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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
10973 Current Rating: 10973 + 9858 = 20831 votesCurrent Rating: 10973 + 9858 = 20831 votes 9858

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 1959 = 3997 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 1959 = 3997 votes 1959

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
984 Current Rating: 984 + 1041 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 1041 = 2025 votes 1041

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1442 = 3169 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1442 = 3169 votes 1442

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1127 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1127 = 2332 votes 1127

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 1823 = 4059 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 1823 = 4059 votes 1823

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1539 = 3040 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1539 = 3040 votes 1539

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1335 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1335 = 2850 votes 1335

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
963 Current Rating: 963 + 888 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 888 = 1851 votes 888

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1219 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1219 = 2576 votes 1219

[783] 7: What now?
1762 Current Rating: 1762 + 1661 = 3423 votesCurrent Rating: 1762 + 1661 = 3423 votes 1661

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1492 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1492 = 2997 votes 1492

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 1182 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 1182 = 2345 votes 1182

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1272 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1272 = 2480 votes 1272

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1941 = 3516 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1941 = 3516 votes 1941


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1726 = 3535 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1726 = 3535 votes 1726

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 2364 = 3902 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 2364 = 3902 votes 2364

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1246 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1246 = 2399 votes 1246

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1911 = 3553 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1911 = 3553 votes 1911

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 1717 = 3561 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 1717 = 3561 votes 1717

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2833 Current Rating: 2833 + 2589 = 5422 votesCurrent Rating: 2833 + 2589 = 5422 votes 2589

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1792 = 3414 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1792 = 3414 votes 1792

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 945 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 945 = 2036 votes 945

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1300 Current Rating: 1300 + 1104 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1300 + 1104 = 2404 votes 1104

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 2017 = 3846 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 2017 = 3846 votes 2017

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1324 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1324 = 2786 votes 1324

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1442 = 3189 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1442 = 3189 votes 1442

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 1504 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 1504 = 3689 votes 1504

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1090 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1090 = 2205 votes 1090

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1237 = 2531 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1237 = 2531 votes 1237

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1042 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1042 = 2167 votes 1042

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2789 Current Rating: 2789 + 2035 = 4824 votesCurrent Rating: 2789 + 2035 = 4824 votes 2035

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1132 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1132 = 2187 votes 1132

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1234 = 2459 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1234 = 2459 votes 1234

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1836 Current Rating: 1836 + 1879 = 3715 votesCurrent Rating: 1836 + 1879 = 3715 votes 1879

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2138 Current Rating: 2138 + 2116 = 4254 votesCurrent Rating: 2138 + 2116 = 4254 votes 2116


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1619 = 3142 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1619 = 3142 votes 1619

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1052 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1052 = 2104 votes 1052

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1319 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1319 = 2710 votes 1319

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1575 = 3466 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1575 = 3466 votes 1575

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1367 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1367 = 2880 votes 1367

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1395 = 3185 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1395 = 3185 votes 1395

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1647 = 3188 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1647 = 3188 votes 1647

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 1191 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 1191 = 2271 votes 1191

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1056 Current Rating: 1056 + 1014 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1056 + 1014 = 2070 votes 1014

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1358 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1358 = 2801 votes 1358

[747] 17: See you later
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1022 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1022 = 2062 votes 1022

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 1107 = 2254 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 1107 = 2254 votes 1107

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 1251 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 1251 = 3273 votes 1251

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
22258 Current Rating: 22258 + 23802 = 46060 votesCurrent Rating: 22258 + 23802 = 46060 votes 23802

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
4310 Current Rating: 4310 + 3025 = 7335 votesCurrent Rating: 4310 + 3025 = 7335 votes 3025

[742] 10: You look miserable
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1520 = 3394 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1520 = 3394 votes 1520

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1353 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1353 = 2657 votes 1353

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1089 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1089 = 2237 votes 1089

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1442 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1442 = 2910 votes 1442

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1183 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1183 = 2322 votes 1183

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1555 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1555 = 3310 votes 1555

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
76344 Current Rating: 76344 + 73185 = 149529 votesCurrent Rating: 76344 + 73185 = 149529 votes 73185

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
131996 Current Rating: 131996 + 151964 = 283960 votesCurrent Rating: 131996 + 151964 = 283960 votes 151964


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1670 = 3228 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1670 = 3228 votes 1670

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
6016 Current Rating: 6016 + 7451 = 13467 votesCurrent Rating: 6016 + 7451 = 13467 votes 7451

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1576 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1576 = 3293 votes 1576

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1939 Current Rating: 1939 + 1740 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1939 + 1740 = 3679 votes 1740

[730] 20: Where have you been?
12644 Current Rating: 12644 + 15039 = 27683 votesCurrent Rating: 12644 + 15039 = 27683 votes 15039

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1521 Current Rating: 1521 + 1360 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1521 + 1360 = 2881 votes 1360

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 1173 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 1173 = 2241 votes 1173

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2734 Current Rating: 2734 + 3659 = 6393 votesCurrent Rating: 2734 + 3659 = 6393 votes 3659

[726] 14: Do you know what
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1469 = 3177 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1469 = 3177 votes 1469

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1270 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1270 = 2565 votes 1270

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 1050 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 1050 = 2071 votes 1050

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1511 Current Rating: 1511 + 1285 = 2796 votesCurrent Rating: 1511 + 1285 = 2796 votes 1285

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 984 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 984 = 2191 votes 984

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 1053 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 1053 = 2076 votes 1053

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1526 Current Rating: 1526 + 1290 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1526 + 1290 = 2816 votes 1290

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1605 = 3033 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1605 = 3033 votes 1605

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 942 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 942 = 2171 votes 942


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1763 = 3239 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1763 = 3239 votes 1763

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1242 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1242 = 2592 votes 1242

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 992 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 992 = 2244 votes 992

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1126 = 2234 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1126 = 2234 votes 1126

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 949 = 2014 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 949 = 2014 votes 949

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1173 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1173 = 2352 votes 1173

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1963 = 3452 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1963 = 3452 votes 1963

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1188 = 2361 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1188 = 2361 votes 1188

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1254 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1254 = 2469 votes 1254

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1151 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1151 = 2366 votes 1151

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
963 Current Rating: 963 + 916 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 916 = 1879 votes 916

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 878 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 878 = 2114 votes 878

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1751 = 3245 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1751 = 3245 votes 1751

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
2731 Current Rating: 2731 + 2521 = 5252 votesCurrent Rating: 2731 + 2521 = 5252 votes 2521

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1377 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1377 = 3005 votes 1377

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1597 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1597 = 2890 votes 1597

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1357 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1357 = 2554 votes 1357

[700] 6: There, all finished
1577 Current Rating: 1577 + 1669 = 3246 votesCurrent Rating: 1577 + 1669 = 3246 votes 1669

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 850 = 1888 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 850 = 1888 votes 850

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 985 = 2239 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 985 = 2239 votes 985

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1325 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1325 = 2978 votes 1325


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1422 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1422 = 2890 votes 1422

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1381 Current Rating: 1381 + 1412 = 2793 votesCurrent Rating: 1381 + 1412 = 2793 votes 1412

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1316 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1316 = 2836 votes 1316

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
845 Current Rating: 845 + 902 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 902 = 1747 votes 902

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1580 Current Rating: 1580 + 1318 = 2898 votesCurrent Rating: 1580 + 1318 = 2898 votes 1318

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1163 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1163 = 2185 votes 1163

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2504 Current Rating: 2504 + 1245 = 3749 votesCurrent Rating: 2504 + 1245 = 3749 votes 1245

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
71566 Current Rating: 71566 + 72710 = 144276 votesCurrent Rating: 71566 + 72710 = 144276 votes 72710

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1282 = 2743 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1282 = 2743 votes 1282

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
972 Current Rating: 972 + 939 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 939 = 1911 votes 939

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1106 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1106 = 2179 votes 1106

[685] 16: How your location can change
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1316 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1316 = 2473 votes 1316

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1908 = 3526 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1908 = 3526 votes 1908

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1909 Current Rating: 1909 + 1378 = 3287 votesCurrent Rating: 1909 + 1378 = 3287 votes 1378

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2275 Current Rating: 2275 + 2501 = 4776 votesCurrent Rating: 2275 + 2501 = 4776 votes 2501

[681] 9: Why does everything
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1312 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1312 = 2716 votes 1312

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 1358 = 3023 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 1358 = 3023 votes 1358

[679] 5: You re late again
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 972 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 972 = 1976 votes 972

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1773 = 3612 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1773 = 3612 votes 1773

[677] 3: What s the difference
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1120 = 2147 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1120 = 2147 votes 1120

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1408 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1408 = 2917 votes 1408


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1272 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1272 = 2535 votes 1272

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1448 Current Rating: 1448 + 1604 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1448 + 1604 = 3052 votes 1604

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1044 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1044 = 2244 votes 1044

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1043 Current Rating: 1043 + 1394 = 2437 votesCurrent Rating: 1043 + 1394 = 2437 votes 1394

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1274 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1274 = 2567 votes 1274

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 981 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 981 = 1996 votes 981

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1154 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1154 = 2336 votes 1154

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1843 = 3295 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1843 = 3295 votes 1843

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1029 Current Rating: 1029 + 1049 = 2078 votesCurrent Rating: 1029 + 1049 = 2078 votes 1049

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1137 = 2212 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1137 = 2212 votes 1137

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1121 = 2208 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1121 = 2208 votes 1121

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 1330 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 1330 = 2456 votes 1330

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1347 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1347 = 2462 votes 1347

[662] 11: You look miserable
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1163 = 2218 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1163 = 2218 votes 1163

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1589 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1589 = 2933 votes 1589

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1364 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1364 = 2458 votes 1364

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 983 = 2036 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 983 = 2036 votes 983

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1205 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1205 = 2397 votes 1205

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1284 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1284 = 2589 votes 1284

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1250 = 2567 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1250 = 2567 votes 1250


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
770 Current Rating: 770 + 890 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 890 = 1660 votes 890

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1031 = 2023 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1031 = 2023 votes 1031

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1372 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1372 = 2642 votes 1372

[652] 28: How come men always look
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1300 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1300 = 2603 votes 1300

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1270 Current Rating: 1270 + 1363 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1270 + 1363 = 2633 votes 1363

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 955 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 955 = 2010 votes 955

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1271 = 2565 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1271 = 2565 votes 1271

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1102 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1102 = 2250 votes 1102

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 977 = 2049 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 977 = 2049 votes 977

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 1301 = 2553 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 1301 = 2553 votes 1301

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 986 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 986 = 2062 votes 986

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
964 Current Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votes 971

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1441 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1441 = 2791 votes 1441

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1150 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1150 = 2242 votes 1150

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 984 = 2059 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 984 = 2059 votes 984

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1051 = 2093 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1051 = 2093 votes 1051

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
998 Current Rating: 998 + 992 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 992 = 1990 votes 992

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1040 Current Rating: 1040 + 1023 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1040 + 1023 = 2063 votes 1023

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1280 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1280 = 2498 votes 1280

[636] 3: When I die
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1837 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1837 = 3326 votes 1837

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1065 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1065 = 2200 votes 1065


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1130 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1130 = 2162 votes 1130

[633] 25: You are looking good
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1146 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1146 = 2204 votes 1146

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1486 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1486 = 3074 votes 1486

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
824 Current Rating: 824 + 1031 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 1031 = 1855 votes 1031

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1488 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1488 = 2692 votes 1488

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1039 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1039 = 2042 votes 1039

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 1154 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 1154 = 2311 votes 1154

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
972 Current Rating: 972 + 1088 = 2060 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 1088 = 2060 votes 1088

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1592 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1592 = 3060 votes 1592

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1511 = 2862 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1511 = 2862 votes 1511

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1190 = 2315 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1190 = 2315 votes 1190

[623] 11: What is the difference
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1249 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1249 = 2470 votes 1249

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
891 Current Rating: 891 + 885 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 891 + 885 = 1776 votes 885

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1306 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1306 = 2616 votes 1306

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1390 = 2681 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1390 = 2681 votes 1390

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 939 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 939 = 2003 votes 939


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1265 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1265 = 2532 votes 1265

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
875 Current Rating: 875 + 1045 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 1045 = 1920 votes 1045

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1433 = 2848 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1433 = 2848 votes 1433

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1184 = 2335 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1184 = 2335 votes 1184

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1813 Current Rating: 1813 + 1719 = 3532 votesCurrent Rating: 1813 + 1719 = 3532 votes 1719

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1458 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1458 = 2999 votes 1458

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2132 Current Rating: 2132 + 1903 = 4035 votesCurrent Rating: 2132 + 1903 = 4035 votes 1903

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 938 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 938 = 2062 votes 938

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1315 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1315 = 2523 votes 1315

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
859 Current Rating: 859 + 819 = 1678 votesCurrent Rating: 859 + 819 = 1678 votes 819

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1279 = 2421 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1279 = 2421 votes 1279

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 999 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 999 = 2121 votes 999

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1014 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1014 = 2145 votes 1014

[605] 12: When I was at school
1789 Current Rating: 1789 + 1653 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1789 + 1653 = 3442 votes 1653

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1516 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1516 = 2779 votes 1516

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
682 Current Rating: 682 + 750 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 750 = 1432 votes 750

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1175 Current Rating: 1175 + 1223 = 2398 votesCurrent Rating: 1175 + 1223 = 2398 votes 1223

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1155 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1155 = 2334 votes 1155

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1051 = 2154 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1051 = 2154 votes 1051


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1101 Current Rating: 1101 + 1032 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1101 + 1032 = 2133 votes 1032

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1170 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1170 = 2394 votes 1170

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5163 Current Rating: 5163 + 4553 = 9716 votesCurrent Rating: 5163 + 4553 = 9716 votes 4553

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 1431 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 1431 = 3284 votes 1431

[595] 23: You know some women
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1297 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1297 = 2824 votes 1297

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3849 Current Rating: 3849 + 3148 = 6997 votesCurrent Rating: 3849 + 3148 = 6997 votes 3148

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2261 Current Rating: 2261 + 1638 = 3899 votesCurrent Rating: 2261 + 1638 = 3899 votes 1638

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1197 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1197 = 2676 votes 1197

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1165 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1165 = 2235 votes 1165

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2473 Current Rating: 2473 + 3695 = 6168 votesCurrent Rating: 2473 + 3695 = 6168 votes 3695

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1771 Current Rating: 1771 + 1615 = 3386 votesCurrent Rating: 1771 + 1615 = 3386 votes 1615

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2915 = 6078 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2915 = 6078 votes 2915

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1490 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1490 = 2965 votes 1490

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1450 Current Rating: 1450 + 1565 = 3015 votesCurrent Rating: 1450 + 1565 = 3015 votes 1565

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1369 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1369 = 2660 votes 1369

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1065 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1065 = 2076 votes 1065

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1150 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1150 = 2216 votes 1150

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1848 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1848 = 3448 votes 1848

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1358 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1358 = 2940 votes 1358

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4843 Current Rating: 4843 + 4047 = 8890 votesCurrent Rating: 4843 + 4047 = 8890 votes 4047

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2915 Current Rating: 2915 + 2633 = 5548 votesCurrent Rating: 2915 + 2633 = 5548 votes 2633


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1905 Current Rating: 1905 + 1488 = 3393 votesCurrent Rating: 1905 + 1488 = 3393 votes 1488

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1005 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1005 = 2344 votes 1005

[576] 27: What a babe
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1158 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1158 = 2377 votes 1158

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
947 Current Rating: 947 + 994 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 994 = 1941 votes 994

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1163 = 2339 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1163 = 2339 votes 1163

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1146 = 2535 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1146 = 2535 votes 1146

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4598 Current Rating: 4598 + 4918 = 9516 votesCurrent Rating: 4598 + 4918 = 9516 votes 4918

[571] 20: What is the difference
6188 Current Rating: 6188 + 6269 = 12457 votesCurrent Rating: 6188 + 6269 = 12457 votes 6269

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1406 Current Rating: 1406 + 1130 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1406 + 1130 = 2536 votes 1130

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1444 = 3012 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1444 = 3012 votes 1444

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1139 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1139 = 2405 votes 1139

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1273 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1273 = 2441 votes 1273

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1188 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1188 = 2532 votes 1188

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1267 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1267 = 2978 votes 1267

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1316 Current Rating: 1316 + 1476 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1316 + 1476 = 2792 votes 1476

[563] 10: You look terrible
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 1517 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 1517 = 3282 votes 1517

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1806 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1806 = 3566 votes 1806






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