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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14665 Current Rating: 14665 + 20045 = 34710 votesCurrent Rating: 14665 + 20045 = 34710 votes 20045

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5700 Current Rating: 5700 + 4270 = 9970 votesCurrent Rating: 5700 + 4270 = 9970 votes 4270

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
11160 Current Rating: 11160 + 13162 = 24322 votesCurrent Rating: 11160 + 13162 = 24322 votes 13162

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1789 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1789 = 3308 votes 1789

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1722 = 3549 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1722 = 3549 votes 1722

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votes 1629

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1579 = 3185 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1579 = 3185 votes 1579

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1641 Current Rating: 1641 + 1418 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1641 + 1418 = 3059 votes 1418

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 2399 = 4977 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 2399 = 4977 votes 2399

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 1678 = 3465 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 1678 = 3465 votes 1678

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
3000 Current Rating: 3000 + 3251 = 6251 votesCurrent Rating: 3000 + 3251 = 6251 votes 3251


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 1861 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 1861 = 4096 votes 1861

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1360 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1360 = 2967 votes 1360

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 4056 = 7459 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 4056 = 7459 votes 4056

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1942 = 3941 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1942 = 3941 votes 1942

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2532 Current Rating: 2532 + 2371 = 4903 votesCurrent Rating: 2532 + 2371 = 4903 votes 2371

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14622 Current Rating: 14622 + 15584 = 30206 votesCurrent Rating: 14622 + 15584 = 30206 votes 15584

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2691 = 5013 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2691 = 5013 votes 2691

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
4488 Current Rating: 4488 + 5946 = 10434 votesCurrent Rating: 4488 + 5946 = 10434 votes 5946

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 2381 = 4386 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 2381 = 4386 votes 2381

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1317 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1317 = 2799 votes 1317

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 2046 = 4127 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 2046 = 4127 votes 2046

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4283 Current Rating: 4283 + 4908 = 9191 votesCurrent Rating: 4283 + 4908 = 9191 votes 4908

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1887 Current Rating: 1887 + 1699 = 3586 votesCurrent Rating: 1887 + 1699 = 3586 votes 1699

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1301 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1301 = 2765 votes 1301

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4290 Current Rating: 4290 + 4142 = 8432 votesCurrent Rating: 4290 + 4142 = 8432 votes 4142

[314] 2: What should we do now
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 1878 = 3927 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 1878 = 3927 votes 1878

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
2068 Current Rating: 2068 + 1954 = 4022 votesCurrent Rating: 2068 + 1954 = 4022 votes 1954


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
3046 Current Rating: 3046 + 3130 = 6176 votesCurrent Rating: 3046 + 3130 = 6176 votes 3130

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2017 = 4158 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2017 = 4158 votes 2017

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2644 Current Rating: 2644 + 3416 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 2644 + 3416 = 6060 votes 3416

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2616 Current Rating: 2616 + 2569 = 5185 votesCurrent Rating: 2616 + 2569 = 5185 votes 2569

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 5292 = 8836 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 5292 = 8836 votes 5292

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2131 Current Rating: 2131 + 1986 = 4117 votesCurrent Rating: 2131 + 1986 = 4117 votes 1986

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1634 = 3531 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1634 = 3531 votes 1634

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1595 = 3414 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1595 = 3414 votes 1595

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2418 Current Rating: 2418 + 2257 = 4675 votesCurrent Rating: 2418 + 2257 = 4675 votes 2257

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1469 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1469 = 3056 votes 1469

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4450 Current Rating: 4450 + 5029 = 9479 votesCurrent Rating: 4450 + 5029 = 9479 votes 5029

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1619 = 3539 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1619 = 3539 votes 1619

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1934 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1934 = 3894 votes 1934

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 2134 = 4172 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 2134 = 4172 votes 2134

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2534 Current Rating: 2534 + 1998 = 4532 votesCurrent Rating: 2534 + 1998 = 4532 votes 1998

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
2079 Current Rating: 2079 + 1883 = 3962 votesCurrent Rating: 2079 + 1883 = 3962 votes 1883


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 1724 = 3511 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 1724 = 3511 votes 1724

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2295 Current Rating: 2295 + 2446 = 4741 votesCurrent Rating: 2295 + 2446 = 4741 votes 2446

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1156 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1156 = 2588 votes 1156

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1540 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1540 = 3135 votes 1540

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 2081 = 3782 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 2081 = 3782 votes 2081

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1530 = 3028 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1530 = 3028 votes 1530

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 1693 = 3662 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 1693 = 3662 votes 1693

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1340 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1340 = 2780 votes 1340

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1488 = 2858 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1488 = 2858 votes 1488

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1435 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1435 = 2873 votes 1435

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1488 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1488 = 2879 votes 1488

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1571 = 3024 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1571 = 3024 votes 1571

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1733 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1733 = 3326 votes 1733

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1305 = 2638 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1305 = 2638 votes 1305

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1588 = 3174 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1588 = 3174 votes 1588

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2366 Current Rating: 2366 + 2170 = 4536 votesCurrent Rating: 2366 + 2170 = 4536 votes 2170

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1386 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1386 = 2727 votes 1386


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1381 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1381 = 2806 votes 1381

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1283 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1283 = 2548 votes 1283

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1415 = 2869 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1415 = 2869 votes 1415

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1551 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1551 = 3074 votes 1551

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1578 = 3255 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1578 = 3255 votes 1578

[274] 24: I am the manager
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1316 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1316 = 2641 votes 1316

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1255 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1255 = 2566 votes 1255

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1663 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1663 = 3313 votes 1663

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1754 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1754 = 3768 votes 1754

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 1151 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 1151 = 2263 votes 1151

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1731 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1731 = 3535 votes 1731

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1826 Current Rating: 1826 + 1830 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 1826 + 1830 = 3656 votes 1830

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 2069 = 4018 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 2069 = 4018 votes 2069

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1400 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1400 = 2780 votes 1400

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1414 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1414 = 2798 votes 1414

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1234 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1234 = 2556 votes 1234

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1321 Current Rating: 1321 + 1403 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1321 + 1403 = 2724 votes 1403

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1528 = 3132 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1528 = 3132 votes 1528


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1224 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1224 = 2481 votes 1224

[260] 29: Wait here
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1476 = 2987 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1476 = 2987 votes 1476

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1452 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1452 = 2958 votes 1452

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1640 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1640 = 3214 votes 1640

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1631 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1631 = 3194 votes 1631

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1564 = 3240 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1564 = 3240 votes 1564

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1225 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1225 = 2930 votes 1225

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1583 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1583 = 3301 votes 1583

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1346 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1346 = 2671 votes 1346

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2743 Current Rating: 2743 + 1601 = 4344 votesCurrent Rating: 2743 + 1601 = 4344 votes 1601

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 1822 = 4799 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 1822 = 4799 votes 1822

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2513 Current Rating: 2513 + 2891 = 5404 votesCurrent Rating: 2513 + 2891 = 5404 votes 2891

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
5030 Current Rating: 5030 + 3764 = 8794 votesCurrent Rating: 5030 + 3764 = 8794 votes 3764

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1444 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1444 = 3056 votes 1444

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1235 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1235 = 2660 votes 1235

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1336 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1336 = 2777 votes 1336

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1816 = 3740 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1816 = 3740 votes 1816

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 2819 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 2819 = 5558 votes 2819

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1681 = 3414 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1681 = 3414 votes 1681

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
2089 Current Rating: 2089 + 1327 = 3416 votesCurrent Rating: 2089 + 1327 = 3416 votes 1327

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 2091 = 4287 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 2091 = 4287 votes 2091


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
2104 Current Rating: 2104 + 1936 = 4040 votesCurrent Rating: 2104 + 1936 = 4040 votes 1936

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1613 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1613 = 3273 votes 1613

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1575 = 3404 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1575 = 3404 votes 1575

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1334 = 2807 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1334 = 2807 votes 1334

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1484 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1484 = 3003 votes 1484

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1257 = 2740 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1257 = 2740 votes 1257

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1684 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1684 = 3401 votes 1684

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1231 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1231 = 2779 votes 1231

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1520 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1520 = 3094 votes 1520

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1505 = 3306 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1505 = 3306 votes 1505

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1569 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1569 = 3119 votes 1569

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1491 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1491 = 3048 votes 1491

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1535 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1535 = 3199 votes 1535

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1530 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1530 = 3106 votes 1530

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1480 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1480 = 2949 votes 1480

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1387 = 2895 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1387 = 2895 votes 1387

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
2267 Current Rating: 2267 + 1368 = 3635 votesCurrent Rating: 2267 + 1368 = 3635 votes 1368

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3930 Current Rating: 3930 + 3578 = 7508 votesCurrent Rating: 3930 + 3578 = 7508 votes 3578

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2818 Current Rating: 2818 + 3284 = 6102 votesCurrent Rating: 2818 + 3284 = 6102 votes 3284

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
2114 Current Rating: 2114 + 1678 = 3792 votesCurrent Rating: 2114 + 1678 = 3792 votes 1678


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
8424 Current Rating: 8424 + 7508 = 15932 votesCurrent Rating: 8424 + 7508 = 15932 votes 7508

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1585 = 3288 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1585 = 3288 votes 1585

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 1500 = 3392 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 1500 = 3392 votes 1500

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1365 = 3373 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1365 = 3373 votes 1365

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1464 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1464 = 3436 votes 1464

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 1756 = 3986 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 1756 = 3986 votes 1756

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
2107 Current Rating: 2107 + 1759 = 3866 votesCurrent Rating: 2107 + 1759 = 3866 votes 1759

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 986 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 986 = 2234 votes 986

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1152 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1152 = 2431 votes 1152

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1459 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1459 = 2881 votes 1459

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1790 = 3348 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1790 = 3348 votes 1790

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 1716 = 3585 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 1716 = 3585 votes 1716

[208] 12: Since we got married
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1302 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1302 = 2967 votes 1302

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2427 Current Rating: 2427 + 2405 = 4832 votesCurrent Rating: 2427 + 2405 = 4832 votes 2405

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3741 Current Rating: 3741 + 4764 = 8505 votesCurrent Rating: 3741 + 4764 = 8505 votes 4764

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2968 Current Rating: 2968 + 3283 = 6251 votesCurrent Rating: 2968 + 3283 = 6251 votes 3283

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
2063 Current Rating: 2063 + 1708 = 3771 votesCurrent Rating: 2063 + 1708 = 3771 votes 1708

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3990 Current Rating: 3990 + 4976 = 8966 votesCurrent Rating: 3990 + 4976 = 8966 votes 4976

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1571 = 3320 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1571 = 3320 votes 1571


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1867 Current Rating: 1867 + 1894 = 3761 votesCurrent Rating: 1867 + 1894 = 3761 votes 1894

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4236 Current Rating: 4236 + 4890 = 9126 votesCurrent Rating: 4236 + 4890 = 9126 votes 4890

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5610 Current Rating: 5610 + 4570 = 10180 votesCurrent Rating: 5610 + 4570 = 10180 votes 4570

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
3130 Current Rating: 3130 + 2805 = 5935 votesCurrent Rating: 3130 + 2805 = 5935 votes 2805

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1626 = 3719 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1626 = 3719 votes 1626

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
3097 Current Rating: 3097 + 3097 = 6194 votesCurrent Rating: 3097 + 3097 = 6194 votes 3097

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1627 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1627 = 3261 votes 1627

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2449 Current Rating: 2449 + 2155 = 4604 votesCurrent Rating: 2449 + 2155 = 4604 votes 2155

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2323 Current Rating: 2323 + 2226 = 4549 votesCurrent Rating: 2323 + 2226 = 4549 votes 2226

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2695 Current Rating: 2695 + 2101 = 4796 votesCurrent Rating: 2695 + 2101 = 4796 votes 2101

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
2014 Current Rating: 2014 + 1581 = 3595 votesCurrent Rating: 2014 + 1581 = 3595 votes 1581

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1554 = 3138 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1554 = 3138 votes 1554

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 1557 = 3447 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 1557 = 3447 votes 1557

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1415 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1415 = 2877 votes 1415

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1350 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1350 = 2780 votes 1350

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1216 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1216 = 2548 votes 1216

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1392 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1392 = 2834 votes 1392


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1464 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1464 = 2905 votes 1464

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1744 = 3456 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1744 = 3456 votes 1744

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1438 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1438 = 2887 votes 1438

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1398 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1398 = 2733 votes 1398

[180] 24: The good news is that
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1372 = 3010 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1372 = 3010 votes 1372

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1639 = 3472 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1639 = 3472 votes 1639

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1257 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1257 = 2558 votes 1257

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2340 Current Rating: 2340 + 1648 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 2340 + 1648 = 3988 votes 1648

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1513 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1513 = 2964 votes 1513

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1935 Current Rating: 1935 + 2055 = 3990 votesCurrent Rating: 1935 + 2055 = 3990 votes 2055

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1399 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1399 = 2933 votes 1399

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 1796 = 3882 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 1796 = 3882 votes 1796

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1496 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1496 = 3048 votes 1496

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2463 Current Rating: 2463 + 2087 = 4550 votesCurrent Rating: 2463 + 2087 = 4550 votes 2087

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1583 = 3383 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1583 = 3383 votes 1583

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1939 = 3591 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1939 = 3591 votes 1939

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 2146 = 4445 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 2146 = 4445 votes 2146

[167] 4: Do you know why
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1669 = 3336 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1669 = 3336 votes 1669

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2534 Current Rating: 2534 + 2331 = 4865 votesCurrent Rating: 2534 + 2331 = 4865 votes 2331

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
2167 Current Rating: 2167 + 2709 = 4876 votesCurrent Rating: 2167 + 2709 = 4876 votes 2709

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1430 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1430 = 2870 votes 1430


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1141 = 2475 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1141 = 2475 votes 1141

[162] 25: What?
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1799 = 3654 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1799 = 3654 votes 1799

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1749 Current Rating: 1749 + 1746 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1749 + 1746 = 3495 votes 1746

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1261 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1261 = 2518 votes 1261

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1203 = 2550 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1203 = 2550 votes 1203

[158] 19: You look well rested
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1757 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1757 = 3667 votes 1757

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2683 Current Rating: 2683 + 2798 = 5481 votesCurrent Rating: 2683 + 2798 = 5481 votes 2798

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2582 Current Rating: 2582 + 2724 = 5306 votesCurrent Rating: 2582 + 2724 = 5306 votes 2724

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1451 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1451 = 2973 votes 1451

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1641 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1641 = 3291 votes 1641

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1694 Current Rating: 1694 + 1504 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1694 + 1504 = 3198 votes 1504

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1466 Current Rating: 1466 + 1441 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1466 + 1441 = 2907 votes 1441

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1632 Current Rating: 1632 + 1555 = 3187 votesCurrent Rating: 1632 + 1555 = 3187 votes 1555

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1776 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1776 = 3330 votes 1776

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1584 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1584 = 3269 votes 1584

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 2016 = 3869 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 2016 = 3869 votes 2016

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1454 = 3098 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1454 = 3098 votes 1454

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1213 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1213 = 2418 votes 1213

[145] 2: You look happy
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1305 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1305 = 2637 votes 1305

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1940 = 3874 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1940 = 3874 votes 1940


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1507 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1507 = 3051 votes 1507

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1478 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1478 = 3022 votes 1478

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1464 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1464 = 2928 votes 1464

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1990 = 3890 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1990 = 3890 votes 1990

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1680 = 3295 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1680 = 3295 votes 1680

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1305 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1305 = 2500 votes 1305

[137] 21: I got banned
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1566 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1566 = 3231 votes 1566

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1478 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1478 = 3058 votes 1478

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1624 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1624 = 3212 votes 1624

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1630 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1630 = 3235 votes 1630

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1290 = 2757 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1290 = 2757 votes 1290

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1228 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1228 = 2466 votes 1228

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1923 Current Rating: 1923 + 1388 = 3311 votesCurrent Rating: 1923 + 1388 = 3311 votes 1388

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1657 = 3577 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1657 = 3577 votes 1657






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