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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
14267 Current Rating: 14267 + 19295 = 33562 votesCurrent Rating: 14267 + 19295 = 33562 votes 19295

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
5112 Current Rating: 5112 + 4008 = 9120 votesCurrent Rating: 5112 + 4008 = 9120 votes 4008

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
6196 Current Rating: 6196 + 8122 = 14318 votesCurrent Rating: 6196 + 8122 = 14318 votes 8122

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1644 = 3065 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1644 = 3065 votes 1644

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1561 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1561 = 3238 votes 1561

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1467 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1467 = 3003 votes 1467

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1410 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1410 = 2861 votes 1410

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1278 = 2781 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1278 = 2781 votes 1278

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
2363 Current Rating: 2363 + 2176 = 4539 votesCurrent Rating: 2363 + 2176 = 4539 votes 2176

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1530 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1530 = 3155 votes 1530

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 3032 = 5816 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 3032 = 5816 votes 3032


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
2077 Current Rating: 2077 + 1707 = 3784 votesCurrent Rating: 2077 + 1707 = 3784 votes 1707

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1271 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1271 = 2790 votes 1271

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
3158 Current Rating: 3158 + 3829 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 3158 + 3829 = 6987 votes 3829

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1687 = 3444 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1687 = 3444 votes 1687

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2115 = 4350 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2115 = 4350 votes 2115

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14424 Current Rating: 14424 + 15375 = 29799 votesCurrent Rating: 14424 + 15375 = 29799 votes 15375

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2530 = 4671 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2530 = 4671 votes 2530

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
3584 Current Rating: 3584 + 2718 = 6302 votesCurrent Rating: 3584 + 2718 = 6302 votes 2718

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1825 Current Rating: 1825 + 2075 = 3900 votesCurrent Rating: 1825 + 2075 = 3900 votes 2075

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1210 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1210 = 2575 votes 1210

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1820 = 3682 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1820 = 3682 votes 1820

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
4047 Current Rating: 4047 + 4805 = 8852 votesCurrent Rating: 4047 + 4805 = 8852 votes 4805

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1564 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1564 = 3310 votes 1564

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1206 = 2585 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1206 = 2585 votes 1206

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
4104 Current Rating: 4104 + 3952 = 8056 votesCurrent Rating: 4104 + 3952 = 8056 votes 3952

[314] 2: What should we do now
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 1794 = 3771 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 1794 = 3771 votes 1794

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1816 Current Rating: 1816 + 1708 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 1816 + 1708 = 3524 votes 1708


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2807 Current Rating: 2807 + 2913 = 5720 votesCurrent Rating: 2807 + 2913 = 5720 votes 2913

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 1879 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 1879 = 3894 votes 1879

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 3335 = 5893 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 3335 = 5893 votes 3335

[309] 21: I feel horrible
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2326 = 4688 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2326 = 4688 votes 2326

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 5155 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 5155 = 8564 votes 5155

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
2017 Current Rating: 2017 + 1859 = 3876 votesCurrent Rating: 2017 + 1859 = 3876 votes 1859

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1560 = 3372 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1560 = 3372 votes 1560

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1423 = 3070 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1423 = 3070 votes 1423

[304] 13: What are you doing?
2227 Current Rating: 2227 + 2093 = 4320 votesCurrent Rating: 2227 + 2093 = 4320 votes 2093

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1320 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1320 = 2765 votes 1320

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
4288 Current Rating: 4288 + 4871 = 9159 votesCurrent Rating: 4288 + 4871 = 9159 votes 4871

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1453 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1453 = 3162 votes 1453

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1731 = 3469 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1731 = 3469 votes 1731

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1893 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1893 = 3689 votes 1893

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2414 Current Rating: 2414 + 1858 = 4272 votesCurrent Rating: 2414 + 1858 = 4272 votes 1858

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1671 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1671 = 3529 votes 1671


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1564 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1564 = 3186 votes 1564

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
2092 Current Rating: 2092 + 2246 = 4338 votesCurrent Rating: 2092 + 2246 = 4338 votes 2246

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1052 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1052 = 2248 votes 1052

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1451 = 2938 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1451 = 2938 votes 1451

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1985 = 3581 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1985 = 3581 votes 1985

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1345 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1345 = 2670 votes 1345

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1504 = 3265 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1504 = 3265 votes 1504

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1190 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1190 = 2502 votes 1190

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1275 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1275 = 2448 votes 1275

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1273 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1273 = 2547 votes 1273

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1345 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1345 = 2592 votes 1345

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1479 = 2843 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1479 = 2843 votes 1479

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1558 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1558 = 3002 votes 1558

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1150 = 2309 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1150 = 2309 votes 1150

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1501 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1501 = 2992 votes 1501

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
2178 Current Rating: 2178 + 2005 = 4183 votesCurrent Rating: 2178 + 2005 = 4183 votes 2005

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1252 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1252 = 2484 votes 1252


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1220 = 2474 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1220 = 2474 votes 1220

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1094 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1094 = 2162 votes 1094

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1216 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1216 = 2489 votes 1216

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1342 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1342 = 2664 votes 1342

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1418 = 2937 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1418 = 2937 votes 1418

[274] 24: I am the manager
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1160 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1160 = 2330 votes 1160

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1155 = 2353 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1155 = 2353 votes 1155

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1407 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1407 = 2815 votes 1407

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1572 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1572 = 3377 votes 1572

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 1051 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 1051 = 2057 votes 1051

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1576 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1576 = 3216 votes 1576

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1601 = 3201 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1601 = 3201 votes 1601

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 1893 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 1893 = 3680 votes 1893

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1272 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1272 = 2559 votes 1272

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1217 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1217 = 2394 votes 1217

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1070 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1070 = 2244 votes 1070

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1273 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1273 = 2517 votes 1273

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1291 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1291 = 2660 votes 1291


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1130 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1130 = 2295 votes 1130

[260] 29: Wait here
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1289 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1289 = 2619 votes 1289

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1258 = 2549 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1258 = 2549 votes 1258

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1464 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1464 = 2872 votes 1464

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1437 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1437 = 2838 votes 1437

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1334 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1334 = 2780 votes 1334

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1043 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1043 = 2605 votes 1043

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1439 = 2991 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1439 = 2991 votes 1439

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1204 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1204 = 2402 votes 1204

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
2428 Current Rating: 2428 + 1481 = 3909 votesCurrent Rating: 2428 + 1481 = 3909 votes 1481

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
2380 Current Rating: 2380 + 1571 = 3951 votesCurrent Rating: 2380 + 1571 = 3951 votes 1571

[250] 14: Those look heavy
2324 Current Rating: 2324 + 2668 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2324 + 2668 = 4992 votes 2668

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
4356 Current Rating: 4356 + 3635 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 4356 + 3635 = 7991 votes 3635

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1290 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1290 = 2720 votes 1290

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 1095 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 1095 = 2342 votes 1095

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1174 = 2445 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1174 = 2445 votes 1174

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1664 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1664 = 3432 votes 1664

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2564 Current Rating: 2564 + 2669 = 5233 votesCurrent Rating: 2564 + 2669 = 5233 votes 2669

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1460 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1460 = 2972 votes 1460

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1226 = 3130 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1226 = 3130 votes 1226

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1822 = 3753 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1822 = 3753 votes 1822


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1720 = 3578 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1720 = 3578 votes 1720

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1373 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1373 = 2813 votes 1373

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1401 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1401 = 3050 votes 1401

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1203 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1203 = 2576 votes 1203

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1308 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1308 = 2657 votes 1308

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1095 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1095 = 2414 votes 1095

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1480 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1480 = 3009 votes 1480

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1094 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1094 = 2507 votes 1094

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1359 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1359 = 2759 votes 1359

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1347 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1347 = 2960 votes 1347

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1417 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1417 = 2822 votes 1417

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1338 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1338 = 2742 votes 1338

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1373 = 2884 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1373 = 2884 votes 1373

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1375 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1375 = 2809 votes 1375

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1310 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1310 = 2607 votes 1310

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1201 = 2525 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1201 = 2525 votes 1201

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1260 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1260 = 3249 votes 1260

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3758 Current Rating: 3758 + 3475 = 7233 votesCurrent Rating: 3758 + 3475 = 7233 votes 3475

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2608 Current Rating: 2608 + 3027 = 5635 votesCurrent Rating: 2608 + 3027 = 5635 votes 3027

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1498 = 3328 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1498 = 3328 votes 1498


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
6808 Current Rating: 6808 + 5054 = 11862 votesCurrent Rating: 6808 + 5054 = 11862 votes 5054

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1409 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1409 = 2940 votes 1409

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1320 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1320 = 2949 votes 1320

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1262 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1262 = 3046 votes 1262

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1309 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1309 = 3048 votes 1309

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1528 = 3459 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1528 = 3459 votes 1528

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1539 = 3386 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1539 = 3386 votes 1539

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 932 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 932 = 2109 votes 932

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1063 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1063 = 2245 votes 1063

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1275 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1275 = 2515 votes 1275

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1484 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1484 = 2880 votes 1484

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1457 = 3086 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1457 = 3086 votes 1457

[208] 12: Since we got married
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1202 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1202 = 2765 votes 1202

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
2067 Current Rating: 2067 + 2034 = 4101 votesCurrent Rating: 2067 + 2034 = 4101 votes 2034

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3489 Current Rating: 3489 + 4545 = 8034 votesCurrent Rating: 3489 + 4545 = 8034 votes 4545

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
2661 Current Rating: 2661 + 2961 = 5622 votesCurrent Rating: 2661 + 2961 = 5622 votes 2961

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 1604 = 3556 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 1604 = 3556 votes 1604

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 4790 = 8582 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 4790 = 8582 votes 4790

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1401 = 2985 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1401 = 2985 votes 1401


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1723 Current Rating: 1723 + 1737 = 3460 votesCurrent Rating: 1723 + 1737 = 3460 votes 1737

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
4007 Current Rating: 4007 + 4662 = 8669 votesCurrent Rating: 4007 + 4662 = 8669 votes 4662

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
5307 Current Rating: 5307 + 4317 = 9624 votesCurrent Rating: 5307 + 4317 = 9624 votes 4317

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2975 Current Rating: 2975 + 2647 = 5622 votesCurrent Rating: 2975 + 2647 = 5622 votes 2647

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1541 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1541 = 3557 votes 1541

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2839 Current Rating: 2839 + 2871 = 5710 votesCurrent Rating: 2839 + 2871 = 5710 votes 2871

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 1516 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 1516 = 3059 votes 1516

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
2221 Current Rating: 2221 + 1973 = 4194 votesCurrent Rating: 2221 + 1973 = 4194 votes 1973

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
2083 Current Rating: 2083 + 1802 = 3885 votesCurrent Rating: 2083 + 1802 = 3885 votes 1802

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 1838 = 4221 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 1838 = 4221 votes 1838

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1400 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1400 = 3155 votes 1400

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1338 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1338 = 2717 votes 1338

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1360 = 3010 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1360 = 3010 votes 1360

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1335 = 2723 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1335 = 2723 votes 1335

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1196 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1196 = 2453 votes 1196

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1052 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1052 = 2230 votes 1052

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1221 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1221 = 2499 votes 1221


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1308 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1308 = 2641 votes 1308

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1476 = 2925 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1476 = 2925 votes 1476

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1256 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1256 = 2521 votes 1256

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1220 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1220 = 2387 votes 1220

[180] 24: The good news is that
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1211 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1211 = 2692 votes 1211

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1404 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1404 = 2997 votes 1404

[178] 19: My doctor told me
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1107 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1107 = 2256 votes 1107

[177] 18: As my lawyer
2079 Current Rating: 2079 + 1458 = 3537 votesCurrent Rating: 2079 + 1458 = 3537 votes 1458

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1345 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1345 = 2610 votes 1345

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1846 = 3575 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1846 = 3575 votes 1846

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1244 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1244 = 2608 votes 1244

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 1591 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 1591 = 3470 votes 1591

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1289 = 2673 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1289 = 2673 votes 1289

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
2111 Current Rating: 2111 + 1813 = 3924 votesCurrent Rating: 2111 + 1813 = 3924 votes 1813

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1344 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1344 = 2908 votes 1344

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1560 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1560 = 3050 votes 1560

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1788 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1788 = 3857 votes 1788

[167] 4: Do you know why
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1427 = 2842 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1427 = 2842 votes 1427

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 2005 = 4219 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 2005 = 4219 votes 2005

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 2419 = 4371 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 2419 = 4371 votes 2419

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1279 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1279 = 2577 votes 1279


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
1201 Current Rating: 1201 + 1021 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1201 + 1021 = 2222 votes 1021

[162] 25: What?
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1569 = 3203 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1569 = 3203 votes 1569

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1520 = 3075 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1520 = 3075 votes 1520

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1176 = 2348 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1176 = 2348 votes 1176

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1104 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1104 = 2364 votes 1104

[158] 19: You look well rested
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1601 = 3353 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1601 = 3353 votes 1601

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 2553 = 4993 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 2553 = 4993 votes 2553

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2460 Current Rating: 2460 + 2594 = 5054 votesCurrent Rating: 2460 + 2594 = 5054 votes 2594

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1359 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1359 = 2795 votes 1359

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1549 = 3101 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1549 = 3101 votes 1549

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1356 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1356 = 2903 votes 1356

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1265 = 2553 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1265 = 2553 votes 1265

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1436 = 2909 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1436 = 2909 votes 1436

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1654 = 3084 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1654 = 3084 votes 1654

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1427 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1427 = 2942 votes 1427

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1690 Current Rating: 1690 + 1853 = 3543 votesCurrent Rating: 1690 + 1853 = 3543 votes 1853

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1303 = 2802 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1303 = 2802 votes 1303

[146] 3: What do women and dog
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1079 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1079 = 2147 votes 1079

[145] 2: You look happy
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1216 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1216 = 2447 votes 1216

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1702 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1702 = 3402 votes 1702


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1338 = 2718 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1338 = 2718 votes 1338

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1300 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1300 = 2674 votes 1300

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1349 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1349 = 2714 votes 1349

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1662 Current Rating: 1662 + 1749 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1662 + 1749 = 3411 votes 1749

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1521 = 2975 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1521 = 2975 votes 1521

[138] 22: I love your forehead
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1177 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1177 = 2253 votes 1177

[137] 21: I got banned
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1407 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1407 = 2903 votes 1407

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1314 = 2734 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1314 = 2734 votes 1314

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1442 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1442 = 2867 votes 1442

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1472 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1472 = 2905 votes 1472

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1171 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1171 = 2504 votes 1171

[132] 13: I just want you to know
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1122 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1122 = 2253 votes 1122

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1279 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1279 = 3000 votes 1279

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1450 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1450 = 3131 votes 1450






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