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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14128 Current Rating: 14128 + 18856 = 32984 votesCurrent Rating: 14128 + 18856 = 32984 votes 18856

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
4668 Current Rating: 4668 + 3771 = 8439 votesCurrent Rating: 4668 + 3771 = 8439 votes 3771

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
6006 Current Rating: 6006 + 7936 = 13942 votesCurrent Rating: 6006 + 7936 = 13942 votes 7936

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1571 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1571 = 2960 votes 1571

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1509 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1509 = 3135 votes 1509

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1414 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1414 = 2896 votes 1414

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1357 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1357 = 2756 votes 1357

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1237 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1237 = 2692 votes 1237

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2275 Current Rating: 2275 + 2095 = 4370 votesCurrent Rating: 2275 + 2095 = 4370 votes 2095

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1483 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1483 = 3056 votes 1483

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2963 = 5674 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2963 = 5674 votes 2963


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1660 = 3672 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1660 = 3672 votes 1660

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1238 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1238 = 2718 votes 1238

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 3737 = 6800 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 3737 = 6800 votes 3737

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1600 = 3278 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1600 = 3278 votes 1600

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1987 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1987 = 4096 votes 1987

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14369 Current Rating: 14369 + 15285 = 29654 votesCurrent Rating: 14369 + 15285 = 29654 votes 15285

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 2450 = 4506 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 2450 = 4506 votes 2450

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
2964 Current Rating: 2964 + 2535 = 5499 votesCurrent Rating: 2964 + 2535 = 5499 votes 2535

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 1981 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 1981 = 3731 votes 1981

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1167 = 2482 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1167 = 2482 votes 1167

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1719 = 3511 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1719 = 3511 votes 1719

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3987 Current Rating: 3987 + 4763 = 8750 votesCurrent Rating: 3987 + 4763 = 8750 votes 4763

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1515 = 3211 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1515 = 3211 votes 1515

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1179 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1179 = 2532 votes 1179

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4035 Current Rating: 4035 + 3892 = 7927 votesCurrent Rating: 4035 + 3892 = 7927 votes 3892

[314] 2: What should we do now
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 1763 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 1763 = 3715 votes 1763

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1605 = 3345 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1605 = 3345 votes 1605


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 2848 = 5564 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 2848 = 5564 votes 2848

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1831 = 3801 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1831 = 3801 votes 1831

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2534 Current Rating: 2534 + 3308 = 5842 votesCurrent Rating: 2534 + 3308 = 5842 votes 3308

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2276 Current Rating: 2276 + 2238 = 4514 votesCurrent Rating: 2276 + 2238 = 4514 votes 2238

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3361 Current Rating: 3361 + 5085 = 8446 votesCurrent Rating: 3361 + 5085 = 8446 votes 5085

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1807 = 3783 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1807 = 3783 votes 1807

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1786 Current Rating: 1786 + 1535 = 3321 votesCurrent Rating: 1786 + 1535 = 3321 votes 1535

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1367 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1367 = 2957 votes 1367

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2176 Current Rating: 2176 + 2029 = 4205 votesCurrent Rating: 2176 + 2029 = 4205 votes 2029

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1261 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1261 = 2666 votes 1261

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4239 Current Rating: 4239 + 4815 = 9054 votesCurrent Rating: 4239 + 4815 = 9054 votes 4815

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 1399 = 3044 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 1399 = 3044 votes 1399

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1676 = 3355 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1676 = 3355 votes 1676

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1817 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1817 = 3535 votes 1817

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2376 Current Rating: 2376 + 1813 = 4189 votesCurrent Rating: 2376 + 1813 = 4189 votes 1813

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1596 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1596 = 3388 votes 1596


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1492 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1492 = 3047 votes 1492

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2031 Current Rating: 2031 + 2178 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2031 + 2178 = 4209 votes 2178

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1017 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1017 = 2169 votes 1017

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1410 = 2856 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1410 = 2856 votes 1410

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1953 = 3521 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1953 = 3521 votes 1953

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1295 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1295 = 2566 votes 1295

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1434 = 3112 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1434 = 3112 votes 1434

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1116 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1116 = 2377 votes 1116

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1222 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1222 = 2346 votes 1222

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1211 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1211 = 2415 votes 1211

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1293 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1293 = 2483 votes 1293

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1450 = 2785 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1450 = 2785 votes 1450

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1511 = 2911 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1511 = 2911 votes 1511

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1101 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1101 = 2206 votes 1101

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1475 = 2926 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1475 = 2926 votes 1475

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2102 Current Rating: 2102 + 1944 = 4046 votesCurrent Rating: 2102 + 1944 = 4046 votes 1944

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1198 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1198 = 2395 votes 1198


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1163 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1163 = 2371 votes 1163

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1021 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1021 = 2036 votes 1021

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1150 = 2361 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1150 = 2361 votes 1150

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1278 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1278 = 2532 votes 1278

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1364 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1364 = 2834 votes 1364

[274] 24: I am the manager
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1102 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1102 = 2235 votes 1102

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1124 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1124 = 2298 votes 1124

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1326 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1326 = 2675 votes 1326

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1471 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1471 = 3186 votes 1471

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
964 Current Rating: 964 + 1027 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 1027 = 1991 votes 1027

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1521 = 3105 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1521 = 3105 votes 1521

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1532 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1532 = 3062 votes 1532

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1809 = 3507 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1809 = 3507 votes 1809

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1236 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1236 = 2492 votes 1236

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1136 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1136 = 2226 votes 1136

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1021 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1021 = 2135 votes 1021

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1221 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1221 = 2436 votes 1221

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1206 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1206 = 2500 votes 1206


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1095 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1095 = 2229 votes 1095

[260] 29: Wait here
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1224 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1224 = 2497 votes 1224

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1200 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1200 = 2440 votes 1200

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1397 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1397 = 2754 votes 1397

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1387 = 2734 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1387 = 2734 votes 1387

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1268 = 2629 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1268 = 2629 votes 1268

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 998 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 998 = 2505 votes 998

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1401 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1401 = 2900 votes 1401

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1157 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1157 = 2321 votes 1157

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2329 Current Rating: 2329 + 1433 = 3762 votesCurrent Rating: 2329 + 1433 = 3762 votes 1433

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 1500 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 1500 = 3814 votes 1500

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2556 = 4754 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2556 = 4754 votes 2556

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 3568 = 7818 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 3568 = 7818 votes 3568

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1237 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1237 = 2605 votes 1237

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1058 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1058 = 2267 votes 1058

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1117 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1117 = 2323 votes 1117

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1610 = 3317 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1610 = 3317 votes 1610

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2502 Current Rating: 2502 + 2625 = 5127 votesCurrent Rating: 2502 + 2625 = 5127 votes 2625

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1381 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1381 = 2824 votes 1381

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1178 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1178 = 3018 votes 1178

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1723 = 3559 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1723 = 3559 votes 1723


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1776 Current Rating: 1776 + 1623 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1776 + 1623 = 3399 votes 1623

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1294 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1294 = 2648 votes 1294

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1332 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1332 = 2908 votes 1332

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1166 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1166 = 2500 votes 1166

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1249 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1249 = 2540 votes 1249

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1052 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1052 = 2330 votes 1052

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1422 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1422 = 2877 votes 1422

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1047 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1047 = 2415 votes 1047

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1295 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1295 = 2641 votes 1295

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1299 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1299 = 2854 votes 1299

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1370 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1370 = 2736 votes 1370

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1295 = 2646 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1295 = 2646 votes 1295

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1320 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1320 = 2779 votes 1320

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1330 = 2712 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1330 = 2712 votes 1330

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1255 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1255 = 2499 votes 1255

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1143 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1143 = 2405 votes 1143

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 1221 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 1221 = 3163 votes 1221

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3689 Current Rating: 3689 + 3440 = 7129 votesCurrent Rating: 3689 + 3440 = 7129 votes 3440

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 2930 = 5436 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 2930 = 5436 votes 2930

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 1439 = 3211 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 1439 = 3211 votes 1439


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
5966 Current Rating: 5966 + 4681 = 10647 votesCurrent Rating: 5966 + 4681 = 10647 votes 4681

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1360 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1360 = 2837 votes 1360

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1245 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1245 = 2803 votes 1245

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1219 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1219 = 2942 votes 1219

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1234 = 2885 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1234 = 2885 votes 1234

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 1453 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 1453 = 3284 votes 1453

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1485 = 3265 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1485 = 3265 votes 1485

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 902 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 902 = 2052 votes 902

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1042 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1042 = 2185 votes 1042

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1200 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1200 = 2374 votes 1200

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1406 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1406 = 2724 votes 1406

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1373 = 2919 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1373 = 2919 votes 1373

[208] 12: Since we got married
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1155 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1155 = 2676 votes 1155

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 1903 = 3862 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 1903 = 3862 votes 1903

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 4466 = 7869 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 4466 = 7869 votes 4466

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2414 Current Rating: 2414 + 2822 = 5236 votesCurrent Rating: 2414 + 2822 = 5236 votes 2822

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1568 = 3487 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1568 = 3487 votes 1568

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3737 Current Rating: 3737 + 4728 = 8465 votesCurrent Rating: 3737 + 4728 = 8465 votes 4728

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1346 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1346 = 2867 votes 1346


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1672 Current Rating: 1672 + 1682 = 3354 votesCurrent Rating: 1672 + 1682 = 3354 votes 1682

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3937 Current Rating: 3937 + 4588 = 8525 votesCurrent Rating: 3937 + 4588 = 8525 votes 4588

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5107 Current Rating: 5107 + 4205 = 9312 votesCurrent Rating: 5107 + 4205 = 9312 votes 4205

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2931 Current Rating: 2931 + 2599 = 5530 votesCurrent Rating: 2931 + 2599 = 5530 votes 2599

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 1518 = 3508 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 1518 = 3508 votes 1518

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2748 Current Rating: 2748 + 2795 = 5543 votesCurrent Rating: 2748 + 2795 = 5543 votes 2795

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1514 Current Rating: 1514 + 1475 = 2989 votesCurrent Rating: 1514 + 1475 = 2989 votes 1475

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 1872 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 1872 = 3963 votes 1872

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1959 Current Rating: 1959 + 1716 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1959 + 1716 = 3675 votes 1716

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2211 Current Rating: 2211 + 1722 = 3933 votesCurrent Rating: 2211 + 1722 = 3933 votes 1722

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1335 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1335 = 3016 votes 1335

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1277 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1277 = 2599 votes 1277

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1303 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1303 = 2891 votes 1303

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1313 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1313 = 2675 votes 1313

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1136 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1136 = 2334 votes 1136

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 1003 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 1003 = 2121 votes 1003

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1155 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1155 = 2382 votes 1155


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1276 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1276 = 2577 votes 1276

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1372 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1372 = 2723 votes 1372

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1179 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1179 = 2387 votes 1179

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1163 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1163 = 2267 votes 1163

[180] 24: The good news is that
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1164 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1164 = 2600 votes 1164

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1304 = 2830 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1304 = 2830 votes 1304

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1056 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1056 = 2154 votes 1056

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1374 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1374 = 3296 votes 1374

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1298 = 2503 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1298 = 2503 votes 1298

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1761 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1761 = 3411 votes 1761

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1180 = 2485 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1180 = 2485 votes 1180

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1497 = 3287 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1497 = 3287 votes 1497

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1203 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1203 = 2519 votes 1203

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1970 Current Rating: 1970 + 1684 = 3654 votesCurrent Rating: 1970 + 1684 = 3654 votes 1684

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1255 = 2736 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1255 = 2736 votes 1255

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1487 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1487 = 2914 votes 1487

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1703 = 3626 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1703 = 3626 votes 1703

[167] 4: Do you know why
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1341 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1341 = 2674 votes 1341

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2046 Current Rating: 2046 + 1884 = 3930 votesCurrent Rating: 2046 + 1884 = 3930 votes 1884

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 2254 = 4111 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 2254 = 4111 votes 2254

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1220 = 2467 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1220 = 2467 votes 1220


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 975 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 975 = 2139 votes 975

[162] 25: What?
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1498 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1498 = 3067 votes 1498

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1440 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1440 = 2914 votes 1440

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1142 = 2273 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1142 = 2273 votes 1142

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1073 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1073 = 2298 votes 1073

[158] 19: You look well rested
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1538 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1538 = 3226 votes 1538

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2338 Current Rating: 2338 + 2474 = 4812 votesCurrent Rating: 2338 + 2474 = 4812 votes 2474

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2412 Current Rating: 2412 + 2535 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2412 + 2535 = 4947 votes 2535

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1332 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1332 = 2742 votes 1332

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1507 = 3010 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1507 = 3010 votes 1507

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1305 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1305 = 2793 votes 1305

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1203 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1203 = 2434 votes 1203

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1386 = 2814 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1386 = 2814 votes 1386

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1619 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1619 = 2994 votes 1619

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1365 = 2819 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1365 = 2819 votes 1365

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1793 = 3447 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1793 = 3447 votes 1793

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1253 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1253 = 2709 votes 1253

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 1042 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 1042 = 2066 votes 1042

[145] 2: You look happy
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1184 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1184 = 2383 votes 1184

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1625 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1625 = 3254 votes 1625


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1292 = 2615 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1292 = 2615 votes 1292

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1240 = 2562 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1240 = 2562 votes 1240

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1322 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1322 = 2655 votes 1322

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1682 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1682 = 3280 votes 1682

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1471 = 2875 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1471 = 2875 votes 1471

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 1130 = 2166 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 1130 = 2166 votes 1130

[137] 21: I got banned
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1351 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1351 = 2787 votes 1351

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1257 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1257 = 2640 votes 1257

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1393 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1393 = 2766 votes 1393

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1423 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1423 = 2811 votes 1423

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1122 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1122 = 2401 votes 1122

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1089 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1089 = 2179 votes 1089

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1250 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1250 = 2917 votes 1250

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1400 = 3020 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1400 = 3020 votes 1400






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