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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14916 Current Rating: 14916 + 20677 = 35593 votesCurrent Rating: 14916 + 20677 = 35593 votes 20677

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
6307 Current Rating: 6307 + 7497 = 13804 votesCurrent Rating: 6307 + 7497 = 13804 votes 7497

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
11678 Current Rating: 11678 + 13508 = 25186 votesCurrent Rating: 11678 + 13508 = 25186 votes 13508

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1871 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1871 = 3442 votes 1871

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1795 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1795 = 3714 votes 1795

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1715 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1715 = 3499 votes 1715

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1656 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1656 = 3344 votes 1656

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1489 = 3201 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1489 = 3201 votes 1489

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2693 Current Rating: 2693 + 2496 = 5189 votesCurrent Rating: 2693 + 2496 = 5189 votes 2496

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1746 = 3598 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1746 = 3598 votes 1746

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
3095 Current Rating: 3095 + 3339 = 6434 votesCurrent Rating: 3095 + 3339 = 6434 votes 3339


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2303 Current Rating: 2303 + 1934 = 4237 votesCurrent Rating: 2303 + 1934 = 4237 votes 1934

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1407 = 3065 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1407 = 3065 votes 1407

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3495 Current Rating: 3495 + 4149 = 7644 votesCurrent Rating: 3495 + 4149 = 7644 votes 4149

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 2043 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 2043 = 4152 votes 2043

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2720 Current Rating: 2720 + 2498 = 5218 votesCurrent Rating: 2720 + 2498 = 5218 votes 2498

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14712 Current Rating: 14712 + 15697 = 30409 votesCurrent Rating: 14712 + 15697 = 30409 votes 15697

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2424 Current Rating: 2424 + 2779 = 5203 votesCurrent Rating: 2424 + 2779 = 5203 votes 2779

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
6213 Current Rating: 6213 + 6195 = 12408 votesCurrent Rating: 6213 + 6195 = 12408 votes 6195

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 2504 = 4612 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 2504 = 4612 votes 2504

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1382 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1382 = 2928 votes 1382

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
2172 Current Rating: 2172 + 2151 = 4323 votesCurrent Rating: 2172 + 2151 = 4323 votes 2151

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4402 Current Rating: 4402 + 4967 = 9369 votesCurrent Rating: 4402 + 4967 = 9369 votes 4967

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 1761 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 1761 = 3711 votes 1761

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1346 = 2853 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1346 = 2853 votes 1346

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4380 Current Rating: 4380 + 4226 = 8606 votesCurrent Rating: 4380 + 4226 = 8606 votes 4226

[314] 2: What should we do now
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 1930 = 4016 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 1930 = 4016 votes 1930

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 2084 = 4264 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 2084 = 4264 votes 2084


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
3143 Current Rating: 3143 + 3224 = 6367 votesCurrent Rating: 3143 + 3224 = 6367 votes 3224

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2197 Current Rating: 2197 + 2070 = 4267 votesCurrent Rating: 2197 + 2070 = 4267 votes 2070

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2698 Current Rating: 2698 + 3463 = 6161 votesCurrent Rating: 2698 + 3463 = 6161 votes 3463

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2723 Current Rating: 2723 + 2664 = 5387 votesCurrent Rating: 2723 + 2664 = 5387 votes 2664

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3614 Current Rating: 3614 + 5352 = 8966 votesCurrent Rating: 3614 + 5352 = 8966 votes 5352

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 2051 = 4242 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 2051 = 4242 votes 2051

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1684 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1684 = 3624 votes 1684

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 1663 = 3549 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 1663 = 3549 votes 1663

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 2357 = 4852 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 2357 = 4852 votes 2357

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1543 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1543 = 3199 votes 1543

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4518 Current Rating: 4518 + 5100 = 9618 votesCurrent Rating: 4518 + 5100 = 9618 votes 5100

[301] 7: Iím from the church
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1691 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1691 = 3701 votes 1691

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 2019 = 4051 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 2019 = 4051 votes 2019

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 2234 = 4428 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 2234 = 4428 votes 2234

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2591 Current Rating: 2591 + 2051 = 4642 votesCurrent Rating: 2591 + 2051 = 4642 votes 2051

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
2170 Current Rating: 2170 + 1974 = 4144 votesCurrent Rating: 2170 + 1974 = 4144 votes 1974


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1795 = 3658 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1795 = 3658 votes 1795

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2388 Current Rating: 2388 + 2543 = 4931 votesCurrent Rating: 2388 + 2543 = 4931 votes 2543

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1216 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1216 = 2753 votes 1216

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1581 = 3229 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1581 = 3229 votes 1581

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 2134 = 3874 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 2134 = 3874 votes 2134

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1615 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1615 = 3192 votes 1615

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 1766 = 3841 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 1766 = 3841 votes 1766

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1433 = 2945 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1433 = 2945 votes 1433

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1583 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1583 = 3033 votes 1583

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1514 = 3036 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1514 = 3036 votes 1514

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1556 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1556 = 3017 votes 1556

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1616 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1616 = 3118 votes 1616

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1803 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1803 = 3464 votes 1803

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1385 = 2784 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1385 = 2784 votes 1385

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1644 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1644 = 3291 votes 1644

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2477 Current Rating: 2477 + 2238 = 4715 votesCurrent Rating: 2477 + 2238 = 4715 votes 2238

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1438 = 2845 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1438 = 2845 votes 1438


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1451 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1451 = 2949 votes 1451

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1358 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1358 = 2704 votes 1358

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1491 = 3030 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1491 = 3030 votes 1491

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1658 = 3274 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1658 = 3274 votes 1658

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1647 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1647 = 3394 votes 1647

[274] 24: I am the manager
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1391 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1391 = 2793 votes 1391

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1310 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1310 = 2678 votes 1310

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1752 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1752 = 3500 votes 1752

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 1842 = 3965 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 1842 = 3965 votes 1842

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1205 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1205 = 2382 votes 1205

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 1811 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 1811 = 3697 votes 1811

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1908 Current Rating: 1908 + 1916 = 3824 votesCurrent Rating: 1908 + 1916 = 3824 votes 1916

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
2026 Current Rating: 2026 + 2147 = 4173 votesCurrent Rating: 2026 + 2147 = 4173 votes 2147

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1452 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1452 = 2883 votes 1452

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1494 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1494 = 2964 votes 1494

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1285 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1285 = 2716 votes 1285

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1486 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1486 = 2861 votes 1486

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1713 Current Rating: 1713 + 1624 = 3337 votesCurrent Rating: 1713 + 1624 = 3337 votes 1624


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1272 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1272 = 2577 votes 1272

[260] 29: Wait here
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1561 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1561 = 3161 votes 1561

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1535 = 3142 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1535 = 3142 votes 1535

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1720 = 3373 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1720 = 3373 votes 1720

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1734 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1734 = 3366 votes 1734

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1659 = 3439 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1659 = 3439 votes 1659

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1282 = 3044 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1282 = 3044 votes 1282

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1649 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1649 = 3431 votes 1649

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1420 = 2817 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1420 = 2817 votes 1420

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2883 Current Rating: 2883 + 1664 = 4547 votesCurrent Rating: 2883 + 1664 = 4547 votes 1664

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 1935 = 5180 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 1935 = 5180 votes 1935

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 2962 = 5586 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 2962 = 5586 votes 2962

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 3835 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 3835 = 8968 votes 3835

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1519 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1519 = 3207 votes 1519

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1299 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1299 = 2791 votes 1299

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1407 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1407 = 2915 votes 1407

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 1889 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 1889 = 3894 votes 1889

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2823 Current Rating: 2823 + 2888 = 5711 votesCurrent Rating: 2823 + 2888 = 5711 votes 2888

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1820 Current Rating: 1820 + 1758 = 3578 votesCurrent Rating: 1820 + 1758 = 3578 votes 1758

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
2173 Current Rating: 2173 + 1393 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 2173 + 1393 = 3566 votes 1393

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2325 Current Rating: 2325 + 2221 = 4546 votesCurrent Rating: 2325 + 2221 = 4546 votes 2221


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
2227 Current Rating: 2227 + 2040 = 4267 votesCurrent Rating: 2227 + 2040 = 4267 votes 2040

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1699 = 3451 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1699 = 3451 votes 1699

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1656 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1656 = 3571 votes 1656

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1402 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1402 = 2940 votes 1402

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1557 = 3152 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1557 = 3152 votes 1557

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1333 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1333 = 2889 votes 1333

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1783 = 3580 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1783 = 3580 votes 1783

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1309 = 2988 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1309 = 2988 votes 1309

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1603 = 3258 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1603 = 3258 votes 1603

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1583 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1583 = 3442 votes 1583

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1650 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1650 = 3280 votes 1650

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1565 = 3193 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1565 = 3193 votes 1565

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1601 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1601 = 3331 votes 1601

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1597 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1597 = 3243 votes 1597

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1564 = 3095 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1564 = 3095 votes 1564

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1479 = 3065 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1479 = 3065 votes 1479

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2387 Current Rating: 2387 + 1424 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2387 + 1424 = 3811 votes 1424

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
4026 Current Rating: 4026 + 3626 = 7652 votesCurrent Rating: 4026 + 3626 = 7652 votes 3626

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2946 Current Rating: 2946 + 3389 = 6335 votesCurrent Rating: 2946 + 3389 = 6335 votes 3389

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
2255 Current Rating: 2255 + 1753 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2255 + 1753 = 4008 votes 1753


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
8821 Current Rating: 8821 + 7729 = 16550 votesCurrent Rating: 8821 + 7729 = 16550 votes 7729

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1667 = 3460 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1667 = 3460 votes 1667

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
2011 Current Rating: 2011 + 1590 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 2011 + 1590 = 3601 votes 1590

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 1419 = 3491 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 1419 = 3491 votes 1419

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 1523 = 3579 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 1523 = 3579 votes 1523

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 1860 = 4200 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 1860 = 4200 votes 1860

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 1837 = 4027 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 1837 = 4027 votes 1837

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1034 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1034 = 2326 votes 1034

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1202 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1202 = 2528 votes 1202

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1600 = 3223 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1600 = 3223 votes 1600

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1937 = 3568 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1937 = 3568 votes 1937

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 1808 = 3783 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 1808 = 3783 votes 1808

[208] 12: Since we got married
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1353 = 3072 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1353 = 3072 votes 1353

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 2554 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 2554 = 5198 votes 2554

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3841 Current Rating: 3841 + 4863 = 8704 votesCurrent Rating: 3841 + 4863 = 8704 votes 4863

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 3428 = 6639 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 3428 = 6639 votes 3428

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 1766 = 3889 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 1766 = 3889 votes 1766

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
4083 Current Rating: 4083 + 5068 = 9151 votesCurrent Rating: 4083 + 5068 = 9151 votes 5068

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1657 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1657 = 3481 votes 1657


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1987 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1987 = 3930 votes 1987

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4334 Current Rating: 4334 + 4980 = 9314 votesCurrent Rating: 4334 + 4980 = 9314 votes 4980

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5825 Current Rating: 5825 + 4675 = 10500 votesCurrent Rating: 5825 + 4675 = 10500 votes 4675

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3211 Current Rating: 3211 + 2875 = 6086 votesCurrent Rating: 3211 + 2875 = 6086 votes 2875

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 1671 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 1671 = 3810 votes 1671

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 3209 = 6415 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 3209 = 6415 votes 3209

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1695 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1695 = 3384 votes 1695

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2614 Current Rating: 2614 + 2274 = 4888 votesCurrent Rating: 2614 + 2274 = 4888 votes 2274

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2483 Current Rating: 2483 + 2338 = 4821 votesCurrent Rating: 2483 + 2338 = 4821 votes 2338

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 2233 = 5131 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 2233 = 5131 votes 2233

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
2137 Current Rating: 2137 + 1665 = 3802 votesCurrent Rating: 2137 + 1665 = 3802 votes 1665

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1678 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1678 = 3362 votes 1678

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 1644 = 3623 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 1644 = 3623 votes 1644

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1504 Current Rating: 1504 + 1456 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1504 + 1456 = 2960 votes 1456

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1435 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1435 = 2949 votes 1435

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1406 Current Rating: 1406 + 1290 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1406 + 1290 = 2696 votes 1290

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1507 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1507 = 3033 votes 1507


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1535 = 3035 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1535 = 3035 votes 1535

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1853 = 3668 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1853 = 3668 votes 1853

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1517 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1517 = 3057 votes 1517

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1486 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1486 = 2896 votes 1486

[180] 24: The good news is that
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1454 = 3165 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1454 = 3165 votes 1454

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1748 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1748 = 3684 votes 1748

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1326 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1326 = 2691 votes 1326

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 1753 = 4257 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 1753 = 4257 votes 1753

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1592 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1592 = 3120 votes 1592

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
2028 Current Rating: 2028 + 2134 = 4162 votesCurrent Rating: 2028 + 2134 = 4162 votes 2134

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1468 = 3086 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1468 = 3086 votes 1468

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1899 = 4114 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1899 = 4114 votes 1899

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1607 = 3245 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1607 = 3245 votes 1607

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2618 Current Rating: 2618 + 2183 = 4801 votesCurrent Rating: 2618 + 2183 = 4801 votes 2183

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1684 = 3581 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1684 = 3581 votes 1684

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 2094 = 3838 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 2094 = 3838 votes 2094

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 2236 = 4747 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 2236 = 4747 votes 2236

[167] 4: Do you know why
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1774 = 3549 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1774 = 3549 votes 1774

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2742 Current Rating: 2742 + 2475 = 5217 votesCurrent Rating: 2742 + 2475 = 5217 votes 2475

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2291 Current Rating: 2291 + 2892 = 5183 votesCurrent Rating: 2291 + 2892 = 5183 votes 2892

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1512 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1512 = 3017 votes 1512


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1216 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1216 = 2631 votes 1216

[162] 25: What?
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 1886 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 1886 = 3839 votes 1886

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1845 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1845 = 3684 votes 1845

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1303 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1303 = 2609 votes 1303

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1244 = 2644 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1244 = 2644 votes 1244

[158] 19: You look well rested
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1831 = 3820 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1831 = 3820 votes 1831

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2902 = 5692 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2902 = 5692 votes 2902

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2657 Current Rating: 2657 + 2794 = 5451 votesCurrent Rating: 2657 + 2794 = 5451 votes 2794

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1494 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1494 = 3070 votes 1494

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1693 = 3395 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1693 = 3395 votes 1693

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 1574 = 3351 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 1574 = 3351 votes 1574

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1521 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1521 = 3068 votes 1521

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1634 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1634 = 3328 votes 1634

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1837 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1837 = 3458 votes 1837

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1666 = 3422 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1666 = 3422 votes 1666

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 2092 = 4014 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 2092 = 4014 votes 2092

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1523 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1523 = 3238 votes 1523

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1280 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1280 = 2550 votes 1280

[145] 2: You look happy
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1358 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1358 = 2745 votes 1358

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
2050 Current Rating: 2050 + 2057 = 4107 votesCurrent Rating: 2050 + 2057 = 4107 votes 2057


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1582 = 3203 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1582 = 3203 votes 1582

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1558 = 3171 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1558 = 3171 votes 1558

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1511 = 3027 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1511 = 3027 votes 1511

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 2089 = 4080 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 2089 = 4080 votes 2089

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1750 = 3444 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1750 = 3444 votes 1750

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1362 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1362 = 2621 votes 1362

[137] 21: I got banned
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1637 = 3381 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1637 = 3381 votes 1637

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1566 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1566 = 3220 votes 1566

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1696 = 3361 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1696 = 3361 votes 1696

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1696 = 3375 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1696 = 3375 votes 1696

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1348 = 2869 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1348 = 2869 votes 1348

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1272 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1272 = 2552 votes 1272

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 1442 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 1442 = 3433 votes 1442

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 1736 = 3741 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 1736 = 3741 votes 1736






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