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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13441 Current Rating: 13441 + 17331 = 30772 votesCurrent Rating: 13441 + 17331 = 30772 votes 17331

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 3495 = 7473 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 3495 = 7473 votes 3495

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
2580 Current Rating: 2580 + 2761 = 5341 votesCurrent Rating: 2580 + 2761 = 5341 votes 2761

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1262 Current Rating: 1262 + 1348 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1262 + 1348 = 2610 votes 1348

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1363 Current Rating: 1363 + 1284 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1363 + 1284 = 2647 votes 1284

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1157 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1157 = 2376 votes 1157

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1109 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1109 = 2252 votes 1109

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1036 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1036 = 2310 votes 1036

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1768 = 3704 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1768 = 3704 votes 1768

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1263 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1263 = 2586 votes 1263

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2407 Current Rating: 2407 + 2650 = 5057 votesCurrent Rating: 2407 + 2650 = 5057 votes 2650


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1452 = 3250 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1452 = 3250 votes 1452

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1098 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1098 = 2446 votes 1098

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2708 Current Rating: 2708 + 3381 = 6089 votesCurrent Rating: 2708 + 3381 = 6089 votes 3381

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1226 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1226 = 2528 votes 1226

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1555 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1555 = 3206 votes 1555

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14096 Current Rating: 14096 + 14961 = 29057 votesCurrent Rating: 14096 + 14961 = 29057 votes 14961

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 2172 = 3940 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 2172 = 3940 votes 2172

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1955 = 3813 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1955 = 3813 votes 1955

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1545 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1545 = 2992 votes 1545

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 992 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 992 = 2124 votes 992

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1404 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1404 = 2897 votes 1404

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3749 Current Rating: 3749 + 4620 = 8369 votesCurrent Rating: 3749 + 4620 = 8369 votes 4620

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1295 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1295 = 2791 votes 1295

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1034 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1034 = 2243 votes 1034

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3734 Current Rating: 3734 + 3569 = 7303 votesCurrent Rating: 3734 + 3569 = 7303 votes 3569

[314] 2: What should we do now
1832 Current Rating: 1832 + 1638 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 1832 + 1638 = 3470 votes 1638

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1214 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1214 = 2568 votes 1214


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 2514 = 4885 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 2514 = 4885 votes 2514

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1623 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1623 = 3380 votes 1623

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2410 Current Rating: 2410 + 3188 = 5598 votesCurrent Rating: 2410 + 3188 = 5598 votes 3188

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1885 Current Rating: 1885 + 1886 = 3771 votesCurrent Rating: 1885 + 1886 = 3771 votes 1886

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3165 Current Rating: 3165 + 4873 = 8038 votesCurrent Rating: 3165 + 4873 = 8038 votes 4873

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1621 = 3406 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1621 = 3406 votes 1621

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1395 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1395 = 3055 votes 1395

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1113 = 2436 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1113 = 2436 votes 1113

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1759 = 3660 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1759 = 3660 votes 1759

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1062 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1062 = 2251 votes 1062

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3984 Current Rating: 3984 + 4545 = 8529 votesCurrent Rating: 3984 + 4545 = 8529 votes 4545

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1141 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1141 = 2489 votes 1141

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1406 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1406 = 2789 votes 1406

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1440 = 2802 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1440 = 2802 votes 1440

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2190 Current Rating: 2190 + 1626 = 3816 votesCurrent Rating: 2190 + 1626 = 3816 votes 1626

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1286 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1286 = 2756 votes 1286


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1265 = 2574 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1265 = 2574 votes 1265

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1834 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1834 = 3554 votes 1834

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
852 Current Rating: 852 + 863 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 852 + 863 = 1715 votes 863

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1271 = 2570 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1271 = 2570 votes 1271

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1812 = 3235 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1812 = 3235 votes 1812

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 1036 = 2074 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 1036 = 2074 votes 1036

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1153 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1153 = 2513 votes 1153

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 918 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 918 = 1995 votes 918

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
845 Current Rating: 845 + 932 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 932 = 1777 votes 932

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 967 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 967 = 1911 votes 967

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
994 Current Rating: 994 + 1092 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 1092 = 2086 votes 1092

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1317 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1317 = 2517 votes 1317

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1261 = 2433 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1261 = 2433 votes 1261

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
907 Current Rating: 907 + 901 = 1808 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 901 = 1808 votes 901

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1345 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1345 = 2661 votes 1345

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 1713 = 3500 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 1713 = 3500 votes 1713

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1008 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1008 = 2020 votes 1008


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
946 Current Rating: 946 + 917 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 917 = 1863 votes 917

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
763 Current Rating: 763 + 791 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 791 = 1554 votes 791

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
955 Current Rating: 955 + 891 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 891 = 1846 votes 891

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
961 Current Rating: 961 + 969 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 969 = 1930 votes 969

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1104 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1104 = 2298 votes 1104

[274] 24: I am the manager
922 Current Rating: 922 + 899 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 899 = 1821 votes 899

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
1007 Current Rating: 1007 + 963 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1007 + 963 = 1970 votes 963

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
985 Current Rating: 985 + 953 = 1938 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 953 = 1938 votes 953

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1189 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1189 = 2565 votes 1189

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
816 Current Rating: 816 + 903 = 1719 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 903 = 1719 votes 903

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1336 Current Rating: 1336 + 1296 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1336 + 1296 = 2632 votes 1296

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1202 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1202 = 2409 votes 1202

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1554 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1554 = 3017 votes 1554

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1091 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1091 = 2199 votes 1091

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
824 Current Rating: 824 + 887 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 887 = 1711 votes 887

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
915 Current Rating: 915 + 839 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 839 = 1754 votes 839

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1045 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1045 = 2109 votes 1045

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
914 Current Rating: 914 + 853 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 853 = 1767 votes 853


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 960 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 960 = 1960 votes 960

[260] 29: Wait here
978 Current Rating: 978 + 944 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 944 = 1922 votes 944

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
923 Current Rating: 923 + 924 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 924 = 1847 votes 924

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1122 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1122 = 2225 votes 1122

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 1124 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 1124 = 2256 votes 1124

[256] 23: As my lawyer
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 919 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 919 = 1919 votes 919

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 840 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 840 = 2150 votes 840

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1189 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1189 = 2455 votes 1189

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
968 Current Rating: 968 + 966 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 968 + 966 = 1934 votes 966

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1199 = 2977 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1199 = 2977 votes 1199

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1072 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1072 = 2481 votes 1072

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 2170 = 4014 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 2170 = 4014 votes 2170

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3274 Current Rating: 3274 + 3334 = 6608 votesCurrent Rating: 3274 + 3334 = 6608 votes 3334

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 996 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 996 = 2101 votes 996

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
971 Current Rating: 971 + 844 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 844 = 1815 votes 844

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
962 Current Rating: 962 + 901 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 901 = 1863 votes 901

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 1368 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 1368 = 2833 votes 1368

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2285 Current Rating: 2285 + 2400 = 4685 votesCurrent Rating: 2285 + 2400 = 4685 votes 2400

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1052 = 2155 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1052 = 2155 votes 1052

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1009 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1009 = 2512 votes 1009

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1297 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1297 = 2689 votes 1297


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1216 = 2571 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1216 = 2571 votes 1216

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 981 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 981 = 2038 votes 981

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1069 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1069 = 2350 votes 1069

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 997 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 997 = 2194 votes 997

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 983 = 1999 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 983 = 1999 votes 983

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1057 Current Rating: 1057 + 825 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 1057 + 825 = 1882 votes 825

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1126 = 2297 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1126 = 2297 votes 1126

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 862 = 2054 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 862 = 2054 votes 862

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 1037 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 1037 = 2098 votes 1037

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1071 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1071 = 2336 votes 1071

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1141 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1141 = 2289 votes 1141

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1080 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1080 = 2216 votes 1080

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1106 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1106 = 2327 votes 1106

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1101 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1101 = 2261 votes 1101

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1000 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1000 = 2011 votes 1000

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
981 Current Rating: 981 + 862 = 1843 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 862 = 1843 votes 862

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1047 = 2579 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1047 = 2579 votes 1047

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 3290 = 6738 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 3290 = 6738 votes 3290

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2166 Current Rating: 2166 + 2517 = 4683 votesCurrent Rating: 2166 + 2517 = 4683 votes 2517

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1151 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1151 = 2501 votes 1151


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
3636 Current Rating: 3636 + 3797 = 7433 votesCurrent Rating: 3636 + 3797 = 7433 votes 3797

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1120 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1120 = 2346 votes 1120

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 967 = 2172 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 967 = 2172 votes 967

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1358 Current Rating: 1358 + 1042 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1358 + 1042 = 2400 votes 1042

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1001 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1001 = 2299 votes 1001

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1090 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1090 = 2450 votes 1090

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1155 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1155 = 2569 votes 1155

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 826 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 826 = 1880 votes 826

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 909 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 909 = 1928 votes 909

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
925 Current Rating: 925 + 957 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 957 = 1882 votes 957

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1068 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1068 = 2232 votes 1068

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1022 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1022 = 2202 votes 1022

[208] 12: Since we got married
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1025 = 2395 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1025 = 2395 votes 1025

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1399 = 2906 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1399 = 2906 votes 1399

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 4126 = 7187 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 4126 = 7187 votes 4126

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 2355 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 2355 = 4197 votes 2355

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1420 = 3181 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1420 = 3181 votes 1420

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3452 Current Rating: 3452 + 4430 = 7882 votesCurrent Rating: 3452 + 4430 = 7882 votes 4430

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1085 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1085 = 2349 votes 1085


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1439 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1439 = 2892 votes 1439

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3601 Current Rating: 3601 + 4258 = 7859 votesCurrent Rating: 3601 + 4258 = 7859 votes 4258

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4686 Current Rating: 4686 + 3871 = 8557 votesCurrent Rating: 4686 + 3871 = 8557 votes 3871

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 2349 = 5049 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 2349 = 5049 votes 2349

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 1408 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 1408 = 3300 votes 1408

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2369 Current Rating: 2369 + 2444 = 4813 votesCurrent Rating: 2369 + 2444 = 4813 votes 2444

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1303 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1303 = 2665 votes 1303

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1745 Current Rating: 1745 + 1536 = 3281 votesCurrent Rating: 1745 + 1536 = 3281 votes 1536

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1264 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1264 = 2839 votes 1264

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1307 = 3023 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1307 = 3023 votes 1307

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1071 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1071 = 2382 votes 1071

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 956 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 956 = 1966 votes 956

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 986 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 986 = 2241 votes 986

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1202 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1202 = 2458 votes 1202

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
949 Current Rating: 949 + 880 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 880 = 1829 votes 880

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 770 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 770 = 1665 votes 770

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
978 Current Rating: 978 + 908 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 908 = 1886 votes 908


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1094 = 2247 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1094 = 2247 votes 1094

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1021 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1021 = 2043 votes 1021

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
938 Current Rating: 938 + 932 = 1870 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 932 = 1870 votes 932

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
850 Current Rating: 850 + 903 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 903 = 1753 votes 903

[180] 24: The good news is that
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 913 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 913 = 2111 votes 913

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 937 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 937 = 2113 votes 937

[178] 19: My doctor told me
892 Current Rating: 892 + 851 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 851 = 1743 votes 851

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1069 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1069 = 2593 votes 1069

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
943 Current Rating: 943 + 1032 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 1032 = 1975 votes 1032

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1452 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1452 = 2801 votes 1452

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 946 = 2005 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 946 = 2005 votes 946

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 1197 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 1197 = 2634 votes 1197

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 905 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 905 = 1973 votes 905

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1285 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1285 = 2768 votes 1285

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 921 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 921 = 2051 votes 921

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1014 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1014 = 2170 votes 1014

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1266 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1266 = 2800 votes 1266

[167] 4: Do you know why
947 Current Rating: 947 + 978 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 978 = 1925 votes 978

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1391 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1391 = 2927 votes 1391

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1769 = 3271 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1769 = 3271 votes 1769

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 983 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 983 = 2025 votes 983


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
983 Current Rating: 983 + 815 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 815 = 1798 votes 815

[162] 25: What?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1162 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1162 = 2399 votes 1162

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1124 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1124 = 2308 votes 1124

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 1028 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 1028 = 2045 votes 1028

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 947 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 947 = 2043 votes 947

[158] 19: You look well rested
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1237 = 2615 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1237 = 2615 votes 1237

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 2050 = 3984 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 2050 = 3984 votes 2050

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 2311 = 4514 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 2311 = 4514 votes 2311

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1180 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1180 = 2431 votes 1180

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1303 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1303 = 2590 votes 1303

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1063 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1063 = 2303 votes 1063

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
974 Current Rating: 974 + 949 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 949 = 1923 votes 949

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1173 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1173 = 2404 votes 1173

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1437 = 2628 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1437 = 2628 votes 1437

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1114 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1114 = 2305 votes 1114

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1538 = 2946 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1538 = 2946 votes 1538

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1036 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1036 = 2271 votes 1036

[146] 3: What do women and dog
823 Current Rating: 823 + 842 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 842 = 1665 votes 842

[145] 2: You look happy
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1046 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1046 = 2099 votes 1046

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1236 = 2492 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1236 = 2492 votes 1236


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1030 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1030 = 2107 votes 1030

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 981 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 981 = 2061 votes 981

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1171 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1171 = 2367 votes 1171

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1317 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1317 = 2548 votes 1317

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1226 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1226 = 2367 votes 1226

[138] 22: I love your forehead
850 Current Rating: 850 + 948 = 1798 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 948 = 1798 votes 948

[137] 21: I got banned
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1114 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1114 = 2311 votes 1114

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1011 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1011 = 2158 votes 1011

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1150 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1150 = 2284 votes 1150

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1194 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1194 = 2341 votes 1194

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 948 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 948 = 2026 votes 948

[132] 13: I just want you to know
947 Current Rating: 947 + 940 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 940 = 1887 votes 940

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1112 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1112 = 2486 votes 1112

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1106 = 2331 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1106 = 2331 votes 1106






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