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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
3752 Current Rating: 3752 + 3882 = 7634 votesCurrent Rating: 3752 + 3882 = 7634 votes 3882

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
5658 Current Rating: 5658 + 5843 = 11501 votesCurrent Rating: 5658 + 5843 = 11501 votes 5843

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3066 Current Rating: 3066 + 3385 = 6451 votesCurrent Rating: 3066 + 3385 = 6451 votes 3385

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 2983 = 6056 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 2983 = 6056 votes 2983

[557] 19: Save a cow
2833 Current Rating: 2833 + 2540 = 5373 votesCurrent Rating: 2833 + 2540 = 5373 votes 2540

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14087 Current Rating: 14087 + 16084 = 30171 votesCurrent Rating: 14087 + 16084 = 30171 votes 16084

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
9752 Current Rating: 9752 + 8839 = 18591 votesCurrent Rating: 9752 + 8839 = 18591 votes 8839

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14517 Current Rating: 14517 + 20235 = 34752 votesCurrent Rating: 14517 + 20235 = 34752 votes 20235

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12214 Current Rating: 12214 + 13159 = 25373 votesCurrent Rating: 12214 + 13159 = 25373 votes 13159

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
17090 Current Rating: 17090 + 50095 = 67185 votesCurrent Rating: 17090 + 50095 = 67185 votes 50095

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12215 Current Rating: 12215 + 14012 = 26227 votesCurrent Rating: 12215 + 14012 = 26227 votes 14012

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6080 Current Rating: 6080 + 5948 = 12028 votesCurrent Rating: 6080 + 5948 = 12028 votes 5948

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6217 Current Rating: 6217 + 6188 = 12405 votesCurrent Rating: 6217 + 6188 = 12405 votes 6188

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3996 = 7945 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3996 = 7945 votes 3996

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18506 Current Rating: 18506 + 18922 = 37428 votesCurrent Rating: 18506 + 18922 = 37428 votes 18922


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10377 Current Rating: 10377 + 10696 = 21073 votesCurrent Rating: 10377 + 10696 = 21073 votes 10696

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
5955 Current Rating: 5955 + 5728 = 11683 votesCurrent Rating: 5955 + 5728 = 11683 votes 5728

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7679 Current Rating: 7679 + 7597 = 15276 votesCurrent Rating: 7679 + 7597 = 15276 votes 7597

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12561 Current Rating: 12561 + 13178 = 25739 votesCurrent Rating: 12561 + 13178 = 25739 votes 13178

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5049 Current Rating: 5049 + 4927 = 9976 votesCurrent Rating: 5049 + 4927 = 9976 votes 4927

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12639 Current Rating: 12639 + 13987 = 26626 votesCurrent Rating: 12639 + 13987 = 26626 votes 13987

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11309 Current Rating: 11309 + 10803 = 22112 votesCurrent Rating: 11309 + 10803 = 22112 votes 10803

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20622 Current Rating: 20622 + 21190 = 41812 votesCurrent Rating: 20622 + 21190 = 41812 votes 21190

[538] 17: A real man
6301 Current Rating: 6301 + 6243 = 12544 votesCurrent Rating: 6301 + 6243 = 12544 votes 6243

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14010 Current Rating: 14010 + 14199 = 28209 votesCurrent Rating: 14010 + 14199 = 28209 votes 14199

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
5809 Current Rating: 5809 + 5894 = 11703 votesCurrent Rating: 5809 + 5894 = 11703 votes 5894

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16348 Current Rating: 16348 + 16832 = 33180 votesCurrent Rating: 16348 + 16832 = 33180 votes 16832

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14576 Current Rating: 14576 + 15036 = 29612 votesCurrent Rating: 14576 + 15036 = 29612 votes 15036

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13683 Current Rating: 13683 + 14001 = 27684 votesCurrent Rating: 13683 + 14001 = 27684 votes 14001

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10493 Current Rating: 10493 + 10310 = 20803 votesCurrent Rating: 10493 + 10310 = 20803 votes 10310

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2110 Current Rating: 2110 + 2448 = 4558 votesCurrent Rating: 2110 + 2448 = 4558 votes 2448

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1606 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1606 = 3103 votes 1606

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3168 Current Rating: 3168 + 3543 = 6711 votesCurrent Rating: 3168 + 3543 = 6711 votes 3543

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1115 = 2624 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1115 = 2624 votes 1115

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
824 Current Rating: 824 + 996 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 996 = 1820 votes 996

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1291 = 2455 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1291 = 2455 votes 1291


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1227 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1227 = 2443 votes 1227

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 3098 = 4694 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 3098 = 4694 votes 3098

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 2128 = 3754 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 2128 = 3754 votes 2128

[522] 26: Hey babe
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 2813 = 4993 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 2813 = 4993 votes 2813

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
4705 Current Rating: 4705 + 5251 = 9956 votesCurrent Rating: 4705 + 5251 = 9956 votes 5251

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7179 Current Rating: 7179 + 7438 = 14617 votesCurrent Rating: 7179 + 7438 = 14617 votes 7438

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24734 Current Rating: 24734 + 26306 = 51040 votesCurrent Rating: 24734 + 26306 = 51040 votes 26306

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9082 Current Rating: 9082 + 9059 = 18141 votesCurrent Rating: 9082 + 9059 = 18141 votes 9059

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12088 Current Rating: 12088 + 12575 = 24663 votesCurrent Rating: 12088 + 12575 = 24663 votes 12575

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
9894 Current Rating: 9894 + 10565 = 20459 votesCurrent Rating: 9894 + 10565 = 20459 votes 10565

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26215 Current Rating: 26215 + 27590 = 53805 votesCurrent Rating: 26215 + 27590 = 53805 votes 27590

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
35891 Current Rating: 35891 + 36289 = 72180 votesCurrent Rating: 35891 + 36289 = 72180 votes 36289

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24378 Current Rating: 24378 + 25302 = 49680 votesCurrent Rating: 24378 + 25302 = 49680 votes 25302

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11046 Current Rating: 11046 + 11369 = 22415 votesCurrent Rating: 11046 + 11369 = 22415 votes 11369

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27253 Current Rating: 27253 + 27736 = 54989 votesCurrent Rating: 27253 + 27736 = 54989 votes 27736

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1494 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1494 = 2896 votes 1494

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28332 Current Rating: 28332 + 28877 = 57209 votesCurrent Rating: 28332 + 28877 = 57209 votes 28877

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6091 Current Rating: 6091 + 6248 = 12339 votesCurrent Rating: 6091 + 6248 = 12339 votes 6248

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
11718 Current Rating: 11718 + 11998 = 23716 votesCurrent Rating: 11718 + 11998 = 23716 votes 11998

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8584 Current Rating: 8584 + 8287 = 16871 votesCurrent Rating: 8584 + 8287 = 16871 votes 8287

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
6642 Current Rating: 6642 + 6717 = 13359 votesCurrent Rating: 6642 + 6717 = 13359 votes 6717


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
22495 Current Rating: 22495 + 27640 = 50135 votesCurrent Rating: 22495 + 27640 = 50135 votes 27640

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4684 Current Rating: 4684 + 4625 = 9309 votesCurrent Rating: 4684 + 4625 = 9309 votes 4625

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
3602 Current Rating: 3602 + 3616 = 7218 votesCurrent Rating: 3602 + 3616 = 7218 votes 3616

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7244 Current Rating: 7244 + 7186 = 14430 votesCurrent Rating: 7244 + 7186 = 14430 votes 7186

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
5848 Current Rating: 5848 + 6157 = 12005 votesCurrent Rating: 5848 + 6157 = 12005 votes 6157

[499] 23: You need to cut down
5603 Current Rating: 5603 + 5473 = 11076 votesCurrent Rating: 5603 + 5473 = 11076 votes 5473

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
3889 Current Rating: 3889 + 3826 = 7715 votesCurrent Rating: 3889 + 3826 = 7715 votes 3826

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
4982 Current Rating: 4982 + 4888 = 9870 votesCurrent Rating: 4982 + 4888 = 9870 votes 4888

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
3821 Current Rating: 3821 + 3813 = 7634 votesCurrent Rating: 3821 + 3813 = 7634 votes 3813

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11598 Current Rating: 11598 + 14970 = 26568 votesCurrent Rating: 11598 + 14970 = 26568 votes 14970

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13344 Current Rating: 13344 + 15233 = 28577 votesCurrent Rating: 13344 + 15233 = 28577 votes 15233

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8619 Current Rating: 8619 + 8358 = 16977 votesCurrent Rating: 8619 + 8358 = 16977 votes 8358

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8613 Current Rating: 8613 + 8200 = 16813 votesCurrent Rating: 8613 + 8200 = 16813 votes 8200

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7136 Current Rating: 7136 + 6794 = 13930 votesCurrent Rating: 7136 + 6794 = 13930 votes 6794

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7576 Current Rating: 7576 + 7186 = 14762 votesCurrent Rating: 7576 + 7186 = 14762 votes 7186

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20457 Current Rating: 20457 + 20453 = 40910 votesCurrent Rating: 20457 + 20453 = 40910 votes 20453

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11400 Current Rating: 11400 + 11670 = 23070 votesCurrent Rating: 11400 + 11670 = 23070 votes 11670

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9301 Current Rating: 9301 + 8255 = 17556 votesCurrent Rating: 9301 + 8255 = 17556 votes 8255

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8622 Current Rating: 8622 + 8558 = 17180 votesCurrent Rating: 8622 + 8558 = 17180 votes 8558

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10392 Current Rating: 10392 + 10429 = 20821 votesCurrent Rating: 10392 + 10429 = 20821 votes 10429

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31205 Current Rating: 31205 + 31747 = 62952 votesCurrent Rating: 31205 + 31747 = 62952 votes 31747

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9113 Current Rating: 9113 + 8910 = 18023 votesCurrent Rating: 9113 + 8910 = 18023 votes 8910


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 8316 = 17391 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 8316 = 17391 votes 8316

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12736 Current Rating: 12736 + 14278 = 27014 votesCurrent Rating: 12736 + 14278 = 27014 votes 14278

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12703 Current Rating: 12703 + 14122 = 26825 votesCurrent Rating: 12703 + 14122 = 26825 votes 14122

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27703 Current Rating: 27703 + 28113 = 55816 votesCurrent Rating: 27703 + 28113 = 55816 votes 28113

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
11924 Current Rating: 11924 + 13459 = 25383 votesCurrent Rating: 11924 + 13459 = 25383 votes 13459

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
24318 Current Rating: 24318 + 31221 = 55539 votesCurrent Rating: 24318 + 31221 = 55539 votes 31221

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
10819 Current Rating: 10819 + 11492 = 22311 votesCurrent Rating: 10819 + 11492 = 22311 votes 11492

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10224 Current Rating: 10224 + 9996 = 20220 votesCurrent Rating: 10224 + 9996 = 20220 votes 9996

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26076 Current Rating: 26076 + 26127 = 52203 votesCurrent Rating: 26076 + 26127 = 52203 votes 26127

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
8866 Current Rating: 8866 + 8580 = 17446 votesCurrent Rating: 8866 + 8580 = 17446 votes 8580

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
13857 Current Rating: 13857 + 14821 = 28678 votesCurrent Rating: 13857 + 14821 = 28678 votes 14821

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11215 Current Rating: 11215 + 10605 = 21820 votesCurrent Rating: 11215 + 10605 = 21820 votes 10605

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
10860 Current Rating: 10860 + 10139 = 20999 votesCurrent Rating: 10860 + 10139 = 20999 votes 10139

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7630 Current Rating: 7630 + 6814 = 14444 votesCurrent Rating: 7630 + 6814 = 14444 votes 6814

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
4475 Current Rating: 4475 + 4083 = 8558 votesCurrent Rating: 4475 + 4083 = 8558 votes 4083

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6337 Current Rating: 6337 + 5748 = 12085 votesCurrent Rating: 6337 + 5748 = 12085 votes 5748

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9309 Current Rating: 9309 + 8631 = 17940 votesCurrent Rating: 9309 + 8631 = 17940 votes 8631

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5455 Current Rating: 5455 + 5135 = 10590 votesCurrent Rating: 5455 + 5135 = 10590 votes 5135

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
4766 Current Rating: 4766 + 4963 = 9729 votesCurrent Rating: 4766 + 4963 = 9729 votes 4963

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5265 Current Rating: 5265 + 4854 = 10119 votesCurrent Rating: 5265 + 4854 = 10119 votes 4854

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
13886 Current Rating: 13886 + 13442 = 27328 votesCurrent Rating: 13886 + 13442 = 27328 votes 13442


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
7903 Current Rating: 7903 + 6767 = 14670 votesCurrent Rating: 7903 + 6767 = 14670 votes 6767

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3535 = 7442 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3535 = 7442 votes 3535

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1540 = 3352 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1540 = 3352 votes 1540

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
3848 Current Rating: 3848 + 3393 = 7241 votesCurrent Rating: 3848 + 3393 = 7241 votes 3393

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 2938 = 6315 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 2938 = 6315 votes 2938

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6361 Current Rating: 6361 + 6391 = 12752 votesCurrent Rating: 6361 + 6391 = 12752 votes 6391

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4400 Current Rating: 4400 + 3820 = 8220 votesCurrent Rating: 4400 + 3820 = 8220 votes 3820

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2063 Current Rating: 2063 + 2434 = 4497 votesCurrent Rating: 2063 + 2434 = 4497 votes 2434

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
2663 Current Rating: 2663 + 2430 = 5093 votesCurrent Rating: 2663 + 2430 = 5093 votes 2430

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2089 Current Rating: 2089 + 2139 = 4228 votesCurrent Rating: 2089 + 2139 = 4228 votes 2139

[451] 15: You women are so vain
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 1782 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 1782 = 3653 votes 1782

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 3074 = 6574 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 3074 = 6574 votes 3074

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2163 Current Rating: 2163 + 2098 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 2163 + 2098 = 4261 votes 2098

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5664 Current Rating: 5664 + 5233 = 10897 votesCurrent Rating: 5664 + 5233 = 10897 votes 5233

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
3744 Current Rating: 3744 + 3779 = 7523 votesCurrent Rating: 3744 + 3779 = 7523 votes 3779

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3027 Current Rating: 3027 + 2772 = 5799 votesCurrent Rating: 3027 + 2772 = 5799 votes 2772

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
6680 Current Rating: 6680 + 6360 = 13040 votesCurrent Rating: 6680 + 6360 = 13040 votes 6360

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2811 Current Rating: 2811 + 3023 = 5834 votesCurrent Rating: 2811 + 3023 = 5834 votes 3023

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3258 Current Rating: 3258 + 3352 = 6610 votesCurrent Rating: 3258 + 3352 = 6610 votes 3352

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
5884 Current Rating: 5884 + 6233 = 12117 votesCurrent Rating: 5884 + 6233 = 12117 votes 6233

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17124 Current Rating: 17124 + 16739 = 33863 votesCurrent Rating: 17124 + 16739 = 33863 votes 16739


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2276 Current Rating: 2276 + 2456 = 4732 votesCurrent Rating: 2276 + 2456 = 4732 votes 2456

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
4619 Current Rating: 4619 + 4439 = 9058 votesCurrent Rating: 4619 + 4439 = 9058 votes 4439

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
30493 Current Rating: 30493 + 26286 = 56779 votesCurrent Rating: 30493 + 26286 = 56779 votes 26286

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
181337 Current Rating: 181337 + 174225 = 355562 votesCurrent Rating: 181337 + 174225 = 355562 votes 174225

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
14880 Current Rating: 14880 + 15287 = 30167 votesCurrent Rating: 14880 + 15287 = 30167 votes 15287

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2526 Current Rating: 2526 + 2418 = 4944 votesCurrent Rating: 2526 + 2418 = 4944 votes 2418

[434] 21: If you went camping
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 3138 = 5954 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 3138 = 5954 votes 3138

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11191 Current Rating: 11191 + 15356 = 26547 votesCurrent Rating: 11191 + 15356 = 26547 votes 15356

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
11478 Current Rating: 11478 + 12384 = 23862 votesCurrent Rating: 11478 + 12384 = 23862 votes 12384

[431] 14: I saw a news program
3914 Current Rating: 3914 + 3903 = 7817 votesCurrent Rating: 3914 + 3903 = 7817 votes 3903

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
2882 Current Rating: 2882 + 4380 = 7262 votesCurrent Rating: 2882 + 4380 = 7262 votes 4380

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2475 Current Rating: 2475 + 2662 = 5137 votesCurrent Rating: 2475 + 2662 = 5137 votes 2662

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
2945 Current Rating: 2945 + 3151 = 6096 votesCurrent Rating: 2945 + 3151 = 6096 votes 3151

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
2617 Current Rating: 2617 + 2643 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2617 + 2643 = 5260 votes 2643

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2768 Current Rating: 2768 + 2710 = 5478 votesCurrent Rating: 2768 + 2710 = 5478 votes 2710

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
6982 Current Rating: 6982 + 8025 = 15007 votesCurrent Rating: 6982 + 8025 = 15007 votes 8025

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2466 Current Rating: 2466 + 2287 = 4753 votesCurrent Rating: 2466 + 2287 = 4753 votes 2287

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2615 Current Rating: 2615 + 3012 = 5627 votesCurrent Rating: 2615 + 3012 = 5627 votes 3012

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3021 Current Rating: 3021 + 2781 = 5802 votesCurrent Rating: 3021 + 2781 = 5802 votes 2781


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2384 Current Rating: 2384 + 2480 = 4864 votesCurrent Rating: 2384 + 2480 = 4864 votes 2480

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3661 Current Rating: 3661 + 3263 = 6924 votesCurrent Rating: 3661 + 3263 = 6924 votes 3263

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3825 Current Rating: 3825 + 3318 = 7143 votesCurrent Rating: 3825 + 3318 = 7143 votes 3318

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3469 Current Rating: 3469 + 3118 = 6587 votesCurrent Rating: 3469 + 3118 = 6587 votes 3118

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2726 = 5396 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2726 = 5396 votes 2726

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 3646 = 7673 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 3646 = 7673 votes 3646

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6433 Current Rating: 6433 + 6964 = 13397 votesCurrent Rating: 6433 + 6964 = 13397 votes 6964

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8095 Current Rating: 8095 + 7355 = 15450 votesCurrent Rating: 8095 + 7355 = 15450 votes 7355

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 3687 = 6987 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 3687 = 6987 votes 3687

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3106 Current Rating: 3106 + 2979 = 6085 votesCurrent Rating: 3106 + 2979 = 6085 votes 2979

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3053 Current Rating: 3053 + 3431 = 6484 votesCurrent Rating: 3053 + 3431 = 6484 votes 3431

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
6996 Current Rating: 6996 + 7593 = 14589 votesCurrent Rating: 6996 + 7593 = 14589 votes 7593

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
3795 Current Rating: 3795 + 3529 = 7324 votesCurrent Rating: 3795 + 3529 = 7324 votes 3529

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
3978 Current Rating: 3978 + 3853 = 7831 votesCurrent Rating: 3978 + 3853 = 7831 votes 3853

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
4826 Current Rating: 4826 + 4223 = 9049 votesCurrent Rating: 4826 + 4223 = 9049 votes 4223

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
4887 Current Rating: 4887 + 5812 = 10699 votesCurrent Rating: 4887 + 5812 = 10699 votes 5812

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
11661 Current Rating: 11661 + 12114 = 23775 votesCurrent Rating: 11661 + 12114 = 23775 votes 12114

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4225 Current Rating: 4225 + 3757 = 7982 votesCurrent Rating: 4225 + 3757 = 7982 votes 3757

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 971 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 971 = 2157 votes 971

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
2404 Current Rating: 2404 + 2984 = 5388 votesCurrent Rating: 2404 + 2984 = 5388 votes 2984


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
12521 Current Rating: 12521 + 13946 = 26467 votesCurrent Rating: 12521 + 13946 = 26467 votes 13946

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
7774 Current Rating: 7774 + 7547 = 15321 votesCurrent Rating: 7774 + 7547 = 15321 votes 7547

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
3869 Current Rating: 3869 + 3356 = 7225 votesCurrent Rating: 3869 + 3356 = 7225 votes 3356

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
11577 Current Rating: 11577 + 12310 = 23887 votesCurrent Rating: 11577 + 12310 = 23887 votes 12310

[397] 15: I Love you
31694 Current Rating: 31694 + 32746 = 64440 votesCurrent Rating: 31694 + 32746 = 64440 votes 32746

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5106 Current Rating: 5106 + 6113 = 11219 votesCurrent Rating: 5106 + 6113 = 11219 votes 6113

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
19857 Current Rating: 19857 + 24722 = 44579 votesCurrent Rating: 19857 + 24722 = 44579 votes 24722

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3240 = 6897 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3240 = 6897 votes 3240

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4078 Current Rating: 4078 + 3819 = 7897 votesCurrent Rating: 4078 + 3819 = 7897 votes 3819

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
3690 Current Rating: 3690 + 3498 = 7188 votesCurrent Rating: 3690 + 3498 = 7188 votes 3498

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3232 Current Rating: 3232 + 3066 = 6298 votesCurrent Rating: 3232 + 3066 = 6298 votes 3066

[390] 4: What are you doing?
4988 Current Rating: 4988 + 4549 = 9537 votesCurrent Rating: 4988 + 4549 = 9537 votes 4549

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 5678 = 9585 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 5678 = 9585 votes 5678


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5041 Current Rating: 5041 + 4644 = 9685 votesCurrent Rating: 5041 + 4644 = 9685 votes 4644

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2904 = 5856 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2904 = 5856 votes 2904

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
14936 Current Rating: 14936 + 14874 = 29810 votesCurrent Rating: 14936 + 14874 = 29810 votes 14874

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8022 Current Rating: 8022 + 9421 = 17443 votesCurrent Rating: 8022 + 9421 = 17443 votes 9421

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3492 Current Rating: 3492 + 3392 = 6884 votesCurrent Rating: 3492 + 3392 = 6884 votes 3392

[383] 23: This book says
4303 Current Rating: 4303 + 3731 = 8034 votesCurrent Rating: 4303 + 3731 = 8034 votes 3731

[382] 22: Tell your mother
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 3238 = 6940 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 3238 = 6940 votes 3238

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
8718 Current Rating: 8718 + 8500 = 17218 votesCurrent Rating: 8718 + 8500 = 17218 votes 8500

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
3672 Current Rating: 3672 + 3374 = 7046 votesCurrent Rating: 3672 + 3374 = 7046 votes 3374

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4547 Current Rating: 4547 + 4236 = 8783 votesCurrent Rating: 4547 + 4236 = 8783 votes 4236

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12205 Current Rating: 12205 + 16549 = 28754 votesCurrent Rating: 12205 + 16549 = 28754 votes 16549

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12377 Current Rating: 12377 + 16958 = 29335 votesCurrent Rating: 12377 + 16958 = 29335 votes 16958

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
66631 Current Rating: 66631 + 61605 = 128236 votesCurrent Rating: 66631 + 61605 = 128236 votes 61605

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
5504 Current Rating: 5504 + 6097 = 11601 votesCurrent Rating: 5504 + 6097 = 11601 votes 6097

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6145 Current Rating: 6145 + 5948 = 12093 votesCurrent Rating: 6145 + 5948 = 12093 votes 5948

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4179 Current Rating: 4179 + 3485 = 7664 votesCurrent Rating: 4179 + 3485 = 7664 votes 3485

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10029 Current Rating: 10029 + 10574 = 20603 votesCurrent Rating: 10029 + 10574 = 20603 votes 10574

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
12649 Current Rating: 12649 + 14204 = 26853 votesCurrent Rating: 12649 + 14204 = 26853 votes 14204


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
5123 Current Rating: 5123 + 6088 = 11211 votesCurrent Rating: 5123 + 6088 = 11211 votes 6088

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
4877 Current Rating: 4877 + 4383 = 9260 votesCurrent Rating: 4877 + 4383 = 9260 votes 4383

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
4995 Current Rating: 4995 + 4269 = 9264 votesCurrent Rating: 4995 + 4269 = 9264 votes 4269

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4108 Current Rating: 4108 + 3651 = 7759 votesCurrent Rating: 4108 + 3651 = 7759 votes 3651

[366] 22: You look like crap
3949 Current Rating: 3949 + 3832 = 7781 votesCurrent Rating: 3949 + 3832 = 7781 votes 3832

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
7100 Current Rating: 7100 + 6506 = 13606 votesCurrent Rating: 7100 + 6506 = 13606 votes 6506

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
12904 Current Rating: 12904 + 15978 = 28882 votesCurrent Rating: 12904 + 15978 = 28882 votes 15978

[363] 16: What happened to him?
6533 Current Rating: 6533 + 5645 = 12178 votesCurrent Rating: 6533 + 5645 = 12178 votes 5645

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4114 Current Rating: 4114 + 3841 = 7955 votesCurrent Rating: 4114 + 3841 = 7955 votes 3841

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 4255 = 7993 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 4255 = 7993 votes 4255

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
5894 Current Rating: 5894 + 5936 = 11830 votesCurrent Rating: 5894 + 5936 = 11830 votes 5936

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4807 Current Rating: 4807 + 4063 = 8870 votesCurrent Rating: 4807 + 4063 = 8870 votes 4063

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4586 Current Rating: 4586 + 4303 = 8889 votesCurrent Rating: 4586 + 4303 = 8889 votes 4303

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
11901 Current Rating: 11901 + 11216 = 23117 votesCurrent Rating: 11901 + 11216 = 23117 votes 11216

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 3624 = 7053 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 3624 = 7053 votes 3624

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3448 Current Rating: 3448 + 3696 = 7144 votesCurrent Rating: 3448 + 3696 = 7144 votes 3696

[354] 1: In the old days
5266 Current Rating: 5266 + 5857 = 11123 votesCurrent Rating: 5266 + 5857 = 11123 votes 5857


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
7756 Current Rating: 7756 + 7098 = 14854 votesCurrent Rating: 7756 + 7098 = 14854 votes 7098

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
3657 Current Rating: 3657 + 3614 = 7271 votesCurrent Rating: 3657 + 3614 = 7271 votes 3614

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
2902 Current Rating: 2902 + 3069 = 5971 votesCurrent Rating: 2902 + 3069 = 5971 votes 3069

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 3614 = 7276 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 3614 = 7276 votes 3614

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3586 Current Rating: 3586 + 3395 = 6981 votesCurrent Rating: 3586 + 3395 = 6981 votes 3395

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
3870 Current Rating: 3870 + 3965 = 7835 votesCurrent Rating: 3870 + 3965 = 7835 votes 3965

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4361 Current Rating: 4361 + 4236 = 8597 votesCurrent Rating: 4361 + 4236 = 8597 votes 4236

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 2810 = 5519 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 2810 = 5519 votes 2810

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
2781 Current Rating: 2781 + 3081 = 5862 votesCurrent Rating: 2781 + 3081 = 5862 votes 3081

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 3641 = 7075 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 3641 = 7075 votes 3641

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
3458 Current Rating: 3458 + 3502 = 6960 votesCurrent Rating: 3458 + 3502 = 6960 votes 3502

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2451 Current Rating: 2451 + 2838 = 5289 votesCurrent Rating: 2451 + 2838 = 5289 votes 2838

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
2650 Current Rating: 2650 + 3750 = 6400 votesCurrent Rating: 2650 + 3750 = 6400 votes 3750






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