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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13110 Current Rating: 13110 + 16352 = 29462 votesCurrent Rating: 13110 + 16352 = 29462 votes 16352

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3637 Current Rating: 3637 + 3302 = 6939 votesCurrent Rating: 3637 + 3302 = 6939 votes 3302

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 2123 = 4065 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 2123 = 4065 votes 2123

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1210 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1210 = 2418 votes 1210

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1219 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1219 = 2517 votes 1219

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1089 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1089 = 2245 votes 1089

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1043 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1043 = 2107 votes 1043

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 985 = 2214 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 985 = 2214 votes 985

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1695 = 3551 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1695 = 3551 votes 1695

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1207 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1207 = 2466 votes 1207

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2336 Current Rating: 2336 + 2566 = 4902 votesCurrent Rating: 2336 + 2566 = 4902 votes 2566


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1392 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1392 = 3131 votes 1392

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1058 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1058 = 2366 votes 1058

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 3304 = 5932 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 3304 = 5932 votes 3304

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1140 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1140 = 2362 votes 1140

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1393 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1393 = 2891 votes 1393

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14029 Current Rating: 14029 + 14818 = 28847 votesCurrent Rating: 14029 + 14818 = 28847 votes 14818

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 2022 = 3702 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 2022 = 3702 votes 2022

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1736 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1736 = 3425 votes 1736

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1355 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1355 = 2699 votes 1355

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 941 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 941 = 2020 votes 941

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1325 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1325 = 2746 votes 1325

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 4581 = 8273 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 4581 = 8273 votes 4581

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1216 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1216 = 2648 votes 1216

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 986 = 2153 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 986 = 2153 votes 986

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3664 Current Rating: 3664 + 3496 = 7160 votesCurrent Rating: 3664 + 3496 = 7160 votes 3496

[314] 2: What should we do now
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1602 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1602 = 3396 votes 1602

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1109 = 2374 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1109 = 2374 votes 1109


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2293 Current Rating: 2293 + 2432 = 4725 votesCurrent Rating: 2293 + 2432 = 4725 votes 2432

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1561 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1561 = 3261 votes 1561

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2374 Current Rating: 2374 + 3154 = 5528 votesCurrent Rating: 2374 + 3154 = 5528 votes 3154

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1794 = 3602 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1794 = 3602 votes 1794

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3116 Current Rating: 3116 + 4823 = 7939 votesCurrent Rating: 3116 + 4823 = 7939 votes 4823

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1571 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1571 = 3310 votes 1571

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1363 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1363 = 2984 votes 1363

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 1029 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 1029 = 2271 votes 1029

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1681 = 3517 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1681 = 3517 votes 1681

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1010 = 2144 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1010 = 2144 votes 1010

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 4487 = 8410 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 4487 = 8410 votes 4487

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1068 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1068 = 2339 votes 1068

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1324 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1324 = 2626 votes 1324

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1356 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1356 = 2637 votes 1356

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2144 Current Rating: 2144 + 1580 = 3724 votesCurrent Rating: 2144 + 1580 = 3724 votes 1580

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1221 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1221 = 2616 votes 1221


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1207 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1207 = 2418 votes 1207

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1767 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1767 = 3411 votes 1767

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
800 Current Rating: 800 + 825 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 825 = 1625 votes 825

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1215 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1215 = 2472 votes 1215

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1772 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1772 = 3159 votes 1772

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
950 Current Rating: 950 + 981 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 981 = 1931 votes 981

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1083 = 2300 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1083 = 2300 votes 1083

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
999 Current Rating: 999 + 855 = 1854 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 855 = 1854 votes 855

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
779 Current Rating: 779 + 861 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 861 = 1640 votes 861

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 897 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 897 = 1766 votes 897

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 1039 = 1974 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 1039 = 1974 votes 1039

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1278 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1278 = 2442 votes 1278

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1207 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1207 = 2322 votes 1207

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 858 = 1719 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 858 = 1719 votes 858

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1300 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1300 = 2569 votes 1300

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1653 = 3365 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1653 = 3365 votes 1653

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
963 Current Rating: 963 + 953 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 953 = 1916 votes 953


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 864 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 864 = 1748 votes 864

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
706 Current Rating: 706 + 724 = 1430 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 724 = 1430 votes 724

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
893 Current Rating: 893 + 828 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 828 = 1721 votes 828

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
891 Current Rating: 891 + 895 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 895 = 1786 votes 895

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1029 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1029 = 2128 votes 1029

[274] 24: I am the manager
861 Current Rating: 861 + 832 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 832 = 1693 votes 832

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 914 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 914 = 1865 votes 914

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 865 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 865 = 1765 votes 865

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1110 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1110 = 2343 votes 1110

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
782 Current Rating: 782 + 866 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 866 = 1648 votes 866

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1220 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1220 = 2488 votes 1220

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1119 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1119 = 2256 votes 1119

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1476 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1476 = 2877 votes 1476

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1045 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1045 = 2104 votes 1045

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
764 Current Rating: 764 + 841 = 1605 votesCurrent Rating: 764 + 841 = 1605 votes 841

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
861 Current Rating: 861 + 781 = 1642 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 781 = 1642 votes 781

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 997 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 997 = 1997 votes 997

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
832 Current Rating: 832 + 778 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 778 = 1610 votes 778


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
962 Current Rating: 962 + 919 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 919 = 1881 votes 919

[260] 29: Wait here
912 Current Rating: 912 + 879 = 1791 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 879 = 1791 votes 879

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
858 Current Rating: 858 + 867 = 1725 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 867 = 1725 votes 867

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1057 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1057 = 2099 votes 1057

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1060 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1060 = 2145 votes 1060

[256] 23: As my lawyer
910 Current Rating: 910 + 839 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 839 = 1749 votes 839

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 784 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 784 = 2015 votes 784

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1124 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1124 = 2326 votes 1124

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
909 Current Rating: 909 + 918 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 918 = 1827 votes 918

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1102 = 2673 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1102 = 2673 votes 1102

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 946 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 946 = 2192 votes 946

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1979 = 3717 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1979 = 3717 votes 1979

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3136 Current Rating: 3136 + 3250 = 6386 votesCurrent Rating: 3136 + 3250 = 6386 votes 3250

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 943 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 943 = 1978 votes 943

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
903 Current Rating: 903 + 796 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 796 = 1699 votes 796

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
889 Current Rating: 889 + 848 = 1737 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 848 = 1737 votes 848

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1309 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1309 = 2710 votes 1309

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 2343 = 4574 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 2343 = 4574 votes 2343

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 961 = 1972 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 961 = 1972 votes 961

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 954 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 954 = 2317 votes 954

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1169 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1169 = 2431 votes 1169


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1108 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1108 = 2321 votes 1108

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
982 Current Rating: 982 + 919 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 919 = 1901 votes 919

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 985 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 985 = 2148 votes 985

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 937 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 937 = 2067 votes 937

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
952 Current Rating: 952 + 921 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 921 = 1873 votes 921

[235] 23: My dog died last week
989 Current Rating: 989 + 763 = 1752 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 763 = 1752 votes 763

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1066 = 2163 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1066 = 2163 votes 1066

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 812 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 812 = 1919 votes 812

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
991 Current Rating: 991 + 970 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 970 = 1961 votes 970

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1007 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1007 = 2182 votes 1007

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1091 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1091 = 2180 votes 1091

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1017 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1017 = 2083 votes 1017

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1055 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1055 = 2229 votes 1055

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1043 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1043 = 2129 votes 1043

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 937 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 937 = 1875 votes 937

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
908 Current Rating: 908 + 803 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 803 = 1711 votes 803

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 978 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 978 = 2373 votes 978

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3374 Current Rating: 3374 + 3253 = 6627 votesCurrent Rating: 3374 + 3253 = 6627 votes 3253

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 2300 = 4356 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 2300 = 4356 votes 2300

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1088 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1088 = 2315 votes 1088


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
2886 Current Rating: 2886 + 3029 = 5915 votesCurrent Rating: 2886 + 3029 = 5915 votes 3029

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1049 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1049 = 2204 votes 1049

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 892 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 892 = 1975 votes 892

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 986 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 986 = 2231 votes 986

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 949 = 2148 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 949 = 2148 votes 949

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1019 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1019 = 2257 votes 1019

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1092 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1092 = 2401 votes 1092

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 783 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 783 = 1797 votes 783

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
970 Current Rating: 970 + 869 = 1839 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 869 = 1839 votes 869

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
860 Current Rating: 860 + 900 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 900 = 1760 votes 900

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 960 = 2074 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 960 = 2074 votes 960

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 926 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 926 = 2010 votes 926

[208] 12: Since we got married
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 981 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 981 = 2303 votes 981

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1239 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1239 = 2659 votes 1239

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 4026 = 7003 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 4026 = 7003 votes 4026

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1692 Current Rating: 1692 + 2084 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 1692 + 2084 = 3776 votes 2084

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1364 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1364 = 3062 votes 1364

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3384 Current Rating: 3384 + 4367 = 7751 votesCurrent Rating: 3384 + 4367 = 7751 votes 4367

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1017 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1017 = 2202 votes 1017


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1380 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1380 = 2775 votes 1380

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 4181 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 4181 = 7711 votes 4181

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4585 Current Rating: 4585 + 3797 = 8382 votesCurrent Rating: 4585 + 3797 = 8382 votes 3797

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2645 Current Rating: 2645 + 2284 = 4929 votesCurrent Rating: 2645 + 2284 = 4929 votes 2284

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1375 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1375 = 3235 votes 1375

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2292 Current Rating: 2292 + 2367 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2292 + 2367 = 4659 votes 2367

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1240 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1240 = 2547 votes 1240

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1398 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1398 = 3013 votes 1398

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1085 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1085 = 2492 votes 1085

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1176 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1176 = 2655 votes 1176

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 992 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 992 = 2164 votes 992

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
925 Current Rating: 925 + 884 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 884 = 1809 votes 884

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1158 Current Rating: 1158 + 914 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1158 + 914 = 2072 votes 914

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1174 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1174 = 2394 votes 1174

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
891 Current Rating: 891 + 826 = 1717 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 826 = 1717 votes 826

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
845 Current Rating: 845 + 715 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 715 = 1560 votes 715

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
906 Current Rating: 906 + 848 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 848 = 1754 votes 848


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1036 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1036 = 2143 votes 1036

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
920 Current Rating: 920 + 914 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 914 = 1834 votes 914

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
880 Current Rating: 880 + 865 = 1745 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 865 = 1745 votes 865

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
797 Current Rating: 797 + 840 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 840 = 1637 votes 840

[180] 24: The good news is that
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 848 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 848 = 1983 votes 848

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 861 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 861 = 1955 votes 861

[178] 19: My doctor told me
834 Current Rating: 834 + 795 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 795 = 1629 votes 795

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 978 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 978 = 2295 votes 978

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
857 Current Rating: 857 + 963 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 963 = 1820 votes 963

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1383 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1383 = 2653 votes 1383

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
984 Current Rating: 984 + 880 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 880 = 1864 votes 880

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1089 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1089 = 2360 votes 1089

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
977 Current Rating: 977 + 834 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 834 = 1811 votes 834

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1191 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1191 = 2522 votes 1191

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 830 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 830 = 1838 votes 830

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 863 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 863 = 1919 votes 863

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1083 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1083 = 2411 votes 1083

[167] 4: Do you know why
879 Current Rating: 879 + 900 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 900 = 1779 votes 900

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1231 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1231 = 2600 votes 1231

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1487 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1487 = 2865 votes 1487

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
975 Current Rating: 975 + 939 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 939 = 1914 votes 939


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
909 Current Rating: 909 + 769 = 1678 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 769 = 1678 votes 769

[162] 25: What?
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1087 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1087 = 2251 votes 1087

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1017 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1017 = 2108 votes 1017

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
974 Current Rating: 974 + 988 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 988 = 1962 votes 988

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 907 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 907 = 1951 votes 907

[158] 19: You look well rested
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1128 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1128 = 2403 votes 1128

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1922 = 3707 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1922 = 3707 votes 1922

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2246 = 4387 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2246 = 4387 votes 2246

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1133 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1133 = 2335 votes 1133

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1219 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1219 = 2402 votes 1219

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 996 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 996 = 2168 votes 996

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
910 Current Rating: 910 + 888 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 888 = 1798 votes 888

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1102 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1102 = 2275 votes 1102

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1380 = 2510 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1380 = 2510 votes 1380

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1043 = 2163 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1043 = 2163 votes 1043

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1460 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1460 = 2806 votes 1460

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 974 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 974 = 2141 votes 974

[146] 3: What do women and dog
762 Current Rating: 762 + 777 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 777 = 1539 votes 777

[145] 2: You look happy
996 Current Rating: 996 + 989 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 989 = 1985 votes 989

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1149 = 2301 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1149 = 2301 votes 1149


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 958 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 958 = 1963 votes 958

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 917 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 917 = 1923 votes 917

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1124 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1124 = 2277 votes 1124

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1238 = 2386 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1238 = 2386 votes 1238

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1168 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1168 = 2235 votes 1168

[138] 22: I love your forehead
805 Current Rating: 805 + 895 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 895 = 1700 votes 895

[137] 21: I got banned
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1046 = 2173 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1046 = 2173 votes 1046

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 940 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 940 = 2022 votes 940

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1088 = 2159 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1088 = 2159 votes 1088

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1088 Current Rating: 1088 + 1130 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1088 + 1130 = 2218 votes 1130

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 866 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 866 = 1886 votes 866

[132] 13: I just want you to know
892 Current Rating: 892 + 898 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 898 = 1790 votes 898

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1066 = 2347 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1066 = 2347 votes 1066

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1013 = 2136 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1013 = 2136 votes 1013






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