 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1492 = 3316 votes 1492

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1621 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1621 = 3653 votes 1621

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1260 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1260 = 2815 votes 1260

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1179 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1179 = 2402 votes 1179

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1217 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1217 = 2704 votes 1217

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1279 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1279 = 2610 votes 1279

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1054 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1054 = 2174 votes 1054

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 937 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 937 = 1992 votes 937

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1082 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1082 = 2238 votes 1082


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1199 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1199 = 2453 votes 1199

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1267 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1267 = 2513 votes 1267

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1115 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1115 = 2241 votes 1115

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1034 Current Rating: 1034 + 1088 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1034 + 1088 = 2122 votes 1088

[180] 24: The good news is that
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1090 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1090 = 2449 votes 1090

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1211 = 2635 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1211 = 2635 votes 1211

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 993 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 993 = 2037 votes 993

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1296 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1296 = 3049 votes 1296

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 1213 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 1213 = 2345 votes 1213

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1678 = 3227 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1678 = 3227 votes 1678

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1111 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1111 = 2332 votes 1111

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1413 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1413 = 3068 votes 1413

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1104 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1104 = 2346 votes 1104

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1569 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1569 = 3362 votes 1569

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1153 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1153 = 2519 votes 1153

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1276 = 2615 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1276 = 2615 votes 1276

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1503 = 3251 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1503 = 3251 votes 1503

[167] 4: Do you know why
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1249 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1249 = 2477 votes 1249

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1721 = 3585 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1721 = 3585 votes 1721

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 2081 = 3825 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 2081 = 3825 votes 2081

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1138 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1138 = 2325 votes 1138


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 916 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 916 = 2013 votes 916

[162] 25: What?
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1400 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1400 = 2872 votes 1400

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1344 = 2739 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1344 = 2739 votes 1344

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1102 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1102 = 2195 votes 1102

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1035 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1035 = 2215 votes 1035

[158] 19: You look well rested
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1469 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1469 = 3070 votes 1469

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2358 = 4593 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2358 = 4593 votes 2358

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 2476 = 4837 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 2476 = 4837 votes 2476

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1287 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1287 = 2648 votes 1287

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1449 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1449 = 2892 votes 1449

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1233 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1233 = 2653 votes 1233

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 1132 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 1132 = 2290 votes 1132

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1319 = 2682 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1319 = 2682 votes 1319

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1565 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1565 = 2888 votes 1565

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1299 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1299 = 2676 votes 1299

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1722 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1722 = 3301 votes 1722

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1188 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1188 = 2578 votes 1188

[146] 3: What do women and dog
963 Current Rating: 963 + 984 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 984 = 1947 votes 984

[145] 2: You look happy
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1146 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1146 = 2299 votes 1146

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1520 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1520 = 3033 votes 1520


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1205 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1205 = 2455 votes 1205

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1166 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1166 = 2419 votes 1166

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1272 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1272 = 2557 votes 1272

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1581 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1581 = 3070 votes 1581

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1394 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1394 = 2717 votes 1394

[138] 22: I love your forehead
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1076 = 2054 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1076 = 2054 votes 1076

[137] 21: I got banned
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1288 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1288 = 2663 votes 1288

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1188 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1188 = 2504 votes 1188

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1316 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1316 = 2610 votes 1316

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1359 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1359 = 2675 votes 1359

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1076 = 2297 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1076 = 2297 votes 1076

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1036 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1036 = 2078 votes 1036

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1206 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1206 = 2789 votes 1206

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1296 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1296 = 2801 votes 1296






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