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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
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[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
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[791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow
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[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1518 1189
[789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry!
909 953
[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1877 1637
[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1364 1349
[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1305 1061
[785] 11: What’s wrong now?
870 799
[784] 10: What’s going on?
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[783] 7: What now?
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[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1304 1211
[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
997 1018
[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1067 1162
[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1443 1803
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Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
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[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1424 2027
[776] 28: Are you awake?
983 1090
[775] 27: What’s all this?
1545 1774
[774] 26: When I got home last night
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[773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today
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[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1488 1562
[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
966 838
[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1174 1005
[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1577 1817
[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1373 1225
[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1527 1236
[766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend?
1760 1292
[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
972 950
[764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby?
1105 1076
[763] 8: Would you love me more
928 894
[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
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[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
899 1011
[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1106 1078
[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
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[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
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Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1390 1423
[756] 30: Good morning sir
927 918
[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1198 1154
[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1615 1320
[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1291 1128
[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1493 1190
[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1426 1541
[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
900 1036
[749] 19: You wash your car every week
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[748] 18: What are you watching?
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[747] 17: See you later
824 811
[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
942 966
[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1684 1143
[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
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[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2757 2353
[742] 10: You look miserable
1669 1284
[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1107 1174
[740] 8: What are you reading?
937 945
[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1134 1173
[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
905 950
[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1524 1232
[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
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[735] 1: Again with the tears!
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Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1383 1468
[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
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[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1498 1368
[731] 21: What have you got there?
1541 1454
[730] 20: Where have you been?
9863 13414
[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1349 1155
[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
935 1057
[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2441 3382
[726] 14: Do you know what
1484 1288
[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1103 1082
[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
866 924
[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1303 1080
[722] 10: Police! Open up!
912 857
[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
884 944
[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1277 1089
[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1304 1397
[718] 3: What are you watching?
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Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1325 1484
[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1159 1071
[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1106 850
[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
899 961
[713] 27: And now Mom?
832 826
[712] 24: So are you going to invest
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[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1307 1696
[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
997 1003
[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1021 1057
[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1045 1026
[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
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[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
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[705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut
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[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
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[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1314 1103
[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
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[701] 8: We need to talk ...
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[700] 6: There, all finished
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[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
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[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1111 842
[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
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Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
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[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1132 1159
[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
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[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
740 813
[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1329 1028
[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
903 1075
[690] 23: The papers are signed
1758 1010
[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
55199 47516
[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1207 1036
[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
871 837
[686] 17: I have something to confess
914 983
[685] 16: How your location can change
957 1135
[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
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[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1469 1172
[682] 10: Look what I found outside
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[681] 9: Why does everything
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[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
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[679] 5: You re late again
876 868
[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1587 1546
[677] 3: What s the difference
877 997
[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
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Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1172 1171
[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
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[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1001 913
[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
905 1276
[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1013 1054
[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
828 919
[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
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[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
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[667] 19: That coffee smells great
906 959
[666] 18: She s not bad looking
951 1062
[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
978 1002
[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
959 1203
[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
949 1192
[662] 11: You look miserable
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[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1123 1375
[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
998 1280
[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
926 898
[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1018 1038
[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
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[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
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May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
685 808
[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
830 859
[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1106 1226
[652] 28: How come men always look
1211 1194
[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1103 1191
[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
840 861
[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1114 1040
[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1062 1017
[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
960 877
[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1063 1106
[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
902 831
[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
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[643] 15: Lets split the bill
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[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
959 1064
[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
958 897
[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
895 890
[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
861 894
[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
895 891
[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1011 1079
[636] 3: When I die
1273 1473
[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
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Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
939 1032
[633] 25: You are looking good
942 1019
[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1349 1261
[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
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[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1054 1338
[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
810 905
[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
810 926
[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
875 1002
[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
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[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
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[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
960 1013
[623] 11: What is the difference
987 998
[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
775 773
[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1135 1140
[620] 3: Hey big boy
1139 1248
[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
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Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1134 1066
[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
780 954
[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1226 1197
[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
988 1030
[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1568 1514
[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1329 1277
[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1802 1700
[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
950 839
[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
912 1136
[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
779 770
[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do?
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[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
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[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
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[605] 12: When I was at school
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[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1106 1357
[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
599 682
[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
944 1026
[601] 2: We need to talk ...
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[600] 1: Can you believe it?
954 950
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Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
929 888
[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1078 1012
[597] 27: I want a divorce
5060 4457
[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1622 1169
[595] 23: You know some women
1413 1175
[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3726 3029
[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2048 1448
[592] 20: So it is girls night
1362 1069
[591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye
944 1031
[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2385 3600
[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
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[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
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[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1228 1244
[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1325 1436
[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
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[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
920 985
[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
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[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
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[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1434 1247
[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4478 3847
[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
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Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1733 1309
[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1252 897
[576] 27: What a babe
1054 997
[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
878 944
[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1045 1018
[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1332 1092
[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4485 4795
[571] 20: What is the difference
6087 6188
[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1340 1072
[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1339 1249
[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1159 1046
[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
989 1137
[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1146 997
[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1523 1137
[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1136 1310
[563] 10: You look terrible
1558 1345
[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
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