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Dec 2010
[340] 20: Merry Christmas and a BRILLIANT New Year!
13239 Current Rating: 13239 + 16784 = 30023 votesCurrent Rating: 13239 + 16784 = 30023 votes 16784

[339] 17: Iíve been waiting at the baggage carousel
3772 Current Rating: 3772 + 3385 = 7157 votesCurrent Rating: 3772 + 3385 = 7157 votes 3385

[338] 15: I just read an article on the dangers of drinking
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 2295 = 4361 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 2295 = 4361 votes 2295

[337] 13: How was your trip to the States?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1274 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1274 = 2508 votes 1274

[336] 10: Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1255 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1255 = 2586 votes 1255

[335] 9: Welcome to Holiday Hotel
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1124 = 2318 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1124 = 2318 votes 1124

[334] 8: One must not become attached to animals
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1080 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1080 = 2186 votes 1080

[333] 7: Iím from the Red Cross
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1002 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1002 = 2251 votes 1002

[332] 6: Iíve got a riddle for you
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1736 = 3633 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1736 = 3633 votes 1736

[331] 3: I know youíre a prostitute
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1237 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1237 = 2531 votes 1237

[330] 2: Good afternoon, can I take your order?
2373 Current Rating: 2373 + 2610 = 4983 votesCurrent Rating: 2373 + 2610 = 4983 votes 2610


Nov 2010
[329] 30: If that is all, itíll be R650 please
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 1417 = 3178 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 1417 = 3178 votes 1417

[328] 29: What do you say to a woman
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1075 = 2402 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1075 = 2402 votes 1075

[327] 26: Grandma, do you know that you are like God?
2667 Current Rating: 2667 + 3339 = 6006 votesCurrent Rating: 2667 + 3339 = 6006 votes 3339

[326] 24: Iím so happy that weíre now engaged
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1185 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1185 = 2450 votes 1185

[325] 23: Welcome to Fast Food Emporium
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1482 = 3054 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1482 = 3054 votes 1482

[324] 21: The new Faceless book
14063 Current Rating: 14063 + 14886 = 28949 votesCurrent Rating: 14063 + 14886 = 28949 votes 14886

[323] 16: I was in bed with my new girlfriend
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 2091 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 2091 = 3811 votes 2091

[322] 15: I have a new chat up line
1759 Current Rating: 1759 + 1838 = 3597 votesCurrent Rating: 1759 + 1838 = 3597 votes 1838

[321] 12: Can you spare me some change?
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1413 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1413 = 2806 votes 1413

[320] 11: It`s my husband`s birthday tomorrow
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 967 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 967 = 2076 votes 967

[319] 10: Now that we`re going to try for a baby
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1366 = 2821 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1366 = 2821 votes 1366

[318] 9: I`d like to return these
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 4598 = 8310 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 4598 = 8310 votes 4598

[317] 8: Do your eyes ever burn
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1263 = 2725 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1263 = 2725 votes 1263

[316] 4: Doctor, I think my wife has ďHoover`s DiseaseĒ
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1011 = 2198 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1011 = 2198 votes 1011

[315] 3: Do you ever look at your wife
3704 Current Rating: 3704 + 3539 = 7243 votesCurrent Rating: 3704 + 3539 = 7243 votes 3539

[314] 2: What should we do now
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1619 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1619 = 3431 votes 1619

[313] 1: Thank goodness Iím out of the house
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1166 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1166 = 2477 votes 1166


Oct 2010
[312] 28: My goldfish is sick
2328 Current Rating: 2328 + 2480 = 4808 votesCurrent Rating: 2328 + 2480 = 4808 votes 2480

[311] 27: Happy Birthday Granny
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1590 = 3323 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1590 = 3323 votes 1590

[310] 25: I got caught masturbating
2394 Current Rating: 2394 + 3171 = 5565 votesCurrent Rating: 2394 + 3171 = 5565 votes 3171

[309] 21: I feel horrible
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 1846 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 1846 = 3697 votes 1846

[308] 20: Can I buy you a drink
3133 Current Rating: 3133 + 4846 = 7979 votesCurrent Rating: 3133 + 4846 = 7979 votes 4846

[307] 19: My mom and dad are fighting again
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1597 = 3360 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1597 = 3360 votes 1597

[306] 18: You should take self-defence lessons
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1375 = 3015 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1375 = 3015 votes 1375

[305] 16: I found a genie in a bottle once
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1070 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1070 = 2359 votes 1070

[304] 13: What are you doing?
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1723 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1723 = 3596 votes 1723

[303] 12: Someone forgot their briefcase here
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1040 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1040 = 2203 votes 1040

[302] 11: Check out my new digital camera
3957 Current Rating: 3957 + 4511 = 8468 votesCurrent Rating: 3957 + 4511 = 8468 votes 4511

[301] 7: Iím from the church
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1113 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1113 = 2428 votes 1113

[300] 6: Why are you crying?
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1365 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1365 = 2708 votes 1365

[299] 5: I hate crushing pills up
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1404 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1404 = 2731 votes 1404

[298] 4: I`m not normally suspicious
2165 Current Rating: 2165 + 1600 = 3765 votesCurrent Rating: 2165 + 1600 = 3765 votes 1600

[297] 1: Welcome Fast Food Burgers
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1251 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1251 = 2680 votes 1251


Sep 2010
[296] 30: I spent R39,000 on a boob job
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1233 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1233 = 2471 votes 1233

[295] 29: This is Radio Pakistan Sports News
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1801 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1801 = 3481 votes 1801

[294] 27: It`s my wife`s job
825 Current Rating: 825 + 842 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 842 = 1667 votes 842

[293] 23: I just got a flyer in my post box
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1245 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1245 = 2523 votes 1245

[292] 22: I`m looking for my wife
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1793 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1793 = 3196 votes 1793

[291] 20: Congratulations, your wife has had triplets
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1003 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1003 = 1996 votes 1003

[290] 17: Iíve decided to dye my hair
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1113 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1113 = 2404 votes 1113

[289] 16: You donít seem at all satisfied
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 882 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 882 = 1919 votes 882

[288] 15: How did you celebrate your 18th birthday?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 897 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 897 = 1713 votes 897

[287] 14: Would you like to take out the extended warranty?
904 Current Rating: 904 + 927 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 927 = 1831 votes 927

[286] 13: Why do you always put your clothes in the dryer?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1068 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1068 = 2029 votes 1068

[285] 9: Why so sad?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1293 = 2468 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1293 = 2468 votes 1293

[284] 8: Itís that part of your annual check-up
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1228 = 2372 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1228 = 2372 votes 1228

[283] 7: So what have you been up to lately?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 878 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 878 = 1762 votes 878

[282] 6: How was the pub quiz?
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1323 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1323 = 2608 votes 1323

[281] 3: Grandpa, what work do you do?
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1687 = 3428 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1687 = 3428 votes 1687

[280] 2: Right you sexy thing, upstairs now
989 Current Rating: 989 + 976 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 976 = 1965 votes 976


Aug 2010
[279] 31: Do you need a bag?
918 Current Rating: 918 + 888 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 888 = 1806 votes 888

[278] 30: Would you like to make a donation
737 Current Rating: 737 + 756 = 1493 votesCurrent Rating: 737 + 756 = 1493 votes 756

[277] 27: The divorce is now finalised
922 Current Rating: 922 + 857 = 1779 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 857 = 1779 votes 857

[276] 26: Man did I get lucky with that girl
920 Current Rating: 920 + 924 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 924 = 1844 votes 924

[275] 25: What are you crying about?
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1054 = 2188 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1054 = 2188 votes 1054

[274] 24: I am the manager
887 Current Rating: 887 + 859 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 859 = 1746 votes 859

[273] 23: Havenít we met before?
986 Current Rating: 986 + 943 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 943 = 1929 votes 943

[272] 20: Why are you so fat?
942 Current Rating: 942 + 910 = 1852 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 910 = 1852 votes 910

[271] 18: Youíre like a box of chocolates
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1144 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1144 = 2456 votes 1144

[270] 17: I can never win an argument
800 Current Rating: 800 + 885 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 885 = 1685 votes 885

[269] 16: My parents are so fanatical
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1268 = 2574 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1268 = 2574 votes 1268

[268] 13: What kind of bag would you like sir?
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1157 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1157 = 2325 votes 1157

[267] 12: Weíve got a GHOST in our house!
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1519 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1519 = 2951 votes 1519

[266] 11: I think itís time I got married
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1070 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1070 = 2157 votes 1070

[265] 10: I hear that guyís a gynaecologist
795 Current Rating: 795 + 869 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 869 = 1664 votes 869

[264] 5: Iím so glad itís payday tomorrow
891 Current Rating: 891 + 814 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 814 = 1705 votes 814

[263] 4: Happy birthday my boy
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1021 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1021 = 2061 votes 1021

[262] 3: Dad, can I watch TV now please?
879 Current Rating: 879 + 820 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 820 = 1699 votes 820


Jul 2010
[261] 30: My wife doesnít understand me
981 Current Rating: 981 + 941 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 941 = 1922 votes 941

[260] 29: Wait here
944 Current Rating: 944 + 912 = 1856 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 912 = 1856 votes 912

[259] 28: How do you always stay so happy?
886 Current Rating: 886 + 894 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 894 = 1780 votes 894

[258] 27: Whatís going on?
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1085 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1085 = 2156 votes 1085

[257] 26: A real man is a woman
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1091 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1091 = 2194 votes 1091

[256] 23: As my lawyer
958 Current Rating: 958 + 879 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 879 = 1837 votes 879

[255] 22: Sex is the price
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 811 = 2074 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 811 = 2074 votes 811

[254] 20: Iíve done something to add some spice
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1153 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1153 = 2388 votes 1153

[253] 19: Doctor, my son is in good health
933 Current Rating: 933 + 946 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 946 = 1879 votes 946

[252] 16: I know youíre growing up
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1138 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1138 = 2815 votes 1138

[251] 15: I watched a documentary on TV
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 990 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 990 = 2343 votes 990

[250] 14: Those look heavy
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 2024 = 3781 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 2024 = 3781 votes 2024

[249] 13: What would you like for dinner?
3176 Current Rating: 3176 + 3291 = 6467 votesCurrent Rating: 3176 + 3291 = 6467 votes 3291

[248] 12: Does this dress make my bum look fat?
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 971 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 971 = 2035 votes 971

[247] 9: I just found out that my husband is gay
944 Current Rating: 944 + 821 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 821 = 1765 votes 821

[246] 8: Whisper, whisper, whisper ...
920 Current Rating: 920 + 872 = 1792 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 872 = 1792 votes 872

[245] 7: Down in the dumps again?
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1337 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1337 = 2765 votes 1337

[244] 6: How far is 400 metres in yards?
2251 Current Rating: 2251 + 2375 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2251 + 2375 = 4626 votes 2375

[243] 5: I heard you getting divorced again
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1009 = 2073 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1009 = 2073 votes 1009

[242] 2: My wife wants to have another baby
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 984 = 2427 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 984 = 2427 votes 984

[241] 1: Yesterday at grannyís funeral
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1227 = 2549 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1227 = 2549 votes 1227


Jun 2010
[240] 30: My wife is no longer a MILF
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1158 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1158 = 2434 votes 1158

[239] 29: I got into trouble again
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 951 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 951 = 1970 votes 951

[238] 28: Youíre looking gorgeous
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1023 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1023 = 2241 votes 1023

[237] 25: Would you like to try these
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 961 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 961 = 2122 votes 961

[236] 24: I brought you beer and biltong
985 Current Rating: 985 + 949 = 1934 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 949 = 1934 votes 949

[235] 23: My dog died last week
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 787 = 1803 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 787 = 1803 votes 787

[234] 22: Iíve got a tough question to ask you
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1094 = 2221 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1094 = 2221 votes 1094

[233] 21: Hey, whatís new?
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 834 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 834 = 1997 votes 834

[232] 18: Hi mom, you have to help me
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1002 = 2024 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1002 = 2024 votes 1002

[231] 17: Daddy, whatís between my momís legs?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1043 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1043 = 2277 votes 1043

[230] 15: Iím surprised to see you here
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1119 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1119 = 2242 votes 1119

[229] 14: Why are you so cross?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1050 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1050 = 2161 votes 1050

[228] 10: You have to defend me
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1080 = 2279 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1080 = 2279 votes 1080

[227] 9: Darling, could you bring us a snack please?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1077 = 2210 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1077 = 2210 votes 1077

[226] 8: You`re so upset, what`s wrong?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 976 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 976 = 1954 votes 976

[225] 7: Faceless supports Bafana Bafana
947 Current Rating: 947 + 837 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 837 = 1784 votes 837

[224] 4: I want to talk to my lawyer
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1018 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1018 = 2501 votes 1018

[223] 3: I think I`m going to divorce my wife
3409 Current Rating: 3409 + 3272 = 6681 votesCurrent Rating: 3409 + 3272 = 6681 votes 3272

[222] 2: Do you sell extra-large condoms?
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 2395 = 4482 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 2395 = 4482 votes 2395

[221] 1: I can`t wait to get home
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1118 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1118 = 2405 votes 1118


May 2010
[220] 31: If you firmed your bum up
3197 Current Rating: 3197 + 3393 = 6590 votesCurrent Rating: 3197 + 3393 = 6590 votes 3393

[219] 28: Youíre very good at pulling the ladies
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1090 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1090 = 2281 votes 1090

[218] 27: I need some cyanide please
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 929 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 929 = 2084 votes 929

[217] 26: There goes a funeral procession
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1012 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1012 = 2319 votes 1012

[216] 25: Iím so tired of being hit on
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 974 = 2227 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 974 = 2227 votes 974

[215] 24: If I die before you do?
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1059 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1059 = 2371 votes 1059

[214] 21: What are you so angry about?
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1125 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1125 = 2497 votes 1125

[213] 20: Heís asked me out, should I go?
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 811 = 1852 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 811 = 1852 votes 811

[212] 19: My husband is impotent
994 Current Rating: 994 + 887 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 887 = 1881 votes 887

[211] 18: We place all our emphasis
893 Current Rating: 893 + 929 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 929 = 1822 votes 929

[210] 14: Can I buy you a drink?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 986 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 986 = 2127 votes 986

[209] 13: Dad what is that thing between
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 980 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 980 = 2122 votes 980

[208] 12: Since we got married
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 998 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 998 = 2341 votes 998

[207] 11: Weíve both been given parts
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1304 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1304 = 2768 votes 1304

[206] 10: Why are you crying?
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 4077 = 7096 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 4077 = 7096 votes 4077

[205] 7: Wwwaaaaahhh!!
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 2197 = 3966 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 2197 = 3966 votes 2197

[204] 5: What`s the matter?
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1389 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1389 = 3115 votes 1389

[203] 4: We live in confusing times
3420 Current Rating: 3420 + 4400 = 7820 votesCurrent Rating: 3420 + 4400 = 7820 votes 4400

[202] 3: Have you ever noticed that women
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1056 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1056 = 2282 votes 1056


Apr 2010
[201] 30: For her birthday
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1408 = 2831 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1408 = 2831 votes 1408

[200] 29: Iím sick to death of people knocking
3562 Current Rating: 3562 + 4222 = 7784 votesCurrent Rating: 3562 + 4222 = 7784 votes 4222

[199] 28: Itís time for the babyís bath
4630 Current Rating: 4630 + 3832 = 8462 votesCurrent Rating: 4630 + 3832 = 8462 votes 3832

[198] 23: Did you lose a parrot
2672 Current Rating: 2672 + 2320 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2672 + 2320 = 4992 votes 2320

[197] 22: We shagged four times last night
1872 Current Rating: 1872 + 1392 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1872 + 1392 = 3264 votes 1392

[196] 21: Iíve decided to get into shape
2320 Current Rating: 2320 + 2401 = 4721 votesCurrent Rating: 2320 + 2401 = 4721 votes 2401

[195] 20: The oldest woman in the country
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1261 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1261 = 2587 votes 1261

[194] 19: Will sit-ups help
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1461 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1461 = 3135 votes 1461

[193] 16: You havenít complimented me
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1139 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1139 = 2616 votes 1139

[192] 15: I married a Miss Right
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1229 = 2826 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1229 = 2826 votes 1229

[191] 14: I know this is our first baby
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1024 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1024 = 2262 votes 1024

[190] 13: I went for my annual check yesterday
973 Current Rating: 973 + 906 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 906 = 1879 votes 906

[189] 12: Iím from PC Support
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 951 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 951 = 2150 votes 951

[188] 9: Iím so glad that you
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1184 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1184 = 2419 votes 1184

[187] 8: My wife is like chewing gum
919 Current Rating: 919 + 854 = 1773 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 854 = 1773 votes 854

[186] 7: How the hell did you get that black eye?
867 Current Rating: 867 + 746 = 1613 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 746 = 1613 votes 746

[185] 6: Hi, Iím from IT Support
947 Current Rating: 947 + 884 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 884 = 1831 votes 884


Mar 2010
[184] 30: Your mom`s the best sex in town
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1061 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1061 = 2195 votes 1061

[183] 29: I had to promise my wife
958 Current Rating: 958 + 955 = 1913 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 955 = 1913 votes 955

[182] 26: Where do women mostly
911 Current Rating: 911 + 901 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 901 = 1812 votes 901

[181] 25: So I hear youíve changed
823 Current Rating: 823 + 869 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 869 = 1692 votes 869

[180] 24: The good news is that
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 878 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 878 = 2042 votes 878

[179] 23: Do you know how men are
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 900 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 900 = 2033 votes 900

[178] 19: My doctor told me
863 Current Rating: 863 + 827 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 827 = 1690 votes 827

[177] 18: As my lawyer
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1011 = 2435 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1011 = 2435 votes 1011

[176] 17: What do you get when you give
908 Current Rating: 908 + 996 = 1904 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 996 = 1904 votes 996

[175] 16: Itís my wedding anniversary
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1413 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1413 = 2720 votes 1413

[174] 15: Dad, where do babies come from?
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 916 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 916 = 1946 votes 916

[173] 12: My wife is unfaithful to me
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1138 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1138 = 2498 votes 1138

[172] 11: I just broke up with a girl
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 861 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 861 = 1880 votes 861

[171] 10: Why did you have to die?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1239 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1239 = 2642 votes 1239

[170] 9: I just had another fight
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 870 = 1942 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 870 = 1942 votes 870

[169] 8: What`s the big idea
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 893 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 893 = 2000 votes 893

[168] 5: You eat too much junk food
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1146 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1146 = 2577 votes 1146

[167] 4: Do you know why
920 Current Rating: 920 + 940 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 940 = 1860 votes 940

[166] 3: I bought you new underpants
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1298 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1298 = 2748 votes 1298

[165] 2: I now have Olympic sex
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1621 = 3051 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1621 = 3051 votes 1621

[164] 1: I donít understand my wife
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 958 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 958 = 1967 votes 958


Feb 2010
[163] 26: I love you
933 Current Rating: 933 + 787 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 787 = 1720 votes 787

[162] 25: What?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1127 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1127 = 2334 votes 1127

[161] 24: Iíve met this wonderful girl
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1063 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1063 = 2208 votes 1063

[160] 23: Iím looking for something to spice up
994 Current Rating: 994 + 1006 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 1006 = 2000 votes 1006

[159] 22: Sheís pretty hot
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 922 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 922 = 1988 votes 922

[158] 19: You look well rested
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1172 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1172 = 2489 votes 1172

[157] 18: Every time I sit down to watch rugby
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1976 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1976 = 3814 votes 1976

[156] 17: Can I buy you a drink?
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 2269 = 4433 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 2269 = 4433 votes 2269

[155] 16: Have a drink on me
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1157 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1157 = 2385 votes 1157

[154] 15: Sex is like shaving
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1238 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1238 = 2457 votes 1238

[153] 12: Babe, I would go to
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1032 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1032 = 2245 votes 1032

[152] 11: I heard those three dreaded words
932 Current Rating: 932 + 915 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 915 = 1847 votes 915

[151] 10: I wish I was getting a divorce
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1139 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1139 = 2339 votes 1139

[150] 9: Iím so tired of faking
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1404 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1404 = 2559 votes 1404

[149] 8: I donít know what to do
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1082 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1082 = 2237 votes 1082

[148] 5: How was your Valentineís Day?
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1502 = 2884 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1502 = 2884 votes 1502

[147] 4: We should start calling the G-Spot
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 999 = 2197 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 999 = 2197 votes 999

[146] 3: What do women and dog
790 Current Rating: 790 + 814 = 1604 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 814 = 1604 votes 814

[145] 2: You look happy
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1024 = 2050 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1024 = 2050 votes 1024

[144] 1: What`s the best thing
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1200 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1200 = 2412 votes 1200


Jan 2010
[143] 29: You want to play magic?
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1000 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1000 = 2043 votes 1000

[142] 28: Doctor, I don`t know what to do
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 947 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 947 = 1992 votes 947

[141] 27: I havenít seen you for a while
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1152 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1152 = 2326 votes 1152

[140] 26: Why do you keep switching channels?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1278 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1278 = 2469 votes 1278

[139] 25: I hear you bought a new car
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1195 = 2296 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1195 = 2296 votes 1195

[138] 22: I love your forehead
830 Current Rating: 830 + 919 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 919 = 1749 votes 919

[137] 21: I got banned
1156 Current Rating: 1156 + 1077 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 1156 + 1077 = 2233 votes 1077

[136] 20: Excuse me, but could you please
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 971 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 971 = 2084 votes 971

[135] 19: Grandpa, did God make you?
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1115 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1115 = 2216 votes 1115

[134] 15: What are you watching?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1162 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1162 = 2276 votes 1162

[133] 14: Doctor, I need help
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 918 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 918 = 1969 votes 918

[132] 13: I just want you to know
922 Current Rating: 922 + 917 = 1839 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 917 = 1839 votes 917

[131] 12: I just read that the female
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1088 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1088 = 2431 votes 1088

[130] 11: What are you doing with my gun?
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 1059 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 1059 = 2250 votes 1059






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