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Dec 2012 [793] 21: You 8604   10433 [792] 20: Ah, young love ... 2225   2090 [791] 19: So we’re going to court tomorrow 1154   1212 [790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday 1876   1617 [789] 17: Dad, I’m hungry! 1413   1332 [788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight? 2513   1992 [787] 13: Good morning, how are you? 1618   1697 [786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot! 1686   1571 [785] 11: What’s wrong now? 1044   966 [784] 10: What’s going on? 1489   1349 [783] 7: What now? 1958   1892 [782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy 1644   1686 [781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers 1303   1341 [780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 1333   1383 [779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor 1697   2055
| | Nov 2012 [778] 30: This internet survey says 1989   1903 [777] 29: My mates down at the pub 1644   2689 [776] 28: Are you awake? 1295   1395 [775] 27: What’s all this? 1726   2024 [774] 26: When I got home last night 2001   1848 [773] 23: You know, I’m actually glad it’s a work day today 3564   2886 [772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed 1728   1956 [771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex 1269   1115 [770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me? 1395   1212 [769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist 2043   2209 [768] 15: What's all the banging for? 1533   1400 [767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend? 1940   1604 [766] 13: How’s it going with your new girlfriend? 2554   1700 [765] 12: You're awfully grumpy 1248   1216 [764] 9: Hi, where’s the baby? 1446   1383 [763] 8: Would you love me more 1265   1176 [762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary 3314   2334 [761] 6: So how did the audition go? 1169   1238 [760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please? 1313   1370 [759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done 2049   2128 [758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present 2234   2263
| | | Oct 2012 [757] 31: What`s up? 1624   1760 [756] 30: Good morning sir 1160   1173 [755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams 1564   1471 [754] 26: Well, last night was fun ... 2117   1781 [753] 25: Why are you sitting out here 1701   1541 [752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping 2072   1610 [751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home 1630   1737 [750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door 1223   1335 [749] 19: You wash your car every week 1185   1140 [748] 18: What are you watching? 1669   1552 [747] 17: See you later 1246   1217 [746] 16: Please sign here for your package 1301   1227 [745] 15: This looks like a good camera 2250   1325 [744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me 23239   24974 [743] 11: So you`re the lawyer 5600   6540 [742] 10: You look miserable 2069   1731 [741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are 1469   1500 [740] 8: What are you reading? 1303   1283 [739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit! 1688   1637 [738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again! 1335   1384 [737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair 1968   1787 [736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning 84751   84550 [735] 1: Again with the tears! 156037   162488
| | Sep 2012 [734] 28: You look down 1701   1830 [733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend 7730   8017 [732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old 1901   1731 [731] 21: What have you got there? 2194   1926 [730] 20: Where have you been? 15550   17992 [729] 19: What do you think of these flowers? 1669   1517 [728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you? 1179   1292 [727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers 3073   3985 [726] 14: Do you know what 1887   1609 [725] 13: I just don t understand my wife 1459   1454 [724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing? 1153   1177 [723] 11: How much have you had to drink? 1689   1439 [722] 10: Police! Open up! 1400   1137 [721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days? 1141   1147 [720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work? 1740   1493 [719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here 1547   1759 [718] 3: What are you watching? 1364   1054
| | | Aug 2012 [717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on? 1586   1951 [716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor 1518   1400 [715] 29: Want to come back to my place? 1362   1128 [714] 28: Honey, I want to try 1279   1302 [713] 27: And now Mom? 1212   1049 [712] 24: So are you going to invest 1359   1383 [711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning? 1676   2177 [710] 22: You re not serious, are you? 1329   1365 [709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here 1370   1450 [708] 20: So how was your date last night? 1302   1246 [707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm 1139   1035 [706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail 1422   1035 [705] 15: I’m not calling her a slut 1633   1896 [704] 14: So I got you bailed out 3490   2919 [703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing? 1846   1585 [702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on 1513   1829 [701] 8: We need to talk ... 1349   1519 [700] 6: There, all finished 1764   1849 [699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby 1152   931 [698] 2: How did the surgery go? 1409   1137 [697] 1: What the hell happened to you? 1840   1504
| | Jul 2012 [696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure 1657   1604 [695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you? 1586   1635 [694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you? 1725   1575 [693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you? 959   998 [692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me? 1775   1543 [691] 24: Howdy neighbour 1135   1246 [690] 23: The papers are signed 2985   1438 [689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend? 85046   84245 [688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw 1686   1553 [687] 18: I caught my son masturbating 1106   1078 [686] 17: I have something to confess 1194   1219 [685] 16: How your location can change 1339   1536 [684] 12: I ve got some bad news 1809   2118 [683] 11: Is this the time to get work? 2208   1557 [682] 10: Look what I found outside 2677   3108 [681] 9: Why does everything 1617   1547 [680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink? 1796   1422 [679] 5: You re late again 1109   1077 [678] 4: How s the new girlfriend? 2028   1956 [677] 3: What s the difference 1149   1216 [676] 2: Can I buy you a drink? 1675   1576
| | | Jun 2012 [675] 29: Hey, how are you doing? 1350   1357 [674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women 1570   1733 [673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again 1349   1163 [672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend? 1155   1504 [671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day? 1485   1462 [670] 22: There, your car is fixed 1128   1029 [669] 21: I just hate this time of the month 1327   1312 [668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife 1622   2183 [667] 19: That coffee smells great 1139   1136 [666] 18: She s not bad looking 1187   1227 [665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware 1197   1233 [664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to? 1245   1456 [663] 12: Damn! That stinks! 1249   1482 [662] 11: You look miserable 1148   1255 [661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink? 1601   1821 [660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away 1173   1444 [659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second? 1189   1087 [658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please? 1356   1368 [657] 4: I havent seen you in a while 1486   1461 [656] 1: Are you leaving already? 1436   1375
| | May 2012 [655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend 851   959 [654] 30: Why do you look so sad? 1135   1188 [653] 29: Do you use twitter 1405   1501 [652] 28: How come men always look 1392   1378 [651] 25: Good day, how may I help you? 1404   1500 [650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital 1177   1026 [649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye? 1489   1522 [648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening? 1236   1174 [647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling 1168   1070 [646] 18: Look out, here he comes again 1421   1455 [645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming 1237   1125 [644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man 1041   1055 [643] 15: Lets split the bill 1524   1624 [642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow 1182   1224 [641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me 1168   1076 [640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents 1164   1165 [639] 8: Darling, did you change the password? 1123   1071 [638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend? 1181   1345 [637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life 1397   1452 [636] 3: When I die 1647   2086 [635] 2: Wow, she is hot 1272   1208
| | | Apr 2012 [634] 26: My wife called me sexist 1095   1211 [633] 25: You are looking good 1168   1242 [632] 24: Oh my goodness! 1780   1675 [631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence 910   1106 [630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth 1324   1606 [629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much 1172   1175 [628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does 1383   1355 [627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging 1070   1161 [626] 16: Then God created woman ... 1726   1908 [625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor 1508   1706 [624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617 1259   1349 [623] 11: What is the difference 1402   1556 [622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son 997   984 [621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble 1446   1457 [620] 3: Hey big boy 1414   1513 [619] 2: Hi darling, I am back 1167   1076
| | Mar 2012 [618] 30: What are you watching? 1357   1574 [617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband 958   1122 [616] 28: This cooking show on TV 1585   1639 [615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful 1308   1340 [614] 26: Well, everything looks fine 1984   1875 [613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class 1714   1590 [612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 2433   2092 [611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week 1289   1099 [610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping 1400   1521 [609] 16: I wish I had a penis 991   873 [608] 15: What is the most awkward thing you’ve ever had to do? 1233   1372 [607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ... 1289   1194 [606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you? 1294   1119 [605] 12: When I was at school 2044   1858 [604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood 1379   1666 [603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted 749   809 [602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms 1343   1501 [601] 2: We need to talk ... 1293   1239 [600] 1: Can you believe it? 1233   1158
| | | Feb 2012 [599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis 1236   1170 [598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink? 1344   1293 [597] 27: I want a divorce 5250   4651 [596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians 2012   1611 [595] 23: You know some women 1618   1414 [594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies 3974   3263 [593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game 2450   1801 [592] 20: So it is girls night 1585   1317 [591] 17: Ow, that’s a heck of a black eye 1183   1271 [590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves 2556   3767 [589] 15: My fantasy is having two men 1910   1745 [588] 14: Hey, what is up? 3284   3020 [587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice 1675   1702 [586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ... 1537   1655 [585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir 1428   1520 [584] 8: You know I like blow jobs 1085   1155 [583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door 1177   1265 [582] 6: This is a stick-up! 1751   1990 [581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay 1698   1461 [580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire 5285   4278 [579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat 3050   2747
| | Jan 2012 [578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night? 2033   1616 [577] 30: What are you pondering? 1427   1110 [576] 27: What a babe 1357   1295 [575] 26: Do you know what is the difference 999   1035 [574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend 1287   1264 [573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again 1444   1206 [572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night 4691   5019 [571] 20: What is the difference 6275   6348 [570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame 1467   1184 [569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned 1763   1626 [568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed 1350   1225 [567] 16: You do not tell me any more 1310   1407 [566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG! 1507   1332 [565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women? 1867   1383 [564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common 1449   1638 [563] 10: You look terrible 1921   1651 [562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages 1829   1880
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