first
home
random
best
downloads




Faceless
The Second Collection
NOW AVAILABLE


Archives: 2017 2016 2015 2014
2013 2012 2011 2010 2009

Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 4075 = 8017 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 4075 = 8017 votes 4075

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6047 Current Rating: 6047 + 6156 = 12203 votesCurrent Rating: 6047 + 6156 = 12203 votes 6156

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3167 Current Rating: 3167 + 3503 = 6670 votesCurrent Rating: 3167 + 3503 = 6670 votes 3503

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3197 Current Rating: 3197 + 3084 = 6281 votesCurrent Rating: 3197 + 3084 = 6281 votes 3084

[557] 19: Save a cow
3105 Current Rating: 3105 + 2752 = 5857 votesCurrent Rating: 3105 + 2752 = 5857 votes 2752

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14437 Current Rating: 14437 + 16564 = 31001 votesCurrent Rating: 14437 + 16564 = 31001 votes 16564

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10035 Current Rating: 10035 + 11033 = 21068 votesCurrent Rating: 10035 + 11033 = 21068 votes 11033

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14824 Current Rating: 14824 + 21330 = 36154 votesCurrent Rating: 14824 + 21330 = 36154 votes 21330

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12500 Current Rating: 12500 + 13741 = 26241 votesCurrent Rating: 12500 + 13741 = 26241 votes 13741

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17724 Current Rating: 17724 + 56621 = 74345 votesCurrent Rating: 17724 + 56621 = 74345 votes 56621

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12425 Current Rating: 12425 + 14602 = 27027 votesCurrent Rating: 12425 + 14602 = 27027 votes 14602

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6376 Current Rating: 6376 + 6139 = 12515 votesCurrent Rating: 6376 + 6139 = 12515 votes 6139

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6347 Current Rating: 6347 + 6299 = 12646 votesCurrent Rating: 6347 + 6299 = 12646 votes 6299

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4179 Current Rating: 4179 + 4202 = 8381 votesCurrent Rating: 4179 + 4202 = 8381 votes 4202

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18686 Current Rating: 18686 + 19116 = 37802 votesCurrent Rating: 18686 + 19116 = 37802 votes 19116


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10500 Current Rating: 10500 + 10835 = 21335 votesCurrent Rating: 10500 + 10835 = 21335 votes 10835

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6083 Current Rating: 6083 + 5866 = 11949 votesCurrent Rating: 6083 + 5866 = 11949 votes 5866

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7799 Current Rating: 7799 + 7723 = 15522 votesCurrent Rating: 7799 + 7723 = 15522 votes 7723

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12670 Current Rating: 12670 + 13316 = 25986 votesCurrent Rating: 12670 + 13316 = 25986 votes 13316

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5321 Current Rating: 5321 + 5176 = 10497 votesCurrent Rating: 5321 + 5176 = 10497 votes 5176

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12799 Current Rating: 12799 + 14174 = 26973 votesCurrent Rating: 12799 + 14174 = 26973 votes 14174

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11502 Current Rating: 11502 + 11031 = 22533 votesCurrent Rating: 11502 + 11031 = 22533 votes 11031

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20787 Current Rating: 20787 + 21355 = 42142 votesCurrent Rating: 20787 + 21355 = 42142 votes 21355

[538] 17: A real man
6466 Current Rating: 6466 + 6416 = 12882 votesCurrent Rating: 6466 + 6416 = 12882 votes 6416

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14216 Current Rating: 14216 + 14389 = 28605 votesCurrent Rating: 14216 + 14389 = 28605 votes 14389

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6042 Current Rating: 6042 + 6117 = 12159 votesCurrent Rating: 6042 + 6117 = 12159 votes 6117

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16481 Current Rating: 16481 + 16965 = 33446 votesCurrent Rating: 16481 + 16965 = 33446 votes 16965

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14749 Current Rating: 14749 + 15217 = 29966 votesCurrent Rating: 14749 + 15217 = 29966 votes 15217

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13763 Current Rating: 13763 + 14083 = 27846 votesCurrent Rating: 13763 + 14083 = 27846 votes 14083

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10695 Current Rating: 10695 + 10510 = 21205 votesCurrent Rating: 10695 + 10510 = 21205 votes 10510

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2283 Current Rating: 2283 + 2620 = 4903 votesCurrent Rating: 2283 + 2620 = 4903 votes 2620

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1767 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1767 = 3442 votes 1767

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3331 Current Rating: 3331 + 3695 = 7026 votesCurrent Rating: 3331 + 3695 = 7026 votes 3695

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1294 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1294 = 2978 votes 1294

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1205 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1205 = 2254 votes 1205

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1430 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1430 = 2745 votes 1430


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1419 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1419 = 2832 votes 1419

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 3351 = 5116 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 3351 = 5116 votes 3351

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 2397 = 4277 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 2397 = 4277 votes 2397

[522] 26: Hey babe
2348 Current Rating: 2348 + 2978 = 5326 votesCurrent Rating: 2348 + 2978 = 5326 votes 2978

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4954 Current Rating: 4954 + 5485 = 10439 votesCurrent Rating: 4954 + 5485 = 10439 votes 5485

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7321 Current Rating: 7321 + 7576 = 14897 votesCurrent Rating: 7321 + 7576 = 14897 votes 7576

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24836 Current Rating: 24836 + 26419 = 51255 votesCurrent Rating: 24836 + 26419 = 51255 votes 26419

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9237 Current Rating: 9237 + 9197 = 18434 votesCurrent Rating: 9237 + 9197 = 18434 votes 9197

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12220 Current Rating: 12220 + 12705 = 24925 votesCurrent Rating: 12220 + 12705 = 24925 votes 12705

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10086 Current Rating: 10086 + 10712 = 20798 votesCurrent Rating: 10086 + 10712 = 20798 votes 10712

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26562 Current Rating: 26562 + 27831 = 54393 votesCurrent Rating: 26562 + 27831 = 54393 votes 27831

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
37656 Current Rating: 37656 + 38545 = 76201 votesCurrent Rating: 37656 + 38545 = 76201 votes 38545

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24493 Current Rating: 24493 + 25411 = 49904 votesCurrent Rating: 24493 + 25411 = 49904 votes 25411

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11300 Current Rating: 11300 + 11619 = 22919 votesCurrent Rating: 11300 + 11619 = 22919 votes 11619

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27357 Current Rating: 27357 + 27835 = 55192 votesCurrent Rating: 27357 + 27835 = 55192 votes 27835

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1696 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1696 = 3300 votes 1696

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28505 Current Rating: 28505 + 29051 = 57556 votesCurrent Rating: 28505 + 29051 = 57556 votes 29051

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6247 Current Rating: 6247 + 6397 = 12644 votesCurrent Rating: 6247 + 6397 = 12644 votes 6397

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11945 Current Rating: 11945 + 12245 = 24190 votesCurrent Rating: 11945 + 12245 = 24190 votes 12245

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8865 Current Rating: 8865 + 8477 = 17342 votesCurrent Rating: 8865 + 8477 = 17342 votes 8477

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7146 Current Rating: 7146 + 7010 = 14156 votesCurrent Rating: 7146 + 7010 = 14156 votes 7010


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
24909 Current Rating: 24909 + 28958 = 53867 votesCurrent Rating: 24909 + 28958 = 53867 votes 28958

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4838 Current Rating: 4838 + 4765 = 9603 votesCurrent Rating: 4838 + 4765 = 9603 votes 4765

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3745 = 7587 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3745 = 7587 votes 3745

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7491 Current Rating: 7491 + 7402 = 14893 votesCurrent Rating: 7491 + 7402 = 14893 votes 7402

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 6324 = 12340 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 6324 = 12340 votes 6324

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5910 Current Rating: 5910 + 5731 = 11641 votesCurrent Rating: 5910 + 5731 = 11641 votes 5731

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4051 Current Rating: 4051 + 3982 = 8033 votesCurrent Rating: 4051 + 3982 = 8033 votes 3982

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5216 Current Rating: 5216 + 5119 = 10335 votesCurrent Rating: 5216 + 5119 = 10335 votes 5119

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4122 Current Rating: 4122 + 4111 = 8233 votesCurrent Rating: 4122 + 4111 = 8233 votes 4111

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11788 Current Rating: 11788 + 15846 = 27634 votesCurrent Rating: 11788 + 15846 = 27634 votes 15846

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13536 Current Rating: 13536 + 15559 = 29095 votesCurrent Rating: 13536 + 15559 = 29095 votes 15559

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8824 Current Rating: 8824 + 8493 = 17317 votesCurrent Rating: 8824 + 8493 = 17317 votes 8493

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8711 Current Rating: 8711 + 8303 = 17014 votesCurrent Rating: 8711 + 8303 = 17014 votes 8303

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7449 Current Rating: 7449 + 6999 = 14448 votesCurrent Rating: 7449 + 6999 = 14448 votes 6999

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7684 Current Rating: 7684 + 7275 = 14959 votesCurrent Rating: 7684 + 7275 = 14959 votes 7275

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20798 Current Rating: 20798 + 20708 = 41506 votesCurrent Rating: 20798 + 20708 = 41506 votes 20708

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11660 Current Rating: 11660 + 11922 = 23582 votesCurrent Rating: 11660 + 11922 = 23582 votes 11922

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9459 Current Rating: 9459 + 10355 = 19814 votesCurrent Rating: 9459 + 10355 = 19814 votes 10355

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8874 Current Rating: 8874 + 8811 = 17685 votesCurrent Rating: 8874 + 8811 = 17685 votes 8811

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10591 Current Rating: 10591 + 10645 = 21236 votesCurrent Rating: 10591 + 10645 = 21236 votes 10645

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31530 Current Rating: 31530 + 32040 = 63570 votesCurrent Rating: 31530 + 32040 = 63570 votes 32040

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9297 Current Rating: 9297 + 9073 = 18370 votesCurrent Rating: 9297 + 9073 = 18370 votes 9073


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9459 Current Rating: 9459 + 10466 = 19925 votesCurrent Rating: 9459 + 10466 = 19925 votes 10466

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12821 Current Rating: 12821 + 14424 = 27245 votesCurrent Rating: 12821 + 14424 = 27245 votes 14424

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12884 Current Rating: 12884 + 14385 = 27269 votesCurrent Rating: 12884 + 14385 = 27269 votes 14385

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27771 Current Rating: 27771 + 28163 = 55934 votesCurrent Rating: 27771 + 28163 = 55934 votes 28163

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12240 Current Rating: 12240 + 13959 = 26199 votesCurrent Rating: 12240 + 13959 = 26199 votes 13959

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
27645 Current Rating: 27645 + 32895 = 60540 votesCurrent Rating: 27645 + 32895 = 60540 votes 32895

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10978 Current Rating: 10978 + 11685 = 22663 votesCurrent Rating: 10978 + 11685 = 22663 votes 11685

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10410 Current Rating: 10410 + 10194 = 20604 votesCurrent Rating: 10410 + 10194 = 20604 votes 10194

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26732 Current Rating: 26732 + 26355 = 53087 votesCurrent Rating: 26732 + 26355 = 53087 votes 26355

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9156 Current Rating: 9156 + 8814 = 17970 votesCurrent Rating: 9156 + 8814 = 17970 votes 8814

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14038 Current Rating: 14038 + 14994 = 29032 votesCurrent Rating: 14038 + 14994 = 29032 votes 14994

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11445 Current Rating: 11445 + 10819 = 22264 votesCurrent Rating: 11445 + 10819 = 22264 votes 10819

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11135 Current Rating: 11135 + 10395 = 21530 votesCurrent Rating: 11135 + 10395 = 21530 votes 10395

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7772 Current Rating: 7772 + 6947 = 14719 votesCurrent Rating: 7772 + 6947 = 14719 votes 6947

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4849 Current Rating: 4849 + 4314 = 9163 votesCurrent Rating: 4849 + 4314 = 9163 votes 4314

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6531 Current Rating: 6531 + 5873 = 12404 votesCurrent Rating: 6531 + 5873 = 12404 votes 5873

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9401 Current Rating: 9401 + 8711 = 18112 votesCurrent Rating: 9401 + 8711 = 18112 votes 8711

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5695 Current Rating: 5695 + 5356 = 11051 votesCurrent Rating: 5695 + 5356 = 11051 votes 5356

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4963 Current Rating: 4963 + 5148 = 10111 votesCurrent Rating: 4963 + 5148 = 10111 votes 5148

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5601 Current Rating: 5601 + 4987 = 10588 votesCurrent Rating: 5601 + 4987 = 10588 votes 4987

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14138 Current Rating: 14138 + 13772 = 27910 votesCurrent Rating: 14138 + 13772 = 27910 votes 13772


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
8668 Current Rating: 8668 + 11045 = 19713 votesCurrent Rating: 8668 + 11045 = 19713 votes 11045

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4187 Current Rating: 4187 + 3806 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 4187 + 3806 = 7993 votes 3806

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 1702 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 1702 = 3689 votes 1702

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3602 = 7740 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3602 = 7740 votes 3602

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3518 Current Rating: 3518 + 3077 = 6595 votesCurrent Rating: 3518 + 3077 = 6595 votes 3077

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6642 Current Rating: 6642 + 6572 = 13214 votesCurrent Rating: 6642 + 6572 = 13214 votes 6572

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4701 Current Rating: 4701 + 3999 = 8700 votesCurrent Rating: 4701 + 3999 = 8700 votes 3999

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2211 Current Rating: 2211 + 2588 = 4799 votesCurrent Rating: 2211 + 2588 = 4799 votes 2588

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2685 = 5601 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2685 = 5601 votes 2685

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2305 Current Rating: 2305 + 2349 = 4654 votesCurrent Rating: 2305 + 2349 = 4654 votes 2349

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1868 = 3828 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1868 = 3828 votes 1868

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 3318 = 7061 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 3318 = 7061 votes 3318

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2488 Current Rating: 2488 + 2361 = 4849 votesCurrent Rating: 2488 + 2361 = 4849 votes 2361

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5908 Current Rating: 5908 + 5448 = 11356 votesCurrent Rating: 5908 + 5448 = 11356 votes 5448

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3927 Current Rating: 3927 + 3985 = 7912 votesCurrent Rating: 3927 + 3985 = 7912 votes 3985

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3082 Current Rating: 3082 + 2829 = 5911 votesCurrent Rating: 3082 + 2829 = 5911 votes 2829

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6933 Current Rating: 6933 + 6600 = 13533 votesCurrent Rating: 6933 + 6600 = 13533 votes 6600

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2897 Current Rating: 2897 + 3091 = 5988 votesCurrent Rating: 2897 + 3091 = 5988 votes 3091

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 3701 = 7414 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 3701 = 7414 votes 3701

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6062 Current Rating: 6062 + 6400 = 12462 votesCurrent Rating: 6062 + 6400 = 12462 votes 6400

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17320 Current Rating: 17320 + 16932 = 34252 votesCurrent Rating: 17320 + 16932 = 34252 votes 16932


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 2673 = 5183 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 2673 = 5183 votes 2673

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5013 Current Rating: 5013 + 4623 = 9636 votesCurrent Rating: 5013 + 4623 = 9636 votes 4623

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
51629 Current Rating: 51629 + 54007 = 105636 votesCurrent Rating: 51629 + 54007 = 105636 votes 54007

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
222409 Current Rating: 222409 + 251806 = 474215 votesCurrent Rating: 222409 + 251806 = 474215 votes 251806

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15149 Current Rating: 15149 + 15545 = 30694 votesCurrent Rating: 15149 + 15545 = 30694 votes 15545

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2654 Current Rating: 2654 + 2528 = 5182 votesCurrent Rating: 2654 + 2528 = 5182 votes 2528

[434] 21: If you went camping
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 3335 = 6324 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 3335 = 6324 votes 3335

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11469 Current Rating: 11469 + 16936 = 28405 votesCurrent Rating: 11469 + 16936 = 28405 votes 16936

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11990 Current Rating: 11990 + 14185 = 26175 votesCurrent Rating: 11990 + 14185 = 26175 votes 14185

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4266 Current Rating: 4266 + 4106 = 8372 votesCurrent Rating: 4266 + 4106 = 8372 votes 4106

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3190 Current Rating: 3190 + 4863 = 8053 votesCurrent Rating: 3190 + 4863 = 8053 votes 4863

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2569 Current Rating: 2569 + 2774 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 2569 + 2774 = 5343 votes 2774

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 3394 = 7104 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 3394 = 7104 votes 3394

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2905 Current Rating: 2905 + 2835 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 2905 + 2835 = 5740 votes 2835

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2884 Current Rating: 2884 + 2808 = 5692 votesCurrent Rating: 2884 + 2808 = 5692 votes 2808

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
8354 Current Rating: 8354 + 9302 = 17656 votesCurrent Rating: 8354 + 9302 = 17656 votes 9302

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2573 Current Rating: 2573 + 2395 = 4968 votesCurrent Rating: 2573 + 2395 = 4968 votes 2395

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2865 Current Rating: 2865 + 3354 = 6219 votesCurrent Rating: 2865 + 3354 = 6219 votes 3354

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 2880 = 6041 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 2880 = 6041 votes 2880


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2838 = 5518 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2838 = 5518 votes 2838

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 3460 = 7319 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 3460 = 7319 votes 3460

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3826 Current Rating: 3826 + 3328 = 7154 votesCurrent Rating: 3826 + 3328 = 7154 votes 3328

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3634 Current Rating: 3634 + 3265 = 6899 votesCurrent Rating: 3634 + 3265 = 6899 votes 3265

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2856 Current Rating: 2856 + 2916 = 5772 votesCurrent Rating: 2856 + 2916 = 5772 votes 2916

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 3758 = 7896 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 3758 = 7896 votes 3758

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6603 Current Rating: 6603 + 7068 = 13671 votesCurrent Rating: 6603 + 7068 = 13671 votes 7068

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8452 Current Rating: 8452 + 7490 = 15942 votesCurrent Rating: 8452 + 7490 = 15942 votes 7490

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3877 Current Rating: 3877 + 4024 = 7901 votesCurrent Rating: 3877 + 4024 = 7901 votes 4024

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3293 Current Rating: 3293 + 3167 = 6460 votesCurrent Rating: 3293 + 3167 = 6460 votes 3167

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3254 Current Rating: 3254 + 3565 = 6819 votesCurrent Rating: 3254 + 3565 = 6819 votes 3565

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7309 Current Rating: 7309 + 7728 = 15037 votesCurrent Rating: 7309 + 7728 = 15037 votes 7728

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3999 Current Rating: 3999 + 3733 = 7732 votesCurrent Rating: 3999 + 3733 = 7732 votes 3733

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4207 Current Rating: 4207 + 4008 = 8215 votesCurrent Rating: 4207 + 4008 = 8215 votes 4008

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5058 Current Rating: 5058 + 4458 = 9516 votesCurrent Rating: 5058 + 4458 = 9516 votes 4458

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 5902 = 10879 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 5902 = 10879 votes 5902

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12255 Current Rating: 12255 + 12723 = 24978 votesCurrent Rating: 12255 + 12723 = 24978 votes 12723

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4448 Current Rating: 4448 + 3965 = 8413 votesCurrent Rating: 4448 + 3965 = 8413 votes 3965

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1128 = 2490 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1128 = 2490 votes 1128

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2745 Current Rating: 2745 + 3441 = 6186 votesCurrent Rating: 2745 + 3441 = 6186 votes 3441


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12927 Current Rating: 12927 + 14635 = 27562 votesCurrent Rating: 12927 + 14635 = 27562 votes 14635

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8465 Current Rating: 8465 + 7932 = 16397 votesCurrent Rating: 8465 + 7932 = 16397 votes 7932

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4058 Current Rating: 4058 + 3528 = 7586 votesCurrent Rating: 4058 + 3528 = 7586 votes 3528

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11995 Current Rating: 11995 + 13200 = 25195 votesCurrent Rating: 11995 + 13200 = 25195 votes 13200

[397] 15: I Love you
32530 Current Rating: 32530 + 33379 = 65909 votesCurrent Rating: 32530 + 33379 = 65909 votes 33379

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5597 Current Rating: 5597 + 6278 = 11875 votesCurrent Rating: 5597 + 6278 = 11875 votes 6278

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
26586 Current Rating: 26586 + 28534 = 55120 votesCurrent Rating: 26586 + 28534 = 55120 votes 28534

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3822 Current Rating: 3822 + 3410 = 7232 votesCurrent Rating: 3822 + 3410 = 7232 votes 3410

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4221 Current Rating: 4221 + 3910 = 8131 votesCurrent Rating: 4221 + 3910 = 8131 votes 3910

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 3760 = 7702 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 3760 = 7702 votes 3760

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 3284 = 6760 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 3284 = 6760 votes 3284

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5053 Current Rating: 5053 + 4608 = 9661 votesCurrent Rating: 5053 + 4608 = 9661 votes 4608

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
5071 Current Rating: 5071 + 6358 = 11429 votesCurrent Rating: 5071 + 6358 = 11429 votes 6358


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5330 Current Rating: 5330 + 4908 = 10238 votesCurrent Rating: 5330 + 4908 = 10238 votes 4908

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 3209 = 6493 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 3209 = 6493 votes 3209

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15296 Current Rating: 15296 + 15212 = 30508 votesCurrent Rating: 15296 + 15212 = 30508 votes 15212

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8398 Current Rating: 8398 + 9672 = 18070 votesCurrent Rating: 8398 + 9672 = 18070 votes 9672

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3521 = 7139 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3521 = 7139 votes 3521

[383] 23: This book says
4479 Current Rating: 4479 + 3886 = 8365 votesCurrent Rating: 4479 + 3886 = 8365 votes 3886

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3968 Current Rating: 3968 + 3516 = 7484 votesCurrent Rating: 3968 + 3516 = 7484 votes 3516

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9252 Current Rating: 9252 + 8746 = 17998 votesCurrent Rating: 9252 + 8746 = 17998 votes 8746

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 3654 = 8085 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 3654 = 8085 votes 3654

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4704 Current Rating: 4704 + 4381 = 9085 votesCurrent Rating: 4704 + 4381 = 9085 votes 4381

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12596 Current Rating: 12596 + 19524 = 32120 votesCurrent Rating: 12596 + 19524 = 32120 votes 19524

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12648 Current Rating: 12648 + 18704 = 31352 votesCurrent Rating: 12648 + 18704 = 31352 votes 18704

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
79329 Current Rating: 79329 + 82396 = 161725 votesCurrent Rating: 79329 + 82396 = 161725 votes 82396

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6086 Current Rating: 6086 + 6435 = 12521 votesCurrent Rating: 6086 + 6435 = 12521 votes 6435

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6425 Current Rating: 6425 + 6141 = 12566 votesCurrent Rating: 6425 + 6141 = 12566 votes 6141

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4420 Current Rating: 4420 + 3658 = 8078 votesCurrent Rating: 4420 + 3658 = 8078 votes 3658

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10269 Current Rating: 10269 + 10806 = 21075 votesCurrent Rating: 10269 + 10806 = 21075 votes 10806

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
13447 Current Rating: 13447 + 14831 = 28278 votesCurrent Rating: 13447 + 14831 = 28278 votes 14831


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
6289 Current Rating: 6289 + 6610 = 12899 votesCurrent Rating: 6289 + 6610 = 12899 votes 6610

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5449 Current Rating: 5449 + 4639 = 10088 votesCurrent Rating: 5449 + 4639 = 10088 votes 4639

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5231 Current Rating: 5231 + 4488 = 9719 votesCurrent Rating: 5231 + 4488 = 9719 votes 4488

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 3834 = 8228 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 3834 = 8228 votes 3834

[366] 22: You look like crap
4332 Current Rating: 4332 + 4062 = 8394 votesCurrent Rating: 4332 + 4062 = 8394 votes 4062

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
8272 Current Rating: 8272 + 9784 = 18056 votesCurrent Rating: 8272 + 9784 = 18056 votes 9784

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13134 Current Rating: 13134 + 16597 = 29731 votesCurrent Rating: 13134 + 16597 = 29731 votes 16597

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6958 Current Rating: 6958 + 7857 = 14815 votesCurrent Rating: 6958 + 7857 = 14815 votes 7857

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 3916 = 8136 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 3916 = 8136 votes 3916

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3942 Current Rating: 3942 + 4449 = 8391 votesCurrent Rating: 3942 + 4449 = 8391 votes 4449

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6130 Current Rating: 6130 + 6113 = 12243 votesCurrent Rating: 6130 + 6113 = 12243 votes 6113

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4922 Current Rating: 4922 + 4151 = 9073 votesCurrent Rating: 4922 + 4151 = 9073 votes 4151

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4781 Current Rating: 4781 + 4493 = 9274 votesCurrent Rating: 4781 + 4493 = 9274 votes 4493

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12252 Current Rating: 12252 + 11658 = 23910 votesCurrent Rating: 12252 + 11658 = 23910 votes 11658

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 3816 = 7448 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 3816 = 7448 votes 3816

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3865 = 7542 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3865 = 7542 votes 3865

[354] 1: In the old days
5474 Current Rating: 5474 + 6070 = 11544 votesCurrent Rating: 5474 + 6070 = 11544 votes 6070


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7986 Current Rating: 7986 + 7303 = 15289 votesCurrent Rating: 7986 + 7303 = 15289 votes 7303

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3906 Current Rating: 3906 + 3873 = 7779 votesCurrent Rating: 3906 + 3873 = 7779 votes 3873

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3036 Current Rating: 3036 + 3205 = 6241 votesCurrent Rating: 3036 + 3205 = 6241 votes 3205

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3707 = 7555 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3707 = 7555 votes 3707

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3818 Current Rating: 3818 + 3607 = 7425 votesCurrent Rating: 3818 + 3607 = 7425 votes 3607

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4032 Current Rating: 4032 + 4133 = 8165 votesCurrent Rating: 4032 + 4133 = 8165 votes 4133

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4513 Current Rating: 4513 + 4340 = 8853 votesCurrent Rating: 4513 + 4340 = 8853 votes 4340

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2907 Current Rating: 2907 + 3005 = 5912 votesCurrent Rating: 2907 + 3005 = 5912 votes 3005

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 3278 = 6263 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 3278 = 6263 votes 3278

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 3812 = 7474 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 3812 = 7474 votes 3812

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 3766 = 7631 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 3766 = 7631 votes 3766

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 3061 = 5717 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 3061 = 5717 votes 3061

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3174 Current Rating: 3174 + 4235 = 7409 votesCurrent Rating: 3174 + 4235 = 7409 votes 4235






Faceless
RSS twitter facebook
© 2009 - 2018
copyright, privacy, contact info


latest
archive
follow
about
the books