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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 4486 = 8873 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 4486 = 8873 votes 4486

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6803 Current Rating: 6803 + 6676 = 13479 votesCurrent Rating: 6803 + 6676 = 13479 votes 6676

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3385 Current Rating: 3385 + 3722 = 7107 votesCurrent Rating: 3385 + 3722 = 7107 votes 3722

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 3314 = 6767 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 3314 = 6767 votes 3314

[557] 19: Save a cow
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3187 = 6915 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3187 = 6915 votes 3187

[556] 15: You know the idiom
15351 Current Rating: 15351 + 17437 = 32788 votesCurrent Rating: 15351 + 17437 = 32788 votes 17437

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10749 Current Rating: 10749 + 11484 = 22233 votesCurrent Rating: 10749 + 11484 = 22233 votes 11484

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
15586 Current Rating: 15586 + 25088 = 40674 votesCurrent Rating: 15586 + 25088 = 40674 votes 25088

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
13100 Current Rating: 13100 + 15718 = 28818 votesCurrent Rating: 13100 + 15718 = 28818 votes 15718

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
19643 Current Rating: 19643 + 80813 = 100456 votesCurrent Rating: 19643 + 80813 = 100456 votes 80813

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12911 Current Rating: 12911 + 16490 = 29401 votesCurrent Rating: 12911 + 16490 = 29401 votes 16490

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
7267 Current Rating: 7267 + 6559 = 13826 votesCurrent Rating: 7267 + 6559 = 13826 votes 6559

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6698 Current Rating: 6698 + 6566 = 13264 votesCurrent Rating: 6698 + 6566 = 13264 votes 6566

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4647 Current Rating: 4647 + 4649 = 9296 votesCurrent Rating: 4647 + 4649 = 9296 votes 4649

[547] 1: I think all of those people
19078 Current Rating: 19078 + 19528 = 38606 votesCurrent Rating: 19078 + 19528 = 38606 votes 19528


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10802 Current Rating: 10802 + 11157 = 21959 votesCurrent Rating: 10802 + 11157 = 21959 votes 11157

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6380 Current Rating: 6380 + 6170 = 12550 votesCurrent Rating: 6380 + 6170 = 12550 votes 6170

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
8078 Current Rating: 8078 + 7993 = 16071 votesCurrent Rating: 8078 + 7993 = 16071 votes 7993

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12920 Current Rating: 12920 + 13698 = 26618 votesCurrent Rating: 12920 + 13698 = 26618 votes 13698

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5902 Current Rating: 5902 + 5679 = 11581 votesCurrent Rating: 5902 + 5679 = 11581 votes 5679

[541] 22: I canít believe it
13151 Current Rating: 13151 + 14602 = 27753 votesCurrent Rating: 13151 + 14602 = 27753 votes 14602

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11885 Current Rating: 11885 + 11499 = 23384 votesCurrent Rating: 11885 + 11499 = 23384 votes 11499

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
21134 Current Rating: 21134 + 21711 = 42845 votesCurrent Rating: 21134 + 21711 = 42845 votes 21711

[538] 17: A real man
6821 Current Rating: 6821 + 6754 = 13575 votesCurrent Rating: 6821 + 6754 = 13575 votes 6754

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14627 Current Rating: 14627 + 14798 = 29425 votesCurrent Rating: 14627 + 14798 = 29425 votes 14798

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6511 Current Rating: 6511 + 6592 = 13103 votesCurrent Rating: 6511 + 6592 = 13103 votes 6592

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16770 Current Rating: 16770 + 17283 = 34053 votesCurrent Rating: 16770 + 17283 = 34053 votes 17283

[534] 11: Thanks Google
15106 Current Rating: 15106 + 15603 = 30709 votesCurrent Rating: 15106 + 15603 = 30709 votes 15603

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13961 Current Rating: 13961 + 14281 = 28242 votesCurrent Rating: 13961 + 14281 = 28242 votes 14281

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
11118 Current Rating: 11118 + 10938 = 22056 votesCurrent Rating: 11118 + 10938 = 22056 votes 10938

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2677 Current Rating: 2677 + 2984 = 5661 votesCurrent Rating: 2677 + 2984 = 5661 votes 2984

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
2064 Current Rating: 2064 + 2116 = 4180 votesCurrent Rating: 2064 + 2116 = 4180 votes 2116

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3686 Current Rating: 3686 + 4027 = 7713 votesCurrent Rating: 3686 + 4027 = 7713 votes 4027

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 1659 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 1659 = 3697 votes 1659

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1641 = 3147 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1641 = 3147 votes 1641

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1763 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1763 = 3418 votes 1763


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1808 = 3636 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1808 = 3636 votes 1808

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 4170 = 6438 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 4170 = 6438 votes 4170

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
2381 Current Rating: 2381 + 2941 = 5322 votesCurrent Rating: 2381 + 2941 = 5322 votes 2941

[522] 26: Hey babe
2690 Current Rating: 2690 + 3326 = 6016 votesCurrent Rating: 2690 + 3326 = 6016 votes 3326

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5439 Current Rating: 5439 + 5949 = 11388 votesCurrent Rating: 5439 + 5949 = 11388 votes 5949

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7656 Current Rating: 7656 + 7894 = 15550 votesCurrent Rating: 7656 + 7894 = 15550 votes 7894

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
25220 Current Rating: 25220 + 26872 = 52092 votesCurrent Rating: 25220 + 26872 = 52092 votes 26872

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9727 Current Rating: 9727 + 9515 = 19242 votesCurrent Rating: 9727 + 9515 = 19242 votes 9515

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12517 Current Rating: 12517 + 13025 = 25542 votesCurrent Rating: 12517 + 13025 = 25542 votes 13025

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10558 Current Rating: 10558 + 11055 = 21613 votesCurrent Rating: 10558 + 11055 = 21613 votes 11055

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
27384 Current Rating: 27384 + 28507 = 55891 votesCurrent Rating: 27384 + 28507 = 55891 votes 28507

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
42410 Current Rating: 42410 + 42154 = 84564 votesCurrent Rating: 42410 + 42154 = 84564 votes 42154

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24852 Current Rating: 24852 + 25808 = 50660 votesCurrent Rating: 24852 + 25808 = 50660 votes 25808

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11776 Current Rating: 11776 + 12104 = 23880 votesCurrent Rating: 11776 + 12104 = 23880 votes 12104

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27600 Current Rating: 27600 + 28072 = 55672 votesCurrent Rating: 27600 + 28072 = 55672 votes 28072

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 2128 = 4167 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 2128 = 4167 votes 2128

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28869 Current Rating: 28869 + 29408 = 58277 votesCurrent Rating: 28869 + 29408 = 58277 votes 29408

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6593 Current Rating: 6593 + 6724 = 13317 votesCurrent Rating: 6593 + 6724 = 13317 votes 6724

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12402 Current Rating: 12402 + 12778 = 25180 votesCurrent Rating: 12402 + 12778 = 25180 votes 12778

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
9375 Current Rating: 9375 + 8869 = 18244 votesCurrent Rating: 9375 + 8869 = 18244 votes 8869

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
8104 Current Rating: 8104 + 7593 = 15697 votesCurrent Rating: 8104 + 7593 = 15697 votes 7593


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
29120 Current Rating: 29120 + 32037 = 61157 votesCurrent Rating: 29120 + 32037 = 61157 votes 32037

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
5185 Current Rating: 5185 + 5121 = 10306 votesCurrent Rating: 5185 + 5121 = 10306 votes 5121

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4506 Current Rating: 4506 + 4058 = 8564 votesCurrent Rating: 4506 + 4058 = 8564 votes 4058

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
8058 Current Rating: 8058 + 7853 = 15911 votesCurrent Rating: 8058 + 7853 = 15911 votes 7853

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6387 Current Rating: 6387 + 6706 = 13093 votesCurrent Rating: 6387 + 6706 = 13093 votes 6706

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6546 Current Rating: 6546 + 6257 = 12803 votesCurrent Rating: 6546 + 6257 = 12803 votes 6257

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4500 Current Rating: 4500 + 4413 = 8913 votesCurrent Rating: 4500 + 4413 = 8913 votes 4413

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5745 Current Rating: 5745 + 5612 = 11357 votesCurrent Rating: 5745 + 5612 = 11357 votes 5612

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4930 Current Rating: 4930 + 4681 = 9611 votesCurrent Rating: 4930 + 4681 = 9611 votes 4681

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
12264 Current Rating: 12264 + 18974 = 31238 votesCurrent Rating: 12264 + 18974 = 31238 votes 18974

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13963 Current Rating: 13963 + 16503 = 30466 votesCurrent Rating: 13963 + 16503 = 30466 votes 16503

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
9296 Current Rating: 9296 + 8795 = 18091 votesCurrent Rating: 9296 + 8795 = 18091 votes 8795

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8993 Current Rating: 8993 + 8551 = 17544 votesCurrent Rating: 8993 + 8551 = 17544 votes 8551

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
8458 Current Rating: 8458 + 7441 = 15899 votesCurrent Rating: 8458 + 7441 = 15899 votes 7441

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7938 Current Rating: 7938 + 7481 = 15419 votesCurrent Rating: 7938 + 7481 = 15419 votes 7481

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
21495 Current Rating: 21495 + 21222 = 42717 votesCurrent Rating: 21495 + 21222 = 42717 votes 21222

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
12154 Current Rating: 12154 + 12454 = 24608 votesCurrent Rating: 12154 + 12454 = 24608 votes 12454

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9975 Current Rating: 9975 + 10570 = 20545 votesCurrent Rating: 9975 + 10570 = 20545 votes 10570

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
9426 Current Rating: 9426 + 9324 = 18750 votesCurrent Rating: 9426 + 9324 = 18750 votes 9324

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
11041 Current Rating: 11041 + 11204 = 22245 votesCurrent Rating: 11041 + 11204 = 22245 votes 11204

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31946 Current Rating: 31946 + 32364 = 64310 votesCurrent Rating: 31946 + 32364 = 64310 votes 32364

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9725 Current Rating: 9725 + 9412 = 19137 votesCurrent Rating: 9725 + 9412 = 19137 votes 9412


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
10743 Current Rating: 10743 + 10842 = 21585 votesCurrent Rating: 10743 + 10842 = 21585 votes 10842

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
13084 Current Rating: 13084 + 14765 = 27849 votesCurrent Rating: 13084 + 14765 = 27849 votes 14765

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
13345 Current Rating: 13345 + 15034 = 28379 votesCurrent Rating: 13345 + 15034 = 28379 votes 15034

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27948 Current Rating: 27948 + 28315 = 56263 votesCurrent Rating: 27948 + 28315 = 56263 votes 28315

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
13007 Current Rating: 13007 + 14898 = 27905 votesCurrent Rating: 13007 + 14898 = 27905 votes 14898

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
32823 Current Rating: 32823 + 37700 = 70523 votesCurrent Rating: 32823 + 37700 = 70523 votes 37700

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11455 Current Rating: 11455 + 12065 = 23520 votesCurrent Rating: 11455 + 12065 = 23520 votes 12065

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10804 Current Rating: 10804 + 10626 = 21430 votesCurrent Rating: 10804 + 10626 = 21430 votes 10626

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
27834 Current Rating: 27834 + 27050 = 54884 votesCurrent Rating: 27834 + 27050 = 54884 votes 27050

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9746 Current Rating: 9746 + 9311 = 19057 votesCurrent Rating: 9746 + 9311 = 19057 votes 9311

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14423 Current Rating: 14423 + 15427 = 29850 votesCurrent Rating: 14423 + 15427 = 29850 votes 15427

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11905 Current Rating: 11905 + 11253 = 23158 votesCurrent Rating: 11905 + 11253 = 23158 votes 11253

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11700 Current Rating: 11700 + 10877 = 22577 votesCurrent Rating: 11700 + 10877 = 22577 votes 10877

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
8058 Current Rating: 8058 + 7220 = 15278 votesCurrent Rating: 8058 + 7220 = 15278 votes 7220

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5808 Current Rating: 5808 + 4863 = 10671 votesCurrent Rating: 5808 + 4863 = 10671 votes 4863

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
7161 Current Rating: 7161 + 6192 = 13353 votesCurrent Rating: 7161 + 6192 = 13353 votes 6192

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9622 Current Rating: 9622 + 8912 = 18534 votesCurrent Rating: 9622 + 8912 = 18534 votes 8912

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
6223 Current Rating: 6223 + 5815 = 12038 votesCurrent Rating: 6223 + 5815 = 12038 votes 5815

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5342 Current Rating: 5342 + 5517 = 10859 votesCurrent Rating: 5342 + 5517 = 10859 votes 5517

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
6433 Current Rating: 6433 + 5294 = 11727 votesCurrent Rating: 6433 + 5294 = 11727 votes 5294

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14634 Current Rating: 14634 + 15159 = 29793 votesCurrent Rating: 14634 + 15159 = 29793 votes 15159


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
11016 Current Rating: 11016 + 11792 = 22808 votesCurrent Rating: 11016 + 11792 = 22808 votes 11792

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4871 Current Rating: 4871 + 4324 = 9195 votesCurrent Rating: 4871 + 4324 = 9195 votes 4324

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2373 Current Rating: 2373 + 2055 = 4428 votesCurrent Rating: 2373 + 2055 = 4428 votes 2055

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4786 Current Rating: 4786 + 4023 = 8809 votesCurrent Rating: 4786 + 4023 = 8809 votes 4023

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3831 Current Rating: 3831 + 3364 = 7195 votesCurrent Rating: 3831 + 3364 = 7195 votes 3364

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
7216 Current Rating: 7216 + 6935 = 14151 votesCurrent Rating: 7216 + 6935 = 14151 votes 6935

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
5470 Current Rating: 5470 + 4347 = 9817 votesCurrent Rating: 5470 + 4347 = 9817 votes 4347

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2554 Current Rating: 2554 + 2915 = 5469 votesCurrent Rating: 2554 + 2915 = 5469 votes 2915

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3415 Current Rating: 3415 + 3163 = 6578 votesCurrent Rating: 3415 + 3163 = 6578 votes 3163

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2763 Current Rating: 2763 + 2813 = 5576 votesCurrent Rating: 2763 + 2813 = 5576 votes 2813

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2168 Current Rating: 2168 + 2067 = 4235 votesCurrent Rating: 2168 + 2067 = 4235 votes 2067

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
4256 Current Rating: 4256 + 3817 = 8073 votesCurrent Rating: 4256 + 3817 = 8073 votes 3817

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
3178 Current Rating: 3178 + 2931 = 6109 votesCurrent Rating: 3178 + 2931 = 6109 votes 2931

[448] 12: Sheís hot
6461 Current Rating: 6461 + 5892 = 12353 votesCurrent Rating: 6461 + 5892 = 12353 votes 5892

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4412 Current Rating: 4412 + 4411 = 8823 votesCurrent Rating: 4412 + 4411 = 8823 votes 4411

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3276 Current Rating: 3276 + 2979 = 6255 votesCurrent Rating: 3276 + 2979 = 6255 votes 2979

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7478 Current Rating: 7478 + 7080 = 14558 votesCurrent Rating: 7478 + 7080 = 14558 votes 7080

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
3130 Current Rating: 3130 + 3277 = 6407 votesCurrent Rating: 3130 + 3277 = 6407 votes 3277

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
5180 Current Rating: 5180 + 4631 = 9811 votesCurrent Rating: 5180 + 4631 = 9811 votes 4631

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 6772 = 13265 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 6772 = 13265 votes 6772

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17723 Current Rating: 17723 + 17383 = 35106 votesCurrent Rating: 17723 + 17383 = 35106 votes 17383


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
3011 Current Rating: 3011 + 3139 = 6150 votesCurrent Rating: 3011 + 3139 = 6150 votes 3139

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
6117 Current Rating: 6117 + 5044 = 11161 votesCurrent Rating: 6117 + 5044 = 11161 votes 5044

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
65565 Current Rating: 65565 + 70885 = 136450 votesCurrent Rating: 65565 + 70885 = 136450 votes 70885

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
407841 Current Rating: 407841 + 406915 = 814756 votesCurrent Rating: 407841 + 406915 = 814756 votes 406915

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15666 Current Rating: 15666 + 16153 = 31819 votesCurrent Rating: 15666 + 16153 = 31819 votes 16153

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
3071 Current Rating: 3071 + 2869 = 5940 votesCurrent Rating: 3071 + 2869 = 5940 votes 2869

[434] 21: If you went camping
3417 Current Rating: 3417 + 3758 = 7175 votesCurrent Rating: 3417 + 3758 = 7175 votes 3758

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
12175 Current Rating: 12175 + 22577 = 34752 votesCurrent Rating: 12175 + 22577 = 34752 votes 22577

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
13535 Current Rating: 13535 + 23020 = 36555 votesCurrent Rating: 13535 + 23020 = 36555 votes 23020

[431] 14: I saw a news program
5212 Current Rating: 5212 + 4559 = 9771 votesCurrent Rating: 5212 + 4559 = 9771 votes 4559

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 6437 = 10801 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 6437 = 10801 votes 6437

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 3115 = 5988 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 3115 = 5988 votes 3115

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
5133 Current Rating: 5133 + 4009 = 9142 votesCurrent Rating: 5133 + 4009 = 9142 votes 4009

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3482 Current Rating: 3482 + 3282 = 6764 votesCurrent Rating: 3482 + 3282 = 6764 votes 3282

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
3146 Current Rating: 3146 + 3038 = 6184 votesCurrent Rating: 3146 + 3038 = 6184 votes 3038

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
12276 Current Rating: 12276 + 11664 = 23940 votesCurrent Rating: 12276 + 11664 = 23940 votes 11664

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2822 Current Rating: 2822 + 2647 = 5469 votesCurrent Rating: 2822 + 2647 = 5469 votes 2647

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 4058 = 7435 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 4058 = 7435 votes 4058

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3877 Current Rating: 3877 + 3107 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3877 + 3107 = 6984 votes 3107


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
3394 Current Rating: 3394 + 3555 = 6949 votesCurrent Rating: 3394 + 3555 = 6949 votes 3555

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
4289 Current Rating: 4289 + 3861 = 8150 votesCurrent Rating: 4289 + 3861 = 8150 votes 3861

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 3336 = 7168 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 3336 = 7168 votes 3336

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
4008 Current Rating: 4008 + 3594 = 7602 votesCurrent Rating: 4008 + 3594 = 7602 votes 3594

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 3289 = 6549 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 3289 = 6549 votes 3289

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4364 Current Rating: 4364 + 3950 = 8314 votesCurrent Rating: 4364 + 3950 = 8314 votes 3950

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
7289 Current Rating: 7289 + 7528 = 14817 votesCurrent Rating: 7289 + 7528 = 14817 votes 7528

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
9198 Current Rating: 9198 + 7773 = 16971 votesCurrent Rating: 9198 + 7773 = 16971 votes 7773

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
9071 Current Rating: 9071 + 9450 = 18521 votesCurrent Rating: 9071 + 9450 = 18521 votes 9450

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3713 Current Rating: 3713 + 3602 = 7315 votesCurrent Rating: 3713 + 3602 = 7315 votes 3602

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3868 = 7606 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3868 = 7606 votes 3868

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
8850 Current Rating: 8850 + 8035 = 16885 votesCurrent Rating: 8850 + 8035 = 16885 votes 8035

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4449 Current Rating: 4449 + 4162 = 8611 votesCurrent Rating: 4449 + 4162 = 8611 votes 4162

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4706 Current Rating: 4706 + 4358 = 9064 votesCurrent Rating: 4706 + 4358 = 9064 votes 4358

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5570 Current Rating: 5570 + 4975 = 10545 votesCurrent Rating: 5570 + 4975 = 10545 votes 4975

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5206 Current Rating: 5206 + 6111 = 11317 votesCurrent Rating: 5206 + 6111 = 11317 votes 6111

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
14106 Current Rating: 14106 + 15019 = 29125 votesCurrent Rating: 14106 + 15019 = 29125 votes 15019

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4905 Current Rating: 4905 + 4388 = 9293 votesCurrent Rating: 4905 + 4388 = 9293 votes 4388

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1504 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1504 = 3284 votes 1504

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
4407 Current Rating: 4407 + 6469 = 10876 votesCurrent Rating: 4407 + 6469 = 10876 votes 6469


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13905 Current Rating: 13905 + 16067 = 29972 votesCurrent Rating: 13905 + 16067 = 29972 votes 16067

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
10240 Current Rating: 10240 + 8642 = 18882 votesCurrent Rating: 10240 + 8642 = 18882 votes 8642

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4460 Current Rating: 4460 + 3888 = 8348 votesCurrent Rating: 4460 + 3888 = 8348 votes 3888

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
13000 Current Rating: 13000 + 16081 = 29081 votesCurrent Rating: 13000 + 16081 = 29081 votes 16081

[397] 15: I Love you
38045 Current Rating: 38045 + 36800 = 74845 votesCurrent Rating: 38045 + 36800 = 74845 votes 36800

[396] 14: Hey, come on
6667 Current Rating: 6667 + 6638 = 13305 votesCurrent Rating: 6667 + 6638 = 13305 votes 6638

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
59693 Current Rating: 59693 + 62686 = 122379 votesCurrent Rating: 59693 + 62686 = 122379 votes 62686

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
4262 Current Rating: 4262 + 3772 = 8034 votesCurrent Rating: 4262 + 3772 = 8034 votes 3772

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4606 Current Rating: 4606 + 4133 = 8739 votesCurrent Rating: 4606 + 4133 = 8739 votes 4133

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4457 Current Rating: 4457 + 4272 = 8729 votesCurrent Rating: 4457 + 4272 = 8729 votes 4272

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 3691 = 7572 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 3691 = 7572 votes 3691

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5252 Current Rating: 5252 + 4817 = 10069 votesCurrent Rating: 5252 + 4817 = 10069 votes 4817

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
8857 Current Rating: 8857 + 7656 = 16513 votesCurrent Rating: 8857 + 7656 = 16513 votes 7656


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5907 Current Rating: 5907 + 5416 = 11323 votesCurrent Rating: 5907 + 5416 = 11323 votes 5416

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3864 Current Rating: 3864 + 3818 = 7682 votesCurrent Rating: 3864 + 3818 = 7682 votes 3818

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15916 Current Rating: 15916 + 15870 = 31786 votesCurrent Rating: 15916 + 15870 = 31786 votes 15870

[385] 25: Can you please call security
9686 Current Rating: 9686 + 10120 = 19806 votesCurrent Rating: 9686 + 10120 = 19806 votes 10120

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3927 Current Rating: 3927 + 3780 = 7707 votesCurrent Rating: 3927 + 3780 = 7707 votes 3780

[383] 23: This book says
4853 Current Rating: 4853 + 4236 = 9089 votesCurrent Rating: 4853 + 4236 = 9089 votes 4236

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4537 Current Rating: 4537 + 4050 = 8587 votesCurrent Rating: 4537 + 4050 = 8587 votes 4050

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
10681 Current Rating: 10681 + 9321 = 20002 votesCurrent Rating: 10681 + 9321 = 20002 votes 9321

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
5848 Current Rating: 5848 + 4311 = 10159 votesCurrent Rating: 5848 + 4311 = 10159 votes 4311

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
5033 Current Rating: 5033 + 4770 = 9803 votesCurrent Rating: 5033 + 4770 = 9803 votes 4770

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
13775 Current Rating: 13775 + 31446 = 45221 votesCurrent Rating: 13775 + 31446 = 45221 votes 31446

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
13449 Current Rating: 13449 + 25933 = 39382 votesCurrent Rating: 13449 + 25933 = 39382 votes 25933

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
111078 Current Rating: 111078 + 122210 = 233288 votesCurrent Rating: 111078 + 122210 = 233288 votes 122210

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
7644 Current Rating: 7644 + 7131 = 14775 votesCurrent Rating: 7644 + 7131 = 14775 votes 7131

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
7119 Current Rating: 7119 + 6528 = 13647 votesCurrent Rating: 7119 + 6528 = 13647 votes 6528

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
5011 Current Rating: 5011 + 4052 = 9063 votesCurrent Rating: 5011 + 4052 = 9063 votes 4052

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10812 Current Rating: 10812 + 11375 = 22187 votesCurrent Rating: 10812 + 11375 = 22187 votes 11375

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
16065 Current Rating: 16065 + 16392 = 32457 votesCurrent Rating: 16065 + 16392 = 32457 votes 16392


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
11107 Current Rating: 11107 + 11796 = 22903 votesCurrent Rating: 11107 + 11796 = 22903 votes 11796

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
7049 Current Rating: 7049 + 5231 = 12280 votesCurrent Rating: 7049 + 5231 = 12280 votes 5231

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5849 Current Rating: 5849 + 4972 = 10821 votesCurrent Rating: 5849 + 4972 = 10821 votes 4972

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
5173 Current Rating: 5173 + 4219 = 9392 votesCurrent Rating: 5173 + 4219 = 9392 votes 4219

[366] 22: You look like crap
5293 Current Rating: 5293 + 4514 = 9807 votesCurrent Rating: 5293 + 4514 = 9807 votes 4514

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
13582 Current Rating: 13582 + 14813 = 28395 votesCurrent Rating: 13582 + 14813 = 28395 votes 14813

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13679 Current Rating: 13679 + 18163 = 31842 votesCurrent Rating: 13679 + 18163 = 31842 votes 18163

[363] 16: What happened to him?
8030 Current Rating: 8030 + 8351 = 16381 votesCurrent Rating: 8030 + 8351 = 16381 votes 8351

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4508 Current Rating: 4508 + 4117 = 8625 votesCurrent Rating: 4508 + 4117 = 8625 votes 4117

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4442 Current Rating: 4442 + 4859 = 9301 votesCurrent Rating: 4442 + 4859 = 9301 votes 4859

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6591 Current Rating: 6591 + 6472 = 13063 votesCurrent Rating: 6591 + 6472 = 13063 votes 6472

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
5196 Current Rating: 5196 + 4385 = 9581 votesCurrent Rating: 5196 + 4385 = 9581 votes 4385

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
5219 Current Rating: 5219 + 4905 = 10124 votesCurrent Rating: 5219 + 4905 = 10124 votes 4905

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12994 Current Rating: 12994 + 12980 = 25974 votesCurrent Rating: 12994 + 12980 = 25974 votes 12980

[356] 3: What are you doing?
4006 Current Rating: 4006 + 4194 = 8200 votesCurrent Rating: 4006 + 4194 = 8200 votes 4194

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
4249 Current Rating: 4249 + 4283 = 8532 votesCurrent Rating: 4249 + 4283 = 8532 votes 4283

[354] 1: In the old days
5961 Current Rating: 5961 + 6523 = 12484 votesCurrent Rating: 5961 + 6523 = 12484 votes 6523


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8562 Current Rating: 8562 + 7737 = 16299 votesCurrent Rating: 8562 + 7737 = 16299 votes 7737

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4439 Current Rating: 4439 + 4382 = 8821 votesCurrent Rating: 4439 + 4382 = 8821 votes 4382

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 3501 = 6814 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 3501 = 6814 votes 3501

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
4325 Current Rating: 4325 + 3933 = 8258 votesCurrent Rating: 4325 + 3933 = 8258 votes 3933

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
4270 Current Rating: 4270 + 4051 = 8321 votesCurrent Rating: 4270 + 4051 = 8321 votes 4051

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4447 Current Rating: 4447 + 4537 = 8984 votesCurrent Rating: 4447 + 4537 = 8984 votes 4537

[347] 19: Left a bit...
5016 Current Rating: 5016 + 4621 = 9637 votesCurrent Rating: 5016 + 4621 = 9637 votes 4621

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
3403 Current Rating: 3403 + 3508 = 6911 votesCurrent Rating: 3403 + 3508 = 6911 votes 3508

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3515 Current Rating: 3515 + 3791 = 7306 votesCurrent Rating: 3515 + 3791 = 7306 votes 3791

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
5067 Current Rating: 5067 + 4244 = 9311 votesCurrent Rating: 5067 + 4244 = 9311 votes 4244

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
5411 Current Rating: 5411 + 4301 = 9712 votesCurrent Rating: 5411 + 4301 = 9712 votes 4301

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
3186 Current Rating: 3186 + 3499 = 6685 votesCurrent Rating: 3186 + 3499 = 6685 votes 3499

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
4840 Current Rating: 4840 + 5218 = 10058 votesCurrent Rating: 4840 + 5218 = 10058 votes 5218






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