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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
8604 Current Rating: 8604 + 10433 = 19037 votesCurrent Rating: 8604 + 10433 = 19037 votes 10433

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2225 Current Rating: 2225 + 2090 = 4315 votesCurrent Rating: 2225 + 2090 = 4315 votes 2090

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1212 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1212 = 2366 votes 1212

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1617 = 3493 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1617 = 3493 votes 1617

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1332 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1332 = 2745 votes 1332

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2513 Current Rating: 2513 + 1992 = 4505 votesCurrent Rating: 2513 + 1992 = 4505 votes 1992

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1697 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1697 = 3315 votes 1697

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1571 = 3257 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1571 = 3257 votes 1571

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 966 = 2010 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 966 = 2010 votes 966

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1349 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1349 = 2838 votes 1349

[783] 7: What now?
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1892 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1892 = 3850 votes 1892

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1686 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1686 = 3330 votes 1686

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1341 = 2644 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1341 = 2644 votes 1341

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1383 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1383 = 2716 votes 1383

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 2055 = 3752 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 2055 = 3752 votes 2055


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1903 = 3892 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1903 = 3892 votes 1903

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 2689 = 4333 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 2689 = 4333 votes 2689

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1295 Current Rating: 1295 + 1395 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1295 + 1395 = 2690 votes 1395

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 2024 = 3750 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 2024 = 3750 votes 2024

[774] 26: When I got home last night
2001 Current Rating: 2001 + 1848 = 3849 votesCurrent Rating: 2001 + 1848 = 3849 votes 1848

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
3564 Current Rating: 3564 + 2886 = 6450 votesCurrent Rating: 3564 + 2886 = 6450 votes 2886

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1956 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1956 = 3684 votes 1956

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1115 = 2384 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1115 = 2384 votes 1115

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1212 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1212 = 2607 votes 1212

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
2043 Current Rating: 2043 + 2209 = 4252 votesCurrent Rating: 2043 + 2209 = 4252 votes 2209

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1400 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1400 = 2933 votes 1400

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1604 = 3544 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1604 = 3544 votes 1604

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
2554 Current Rating: 2554 + 1700 = 4254 votesCurrent Rating: 2554 + 1700 = 4254 votes 1700

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1216 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1216 = 2464 votes 1216

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1383 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1383 = 2829 votes 1383

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1176 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1176 = 2441 votes 1176

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
3314 Current Rating: 3314 + 2334 = 5648 votesCurrent Rating: 3314 + 2334 = 5648 votes 2334

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1238 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1238 = 2407 votes 1238

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1370 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1370 = 2683 votes 1370

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2049 Current Rating: 2049 + 2128 = 4177 votesCurrent Rating: 2049 + 2128 = 4177 votes 2128

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2234 Current Rating: 2234 + 2263 = 4497 votesCurrent Rating: 2234 + 2263 = 4497 votes 2263


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1760 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1760 = 3384 votes 1760

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1173 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1173 = 2333 votes 1173

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1471 = 3035 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1471 = 3035 votes 1471

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2117 Current Rating: 2117 + 1781 = 3898 votesCurrent Rating: 2117 + 1781 = 3898 votes 1781

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1541 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1541 = 3242 votes 1541

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2072 Current Rating: 2072 + 1610 = 3682 votesCurrent Rating: 2072 + 1610 = 3682 votes 1610

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1737 = 3367 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1737 = 3367 votes 1737

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1335 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1335 = 2558 votes 1335

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1140 = 2325 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1140 = 2325 votes 1140

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1552 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1552 = 3221 votes 1552

[747] 17: See you later
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1217 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1217 = 2463 votes 1217

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1227 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1227 = 2528 votes 1227

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 1325 = 3575 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 1325 = 3575 votes 1325

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
23239 Current Rating: 23239 + 24974 = 48213 votesCurrent Rating: 23239 + 24974 = 48213 votes 24974

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
5600 Current Rating: 5600 + 6540 = 12140 votesCurrent Rating: 5600 + 6540 = 12140 votes 6540

[742] 10: You look miserable
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 1731 = 3800 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 1731 = 3800 votes 1731

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1500 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1500 = 2969 votes 1500

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1283 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1283 = 2586 votes 1283

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1637 = 3325 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1637 = 3325 votes 1637

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1384 = 2719 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1384 = 2719 votes 1384

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1968 Current Rating: 1968 + 1787 = 3755 votesCurrent Rating: 1968 + 1787 = 3755 votes 1787

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
84751 Current Rating: 84751 + 84550 = 169301 votesCurrent Rating: 84751 + 84550 = 169301 votes 84550

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
156037 Current Rating: 156037 + 162488 = 318525 votesCurrent Rating: 156037 + 162488 = 318525 votes 162488


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1830 = 3531 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1830 = 3531 votes 1830

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
7730 Current Rating: 7730 + 8017 = 15747 votesCurrent Rating: 7730 + 8017 = 15747 votes 8017

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1731 = 3632 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1731 = 3632 votes 1731

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1926 = 4120 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1926 = 4120 votes 1926

[730] 20: Where have you been?
15550 Current Rating: 15550 + 17992 = 33542 votesCurrent Rating: 15550 + 17992 = 33542 votes 17992

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1517 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1517 = 3186 votes 1517

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1179 Current Rating: 1179 + 1292 = 2471 votesCurrent Rating: 1179 + 1292 = 2471 votes 1292

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
3073 Current Rating: 3073 + 3985 = 7058 votesCurrent Rating: 3073 + 3985 = 7058 votes 3985

[726] 14: Do you know what
1887 Current Rating: 1887 + 1609 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1887 + 1609 = 3496 votes 1609

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1454 = 2913 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1454 = 2913 votes 1454

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1177 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1177 = 2330 votes 1177

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1439 = 3128 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1439 = 3128 votes 1439

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1137 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1137 = 2537 votes 1137

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 1147 = 2288 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 1147 = 2288 votes 1147

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1493 = 3233 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1493 = 3233 votes 1493

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1759 = 3306 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1759 = 3306 votes 1759

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1054 = 2418 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1054 = 2418 votes 1054


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1951 = 3537 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1951 = 3537 votes 1951

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1400 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1400 = 2918 votes 1400

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1362 Current Rating: 1362 + 1128 = 2490 votesCurrent Rating: 1362 + 1128 = 2490 votes 1128

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1302 = 2581 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1302 = 2581 votes 1302

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1049 = 2261 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1049 = 2261 votes 1049

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1383 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1383 = 2742 votes 1383

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 2177 = 3853 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 2177 = 3853 votes 2177

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1365 = 2694 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1365 = 2694 votes 1365

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1450 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1450 = 2820 votes 1450

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1246 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1246 = 2548 votes 1246

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1035 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1035 = 2174 votes 1035

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1035 = 2457 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1035 = 2457 votes 1035

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1896 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1896 = 3529 votes 1896

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3490 Current Rating: 3490 + 2919 = 6409 votesCurrent Rating: 3490 + 2919 = 6409 votes 2919

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1585 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1585 = 3431 votes 1585

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1829 = 3342 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1829 = 3342 votes 1829

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1519 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1519 = 2868 votes 1519

[700] 6: There, all finished
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1849 = 3613 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1849 = 3613 votes 1849

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 931 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 931 = 2083 votes 931

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1137 = 2546 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1137 = 2546 votes 1137

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1504 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1504 = 3344 votes 1504


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1604 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1604 = 3261 votes 1604

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1635 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1635 = 3221 votes 1635

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1575 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1575 = 3300 votes 1575

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
959 Current Rating: 959 + 998 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 959 + 998 = 1957 votes 998

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1775 Current Rating: 1775 + 1543 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1775 + 1543 = 3318 votes 1543

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1246 = 2381 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1246 = 2381 votes 1246

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2985 Current Rating: 2985 + 1438 = 4423 votesCurrent Rating: 2985 + 1438 = 4423 votes 1438

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
85046 Current Rating: 85046 + 84245 = 169291 votesCurrent Rating: 85046 + 84245 = 169291 votes 84245

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1553 = 3239 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1553 = 3239 votes 1553

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1078 = 2184 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1078 = 2184 votes 1078

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1219 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1219 = 2413 votes 1219

[685] 16: How your location can change
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 1536 = 2875 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 1536 = 2875 votes 1536

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 2118 = 3927 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 2118 = 3927 votes 2118

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 1557 = 3765 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 1557 = 3765 votes 1557

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
2677 Current Rating: 2677 + 3108 = 5785 votesCurrent Rating: 2677 + 3108 = 5785 votes 3108

[681] 9: Why does everything
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1547 = 3164 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1547 = 3164 votes 1547

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 1422 = 3218 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 1422 = 3218 votes 1422

[679] 5: You re late again
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1077 = 2186 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1077 = 2186 votes 1077

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
2028 Current Rating: 2028 + 1956 = 3984 votesCurrent Rating: 2028 + 1956 = 3984 votes 1956

[677] 3: What s the difference
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1216 = 2365 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1216 = 2365 votes 1216

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1576 = 3251 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1576 = 3251 votes 1576


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1357 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1357 = 2707 votes 1357

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1733 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1733 = 3303 votes 1733

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1163 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1163 = 2512 votes 1163

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1504 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1504 = 2659 votes 1504

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1485 Current Rating: 1485 + 1462 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1485 + 1462 = 2947 votes 1462

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1029 = 2157 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1029 = 2157 votes 1029

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1312 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1312 = 2639 votes 1312

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 2183 = 3805 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 2183 = 3805 votes 2183

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1136 = 2275 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1136 = 2275 votes 1136

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1227 = 2414 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1227 = 2414 votes 1227

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1233 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1233 = 2430 votes 1233

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1456 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1456 = 2701 votes 1456

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1482 = 2731 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1482 = 2731 votes 1482

[662] 11: You look miserable
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1255 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1255 = 2403 votes 1255

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1821 = 3422 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1821 = 3422 votes 1821

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1444 = 2617 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1444 = 2617 votes 1444

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1087 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1087 = 2276 votes 1087

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1368 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1368 = 2724 votes 1368

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1461 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1461 = 2947 votes 1461

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1375 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1375 = 2811 votes 1375


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
851 Current Rating: 851 + 959 = 1810 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 959 = 1810 votes 959

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1188 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1188 = 2323 votes 1188

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1501 = 2906 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1501 = 2906 votes 1501

[652] 28: How come men always look
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1378 = 2770 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1378 = 2770 votes 1378

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1500 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1500 = 2904 votes 1500

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1026 = 2203 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1026 = 2203 votes 1026

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1522 = 3011 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1522 = 3011 votes 1522

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1174 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1174 = 2410 votes 1174

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1070 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1070 = 2238 votes 1070

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1455 = 2876 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1455 = 2876 votes 1455

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1237 Current Rating: 1237 + 1125 = 2362 votesCurrent Rating: 1237 + 1125 = 2362 votes 1125

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 1055 = 2096 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 1055 = 2096 votes 1055

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1624 = 3148 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1624 = 3148 votes 1624

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1224 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1224 = 2406 votes 1224

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1076 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1076 = 2244 votes 1076

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1164 Current Rating: 1164 + 1165 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1164 + 1165 = 2329 votes 1165

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1071 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1071 = 2194 votes 1071

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1345 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1345 = 2526 votes 1345

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1452 = 2849 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1452 = 2849 votes 1452

[636] 3: When I die
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 2086 = 3733 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 2086 = 3733 votes 2086

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1208 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1208 = 2480 votes 1208


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 1211 = 2306 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 1211 = 2306 votes 1211

[633] 25: You are looking good
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1242 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1242 = 2410 votes 1242

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1675 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1675 = 3455 votes 1675

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
910 Current Rating: 910 + 1106 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 910 + 1106 = 2016 votes 1106

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1606 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1606 = 2930 votes 1606

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1175 = 2347 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1175 = 2347 votes 1175

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1355 = 2738 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1355 = 2738 votes 1355

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1161 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1161 = 2231 votes 1161

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1908 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1908 = 3634 votes 1908

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1706 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1706 = 3214 votes 1706

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1349 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1349 = 2608 votes 1349

[623] 11: What is the difference
1402 Current Rating: 1402 + 1556 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1402 + 1556 = 2958 votes 1556

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
997 Current Rating: 997 + 984 = 1981 votesCurrent Rating: 997 + 984 = 1981 votes 984

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1457 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1457 = 2903 votes 1457

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1513 = 2927 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1513 = 2927 votes 1513

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 1076 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 1076 = 2243 votes 1076


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1574 = 2931 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1574 = 2931 votes 1574

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
958 Current Rating: 958 + 1122 = 2080 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 1122 = 2080 votes 1122

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1639 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1639 = 3224 votes 1639

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1340 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1340 = 2648 votes 1340

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1875 = 3859 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1875 = 3859 votes 1875

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1590 = 3304 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1590 = 3304 votes 1590

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2433 Current Rating: 2433 + 2092 = 4525 votesCurrent Rating: 2433 + 2092 = 4525 votes 2092

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1099 = 2388 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1099 = 2388 votes 1099

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1521 = 2921 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1521 = 2921 votes 1521

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
991 Current Rating: 991 + 873 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 873 = 1864 votes 873

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1372 = 2605 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1372 = 2605 votes 1372

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1194 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1194 = 2483 votes 1194

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1119 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1119 = 2413 votes 1119

[605] 12: When I was at school
2044 Current Rating: 2044 + 1858 = 3902 votesCurrent Rating: 2044 + 1858 = 3902 votes 1858

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1666 = 3045 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1666 = 3045 votes 1666

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
749 Current Rating: 749 + 809 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 809 = 1558 votes 809

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1501 = 2844 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1501 = 2844 votes 1501

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1239 = 2532 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1239 = 2532 votes 1239

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1158 = 2391 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1158 = 2391 votes 1158


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1236 Current Rating: 1236 + 1170 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1236 + 1170 = 2406 votes 1170

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1293 = 2637 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1293 = 2637 votes 1293

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5250 Current Rating: 5250 + 4651 = 9901 votesCurrent Rating: 5250 + 4651 = 9901 votes 4651

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 1611 = 3623 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 1611 = 3623 votes 1611

[595] 23: You know some women
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1414 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1414 = 3032 votes 1414

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3974 Current Rating: 3974 + 3263 = 7237 votesCurrent Rating: 3974 + 3263 = 7237 votes 3263

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2450 Current Rating: 2450 + 1801 = 4251 votesCurrent Rating: 2450 + 1801 = 4251 votes 1801

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1585 Current Rating: 1585 + 1317 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1585 + 1317 = 2902 votes 1317

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 1271 = 2454 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 1271 = 2454 votes 1271

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2556 Current Rating: 2556 + 3767 = 6323 votesCurrent Rating: 2556 + 3767 = 6323 votes 3767

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1745 = 3655 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1745 = 3655 votes 1745

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3284 Current Rating: 3284 + 3020 = 6304 votesCurrent Rating: 3284 + 3020 = 6304 votes 3020

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1702 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1702 = 3377 votes 1702

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1655 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1655 = 3192 votes 1655

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1520 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1520 = 2948 votes 1520

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1155 = 2240 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1155 = 2240 votes 1155

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1265 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1265 = 2442 votes 1265

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1751 Current Rating: 1751 + 1990 = 3741 votesCurrent Rating: 1751 + 1990 = 3741 votes 1990

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1461 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1461 = 3159 votes 1461

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5285 Current Rating: 5285 + 4278 = 9563 votesCurrent Rating: 5285 + 4278 = 9563 votes 4278

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
3050 Current Rating: 3050 + 2747 = 5797 votesCurrent Rating: 3050 + 2747 = 5797 votes 2747


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1616 = 3649 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1616 = 3649 votes 1616

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1110 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1110 = 2537 votes 1110

[576] 27: What a babe
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1295 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1295 = 2652 votes 1295

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1035 = 2034 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1035 = 2034 votes 1035

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1264 = 2551 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1264 = 2551 votes 1264

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1444 Current Rating: 1444 + 1206 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1444 + 1206 = 2650 votes 1206

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4691 Current Rating: 4691 + 5019 = 9710 votesCurrent Rating: 4691 + 5019 = 9710 votes 5019

[571] 20: What is the difference
6275 Current Rating: 6275 + 6348 = 12623 votesCurrent Rating: 6275 + 6348 = 12623 votes 6348

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1184 = 2651 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1184 = 2651 votes 1184

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1626 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1626 = 3389 votes 1626

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1225 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1225 = 2575 votes 1225

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1407 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1407 = 2717 votes 1407

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1332 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1332 = 2839 votes 1332

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1867 Current Rating: 1867 + 1383 = 3250 votesCurrent Rating: 1867 + 1383 = 3250 votes 1383

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1449 Current Rating: 1449 + 1638 = 3087 votesCurrent Rating: 1449 + 1638 = 3087 votes 1638

[563] 10: You look terrible
1921 Current Rating: 1921 + 1651 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1921 + 1651 = 3572 votes 1651

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1880 = 3709 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1880 = 3709 votes 1880






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