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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14478 Current Rating: 14478 + 19625 = 34103 votesCurrent Rating: 14478 + 19625 = 34103 votes 19625

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5586 Current Rating: 5586 + 4061 = 9647 votesCurrent Rating: 5586 + 4061 = 9647 votes 4061

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
8763 Current Rating: 8763 + 8515 = 17278 votesCurrent Rating: 8763 + 8515 = 17278 votes 8515

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1705 = 3173 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1705 = 3173 votes 1705

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1635 = 3382 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1635 = 3382 votes 1635

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1537 = 3150 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1537 = 3150 votes 1537

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1490 = 3026 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1490 = 3026 votes 1490

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1347 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1347 = 2910 votes 1347

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2463 Current Rating: 2463 + 2278 = 4741 votesCurrent Rating: 2463 + 2278 = 4741 votes 2278

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1704 Current Rating: 1704 + 1596 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1704 + 1596 = 3300 votes 1596

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 3126 = 6007 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 3126 = 6007 votes 3126


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 1777 = 3936 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 1777 = 3936 votes 1777

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1317 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1317 = 2881 votes 1317

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3265 Current Rating: 3265 + 3944 = 7209 votesCurrent Rating: 3265 + 3944 = 7209 votes 3944

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1807 = 3685 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1807 = 3685 votes 1807

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2379 Current Rating: 2379 + 2216 = 4595 votesCurrent Rating: 2379 + 2216 = 4595 votes 2216

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14534 Current Rating: 14534 + 15468 = 30002 votesCurrent Rating: 14534 + 15468 = 30002 votes 15468

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2221 Current Rating: 2221 + 2610 = 4831 votesCurrent Rating: 2221 + 2610 = 4831 votes 2610

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
4142 Current Rating: 4142 + 2780 = 6922 votesCurrent Rating: 4142 + 2780 = 6922 votes 2780

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 2203 = 4112 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 2203 = 4112 votes 2203

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1254 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1254 = 2672 votes 1254

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1908 = 3865 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1908 = 3865 votes 1908

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4164 Current Rating: 4164 + 4851 = 9015 votesCurrent Rating: 4164 + 4851 = 9015 votes 4851

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1633 = 3443 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1633 = 3443 votes 1633

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1258 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1258 = 2685 votes 1258

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 4038 = 8225 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 4038 = 8225 votes 4038

[314] 2: What should we do now
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1841 = 3855 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1841 = 3855 votes 1841

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1925 Current Rating: 1925 + 1809 = 3734 votesCurrent Rating: 1925 + 1809 = 3734 votes 1809


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2924 Current Rating: 2924 + 3018 = 5942 votesCurrent Rating: 2924 + 3018 = 5942 votes 3018

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1943 = 4012 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1943 = 4012 votes 1943

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2595 Current Rating: 2595 + 3369 = 5964 votesCurrent Rating: 2595 + 3369 = 5964 votes 3369

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 2435 = 4918 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 2435 = 4918 votes 2435

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3478 Current Rating: 3478 + 5213 = 8691 votesCurrent Rating: 3478 + 5213 = 8691 votes 5213

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 1915 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 1915 = 3988 votes 1915

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1597 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1597 = 3457 votes 1597

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1496 = 3217 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1496 = 3217 votes 1496

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 2173 = 4483 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 2173 = 4483 votes 2173

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1392 = 2899 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1392 = 2899 votes 1392

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4368 Current Rating: 4368 + 4948 = 9316 votesCurrent Rating: 4368 + 4948 = 9316 votes 4948

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1540 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1540 = 3356 votes 1540

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1845 = 3704 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1845 = 3704 votes 1845

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 2010 = 3921 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 2010 = 3921 votes 2010

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2468 Current Rating: 2468 + 1928 = 4396 votesCurrent Rating: 2468 + 1928 = 4396 votes 1928

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1769 = 3736 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1769 = 3736 votes 1769


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1648 = 3350 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1648 = 3350 votes 1648

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2179 Current Rating: 2179 + 2321 = 4500 votesCurrent Rating: 2179 + 2321 = 4500 votes 2321

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1103 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1103 = 2420 votes 1103

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 1491 = 3034 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 1491 = 3034 votes 1491

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 2046 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 2046 = 3700 votes 2046

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1433 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1433 = 2833 votes 1433

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 1592 = 3445 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 1592 = 3445 votes 1592

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1256 = 2622 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1256 = 2622 votes 1256

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1381 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1381 = 2649 votes 1381

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1356 = 2702 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1356 = 2702 votes 1356

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1418 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1418 = 2738 votes 1418

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1524 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1524 = 2931 votes 1524

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1639 = 3154 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1639 = 3154 votes 1639

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1230 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1230 = 2483 votes 1230

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1549 = 3095 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1549 = 3095 votes 1549

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2289 Current Rating: 2289 + 2086 = 4375 votesCurrent Rating: 2289 + 2086 = 4375 votes 2086

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1319 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1319 = 2605 votes 1319


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1299 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1299 = 2637 votes 1299

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1185 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1185 = 2355 votes 1185

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1319 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1319 = 2681 votes 1319

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1436 = 2855 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1436 = 2855 votes 1436

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1493 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1493 = 3094 votes 1493

[274] 24: I am the manager
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1229 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1229 = 2472 votes 1229

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1205 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1205 = 2461 votes 1205

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1535 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1535 = 3050 votes 1535

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1653 = 3546 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1653 = 3546 votes 1653

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1104 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1104 = 2167 votes 1104

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1655 = 3378 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1655 = 3378 votes 1655

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1701 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1701 = 3396 votes 1701

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1990 = 3867 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1990 = 3867 votes 1990

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1357 = 2694 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1357 = 2694 votes 1357

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1328 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1328 = 2626 votes 1328

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1147 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1147 = 2395 votes 1147

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1340 = 2620 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1340 = 2620 votes 1340

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1401 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1401 = 2879 votes 1401


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1182 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1182 = 2390 votes 1182

[260] 29: Wait here
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1379 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1379 = 2794 votes 1379

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1406 Current Rating: 1406 + 1353 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1406 + 1353 = 2759 votes 1353

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1545 = 3030 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1545 = 3030 votes 1545

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1532 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1532 = 3007 votes 1532

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1439 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1439 = 2991 votes 1439

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1110 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1110 = 2750 votes 1110

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1509 = 3152 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1509 = 3152 votes 1509

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1269 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1269 = 2534 votes 1269

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2591 Current Rating: 2591 + 1537 = 4128 votesCurrent Rating: 2591 + 1537 = 4128 votes 1537

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1689 = 4358 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1689 = 4358 votes 1689

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2452 Current Rating: 2452 + 2808 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2452 + 2808 = 5260 votes 2808

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4729 Current Rating: 4729 + 3692 = 8421 votesCurrent Rating: 4729 + 3692 = 8421 votes 3692

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1360 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1360 = 2878 votes 1360

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1165 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1165 = 2498 votes 1165

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1245 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1245 = 2603 votes 1245

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1733 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1733 = 3573 votes 1733

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2645 Current Rating: 2645 + 2736 = 5381 votesCurrent Rating: 2645 + 2736 = 5381 votes 2736

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1563 = 3177 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1563 = 3177 votes 1563

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 1267 = 3262 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 1267 = 3262 votes 1267

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2050 Current Rating: 2050 + 1941 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 2050 + 1941 = 3991 votes 1941


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 1817 = 3796 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 1817 = 3796 votes 1817

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1502 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1502 = 3062 votes 1502

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1486 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1486 = 3214 votes 1486

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1274 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1274 = 2707 votes 1274

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1405 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1405 = 2843 votes 1405

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1166 = 2564 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1166 = 2564 votes 1166

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1583 = 3189 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1583 = 3189 votes 1583

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1163 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1163 = 2641 votes 1163

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1436 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1436 = 2918 votes 1436

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1431 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1431 = 3130 votes 1431

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1502 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1502 = 2979 votes 1502

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1421 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1421 = 2905 votes 1421

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1462 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1462 = 3056 votes 1462

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1440 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1440 = 2935 votes 1440

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1392 = 2772 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1392 = 2772 votes 1392

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1290 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1290 = 2697 votes 1290

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1309 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1309 = 3437 votes 1309

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3849 Current Rating: 3849 + 3533 = 7382 votesCurrent Rating: 3849 + 3533 = 7382 votes 3533

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2735 Current Rating: 2735 + 3186 = 5921 votesCurrent Rating: 2735 + 3186 = 5921 votes 3186

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1579 = 3551 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1579 = 3551 votes 1579


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
7827 Current Rating: 7827 + 7377 = 15204 votesCurrent Rating: 7827 + 7377 = 15204 votes 7377

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1492 = 3098 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1492 = 3098 votes 1492

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 1403 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 1403 = 3162 votes 1403

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1310 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1310 = 3210 votes 1310

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1866 Current Rating: 1866 + 1389 = 3255 votesCurrent Rating: 1866 + 1389 = 3255 votes 1389

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1639 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1639 = 3708 votes 1639

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1650 = 3622 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1650 = 3622 votes 1650

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 957 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 957 = 2174 votes 957

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1111 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1111 = 2334 votes 1111

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1370 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1370 = 2683 votes 1370

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1627 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1627 = 3124 votes 1627

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1568 = 3304 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1568 = 3304 votes 1568

[208] 12: Since we got married
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1250 = 2864 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1250 = 2864 votes 1250

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2229 Current Rating: 2229 + 2185 = 4414 votesCurrent Rating: 2229 + 2185 = 4414 votes 2185

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3609 Current Rating: 3609 + 4650 = 8259 votesCurrent Rating: 3609 + 4650 = 8259 votes 4650

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2869 Current Rating: 2869 + 3110 = 5979 votesCurrent Rating: 2869 + 3110 = 5979 votes 3110

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 1653 = 3659 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 1653 = 3659 votes 1653

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3884 Current Rating: 3884 + 4873 = 8757 votesCurrent Rating: 3884 + 4873 = 8757 votes 4873

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1481 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1481 = 3131 votes 1481


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1788 Current Rating: 1788 + 1812 = 3600 votesCurrent Rating: 1788 + 1812 = 3600 votes 1812

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4126 Current Rating: 4126 + 4773 = 8899 votesCurrent Rating: 4126 + 4773 = 8899 votes 4773

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5499 Current Rating: 5499 + 4437 = 9936 votesCurrent Rating: 5499 + 4437 = 9936 votes 4437

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 2727 = 5777 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 2727 = 5777 votes 2727

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2058 Current Rating: 2058 + 1593 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 2058 + 1593 = 3651 votes 1593

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2980 = 5937 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2980 = 5937 votes 2980

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1567 = 3158 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1567 = 3158 votes 1567

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2313 Current Rating: 2313 + 2054 = 4367 votesCurrent Rating: 2313 + 2054 = 4367 votes 2054

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2171 Current Rating: 2171 + 2006 = 4177 votesCurrent Rating: 2171 + 2006 = 4177 votes 2006

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 1967 = 4462 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 1967 = 4462 votes 1967

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1478 = 3342 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1478 = 3342 votes 1478

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1442 = 2922 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1442 = 2922 votes 1442

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1462 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1462 = 3231 votes 1462

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1374 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1374 = 2794 votes 1374

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1267 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1267 = 2606 votes 1267

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1127 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1127 = 2375 votes 1127

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1307 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1307 = 2662 votes 1307


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1385 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1385 = 2777 votes 1385

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1607 = 3181 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1607 = 3181 votes 1607

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1345 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1345 = 2692 votes 1345

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1309 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1309 = 2547 votes 1309

[180] 24: The good news is that
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1294 = 2864 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1294 = 2864 votes 1294

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1507 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1507 = 3207 votes 1507

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1169 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1169 = 2384 votes 1169

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 1555 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 1555 = 3714 votes 1555

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1423 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1423 = 2770 votes 1423

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1951 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1951 = 3789 votes 1951

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1313 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1313 = 2756 votes 1313

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 1676 = 3635 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 1676 = 3635 votes 1676

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1389 = 2857 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1389 = 2857 votes 1389

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2271 Current Rating: 2271 + 1954 = 4225 votesCurrent Rating: 2271 + 1954 = 4225 votes 1954

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1662 Current Rating: 1662 + 1450 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1662 + 1450 = 3112 votes 1450

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1734 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1734 = 3303 votes 1734

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 1971 = 4111 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 1971 = 4111 votes 1971

[167] 4: Do you know why
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1533 = 3069 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1533 = 3069 votes 1533

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2347 Current Rating: 2347 + 2143 = 4490 votesCurrent Rating: 2347 + 2143 = 4490 votes 2143

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 2506 = 4551 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 2506 = 4551 votes 2506

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1345 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1345 = 2709 votes 1345


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1069 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1069 = 2331 votes 1069

[162] 25: What?
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1680 = 3415 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1680 = 3415 votes 1680

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1638 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1638 = 3284 votes 1638

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1217 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1217 = 2432 votes 1217

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1149 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1149 = 2449 votes 1149

[158] 19: You look well rested
1823 Current Rating: 1823 + 1671 = 3494 votesCurrent Rating: 1823 + 1671 = 3494 votes 1671

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2555 Current Rating: 2555 + 2673 = 5228 votesCurrent Rating: 2555 + 2673 = 5228 votes 2673

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 2645 = 5166 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 2645 = 5166 votes 2645

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1403 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1403 = 2883 votes 1403

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1590 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1590 = 3179 votes 1590

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1419 = 3031 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1419 = 3031 votes 1419

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1340 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1340 = 2705 votes 1340

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1495 = 3061 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1495 = 3061 votes 1495

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1718 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1718 = 3207 votes 1718

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1496 = 3086 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1496 = 3086 votes 1496

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1927 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1927 = 3697 votes 1927

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1369 = 2936 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1369 = 2936 votes 1369

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1140 = 2268 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1140 = 2268 votes 1140

[145] 2: You look happy
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1261 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1261 = 2542 votes 1261

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1818 Current Rating: 1818 + 1811 = 3629 votesCurrent Rating: 1818 + 1811 = 3629 votes 1811


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1419 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1419 = 2865 votes 1419

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1380 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1380 = 2838 votes 1380

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1404 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1404 = 2818 votes 1404

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1874 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1874 = 3656 votes 1874

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1598 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1598 = 3139 votes 1598

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1234 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1234 = 2368 votes 1234

[137] 21: I got banned
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1479 = 3053 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1479 = 3053 votes 1479

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1400 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1400 = 2896 votes 1400

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1525 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1525 = 3018 votes 1525

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1542 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1542 = 3051 votes 1542

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1230 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1230 = 2621 votes 1230

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1176 = 2358 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1176 = 2358 votes 1176

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1334 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1334 = 3166 votes 1334

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1542 = 3345 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1542 = 3345 votes 1542






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