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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3707 Current Rating: 3707 + 3833 = 7540 votesCurrent Rating: 3707 + 3833 = 7540 votes 3833

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5531 Current Rating: 5531 + 5739 = 11270 votesCurrent Rating: 5531 + 5739 = 11270 votes 5739

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 3350 = 6390 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 3350 = 6390 votes 3350

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3040 Current Rating: 3040 + 2958 = 5998 votesCurrent Rating: 3040 + 2958 = 5998 votes 2958

[557] 19: Save a cow
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 2500 = 5264 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 2500 = 5264 votes 2500

[556] 15: You know the idiom
13944 Current Rating: 13944 + 15929 = 29873 votesCurrent Rating: 13944 + 15929 = 29873 votes 15929

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9656 Current Rating: 9656 + 8781 = 18437 votesCurrent Rating: 9656 + 8781 = 18437 votes 8781

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14341 Current Rating: 14341 + 19668 = 34009 votesCurrent Rating: 14341 + 19668 = 34009 votes 19668

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12135 Current Rating: 12135 + 12877 = 25012 votesCurrent Rating: 12135 + 12877 = 25012 votes 12877

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
16778 Current Rating: 16778 + 46941 = 63719 votesCurrent Rating: 16778 + 46941 = 63719 votes 46941

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12128 Current Rating: 12128 + 13684 = 25812 votesCurrent Rating: 12128 + 13684 = 25812 votes 13684

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
5966 Current Rating: 5966 + 5884 = 11850 votesCurrent Rating: 5966 + 5884 = 11850 votes 5884

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6160 Current Rating: 6160 + 6150 = 12310 votesCurrent Rating: 6160 + 6150 = 12310 votes 6150

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3956 = 7863 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3956 = 7863 votes 3956

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18480 Current Rating: 18480 + 18896 = 37376 votesCurrent Rating: 18480 + 18896 = 37376 votes 18896


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10351 Current Rating: 10351 + 10671 = 21022 votesCurrent Rating: 10351 + 10671 = 21022 votes 10671

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5931 Current Rating: 5931 + 5702 = 11633 votesCurrent Rating: 5931 + 5702 = 11633 votes 5702

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7657 Current Rating: 7657 + 7576 = 15233 votesCurrent Rating: 7657 + 7576 = 15233 votes 7576

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12541 Current Rating: 12541 + 13130 = 25671 votesCurrent Rating: 12541 + 13130 = 25671 votes 13130

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5009 Current Rating: 5009 + 4885 = 9894 votesCurrent Rating: 5009 + 4885 = 9894 votes 4885

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12606 Current Rating: 12606 + 13945 = 26551 votesCurrent Rating: 12606 + 13945 = 26551 votes 13945

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11277 Current Rating: 11277 + 10760 = 22037 votesCurrent Rating: 11277 + 10760 = 22037 votes 10760

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20595 Current Rating: 20595 + 21163 = 41758 votesCurrent Rating: 20595 + 21163 = 41758 votes 21163

[538] 17: A real man
6267 Current Rating: 6267 + 6212 = 12479 votesCurrent Rating: 6267 + 6212 = 12479 votes 6212

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
13979 Current Rating: 13979 + 14171 = 28150 votesCurrent Rating: 13979 + 14171 = 28150 votes 14171

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5774 Current Rating: 5774 + 5849 = 11623 votesCurrent Rating: 5774 + 5849 = 11623 votes 5849

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16317 Current Rating: 16317 + 16793 = 33110 votesCurrent Rating: 16317 + 16793 = 33110 votes 16793

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14545 Current Rating: 14545 + 14999 = 29544 votesCurrent Rating: 14545 + 14999 = 29544 votes 14999

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13662 Current Rating: 13662 + 13982 = 27644 votesCurrent Rating: 13662 + 13982 = 27644 votes 13982

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10461 Current Rating: 10461 + 10282 = 20743 votesCurrent Rating: 10461 + 10282 = 20743 votes 10282

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2085 Current Rating: 2085 + 2422 = 4507 votesCurrent Rating: 2085 + 2422 = 4507 votes 2422

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1577 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1577 = 3039 votes 1577

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3139 Current Rating: 3139 + 3513 = 6652 votesCurrent Rating: 3139 + 3513 = 6652 votes 3513

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1086 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1086 = 2295 votes 1086

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 969 = 1763 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 969 = 1763 votes 969

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1267 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1267 = 2406 votes 1267


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1197 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1197 = 2385 votes 1197

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 2993 = 4563 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 2993 = 4563 votes 2993

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 2079 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 2079 = 3670 votes 2079

[522] 26: Hey babe
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 2773 = 4912 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 2773 = 4912 votes 2773

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4679 Current Rating: 4679 + 5225 = 9904 votesCurrent Rating: 4679 + 5225 = 9904 votes 5225

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7151 Current Rating: 7151 + 7411 = 14562 votesCurrent Rating: 7151 + 7411 = 14562 votes 7411

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24696 Current Rating: 24696 + 26261 = 50957 votesCurrent Rating: 24696 + 26261 = 50957 votes 26261

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9048 Current Rating: 9048 + 9031 = 18079 votesCurrent Rating: 9048 + 9031 = 18079 votes 9031

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12068 Current Rating: 12068 + 12548 = 24616 votesCurrent Rating: 12068 + 12548 = 24616 votes 12548

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9838 Current Rating: 9838 + 10539 = 20377 votesCurrent Rating: 9838 + 10539 = 20377 votes 10539

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26066 Current Rating: 26066 + 27482 = 53548 votesCurrent Rating: 26066 + 27482 = 53548 votes 27482

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35686 Current Rating: 35686 + 36183 = 71869 votesCurrent Rating: 35686 + 36183 = 71869 votes 36183

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24351 Current Rating: 24351 + 25262 = 49613 votesCurrent Rating: 24351 + 25262 = 49613 votes 25262

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11008 Current Rating: 11008 + 11325 = 22333 votesCurrent Rating: 11008 + 11325 = 22333 votes 11325

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27234 Current Rating: 27234 + 27722 = 54956 votesCurrent Rating: 27234 + 27722 = 54956 votes 27722

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1470 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1470 = 2839 votes 1470

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28307 Current Rating: 28307 + 28849 = 57156 votesCurrent Rating: 28307 + 28849 = 57156 votes 28849

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6050 Current Rating: 6050 + 6210 = 12260 votesCurrent Rating: 6050 + 6210 = 12260 votes 6210

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11674 Current Rating: 11674 + 11949 = 23623 votesCurrent Rating: 11674 + 11949 = 23623 votes 11949

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8533 Current Rating: 8533 + 8244 = 16777 votesCurrent Rating: 8533 + 8244 = 16777 votes 8244

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6569 Current Rating: 6569 + 6651 = 13220 votesCurrent Rating: 6569 + 6651 = 13220 votes 6651


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
21529 Current Rating: 21529 + 26531 = 48060 votesCurrent Rating: 21529 + 26531 = 48060 votes 26531

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4630 Current Rating: 4630 + 4578 = 9208 votesCurrent Rating: 4630 + 4578 = 9208 votes 4578

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3558 Current Rating: 3558 + 3584 = 7142 votesCurrent Rating: 3558 + 3584 = 7142 votes 3584

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 7157 = 14344 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 7157 = 14344 votes 7157

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5812 Current Rating: 5812 + 6123 = 11935 votesCurrent Rating: 5812 + 6123 = 11935 votes 6123

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5544 Current Rating: 5544 + 5425 = 10969 votesCurrent Rating: 5544 + 5425 = 10969 votes 5425

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3853 Current Rating: 3853 + 3791 = 7644 votesCurrent Rating: 3853 + 3791 = 7644 votes 3791

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4944 Current Rating: 4944 + 4847 = 9791 votesCurrent Rating: 4944 + 4847 = 9791 votes 4847

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 3753 = 7506 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 3753 = 7506 votes 3753

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11541 Current Rating: 11541 + 14399 = 25940 votesCurrent Rating: 11541 + 14399 = 25940 votes 14399

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13299 Current Rating: 13299 + 15107 = 28406 votesCurrent Rating: 13299 + 15107 = 28406 votes 15107

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8573 Current Rating: 8573 + 8328 = 16901 votesCurrent Rating: 8573 + 8328 = 16901 votes 8328

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8587 Current Rating: 8587 + 8178 = 16765 votesCurrent Rating: 8587 + 8178 = 16765 votes 8178

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7035 Current Rating: 7035 + 6757 = 13792 votesCurrent Rating: 7035 + 6757 = 13792 votes 6757

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7560 Current Rating: 7560 + 7168 = 14728 votesCurrent Rating: 7560 + 7168 = 14728 votes 7168

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20366 Current Rating: 20366 + 20409 = 40775 votesCurrent Rating: 20366 + 20409 = 40775 votes 20409

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11358 Current Rating: 11358 + 11637 = 22995 votesCurrent Rating: 11358 + 11637 = 22995 votes 11637

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9217 Current Rating: 9217 + 8236 = 17453 votesCurrent Rating: 9217 + 8236 = 17453 votes 8236

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8570 Current Rating: 8570 + 8525 = 17095 votesCurrent Rating: 8570 + 8525 = 17095 votes 8525

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10331 Current Rating: 10331 + 10362 = 20693 votesCurrent Rating: 10331 + 10362 = 20693 votes 10362

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31176 Current Rating: 31176 + 31715 = 62891 votesCurrent Rating: 31176 + 31715 = 62891 votes 31715

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 8879 = 17954 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 8879 = 17954 votes 8879


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
8907 Current Rating: 8907 + 8274 = 17181 votesCurrent Rating: 8907 + 8274 = 17181 votes 8274

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12688 Current Rating: 12688 + 14219 = 26907 votesCurrent Rating: 12688 + 14219 = 26907 votes 14219

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12633 Current Rating: 12633 + 14022 = 26655 votesCurrent Rating: 12633 + 14022 = 26655 votes 14022

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27666 Current Rating: 27666 + 28092 = 55758 votesCurrent Rating: 27666 + 28092 = 55758 votes 28092

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11803 Current Rating: 11803 + 13331 = 25134 votesCurrent Rating: 11803 + 13331 = 25134 votes 13331

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
23151 Current Rating: 23151 + 29755 = 52906 votesCurrent Rating: 23151 + 29755 = 52906 votes 29755

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10720 Current Rating: 10720 + 11448 = 22168 votesCurrent Rating: 10720 + 11448 = 22168 votes 11448

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10196 Current Rating: 10196 + 9964 = 20160 votesCurrent Rating: 10196 + 9964 = 20160 votes 9964

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
25856 Current Rating: 25856 + 25992 = 51848 votesCurrent Rating: 25856 + 25992 = 51848 votes 25992

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8828 Current Rating: 8828 + 8538 = 17366 votesCurrent Rating: 8828 + 8538 = 17366 votes 8538

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13825 Current Rating: 13825 + 14768 = 28593 votesCurrent Rating: 13825 + 14768 = 28593 votes 14768

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11184 Current Rating: 11184 + 10572 = 21756 votesCurrent Rating: 11184 + 10572 = 21756 votes 10572

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10813 Current Rating: 10813 + 10105 = 20918 votesCurrent Rating: 10813 + 10105 = 20918 votes 10105

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7613 Current Rating: 7613 + 6789 = 14402 votesCurrent Rating: 7613 + 6789 = 14402 votes 6789

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 4044 = 8438 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 4044 = 8438 votes 4044

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6264 Current Rating: 6264 + 5718 = 11982 votesCurrent Rating: 6264 + 5718 = 11982 votes 5718

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9291 Current Rating: 9291 + 8619 = 17910 votesCurrent Rating: 9291 + 8619 = 17910 votes 8619

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5424 Current Rating: 5424 + 5098 = 10522 votesCurrent Rating: 5424 + 5098 = 10522 votes 5098

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4730 Current Rating: 4730 + 4922 = 9652 votesCurrent Rating: 4730 + 4922 = 9652 votes 4922

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5233 Current Rating: 5233 + 4822 = 10055 votesCurrent Rating: 5233 + 4822 = 10055 votes 4822

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13810 Current Rating: 13810 + 13241 = 27051 votesCurrent Rating: 13810 + 13241 = 27051 votes 13241


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7458 Current Rating: 7458 + 6674 = 14132 votesCurrent Rating: 7458 + 6674 = 14132 votes 6674

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 3493 = 7357 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 3493 = 7357 votes 3493

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1519 = 3302 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1519 = 3302 votes 1519

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 3361 = 7180 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 3361 = 7180 votes 3361

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 2903 = 6247 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 2903 = 6247 votes 2903

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6334 Current Rating: 6334 + 6365 = 12699 votesCurrent Rating: 6334 + 6365 = 12699 votes 6365

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4359 Current Rating: 4359 + 3797 = 8156 votesCurrent Rating: 4359 + 3797 = 8156 votes 3797

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2035 Current Rating: 2035 + 2411 = 4446 votesCurrent Rating: 2035 + 2411 = 4446 votes 2411

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 2395 = 5023 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 2395 = 5023 votes 2395

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 2102 = 4150 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 2102 = 4150 votes 2102

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1763 = 3620 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1763 = 3620 votes 1763

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3466 Current Rating: 3466 + 3040 = 6506 votesCurrent Rating: 3466 + 3040 = 6506 votes 3040

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 2034 = 4147 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 2034 = 4147 votes 2034

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5613 Current Rating: 5613 + 5174 = 10787 votesCurrent Rating: 5613 + 5174 = 10787 votes 5174

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 3740 = 7438 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 3740 = 7438 votes 3740

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 2753 = 5764 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 2753 = 5764 votes 2753

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6639 Current Rating: 6639 + 6323 = 12962 votesCurrent Rating: 6639 + 6323 = 12962 votes 6323

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2786 Current Rating: 2786 + 3001 = 5787 votesCurrent Rating: 2786 + 3001 = 5787 votes 3001

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3170 Current Rating: 3170 + 3285 = 6455 votesCurrent Rating: 3170 + 3285 = 6455 votes 3285

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5855 Current Rating: 5855 + 6200 = 12055 votesCurrent Rating: 5855 + 6200 = 12055 votes 6200

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17093 Current Rating: 17093 + 16701 = 33794 votesCurrent Rating: 17093 + 16701 = 33794 votes 16701


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2223 Current Rating: 2223 + 2410 = 4633 votesCurrent Rating: 2223 + 2410 = 4633 votes 2410

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4541 Current Rating: 4541 + 4403 = 8944 votesCurrent Rating: 4541 + 4403 = 8944 votes 4403

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
26377 Current Rating: 26377 + 25000 = 51377 votesCurrent Rating: 26377 + 25000 = 51377 votes 25000

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
162733 Current Rating: 162733 + 159465 = 322198 votesCurrent Rating: 162733 + 159465 = 322198 votes 159465

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14794 Current Rating: 14794 + 15219 = 30013 votesCurrent Rating: 14794 + 15219 = 30013 votes 15219

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2484 Current Rating: 2484 + 2389 = 4873 votesCurrent Rating: 2484 + 2389 = 4873 votes 2389

[434] 21: If you went camping
2764 Current Rating: 2764 + 3100 = 5864 votesCurrent Rating: 2764 + 3100 = 5864 votes 3100

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11072 Current Rating: 11072 + 14650 = 25722 votesCurrent Rating: 11072 + 14650 = 25722 votes 14650

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11134 Current Rating: 11134 + 11070 = 22204 votesCurrent Rating: 11134 + 11070 = 22204 votes 11070

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3858 = 7700 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3858 = 7700 votes 3858

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2814 Current Rating: 2814 + 4224 = 7038 votesCurrent Rating: 2814 + 4224 = 7038 votes 4224

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2446 Current Rating: 2446 + 2625 = 5071 votesCurrent Rating: 2446 + 2625 = 5071 votes 2625

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2777 Current Rating: 2777 + 3049 = 5826 votesCurrent Rating: 2777 + 3049 = 5826 votes 3049

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2551 Current Rating: 2551 + 2603 = 5154 votesCurrent Rating: 2551 + 2603 = 5154 votes 2603

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2734 Current Rating: 2734 + 2686 = 5420 votesCurrent Rating: 2734 + 2686 = 5420 votes 2686

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
6340 Current Rating: 6340 + 7349 = 13689 votesCurrent Rating: 6340 + 7349 = 13689 votes 7349

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 2260 = 4700 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 2260 = 4700 votes 2260

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 2949 = 5514 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 2949 = 5514 votes 2949

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2753 = 5710 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2753 = 5710 votes 2753


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2335 = 4613 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2335 = 4613 votes 2335

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3632 Current Rating: 3632 + 3234 = 6866 votesCurrent Rating: 3632 + 3234 = 6866 votes 3234

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3309 = 7129 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3309 = 7129 votes 3309

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3438 Current Rating: 3438 + 3095 = 6533 votesCurrent Rating: 3438 + 3095 = 6533 votes 3095

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2632 Current Rating: 2632 + 2689 = 5321 votesCurrent Rating: 2632 + 2689 = 5321 votes 2689

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4004 Current Rating: 4004 + 3624 = 7628 votesCurrent Rating: 4004 + 3624 = 7628 votes 3624

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6348 Current Rating: 6348 + 6933 = 13281 votesCurrent Rating: 6348 + 6933 = 13281 votes 6933

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8044 Current Rating: 8044 + 7327 = 15371 votesCurrent Rating: 8044 + 7327 = 15371 votes 7327

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3108 Current Rating: 3108 + 3595 = 6703 votesCurrent Rating: 3108 + 3595 = 6703 votes 3595

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3068 Current Rating: 3068 + 2947 = 6015 votesCurrent Rating: 3068 + 2947 = 6015 votes 2947

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 3395 = 6390 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 3395 = 6390 votes 3395

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6833 Current Rating: 6833 + 7539 = 14372 votesCurrent Rating: 6833 + 7539 = 14372 votes 7539

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3757 Current Rating: 3757 + 3496 = 7253 votesCurrent Rating: 3757 + 3496 = 7253 votes 3496

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3941 Current Rating: 3941 + 3828 = 7769 votesCurrent Rating: 3941 + 3828 = 7769 votes 3828

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4784 Current Rating: 4784 + 4184 = 8968 votesCurrent Rating: 4784 + 4184 = 8968 votes 4184

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4867 Current Rating: 4867 + 5787 = 10654 votesCurrent Rating: 4867 + 5787 = 10654 votes 5787

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
11224 Current Rating: 11224 + 11728 = 22952 votesCurrent Rating: 11224 + 11728 = 22952 votes 11728

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4192 Current Rating: 4192 + 3717 = 7909 votesCurrent Rating: 4192 + 3717 = 7909 votes 3717

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 926 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 926 = 2048 votes 926

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2745 = 5009 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2745 = 5009 votes 2745


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12378 Current Rating: 12378 + 13710 = 26088 votesCurrent Rating: 12378 + 13710 = 26088 votes 13710

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7538 Current Rating: 7538 + 7459 = 14997 votesCurrent Rating: 7538 + 7459 = 14997 votes 7459

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3840 Current Rating: 3840 + 3324 = 7164 votesCurrent Rating: 3840 + 3324 = 7164 votes 3324

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11412 Current Rating: 11412 + 11822 = 23234 votesCurrent Rating: 11412 + 11822 = 23234 votes 11822

[397] 15: I Love you
31224 Current Rating: 31224 + 32530 = 63754 votesCurrent Rating: 31224 + 32530 = 63754 votes 32530

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5024 Current Rating: 5024 + 6053 = 11077 votesCurrent Rating: 5024 + 6053 = 11077 votes 6053

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
18547 Current Rating: 18547 + 22857 = 41404 votesCurrent Rating: 18547 + 22857 = 41404 votes 22857

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3600 Current Rating: 3600 + 3192 = 6792 votesCurrent Rating: 3600 + 3192 = 6792 votes 3192

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4041 Current Rating: 4041 + 3791 = 7832 votesCurrent Rating: 4041 + 3791 = 7832 votes 3791

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3646 Current Rating: 3646 + 3466 = 7112 votesCurrent Rating: 3646 + 3466 = 7112 votes 3466

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3176 Current Rating: 3176 + 3017 = 6193 votesCurrent Rating: 3176 + 3017 = 6193 votes 3017

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4966 Current Rating: 4966 + 4522 = 9488 votesCurrent Rating: 4966 + 4522 = 9488 votes 4522

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3655 Current Rating: 3655 + 5439 = 9094 votesCurrent Rating: 3655 + 5439 = 9094 votes 5439


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4581 = 9563 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4581 = 9563 votes 4581

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2891 Current Rating: 2891 + 2844 = 5735 votesCurrent Rating: 2891 + 2844 = 5735 votes 2844

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14838 Current Rating: 14838 + 14781 = 29619 votesCurrent Rating: 14838 + 14781 = 29619 votes 14781

[385] 25: Can you please call security
7870 Current Rating: 7870 + 9365 = 17235 votesCurrent Rating: 7870 + 9365 = 17235 votes 9365

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 3364 = 6822 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 3364 = 6822 votes 3364

[383] 23: This book says
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 3700 = 7977 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 3700 = 7977 votes 3700

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3653 Current Rating: 3653 + 3190 = 6843 votesCurrent Rating: 3653 + 3190 = 6843 votes 3190

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8512 Current Rating: 8512 + 8437 = 16949 votesCurrent Rating: 8512 + 8437 = 16949 votes 8437

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3474 Current Rating: 3474 + 3245 = 6719 votesCurrent Rating: 3474 + 3245 = 6719 votes 3245

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4514 Current Rating: 4514 + 4198 = 8712 votesCurrent Rating: 4514 + 4198 = 8712 votes 4198

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
11975 Current Rating: 11975 + 14028 = 26003 votesCurrent Rating: 11975 + 14028 = 26003 votes 14028

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12142 Current Rating: 12142 + 15332 = 27474 votesCurrent Rating: 12142 + 15332 = 27474 votes 15332

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
59401 Current Rating: 59401 + 59517 = 118918 votesCurrent Rating: 59401 + 59517 = 118918 votes 59517

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5371 Current Rating: 5371 + 6027 = 11398 votesCurrent Rating: 5371 + 6027 = 11398 votes 6027

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6042 Current Rating: 6042 + 5895 = 11937 votesCurrent Rating: 6042 + 5895 = 11937 votes 5895

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4137 Current Rating: 4137 + 3444 = 7581 votesCurrent Rating: 4137 + 3444 = 7581 votes 3444

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
9944 Current Rating: 9944 + 10535 = 20479 votesCurrent Rating: 9944 + 10535 = 20479 votes 10535

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
12030 Current Rating: 12030 + 10796 = 22826 votesCurrent Rating: 12030 + 10796 = 22826 votes 10796


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 5930 = 10767 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 5930 = 10767 votes 5930

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4696 Current Rating: 4696 + 4313 = 9009 votesCurrent Rating: 4696 + 4313 = 9009 votes 4313

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4948 Current Rating: 4948 + 4231 = 9179 votesCurrent Rating: 4948 + 4231 = 9179 votes 4231

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4054 Current Rating: 4054 + 3617 = 7671 votesCurrent Rating: 4054 + 3617 = 7671 votes 3617

[366] 22: You look like crap
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 3788 = 7668 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 3788 = 7668 votes 3788

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
6372 Current Rating: 6372 + 6369 = 12741 votesCurrent Rating: 6372 + 6369 = 12741 votes 6369

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12831 Current Rating: 12831 + 15697 = 28528 votesCurrent Rating: 12831 + 15697 = 28528 votes 15697

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6391 Current Rating: 6391 + 5585 = 11976 votesCurrent Rating: 6391 + 5585 = 11976 votes 5585

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4084 Current Rating: 4084 + 3815 = 7899 votesCurrent Rating: 4084 + 3815 = 7899 votes 3815

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3698 Current Rating: 3698 + 4214 = 7912 votesCurrent Rating: 3698 + 4214 = 7912 votes 4214

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5854 Current Rating: 5854 + 5895 = 11749 votesCurrent Rating: 5854 + 5895 = 11749 votes 5895

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4773 Current Rating: 4773 + 4034 = 8807 votesCurrent Rating: 4773 + 4034 = 8807 votes 4034

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4554 Current Rating: 4554 + 4275 = 8829 votesCurrent Rating: 4554 + 4275 = 8829 votes 4275

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11790 Current Rating: 11790 + 11035 = 22825 votesCurrent Rating: 11790 + 11035 = 22825 votes 11035

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3392 Current Rating: 3392 + 3584 = 6976 votesCurrent Rating: 3392 + 3584 = 6976 votes 3584

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3405 Current Rating: 3405 + 3660 = 7065 votesCurrent Rating: 3405 + 3660 = 7065 votes 3660

[354] 1: In the old days
5209 Current Rating: 5209 + 5823 = 11032 votesCurrent Rating: 5209 + 5823 = 11032 votes 5823


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7711 Current Rating: 7711 + 7071 = 14782 votesCurrent Rating: 7711 + 7071 = 14782 votes 7071

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 3582 = 7206 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 3582 = 7206 votes 3582

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2876 Current Rating: 2876 + 3042 = 5918 votesCurrent Rating: 2876 + 3042 = 5918 votes 3042

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3639 Current Rating: 3639 + 3597 = 7236 votesCurrent Rating: 3639 + 3597 = 7236 votes 3597

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 3358 = 6912 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 3358 = 6912 votes 3358

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3842 Current Rating: 3842 + 3941 = 7783 votesCurrent Rating: 3842 + 3941 = 7783 votes 3941

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4330 Current Rating: 4330 + 4206 = 8536 votesCurrent Rating: 4330 + 4206 = 8536 votes 4206

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2683 Current Rating: 2683 + 2783 = 5466 votesCurrent Rating: 2683 + 2783 = 5466 votes 2783

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 3027 = 5751 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 3027 = 5751 votes 3027

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3366 Current Rating: 3366 + 3603 = 6969 votesCurrent Rating: 3366 + 3603 = 6969 votes 3603

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 3405 = 6708 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 3405 = 6708 votes 3405

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2417 Current Rating: 2417 + 2796 = 5213 votesCurrent Rating: 2417 + 2796 = 5213 votes 2796

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2548 Current Rating: 2548 + 3583 = 6131 votesCurrent Rating: 2548 + 3583 = 6131 votes 3583






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