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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4186 Current Rating: 4186 + 4307 = 8493 votesCurrent Rating: 4186 + 4307 = 8493 votes 4307

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6440 Current Rating: 6440 + 6461 = 12901 votesCurrent Rating: 6440 + 6461 = 12901 votes 6461

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3286 Current Rating: 3286 + 3622 = 6908 votesCurrent Rating: 3286 + 3622 = 6908 votes 3622

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3346 Current Rating: 3346 + 3215 = 6561 votesCurrent Rating: 3346 + 3215 = 6561 votes 3215

[557] 19: Save a cow
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 3002 = 6486 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 3002 = 6486 votes 3002

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14995 Current Rating: 14995 + 17125 = 32120 votesCurrent Rating: 14995 + 17125 = 32120 votes 17125

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10447 Current Rating: 10447 + 11283 = 21730 votesCurrent Rating: 10447 + 11283 = 21730 votes 11283

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15270 Current Rating: 15270 + 23485 = 38755 votesCurrent Rating: 15270 + 23485 = 38755 votes 23485

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12843 Current Rating: 12843 + 14823 = 27666 votesCurrent Rating: 12843 + 14823 = 27666 votes 14823

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18748 Current Rating: 18748 + 69980 = 88728 votesCurrent Rating: 18748 + 69980 = 88728 votes 69980

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12700 Current Rating: 12700 + 15818 = 28518 votesCurrent Rating: 12700 + 15818 = 28518 votes 15818

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6836 Current Rating: 6836 + 6370 = 13206 votesCurrent Rating: 6836 + 6370 = 13206 votes 6370

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6525 Current Rating: 6525 + 6451 = 12976 votesCurrent Rating: 6525 + 6451 = 12976 votes 6451

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4432 Current Rating: 4432 + 4454 = 8886 votesCurrent Rating: 4432 + 4454 = 8886 votes 4454

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18904 Current Rating: 18904 + 19338 = 38242 votesCurrent Rating: 18904 + 19338 = 38242 votes 19338


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10662 Current Rating: 10662 + 11008 = 21670 votesCurrent Rating: 10662 + 11008 = 21670 votes 11008

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6241 Current Rating: 6241 + 6037 = 12278 votesCurrent Rating: 6241 + 6037 = 12278 votes 6037

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7941 Current Rating: 7941 + 7867 = 15808 votesCurrent Rating: 7941 + 7867 = 15808 votes 7867

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12799 Current Rating: 12799 + 13546 = 26345 votesCurrent Rating: 12799 + 13546 = 26345 votes 13546

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5659 Current Rating: 5659 + 5448 = 11107 votesCurrent Rating: 5659 + 5448 = 11107 votes 5448

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12988 Current Rating: 12988 + 14425 = 27413 votesCurrent Rating: 12988 + 14425 = 27413 votes 14425

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11718 Current Rating: 11718 + 11289 = 23007 votesCurrent Rating: 11718 + 11289 = 23007 votes 11289

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20976 Current Rating: 20976 + 21545 = 42521 votesCurrent Rating: 20976 + 21545 = 42521 votes 21545

[538] 17: A real man
6664 Current Rating: 6664 + 6602 = 13266 votesCurrent Rating: 6664 + 6602 = 13266 votes 6602

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14436 Current Rating: 14436 + 14606 = 29042 votesCurrent Rating: 14436 + 14606 = 29042 votes 14606

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6302 Current Rating: 6302 + 6383 = 12685 votesCurrent Rating: 6302 + 6383 = 12685 votes 6383

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16636 Current Rating: 16636 + 17138 = 33774 votesCurrent Rating: 16636 + 17138 = 33774 votes 17138

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14943 Current Rating: 14943 + 15426 = 30369 votesCurrent Rating: 14943 + 15426 = 30369 votes 15426

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13864 Current Rating: 13864 + 14187 = 28051 votesCurrent Rating: 13864 + 14187 = 28051 votes 14187

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10927 Current Rating: 10927 + 10743 = 21670 votesCurrent Rating: 10927 + 10743 = 21670 votes 10743

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2488 Current Rating: 2488 + 2814 = 5302 votesCurrent Rating: 2488 + 2814 = 5302 votes 2814

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1961 = 3836 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1961 = 3836 votes 1961

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3517 Current Rating: 3517 + 3876 = 7393 votesCurrent Rating: 3517 + 3876 = 7393 votes 3876

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1872 Current Rating: 1872 + 1487 = 3359 votesCurrent Rating: 1872 + 1487 = 3359 votes 1487

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1439 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1439 = 2745 votes 1439

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1606 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1606 = 3100 votes 1606


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 1638 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 1638 = 3284 votes 1638

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
2051 Current Rating: 2051 + 3841 = 5892 votesCurrent Rating: 2051 + 3841 = 5892 votes 3841

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2170 Current Rating: 2170 + 2717 = 4887 votesCurrent Rating: 2170 + 2717 = 4887 votes 2717

[522] 26: Hey babe
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 3157 = 5682 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 3157 = 5682 votes 3157

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5218 Current Rating: 5218 + 5738 = 10956 votesCurrent Rating: 5218 + 5738 = 10956 votes 5738

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7515 Current Rating: 7515 + 7761 = 15276 votesCurrent Rating: 7515 + 7761 = 15276 votes 7761

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25055 Current Rating: 25055 + 26690 = 51745 votesCurrent Rating: 25055 + 26690 = 51745 votes 26690

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9526 Current Rating: 9526 + 9370 = 18896 votesCurrent Rating: 9526 + 9370 = 18896 votes 9370

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12391 Current Rating: 12391 + 12893 = 25284 votesCurrent Rating: 12391 + 12893 = 25284 votes 12893

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10348 Current Rating: 10348 + 10894 = 21242 votesCurrent Rating: 10348 + 10894 = 21242 votes 10894

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
27050 Current Rating: 27050 + 28248 = 55298 votesCurrent Rating: 27050 + 28248 = 55298 votes 28248

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
40226 Current Rating: 40226 + 38927 = 79153 votesCurrent Rating: 40226 + 38927 = 79153 votes 38927

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24663 Current Rating: 24663 + 25611 = 50274 votesCurrent Rating: 24663 + 25611 = 50274 votes 25611

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11575 Current Rating: 11575 + 11896 = 23471 votesCurrent Rating: 11575 + 11896 = 23471 votes 11896

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27496 Current Rating: 27496 + 27971 = 55467 votesCurrent Rating: 27496 + 27971 = 55467 votes 27971

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1939 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1939 = 3789 votes 1939

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28705 Current Rating: 28705 + 29254 = 57959 votesCurrent Rating: 28705 + 29254 = 57959 votes 29254

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6442 Current Rating: 6442 + 6581 = 13023 votesCurrent Rating: 6442 + 6581 = 13023 votes 6581

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12192 Current Rating: 12192 + 12543 = 24735 votesCurrent Rating: 12192 + 12543 = 24735 votes 12543

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9167 Current Rating: 9167 + 8702 = 17869 votesCurrent Rating: 9167 + 8702 = 17869 votes 8702

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7686 Current Rating: 7686 + 7358 = 15044 votesCurrent Rating: 7686 + 7358 = 15044 votes 7358


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
27728 Current Rating: 27728 + 31347 = 59075 votesCurrent Rating: 27728 + 31347 = 59075 votes 31347

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
5038 Current Rating: 5038 + 4956 = 9994 votesCurrent Rating: 5038 + 4956 = 9994 votes 4956

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 3918 = 8173 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 3918 = 8173 votes 3918

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7819 Current Rating: 7819 + 7656 = 15475 votesCurrent Rating: 7819 + 7656 = 15475 votes 7656

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6222 Current Rating: 6222 + 6542 = 12764 votesCurrent Rating: 6222 + 6542 = 12764 votes 6542

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6263 Current Rating: 6263 + 6039 = 12302 votesCurrent Rating: 6263 + 6039 = 12302 votes 6039

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4339 Current Rating: 4339 + 4251 = 8590 votesCurrent Rating: 4339 + 4251 = 8590 votes 4251

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5512 Current Rating: 5512 + 5390 = 10902 votesCurrent Rating: 5512 + 5390 = 10902 votes 5390

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4505 Current Rating: 4505 + 4428 = 8933 votesCurrent Rating: 4505 + 4428 = 8933 votes 4428

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
12029 Current Rating: 12029 + 17584 = 29613 votesCurrent Rating: 12029 + 17584 = 29613 votes 17584

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13775 Current Rating: 13775 + 16132 = 29907 votesCurrent Rating: 13775 + 16132 = 29907 votes 16132

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9097 Current Rating: 9097 + 8672 = 17769 votesCurrent Rating: 9097 + 8672 = 17769 votes 8672

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8854 Current Rating: 8854 + 8438 = 17292 votesCurrent Rating: 8854 + 8438 = 17292 votes 8438

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
8051 Current Rating: 8051 + 7243 = 15294 votesCurrent Rating: 8051 + 7243 = 15294 votes 7243

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7827 Current Rating: 7827 + 7396 = 15223 votesCurrent Rating: 7827 + 7396 = 15223 votes 7396

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21202 Current Rating: 21202 + 20989 = 42191 votesCurrent Rating: 21202 + 20989 = 42191 votes 20989

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11936 Current Rating: 11936 + 12231 = 24167 votesCurrent Rating: 11936 + 12231 = 24167 votes 12231

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9746 Current Rating: 9746 + 10461 = 20207 votesCurrent Rating: 9746 + 10461 = 20207 votes 10461

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9183 Current Rating: 9183 + 9096 = 18279 votesCurrent Rating: 9183 + 9096 = 18279 votes 9096

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10858 Current Rating: 10858 + 10960 = 21818 votesCurrent Rating: 10858 + 10960 = 21818 votes 10960

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31778 Current Rating: 31778 + 32238 = 64016 votesCurrent Rating: 31778 + 32238 = 64016 votes 32238

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9540 Current Rating: 9540 + 9267 = 18807 votesCurrent Rating: 9540 + 9267 = 18807 votes 9267


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
10129 Current Rating: 10129 + 10671 = 20800 votesCurrent Rating: 10129 + 10671 = 20800 votes 10671

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12976 Current Rating: 12976 + 14637 = 27613 votesCurrent Rating: 12976 + 14637 = 27613 votes 14637

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13172 Current Rating: 13172 + 14805 = 27977 votesCurrent Rating: 13172 + 14805 = 27977 votes 14805

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27873 Current Rating: 27873 + 28240 = 56113 votesCurrent Rating: 27873 + 28240 = 56113 votes 28240

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12738 Current Rating: 12738 + 14549 = 27287 votesCurrent Rating: 12738 + 14549 = 27287 votes 14549

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
31161 Current Rating: 31161 + 36559 = 67720 votesCurrent Rating: 31161 + 36559 = 67720 votes 36559

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11306 Current Rating: 11306 + 11919 = 23225 votesCurrent Rating: 11306 + 11919 = 23225 votes 11919

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10625 Current Rating: 10625 + 10429 = 21054 votesCurrent Rating: 10625 + 10429 = 21054 votes 10429

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27406 Current Rating: 27406 + 26804 = 54210 votesCurrent Rating: 27406 + 26804 = 54210 votes 26804

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9494 Current Rating: 9494 + 9082 = 18576 votesCurrent Rating: 9494 + 9082 = 18576 votes 9082

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14245 Current Rating: 14245 + 15214 = 29459 votesCurrent Rating: 14245 + 15214 = 29459 votes 15214

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11693 Current Rating: 11693 + 11059 = 22752 votesCurrent Rating: 11693 + 11059 = 22752 votes 11059

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11453 Current Rating: 11453 + 10669 = 22122 votesCurrent Rating: 11453 + 10669 = 22122 votes 10669

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7932 Current Rating: 7932 + 7111 = 15043 votesCurrent Rating: 7932 + 7111 = 15043 votes 7111

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5385 Current Rating: 5385 + 4614 = 9999 votesCurrent Rating: 5385 + 4614 = 9999 votes 4614

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6817 Current Rating: 6817 + 6049 = 12866 votesCurrent Rating: 6817 + 6049 = 12866 votes 6049

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9525 Current Rating: 9525 + 8827 = 18352 votesCurrent Rating: 9525 + 8827 = 18352 votes 8827

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5996 Current Rating: 5996 + 5624 = 11620 votesCurrent Rating: 5996 + 5624 = 11620 votes 5624

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5167 Current Rating: 5167 + 5359 = 10526 votesCurrent Rating: 5167 + 5359 = 10526 votes 5359

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
6040 Current Rating: 6040 + 5158 = 11198 votesCurrent Rating: 6040 + 5158 = 11198 votes 5158

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14438 Current Rating: 14438 + 14572 = 29010 votesCurrent Rating: 14438 + 14572 = 29010 votes 14572


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9985 Current Rating: 9985 + 11389 = 21374 votesCurrent Rating: 9985 + 11389 = 21374 votes 11389

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4526 Current Rating: 4526 + 4097 = 8623 votesCurrent Rating: 4526 + 4097 = 8623 votes 4097

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2203 Current Rating: 2203 + 1903 = 4106 votesCurrent Rating: 2203 + 1903 = 4106 votes 1903

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4513 Current Rating: 4513 + 3845 = 8358 votesCurrent Rating: 4513 + 3845 = 8358 votes 3845

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3695 Current Rating: 3695 + 3232 = 6927 votesCurrent Rating: 3695 + 3232 = 6927 votes 3232

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6954 Current Rating: 6954 + 6768 = 13722 votesCurrent Rating: 6954 + 6768 = 13722 votes 6768

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5200 Current Rating: 5200 + 4202 = 9402 votesCurrent Rating: 5200 + 4202 = 9402 votes 4202

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2408 Current Rating: 2408 + 2768 = 5176 votesCurrent Rating: 2408 + 2768 = 5176 votes 2768

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3193 Current Rating: 3193 + 2955 = 6148 votesCurrent Rating: 3193 + 2955 = 6148 votes 2955

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2573 Current Rating: 2573 + 2613 = 5186 votesCurrent Rating: 2573 + 2613 = 5186 votes 2613

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2077 Current Rating: 2077 + 1981 = 4058 votesCurrent Rating: 2077 + 1981 = 4058 votes 1981

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3593 = 7621 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3593 = 7621 votes 3593

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2890 Current Rating: 2890 + 2697 = 5587 votesCurrent Rating: 2890 + 2697 = 5587 votes 2697

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6228 Current Rating: 6228 + 5687 = 11915 votesCurrent Rating: 6228 + 5687 = 11915 votes 5687

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4200 Current Rating: 4200 + 4231 = 8431 votesCurrent Rating: 4200 + 4231 = 8431 votes 4231

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3185 Current Rating: 3185 + 2913 = 6098 votesCurrent Rating: 3185 + 2913 = 6098 votes 2913

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7243 Current Rating: 7243 + 6864 = 14107 votesCurrent Rating: 7243 + 6864 = 14107 votes 6864

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 3189 = 6204 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 3189 = 6204 votes 3189

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
4546 Current Rating: 4546 + 4170 = 8716 votesCurrent Rating: 4546 + 4170 = 8716 votes 4170

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6282 Current Rating: 6282 + 6611 = 12893 votesCurrent Rating: 6282 + 6611 = 12893 votes 6611

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17542 Current Rating: 17542 + 17172 = 34714 votesCurrent Rating: 17542 + 17172 = 34714 votes 17172


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 2931 = 5722 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 2931 = 5722 votes 2931

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5756 Current Rating: 5756 + 4865 = 10621 votesCurrent Rating: 5756 + 4865 = 10621 votes 4865

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
67355 Current Rating: 67355 + 68905 = 136260 votesCurrent Rating: 67355 + 68905 = 136260 votes 68905

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
332828 Current Rating: 332828 + 325950 = 658778 votesCurrent Rating: 332828 + 325950 = 658778 votes 325950

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15438 Current Rating: 15438 + 15866 = 31304 votesCurrent Rating: 15438 + 15866 = 31304 votes 15866

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2925 Current Rating: 2925 + 2760 = 5685 votesCurrent Rating: 2925 + 2760 = 5685 votes 2760

[434] 21: If you went camping
3235 Current Rating: 3235 + 3581 = 6816 votesCurrent Rating: 3235 + 3581 = 6816 votes 3581

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11839 Current Rating: 11839 + 20451 = 32290 votesCurrent Rating: 11839 + 20451 = 32290 votes 20451

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
13037 Current Rating: 13037 + 19353 = 32390 votesCurrent Rating: 13037 + 19353 = 32390 votes 19353

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4827 Current Rating: 4827 + 4373 = 9200 votesCurrent Rating: 4827 + 4373 = 9200 votes 4373

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3921 Current Rating: 3921 + 5531 = 9452 votesCurrent Rating: 3921 + 5531 = 9452 votes 5531

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2759 Current Rating: 2759 + 2996 = 5755 votesCurrent Rating: 2759 + 2996 = 5755 votes 2996

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4658 Current Rating: 4658 + 3787 = 8445 votesCurrent Rating: 4658 + 3787 = 8445 votes 3787

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 3078 = 6321 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 3078 = 6321 votes 3078

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
3027 Current Rating: 3027 + 2939 = 5966 votesCurrent Rating: 3027 + 2939 = 5966 votes 2939

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
10817 Current Rating: 10817 + 10880 = 21697 votesCurrent Rating: 10817 + 10880 = 21697 votes 10880

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2698 Current Rating: 2698 + 2524 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2698 + 2524 = 5222 votes 2524

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3148 Current Rating: 3148 + 3663 = 6811 votesCurrent Rating: 3148 + 3663 = 6811 votes 3663

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3616 Current Rating: 3616 + 3008 = 6624 votesCurrent Rating: 3616 + 3008 = 6624 votes 3008


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3106 Current Rating: 3106 + 3283 = 6389 votesCurrent Rating: 3106 + 3283 = 6389 votes 3283

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 3675 = 7768 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 3675 = 7768 votes 3675

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3335 = 7166 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3335 = 7166 votes 3335

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3453 = 7291 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3453 = 7291 votes 3453

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3086 Current Rating: 3086 + 3117 = 6203 votesCurrent Rating: 3086 + 3117 = 6203 votes 3117

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4262 Current Rating: 4262 + 3867 = 8129 votesCurrent Rating: 4262 + 3867 = 8129 votes 3867

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6891 Current Rating: 6891 + 7405 = 14296 votesCurrent Rating: 6891 + 7405 = 14296 votes 7405

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8868 Current Rating: 8868 + 7648 = 16516 votesCurrent Rating: 8868 + 7648 = 16516 votes 7648

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
6886 Current Rating: 6886 + 4845 = 11731 votesCurrent Rating: 6886 + 4845 = 11731 votes 4845

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3511 Current Rating: 3511 + 3400 = 6911 votesCurrent Rating: 3511 + 3400 = 6911 votes 3400

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3545 Current Rating: 3545 + 3741 = 7286 votesCurrent Rating: 3545 + 3741 = 7286 votes 3741

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
8210 Current Rating: 8210 + 7910 = 16120 votesCurrent Rating: 8210 + 7910 = 16120 votes 7910

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3964 = 8216 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3964 = 8216 votes 3964

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4480 Current Rating: 4480 + 4201 = 8681 votesCurrent Rating: 4480 + 4201 = 8681 votes 4201

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5344 Current Rating: 5344 + 4747 = 10091 votesCurrent Rating: 5344 + 4747 = 10091 votes 4747

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5107 Current Rating: 5107 + 6007 = 11114 votesCurrent Rating: 5107 + 6007 = 11114 votes 6007

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
13476 Current Rating: 13476 + 14067 = 27543 votesCurrent Rating: 13476 + 14067 = 27543 votes 14067

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4714 Current Rating: 4714 + 4204 = 8918 votesCurrent Rating: 4714 + 4204 = 8918 votes 4204

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1334 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1334 = 2929 votes 1334

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3530 Current Rating: 3530 + 5384 = 8914 votesCurrent Rating: 3530 + 5384 = 8914 votes 5384


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13569 Current Rating: 13569 + 15558 = 29127 votesCurrent Rating: 13569 + 15558 = 29127 votes 15558

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
9395 Current Rating: 9395 + 8346 = 17741 votesCurrent Rating: 9395 + 8346 = 17741 votes 8346

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4277 Current Rating: 4277 + 3732 = 8009 votesCurrent Rating: 4277 + 3732 = 8009 votes 3732

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12590 Current Rating: 12590 + 14772 = 27362 votesCurrent Rating: 12590 + 14772 = 27362 votes 14772

[397] 15: I Love you
35179 Current Rating: 35179 + 34051 = 69230 votesCurrent Rating: 35179 + 34051 = 69230 votes 34051

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6178 Current Rating: 6178 + 6489 = 12667 votesCurrent Rating: 6178 + 6489 = 12667 votes 6489

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
47615 Current Rating: 47615 + 58182 = 105797 votesCurrent Rating: 47615 + 58182 = 105797 votes 58182

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4065 Current Rating: 4065 + 3613 = 7678 votesCurrent Rating: 4065 + 3613 = 7678 votes 3613

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4459 Current Rating: 4459 + 4041 = 8500 votesCurrent Rating: 4459 + 4041 = 8500 votes 4041

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4233 Current Rating: 4233 + 4044 = 8277 votesCurrent Rating: 4233 + 4044 = 8277 votes 4044

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 3543 = 7275 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 3543 = 7275 votes 3543

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5164 Current Rating: 5164 + 4720 = 9884 votesCurrent Rating: 5164 + 4720 = 9884 votes 4720

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
7189 Current Rating: 7189 + 6972 = 14161 votesCurrent Rating: 7189 + 6972 = 14161 votes 6972


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5682 Current Rating: 5682 + 5201 = 10883 votesCurrent Rating: 5682 + 5201 = 10883 votes 5201

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3615 Current Rating: 3615 + 3558 = 7173 votesCurrent Rating: 3615 + 3558 = 7173 votes 3558

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15648 Current Rating: 15648 + 15575 = 31223 votesCurrent Rating: 15648 + 15575 = 31223 votes 15575

[385] 25: Can you please call security
9016 Current Rating: 9016 + 9908 = 18924 votesCurrent Rating: 9016 + 9908 = 18924 votes 9908

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3798 Current Rating: 3798 + 3674 = 7472 votesCurrent Rating: 3798 + 3674 = 7472 votes 3674

[383] 23: This book says
4692 Current Rating: 4692 + 4091 = 8783 votesCurrent Rating: 4692 + 4091 = 8783 votes 4091

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4274 Current Rating: 4274 + 3818 = 8092 votesCurrent Rating: 4274 + 3818 = 8092 votes 3818

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
10071 Current Rating: 10071 + 9038 = 19109 votesCurrent Rating: 10071 + 9038 = 19109 votes 9038

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
5323 Current Rating: 5323 + 4066 = 9389 votesCurrent Rating: 5323 + 4066 = 9389 votes 4066

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4896 Current Rating: 4896 + 4575 = 9471 votesCurrent Rating: 4896 + 4575 = 9471 votes 4575

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13344 Current Rating: 13344 + 25996 = 39340 votesCurrent Rating: 13344 + 25996 = 39340 votes 25996

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13178 Current Rating: 13178 + 22999 = 36177 votesCurrent Rating: 13178 + 22999 = 36177 votes 22999

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
110507 Current Rating: 110507 + 109300 = 219807 votesCurrent Rating: 110507 + 109300 = 219807 votes 109300

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6921 Current Rating: 6921 + 6806 = 13727 votesCurrent Rating: 6921 + 6806 = 13727 votes 6806

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6793 Current Rating: 6793 + 6374 = 13167 votesCurrent Rating: 6793 + 6374 = 13167 votes 6374

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4743 Current Rating: 4743 + 3881 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 4743 + 3881 = 8624 votes 3881

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10593 Current Rating: 10593 + 11122 = 21715 votesCurrent Rating: 10593 + 11122 = 21715 votes 11122

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14900 Current Rating: 14900 + 15686 = 30586 votesCurrent Rating: 14900 + 15686 = 30586 votes 15686


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
9331 Current Rating: 9331 + 7107 = 16438 votesCurrent Rating: 9331 + 7107 = 16438 votes 7107

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
6163 Current Rating: 6163 + 4927 = 11090 votesCurrent Rating: 6163 + 4927 = 11090 votes 4927

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5577 Current Rating: 5577 + 4754 = 10331 votesCurrent Rating: 5577 + 4754 = 10331 votes 4754

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4902 Current Rating: 4902 + 4051 = 8953 votesCurrent Rating: 4902 + 4051 = 8953 votes 4051

[366] 22: You look like crap
4906 Current Rating: 4906 + 4332 = 9238 votesCurrent Rating: 4906 + 4332 = 9238 votes 4332

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
11530 Current Rating: 11530 + 10865 = 22395 votesCurrent Rating: 11530 + 10865 = 22395 votes 10865

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13471 Current Rating: 13471 + 17560 = 31031 votesCurrent Rating: 13471 + 17560 = 31031 votes 17560

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7518 Current Rating: 7518 + 8121 = 15639 votesCurrent Rating: 7518 + 8121 = 15639 votes 8121

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4363 Current Rating: 4363 + 4024 = 8387 votesCurrent Rating: 4363 + 4024 = 8387 votes 4024

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4236 Current Rating: 4236 + 4683 = 8919 votesCurrent Rating: 4236 + 4683 = 8919 votes 4683

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6401 Current Rating: 6401 + 6315 = 12716 votesCurrent Rating: 6401 + 6315 = 12716 votes 6315

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 4281 = 9341 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 4281 = 9341 votes 4281

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
5024 Current Rating: 5024 + 4725 = 9749 votesCurrent Rating: 5024 + 4725 = 9749 votes 4725

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12677 Current Rating: 12677 + 12414 = 25091 votesCurrent Rating: 12677 + 12414 = 25091 votes 12414

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3844 Current Rating: 3844 + 4032 = 7876 votesCurrent Rating: 3844 + 4032 = 7876 votes 4032

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
4017 Current Rating: 4017 + 4091 = 8108 votesCurrent Rating: 4017 + 4091 = 8108 votes 4091

[354] 1: In the old days
5734 Current Rating: 5734 + 6322 = 12056 votesCurrent Rating: 5734 + 6322 = 12056 votes 6322


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8323 Current Rating: 8323 + 7543 = 15866 votesCurrent Rating: 8323 + 7543 = 15866 votes 7543

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4197 Current Rating: 4197 + 4151 = 8348 votesCurrent Rating: 4197 + 4151 = 8348 votes 4151

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 3373 = 6569 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 3373 = 6569 votes 3373

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3824 = 7932 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3824 = 7932 votes 3824

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4065 Current Rating: 4065 + 3856 = 7921 votesCurrent Rating: 4065 + 3856 = 7921 votes 3856

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4276 Current Rating: 4276 + 4390 = 8666 votesCurrent Rating: 4276 + 4390 = 8666 votes 4390

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4757 Current Rating: 4757 + 4492 = 9249 votesCurrent Rating: 4757 + 4492 = 9249 votes 4492

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3219 Current Rating: 3219 + 3321 = 6540 votesCurrent Rating: 3219 + 3321 = 6540 votes 3321

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3312 Current Rating: 3312 + 3602 = 6914 votesCurrent Rating: 3312 + 3602 = 6914 votes 3602

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 4053 = 8484 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 4053 = 8484 votes 4053

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4742 Current Rating: 4742 + 4083 = 8825 votesCurrent Rating: 4742 + 4083 = 8825 votes 4083

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 3300 = 6254 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 3300 = 6254 votes 3300

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3945 Current Rating: 3945 + 4754 = 8699 votesCurrent Rating: 3945 + 4754 = 8699 votes 4754






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