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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3850 Current Rating: 3850 + 3975 = 7825 votesCurrent Rating: 3850 + 3975 = 7825 votes 3975

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5840 Current Rating: 5840 + 6005 = 11845 votesCurrent Rating: 5840 + 6005 = 11845 votes 6005

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3121 Current Rating: 3121 + 3445 = 6566 votesCurrent Rating: 3121 + 3445 = 6566 votes 3445

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 3033 = 6168 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 3033 = 6168 votes 3033

[557] 19: Save a cow
2984 Current Rating: 2984 + 2645 = 5629 votesCurrent Rating: 2984 + 2645 = 5629 votes 2645

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14265 Current Rating: 14265 + 16325 = 30590 votesCurrent Rating: 14265 + 16325 = 30590 votes 16325

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9866 Current Rating: 9866 + 8933 = 18799 votesCurrent Rating: 9866 + 8933 = 18799 votes 8933

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14658 Current Rating: 14658 + 21201 = 35859 votesCurrent Rating: 14658 + 21201 = 35859 votes 21201

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12358 Current Rating: 12358 + 13391 = 25749 votesCurrent Rating: 12358 + 13391 = 25749 votes 13391

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17412 Current Rating: 17412 + 56379 = 73791 votesCurrent Rating: 17412 + 56379 = 73791 votes 56379

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12325 Current Rating: 12325 + 14406 = 26731 votesCurrent Rating: 12325 + 14406 = 26731 votes 14406

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6189 Current Rating: 6189 + 6036 = 12225 votesCurrent Rating: 6189 + 6036 = 12225 votes 6036

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6266 Current Rating: 6266 + 6245 = 12511 votesCurrent Rating: 6266 + 6245 = 12511 votes 6245

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4061 Current Rating: 4061 + 4095 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4061 + 4095 = 8156 votes 4095

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18599 Current Rating: 18599 + 19014 = 37613 votesCurrent Rating: 18599 + 19014 = 37613 votes 19014


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10435 Current Rating: 10435 + 10762 = 21197 votesCurrent Rating: 10435 + 10762 = 21197 votes 10762

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 5794 = 11810 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 5794 = 11810 votes 5794

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 7657 = 15393 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 7657 = 15393 votes 7657

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12612 Current Rating: 12612 + 13257 = 25869 votesCurrent Rating: 12612 + 13257 = 25869 votes 13257

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5184 Current Rating: 5184 + 5046 = 10230 votesCurrent Rating: 5184 + 5046 = 10230 votes 5046

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12717 Current Rating: 12717 + 14076 = 26793 votesCurrent Rating: 12717 + 14076 = 26793 votes 14076

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11402 Current Rating: 11402 + 10926 = 22328 votesCurrent Rating: 11402 + 10926 = 22328 votes 10926

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20701 Current Rating: 20701 + 21270 = 41971 votesCurrent Rating: 20701 + 21270 = 41971 votes 21270

[538] 17: A real man
6382 Current Rating: 6382 + 6327 = 12709 votesCurrent Rating: 6382 + 6327 = 12709 votes 6327

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14104 Current Rating: 14104 + 14293 = 28397 votesCurrent Rating: 14104 + 14293 = 28397 votes 14293

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5918 Current Rating: 5918 + 5999 = 11917 votesCurrent Rating: 5918 + 5999 = 11917 votes 5999

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16407 Current Rating: 16407 + 16898 = 33305 votesCurrent Rating: 16407 + 16898 = 33305 votes 16898

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14661 Current Rating: 14661 + 15123 = 29784 votesCurrent Rating: 14661 + 15123 = 29784 votes 15123

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13720 Current Rating: 13720 + 14041 = 27761 votesCurrent Rating: 13720 + 14041 = 27761 votes 14041

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10593 Current Rating: 10593 + 10408 = 21001 votesCurrent Rating: 10593 + 10408 = 21001 votes 10408

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 2541 = 4739 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 2541 = 4739 votes 2541

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1684 = 3263 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1684 = 3263 votes 1684

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3246 Current Rating: 3246 + 3616 = 6862 votesCurrent Rating: 3246 + 3616 = 6862 votes 3616

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1592 Current Rating: 1592 + 1198 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1592 + 1198 = 2790 votes 1198

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
927 Current Rating: 927 + 1097 = 2024 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 1097 = 2024 votes 1097

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1358 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1358 = 2594 votes 1358


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1317 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1317 = 2633 votes 1317

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 3266 = 4941 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 3266 = 4941 votes 3266

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 2265 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 2265 = 4006 votes 2265

[522] 26: Hey babe
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2891 = 5151 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2891 = 5151 votes 2891

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 5369 = 10199 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 5369 = 10199 votes 5369

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7248 Current Rating: 7248 + 7505 = 14753 votesCurrent Rating: 7248 + 7505 = 14753 votes 7505

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24788 Current Rating: 24788 + 26370 = 51158 votesCurrent Rating: 24788 + 26370 = 51158 votes 26370

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9158 Current Rating: 9158 + 9122 = 18280 votesCurrent Rating: 9158 + 9122 = 18280 votes 9122

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12151 Current Rating: 12151 + 12637 = 24788 votesCurrent Rating: 12151 + 12637 = 24788 votes 12637

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9968 Current Rating: 9968 + 10630 = 20598 votesCurrent Rating: 9968 + 10630 = 20598 votes 10630

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26384 Current Rating: 26384 + 27739 = 54123 votesCurrent Rating: 26384 + 27739 = 54123 votes 27739

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
36400 Current Rating: 36400 + 36441 = 72841 votesCurrent Rating: 36400 + 36441 = 72841 votes 36441

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24432 Current Rating: 24432 + 25358 = 49790 votesCurrent Rating: 24432 + 25358 = 49790 votes 25358

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11169 Current Rating: 11169 + 11494 = 22663 votesCurrent Rating: 11169 + 11494 = 22663 votes 11494

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27307 Current Rating: 27307 + 27791 = 55098 votesCurrent Rating: 27307 + 27791 = 55098 votes 27791

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1600 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1600 = 3100 votes 1600

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28418 Current Rating: 28418 + 28963 = 57381 votesCurrent Rating: 28418 + 28963 = 57381 votes 28963

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6168 Current Rating: 6168 + 6322 = 12490 votesCurrent Rating: 6168 + 6322 = 12490 votes 6322

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11830 Current Rating: 11830 + 12124 = 23954 votesCurrent Rating: 11830 + 12124 = 23954 votes 12124

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8724 Current Rating: 8724 + 8376 = 17100 votesCurrent Rating: 8724 + 8376 = 17100 votes 8376

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6897 Current Rating: 6897 + 6871 = 13768 votesCurrent Rating: 6897 + 6871 = 13768 votes 6871


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
23556 Current Rating: 23556 + 28817 = 52373 votesCurrent Rating: 23556 + 28817 = 52373 votes 28817

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4761 Current Rating: 4761 + 4697 = 9458 votesCurrent Rating: 4761 + 4697 = 9458 votes 4697

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 3678 = 7380 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 3678 = 7380 votes 3678

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7378 Current Rating: 7378 + 7295 = 14673 votesCurrent Rating: 7378 + 7295 = 14673 votes 7295

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5927 Current Rating: 5927 + 6243 = 12170 votesCurrent Rating: 5927 + 6243 = 12170 votes 6243

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5760 Current Rating: 5760 + 5601 = 11361 votesCurrent Rating: 5760 + 5601 = 11361 votes 5601

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 3905 = 7878 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 3905 = 7878 votes 3905

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5092 Current Rating: 5092 + 4997 = 10089 votesCurrent Rating: 5092 + 4997 = 10089 votes 4997

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3963 Current Rating: 3963 + 3965 = 7928 votesCurrent Rating: 3963 + 3965 = 7928 votes 3965

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11683 Current Rating: 11683 + 15183 = 26866 votesCurrent Rating: 11683 + 15183 = 26866 votes 15183

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13442 Current Rating: 13442 + 15469 = 28911 votesCurrent Rating: 13442 + 15469 = 28911 votes 15469

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8715 Current Rating: 8715 + 8430 = 17145 votesCurrent Rating: 8715 + 8430 = 17145 votes 8430

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8655 Current Rating: 8655 + 8253 = 16908 votesCurrent Rating: 8655 + 8253 = 16908 votes 8253

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7241 Current Rating: 7241 + 6886 = 14127 votesCurrent Rating: 7241 + 6886 = 14127 votes 6886

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7630 Current Rating: 7630 + 7228 = 14858 votesCurrent Rating: 7630 + 7228 = 14858 votes 7228

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20635 Current Rating: 20635 + 20587 = 41222 votesCurrent Rating: 20635 + 20587 = 41222 votes 20587

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11528 Current Rating: 11528 + 11796 = 23324 votesCurrent Rating: 11528 + 11796 = 23324 votes 11796

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9354 Current Rating: 9354 + 8300 = 17654 votesCurrent Rating: 9354 + 8300 = 17654 votes 8300

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8738 Current Rating: 8738 + 8685 = 17423 votesCurrent Rating: 8738 + 8685 = 17423 votes 8685

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10500 Current Rating: 10500 + 10513 = 21013 votesCurrent Rating: 10500 + 10513 = 21013 votes 10513

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31278 Current Rating: 31278 + 31826 = 63104 votesCurrent Rating: 31278 + 31826 = 63104 votes 31826

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9204 Current Rating: 9204 + 8992 = 18196 votesCurrent Rating: 9204 + 8992 = 18196 votes 8992


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9157 Current Rating: 9157 + 8388 = 17545 votesCurrent Rating: 9157 + 8388 = 17545 votes 8388

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12787 Current Rating: 12787 + 14365 = 27152 votesCurrent Rating: 12787 + 14365 = 27152 votes 14365

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12811 Current Rating: 12811 + 14292 = 27103 votesCurrent Rating: 12811 + 14292 = 27103 votes 14292

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27738 Current Rating: 27738 + 28138 = 55876 votesCurrent Rating: 27738 + 28138 = 55876 votes 28138

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12112 Current Rating: 12112 + 13726 = 25838 votesCurrent Rating: 12112 + 13726 = 25838 votes 13726

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
26107 Current Rating: 26107 + 32754 = 58861 votesCurrent Rating: 26107 + 32754 = 58861 votes 32754

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10927 Current Rating: 10927 + 11590 = 22517 votesCurrent Rating: 10927 + 11590 = 22517 votes 11590

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10319 Current Rating: 10319 + 10096 = 20415 votesCurrent Rating: 10319 + 10096 = 20415 votes 10096

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26416 Current Rating: 26416 + 26283 = 52699 votesCurrent Rating: 26416 + 26283 = 52699 votes 26283

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9002 Current Rating: 9002 + 8698 = 17700 votesCurrent Rating: 9002 + 8698 = 17700 votes 8698

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13953 Current Rating: 13953 + 14914 = 28867 votesCurrent Rating: 13953 + 14914 = 28867 votes 14914

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11330 Current Rating: 11330 + 10712 = 22042 votesCurrent Rating: 11330 + 10712 = 22042 votes 10712

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11002 Current Rating: 11002 + 10264 = 21266 votesCurrent Rating: 11002 + 10264 = 21266 votes 10264

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7700 Current Rating: 7700 + 6879 = 14579 votesCurrent Rating: 7700 + 6879 = 14579 votes 6879

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4617 Current Rating: 4617 + 4195 = 8812 votesCurrent Rating: 4617 + 4195 = 8812 votes 4195

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6401 Current Rating: 6401 + 5804 = 12205 votesCurrent Rating: 6401 + 5804 = 12205 votes 5804

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9353 Current Rating: 9353 + 8671 = 18024 votesCurrent Rating: 9353 + 8671 = 18024 votes 8671

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5564 Current Rating: 5564 + 5239 = 10803 votesCurrent Rating: 5564 + 5239 = 10803 votes 5239

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4856 Current Rating: 4856 + 5049 = 9905 votesCurrent Rating: 4856 + 5049 = 9905 votes 5049

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5396 Current Rating: 5396 + 4915 = 10311 votesCurrent Rating: 5396 + 4915 = 10311 votes 4915

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14001 Current Rating: 14001 + 13553 = 27554 votesCurrent Rating: 14001 + 13553 = 27554 votes 13553


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
8025 Current Rating: 8025 + 6893 = 14918 votesCurrent Rating: 8025 + 6893 = 14918 votes 6893

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4044 Current Rating: 4044 + 3667 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 4044 + 3667 = 7711 votes 3667

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1623 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1623 = 3522 votes 1623

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3969 Current Rating: 3969 + 3493 = 7462 votesCurrent Rating: 3969 + 3493 = 7462 votes 3493

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 3009 = 6459 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 3009 = 6459 votes 3009

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6498 Current Rating: 6498 + 6481 = 12979 votesCurrent Rating: 6498 + 6481 = 12979 votes 6481

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4577 Current Rating: 4577 + 3909 = 8486 votesCurrent Rating: 4577 + 3909 = 8486 votes 3909

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2135 Current Rating: 2135 + 2513 = 4648 votesCurrent Rating: 2135 + 2513 = 4648 votes 2513

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2782 Current Rating: 2782 + 2555 = 5337 votesCurrent Rating: 2782 + 2555 = 5337 votes 2555

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 2241 = 4430 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 2241 = 4430 votes 2241

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 1821 = 3735 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 1821 = 3735 votes 1821

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 3194 = 6813 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 3194 = 6813 votes 3194

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2312 Current Rating: 2312 + 2230 = 4542 votesCurrent Rating: 2312 + 2230 = 4542 votes 2230

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5781 Current Rating: 5781 + 5339 = 11120 votesCurrent Rating: 5781 + 5339 = 11120 votes 5339

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3833 Current Rating: 3833 + 3881 = 7714 votesCurrent Rating: 3833 + 3881 = 7714 votes 3881

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3052 Current Rating: 3052 + 2800 = 5852 votesCurrent Rating: 3052 + 2800 = 5852 votes 2800

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6800 Current Rating: 6800 + 6476 = 13276 votesCurrent Rating: 6800 + 6476 = 13276 votes 6476

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 3053 = 5905 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 3053 = 5905 votes 3053

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3419 Current Rating: 3419 + 3511 = 6930 votesCurrent Rating: 3419 + 3511 = 6930 votes 3511

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5967 Current Rating: 5967 + 6317 = 12284 votesCurrent Rating: 5967 + 6317 = 12284 votes 6317

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17218 Current Rating: 17218 + 16829 = 34047 votesCurrent Rating: 17218 + 16829 = 34047 votes 16829


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2391 Current Rating: 2391 + 2563 = 4954 votesCurrent Rating: 2391 + 2563 = 4954 votes 2563

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4933 Current Rating: 4933 + 4534 = 9467 votesCurrent Rating: 4933 + 4534 = 9467 votes 4534

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
38425 Current Rating: 38425 + 27993 = 66418 votesCurrent Rating: 38425 + 27993 = 66418 votes 27993

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
206537 Current Rating: 206537 + 187389 = 393926 votesCurrent Rating: 206537 + 187389 = 393926 votes 187389

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15020 Current Rating: 15020 + 15417 = 30437 votesCurrent Rating: 15020 + 15417 = 30437 votes 15417

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2580 Current Rating: 2580 + 2469 = 5049 votesCurrent Rating: 2580 + 2469 = 5049 votes 2469

[434] 21: If you went camping
2900 Current Rating: 2900 + 3241 = 6141 votesCurrent Rating: 2900 + 3241 = 6141 votes 3241

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11315 Current Rating: 11315 + 16172 = 27487 votesCurrent Rating: 11315 + 16172 = 27487 votes 16172

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11809 Current Rating: 11809 + 12542 = 24351 votesCurrent Rating: 11809 + 12542 = 24351 votes 12542

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4050 Current Rating: 4050 + 4005 = 8055 votesCurrent Rating: 4050 + 4005 = 8055 votes 4005

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3056 Current Rating: 3056 + 4641 = 7697 votesCurrent Rating: 3056 + 4641 = 7697 votes 4641

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 2719 = 5242 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 2719 = 5242 votes 2719

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
3292 Current Rating: 3292 + 3292 = 6584 votesCurrent Rating: 3292 + 3292 = 6584 votes 3292

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2778 Current Rating: 2778 + 2746 = 5524 votesCurrent Rating: 2778 + 2746 = 5524 votes 2746

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2826 Current Rating: 2826 + 2765 = 5591 votesCurrent Rating: 2826 + 2765 = 5591 votes 2765

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
7538 Current Rating: 7538 + 8789 = 16327 votesCurrent Rating: 7538 + 8789 = 16327 votes 8789

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2520 Current Rating: 2520 + 2344 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2520 + 2344 = 4864 votes 2344

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2740 Current Rating: 2740 + 3187 = 5927 votesCurrent Rating: 2740 + 3187 = 5927 votes 3187

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3063 Current Rating: 3063 + 2825 = 5888 votesCurrent Rating: 3063 + 2825 = 5888 votes 2825


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2493 Current Rating: 2493 + 2592 = 5085 votesCurrent Rating: 2493 + 2592 = 5085 votes 2592

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3355 = 7108 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3355 = 7108 votes 3355

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3322 = 7148 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3322 = 7148 votes 3322

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3544 Current Rating: 3544 + 3191 = 6735 votesCurrent Rating: 3544 + 3191 = 6735 votes 3191

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2813 = 5570 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2813 = 5570 votes 2813

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 3698 = 7782 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 3698 = 7782 votes 3698

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6479 Current Rating: 6479 + 7008 = 13487 votesCurrent Rating: 6479 + 7008 = 13487 votes 7008

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8239 Current Rating: 8239 + 7419 = 15658 votesCurrent Rating: 8239 + 7419 = 15658 votes 7419

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3391 Current Rating: 3391 + 3799 = 7190 votesCurrent Rating: 3391 + 3799 = 7190 votes 3799

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3195 Current Rating: 3195 + 3071 = 6266 votesCurrent Rating: 3195 + 3071 = 6266 votes 3071

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 3503 = 6667 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 3503 = 6667 votes 3503

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7044 Current Rating: 7044 + 7648 = 14692 votesCurrent Rating: 7044 + 7648 = 14692 votes 7648

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3898 Current Rating: 3898 + 3625 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3898 + 3625 = 7523 votes 3625

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4075 Current Rating: 4075 + 3931 = 8006 votesCurrent Rating: 4075 + 3931 = 8006 votes 3931

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 4338 = 9278 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 4338 = 9278 votes 4338

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4936 Current Rating: 4936 + 5853 = 10789 votesCurrent Rating: 4936 + 5853 = 10789 votes 5853

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12089 Current Rating: 12089 + 12255 = 24344 votesCurrent Rating: 12089 + 12255 = 24344 votes 12255

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4337 Current Rating: 4337 + 3856 = 8193 votesCurrent Rating: 4337 + 3856 = 8193 votes 3856

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1037 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1037 = 2308 votes 1037

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2519 Current Rating: 2519 + 3099 = 5618 votesCurrent Rating: 2519 + 3099 = 5618 votes 3099


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12777 Current Rating: 12777 + 14329 = 27106 votesCurrent Rating: 12777 + 14329 = 27106 votes 14329

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8032 Current Rating: 8032 + 7739 = 15771 votesCurrent Rating: 8032 + 7739 = 15771 votes 7739

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3962 Current Rating: 3962 + 3441 = 7403 votesCurrent Rating: 3962 + 3441 = 7403 votes 3441

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11766 Current Rating: 11766 + 12561 = 24327 votesCurrent Rating: 11766 + 12561 = 24327 votes 12561

[397] 15: I Love you
32006 Current Rating: 32006 + 33079 = 65085 votesCurrent Rating: 32006 + 33079 = 65085 votes 33079

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5328 Current Rating: 5328 + 6190 = 11518 votesCurrent Rating: 5328 + 6190 = 11518 votes 6190

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
24851 Current Rating: 24851 + 27558 = 52409 votesCurrent Rating: 24851 + 27558 = 52409 votes 27558

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 3325 = 7068 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 3325 = 7068 votes 3325

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4148 Current Rating: 4148 + 3865 = 8013 votesCurrent Rating: 4148 + 3865 = 8013 votes 3865

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3817 Current Rating: 3817 + 3630 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 3817 + 3630 = 7447 votes 3630

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 3177 = 6533 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 3177 = 6533 votes 3177

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5022 Current Rating: 5022 + 4578 = 9600 votesCurrent Rating: 5022 + 4578 = 9600 votes 4578

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
4451 Current Rating: 4451 + 6007 = 10458 votesCurrent Rating: 4451 + 6007 = 10458 votes 6007


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5188 Current Rating: 5188 + 4775 = 9963 votesCurrent Rating: 5188 + 4775 = 9963 votes 4775

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3122 Current Rating: 3122 + 3050 = 6172 votesCurrent Rating: 3122 + 3050 = 6172 votes 3050

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15129 Current Rating: 15129 + 15040 = 30169 votesCurrent Rating: 15129 + 15040 = 30169 votes 15040

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8159 Current Rating: 8159 + 9544 = 17703 votesCurrent Rating: 8159 + 9544 = 17703 votes 9544

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3553 Current Rating: 3553 + 3455 = 7008 votesCurrent Rating: 3553 + 3455 = 7008 votes 3455

[383] 23: This book says
4389 Current Rating: 4389 + 3809 = 8198 votesCurrent Rating: 4389 + 3809 = 8198 votes 3809

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 3382 = 7217 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 3382 = 7217 votes 3382

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8934 Current Rating: 8934 + 8616 = 17550 votesCurrent Rating: 8934 + 8616 = 17550 votes 8616

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4021 Current Rating: 4021 + 3567 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 4021 + 3567 = 7588 votes 3567

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 4308 = 8933 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 4308 = 8933 votes 4308

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12411 Current Rating: 12411 + 16999 = 29410 votesCurrent Rating: 12411 + 16999 = 29410 votes 16999

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12557 Current Rating: 12557 + 17329 = 29886 votesCurrent Rating: 12557 + 17329 = 29886 votes 17329

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
68802 Current Rating: 68802 + 62353 = 131155 votesCurrent Rating: 68802 + 62353 = 131155 votes 62353

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5707 Current Rating: 5707 + 6253 = 11960 votesCurrent Rating: 5707 + 6253 = 11960 votes 6253

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6260 Current Rating: 6260 + 6038 = 12298 votesCurrent Rating: 6260 + 6038 = 12298 votes 6038

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4301 Current Rating: 4301 + 3572 = 7873 votesCurrent Rating: 4301 + 3572 = 7873 votes 3572

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10148 Current Rating: 10148 + 10664 = 20812 votesCurrent Rating: 10148 + 10664 = 20812 votes 10664

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
13158 Current Rating: 13158 + 14427 = 27585 votesCurrent Rating: 13158 + 14427 = 27585 votes 14427


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
5699 Current Rating: 5699 + 6335 = 12034 votesCurrent Rating: 5699 + 6335 = 12034 votes 6335

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 4504 = 9564 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 4504 = 9564 votes 4504

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5095 Current Rating: 5095 + 4377 = 9472 votesCurrent Rating: 5095 + 4377 = 9472 votes 4377

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4302 Current Rating: 4302 + 3744 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4302 + 3744 = 8046 votes 3744

[366] 22: You look like crap
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 3947 = 8063 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 3947 = 8063 votes 3947

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
7232 Current Rating: 7232 + 6612 = 13844 votesCurrent Rating: 7232 + 6612 = 13844 votes 6612

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13034 Current Rating: 13034 + 16388 = 29422 votesCurrent Rating: 13034 + 16388 = 29422 votes 16388

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6694 Current Rating: 6694 + 5749 = 12443 votesCurrent Rating: 6694 + 5749 = 12443 votes 5749

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4166 Current Rating: 4166 + 3880 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4166 + 3880 = 8046 votes 3880

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 4355 = 8197 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 4355 = 8197 votes 4355

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6000 Current Rating: 6000 + 6026 = 12026 votesCurrent Rating: 6000 + 6026 = 12026 votes 6026

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4854 Current Rating: 4854 + 4104 = 8958 votesCurrent Rating: 4854 + 4104 = 8958 votes 4104

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 4398 = 9078 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 4398 = 9078 votes 4398

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12062 Current Rating: 12062 + 11407 = 23469 votesCurrent Rating: 12062 + 11407 = 23469 votes 11407

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3534 Current Rating: 3534 + 3716 = 7250 votesCurrent Rating: 3534 + 3716 = 7250 votes 3716

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3571 Current Rating: 3571 + 3784 = 7355 votesCurrent Rating: 3571 + 3784 = 7355 votes 3784

[354] 1: In the old days
5364 Current Rating: 5364 + 5963 = 11327 votesCurrent Rating: 5364 + 5963 = 11327 votes 5963


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7862 Current Rating: 7862 + 7199 = 15061 votesCurrent Rating: 7862 + 7199 = 15061 votes 7199

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3778 Current Rating: 3778 + 3740 = 7518 votesCurrent Rating: 3778 + 3740 = 7518 votes 3740

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2964 Current Rating: 2964 + 3131 = 6095 votesCurrent Rating: 2964 + 3131 = 6095 votes 3131

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3735 Current Rating: 3735 + 3660 = 7395 votesCurrent Rating: 3735 + 3660 = 7395 votes 3660

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 3501 = 7198 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 3501 = 7198 votes 3501

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 4048 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 4048 = 7993 votes 4048

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 4290 = 8721 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 4290 = 8721 votes 4290

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 2900 = 5705 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 2900 = 5705 votes 2900

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2893 Current Rating: 2893 + 3189 = 6082 votesCurrent Rating: 2893 + 3189 = 6082 votes 3189

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3510 Current Rating: 3510 + 3728 = 7238 votesCurrent Rating: 3510 + 3728 = 7238 votes 3728

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3591 Current Rating: 3591 + 3628 = 7219 votesCurrent Rating: 3591 + 3628 = 7219 votes 3628

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2553 Current Rating: 2553 + 2944 = 5497 votesCurrent Rating: 2553 + 2944 = 5497 votes 2944

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 4002 = 6910 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 4002 = 6910 votes 4002






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