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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
7625 Current Rating: 7625 + 8756 = 16381 votesCurrent Rating: 7625 + 8756 = 16381 votes 8756

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1653 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1653 = 3346 votes 1653

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
759 Current Rating: 759 + 825 = 1584 votesCurrent Rating: 759 + 825 = 1584 votes 825

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1030 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1030 = 2383 votes 1030

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
751 Current Rating: 751 + 824 = 1575 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 824 = 1575 votes 824

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1450 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1450 = 3078 votes 1450

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1192 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1192 = 2448 votes 1192

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 902 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 902 = 2045 votes 902

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
800 Current Rating: 800 + 734 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 734 = 1534 votes 734

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 952 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 952 = 2030 votes 952

[783] 7: What now?
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1097 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1097 = 2415 votes 1097

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1047 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1047 = 2211 votes 1047

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
872 Current Rating: 872 + 901 = 1773 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 901 = 1773 votes 901

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
949 Current Rating: 949 + 1091 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 1091 = 2040 votes 1091

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1667 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1667 = 2951 votes 1667


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1324 = 2758 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1324 = 2758 votes 1324

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1641 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1641 = 2961 votes 1641

[776] 28: Are you awake?
855 Current Rating: 855 + 978 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 978 = 1833 votes 978

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1676 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1676 = 3139 votes 1676

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1429 = 2938 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1429 = 2938 votes 1429

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1742 Current Rating: 1742 + 1779 = 3521 votesCurrent Rating: 1742 + 1779 = 3521 votes 1779

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1378 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1378 = 2742 votes 1378

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
878 Current Rating: 878 + 774 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 774 = 1652 votes 774

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 920 = 1979 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 920 = 1979 votes 920

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1652 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1652 = 3002 votes 1652

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1146 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1146 = 2444 votes 1146

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1064 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1064 = 2387 votes 1064

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1104 = 2591 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1104 = 2591 votes 1104

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
865 Current Rating: 865 + 858 = 1723 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 858 = 1723 votes 858

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
969 Current Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votes 953

[763] 8: Would you love me more
790 Current Rating: 790 + 779 = 1569 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 779 = 1569 votes 779

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1812 Current Rating: 1812 + 1394 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1812 + 1394 = 3206 votes 1394

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
794 Current Rating: 794 + 935 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 935 = 1729 votes 935

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 992 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 992 = 1994 votes 992

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1299 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1299 = 2670 votes 1299

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1985 Current Rating: 1985 + 1975 = 3960 votesCurrent Rating: 1985 + 1975 = 3960 votes 1975


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1283 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1283 = 2551 votes 1283

[756] 30: Good morning sir
828 Current Rating: 828 + 823 = 1651 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 823 = 1651 votes 823

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1025 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1025 = 2052 votes 1025

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1134 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1134 = 2532 votes 1134

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 963 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 963 = 2057 votes 963

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1042 = 2306 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1042 = 2306 votes 1042

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1472 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1472 = 2824 votes 1472

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
775 Current Rating: 775 + 917 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 917 = 1692 votes 917

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
801 Current Rating: 801 + 826 = 1627 votesCurrent Rating: 801 + 826 = 1627 votes 826

[748] 18: What are you watching?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 927 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 927 = 1905 votes 927

[747] 17: See you later
676 Current Rating: 676 + 672 = 1348 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 672 = 1348 votes 672

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
814 Current Rating: 814 + 861 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 861 = 1675 votes 861

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1064 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1064 = 2604 votes 1064

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
11742 Current Rating: 11742 + 12082 = 23824 votesCurrent Rating: 11742 + 12082 = 23824 votes 12082

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2161 Current Rating: 2161 + 1923 = 4084 votesCurrent Rating: 2161 + 1923 = 4084 votes 1923

[742] 10: You look miserable
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1127 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1127 = 2633 votes 1127

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
956 Current Rating: 956 + 1055 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 1055 = 2011 votes 1055

[740] 8: What are you reading?
810 Current Rating: 810 + 846 = 1656 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 846 = 1656 votes 846

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
898 Current Rating: 898 + 1003 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 1003 = 1901 votes 1003

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
748 Current Rating: 748 + 800 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 800 = 1548 votes 800

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1052 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1052 = 2375 votes 1052

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
33560 Current Rating: 33560 + 31491 = 65051 votesCurrent Rating: 33560 + 31491 = 65051 votes 31491

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
78921 Current Rating: 78921 + 74121 = 153042 votesCurrent Rating: 78921 + 74121 = 153042 votes 74121


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1302 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1302 = 2551 votes 1302

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
3020 Current Rating: 3020 + 2365 = 5385 votesCurrent Rating: 3020 + 2365 = 5385 votes 2365

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1216 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1216 = 2569 votes 1216

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1214 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1214 = 2513 votes 1214

[730] 20: Where have you been?
6466 Current Rating: 6466 + 10514 = 16980 votesCurrent Rating: 6466 + 10514 = 16980 votes 10514

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 991 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 991 = 2181 votes 991

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
813 Current Rating: 813 + 944 = 1757 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 944 = 1757 votes 944

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 3039 = 5220 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 3039 = 5220 votes 3039

[726] 14: Do you know what
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1152 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1152 = 2479 votes 1152

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
952 Current Rating: 952 + 945 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 945 = 1897 votes 945

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 832 = 1590 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 832 = 1590 votes 832

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 940 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 940 = 2068 votes 940

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
745 Current Rating: 745 + 768 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 768 = 1513 votes 768

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
790 Current Rating: 790 + 862 = 1652 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 862 = 1652 votes 862

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 932 = 1995 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 932 = 1995 votes 932

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1277 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1277 = 2472 votes 1277

[718] 3: What are you watching?
929 Current Rating: 929 + 740 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 740 = 1669 votes 740


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1327 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1327 = 2547 votes 1327

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 942 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 942 = 1947 votes 942

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 781 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 781 = 1781 votes 781

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
755 Current Rating: 755 + 841 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 841 = 1596 votes 841

[713] 27: And now Mom?
712 Current Rating: 712 + 743 = 1455 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 743 = 1455 votes 743

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
829 Current Rating: 829 + 848 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 848 = 1677 votes 848

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1531 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1531 = 2688 votes 1531

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 868 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 868 = 1734 votes 868

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
827 Current Rating: 827 + 876 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 876 = 1703 votes 876

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 846 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 846 = 1700 votes 846

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
739 Current Rating: 739 + 751 = 1490 votesCurrent Rating: 739 + 751 = 1490 votes 751

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
814 Current Rating: 814 + 635 = 1449 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 635 = 1449 votes 635

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1436 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1436 = 2665 votes 1436

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1774 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1774 = 3401 votes 1774

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 932 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 932 = 2041 votes 932

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
968 Current Rating: 968 + 1201 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 968 + 1201 = 2169 votes 1201

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
887 Current Rating: 887 + 1064 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 887 + 1064 = 1951 votes 1064

[700] 6: There, all finished
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1315 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1315 = 2527 votes 1315

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
800 Current Rating: 800 + 699 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 699 = 1499 votes 699

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
980 Current Rating: 980 + 740 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 740 = 1720 votes 740

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 963 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 963 = 2229 votes 963


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 1040 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 1040 = 2071 votes 1040

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 974 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 974 = 1918 votes 974

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 864 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 864 = 1899 votes 864

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
651 Current Rating: 651 + 739 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 739 = 1390 votes 739

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 873 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 873 = 2010 votes 873

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
793 Current Rating: 793 + 996 = 1789 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 996 = 1789 votes 996

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 863 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 863 = 2388 votes 863

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
39822 Current Rating: 39822 + 38387 = 78209 votesCurrent Rating: 39822 + 38387 = 78209 votes 38387

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 874 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 874 = 1899 votes 874

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
796 Current Rating: 796 + 773 = 1569 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 773 = 1569 votes 773

[686] 17: I have something to confess
814 Current Rating: 814 + 895 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 895 = 1709 votes 895

[685] 16: How your location can change
826 Current Rating: 826 + 1007 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 1007 = 1833 votes 1007

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1529 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1529 = 2763 votes 1529

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1004 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1004 = 2215 votes 1004

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1282 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1282 = 2717 votes 1282

[681] 9: Why does everything
881 Current Rating: 881 + 886 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 886 = 1767 votes 886

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1197 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1197 = 2548 votes 1197

[679] 5: You re late again
781 Current Rating: 781 + 789 = 1570 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 789 = 1570 votes 789

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1406 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1406 = 2827 votes 1406

[677] 3: What s the difference
786 Current Rating: 786 + 921 = 1707 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 921 = 1707 votes 921

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1055 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1055 = 2206 votes 1055


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1104 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1104 = 2203 votes 1104

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1308 = 2454 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1308 = 2454 votes 1308

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
882 Current Rating: 882 + 829 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 829 = 1711 votes 829

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 1186 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 1186 = 2002 votes 1186

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
842 Current Rating: 842 + 898 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 898 = 1740 votes 898

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
734 Current Rating: 734 + 878 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 878 = 1612 votes 878

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
913 Current Rating: 913 + 863 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 863 = 1776 votes 863

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1035 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1035 = 2126 votes 1035

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
829 Current Rating: 829 + 894 = 1723 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 894 = 1723 votes 894

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
875 Current Rating: 875 + 1002 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 1002 = 1877 votes 1002

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
892 Current Rating: 892 + 930 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 930 = 1822 votes 930

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
854 Current Rating: 854 + 1108 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 854 + 1108 = 1962 votes 1108

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
841 Current Rating: 841 + 1077 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 1077 = 1918 votes 1077

[662] 11: You look miserable
850 Current Rating: 850 + 1025 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 1025 = 1875 votes 1025

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
990 Current Rating: 990 + 1234 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 990 + 1234 = 2224 votes 1234

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
934 Current Rating: 934 + 1218 = 2152 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 1218 = 2152 votes 1218

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
835 Current Rating: 835 + 839 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 839 = 1674 votes 839

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
882 Current Rating: 882 + 913 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 913 = 1795 votes 913

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
944 Current Rating: 944 + 976 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 976 = 1920 votes 976

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 984 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 984 = 2031 votes 984


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
616 Current Rating: 616 + 747 = 1363 votesCurrent Rating: 616 + 747 = 1363 votes 747

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
724 Current Rating: 724 + 741 = 1465 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 741 = 1465 votes 741

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1106 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1106 = 2099 votes 1106

[652] 28: How come men always look
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1121 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1121 = 2260 votes 1121

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
979 Current Rating: 979 + 1070 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 1070 = 2049 votes 1070

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
726 Current Rating: 726 + 795 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 795 = 1521 votes 795

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
991 Current Rating: 991 + 910 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 910 = 1901 votes 910

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
999 Current Rating: 999 + 948 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 948 = 1947 votes 948

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
884 Current Rating: 884 + 805 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 805 = 1689 votes 805

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
921 Current Rating: 921 + 964 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 964 = 1885 votes 964

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
777 Current Rating: 777 + 727 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 777 + 727 = 1504 votes 727

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
808 Current Rating: 808 + 799 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 799 = 1607 votes 799

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
937 Current Rating: 937 + 1042 = 1979 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 1042 = 1979 votes 1042

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
888 Current Rating: 888 + 1002 = 1890 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 1002 = 1890 votes 1002

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
872 Current Rating: 872 + 830 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 830 = 1702 votes 830

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
774 Current Rating: 774 + 784 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 784 = 1558 votes 784

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
776 Current Rating: 776 + 825 = 1601 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 825 = 1601 votes 825

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
783 Current Rating: 783 + 791 = 1574 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 791 = 1574 votes 791

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
863 Current Rating: 863 + 936 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 936 = 1799 votes 936

[636] 3: When I die
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1272 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1272 = 2383 votes 1272

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
850 Current Rating: 850 + 808 = 1658 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 808 = 1658 votes 808


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
877 Current Rating: 877 + 959 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 959 = 1836 votes 959

[633] 25: You are looking good
856 Current Rating: 856 + 938 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 938 = 1794 votes 938

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1102 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1102 = 2278 votes 1102

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
672 Current Rating: 672 + 882 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 882 = 1554 votes 882

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1234 = 2176 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1234 = 2176 votes 1234

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
685 Current Rating: 685 + 793 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 793 = 1478 votes 793

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
648 Current Rating: 648 + 833 = 1481 votesCurrent Rating: 648 + 833 = 1481 votes 833

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
803 Current Rating: 803 + 945 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 945 = 1748 votes 945

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1110 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1110 = 2125 votes 1110

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1173 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1173 = 2195 votes 1173

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
845 Current Rating: 845 + 888 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 888 = 1733 votes 888

[623] 11: What is the difference
823 Current Rating: 823 + 840 = 1663 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 840 = 1663 votes 840

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
683 Current Rating: 683 + 686 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 683 + 686 = 1369 votes 686

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
991 Current Rating: 991 + 1007 = 1998 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 1007 = 1998 votes 1007

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 1150 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 1150 = 2189 votes 1150

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
873 Current Rating: 873 + 818 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 818 = 1691 votes 818


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 953 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 953 = 1985 votes 953

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
702 Current Rating: 702 + 891 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 702 + 891 = 1593 votes 891

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1049 Current Rating: 1049 + 1034 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1049 + 1034 = 2083 votes 1034

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
885 Current Rating: 885 + 927 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 927 = 1812 votes 927

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1350 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1350 = 2724 votes 1350

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1123 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1123 = 2280 votes 1123

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1510 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1510 = 3040 votes 1510

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
835 Current Rating: 835 + 763 = 1598 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 763 = 1598 votes 763

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
740 Current Rating: 740 + 1011 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 1011 = 1751 votes 1011

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
722 Current Rating: 722 + 731 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 731 = 1453 votes 731

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
965 Current Rating: 965 + 1117 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 1117 = 2082 votes 1117

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
822 Current Rating: 822 + 732 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 732 = 1554 votes 732

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
742 Current Rating: 742 + 813 = 1555 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 813 = 1555 votes 813

[605] 12: When I was at school
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1058 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1058 = 2255 votes 1058

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
983 Current Rating: 983 + 1254 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 1254 = 2237 votes 1254

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
548 Current Rating: 548 + 634 = 1182 votesCurrent Rating: 548 + 634 = 1182 votes 634

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
809 Current Rating: 809 + 897 = 1706 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 897 = 1706 votes 897

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
913 Current Rating: 913 + 1008 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 1008 = 1921 votes 1008

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
842 Current Rating: 842 + 888 = 1730 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 888 = 1730 votes 888


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
811 Current Rating: 811 + 783 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 783 = 1594 votes 783

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
971 Current Rating: 971 + 910 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 910 = 1881 votes 910

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4993 Current Rating: 4993 + 4379 = 9372 votesCurrent Rating: 4993 + 4379 = 9372 votes 4379

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1451 Current Rating: 1451 + 1001 = 2452 votesCurrent Rating: 1451 + 1001 = 2452 votes 1001

[595] 23: You know some women
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1073 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1073 = 2396 votes 1073

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3635 Current Rating: 3635 + 2946 = 6581 votesCurrent Rating: 3635 + 2946 = 6581 votes 2946

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 1310 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 1310 = 3207 votes 1310

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 977 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 977 = 2244 votes 977

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
843 Current Rating: 843 + 929 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 929 = 1772 votes 929

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 3531 = 5845 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 3531 = 5845 votes 3531

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1307 = 2767 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1307 = 2767 votes 1307

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2960 Current Rating: 2960 + 2694 = 5654 votesCurrent Rating: 2960 + 2694 = 5654 votes 2694

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1073 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1073 = 2117 votes 1073

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1354 = 2597 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1354 = 2597 votes 1354

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 1091 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 1091 = 2099 votes 1091

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
865 Current Rating: 865 + 926 = 1791 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 926 = 1791 votes 926

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
813 Current Rating: 813 + 959 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 813 + 959 = 1772 votes 959

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1544 = 2847 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1544 = 2847 votes 1544

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1160 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1160 = 2486 votes 1160

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4121 Current Rating: 4121 + 3511 = 7632 votesCurrent Rating: 4121 + 3511 = 7632 votes 3511

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2656 Current Rating: 2656 + 2411 = 5067 votesCurrent Rating: 2656 + 2411 = 5067 votes 2411


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1192 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1192 = 2811 votes 1192

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 817 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 817 = 1996 votes 817

[576] 27: What a babe
935 Current Rating: 935 + 892 = 1827 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 892 = 1827 votes 892

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
827 Current Rating: 827 + 908 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 908 = 1735 votes 908

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
945 Current Rating: 945 + 926 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 926 = 1871 votes 926

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1048 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1048 = 2338 votes 1048

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4401 Current Rating: 4401 + 4706 = 9107 votesCurrent Rating: 4401 + 4706 = 9107 votes 4706

[571] 20: What is the difference
6014 Current Rating: 6014 + 6131 = 12145 votesCurrent Rating: 6014 + 6131 = 12145 votes 6131

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1029 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1029 = 2319 votes 1029

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1108 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1108 = 2265 votes 1108

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 984 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 984 = 2076 votes 984

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
868 Current Rating: 868 + 1035 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 1035 = 1903 votes 1035

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 867 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 867 = 1868 votes 867

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1047 = 2435 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1047 = 2435 votes 1047

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1189 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1189 = 2200 votes 1189

[563] 10: You look terrible
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1225 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1225 = 2660 votes 1225

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1596 Current Rating: 1596 + 1658 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1596 + 1658 = 3254 votes 1658






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