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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
8928 Current Rating: 8928 + 9396 = 18324 votesCurrent Rating: 8928 + 9396 = 18324 votes 9396

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1779 = 3593 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1779 = 3593 votes 1779

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
851 Current Rating: 851 + 905 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 905 = 1756 votes 905

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1189 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1189 = 2707 votes 1189

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
909 Current Rating: 909 + 953 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 953 = 1862 votes 953

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1877 Current Rating: 1877 + 1637 = 3514 votesCurrent Rating: 1877 + 1637 = 3514 votes 1637

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1349 = 2713 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1349 = 2713 votes 1349

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1061 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1061 = 2366 votes 1061

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
870 Current Rating: 870 + 799 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 799 = 1669 votes 799

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1070 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1070 = 2278 votes 1070

[783] 7: What now?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1349 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1349 = 2874 votes 1349

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1211 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1211 = 2515 votes 1211

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
997 Current Rating: 997 + 1018 = 2015 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 1018 = 2015 votes 1018

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 1162 = 2229 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 1162 = 2229 votes 1162

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1803 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1803 = 3246 votes 1803


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1496 = 3111 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1496 = 3111 votes 1496

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 2027 = 3451 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 2027 = 3451 votes 2027

[776] 28: Are you awake?
983 Current Rating: 983 + 1090 = 2073 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 1090 = 2073 votes 1090

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1774 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1774 = 3319 votes 1774

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1559 = 3218 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1559 = 3218 votes 1559

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 2180 = 4394 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 2180 = 4394 votes 2180

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1562 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1562 = 3050 votes 1562

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
966 Current Rating: 966 + 838 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 838 = 1804 votes 838

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 1005 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 1005 = 2179 votes 1005

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1817 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1817 = 3394 votes 1817

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1225 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1225 = 2598 votes 1225

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1236 = 2763 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1236 = 2763 votes 1236

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1292 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1292 = 3052 votes 1292

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
972 Current Rating: 972 + 950 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 950 = 1922 votes 950

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1076 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1076 = 2181 votes 1076

[763] 8: Would you love me more
928 Current Rating: 928 + 894 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 894 = 1822 votes 894

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2202 Current Rating: 2202 + 1686 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 2202 + 1686 = 3888 votes 1686

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
899 Current Rating: 899 + 1011 = 1910 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 1011 = 1910 votes 1011

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1078 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1078 = 2184 votes 1078

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1539 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1539 = 3118 votes 1539

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 2046 = 4111 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 2046 = 4111 votes 2046


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1423 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1423 = 2813 votes 1423

[756] 30: Good morning sir
927 Current Rating: 927 + 918 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 918 = 1845 votes 918

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1154 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1154 = 2352 votes 1154

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1320 = 2935 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1320 = 2935 votes 1320

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1128 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1128 = 2419 votes 1128

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1190 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1190 = 2683 votes 1190

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1541 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1541 = 2967 votes 1541

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
900 Current Rating: 900 + 1036 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 1036 = 1936 votes 1036

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
920 Current Rating: 920 + 915 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 915 = 1835 votes 915

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1099 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1099 = 2276 votes 1099

[747] 17: See you later
824 Current Rating: 824 + 811 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 811 = 1635 votes 811

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
942 Current Rating: 942 + 966 = 1908 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 966 = 1908 votes 966

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1143 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1143 = 2827 votes 1143

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
13464 Current Rating: 13464 + 13322 = 26786 votesCurrent Rating: 13464 + 13322 = 26786 votes 13322

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2757 Current Rating: 2757 + 2353 = 5110 votesCurrent Rating: 2757 + 2353 = 5110 votes 2353

[742] 10: You look miserable
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1284 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1284 = 2953 votes 1284

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1174 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1174 = 2281 votes 1174

[740] 8: What are you reading?
937 Current Rating: 937 + 945 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 945 = 1882 votes 945

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1173 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1173 = 2307 votes 1173

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
905 Current Rating: 905 + 950 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 950 = 1855 votes 950

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1232 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1232 = 2756 votes 1232

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
50361 Current Rating: 50361 + 37301 = 87662 votesCurrent Rating: 50361 + 37301 = 87662 votes 37301

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
102923 Current Rating: 102923 + 99887 = 202810 votesCurrent Rating: 102923 + 99887 = 202810 votes 99887


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1468 = 2851 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1468 = 2851 votes 1468

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 2977 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 2977 = 7371 votes 2977

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1368 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1368 = 2866 votes 1368

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1454 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1454 = 2995 votes 1454

[730] 20: Where have you been?
9863 Current Rating: 9863 + 13414 = 23277 votesCurrent Rating: 9863 + 13414 = 23277 votes 13414

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1155 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1155 = 2504 votes 1155

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 1057 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 1057 = 1992 votes 1057

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2441 Current Rating: 2441 + 3382 = 5823 votesCurrent Rating: 2441 + 3382 = 5823 votes 3382

[726] 14: Do you know what
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1288 = 2772 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1288 = 2772 votes 1288

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1082 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1082 = 2185 votes 1082

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
866 Current Rating: 866 + 924 = 1790 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 924 = 1790 votes 924

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1080 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1080 = 2383 votes 1080

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
912 Current Rating: 912 + 857 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 857 = 1769 votes 857

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
884 Current Rating: 884 + 944 = 1828 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 944 = 1828 votes 944

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1089 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1089 = 2366 votes 1089

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1397 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1397 = 2701 votes 1397

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 823 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 823 = 1873 votes 823


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1484 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1484 = 2809 votes 1484

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1071 = 2230 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1071 = 2230 votes 1071

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 850 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 850 = 1956 votes 850

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
899 Current Rating: 899 + 961 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 961 = 1860 votes 961

[713] 27: And now Mom?
832 Current Rating: 832 + 826 = 1658 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 826 = 1658 votes 826

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
961 Current Rating: 961 + 975 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 975 = 1936 votes 975

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1696 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1696 = 3003 votes 1696

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
997 Current Rating: 997 + 1003 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 1003 = 2000 votes 1003

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 1057 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 1057 = 2078 votes 1057

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1026 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1026 = 2071 votes 1026

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
827 Current Rating: 827 + 822 = 1649 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 822 = 1649 votes 822

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
976 Current Rating: 976 + 732 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 732 = 1708 votes 732

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1562 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1562 = 2914 votes 1562

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 2181 = 4373 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 2181 = 4373 votes 2181

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1103 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1103 = 2417 votes 1103

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1348 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1348 = 2448 votes 1348

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1191 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1191 = 2213 votes 1191

[700] 6: There, all finished
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1468 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1468 = 2837 votes 1468

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
891 Current Rating: 891 + 766 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 766 = 1657 votes 766

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 842 = 1953 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 842 = 1953 votes 842

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1432 Current Rating: 1432 + 1116 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1432 + 1116 = 2548 votes 1116


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1191 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1191 = 2405 votes 1191

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1132 Current Rating: 1132 + 1159 = 2291 votesCurrent Rating: 1132 + 1159 = 2291 votes 1159

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1055 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1055 = 2292 votes 1055

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
740 Current Rating: 740 + 813 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 740 + 813 = 1553 votes 813

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1028 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1028 = 2357 votes 1028

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
903 Current Rating: 903 + 1075 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 1075 = 1978 votes 1075

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1758 Current Rating: 1758 + 1010 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1758 + 1010 = 2768 votes 1010

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
55199 Current Rating: 55199 + 47516 = 102715 votesCurrent Rating: 55199 + 47516 = 102715 votes 47516

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1036 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1036 = 2243 votes 1036

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
871 Current Rating: 871 + 837 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 837 = 1708 votes 837

[686] 17: I have something to confess
914 Current Rating: 914 + 983 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 983 = 1897 votes 983

[685] 16: How your location can change
957 Current Rating: 957 + 1135 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 1135 = 2092 votes 1135

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1693 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1693 = 3089 votes 1693

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1172 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1172 = 2641 votes 1172

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1709 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1709 = 3408 votes 1709

[681] 9: Why does everything
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1050 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1050 = 2154 votes 1050

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1266 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1266 = 2722 votes 1266

[679] 5: You re late again
876 Current Rating: 876 + 868 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 868 = 1744 votes 868

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1546 = 3133 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1546 = 3133 votes 1546

[677] 3: What s the difference
877 Current Rating: 877 + 997 = 1874 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 997 = 1874 votes 997

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1200 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1200 = 2504 votes 1200


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1171 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1171 = 2343 votes 1171

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1438 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1438 = 2720 votes 1438

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 913 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 913 = 1914 votes 913

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
905 Current Rating: 905 + 1276 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 1276 = 2181 votes 1276

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 1054 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 1054 = 2067 votes 1054

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
828 Current Rating: 828 + 919 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 919 = 1747 votes 919

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 977 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 977 = 1996 votes 977

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1280 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1280 = 2540 votes 1280

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
906 Current Rating: 906 + 959 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 959 = 1865 votes 959

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
951 Current Rating: 951 + 1062 = 2013 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 1062 = 2013 votes 1062

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
978 Current Rating: 978 + 1002 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 1002 = 1980 votes 1002

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
959 Current Rating: 959 + 1203 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 1203 = 2162 votes 1203

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
949 Current Rating: 949 + 1192 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 1192 = 2141 votes 1192

[662] 11: You look miserable
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1085 = 2027 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1085 = 2027 votes 1085

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1375 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1375 = 2498 votes 1375

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
998 Current Rating: 998 + 1280 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 1280 = 2278 votes 1280

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
926 Current Rating: 926 + 898 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 898 = 1824 votes 898

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1038 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1038 = 2056 votes 1038

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1092 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1092 = 2185 votes 1092

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1162 Current Rating: 1162 + 1095 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1162 + 1095 = 2257 votes 1095


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
685 Current Rating: 685 + 808 = 1493 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 808 = 1493 votes 808

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
830 Current Rating: 830 + 859 = 1689 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 859 = 1689 votes 859

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1226 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1226 = 2332 votes 1226

[652] 28: How come men always look
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1194 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1194 = 2405 votes 1194

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1191 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1191 = 2294 votes 1191

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
840 Current Rating: 840 + 861 = 1701 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 861 = 1701 votes 861

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1040 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1040 = 2154 votes 1040

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1017 = 2079 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1017 = 2079 votes 1017

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
960 Current Rating: 960 + 877 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 877 = 1837 votes 877

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1106 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1106 = 2169 votes 1106

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
902 Current Rating: 902 + 831 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 831 = 1733 votes 831

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
877 Current Rating: 877 + 869 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 869 = 1746 votes 869

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1202 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1202 = 2311 votes 1202

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
959 Current Rating: 959 + 1064 = 2023 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 1064 = 2023 votes 1064

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
958 Current Rating: 958 + 897 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 897 = 1855 votes 897

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
895 Current Rating: 895 + 890 = 1785 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 890 = 1785 votes 890

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 894 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 894 = 1755 votes 894

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 891 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 891 = 1786 votes 891

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1079 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1079 = 2090 votes 1079

[636] 3: When I die
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1473 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1473 = 2746 votes 1473

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
964 Current Rating: 964 + 913 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 913 = 1877 votes 913


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
939 Current Rating: 939 + 1032 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 1032 = 1971 votes 1032

[633] 25: You are looking good
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1019 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1019 = 1961 votes 1019

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1261 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1261 = 2610 votes 1261

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
737 Current Rating: 737 + 944 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 737 + 944 = 1681 votes 944

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1338 = 2392 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1338 = 2392 votes 1338

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
810 Current Rating: 810 + 905 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 905 = 1715 votes 905

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
810 Current Rating: 810 + 926 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 926 = 1736 votes 926

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
875 Current Rating: 875 + 1002 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 1002 = 1877 votes 1002

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1307 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1307 = 2509 votes 1307

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1312 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1312 = 2479 votes 1312

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
960 Current Rating: 960 + 1013 = 1973 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 1013 = 1973 votes 1013

[623] 11: What is the difference
987 Current Rating: 987 + 998 = 1985 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 998 = 1985 votes 998

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
775 Current Rating: 775 + 773 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 773 = 1548 votes 773

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1140 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1140 = 2275 votes 1140

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1248 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1248 = 2387 votes 1248

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
949 Current Rating: 949 + 871 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 871 = 1820 votes 871


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 1066 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 1066 = 2200 votes 1066

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
780 Current Rating: 780 + 954 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 954 = 1734 votes 954

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1197 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1197 = 2423 votes 1197

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
988 Current Rating: 988 + 1030 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 988 + 1030 = 2018 votes 1030

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1514 = 3082 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1514 = 3082 votes 1514

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1277 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1277 = 2606 votes 1277

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1700 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1700 = 3502 votes 1700

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
950 Current Rating: 950 + 839 = 1789 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 839 = 1789 votes 839

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
912 Current Rating: 912 + 1136 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 1136 = 2048 votes 1136

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
779 Current Rating: 779 + 770 = 1549 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 770 = 1549 votes 770

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1182 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1182 = 2222 votes 1182

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
946 Current Rating: 946 + 838 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 838 = 1784 votes 838

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
877 Current Rating: 877 + 894 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 894 = 1771 votes 894

[605] 12: When I was at school
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1262 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1262 = 2681 votes 1262

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1357 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1357 = 2463 votes 1357

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
599 Current Rating: 599 + 682 = 1281 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 682 = 1281 votes 682

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
944 Current Rating: 944 + 1026 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 1026 = 1970 votes 1026

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 1067 = 2087 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 1067 = 2087 votes 1067

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
954 Current Rating: 954 + 950 = 1904 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 950 = 1904 votes 950


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
929 Current Rating: 929 + 888 = 1817 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 888 = 1817 votes 888

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 1012 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 1012 = 2090 votes 1012

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5060 Current Rating: 5060 + 4457 = 9517 votesCurrent Rating: 5060 + 4457 = 9517 votes 4457

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1169 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1169 = 2791 votes 1169

[595] 23: You know some women
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1175 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1175 = 2588 votes 1175

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3726 Current Rating: 3726 + 3029 = 6755 votesCurrent Rating: 3726 + 3029 = 6755 votes 3029

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1448 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1448 = 3496 votes 1448

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1069 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1069 = 2431 votes 1069

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
944 Current Rating: 944 + 1031 = 1975 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 1031 = 1975 votes 1031

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 3600 = 5985 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 3600 = 5985 votes 3600

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1435 = 3014 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1435 = 3014 votes 1435

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3048 Current Rating: 3048 + 2790 = 5838 votesCurrent Rating: 3048 + 2790 = 5838 votes 2790

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1244 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1244 = 2472 votes 1244

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1436 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1436 = 2761 votes 1436

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1129 Current Rating: 1129 + 1208 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1129 + 1208 = 2337 votes 1208

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
920 Current Rating: 920 + 985 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 985 = 1905 votes 985

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
908 Current Rating: 908 + 1040 = 1948 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 1040 = 1948 votes 1040

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1672 = 3093 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1672 = 3093 votes 1672

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1247 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1247 = 2681 votes 1247

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4478 Current Rating: 4478 + 3847 = 8325 votesCurrent Rating: 4478 + 3847 = 8325 votes 3847

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2778 Current Rating: 2778 + 2510 = 5288 votesCurrent Rating: 2778 + 2510 = 5288 votes 2510


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1733 Current Rating: 1733 + 1309 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1733 + 1309 = 3042 votes 1309

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 897 = 2149 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 897 = 2149 votes 897

[576] 27: What a babe
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 997 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 997 = 2051 votes 997

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
878 Current Rating: 878 + 944 = 1822 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 944 = 1822 votes 944

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1018 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1018 = 2063 votes 1018

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1092 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1092 = 2424 votes 1092

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4485 Current Rating: 4485 + 4795 = 9280 votesCurrent Rating: 4485 + 4795 = 9280 votes 4795

[571] 20: What is the difference
6087 Current Rating: 6087 + 6188 = 12275 votesCurrent Rating: 6087 + 6188 = 12275 votes 6188

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1072 = 2412 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1072 = 2412 votes 1072

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1249 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1249 = 2588 votes 1249

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1046 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1046 = 2205 votes 1046

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
989 Current Rating: 989 + 1137 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 1137 = 2126 votes 1137

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 997 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 997 = 2143 votes 997

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1137 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1137 = 2660 votes 1137

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1310 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1310 = 2446 votes 1310

[563] 10: You look terrible
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1345 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1345 = 2903 votes 1345

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1724 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1724 = 3380 votes 1724






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