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Dec 2011
[561] 23: I found out what my husband bought me for Christmas
4029 Current Rating: 4029 + 4160 = 8189 votesCurrent Rating: 4029 + 4160 = 8189 votes 4160

[560] 22: Another Viagra advert on TV
6192 Current Rating: 6192 + 6266 = 12458 votesCurrent Rating: 6192 + 6266 = 12458 votes 6266

[559] 21: It is so hard for women
3210 Current Rating: 3210 + 3549 = 6759 votesCurrent Rating: 3210 + 3549 = 6759 votes 3549

[558] 20: Give me a double anything
3248 Current Rating: 3248 + 3130 = 6378 votesCurrent Rating: 3248 + 3130 = 6378 votes 3130

[557] 19: Save a cow
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 2833 = 6029 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 2833 = 6029 votes 2833

[556] 15: You know the idiom
14632 Current Rating: 14632 + 16777 = 31409 votesCurrent Rating: 14632 + 16777 = 31409 votes 16777

[555] 14: I am here to fulfil your
10208 Current Rating: 10208 + 11115 = 21323 votesCurrent Rating: 10208 + 11115 = 21323 votes 11115

[554] 13: I heard you dumped your boyfriend
14961 Current Rating: 14961 + 22333 = 37294 votesCurrent Rating: 14961 + 22333 = 37294 votes 22333

[553] 12: Modern industry is so inconsiderate
12630 Current Rating: 12630 + 14201 = 26831 votesCurrent Rating: 12630 + 14201 = 26831 votes 14201

[552] 9: Bugger, what happened to you?
18072 Current Rating: 18072 + 62858 = 80930 votesCurrent Rating: 18072 + 62858 = 80930 votes 62858

[551] 8: I`m off, see you tomorrow
12531 Current Rating: 12531 + 15108 = 27639 votesCurrent Rating: 12531 + 15108 = 27639 votes 15108

[550] 7: My wife is like an alarm clock
6563 Current Rating: 6563 + 6228 = 12791 votesCurrent Rating: 6563 + 6228 = 12791 votes 6228

[549] 6: Can I buy you a drink?
6416 Current Rating: 6416 + 6353 = 12769 votesCurrent Rating: 6416 + 6353 = 12769 votes 6353

[548] 5: Mom, can we get a kitten
4261 Current Rating: 4261 + 4295 = 8556 votesCurrent Rating: 4261 + 4295 = 8556 votes 4295

[547] 1: I think all of those people
18762 Current Rating: 18762 + 19192 = 37954 votesCurrent Rating: 18762 + 19192 = 37954 votes 19192


Nov 2011
[546] 30: Do you know what the worst thing in the world is?
10546 Current Rating: 10546 + 10896 = 21442 votesCurrent Rating: 10546 + 10896 = 21442 votes 10896

[545] 29: Hi bud, how are you doing?
6140 Current Rating: 6140 + 5926 = 12066 votesCurrent Rating: 6140 + 5926 = 12066 votes 5926

[544] 25: This political correctness is getting out of hand
7848 Current Rating: 7848 + 7779 = 15627 votesCurrent Rating: 7848 + 7779 = 15627 votes 7779

[543] 24: The more I get to understand men
12717 Current Rating: 12717 + 13394 = 26111 votesCurrent Rating: 12717 + 13394 = 26111 votes 13394

[542] 23: Have you noticed
5426 Current Rating: 5426 + 5274 = 10700 votesCurrent Rating: 5426 + 5274 = 10700 votes 5274

[541] 22: I canít believe it
12872 Current Rating: 12872 + 14262 = 27134 votesCurrent Rating: 12872 + 14262 = 27134 votes 14262

[540] 21: How did you get the black eye?
11576 Current Rating: 11576 + 11117 = 22693 votesCurrent Rating: 11576 + 11117 = 22693 votes 11117

[539] 18: Happy birthday darling
20858 Current Rating: 20858 + 21424 = 42282 votesCurrent Rating: 20858 + 21424 = 42282 votes 21424

[538] 17: A real man
6535 Current Rating: 6535 + 6476 = 13011 votesCurrent Rating: 6535 + 6476 = 13011 votes 6476

[537] 16: I heard that he is a very successful man
14297 Current Rating: 14297 + 14462 = 28759 votesCurrent Rating: 14297 + 14462 = 28759 votes 14462

[536] 15: Why do I always have to do the cooking?
6135 Current Rating: 6135 + 6200 = 12335 votesCurrent Rating: 6135 + 6200 = 12335 votes 6200

[535] 14: You look furious, what is going on?
16535 Current Rating: 16535 + 17023 = 33558 votesCurrent Rating: 16535 + 17023 = 33558 votes 17023

[534] 11: Thanks Google
14829 Current Rating: 14829 + 15295 = 30124 votesCurrent Rating: 14829 + 15295 = 30124 votes 15295

[533] 10: Dad, I have a homework question
13795 Current Rating: 13795 + 14119 = 27914 votesCurrent Rating: 13795 + 14119 = 27914 votes 14119

[532] 9: Look at that guy opening the car door for her
10779 Current Rating: 10779 + 10586 = 21365 votesCurrent Rating: 10779 + 10586 = 21365 votes 10586

[531] 8: I often wonder why alcohol was ever invented
2359 Current Rating: 2359 + 2704 = 5063 votesCurrent Rating: 2359 + 2704 = 5063 votes 2704

[530] 7: I heard you got dumped by your girlfriend
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1826 = 3570 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1826 = 3570 votes 1826

[529] 4: That`s a nice new phone
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 3767 = 7156 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 3767 = 7156 votes 3767

[528] 3: I was down at the security shop
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1357 = 3114 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1357 = 3114 votes 1357

[527] 2: Good morning, how can I help you?
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1297 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1297 = 2441 votes 1297

[526] 1: I was watching my 8 year old son
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1495 = 2875 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1495 = 2875 votes 1495


Oct 2011
[525] 31: Why do people say
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1493 = 2979 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1493 = 2979 votes 1493

[524] 28: YOU will make supper for a change
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 3548 = 5399 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 3548 = 5399 votes 3548

[523] 27: I have to be in court on Monday
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 2511 = 4489 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 2511 = 4489 votes 2511

[522] 26: Hey babe
2417 Current Rating: 2417 + 3045 = 5462 votesCurrent Rating: 2417 + 3045 = 5462 votes 3045

[521] 25: Facebook asks me what I
5043 Current Rating: 5043 + 5570 = 10613 votesCurrent Rating: 5043 + 5570 = 10613 votes 5570

[520] 24: My wife is so fat
7382 Current Rating: 7382 + 7637 = 15019 votesCurrent Rating: 7382 + 7637 = 15019 votes 7637

[519] 21: I got banned from the disco
24904 Current Rating: 24904 + 26495 = 51399 votesCurrent Rating: 24904 + 26495 = 51399 votes 26495

[518] 20: Are you coming out tonight?
9318 Current Rating: 9318 + 9270 = 18588 votesCurrent Rating: 9318 + 9270 = 18588 votes 9270

[517] 19: I watched a disturbing documentary last night
12284 Current Rating: 12284 + 12773 = 25057 votesCurrent Rating: 12284 + 12773 = 25057 votes 12773

[516] 18: I am in deep trouble again
10187 Current Rating: 10187 + 10772 = 20959 votesCurrent Rating: 10187 + 10772 = 20959 votes 10772

[515] 17: Its going to be hell this winter
26722 Current Rating: 26722 + 27979 = 54701 votesCurrent Rating: 26722 + 27979 = 54701 votes 27979

[514] 14: I`ve bought you six drinks already tonight
38875 Current Rating: 38875 + 38663 = 77538 votesCurrent Rating: 38875 + 38663 = 77538 votes 38663

[513] 13: Smoking is bad for you
24555 Current Rating: 24555 + 25469 = 50024 votesCurrent Rating: 24555 + 25469 = 50024 votes 25469

[512] 12: Take away all of the vowels
11392 Current Rating: 11392 + 11718 = 23110 votesCurrent Rating: 11392 + 11718 = 23110 votes 11718

[511] 11: What the hell!?!
27411 Current Rating: 27411 + 27889 = 55300 votesCurrent Rating: 27411 + 27889 = 55300 votes 27889

[510] 10: Please phone the sperm bank
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1782 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1782 = 3475 votes 1782

[509] 7: I need to get out of the relationship Iím in
28576 Current Rating: 28576 + 29116 = 57692 votesCurrent Rating: 28576 + 29116 = 57692 votes 29116

[508] 6: Itís been three weeks since the accident
6327 Current Rating: 6327 + 6471 = 12798 votesCurrent Rating: 6327 + 6471 = 12798 votes 6471

[507] 5: These ads on TV for Viagra are stupid
12041 Current Rating: 12041 + 12352 = 24393 votesCurrent Rating: 12041 + 12352 = 24393 votes 12352

[506] 4: I heard you were in trouble with the law
8975 Current Rating: 8975 + 8558 = 17533 votesCurrent Rating: 8975 + 8558 = 17533 votes 8558

[505] 3: I`d like you to meet my little friend
7367 Current Rating: 7367 + 7136 = 14503 votesCurrent Rating: 7367 + 7136 = 14503 votes 7136


Sep 2011
[504] 30: Hey babe, why donít you come over here
25206 Current Rating: 25206 + 29952 = 55158 votesCurrent Rating: 25206 + 29952 = 55158 votes 29952

[503] 29: Youíve been walking strangely
4897 Current Rating: 4897 + 4828 = 9725 votesCurrent Rating: 4897 + 4828 = 9725 votes 4828

[502] 28: Will you please bring me a beer
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 3805 = 7818 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 3805 = 7818 votes 3805

[501] 27: You`ve been sulking for an hour now, whatís wrong?
7602 Current Rating: 7602 + 7491 = 15093 votesCurrent Rating: 7602 + 7491 = 15093 votes 7491

[500] 26: What do you call that fatty bit
6095 Current Rating: 6095 + 6408 = 12503 votesCurrent Rating: 6095 + 6408 = 12503 votes 6408

[499] 23: You need to cut down
6011 Current Rating: 6011 + 5836 = 11847 votesCurrent Rating: 6011 + 5836 = 11847 votes 5836

[498] 22: My wife has a terrible hangover
4149 Current Rating: 4149 + 4073 = 8222 votesCurrent Rating: 4149 + 4073 = 8222 votes 4073

[497] 21: A little girl knocked on my door this morning
5313 Current Rating: 5313 + 5209 = 10522 votesCurrent Rating: 5313 + 5209 = 10522 votes 5209

[496] 20: Johnny Walker, single
4245 Current Rating: 4245 + 4224 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 4245 + 4224 = 8469 votes 4224

[495] 19: Youíll never guess what happened to me
11879 Current Rating: 11879 + 16625 = 28504 votesCurrent Rating: 11879 + 16625 = 28504 votes 16625

[494] 16: Iím so lucky my husbandís an angel
13613 Current Rating: 13613 + 15793 = 29406 votesCurrent Rating: 13613 + 15793 = 29406 votes 15793

[493] 15: Are you going to be long?
8928 Current Rating: 8928 + 8555 = 17483 votesCurrent Rating: 8928 + 8555 = 17483 votes 8555

[492] 14: The divorce proceedings are underway
8766 Current Rating: 8766 + 8346 = 17112 votesCurrent Rating: 8766 + 8346 = 17112 votes 8346

[491] 13: We both got parts in the Christmas pageant
7718 Current Rating: 7718 + 7088 = 14806 votesCurrent Rating: 7718 + 7088 = 14806 votes 7088

[490] 12: MWWAAAHHH!
7736 Current Rating: 7736 + 7321 = 15057 votesCurrent Rating: 7736 + 7321 = 15057 votes 7321

[489] 9: Have you ever been to a sex shop?
20911 Current Rating: 20911 + 20806 = 41717 votesCurrent Rating: 20911 + 20806 = 41717 votes 20806

[488] 8: I went to the gynaecologist
11763 Current Rating: 11763 + 12027 = 23790 votesCurrent Rating: 11763 + 12027 = 23790 votes 12027

[487] 7: Faceless supports the Springboks!
9559 Current Rating: 9559 + 10387 = 19946 votesCurrent Rating: 9559 + 10387 = 19946 votes 10387

[486] 6: Iím ready, we can go
8990 Current Rating: 8990 + 8906 = 17896 votesCurrent Rating: 8990 + 8906 = 17896 votes 8906

[485] 5: Iíve called my wife beautiful
10686 Current Rating: 10686 + 10772 = 21458 votesCurrent Rating: 10686 + 10772 = 21458 votes 10772

[484] 2: You said you were going to complain
31647 Current Rating: 31647 + 32130 = 63777 votesCurrent Rating: 31647 + 32130 = 63777 votes 32130

[483] 1: With you being over two metres tall
9368 Current Rating: 9368 + 9146 = 18514 votesCurrent Rating: 9368 + 9146 = 18514 votes 9146


Aug 2011
[482] 31: You look tired
9770 Current Rating: 9770 + 10547 = 20317 votesCurrent Rating: 9770 + 10547 = 20317 votes 10547

[481] 30: Since I first laid eyes on you
12871 Current Rating: 12871 + 14516 = 27387 votesCurrent Rating: 12871 + 14516 = 27387 votes 14516

[480] 29: I love Edward Cullen
12989 Current Rating: 12989 + 14542 = 27531 votesCurrent Rating: 12989 + 14542 = 27531 votes 14542

[479] 26: Have you seen my broom anywhere?
27814 Current Rating: 27814 + 28192 = 56006 votesCurrent Rating: 27814 + 28192 = 56006 votes 28192

[478] 25: My gay son introduced my wife and I
12411 Current Rating: 12411 + 14194 = 26605 votesCurrent Rating: 12411 + 14194 = 26605 votes 14194

[477] 24: Happy birthday Dad
28211 Current Rating: 28211 + 34438 = 62649 votesCurrent Rating: 28211 + 34438 = 62649 votes 34438

[476] 23: I heard you broke up with your boyfriend
11093 Current Rating: 11093 + 11798 = 22891 votesCurrent Rating: 11093 + 11798 = 22891 votes 11798

[475] 22: Do you believe in psychics?
10497 Current Rating: 10497 + 10286 = 20783 votesCurrent Rating: 10497 + 10286 = 20783 votes 10286

[474] 19: My wife is suing me for a divorce
26845 Current Rating: 26845 + 26507 = 53352 votesCurrent Rating: 26845 + 26507 = 53352 votes 26507

[473] 18: I havenít seen you around in months
9258 Current Rating: 9258 + 8901 = 18159 votesCurrent Rating: 9258 + 8901 = 18159 votes 8901

[472] 17: Iím from the orphanage in town
14109 Current Rating: 14109 + 15080 = 29189 votesCurrent Rating: 14109 + 15080 = 29189 votes 15080

[471] 16: I was shagging this bird
11537 Current Rating: 11537 + 10906 = 22443 votesCurrent Rating: 11537 + 10906 = 22443 votes 10906

[470] 15: Now that weíre engaged
11250 Current Rating: 11250 + 10494 = 21744 votesCurrent Rating: 11250 + 10494 = 21744 votes 10494

[469] 12: You lying, cheating bastard
7834 Current Rating: 7834 + 7000 = 14834 votesCurrent Rating: 7834 + 7000 = 14834 votes 7000

[468] 11: I think Iím getting old
5028 Current Rating: 5028 + 4403 = 9431 votesCurrent Rating: 5028 + 4403 = 9431 votes 4403

[467] 10: I canít believe you missed that putt
6643 Current Rating: 6643 + 5939 = 12582 votesCurrent Rating: 6643 + 5939 = 12582 votes 5939

[466] 5: Hi there gorgeous
9449 Current Rating: 9449 + 8748 = 18197 votesCurrent Rating: 9449 + 8748 = 18197 votes 8748

[465] 4: I discovered three things today
5797 Current Rating: 5797 + 5443 = 11240 votesCurrent Rating: 5797 + 5443 = 11240 votes 5443

[464] 3: You know, I love oral sex
5040 Current Rating: 5040 + 5219 = 10259 votesCurrent Rating: 5040 + 5219 = 10259 votes 5219

[463] 2: Happy Anniversary! How long is it now?
5783 Current Rating: 5783 + 5056 = 10839 votesCurrent Rating: 5783 + 5056 = 10839 votes 5056

[462] 1: Things seem a bit frosty here today
14228 Current Rating: 14228 + 14130 = 28358 votesCurrent Rating: 14228 + 14130 = 28358 votes 14130


Jul 2011
[461] 29: I heard you have to go to court, why?
9263 Current Rating: 9263 + 11151 = 20414 votesCurrent Rating: 9263 + 11151 = 20414 votes 11151

[460] 28: So your wife told my wife
4299 Current Rating: 4299 + 3902 = 8201 votesCurrent Rating: 4299 + 3902 = 8201 votes 3902

[459] 27: Good morning Professor
2061 Current Rating: 2061 + 1765 = 3826 votesCurrent Rating: 2061 + 1765 = 3826 votes 1765

[458] 26: So what do the results say doctor?
4303 Current Rating: 4303 + 3685 = 7988 votesCurrent Rating: 4303 + 3685 = 7988 votes 3685

[457] 25: I realised that my wife
3576 Current Rating: 3576 + 3130 = 6706 votesCurrent Rating: 3576 + 3130 = 6706 votes 3130

[456] 22: Iíve met that most wonderful, sexy, intelligent woman
6768 Current Rating: 6768 + 6637 = 13405 votesCurrent Rating: 6768 + 6637 = 13405 votes 6637

[455] 21: We are gathered here today
4873 Current Rating: 4873 + 4068 = 8941 votesCurrent Rating: 4873 + 4068 = 8941 votes 4068

[454] 20: You look flipping angry
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 2657 = 4939 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 2657 = 4939 votes 2657

[453] 19: Thatís just disgusting ...
3018 Current Rating: 3018 + 2780 = 5798 votesCurrent Rating: 3018 + 2780 = 5798 votes 2780

[452] 18: I think you should see a doctor
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 2433 = 4828 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 2433 = 4828 votes 2433

[451] 15: You women are so vain
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1911 = 3913 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1911 = 3913 votes 1911

[450] 14: Did you know that 95% of women masturbate
3851 Current Rating: 3851 + 3414 = 7265 votesCurrent Rating: 3851 + 3414 = 7265 votes 3414

[449] 13: So youíre crying again
2597 Current Rating: 2597 + 2472 = 5069 votesCurrent Rating: 2597 + 2472 = 5069 votes 2472

[448] 12: Sheís hot
5981 Current Rating: 5981 + 5526 = 11507 votesCurrent Rating: 5981 + 5526 = 11507 votes 5526

[447] 11: You know we have many terms for male masturbation
4006 Current Rating: 4006 + 4063 = 8069 votesCurrent Rating: 4006 + 4063 = 8069 votes 4063

[446] 8: So beautiful, what do you do for a living?
3112 Current Rating: 3112 + 2856 = 5968 votesCurrent Rating: 3112 + 2856 = 5968 votes 2856

[445] 7: Hi, Iím from tech support
7026 Current Rating: 7026 + 6686 = 13712 votesCurrent Rating: 7026 + 6686 = 13712 votes 6686

[444] 6: Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?
2926 Current Rating: 2926 + 3123 = 6049 votesCurrent Rating: 2926 + 3123 = 6049 votes 3123

[443] 5: Youíre in the video game, I need a favour
3988 Current Rating: 3988 + 3832 = 7820 votesCurrent Rating: 3988 + 3832 = 7820 votes 3832

[442] 4: A woman marries a man
6136 Current Rating: 6136 + 6473 = 12609 votesCurrent Rating: 6136 + 6473 = 12609 votes 6473

[441] 1: You look buggered, rough night last night?
17405 Current Rating: 17405 + 17018 = 34423 votesCurrent Rating: 17405 + 17018 = 34423 votes 17018


Jun 2011
[440] 29: Iím really not happy
2609 Current Rating: 2609 + 2764 = 5373 votesCurrent Rating: 2609 + 2764 = 5373 votes 2764

[439] 28: My condolences, I heard your husband passed away
5273 Current Rating: 5273 + 4703 = 9976 votesCurrent Rating: 5273 + 4703 = 9976 votes 4703

[438] 27: I found a new "feminine hygiene" product
64429 Current Rating: 64429 + 61156 = 125585 votesCurrent Rating: 64429 + 61156 = 125585 votes 61156

[437] 24: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
264228 Current Rating: 264228 + 263089 = 527317 votesCurrent Rating: 264228 + 263089 = 527317 votes 263089

[436] 23: You look like you could chew rocks
15257 Current Rating: 15257 + 15656 = 30913 votesCurrent Rating: 15257 + 15656 = 30913 votes 15656

[435] 22: We live in such dangerous and uncertain times
2744 Current Rating: 2744 + 2599 = 5343 votesCurrent Rating: 2744 + 2599 = 5343 votes 2599

[434] 21: If you went camping
3059 Current Rating: 3059 + 3408 = 6467 votesCurrent Rating: 3059 + 3408 = 6467 votes 3408

[433] 20: Hey babsh, you"re looking fantashtic tonight
11605 Current Rating: 11605 + 18375 = 29980 votesCurrent Rating: 11605 + 18375 = 29980 votes 18375

[432] 15: Welcome to the Fitness Gym
12409 Current Rating: 12409 + 16720 = 29129 votesCurrent Rating: 12409 + 16720 = 29129 votes 16720

[431] 14: I saw a news program
4483 Current Rating: 4483 + 4190 = 8673 votesCurrent Rating: 4483 + 4190 = 8673 votes 4190

[430] 13: I canít find my wife anywhere
3313 Current Rating: 3313 + 4987 = 8300 votesCurrent Rating: 3313 + 4987 = 8300 votes 4987

[429] 10: I bought my wife a Memory Stick
2633 Current Rating: 2633 + 2828 = 5461 votesCurrent Rating: 2633 + 2828 = 5461 votes 2828

[428] 9: Todayís lesson is about the Bible
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3535 = 7615 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3535 = 7615 votes 3535

[427] 8: Darling, do I please you in bed?
3014 Current Rating: 3014 + 2923 = 5937 votesCurrent Rating: 3014 + 2923 = 5937 votes 2923

[426] 7: I got into huge trouble with the wife
2933 Current Rating: 2933 + 2860 = 5793 votesCurrent Rating: 2933 + 2860 = 5793 votes 2860

[425] 6: My wife left me last Wednesday
8721 Current Rating: 8721 + 9744 = 18465 votesCurrent Rating: 8721 + 9744 = 18465 votes 9744

[424] 3: Doctor, Iíve got a green spot
2615 Current Rating: 2615 + 2445 = 5060 votesCurrent Rating: 2615 + 2445 = 5060 votes 2445

[423] 2: Good morning, this is Hospitality Hotel
2945 Current Rating: 2945 + 3438 = 6383 votesCurrent Rating: 2945 + 3438 = 6383 votes 3438

[422] 1: You logged a call for IT support
3383 Current Rating: 3383 + 2925 = 6308 votesCurrent Rating: 3383 + 2925 = 6308 votes 2925


May 2011
[421] 31: Dad! What are you doing to mom?
2855 Current Rating: 2855 + 3017 = 5872 votesCurrent Rating: 2855 + 3017 = 5872 votes 3017

[420] 30: My girlfriend and I were in bed
3951 Current Rating: 3951 + 3540 = 7491 votesCurrent Rating: 3951 + 3540 = 7491 votes 3540

[419] 27: You reported your wife missing
3827 Current Rating: 3827 + 3331 = 7158 votesCurrent Rating: 3827 + 3331 = 7158 votes 3331

[418] 26: Dad, how much does it cost to get married?
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 3336 = 7033 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 3336 = 7033 votes 3336

[417] 25: When you die, you get reincarnated
2942 Current Rating: 2942 + 2984 = 5926 votesCurrent Rating: 2942 + 2984 = 5926 votes 2984

[416] 24: My wife is so stupid
4177 Current Rating: 4177 + 3794 = 7971 votesCurrent Rating: 4177 + 3794 = 7971 votes 3794

[415] 23: Went for my routine check up today
6708 Current Rating: 6708 + 7123 = 13831 votesCurrent Rating: 6708 + 7123 = 13831 votes 7123

[414] 20: My girlfriend thinks that I
8630 Current Rating: 8630 + 7542 = 16172 votesCurrent Rating: 8630 + 7542 = 16172 votes 7542

[413] 19: I hate the flipping internet!
5287 Current Rating: 5287 + 4344 = 9631 votesCurrent Rating: 5287 + 4344 = 9631 votes 4344

[412] 17: Emergency services, how can I help you?
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 3240 = 6607 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 3240 = 6607 votes 3240

[411] 16: I got so embarrassed
3359 Current Rating: 3359 + 3625 = 6984 votesCurrent Rating: 3359 + 3625 = 6984 votes 3625

[410] 13: Youíre looking up-beat today
7749 Current Rating: 7749 + 7797 = 15546 votesCurrent Rating: 7749 + 7797 = 15546 votes 7797

[409] 12: Welcome to Incredible Ice-Cream Parlour
4098 Current Rating: 4098 + 3811 = 7909 votesCurrent Rating: 4098 + 3811 = 7909 votes 3811

[408] 11: I`m 79 years old now
4320 Current Rating: 4320 + 4078 = 8398 votesCurrent Rating: 4320 + 4078 = 8398 votes 4078

[407] 10: I met a girl in the park
5148 Current Rating: 5148 + 4558 = 9706 votesCurrent Rating: 5148 + 4558 = 9706 votes 4558

[406] 9: Dad, I hear you
5026 Current Rating: 5026 + 5938 = 10964 votesCurrent Rating: 5026 + 5938 = 10964 votes 5938

[405] 6: Are you growing a moustache
12723 Current Rating: 12723 + 13317 = 26040 votesCurrent Rating: 12723 + 13317 = 26040 votes 13317

[404] 5: Hi doc, I need a medical clearance
4534 Current Rating: 4534 + 4048 = 8582 votesCurrent Rating: 4534 + 4048 = 8582 votes 4048

[403] 4: Hello Gran, I started school
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1202 = 2655 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1202 = 2655 votes 1202

[402] 3: Thanks for posting my bail
3038 Current Rating: 3038 + 4364 = 7402 votesCurrent Rating: 3038 + 4364 = 7402 votes 4364


Apr 2011
[401] 21: Good morning, Iím from IT support
13179 Current Rating: 13179 + 15051 = 28230 votesCurrent Rating: 13179 + 15051 = 28230 votes 15051

[400] 20: I just hired an Eastern European cleaner
8894 Current Rating: 8894 + 8035 = 16929 votesCurrent Rating: 8894 + 8035 = 16929 votes 8035

[399] 19: Welcome Fine Dinning Restaurant
4139 Current Rating: 4139 + 3605 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 4139 + 3605 = 7744 votes 3605

[398] 18: What is it when a man talks
12261 Current Rating: 12261 + 13894 = 26155 votesCurrent Rating: 12261 + 13894 = 26155 votes 13894

[397] 15: I Love you
33515 Current Rating: 33515 + 33538 = 67053 votesCurrent Rating: 33515 + 33538 = 67053 votes 33538

[396] 14: Hey, come on
5798 Current Rating: 5798 + 6347 = 12145 votesCurrent Rating: 5798 + 6347 = 12145 votes 6347

[395] 12: Cheer up, you look miserable
33908 Current Rating: 33908 + 35302 = 69210 votesCurrent Rating: 33908 + 35302 = 69210 votes 35302

[394] 11: Welcome to our clinic
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3485 = 7392 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3485 = 7392 votes 3485

[393] 8: Congratulations, youíre pregnant!
4324 Current Rating: 4324 + 3957 = 8281 votesCurrent Rating: 4324 + 3957 = 8281 votes 3957

[392] 6: My wife has a slight impediment
4042 Current Rating: 4042 + 3858 = 7900 votesCurrent Rating: 4042 + 3858 = 7900 votes 3858

[391] 5: Can I borrow your bicycle?
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 3383 = 6949 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 3383 = 6949 votes 3383

[390] 4: What are you doing?
5093 Current Rating: 5093 + 4650 = 9743 votesCurrent Rating: 5093 + 4650 = 9743 votes 4650

[389] 1: Welcome to The Phancy Phone Shop
5296 Current Rating: 5296 + 6499 = 11795 votesCurrent Rating: 5296 + 6499 = 11795 votes 6499


Mar 2011
[388] 31: Can we try something
5469 Current Rating: 5469 + 5004 = 10473 votesCurrent Rating: 5469 + 5004 = 10473 votes 5004

[387] 30: How is your meal so far?
3400 Current Rating: 3400 + 3341 = 6741 votesCurrent Rating: 3400 + 3341 = 6741 votes 3341

[386] 28: Iím always amazed
15425 Current Rating: 15425 + 15342 = 30767 votesCurrent Rating: 15425 + 15342 = 30767 votes 15342

[385] 25: Can you please call security
8643 Current Rating: 8643 + 9747 = 18390 votesCurrent Rating: 8643 + 9747 = 18390 votes 9747

[384] 24: I don`t know how you can be so stupid
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 3567 = 7244 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 3567 = 7244 votes 3567

[383] 23: This book says
4548 Current Rating: 4548 + 3957 = 8505 votesCurrent Rating: 4548 + 3957 = 8505 votes 3957

[382] 22: Tell your mother
4080 Current Rating: 4080 + 3622 = 7702 votesCurrent Rating: 4080 + 3622 = 7702 votes 3622

[381] 18: I know I`m never going to understand women
9599 Current Rating: 9599 + 8841 = 18440 votesCurrent Rating: 9599 + 8841 = 18440 votes 8841

[380] 17: My daughter told me to cancel her allowance
4566 Current Rating: 4566 + 3815 = 8381 votesCurrent Rating: 4566 + 3815 = 8381 votes 3815

[379] 16: Why aren`t you married yet?
4767 Current Rating: 4767 + 4444 = 9211 votesCurrent Rating: 4767 + 4444 = 9211 votes 4444

[378] 14: Welcome Good Video Hire
12884 Current Rating: 12884 + 22613 = 35497 votesCurrent Rating: 12884 + 22613 = 35497 votes 22613

[377] 11: To be happy with a man
12868 Current Rating: 12868 + 20744 = 33612 votesCurrent Rating: 12868 + 20744 = 33612 votes 20744

[376] 10: It`s our 50th anniversary
91887 Current Rating: 91887 + 105466 = 197353 votesCurrent Rating: 91887 + 105466 = 197353 votes 105466

[375] 9: It was nice meeting someone so sensitive
6366 Current Rating: 6366 + 6556 = 12922 votesCurrent Rating: 6366 + 6556 = 12922 votes 6556

[374] 8: Your pizza is ready
6567 Current Rating: 6567 + 6228 = 12795 votesCurrent Rating: 6567 + 6228 = 12795 votes 6228

[373] 7: I was banned from that internet dating site
4541 Current Rating: 4541 + 3727 = 8268 votesCurrent Rating: 4541 + 3727 = 8268 votes 3727

[372] 3: Why do you call your wife
10395 Current Rating: 10395 + 10924 = 21319 votesCurrent Rating: 10395 + 10924 = 21319 votes 10924

[371] 1: Marriage is like a deck of cards...
14116 Current Rating: 14116 + 15101 = 29217 votesCurrent Rating: 14116 + 15101 = 29217 votes 15101


Feb 2011
[370] 28: What are you reading?
6418 Current Rating: 6418 + 6715 = 13133 votesCurrent Rating: 6418 + 6715 = 13133 votes 6715

[369] 25: Drinks are on me!
5714 Current Rating: 5714 + 4717 = 10431 votesCurrent Rating: 5714 + 4717 = 10431 votes 4717

[368] 24: Dad! I got a part in our school play!
5342 Current Rating: 5342 + 4579 = 9921 votesCurrent Rating: 5342 + 4579 = 9921 votes 4579

[367] 23: I got an email today from a bored local housewife
4561 Current Rating: 4561 + 3907 = 8468 votesCurrent Rating: 4561 + 3907 = 8468 votes 3907

[366] 22: You look like crap
4568 Current Rating: 4568 + 4157 = 8725 votesCurrent Rating: 4568 + 4157 = 8725 votes 4157

[365] 21: Hey, what are you doing with that gun?
9835 Current Rating: 9835 + 10287 = 20122 votesCurrent Rating: 9835 + 10287 = 20122 votes 10287

[364] 17: The difference between my car and my wife
13248 Current Rating: 13248 + 16985 = 30233 votesCurrent Rating: 13248 + 16985 = 30233 votes 16985

[363] 16: What happened to him?
7187 Current Rating: 7187 + 7947 = 15134 votesCurrent Rating: 7187 + 7947 = 15134 votes 7947

[362] 15: What was shopping like
4252 Current Rating: 4252 + 3949 = 8201 votesCurrent Rating: 4252 + 3949 = 8201 votes 3949

[361] 14: Bring me a beer from the fridge
4027 Current Rating: 4027 + 4523 = 8550 votesCurrent Rating: 4027 + 4523 = 8550 votes 4523

[360] 9: Why do you supposed PETA donít moan about
6236 Current Rating: 6236 + 6178 = 12414 votesCurrent Rating: 6236 + 6178 = 12414 votes 6178

[359] 8: Happy Birthday Son!
4977 Current Rating: 4977 + 4199 = 9176 votesCurrent Rating: 4977 + 4199 = 9176 votes 4199

[358] 7: That will be R197.23, would you like a plastic bag?
4875 Current Rating: 4875 + 4572 = 9447 votesCurrent Rating: 4875 + 4572 = 9447 votes 4572

[357] 4: In all my time on the bench
12426 Current Rating: 12426 + 11974 = 24400 votesCurrent Rating: 12426 + 11974 = 24400 votes 11974

[356] 3: What are you doing?
3694 Current Rating: 3694 + 3890 = 7584 votesCurrent Rating: 3694 + 3890 = 7584 votes 3890

[355] 2: So your baby is nearly due
3805 Current Rating: 3805 + 3948 = 7753 votesCurrent Rating: 3805 + 3948 = 7753 votes 3948

[354] 1: In the old days
5537 Current Rating: 5537 + 6145 = 11682 votesCurrent Rating: 5537 + 6145 = 11682 votes 6145


Jan 2011
[353] 31: Whatís the difference between
8077 Current Rating: 8077 + 7390 = 15467 votesCurrent Rating: 8077 + 7390 = 15467 votes 7390

[352] 27: Good morning and welcome
4013 Current Rating: 4013 + 3964 = 7977 votesCurrent Rating: 4013 + 3964 = 7977 votes 3964

[351] 26: Is this a picture of your wife, sir?
3090 Current Rating: 3090 + 3265 = 6355 votesCurrent Rating: 3090 + 3265 = 6355 votes 3265

[350] 25: My wife is getting really fat
3961 Current Rating: 3961 + 3750 = 7711 votesCurrent Rating: 3961 + 3750 = 7711 votes 3750

[349] 21: Grandpa, how old are you?
3899 Current Rating: 3899 + 3687 = 7586 votesCurrent Rating: 3899 + 3687 = 7586 votes 3687

[348] 20: Mom, why donít you drink?
4116 Current Rating: 4116 + 4216 = 8332 votesCurrent Rating: 4116 + 4216 = 8332 votes 4216

[347] 19: Left a bit...
4552 Current Rating: 4552 + 4382 = 8934 votesCurrent Rating: 4552 + 4382 = 8934 votes 4382

[346] 18: Weíve been going out for a bit now
2992 Current Rating: 2992 + 3093 = 6085 votesCurrent Rating: 2992 + 3093 = 6085 votes 3093

[345] 14: Darling, I wished I had met you 20 years ago
3079 Current Rating: 3079 + 3367 = 6446 votesCurrent Rating: 3079 + 3367 = 6446 votes 3367

[344] 13: I saw the results of a sex survey yesterday
4028 Current Rating: 4028 + 3908 = 7936 votesCurrent Rating: 4028 + 3908 = 7936 votes 3908

[343] 12: You look so smart, why are you crying?
4185 Current Rating: 4185 + 3861 = 8046 votesCurrent Rating: 4185 + 3861 = 8046 votes 3861

[342] 11: I wish my girlfriend was more like a light bulb
2737 Current Rating: 2737 + 3143 = 5880 votesCurrent Rating: 2737 + 3143 = 5880 votes 3143

[341] 10: You and your penis are like a cell-phone
3285 Current Rating: 3285 + 4345 = 7630 votesCurrent Rating: 3285 + 4345 = 7630 votes 4345






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