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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
7080 Current Rating: 7080 + 8561 = 15641 votesCurrent Rating: 7080 + 8561 = 15641 votes 8561

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1670 Current Rating: 1670 + 1580 = 3250 votesCurrent Rating: 1670 + 1580 = 3250 votes 1580

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
733 Current Rating: 733 + 796 = 1529 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 796 = 1529 votes 796

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 985 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 985 = 2246 votes 985

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
710 Current Rating: 710 + 787 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 787 = 1497 votes 787

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1362 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1362 = 2886 votes 1362

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1228 Current Rating: 1228 + 1151 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1228 + 1151 = 2379 votes 1151

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 865 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 865 = 1945 votes 865

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
781 Current Rating: 781 + 720 = 1501 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 720 = 1501 votes 720

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 926 = 1961 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 926 = 1961 votes 926

[783] 7: What now?
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1036 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1036 = 2275 votes 1036

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1009 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1009 = 2123 votes 1009

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
846 Current Rating: 846 + 871 = 1717 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 871 = 1717 votes 871

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
919 Current Rating: 919 + 1068 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 1068 = 1987 votes 1068

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1625 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1625 = 2860 votes 1625


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1285 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1285 = 2672 votes 1285

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1506 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1506 = 2788 votes 1506

[776] 28: Are you awake?
822 Current Rating: 822 + 950 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 950 = 1772 votes 950

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1653 = 3093 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1653 = 3093 votes 1653

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1386 = 2842 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1386 = 2842 votes 1386

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1627 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1627 = 3233 votes 1627

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1276 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1276 = 2565 votes 1276

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
849 Current Rating: 849 + 744 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 744 = 1593 votes 744

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
998 Current Rating: 998 + 901 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 901 = 1899 votes 901

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1608 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1608 = 2859 votes 1608

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1128 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1128 = 2401 votes 1128

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1020 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1020 = 2261 votes 1020

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1050 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1050 = 2411 votes 1050

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
834 Current Rating: 834 + 831 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 831 = 1665 votes 831

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
916 Current Rating: 916 + 924 = 1840 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 924 = 1840 votes 924

[763] 8: Would you love me more
761 Current Rating: 761 + 752 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 752 = 1513 votes 752

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 1309 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 1309 = 2996 votes 1309

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
771 Current Rating: 771 + 919 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 919 = 1690 votes 919

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 964 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 964 = 1912 votes 964

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1187 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1187 = 2466 votes 1187

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1959 = 3916 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1959 = 3916 votes 1959


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1205 = 2423 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1205 = 2423 votes 1205

[756] 30: Good morning sir
804 Current Rating: 804 + 800 = 1604 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 800 = 1604 votes 800

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
959 Current Rating: 959 + 982 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 982 = 1941 votes 982

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1087 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1087 = 2388 votes 1087

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 920 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 920 = 1946 votes 920

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1005 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1005 = 2192 votes 1005

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1450 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1450 = 2775 votes 1450

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
742 Current Rating: 742 + 873 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 873 = 1615 votes 873

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
762 Current Rating: 762 + 797 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 797 = 1559 votes 797

[748] 18: What are you watching?
928 Current Rating: 928 + 884 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 884 = 1812 votes 884

[747] 17: See you later
646 Current Rating: 646 + 642 = 1288 votesCurrent Rating: 646 + 642 = 1288 votes 642

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
785 Current Rating: 785 + 838 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 838 = 1623 votes 838

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1045 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1045 = 2547 votes 1045

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
10546 Current Rating: 10546 + 11981 = 22527 votesCurrent Rating: 10546 + 11981 = 22527 votes 11981

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 1842 = 3928 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 1842 = 3928 votes 1842

[742] 10: You look miserable
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1094 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1094 = 2518 votes 1094

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
903 Current Rating: 903 + 1018 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 903 + 1018 = 1921 votes 1018

[740] 8: What are you reading?
766 Current Rating: 766 + 821 = 1587 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 821 = 1587 votes 821

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
845 Current Rating: 845 + 959 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 959 = 1804 votes 959

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
701 Current Rating: 701 + 759 = 1460 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 759 = 1460 votes 759

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 989 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 989 = 2225 votes 989

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
29416 Current Rating: 29416 + 30776 = 60192 votesCurrent Rating: 29416 + 30776 = 60192 votes 30776

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
65119 Current Rating: 65119 + 66711 = 131830 votesCurrent Rating: 65119 + 66711 = 131830 votes 66711


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1255 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1255 = 2464 votes 1255

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
2676 Current Rating: 2676 + 2160 = 4836 votesCurrent Rating: 2676 + 2160 = 4836 votes 2160

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 1179 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 1179 = 2498 votes 1179

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1154 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1154 = 2364 votes 1154

[730] 20: Where have you been?
5878 Current Rating: 5878 + 9094 = 14972 votesCurrent Rating: 5878 + 9094 = 14972 votes 9094

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 942 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 942 = 2078 votes 942

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
789 Current Rating: 789 + 922 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 922 = 1711 votes 922

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2124 Current Rating: 2124 + 2930 = 5054 votesCurrent Rating: 2124 + 2930 = 5054 votes 2930

[726] 14: Do you know what
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1112 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1112 = 2384 votes 1112

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
917 Current Rating: 917 + 918 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 918 = 1835 votes 918

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
731 Current Rating: 731 + 805 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 805 = 1536 votes 805

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 909 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 909 = 1978 votes 909

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
717 Current Rating: 717 + 747 = 1464 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 747 = 1464 votes 747

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
768 Current Rating: 768 + 838 = 1606 votesCurrent Rating: 768 + 838 = 1606 votes 838

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 891 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 891 = 1901 votes 891

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1150 Current Rating: 1150 + 1243 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1150 + 1243 = 2393 votes 1243

[718] 3: What are you watching?
881 Current Rating: 881 + 719 = 1600 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 719 = 1600 votes 719


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1274 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1274 = 2446 votes 1274

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
964 Current Rating: 964 + 916 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 916 = 1880 votes 916

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
960 Current Rating: 960 + 760 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 760 = 1720 votes 760

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
726 Current Rating: 726 + 812 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 812 = 1538 votes 812

[713] 27: And now Mom?
693 Current Rating: 693 + 712 = 1405 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 712 = 1405 votes 712

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
792 Current Rating: 792 + 813 = 1605 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 813 = 1605 votes 813

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1498 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1498 = 2612 votes 1498

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 828 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 828 = 1653 votes 828

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
789 Current Rating: 789 + 835 = 1624 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 835 = 1624 votes 835

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
812 Current Rating: 812 + 820 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 820 = 1632 votes 820

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
718 Current Rating: 718 + 724 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 718 + 724 = 1442 votes 724

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
762 Current Rating: 762 + 605 = 1367 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 605 = 1367 votes 605

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1391 = 2577 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1391 = 2577 votes 1391

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1662 = 3194 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1662 = 3194 votes 1662

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 903 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 903 = 1932 votes 903

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
927 Current Rating: 927 + 1177 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 1177 = 2104 votes 1177

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
848 Current Rating: 848 + 1036 = 1884 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 1036 = 1884 votes 1036

[700] 6: There, all finished
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1273 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1273 = 2443 votes 1273

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
779 Current Rating: 779 + 679 = 1458 votesCurrent Rating: 779 + 679 = 1458 votes 679

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
932 Current Rating: 932 + 713 = 1645 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 713 = 1645 votes 713

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 914 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 914 = 2117 votes 914


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
974 Current Rating: 974 + 994 = 1968 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 994 = 1968 votes 994

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
888 Current Rating: 888 + 930 = 1818 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 930 = 1818 votes 930

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
978 Current Rating: 978 + 818 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 818 = 1796 votes 818

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
628 Current Rating: 628 + 720 = 1348 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 720 = 1348 votes 720

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 840 = 1914 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 840 = 1914 votes 840

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
776 Current Rating: 776 + 979 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 979 = 1755 votes 979

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 815 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 815 = 2213 votes 815

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
35566 Current Rating: 35566 + 37071 = 72637 votesCurrent Rating: 35566 + 37071 = 72637 votes 37071

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
961 Current Rating: 961 + 831 = 1792 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 831 = 1792 votes 831

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
771 Current Rating: 771 + 750 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 750 = 1521 votes 750

[686] 17: I have something to confess
783 Current Rating: 783 + 857 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 857 = 1640 votes 857

[685] 16: How your location can change
787 Current Rating: 787 + 968 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 787 + 968 = 1755 votes 968

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 1485 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 1485 = 2665 votes 1485

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 964 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 964 = 2088 votes 964

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1133 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1133 = 2449 votes 1133

[681] 9: Why does everything
826 Current Rating: 826 + 849 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 849 = 1675 votes 849

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1179 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1179 = 2469 votes 1179

[679] 5: You re late again
755 Current Rating: 755 + 765 = 1520 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 765 = 1520 votes 765

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1364 = 2737 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1364 = 2737 votes 1364

[677] 3: What s the difference
762 Current Rating: 762 + 893 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 893 = 1655 votes 893

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1105 Current Rating: 1105 + 1017 = 2122 votesCurrent Rating: 1105 + 1017 = 2122 votes 1017


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1081 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1081 = 2156 votes 1081

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1282 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1282 = 2398 votes 1282

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
853 Current Rating: 853 + 810 = 1663 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 810 = 1663 votes 810

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
784 Current Rating: 784 + 1162 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 784 + 1162 = 1946 votes 1162

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
803 Current Rating: 803 + 866 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 866 = 1669 votes 866

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
723 Current Rating: 723 + 862 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 723 + 862 = 1585 votes 862

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
885 Current Rating: 885 + 830 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 830 = 1715 votes 830

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 998 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 998 = 2034 votes 998

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
799 Current Rating: 799 + 873 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 799 + 873 = 1672 votes 873

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
857 Current Rating: 857 + 977 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 977 = 1834 votes 977

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
867 Current Rating: 867 + 907 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 907 = 1774 votes 907

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 1082 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 1082 = 1907 votes 1082

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
806 Current Rating: 806 + 1049 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 1049 = 1855 votes 1049

[662] 11: You look miserable
831 Current Rating: 831 + 1007 = 1838 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 1007 = 1838 votes 1007

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
961 Current Rating: 961 + 1193 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 961 + 1193 = 2154 votes 1193

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
908 Current Rating: 908 + 1195 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 1195 = 2103 votes 1195

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
810 Current Rating: 810 + 818 = 1628 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 818 = 1628 votes 818

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
834 Current Rating: 834 + 877 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 877 = 1711 votes 877

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
901 Current Rating: 901 + 942 = 1843 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 942 = 1843 votes 942

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 953 = 1970 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 953 = 1970 votes 953


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
596 Current Rating: 596 + 717 = 1313 votesCurrent Rating: 596 + 717 = 1313 votes 717

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
688 Current Rating: 688 + 704 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 688 + 704 = 1392 votes 704

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
962 Current Rating: 962 + 1070 = 2032 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 1070 = 2032 votes 1070

[652] 28: How come men always look
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1095 = 2217 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1095 = 2217 votes 1095

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 1050 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 1050 = 2000 votes 1050

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
706 Current Rating: 706 + 777 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 777 = 1483 votes 777

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
952 Current Rating: 952 + 883 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 883 = 1835 votes 883

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
982 Current Rating: 982 + 921 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 921 = 1903 votes 921

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
855 Current Rating: 855 + 780 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 780 = 1635 votes 780

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
879 Current Rating: 879 + 927 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 927 = 1806 votes 927

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
735 Current Rating: 735 + 692 = 1427 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 692 = 1427 votes 692

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
766 Current Rating: 766 + 788 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 788 = 1554 votes 788

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
884 Current Rating: 884 + 990 = 1874 votesCurrent Rating: 884 + 990 = 1874 votes 990

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
869 Current Rating: 869 + 977 = 1846 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 977 = 1846 votes 977

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
843 Current Rating: 843 + 819 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 819 = 1662 votes 819

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
729 Current Rating: 729 + 749 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 749 = 1478 votes 749

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 808 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 808 = 1559 votes 808

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
751 Current Rating: 751 + 757 = 1508 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 757 = 1508 votes 757

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
828 Current Rating: 828 + 900 = 1728 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 900 = 1728 votes 900

[636] 3: When I die
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1219 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1219 = 2281 votes 1219

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
815 Current Rating: 815 + 781 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 815 + 781 = 1596 votes 781


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
859 Current Rating: 859 + 941 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 941 = 1800 votes 941

[633] 25: You are looking good
830 Current Rating: 830 + 913 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 913 = 1743 votes 913

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1064 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1064 = 2191 votes 1064

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
655 Current Rating: 655 + 869 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 869 = 1524 votes 869

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
911 Current Rating: 911 + 1209 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 1209 = 2120 votes 1209

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
655 Current Rating: 655 + 764 = 1419 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 764 = 1419 votes 764

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
619 Current Rating: 619 + 803 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 803 = 1422 votes 803

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
774 Current Rating: 774 + 920 = 1694 votesCurrent Rating: 774 + 920 = 1694 votes 920

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
973 Current Rating: 973 + 1063 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 1063 = 2036 votes 1063

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
983 Current Rating: 983 + 1143 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 983 + 1143 = 2126 votes 1143

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
814 Current Rating: 814 + 862 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 862 = 1676 votes 862

[623] 11: What is the difference
784 Current Rating: 784 + 810 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 784 + 810 = 1594 votes 810

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
661 Current Rating: 661 + 664 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 664 = 1325 votes 664

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
951 Current Rating: 951 + 977 = 1928 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 977 = 1928 votes 977

[620] 3: Hey big boy
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1118 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1118 = 2117 votes 1118

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
842 Current Rating: 842 + 794 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 794 = 1636 votes 794


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
993 Current Rating: 993 + 922 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 922 = 1915 votes 922

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
679 Current Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 868 = 1547 votes 868

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
992 Current Rating: 992 + 971 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 971 = 1963 votes 971

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
850 Current Rating: 850 + 896 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 896 = 1746 votes 896

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1316 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1316 = 2630 votes 1316

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1084 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1084 = 2183 votes 1084

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1461 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1461 = 2888 votes 1461

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
811 Current Rating: 811 + 747 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 747 = 1558 votes 747

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
698 Current Rating: 698 + 978 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 978 = 1676 votes 978

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
705 Current Rating: 705 + 715 = 1420 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 715 = 1420 votes 715

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 1098 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 1098 = 2039 votes 1098

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
783 Current Rating: 783 + 700 = 1483 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 700 = 1483 votes 700

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
707 Current Rating: 707 + 791 = 1498 votesCurrent Rating: 707 + 791 = 1498 votes 791

[605] 12: When I was at school
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1013 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1013 = 2107 votes 1013

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1222 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1222 = 2164 votes 1222

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
531 Current Rating: 531 + 611 = 1142 votesCurrent Rating: 531 + 611 = 1142 votes 611

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
770 Current Rating: 770 + 862 = 1632 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 862 = 1632 votes 862

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
878 Current Rating: 878 + 994 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 994 = 1872 votes 994

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
809 Current Rating: 809 + 871 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 871 = 1680 votes 871


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
776 Current Rating: 776 + 749 = 1525 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 749 = 1525 votes 749

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
937 Current Rating: 937 + 887 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 887 = 1824 votes 887

[597] 27: I want a divorce
4967 Current Rating: 4967 + 4347 = 9314 votesCurrent Rating: 4967 + 4347 = 9314 votes 4347

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 949 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 949 = 2349 votes 949

[595] 23: You know some women
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1035 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1035 = 2325 votes 1035

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 2920 = 6530 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 2920 = 6530 votes 2920

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1861 Current Rating: 1861 + 1249 = 3110 votesCurrent Rating: 1861 + 1249 = 3110 votes 1249

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 953 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 953 = 2187 votes 953

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
816 Current Rating: 816 + 904 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 904 = 1720 votes 904

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2296 Current Rating: 2296 + 3511 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 2296 + 3511 = 5807 votes 3511

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1265 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1265 = 2688 votes 1265

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2937 Current Rating: 2937 + 2665 = 5602 votesCurrent Rating: 2937 + 2665 = 5602 votes 2665

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1034 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1034 = 2026 votes 1034

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1308 = 2513 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1308 = 2513 votes 1308

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
982 Current Rating: 982 + 1064 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 1064 = 2046 votes 1064

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
848 Current Rating: 848 + 911 = 1759 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 911 = 1759 votes 911

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
792 Current Rating: 792 + 930 = 1722 votesCurrent Rating: 792 + 930 = 1722 votes 930

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1510 = 2774 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1510 = 2774 votes 1510

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1135 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1135 = 2413 votes 1135

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4025 Current Rating: 4025 + 3407 = 7432 votesCurrent Rating: 4025 + 3407 = 7432 votes 3407

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2628 Current Rating: 2628 + 2382 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2628 + 2382 = 5010 votes 2382


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1167 = 2757 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1167 = 2757 votes 1167

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 795 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 795 = 1952 votes 795

[576] 27: What a babe
904 Current Rating: 904 + 864 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 864 = 1768 votes 864

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
811 Current Rating: 811 + 889 = 1700 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 889 = 1700 votes 889

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
926 Current Rating: 926 + 904 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 904 = 1830 votes 904

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1033 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1033 = 2312 votes 1033

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4381 Current Rating: 4381 + 4680 = 9061 votesCurrent Rating: 4381 + 4680 = 9061 votes 4680

[571] 20: What is the difference
5994 Current Rating: 5994 + 6119 = 12113 votesCurrent Rating: 5994 + 6119 = 12113 votes 6119

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1018 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1018 = 2289 votes 1018

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1069 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1069 = 2161 votes 1069

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 967 = 2027 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 967 = 2027 votes 967

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
834 Current Rating: 834 + 1003 = 1837 votesCurrent Rating: 834 + 1003 = 1837 votes 1003

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
955 Current Rating: 955 + 839 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 839 = 1794 votes 839

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1017 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1017 = 2349 votes 1017

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
972 Current Rating: 972 + 1152 = 2124 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 1152 = 2124 votes 1152

[563] 10: You look terrible
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1188 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1188 = 2587 votes 1188

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1639 = 3212 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1639 = 3212 votes 1639






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