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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
11548 Current Rating: 11548 + 10164 = 21712 votesCurrent Rating: 11548 + 10164 = 21712 votes 10164

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 2043 = 4202 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 2043 = 4202 votes 2043

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 1123 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 1123 = 2184 votes 1123

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 1509 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 1509 = 3333 votes 1509

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1231 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1231 = 2522 votes 1231

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2445 Current Rating: 2445 + 1928 = 4373 votesCurrent Rating: 2445 + 1928 = 4373 votes 1928

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1618 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1618 = 3169 votes 1618

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1403 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1403 = 3009 votes 1403

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
998 Current Rating: 998 + 923 = 1921 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 923 = 1921 votes 923

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1284 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1284 = 2717 votes 1284

[783] 7: What now?
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 1760 = 3623 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 1760 = 3623 votes 1760

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1567 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1567 = 3141 votes 1567

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1257 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1257 = 2481 votes 1257

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1323 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1323 = 2582 votes 1323

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 2003 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 2003 = 3638 votes 2003


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1887 Current Rating: 1887 + 1798 = 3685 votesCurrent Rating: 1887 + 1798 = 3685 votes 1798

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 2580 = 4166 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 2580 = 4166 votes 2580

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1319 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1319 = 2532 votes 1319

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1963 = 3645 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1963 = 3645 votes 1963

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1779 = 3698 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1779 = 3698 votes 1779

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 2764 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 2764 = 6020 votes 2764

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1894 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1894 = 3572 votes 1894

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1032 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1032 = 2225 votes 1032

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1165 = 2530 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1165 = 2530 votes 1165

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1944 Current Rating: 1944 + 2100 = 4044 votesCurrent Rating: 1944 + 2100 = 4044 votes 2100

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1358 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1358 = 2848 votes 1358

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1521 = 3379 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1521 = 3379 votes 1521

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2443 Current Rating: 2443 + 1591 = 4034 votesCurrent Rating: 2443 + 1591 = 4034 votes 1591

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 1150 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 1150 = 2321 votes 1150

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1298 = 2665 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1298 = 2665 votes 1298

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1098 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1098 = 2276 votes 1098

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
3035 Current Rating: 3035 + 2185 = 5220 votesCurrent Rating: 3035 + 2185 = 5220 votes 2185

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1183 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1183 = 2286 votes 1183

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1311 = 2587 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1311 = 2587 votes 1311

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 1994 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 1994 = 3959 votes 1994

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 2247 = 4439 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 2247 = 4439 votes 2247


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1702 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1702 = 3282 votes 1702

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 1103 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 1103 = 2200 votes 1103

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1478 Current Rating: 1478 + 1396 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1478 + 1396 = 2874 votes 1396

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 1664 = 3661 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 1664 = 3661 votes 1664

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1435 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1435 = 3040 votes 1435

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1912 Current Rating: 1912 + 1490 = 3402 votesCurrent Rating: 1912 + 1490 = 3402 votes 1490

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1691 = 3270 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1691 = 3270 votes 1691

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1250 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1250 = 2393 votes 1250

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1068 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1068 = 2183 votes 1068

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1426 = 2962 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1426 = 2962 votes 1426

[747] 17: See you later
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1109 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1109 = 2245 votes 1109

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1156 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1156 = 2360 votes 1156

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2073 Current Rating: 2073 + 1286 = 3359 votesCurrent Rating: 2073 + 1286 = 3359 votes 1286

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
22535 Current Rating: 22535 + 24151 = 46686 votesCurrent Rating: 22535 + 24151 = 46686 votes 24151

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 3140 = 7626 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 3140 = 7626 votes 3140

[742] 10: You look miserable
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1605 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1605 = 3572 votes 1605

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1411 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1411 = 2789 votes 1411

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1186 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1186 = 2393 votes 1186

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1530 = 3078 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1530 = 3078 votes 1530

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1279 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1279 = 2500 votes 1279

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1639 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1639 = 3509 votes 1639

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
80679 Current Rating: 80679 + 80310 = 160989 votesCurrent Rating: 80679 + 80310 = 160989 votes 80310

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
146152 Current Rating: 146152 + 158392 = 304544 votesCurrent Rating: 146152 + 158392 = 304544 votes 158392


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1745 = 3367 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1745 = 3367 votes 1745

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
6691 Current Rating: 6691 + 7723 = 14414 votesCurrent Rating: 6691 + 7723 = 14414 votes 7723

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1647 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1647 = 3437 votes 1647

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 1813 = 3855 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 1813 = 3855 votes 1813

[730] 20: Where have you been?
13800 Current Rating: 13800 + 16654 = 30454 votesCurrent Rating: 13800 + 16654 = 30454 votes 16654

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1428 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1428 = 3022 votes 1428

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1231 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1231 = 2352 votes 1231

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2905 Current Rating: 2905 + 3865 = 6770 votesCurrent Rating: 2905 + 3865 = 6770 votes 3865

[726] 14: Do you know what
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1534 = 3319 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1534 = 3319 votes 1534

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1341 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1341 = 2711 votes 1341

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1105 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1105 = 2180 votes 1105

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1357 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1357 = 2965 votes 1357

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1055 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1055 = 2327 votes 1055

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 1098 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 1098 = 2167 votes 1098

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1386 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1386 = 3017 votes 1386

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1663 = 3148 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1663 = 3148 votes 1663

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 993 = 2267 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 993 = 2267 votes 993


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1847 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1847 = 3388 votes 1847

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1318 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1318 = 2745 votes 1318

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1066 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1066 = 2380 votes 1066

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1211 = 2383 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1211 = 2383 votes 1211

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 998 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 998 = 2113 votes 998

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1271 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1271 = 2535 votes 1271

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 2039 = 3616 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 2039 = 3616 votes 2039

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1265 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1265 = 2511 votes 1265

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1342 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1342 = 2630 votes 1342

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1199 = 2449 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1199 = 2449 votes 1199

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 974 = 2011 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 974 = 2011 votes 974

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 948 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 948 = 2263 votes 948

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1804 = 3357 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1804 = 3357 votes 1804

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3134 Current Rating: 3134 + 2713 = 5847 votesCurrent Rating: 3134 + 2713 = 5847 votes 2713

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1469 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1469 = 3179 votes 1469

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1669 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1669 = 3042 votes 1669

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1429 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1429 = 2689 votes 1429

[700] 6: There, all finished
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1751 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1751 = 3408 votes 1751

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1078 Current Rating: 1078 + 887 = 1965 votesCurrent Rating: 1078 + 887 = 1965 votes 887

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1048 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1048 = 2368 votes 1048

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1745 Current Rating: 1745 + 1408 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1745 + 1408 = 3153 votes 1408


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1510 = 3064 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1510 = 3064 votes 1510

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1508 = 2977 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1508 = 2977 votes 1508

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1454 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1454 = 3047 votes 1454

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
891 Current Rating: 891 + 943 = 1834 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 943 = 1834 votes 943

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1388 = 3071 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1388 = 3071 votes 1388

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1194 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1194 = 2262 votes 1194

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2744 Current Rating: 2744 + 1326 = 4070 votesCurrent Rating: 2744 + 1326 = 4070 votes 1326

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
80697 Current Rating: 80697 + 78244 = 158941 votesCurrent Rating: 80697 + 78244 = 158941 votes 78244

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1434 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1434 = 3005 votes 1434

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1035 Current Rating: 1035 + 1000 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1035 + 1000 = 2035 votes 1000

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1118 Current Rating: 1118 + 1144 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1118 + 1144 = 2262 votes 1144

[685] 16: How your location can change
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1417 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1417 = 2657 votes 1417

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 2014 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 2014 = 3725 votes 2014

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2024 Current Rating: 2024 + 1460 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 2024 + 1460 = 3484 votes 1460

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 2732 = 5240 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 2732 = 5240 votes 2732

[681] 9: Why does everything
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1403 = 2888 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1403 = 2888 votes 1403

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1383 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1383 = 3083 votes 1383

[679] 5: You re late again
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1023 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1023 = 2068 votes 1023

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 1848 = 3759 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 1848 = 3759 votes 1848

[677] 3: What s the difference
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1163 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1163 = 2239 votes 1163

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1487 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1487 = 3062 votes 1487


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1310 = 2611 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1310 = 2611 votes 1310

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1664 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1664 = 3169 votes 1664

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1101 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1101 = 2355 votes 1101

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1440 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1440 = 2531 votes 1440

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1360 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1360 = 2731 votes 1360

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1002 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1002 = 2046 votes 1002

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1221 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1221 = 2459 votes 1221

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1961 = 3492 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1961 = 3492 votes 1961

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1091 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1091 = 2168 votes 1091

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1174 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1174 = 2288 votes 1174

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 1169 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 1169 = 2305 votes 1169

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1386 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1386 = 2561 votes 1386

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1395 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1395 = 2565 votes 1395

[662] 11: You look miserable
1090 Current Rating: 1090 + 1199 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1090 + 1199 = 2289 votes 1199

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1692 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1692 = 3155 votes 1692

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1400 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1400 = 2527 votes 1400

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1029 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1029 = 2145 votes 1029

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1273 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1273 = 2540 votes 1273

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1349 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1349 = 2729 votes 1349

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1297 = 2667 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1297 = 2667 votes 1297


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
808 Current Rating: 808 + 915 = 1723 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 915 = 1723 votes 915

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1088 = 2143 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1088 = 2143 votes 1088

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1325 Current Rating: 1325 + 1431 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1325 + 1431 = 2756 votes 1431

[652] 28: How come men always look
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1327 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1327 = 2669 votes 1327

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1411 = 2734 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1411 = 2734 votes 1411

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 989 = 2085 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 989 = 2085 votes 989

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1377 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1377 = 2770 votes 1377

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 1129 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 1129 = 2313 votes 1129

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1012 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1012 = 2119 votes 1012

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1371 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1371 = 2700 votes 1371

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1034 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1034 = 2185 votes 1034

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
997 Current Rating: 997 + 1004 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 1004 = 2001 votes 1004

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1517 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1517 = 2942 votes 1517

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1178 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1178 = 2299 votes 1178

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1025 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1025 = 2134 votes 1025

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1095 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1095 = 2187 votes 1095

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1023 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1023 = 2071 votes 1023

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1083 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1083 = 2181 votes 1083

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1356 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1356 = 2651 votes 1356

[636] 3: When I die
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1915 = 3474 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1915 = 3474 votes 1915

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1131 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1131 = 2313 votes 1131


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1162 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1162 = 2226 votes 1162

[633] 25: You are looking good
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1187 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1187 = 2294 votes 1187

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1561 = 3227 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1561 = 3227 votes 1561

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
860 Current Rating: 860 + 1063 = 1923 votesCurrent Rating: 860 + 1063 = 1923 votes 1063

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1539 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1539 = 2800 votes 1539

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1101 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1101 = 2167 votes 1101

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1197 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1197 = 2411 votes 1197

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1119 = 2135 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1119 = 2135 votes 1119

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1738 = 3327 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1738 = 3327 votes 1738

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1622 = 3044 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1622 = 3044 votes 1622

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1256 = 2434 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1256 = 2434 votes 1256

[623] 11: What is the difference
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1395 = 2699 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1395 = 2699 votes 1395

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
937 Current Rating: 937 + 937 = 1874 votesCurrent Rating: 937 + 937 = 1874 votes 937

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1382 = 2748 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1382 = 2748 votes 1382

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1440 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1440 = 2777 votes 1440

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1010 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1010 = 2109 votes 1010


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1433 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1433 = 2733 votes 1433

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
905 Current Rating: 905 + 1078 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 1078 = 1983 votes 1078

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1550 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1550 = 3039 votes 1550

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1246 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1246 = 2453 votes 1246

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1797 = 3673 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1797 = 3673 votes 1797

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1513 = 3127 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1513 = 3127 votes 1513

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 1999 = 4281 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 1999 = 4281 votes 1999

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1201 Current Rating: 1201 + 1011 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1201 + 1011 = 2212 votes 1011

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1434 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1434 = 2700 votes 1434

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
916 Current Rating: 916 + 844 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 844 = 1760 votes 844

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1322 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1322 = 2498 votes 1322

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1092 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1092 = 2289 votes 1092

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1054 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1054 = 2236 votes 1054

[605] 12: When I was at school
1884 Current Rating: 1884 + 1737 = 3621 votesCurrent Rating: 1884 + 1737 = 3621 votes 1737

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1597 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1597 = 2908 votes 1597

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
702 Current Rating: 702 + 775 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 702 + 775 = 1477 votes 775

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1243 Current Rating: 1243 + 1357 = 2600 votesCurrent Rating: 1243 + 1357 = 2600 votes 1357

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1187 = 2409 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1187 = 2409 votes 1187

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1096 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1096 = 2250 votes 1096


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1087 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1087 = 2239 votes 1087

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1210 = 2490 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1210 = 2490 votes 1210

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5198 Current Rating: 5198 + 4599 = 9797 votesCurrent Rating: 5198 + 4599 = 9797 votes 4599

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1936 Current Rating: 1936 + 1500 = 3436 votesCurrent Rating: 1936 + 1500 = 3436 votes 1500

[595] 23: You know some women
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1357 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1357 = 2928 votes 1357

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3896 Current Rating: 3896 + 3201 = 7097 votesCurrent Rating: 3896 + 3201 = 7097 votes 3201

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2355 Current Rating: 2355 + 1722 = 4077 votesCurrent Rating: 2355 + 1722 = 4077 votes 1722

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1251 = 2777 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1251 = 2777 votes 1251

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1211 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1211 = 2326 votes 1211

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2507 Current Rating: 2507 + 3724 = 6231 votesCurrent Rating: 2507 + 3724 = 6231 votes 3724

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1666 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1666 = 3496 votes 1666

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3224 Current Rating: 3224 + 2963 = 6187 votesCurrent Rating: 3224 + 2963 = 6187 votes 2963

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1553 Current Rating: 1553 + 1578 = 3131 votesCurrent Rating: 1553 + 1578 = 3131 votes 1578

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1616 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1616 = 3104 votes 1616

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1352 Current Rating: 1352 + 1423 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1352 + 1423 = 2775 votes 1423

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 1110 = 2151 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 1110 = 2151 votes 1110

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1211 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1211 = 2336 votes 1211

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1917 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1917 = 3584 votes 1917

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1415 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1415 = 3042 votes 1415

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5090 Current Rating: 5090 + 4171 = 9261 votesCurrent Rating: 5090 + 4171 = 9261 votes 4171

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2972 Current Rating: 2972 + 2678 = 5650 votesCurrent Rating: 2972 + 2678 = 5650 votes 2678


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1530 = 3485 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1530 = 3485 votes 1530

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1047 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1047 = 2426 votes 1047

[576] 27: What a babe
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1218 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1218 = 2489 votes 1218

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
966 Current Rating: 966 + 1012 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 1012 = 1978 votes 1012

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1206 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1206 = 2438 votes 1206

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1410 Current Rating: 1410 + 1171 = 2581 votesCurrent Rating: 1410 + 1171 = 2581 votes 1171

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4641 Current Rating: 4641 + 4959 = 9600 votesCurrent Rating: 4641 + 4959 = 9600 votes 4959

[571] 20: What is the difference
6231 Current Rating: 6231 + 6310 = 12541 votesCurrent Rating: 6231 + 6310 = 12541 votes 6310

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1154 = 2594 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1154 = 2594 votes 1154

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1533 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1533 = 3191 votes 1533

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1180 = 2482 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1180 = 2482 votes 1180

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1335 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1335 = 2559 votes 1335

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1253 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1253 = 2678 votes 1253

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1313 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1313 = 3088 votes 1313

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1564 = 2934 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1564 = 2934 votes 1564

[563] 10: You look terrible
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1576 = 3398 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1576 = 3398 votes 1576

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1853 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1853 = 3646 votes 1853






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