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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4101 Current Rating: 4101 + 4220 = 8321 votesCurrent Rating: 4101 + 4220 = 8321 votes 4220

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6312 Current Rating: 6312 + 6349 = 12661 votesCurrent Rating: 6312 + 6349 = 12661 votes 6349

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3247 Current Rating: 3247 + 3586 = 6833 votesCurrent Rating: 3247 + 3586 = 6833 votes 3586

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3298 Current Rating: 3298 + 3172 = 6470 votesCurrent Rating: 3298 + 3172 = 6470 votes 3172

[557] 19: Save a cow
3334 Current Rating: 3334 + 2908 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3334 + 2908 = 6242 votes 2908

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14774 Current Rating: 14774 + 16928 = 31702 votesCurrent Rating: 14774 + 16928 = 31702 votes 16928

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10302 Current Rating: 10302 + 11186 = 21488 votesCurrent Rating: 10302 + 11186 = 21488 votes 11186

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15081 Current Rating: 15081 + 23261 = 38342 votesCurrent Rating: 15081 + 23261 = 38342 votes 23261

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12730 Current Rating: 12730 + 14410 = 27140 votesCurrent Rating: 12730 + 14410 = 27140 votes 14410

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18428 Current Rating: 18428 + 69235 = 87663 votesCurrent Rating: 18428 + 69235 = 87663 votes 69235

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12610 Current Rating: 12610 + 15459 = 28069 votesCurrent Rating: 12610 + 15459 = 28069 votes 15459

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6646 Current Rating: 6646 + 6288 = 12934 votesCurrent Rating: 6646 + 6288 = 12934 votes 6288

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6460 Current Rating: 6460 + 6387 = 12847 votesCurrent Rating: 6460 + 6387 = 12847 votes 6387

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4335 Current Rating: 4335 + 4348 = 8683 votesCurrent Rating: 4335 + 4348 = 8683 votes 4348

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18817 Current Rating: 18817 + 19248 = 38065 votesCurrent Rating: 18817 + 19248 = 38065 votes 19248


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10599 Current Rating: 10599 + 10939 = 21538 votesCurrent Rating: 10599 + 10939 = 21538 votes 10939

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6175 Current Rating: 6175 + 5974 = 12149 votesCurrent Rating: 6175 + 5974 = 12149 votes 5974

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7896 Current Rating: 7896 + 7823 = 15719 votesCurrent Rating: 7896 + 7823 = 15719 votes 7823

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12756 Current Rating: 12756 + 13469 = 26225 votesCurrent Rating: 12756 + 13469 = 26225 votes 13469

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5530 Current Rating: 5530 + 5346 = 10876 votesCurrent Rating: 5530 + 5346 = 10876 votes 5346

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12922 Current Rating: 12922 + 14333 = 27255 votesCurrent Rating: 12922 + 14333 = 27255 votes 14333

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11637 Current Rating: 11637 + 11199 = 22836 votesCurrent Rating: 11637 + 11199 = 22836 votes 11199

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20914 Current Rating: 20914 + 21478 = 42392 votesCurrent Rating: 20914 + 21478 = 42392 votes 21478

[538] 17: A real man
6591 Current Rating: 6591 + 6538 = 13129 votesCurrent Rating: 6591 + 6538 = 13129 votes 6538

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14359 Current Rating: 14359 + 14531 = 28890 votesCurrent Rating: 14359 + 14531 = 28890 votes 14531

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6204 Current Rating: 6204 + 6282 = 12486 votesCurrent Rating: 6204 + 6282 = 12486 votes 6282

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16581 Current Rating: 16581 + 17075 = 33656 votesCurrent Rating: 16581 + 17075 = 33656 votes 17075

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14879 Current Rating: 14879 + 15350 = 30229 votesCurrent Rating: 14879 + 15350 = 30229 votes 15350

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13824 Current Rating: 13824 + 14155 = 27979 votesCurrent Rating: 13824 + 14155 = 27979 votes 14155

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10832 Current Rating: 10832 + 10646 = 21478 votesCurrent Rating: 10832 + 10646 = 21478 votes 10646

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2420 Current Rating: 2420 + 2749 = 5169 votesCurrent Rating: 2420 + 2749 = 5169 votes 2749

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1886 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1886 = 3680 votes 1886

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3446 Current Rating: 3446 + 3802 = 7248 votesCurrent Rating: 3446 + 3802 = 7248 votes 3802

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1416 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1416 = 3219 votes 1416

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1353 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1353 = 2552 votes 1353

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1536 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1536 = 2967 votes 1536


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1550 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1550 = 3103 votes 1550

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 3720 = 5663 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 3720 = 5663 votes 3720

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 2600 = 4654 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 2600 = 4654 votes 2600

[522] 26: Hey babe
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 3091 = 5558 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 3091 = 5558 votes 3091

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5115 Current Rating: 5115 + 5646 = 10761 votesCurrent Rating: 5115 + 5646 = 10761 votes 5646

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7446 Current Rating: 7446 + 7697 = 15143 votesCurrent Rating: 7446 + 7697 = 15143 votes 7697

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24967 Current Rating: 24967 + 26593 = 51560 votesCurrent Rating: 24967 + 26593 = 51560 votes 26593

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9422 Current Rating: 9422 + 9318 = 18740 votesCurrent Rating: 9422 + 9318 = 18740 votes 9318

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12330 Current Rating: 12330 + 12819 = 25149 votesCurrent Rating: 12330 + 12819 = 25149 votes 12819

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10260 Current Rating: 10260 + 10827 = 21087 votesCurrent Rating: 10260 + 10827 = 21087 votes 10827

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26853 Current Rating: 26853 + 28104 = 54957 votesCurrent Rating: 26853 + 28104 = 54957 votes 28104

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
39036 Current Rating: 39036 + 38787 = 77823 votesCurrent Rating: 39036 + 38787 = 77823 votes 38787

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24597 Current Rating: 24597 + 25538 = 50135 votesCurrent Rating: 24597 + 25538 = 50135 votes 25538

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11482 Current Rating: 11482 + 11785 = 23267 votesCurrent Rating: 11482 + 11785 = 23267 votes 11785

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27444 Current Rating: 27444 + 27920 = 55364 votesCurrent Rating: 27444 + 27920 = 55364 votes 27920

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1847 = 3604 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1847 = 3604 votes 1847

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28634 Current Rating: 28634 + 29178 = 57812 votesCurrent Rating: 28634 + 29178 = 57812 votes 29178

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6376 Current Rating: 6376 + 6517 = 12893 votesCurrent Rating: 6376 + 6517 = 12893 votes 6517

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12108 Current Rating: 12108 + 12433 = 24541 votesCurrent Rating: 12108 + 12433 = 24541 votes 12433

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9049 Current Rating: 9049 + 8613 = 17662 votesCurrent Rating: 9049 + 8613 = 17662 votes 8613

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7463 Current Rating: 7463 + 7223 = 14686 votesCurrent Rating: 7463 + 7223 = 14686 votes 7223


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
26407 Current Rating: 26407 + 30684 = 57091 votesCurrent Rating: 26407 + 30684 = 57091 votes 30684

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4955 Current Rating: 4955 + 4882 = 9837 votesCurrent Rating: 4955 + 4882 = 9837 votes 4882

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4090 Current Rating: 4090 + 3857 = 7947 votesCurrent Rating: 4090 + 3857 = 7947 votes 3857

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7693 Current Rating: 7693 + 7567 = 15260 votesCurrent Rating: 7693 + 7567 = 15260 votes 7567

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6151 Current Rating: 6151 + 6464 = 12615 votesCurrent Rating: 6151 + 6464 = 12615 votes 6464

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6121 Current Rating: 6121 + 5913 = 12034 votesCurrent Rating: 6121 + 5913 = 12034 votes 5913

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4234 Current Rating: 4234 + 4157 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 4234 + 4157 = 8391 votes 4157

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5402 Current Rating: 5402 + 5292 = 10694 votesCurrent Rating: 5402 + 5292 = 10694 votes 5292

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 4319 = 8677 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 4319 = 8677 votes 4319

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11946 Current Rating: 11946 + 17073 = 29019 votesCurrent Rating: 11946 + 17073 = 29019 votes 17073

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13676 Current Rating: 13676 + 15979 = 29655 votesCurrent Rating: 13676 + 15979 = 29655 votes 15979

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9008 Current Rating: 9008 + 8609 = 17617 votesCurrent Rating: 9008 + 8609 = 17617 votes 8609

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8805 Current Rating: 8805 + 8384 = 17189 votesCurrent Rating: 8805 + 8384 = 17189 votes 8384

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7800 Current Rating: 7800 + 7149 = 14949 votesCurrent Rating: 7800 + 7149 = 14949 votes 7149

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7772 Current Rating: 7772 + 7354 = 15126 votesCurrent Rating: 7772 + 7354 = 15126 votes 7354

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21049 Current Rating: 21049 + 20891 = 41940 votesCurrent Rating: 21049 + 20891 = 41940 votes 20891

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11841 Current Rating: 11841 + 12112 = 23953 votesCurrent Rating: 11841 + 12112 = 23953 votes 12112

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9675 Current Rating: 9675 + 10422 = 20097 votesCurrent Rating: 9675 + 10422 = 20097 votes 10422

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9065 Current Rating: 9065 + 8986 = 18051 votesCurrent Rating: 9065 + 8986 = 18051 votes 8986

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10767 Current Rating: 10767 + 10873 = 21640 votesCurrent Rating: 10767 + 10873 = 21640 votes 10873

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31709 Current Rating: 31709 + 32172 = 63881 votesCurrent Rating: 31709 + 32172 = 63881 votes 32172

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9461 Current Rating: 9461 + 9191 = 18652 votesCurrent Rating: 9461 + 9191 = 18652 votes 9191


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9899 Current Rating: 9899 + 10591 = 20490 votesCurrent Rating: 9899 + 10591 = 20490 votes 10591

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12920 Current Rating: 12920 + 14564 = 27484 votesCurrent Rating: 12920 + 14564 = 27484 votes 14564

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13070 Current Rating: 13070 + 14647 = 27717 votesCurrent Rating: 13070 + 14647 = 27717 votes 14647

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27833 Current Rating: 27833 + 28214 = 56047 votesCurrent Rating: 27833 + 28214 = 56047 votes 28214

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12558 Current Rating: 12558 + 14314 = 26872 votesCurrent Rating: 12558 + 14314 = 26872 votes 14314

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
29608 Current Rating: 29608 + 35494 = 65102 votesCurrent Rating: 29608 + 35494 = 65102 votes 35494

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11183 Current Rating: 11183 + 11829 = 23012 votesCurrent Rating: 11183 + 11829 = 23012 votes 11829

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10542 Current Rating: 10542 + 10340 = 20882 votesCurrent Rating: 10542 + 10340 = 20882 votes 10340

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27110 Current Rating: 27110 + 26655 = 53765 votesCurrent Rating: 27110 + 26655 = 53765 votes 26655

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9360 Current Rating: 9360 + 8980 = 18340 votesCurrent Rating: 9360 + 8980 = 18340 votes 8980

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14170 Current Rating: 14170 + 15145 = 29315 votesCurrent Rating: 14170 + 15145 = 29315 votes 15145

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11603 Current Rating: 11603 + 10973 = 22576 votesCurrent Rating: 11603 + 10973 = 22576 votes 10973

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11342 Current Rating: 11342 + 10567 = 21909 votesCurrent Rating: 11342 + 10567 = 21909 votes 10567

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7876 Current Rating: 7876 + 7047 = 14923 votesCurrent Rating: 7876 + 7047 = 14923 votes 7047

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5145 Current Rating: 5145 + 4502 = 9647 votesCurrent Rating: 5145 + 4502 = 9647 votes 4502

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6714 Current Rating: 6714 + 5990 = 12704 votesCurrent Rating: 6714 + 5990 = 12704 votes 5990

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9481 Current Rating: 9481 + 8785 = 18266 votesCurrent Rating: 9481 + 8785 = 18266 votes 8785

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5882 Current Rating: 5882 + 5522 = 11404 votesCurrent Rating: 5882 + 5522 = 11404 votes 5522

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5099 Current Rating: 5099 + 5280 = 10379 votesCurrent Rating: 5099 + 5280 = 10379 votes 5280

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5845 Current Rating: 5845 + 5101 = 10946 votesCurrent Rating: 5845 + 5101 = 10946 votes 5101

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14317 Current Rating: 14317 + 14269 = 28586 votesCurrent Rating: 14317 + 14269 = 28586 votes 14269


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9443 Current Rating: 9443 + 11243 = 20686 votesCurrent Rating: 9443 + 11243 = 20686 votes 11243

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4390 Current Rating: 4390 + 3985 = 8375 votesCurrent Rating: 4390 + 3985 = 8375 votes 3985

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1823 = 3945 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1823 = 3945 votes 1823

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4359 Current Rating: 4359 + 3749 = 8108 votesCurrent Rating: 4359 + 3749 = 8108 votes 3749

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 3177 = 6810 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 3177 = 6810 votes 3177

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6827 Current Rating: 6827 + 6689 = 13516 votesCurrent Rating: 6827 + 6689 = 13516 votes 6689

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5018 Current Rating: 5018 + 4121 = 9139 votesCurrent Rating: 5018 + 4121 = 9139 votes 4121

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2339 Current Rating: 2339 + 2709 = 5048 votesCurrent Rating: 2339 + 2709 = 5048 votes 2709

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3089 Current Rating: 3089 + 2851 = 5940 votesCurrent Rating: 3089 + 2851 = 5940 votes 2851

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 2503 = 4972 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 2503 = 4972 votes 2503

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2032 Current Rating: 2032 + 1940 = 3972 votesCurrent Rating: 2032 + 1940 = 3972 votes 1940

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3925 Current Rating: 3925 + 3491 = 7416 votesCurrent Rating: 3925 + 3491 = 7416 votes 3491

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2730 Current Rating: 2730 + 2584 = 5314 votesCurrent Rating: 2730 + 2584 = 5314 votes 2584

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6097 Current Rating: 6097 + 5604 = 11701 votesCurrent Rating: 6097 + 5604 = 11701 votes 5604

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4106 Current Rating: 4106 + 4130 = 8236 votesCurrent Rating: 4106 + 4130 = 8236 votes 4130

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2880 = 6027 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2880 = 6027 votes 2880

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7120 Current Rating: 7120 + 6768 = 13888 votesCurrent Rating: 7120 + 6768 = 13888 votes 6768

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2971 Current Rating: 2971 + 3157 = 6128 votesCurrent Rating: 2971 + 3157 = 6128 votes 3157

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
4188 Current Rating: 4188 + 4035 = 8223 votesCurrent Rating: 4188 + 4035 = 8223 votes 4035

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6194 Current Rating: 6194 + 6538 = 12732 votesCurrent Rating: 6194 + 6538 = 12732 votes 6538

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17465 Current Rating: 17465 + 17084 = 34549 votesCurrent Rating: 17465 + 17084 = 34549 votes 17084


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 2829 = 5513 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 2829 = 5513 votes 2829

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5523 Current Rating: 5523 + 4766 = 10289 votesCurrent Rating: 5523 + 4766 = 10289 votes 4766

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
66832 Current Rating: 66832 + 67356 = 134188 votesCurrent Rating: 66832 + 67356 = 134188 votes 67356

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
312025 Current Rating: 312025 + 311580 = 623605 votesCurrent Rating: 312025 + 311580 = 623605 votes 311580

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15337 Current Rating: 15337 + 15761 = 31098 votesCurrent Rating: 15337 + 15761 = 31098 votes 15761

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2812 Current Rating: 2812 + 2668 = 5480 votesCurrent Rating: 2812 + 2668 = 5480 votes 2668

[434] 21: If you went camping
3126 Current Rating: 3126 + 3469 = 6595 votesCurrent Rating: 3126 + 3469 = 6595 votes 3469

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11705 Current Rating: 11705 + 19617 = 31322 votesCurrent Rating: 11705 + 19617 = 31322 votes 19617

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
12726 Current Rating: 12726 + 17496 = 30222 votesCurrent Rating: 12726 + 17496 = 30222 votes 17496

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4592 Current Rating: 4592 + 4267 = 8859 votesCurrent Rating: 4592 + 4267 = 8859 votes 4267

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 5432 = 9042 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 5432 = 9042 votes 5432

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2681 Current Rating: 2681 + 2899 = 5580 votesCurrent Rating: 2681 + 2899 = 5580 votes 2899

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4224 Current Rating: 4224 + 3633 = 7857 votesCurrent Rating: 4224 + 3633 = 7857 votes 3633

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3115 Current Rating: 3115 + 2992 = 6107 votesCurrent Rating: 3115 + 2992 = 6107 votes 2992

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2982 Current Rating: 2982 + 2891 = 5873 votesCurrent Rating: 2982 + 2891 = 5873 votes 2891

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
9830 Current Rating: 9830 + 10397 = 20227 votesCurrent Rating: 9830 + 10397 = 20227 votes 10397

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 2486 = 5139 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 2486 = 5139 votes 2486

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3026 Current Rating: 3026 + 3573 = 6599 votesCurrent Rating: 3026 + 3573 = 6599 votes 3573

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3425 Current Rating: 3425 + 2961 = 6386 votesCurrent Rating: 3425 + 2961 = 6386 votes 2961


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2936 Current Rating: 2936 + 3114 = 6050 votesCurrent Rating: 2936 + 3114 = 6050 votes 3114

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4010 Current Rating: 4010 + 3602 = 7612 votesCurrent Rating: 4010 + 3602 = 7612 votes 3602

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3333 = 7162 votes 3333

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3763 Current Rating: 3763 + 3383 = 7146 votesCurrent Rating: 3763 + 3383 = 7146 votes 3383

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 3044 = 6035 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 3044 = 6035 votes 3044

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 3827 = 8050 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 3827 = 8050 votes 3827

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6763 Current Rating: 6763 + 7158 = 13921 votesCurrent Rating: 6763 + 7158 = 13921 votes 7158

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8706 Current Rating: 8706 + 7583 = 16289 votesCurrent Rating: 8706 + 7583 = 16289 votes 7583

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
5456 Current Rating: 5456 + 4487 = 9943 votesCurrent Rating: 5456 + 4487 = 9943 votes 4487

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3426 Current Rating: 3426 + 3303 = 6729 votesCurrent Rating: 3426 + 3303 = 6729 votes 3303

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 3678 = 7116 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 3678 = 7116 votes 3678

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7824 Current Rating: 7824 + 7848 = 15672 votesCurrent Rating: 7824 + 7848 = 15672 votes 7848

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4162 Current Rating: 4162 + 3875 = 8037 votesCurrent Rating: 4162 + 3875 = 8037 votes 3875

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4372 Current Rating: 4372 + 4125 = 8497 votesCurrent Rating: 4372 + 4125 = 8497 votes 4125

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5232 Current Rating: 5232 + 4627 = 9859 votesCurrent Rating: 5232 + 4627 = 9859 votes 4627

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5062 Current Rating: 5062 + 5972 = 11034 votesCurrent Rating: 5062 + 5972 = 11034 votes 5972

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
13161 Current Rating: 13161 + 13540 = 26701 votesCurrent Rating: 13161 + 13540 = 26701 votes 13540

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4603 Current Rating: 4603 + 4113 = 8716 votesCurrent Rating: 4603 + 4113 = 8716 votes 4113

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1268 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1268 = 2794 votes 1268

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3162 Current Rating: 3162 + 4471 = 7633 votesCurrent Rating: 3162 + 4471 = 7633 votes 4471


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13338 Current Rating: 13338 + 15255 = 28593 votesCurrent Rating: 13338 + 15255 = 28593 votes 15255

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
9063 Current Rating: 9063 + 8182 = 17245 votesCurrent Rating: 9063 + 8182 = 17245 votes 8182

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4196 Current Rating: 4196 + 3652 = 7848 votesCurrent Rating: 4196 + 3652 = 7848 votes 3652

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12434 Current Rating: 12434 + 14285 = 26719 votesCurrent Rating: 12434 + 14285 = 26719 votes 14285

[397] 15: I Love you
34027 Current Rating: 34027 + 33828 = 67855 votesCurrent Rating: 34027 + 33828 = 67855 votes 33828

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 6405 = 12312 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 6405 = 12312 votes 6405

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
42498 Current Rating: 42498 + 57739 = 100237 votesCurrent Rating: 42498 + 57739 = 100237 votes 57739

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3973 Current Rating: 3973 + 3532 = 7505 votesCurrent Rating: 3973 + 3532 = 7505 votes 3532

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4373 Current Rating: 4373 + 3992 = 8365 votesCurrent Rating: 4373 + 3992 = 8365 votes 3992

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4125 Current Rating: 4125 + 3940 = 8065 votesCurrent Rating: 4125 + 3940 = 8065 votes 3940

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3641 Current Rating: 3641 + 3450 = 7091 votesCurrent Rating: 3641 + 3450 = 7091 votes 3450

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 4676 = 9799 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 4676 = 9799 votes 4676

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
6221 Current Rating: 6221 + 6794 = 13015 votesCurrent Rating: 6221 + 6794 = 13015 votes 6794


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5573 Current Rating: 5573 + 5099 = 10672 votesCurrent Rating: 5573 + 5099 = 10672 votes 5099

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 3448 = 6942 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 3448 = 6942 votes 3448

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15517 Current Rating: 15517 + 15447 = 30964 votesCurrent Rating: 15517 + 15447 = 30964 votes 15447

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8780 Current Rating: 8780 + 9830 = 18610 votesCurrent Rating: 8780 + 9830 = 18610 votes 9830

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3733 Current Rating: 3733 + 3614 = 7347 votesCurrent Rating: 3733 + 3614 = 7347 votes 3614

[383] 23: This book says
4612 Current Rating: 4612 + 4009 = 8621 votesCurrent Rating: 4612 + 4009 = 8621 votes 4009

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4157 Current Rating: 4157 + 3705 = 7862 votesCurrent Rating: 4157 + 3705 = 7862 votes 3705

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9838 Current Rating: 9838 + 8921 = 18759 votesCurrent Rating: 9838 + 8921 = 18759 votes 8921

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4952 Current Rating: 4952 + 3948 = 8900 votesCurrent Rating: 4952 + 3948 = 8900 votes 3948

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 4507 = 9337 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 4507 = 9337 votes 4507

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13117 Current Rating: 13117 + 23751 = 36868 votesCurrent Rating: 13117 + 23751 = 36868 votes 23751

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13032 Current Rating: 13032 + 21667 = 34699 votesCurrent Rating: 13032 + 21667 = 34699 votes 21667

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
96911 Current Rating: 96911 + 106410 = 203321 votesCurrent Rating: 96911 + 106410 = 203321 votes 106410

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6576 Current Rating: 6576 + 6677 = 13253 votesCurrent Rating: 6576 + 6677 = 13253 votes 6677

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6659 Current Rating: 6659 + 6288 = 12947 votesCurrent Rating: 6659 + 6288 = 12947 votes 6288

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4625 Current Rating: 4625 + 3799 = 8424 votesCurrent Rating: 4625 + 3799 = 8424 votes 3799

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10498 Current Rating: 10498 + 11030 = 21528 votesCurrent Rating: 10498 + 11030 = 21528 votes 11030

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14739 Current Rating: 14739 + 15371 = 30110 votesCurrent Rating: 14739 + 15371 = 30110 votes 15371


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
7902 Current Rating: 7902 + 6932 = 14834 votesCurrent Rating: 7902 + 6932 = 14834 votes 6932

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5841 Current Rating: 5841 + 4812 = 10653 votesCurrent Rating: 5841 + 4812 = 10653 votes 4812

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5453 Current Rating: 5453 + 4666 = 10119 votesCurrent Rating: 5453 + 4666 = 10119 votes 4666

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4720 Current Rating: 4720 + 3970 = 8690 votesCurrent Rating: 4720 + 3970 = 8690 votes 3970

[366] 22: You look like crap
4663 Current Rating: 4663 + 4230 = 8893 votesCurrent Rating: 4663 + 4230 = 8893 votes 4230

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
9981 Current Rating: 9981 + 10365 = 20346 votesCurrent Rating: 9981 + 10365 = 20346 votes 10365

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13343 Current Rating: 13343 + 17317 = 30660 votesCurrent Rating: 13343 + 17317 = 30660 votes 17317

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7287 Current Rating: 7287 + 8009 = 15296 votesCurrent Rating: 7287 + 8009 = 15296 votes 8009

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4308 Current Rating: 4308 + 3982 = 8290 votesCurrent Rating: 4308 + 3982 = 8290 votes 3982

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4128 Current Rating: 4128 + 4596 = 8724 votesCurrent Rating: 4128 + 4596 = 8724 votes 4596

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6296 Current Rating: 6296 + 6235 = 12531 votesCurrent Rating: 6296 + 6235 = 12531 votes 6235

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5014 Current Rating: 5014 + 4231 = 9245 votesCurrent Rating: 5014 + 4231 = 9245 votes 4231

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4938 Current Rating: 4938 + 4637 = 9575 votesCurrent Rating: 4938 + 4637 = 9575 votes 4637

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12554 Current Rating: 12554 + 12137 = 24691 votesCurrent Rating: 12554 + 12137 = 24691 votes 12137

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3769 Current Rating: 3769 + 3959 = 7728 votesCurrent Rating: 3769 + 3959 = 7728 votes 3959

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3894 Current Rating: 3894 + 4008 = 7902 votesCurrent Rating: 3894 + 4008 = 7902 votes 4008

[354] 1: In the old days
5628 Current Rating: 5628 + 6224 = 11852 votesCurrent Rating: 5628 + 6224 = 11852 votes 6224


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8198 Current Rating: 8198 + 7464 = 15662 votesCurrent Rating: 8198 + 7464 = 15662 votes 7464

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4091 Current Rating: 4091 + 4051 = 8142 votesCurrent Rating: 4091 + 4051 = 8142 votes 4051

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3135 Current Rating: 3135 + 3315 = 6450 votesCurrent Rating: 3135 + 3315 = 6450 votes 3315

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3996 Current Rating: 3996 + 3780 = 7776 votesCurrent Rating: 3996 + 3780 = 7776 votes 3780

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3966 Current Rating: 3966 + 3758 = 7724 votesCurrent Rating: 3966 + 3758 = 7724 votes 3758

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 4299 = 8491 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 4299 = 8491 votes 4299

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4655 Current Rating: 4655 + 4437 = 9092 votesCurrent Rating: 4655 + 4437 = 9092 votes 4437

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3084 Current Rating: 3084 + 3189 = 6273 votesCurrent Rating: 3084 + 3189 = 6273 votes 3189

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3183 Current Rating: 3183 + 3484 = 6667 votesCurrent Rating: 3183 + 3484 = 6667 votes 3484

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 3966 = 8050 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 3966 = 8050 votes 3966

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4341 Current Rating: 4341 + 3955 = 8296 votesCurrent Rating: 4341 + 3955 = 8296 votes 3955

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 3211 = 6048 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 3211 = 6048 votes 3211

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3612 Current Rating: 3612 + 4561 = 8173 votesCurrent Rating: 3612 + 4561 = 8173 votes 4561






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