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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 3799 = 7467 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 3799 = 7467 votes 3799

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5447 Current Rating: 5447 + 5688 = 11135 votesCurrent Rating: 5447 + 5688 = 11135 votes 5688

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 3326 = 6341 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 3326 = 6341 votes 3326

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3023 Current Rating: 3023 + 2938 = 5961 votesCurrent Rating: 3023 + 2938 = 5961 votes 2938

[557] 19: Save a cow
2728 Current Rating: 2728 + 2466 = 5194 votesCurrent Rating: 2728 + 2466 = 5194 votes 2466

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13909 Current Rating: 13909 + 15780 = 29689 votesCurrent Rating: 13909 + 15780 = 29689 votes 15780

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9587 Current Rating: 9587 + 8734 = 18321 votesCurrent Rating: 9587 + 8734 = 18321 votes 8734

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14289 Current Rating: 14289 + 19109 = 33398 votesCurrent Rating: 14289 + 19109 = 33398 votes 19109

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12085 Current Rating: 12085 + 12712 = 24797 votesCurrent Rating: 12085 + 12712 = 24797 votes 12712

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16691 Current Rating: 16691 + 43905 = 60596 votesCurrent Rating: 16691 + 43905 = 60596 votes 43905

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12051 Current Rating: 12051 + 13389 = 25440 votesCurrent Rating: 12051 + 13389 = 25440 votes 13389

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5918 Current Rating: 5918 + 5853 = 11771 votesCurrent Rating: 5918 + 5853 = 11771 votes 5853

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6135 Current Rating: 6135 + 6134 = 12269 votesCurrent Rating: 6135 + 6134 = 12269 votes 6134

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 3927 = 7802 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 3927 = 7802 votes 3927

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18449 Current Rating: 18449 + 18873 = 37322 votesCurrent Rating: 18449 + 18873 = 37322 votes 18873


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10330 Current Rating: 10330 + 10648 = 20978 votesCurrent Rating: 10330 + 10648 = 20978 votes 10648

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5904 Current Rating: 5904 + 5674 = 11578 votesCurrent Rating: 5904 + 5674 = 11578 votes 5674

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7631 Current Rating: 7631 + 7547 = 15178 votesCurrent Rating: 7631 + 7547 = 15178 votes 7547

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12521 Current Rating: 12521 + 13087 = 25608 votesCurrent Rating: 12521 + 13087 = 25608 votes 13087

[542] 23: Have you noticed
4974 Current Rating: 4974 + 4846 = 9820 votesCurrent Rating: 4974 + 4846 = 9820 votes 4846

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12574 Current Rating: 12574 + 13906 = 26480 votesCurrent Rating: 12574 + 13906 = 26480 votes 13906

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11246 Current Rating: 11246 + 10713 = 21959 votesCurrent Rating: 11246 + 10713 = 21959 votes 10713

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20565 Current Rating: 20565 + 21126 = 41691 votesCurrent Rating: 20565 + 21126 = 41691 votes 21126

[538] 17: A real man
6235 Current Rating: 6235 + 6181 = 12416 votesCurrent Rating: 6235 + 6181 = 12416 votes 6181

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13950 Current Rating: 13950 + 14136 = 28086 votesCurrent Rating: 13950 + 14136 = 28086 votes 14136

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5735 Current Rating: 5735 + 5812 = 11547 votesCurrent Rating: 5735 + 5812 = 11547 votes 5812

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16299 Current Rating: 16299 + 16761 = 33060 votesCurrent Rating: 16299 + 16761 = 33060 votes 16761

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14523 Current Rating: 14523 + 14970 = 29493 votesCurrent Rating: 14523 + 14970 = 29493 votes 14970

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13646 Current Rating: 13646 + 13961 = 27607 votesCurrent Rating: 13646 + 13961 = 27607 votes 13961

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10431 Current Rating: 10431 + 10251 = 20682 votesCurrent Rating: 10431 + 10251 = 20682 votes 10251

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2053 Current Rating: 2053 + 2389 = 4442 votesCurrent Rating: 2053 + 2389 = 4442 votes 2389

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1541 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1541 = 2969 votes 1541

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3104 Current Rating: 3104 + 3475 = 6579 votesCurrent Rating: 3104 + 3475 = 6579 votes 3475

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1057 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1057 = 2236 votes 1057

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
754 Current Rating: 754 + 930 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 930 = 1684 votes 930

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 1242 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 1242 = 2352 votes 1242


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1162 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1162 = 2307 votes 1162

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 2881 = 4424 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 2881 = 4424 votes 2881

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 2036 = 3592 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 2036 = 3592 votes 2036

[522] 26: Hey babe
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 2750 = 4858 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 2750 = 4858 votes 2750

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4644 Current Rating: 4644 + 5184 = 9828 votesCurrent Rating: 4644 + 5184 = 9828 votes 5184

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7123 Current Rating: 7123 + 7383 = 14506 votesCurrent Rating: 7123 + 7383 = 14506 votes 7383

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24677 Current Rating: 24677 + 26224 = 50901 votesCurrent Rating: 24677 + 26224 = 50901 votes 26224

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9007 Current Rating: 9007 + 9004 = 18011 votesCurrent Rating: 9007 + 9004 = 18011 votes 9004

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12050 Current Rating: 12050 + 12518 = 24568 votesCurrent Rating: 12050 + 12518 = 24568 votes 12518

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9803 Current Rating: 9803 + 10513 = 20316 votesCurrent Rating: 9803 + 10513 = 20316 votes 10513

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26005 Current Rating: 26005 + 27390 = 53395 votesCurrent Rating: 26005 + 27390 = 53395 votes 27390

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35498 Current Rating: 35498 + 36156 = 71654 votesCurrent Rating: 35498 + 36156 = 71654 votes 36156

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24334 Current Rating: 24334 + 25233 = 49567 votesCurrent Rating: 24334 + 25233 = 49567 votes 25233

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
10972 Current Rating: 10972 + 11295 = 22267 votesCurrent Rating: 10972 + 11295 = 22267 votes 11295

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27214 Current Rating: 27214 + 27698 = 54912 votesCurrent Rating: 27214 + 27698 = 54912 votes 27698

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1435 = 2772 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1435 = 2772 votes 1435

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28271 Current Rating: 28271 + 28822 = 57093 votesCurrent Rating: 28271 + 28822 = 57093 votes 28822

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6014 Current Rating: 6014 + 6186 = 12200 votesCurrent Rating: 6014 + 6186 = 12200 votes 6186

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11647 Current Rating: 11647 + 11910 = 23557 votesCurrent Rating: 11647 + 11910 = 23557 votes 11910

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8483 Current Rating: 8483 + 8219 = 16702 votesCurrent Rating: 8483 + 8219 = 16702 votes 8219

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6496 Current Rating: 6496 + 6599 = 13095 votesCurrent Rating: 6496 + 6599 = 13095 votes 6599


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
21396 Current Rating: 21396 + 25594 = 46990 votesCurrent Rating: 21396 + 25594 = 46990 votes 25594

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4597 Current Rating: 4597 + 4547 = 9144 votesCurrent Rating: 4597 + 4547 = 9144 votes 4547

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3533 Current Rating: 3533 + 3564 = 7097 votesCurrent Rating: 3533 + 3564 = 7097 votes 3564

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7125 Current Rating: 7125 + 7109 = 14234 votesCurrent Rating: 7125 + 7109 = 14234 votes 7109

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5779 Current Rating: 5779 + 6092 = 11871 votesCurrent Rating: 5779 + 6092 = 11871 votes 6092

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5494 Current Rating: 5494 + 5378 = 10872 votesCurrent Rating: 5494 + 5378 = 10872 votes 5378

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3823 Current Rating: 3823 + 3765 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 3823 + 3765 = 7588 votes 3765

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4902 Current Rating: 4902 + 4807 = 9709 votesCurrent Rating: 4902 + 4807 = 9709 votes 4807

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 3696 = 7394 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 3696 = 7394 votes 3696

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11503 Current Rating: 11503 + 14090 = 25593 votesCurrent Rating: 11503 + 14090 = 25593 votes 14090

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13259 Current Rating: 13259 + 14983 = 28242 votesCurrent Rating: 13259 + 14983 = 28242 votes 14983

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8518 Current Rating: 8518 + 8298 = 16816 votesCurrent Rating: 8518 + 8298 = 16816 votes 8298

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8567 Current Rating: 8567 + 8159 = 16726 votesCurrent Rating: 8567 + 8159 = 16726 votes 8159

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
6992 Current Rating: 6992 + 6721 = 13713 votesCurrent Rating: 6992 + 6721 = 13713 votes 6721

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7544 Current Rating: 7544 + 7150 = 14694 votesCurrent Rating: 7544 + 7150 = 14694 votes 7150

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20324 Current Rating: 20324 + 20345 = 40669 votesCurrent Rating: 20324 + 20345 = 40669 votes 20345

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11306 Current Rating: 11306 + 11587 = 22893 votesCurrent Rating: 11306 + 11587 = 22893 votes 11587

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9143 Current Rating: 9143 + 8219 = 17362 votesCurrent Rating: 9143 + 8219 = 17362 votes 8219

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8529 Current Rating: 8529 + 8484 = 17013 votesCurrent Rating: 8529 + 8484 = 17013 votes 8484

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10273 Current Rating: 10273 + 10302 = 20575 votesCurrent Rating: 10273 + 10302 = 20575 votes 10302

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31148 Current Rating: 31148 + 31692 = 62840 votesCurrent Rating: 31148 + 31692 = 62840 votes 31692

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9038 Current Rating: 9038 + 8850 = 17888 votesCurrent Rating: 9038 + 8850 = 17888 votes 8850


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8847 Current Rating: 8847 + 8243 = 17090 votesCurrent Rating: 8847 + 8243 = 17090 votes 8243

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12678 Current Rating: 12678 + 14161 = 26839 votesCurrent Rating: 12678 + 14161 = 26839 votes 14161

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12609 Current Rating: 12609 + 13919 = 26528 votesCurrent Rating: 12609 + 13919 = 26528 votes 13919

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27637 Current Rating: 27637 + 28068 = 55705 votesCurrent Rating: 27637 + 28068 = 55705 votes 28068

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11753 Current Rating: 11753 + 13180 = 24933 votesCurrent Rating: 11753 + 13180 = 24933 votes 13180

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
23013 Current Rating: 23013 + 28176 = 51189 votesCurrent Rating: 23013 + 28176 = 51189 votes 28176

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10680 Current Rating: 10680 + 11378 = 22058 votesCurrent Rating: 10680 + 11378 = 22058 votes 11378

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10153 Current Rating: 10153 + 9929 = 20082 votesCurrent Rating: 10153 + 9929 = 20082 votes 9929

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25808 Current Rating: 25808 + 25878 = 51686 votesCurrent Rating: 25808 + 25878 = 51686 votes 25878

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8781 Current Rating: 8781 + 8503 = 17284 votesCurrent Rating: 8781 + 8503 = 17284 votes 8503

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13788 Current Rating: 13788 + 14715 = 28503 votesCurrent Rating: 13788 + 14715 = 28503 votes 14715

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11148 Current Rating: 11148 + 10535 = 21683 votesCurrent Rating: 11148 + 10535 = 21683 votes 10535

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10765 Current Rating: 10765 + 10066 = 20831 votesCurrent Rating: 10765 + 10066 = 20831 votes 10066

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7592 Current Rating: 7592 + 6764 = 14356 votesCurrent Rating: 7592 + 6764 = 14356 votes 6764

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4362 Current Rating: 4362 + 4002 = 8364 votesCurrent Rating: 4362 + 4002 = 8364 votes 4002

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6230 Current Rating: 6230 + 5695 = 11925 votesCurrent Rating: 6230 + 5695 = 11925 votes 5695

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9275 Current Rating: 9275 + 8602 = 17877 votesCurrent Rating: 9275 + 8602 = 17877 votes 8602

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5379 Current Rating: 5379 + 5053 = 10432 votesCurrent Rating: 5379 + 5053 = 10432 votes 5053

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4695 Current Rating: 4695 + 4886 = 9581 votesCurrent Rating: 4695 + 4886 = 9581 votes 4886

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 4794 = 9979 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 4794 = 9979 votes 4794

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13759 Current Rating: 13759 + 13156 = 26915 votesCurrent Rating: 13759 + 13156 = 26915 votes 13156


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7315 Current Rating: 7315 + 6645 = 13960 votesCurrent Rating: 7315 + 6645 = 13960 votes 6645

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3829 Current Rating: 3829 + 3447 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3829 + 3447 = 7276 votes 3447

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1497 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1497 = 3257 votes 1497

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3781 Current Rating: 3781 + 3323 = 7104 votesCurrent Rating: 3781 + 3323 = 7104 votes 3323

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 2876 = 6189 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 2876 = 6189 votes 2876

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6288 Current Rating: 6288 + 6332 = 12620 votesCurrent Rating: 6288 + 6332 = 12620 votes 6332

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4323 Current Rating: 4323 + 3774 = 8097 votesCurrent Rating: 4323 + 3774 = 8097 votes 3774

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 2378 = 4390 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 2378 = 4390 votes 2378

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2583 Current Rating: 2583 + 2360 = 4943 votesCurrent Rating: 2583 + 2360 = 4943 votes 2360

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2017 Current Rating: 2017 + 2058 = 4075 votesCurrent Rating: 2017 + 2058 = 4075 votes 2058

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1745 = 3586 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1745 = 3586 votes 1745

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3422 Current Rating: 3422 + 3001 = 6423 votesCurrent Rating: 3422 + 3001 = 6423 votes 3001

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1969 = 4038 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1969 = 4038 votes 1969

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5582 Current Rating: 5582 + 5139 = 10721 votesCurrent Rating: 5582 + 5139 = 10721 votes 5139

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3659 Current Rating: 3659 + 3703 = 7362 votesCurrent Rating: 3659 + 3703 = 7362 votes 3703

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
2998 Current Rating: 2998 + 2743 = 5741 votesCurrent Rating: 2998 + 2743 = 5741 votes 2743

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6607 Current Rating: 6607 + 6276 = 12883 votesCurrent Rating: 6607 + 6276 = 12883 votes 6276

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2986 = 5755 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2986 = 5755 votes 2986

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3112 Current Rating: 3112 + 3236 = 6348 votesCurrent Rating: 3112 + 3236 = 6348 votes 3236

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5825 Current Rating: 5825 + 6173 = 11998 votesCurrent Rating: 5825 + 6173 = 11998 votes 6173

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17058 Current Rating: 17058 + 16664 = 33722 votesCurrent Rating: 17058 + 16664 = 33722 votes 16664


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 2375 = 4560 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 2375 = 4560 votes 2375

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4507 Current Rating: 4507 + 4363 = 8870 votesCurrent Rating: 4507 + 4363 = 8870 votes 4363

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
22904 Current Rating: 22904 + 24665 = 47569 votesCurrent Rating: 22904 + 24665 = 47569 votes 24665

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
144911 Current Rating: 144911 + 154351 = 299262 votesCurrent Rating: 144911 + 154351 = 299262 votes 154351

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14737 Current Rating: 14737 + 15182 = 29919 votesCurrent Rating: 14737 + 15182 = 29919 votes 15182

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 2366 = 4833 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 2366 = 4833 votes 2366

[434] 21: If you went camping
2739 Current Rating: 2739 + 3066 = 5805 votesCurrent Rating: 2739 + 3066 = 5805 votes 3066

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
10993 Current Rating: 10993 + 14117 = 25110 votesCurrent Rating: 10993 + 14117 = 25110 votes 14117

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
10769 Current Rating: 10769 + 9825 = 20594 votesCurrent Rating: 10769 + 9825 = 20594 votes 9825

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3799 Current Rating: 3799 + 3828 = 7627 votesCurrent Rating: 3799 + 3828 = 7627 votes 3828

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2767 Current Rating: 2767 + 4094 = 6861 votesCurrent Rating: 2767 + 4094 = 6861 votes 4094

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2418 Current Rating: 2418 + 2602 = 5020 votesCurrent Rating: 2418 + 2602 = 5020 votes 2602

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2744 Current Rating: 2744 + 2986 = 5730 votesCurrent Rating: 2744 + 2986 = 5730 votes 2986

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2517 Current Rating: 2517 + 2554 = 5071 votesCurrent Rating: 2517 + 2554 = 5071 votes 2554

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2708 Current Rating: 2708 + 2662 = 5370 votesCurrent Rating: 2708 + 2662 = 5370 votes 2662

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
6062 Current Rating: 6062 + 7075 = 13137 votesCurrent Rating: 6062 + 7075 = 13137 votes 7075

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2423 Current Rating: 2423 + 2233 = 4656 votesCurrent Rating: 2423 + 2233 = 4656 votes 2233

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 2879 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 2879 = 5365 votes 2879

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2734 = 5673 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2734 = 5673 votes 2734


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2238 Current Rating: 2238 + 2298 = 4536 votesCurrent Rating: 2238 + 2298 = 4536 votes 2298

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3598 Current Rating: 3598 + 3201 = 6799 votesCurrent Rating: 3598 + 3201 = 6799 votes 3201

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3303 = 7121 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3303 = 7121 votes 3303

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3411 Current Rating: 3411 + 3073 = 6484 votesCurrent Rating: 3411 + 3073 = 6484 votes 3073

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2600 Current Rating: 2600 + 2660 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2600 + 2660 = 5260 votes 2660

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
3975 Current Rating: 3975 + 3599 = 7574 votesCurrent Rating: 3975 + 3599 = 7574 votes 3599

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6325 Current Rating: 6325 + 6917 = 13242 votesCurrent Rating: 6325 + 6917 = 13242 votes 6917

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
7993 Current Rating: 7993 + 7306 = 15299 votesCurrent Rating: 7993 + 7306 = 15299 votes 7306

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3062 Current Rating: 3062 + 3541 = 6603 votesCurrent Rating: 3062 + 3541 = 6603 votes 3541

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3042 Current Rating: 3042 + 2916 = 5958 votesCurrent Rating: 3042 + 2916 = 5958 votes 2916

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 3369 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 3369 = 6323 votes 3369

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6780 Current Rating: 6780 + 7523 = 14303 votesCurrent Rating: 6780 + 7523 = 14303 votes 7523

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3727 Current Rating: 3727 + 3466 = 7193 votesCurrent Rating: 3727 + 3466 = 7193 votes 3466

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3901 Current Rating: 3901 + 3807 = 7708 votesCurrent Rating: 3901 + 3807 = 7708 votes 3807

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4748 Current Rating: 4748 + 4155 = 8903 votesCurrent Rating: 4748 + 4155 = 8903 votes 4155

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4842 Current Rating: 4842 + 5766 = 10608 votesCurrent Rating: 4842 + 5766 = 10608 votes 5766

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
10792 Current Rating: 10792 + 11623 = 22415 votesCurrent Rating: 10792 + 11623 = 22415 votes 11623

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 3682 = 7838 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 3682 = 7838 votes 3682

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 885 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 885 = 1947 votes 885

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2229 Current Rating: 2229 + 2705 = 4934 votesCurrent Rating: 2229 + 2705 = 4934 votes 2705


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12325 Current Rating: 12325 + 13372 = 25697 votesCurrent Rating: 12325 + 13372 = 25697 votes 13372

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7384 Current Rating: 7384 + 7423 = 14807 votesCurrent Rating: 7384 + 7423 = 14807 votes 7423

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3808 Current Rating: 3808 + 3292 = 7100 votesCurrent Rating: 3808 + 3292 = 7100 votes 3292

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11222 Current Rating: 11222 + 11614 = 22836 votesCurrent Rating: 11222 + 11614 = 22836 votes 11614

[397] 15: I Love you
31037 Current Rating: 31037 + 32457 = 63494 votesCurrent Rating: 31037 + 32457 = 63494 votes 32457

[396] 14: Hey, come on
4959 Current Rating: 4959 + 6014 = 10973 votesCurrent Rating: 4959 + 6014 = 10973 votes 6014

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
17576 Current Rating: 17576 + 21324 = 38900 votesCurrent Rating: 17576 + 21324 = 38900 votes 21324

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 3161 = 6728 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 3161 = 6728 votes 3161

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4011 Current Rating: 4011 + 3775 = 7786 votesCurrent Rating: 4011 + 3775 = 7786 votes 3775

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3606 Current Rating: 3606 + 3424 = 7030 votesCurrent Rating: 3606 + 3424 = 7030 votes 3424

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3147 Current Rating: 3147 + 2982 = 6129 votesCurrent Rating: 3147 + 2982 = 6129 votes 2982

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4949 Current Rating: 4949 + 4505 = 9454 votesCurrent Rating: 4949 + 4505 = 9454 votes 4505

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3486 Current Rating: 3486 + 5294 = 8780 votesCurrent Rating: 3486 + 5294 = 8780 votes 5294


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4940 Current Rating: 4940 + 4539 = 9479 votesCurrent Rating: 4940 + 4539 = 9479 votes 4539

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 2807 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 2807 = 5659 votes 2807

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14784 Current Rating: 14784 + 14718 = 29502 votesCurrent Rating: 14784 + 14718 = 29502 votes 14718

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7801 Current Rating: 7801 + 9333 = 17134 votesCurrent Rating: 7801 + 9333 = 17134 votes 9333

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 3334 = 6766 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 3334 = 6766 votes 3334

[383] 23: This book says
4246 Current Rating: 4246 + 3674 = 7920 votesCurrent Rating: 4246 + 3674 = 7920 votes 3674

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 3145 = 6764 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 3145 = 6764 votes 3145

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8336 Current Rating: 8336 + 8388 = 16724 votesCurrent Rating: 8336 + 8388 = 16724 votes 8388

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3397 Current Rating: 3397 + 3117 = 6514 votesCurrent Rating: 3397 + 3117 = 6514 votes 3117

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4485 Current Rating: 4485 + 4167 = 8652 votesCurrent Rating: 4485 + 4167 = 8652 votes 4167

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11765 Current Rating: 11765 + 13126 = 24891 votesCurrent Rating: 11765 + 13126 = 24891 votes 13126

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
11952 Current Rating: 11952 + 14404 = 26356 votesCurrent Rating: 11952 + 14404 = 26356 votes 14404

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
58225 Current Rating: 58225 + 58666 = 116891 votesCurrent Rating: 58225 + 58666 = 116891 votes 58666

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5294 Current Rating: 5294 + 5975 = 11269 votesCurrent Rating: 5294 + 5975 = 11269 votes 5975

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
5971 Current Rating: 5971 + 5842 = 11813 votesCurrent Rating: 5971 + 5842 = 11813 votes 5842

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4102 Current Rating: 4102 + 3421 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 4102 + 3421 = 7523 votes 3421

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9838 Current Rating: 9838 + 10492 = 20330 votesCurrent Rating: 9838 + 10492 = 20330 votes 10492

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
11333 Current Rating: 11333 + 10674 = 22007 votesCurrent Rating: 11333 + 10674 = 22007 votes 10674


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4694 Current Rating: 4694 + 5864 = 10558 votesCurrent Rating: 4694 + 5864 = 10558 votes 5864

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4648 Current Rating: 4648 + 4288 = 8936 votesCurrent Rating: 4648 + 4288 = 8936 votes 4288

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4911 Current Rating: 4911 + 4178 = 9089 votesCurrent Rating: 4911 + 4178 = 9089 votes 4178

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4020 Current Rating: 4020 + 3584 = 7604 votesCurrent Rating: 4020 + 3584 = 7604 votes 3584

[366] 22: You look like crap
3837 Current Rating: 3837 + 3761 = 7598 votesCurrent Rating: 3837 + 3761 = 7598 votes 3761

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6330 Current Rating: 6330 + 6336 = 12666 votesCurrent Rating: 6330 + 6336 = 12666 votes 6336

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12779 Current Rating: 12779 + 15424 = 28203 votesCurrent Rating: 12779 + 15424 = 28203 votes 15424

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6314 Current Rating: 6314 + 5546 = 11860 votesCurrent Rating: 6314 + 5546 = 11860 votes 5546

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4066 Current Rating: 4066 + 3801 = 7867 votesCurrent Rating: 4066 + 3801 = 7867 votes 3801

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3668 Current Rating: 3668 + 4188 = 7856 votesCurrent Rating: 3668 + 4188 = 7856 votes 4188

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5799 Current Rating: 5799 + 5868 = 11667 votesCurrent Rating: 5799 + 5868 = 11667 votes 5868

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4752 Current Rating: 4752 + 4018 = 8770 votesCurrent Rating: 4752 + 4018 = 8770 votes 4018

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4517 Current Rating: 4517 + 4242 = 8759 votesCurrent Rating: 4517 + 4242 = 8759 votes 4242

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11694 Current Rating: 11694 + 10904 = 22598 votesCurrent Rating: 11694 + 10904 = 22598 votes 10904

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3356 Current Rating: 3356 + 3558 = 6914 votesCurrent Rating: 3356 + 3558 = 6914 votes 3558

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3365 Current Rating: 3365 + 3625 = 6990 votesCurrent Rating: 3365 + 3625 = 6990 votes 3625

[354] 1: In the old days
5180 Current Rating: 5180 + 5791 = 10971 votesCurrent Rating: 5180 + 5791 = 10971 votes 5791


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7672 Current Rating: 7672 + 7037 = 14709 votesCurrent Rating: 7672 + 7037 = 14709 votes 7037

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3589 Current Rating: 3589 + 3542 = 7131 votesCurrent Rating: 3589 + 3542 = 7131 votes 3542

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2853 Current Rating: 2853 + 3017 = 5870 votesCurrent Rating: 2853 + 3017 = 5870 votes 3017

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3611 Current Rating: 3611 + 3584 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3611 + 3584 = 7195 votes 3584

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3522 Current Rating: 3522 + 3322 = 6844 votesCurrent Rating: 3522 + 3322 = 6844 votes 3322

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 3910 = 7725 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 3910 = 7725 votes 3910

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4306 Current Rating: 4306 + 4185 = 8491 votesCurrent Rating: 4306 + 4185 = 8491 votes 4185

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2651 Current Rating: 2651 + 2746 = 5397 votesCurrent Rating: 2651 + 2746 = 5397 votes 2746

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2979 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2979 = 5659 votes 2979

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3338 Current Rating: 3338 + 3571 = 6909 votesCurrent Rating: 3338 + 3571 = 6909 votes 3571

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 3367 = 6622 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 3367 = 6622 votes 3367

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 2757 = 5142 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 2757 = 5142 votes 2757

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2493 Current Rating: 2493 + 3527 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 2493 + 3527 = 6020 votes 3527






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