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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
9957 Current Rating: 9957 + 9601 = 19558 votesCurrent Rating: 9957 + 9601 = 19558 votes 9601

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1868 = 3792 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1868 = 3792 votes 1868

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
926 Current Rating: 926 + 972 = 1898 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 972 = 1898 votes 972

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1325 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1325 = 2943 votes 1325

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1056 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1056 = 2129 votes 1056

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 1724 = 3754 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 1724 = 3754 votes 1724

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1445 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1445 = 2887 votes 1445

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1412 Current Rating: 1412 + 1178 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1412 + 1178 = 2590 votes 1178

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
920 Current Rating: 920 + 849 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 849 = 1769 votes 849

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1286 Current Rating: 1286 + 1154 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1286 + 1154 = 2440 votes 1154

[783] 7: What now?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1523 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1523 = 3160 votes 1523

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1349 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1349 = 2750 votes 1349

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1114 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1114 = 2199 votes 1114

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1221 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1221 = 2364 votes 1221

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1888 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1888 = 3405 votes 1888


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1614 = 3330 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1614 = 3330 votes 1614

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 2129 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 2129 = 3603 votes 2129

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1178 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1178 = 2260 votes 1178

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1847 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1847 = 3448 votes 1847

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1638 = 3398 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1638 = 3398 votes 1638

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 2367 = 4875 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 2367 = 4875 votes 2367

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1682 = 3234 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1682 = 3234 votes 1682

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 889 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 889 = 1909 votes 889

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1059 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1059 = 2292 votes 1059

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1932 = 3617 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1932 = 3617 votes 1932

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1280 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1280 = 2705 votes 1280

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1354 = 2989 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1354 = 2989 votes 1354

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1408 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1408 = 3334 votes 1408

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1031 = 2079 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1031 = 2079 votes 1031

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1210 Current Rating: 1210 + 1163 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1210 + 1163 = 2373 votes 1163

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 977 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 977 = 2002 votes 977

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
2508 Current Rating: 2508 + 1854 = 4362 votesCurrent Rating: 2508 + 1854 = 4362 votes 1854

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
982 Current Rating: 982 + 1080 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 982 + 1080 = 2062 votes 1080

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1158 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1158 = 2326 votes 1158

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1716 = 3426 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1716 = 3426 votes 1716

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 2097 = 4192 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 2097 = 4192 votes 2097


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1527 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1527 = 2982 votes 1527

[756] 30: Good morning sir
991 Current Rating: 991 + 991 = 1982 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 991 = 1982 votes 991

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1249 = 2556 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1249 = 2556 votes 1249

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 1466 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 1466 = 3220 votes 1466

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1263 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1263 = 2683 votes 1263

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1295 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1295 = 2958 votes 1295

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1481 Current Rating: 1481 + 1594 = 3075 votesCurrent Rating: 1481 + 1594 = 3075 votes 1594

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1120 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1120 = 2112 votes 1120

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
992 Current Rating: 992 + 966 = 1958 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 966 = 1958 votes 966

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1241 = 2568 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1241 = 2568 votes 1241

[747] 17: See you later
941 Current Rating: 941 + 922 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 922 = 1863 votes 922

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1030 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1030 = 2083 votes 1030

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1201 = 3031 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1201 = 3031 votes 1201

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
17070 Current Rating: 17070 + 19012 = 36082 votesCurrent Rating: 17070 + 19012 = 36082 votes 19012

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
3243 Current Rating: 3243 + 2665 = 5908 votesCurrent Rating: 3243 + 2665 = 5908 votes 2665

[742] 10: You look miserable
1771 Current Rating: 1771 + 1399 = 3170 votesCurrent Rating: 1771 + 1399 = 3170 votes 1399

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1214 Current Rating: 1214 + 1270 = 2484 votesCurrent Rating: 1214 + 1270 = 2484 votes 1270

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1034 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1034 = 2084 votes 1034

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1301 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1301 = 2616 votes 1301

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 1079 = 2117 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 1079 = 2117 votes 1079

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1378 = 3025 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1378 = 3025 votes 1378

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
63663 Current Rating: 63663 + 65834 = 129497 votesCurrent Rating: 63663 + 65834 = 129497 votes 65834

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
118254 Current Rating: 118254 + 144632 = 262886 votesCurrent Rating: 118254 + 144632 = 262886 votes 144632


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1579 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1579 = 3056 votes 1579

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
5272 Current Rating: 5272 + 7261 = 12533 votesCurrent Rating: 5272 + 7261 = 12533 votes 7261

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1484 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1484 = 3103 votes 1484

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1610 = 3363 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1610 = 3363 votes 1610

[730] 20: Where have you been?
11631 Current Rating: 11631 + 14195 = 25826 votesCurrent Rating: 11631 + 14195 = 25826 votes 14195

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 1250 = 2687 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 1250 = 2687 votes 1250

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1120 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1120 = 2132 votes 1120

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2579 Current Rating: 2579 + 3524 = 6103 votesCurrent Rating: 2579 + 3524 = 6103 votes 3524

[726] 14: Do you know what
1609 Current Rating: 1609 + 1389 = 2998 votesCurrent Rating: 1609 + 1389 = 2998 votes 1389

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1177 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1177 = 2382 votes 1177

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 997 = 1945 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 997 = 1945 votes 997

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1186 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1186 = 2599 votes 1186

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 931 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 931 = 2003 votes 931

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
958 Current Rating: 958 + 1002 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 958 + 1002 = 1960 votes 1002

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1201 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1201 = 2621 votes 1201

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1499 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1499 = 2865 votes 1499

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 882 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 882 = 2018 votes 882


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1615 = 3015 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1615 = 3015 votes 1615

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1159 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1159 = 2422 votes 1159

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 916 = 2096 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 916 = 2096 votes 916

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 1054 = 2062 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 1054 = 2062 votes 1054

[713] 27: And now Mom?
957 Current Rating: 957 + 893 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 957 + 893 = 1850 votes 893

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 1092 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 1092 = 2177 votes 1092

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1837 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1837 = 3242 votes 1837

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1099 Current Rating: 1099 + 1112 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1099 + 1112 = 2211 votes 1112

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votes 1175

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1100 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1100 = 2245 votes 1100

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
899 Current Rating: 899 + 875 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 899 + 875 = 1774 votes 875

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1119 Current Rating: 1119 + 812 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1119 + 812 = 1931 votes 812

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1656 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1656 = 3076 votes 1656

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
2570 Current Rating: 2570 + 2396 = 4966 votesCurrent Rating: 2570 + 2396 = 4966 votes 2396

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1253 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1253 = 2733 votes 1253

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1467 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1467 = 2662 votes 1467

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 1289 = 2410 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 1289 = 2410 votes 1289

[700] 6: There, all finished
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1582 = 3074 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1582 = 3074 votes 1582

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
962 Current Rating: 962 + 808 = 1770 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 808 = 1770 votes 808

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1184 Current Rating: 1184 + 913 = 2097 votesCurrent Rating: 1184 + 913 = 2097 votes 913

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1231 = 2776 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1231 = 2776 votes 1231


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1329 = 2682 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1329 = 2682 votes 1329

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1305 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1305 = 2582 votes 1305

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1204 = 2596 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1204 = 2596 votes 1204

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 865 = 1663 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 865 = 1663 votes 865

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1166 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1166 = 2633 votes 1166

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
974 Current Rating: 974 + 1117 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 1117 = 2091 votes 1117

[690] 23: The papers are signed
2087 Current Rating: 2087 + 1123 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 2087 + 1123 = 3210 votes 1123

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
65236 Current Rating: 65236 + 65431 = 130667 votesCurrent Rating: 65236 + 65431 = 130667 votes 65431

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1164 = 2494 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1164 = 2494 votes 1164

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
933 Current Rating: 933 + 887 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 887 = 1820 votes 887

[686] 17: I have something to confess
995 Current Rating: 995 + 1051 = 2046 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 1051 = 2046 votes 1051

[685] 16: How your location can change
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 1246 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 1246 = 2319 votes 1246

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1819 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1819 = 3334 votes 1819

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1281 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1281 = 2964 votes 1281

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 2031 = 3980 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 2031 = 3980 votes 2031

[681] 9: Why does everything
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1190 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1190 = 2447 votes 1190

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1312 = 2877 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1312 = 2877 votes 1312

[679] 5: You re late again
947 Current Rating: 947 + 924 = 1871 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 924 = 1871 votes 924

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1672 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1672 = 3399 votes 1672

[677] 3: What s the difference
954 Current Rating: 954 + 1064 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 954 + 1064 = 2018 votes 1064

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1315 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1315 = 2732 votes 1315


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1225 = 2447 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1225 = 2447 votes 1225

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1377 Current Rating: 1377 + 1529 = 2906 votesCurrent Rating: 1377 + 1529 = 2906 votes 1529

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 985 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 985 = 2089 votes 985

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
980 Current Rating: 980 + 1341 = 2321 votesCurrent Rating: 980 + 1341 = 2321 votes 1341

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1172 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1172 = 2337 votes 1172

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
926 Current Rating: 926 + 954 = 1880 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 954 = 1880 votes 954

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1075 = 2182 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1075 = 2182 votes 1075

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1531 = 2892 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1531 = 2892 votes 1531

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
977 Current Rating: 977 + 1013 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 1013 = 1990 votes 1013

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1100 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1100 = 2116 votes 1100

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 1070 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 1070 = 2112 votes 1070

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1277 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1277 = 2329 votes 1277

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 1276 = 2320 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 1276 = 2320 votes 1276

[662] 11: You look miserable
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1128 = 2131 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1128 = 2131 votes 1128

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1489 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1489 = 2716 votes 1489

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1326 = 2377 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1326 = 2377 votes 1326

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 943 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 943 = 1947 votes 943

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1138 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1138 = 2255 votes 1138

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1212 Current Rating: 1212 + 1192 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1212 + 1192 = 2404 votes 1192

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1179 = 2427 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1179 = 2427 votes 1179


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
734 Current Rating: 734 + 848 = 1582 votesCurrent Rating: 734 + 848 = 1582 votes 848

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
914 Current Rating: 914 + 947 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 947 = 1861 votes 947

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1303 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1303 = 2497 votes 1303

[652] 28: How come men always look
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1247 = 2508 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1247 = 2508 votes 1247

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1279 = 2472 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1279 = 2472 votes 1279

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
956 Current Rating: 956 + 908 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 908 = 1864 votes 908

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1141 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1141 = 2341 votes 1141

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1059 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1059 = 2167 votes 1059

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 931 = 1950 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 931 = 1950 votes 931

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1222 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1222 = 2394 votes 1222

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 913 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 913 = 1919 votes 913

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
924 Current Rating: 924 + 920 = 1844 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 920 = 1844 votes 920

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1244 Current Rating: 1244 + 1336 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1244 + 1336 = 2580 votes 1336

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1105 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1105 = 2130 votes 1105

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 950 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 950 = 1966 votes 950

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
970 Current Rating: 970 + 974 = 1944 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 974 = 1944 votes 974

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
935 Current Rating: 935 + 947 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 947 = 1882 votes 947

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
971 Current Rating: 971 + 954 = 1925 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 954 = 1925 votes 954

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1201 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1201 = 2336 votes 1201

[636] 3: When I die
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1652 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1652 = 3042 votes 1652

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 1003 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 1003 = 2061 votes 1003


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
987 Current Rating: 987 + 1085 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 1085 = 2072 votes 1085

[633] 25: You are looking good
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1086 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1086 = 2098 votes 1086

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1388 = 2861 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1388 = 2861 votes 1388

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
783 Current Rating: 783 + 992 = 1775 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 992 = 1775 votes 992

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1421 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1421 = 2561 votes 1421

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
911 Current Rating: 911 + 981 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 981 = 1892 votes 981

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
993 Current Rating: 993 + 1000 = 1993 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 1000 = 1993 votes 1000

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
927 Current Rating: 927 + 1044 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 1044 = 1971 votes 1044

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1462 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1462 = 2794 votes 1462

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1432 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1432 = 2701 votes 1432

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1117 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1117 = 2168 votes 1117

[623] 11: What is the difference
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1145 = 2262 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1145 = 2262 votes 1145

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
843 Current Rating: 843 + 837 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 837 = 1680 votes 837

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1243 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1243 = 2473 votes 1243

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1325 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1325 = 2540 votes 1325

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 911 = 1920 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 911 = 1920 votes 911


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1170 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1170 = 2370 votes 1170

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
831 Current Rating: 831 + 1001 = 1832 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 1001 = 1832 votes 1001

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1330 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1330 = 2662 votes 1330

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1117 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1117 = 2194 votes 1117

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1621 = 3318 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1621 = 3318 votes 1621

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1367 = 2814 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1367 = 2814 votes 1367

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1810 = 3777 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1810 = 3777 votes 1810

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 896 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 896 = 1946 votes 896

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1229 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1229 = 2292 votes 1229

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
822 Current Rating: 822 + 792 = 1614 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 792 = 1614 votes 792

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1234 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1234 = 2326 votes 1234

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 938 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 938 = 1989 votes 938

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 947 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 947 = 1952 votes 947

[605] 12: When I was at school
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1419 = 3036 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1419 = 3036 votes 1419

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1436 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1436 = 2621 votes 1436

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
640 Current Rating: 640 + 718 = 1358 votesCurrent Rating: 640 + 718 = 1358 votes 718

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1149 = 2225 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1149 = 2225 votes 1149

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1116 = 2223 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1116 = 2223 votes 1116

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 1002 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 1002 = 2039 votes 1002


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1023 Current Rating: 1023 + 966 = 1989 votesCurrent Rating: 1023 + 966 = 1989 votes 966

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1095 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1095 = 2256 votes 1095

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5104 Current Rating: 5104 + 4505 = 9609 votesCurrent Rating: 5104 + 4505 = 9609 votes 4505

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1295 = 3036 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1295 = 3036 votes 1295

[595] 23: You know some women
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1234 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1234 = 2705 votes 1234

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3792 Current Rating: 3792 + 3097 = 6889 votesCurrent Rating: 3792 + 3097 = 6889 votes 3097

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2171 Current Rating: 2171 + 1546 = 3717 votesCurrent Rating: 2171 + 1546 = 3717 votes 1546

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1417 Current Rating: 1417 + 1138 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1417 + 1138 = 2555 votes 1138

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1013 Current Rating: 1013 + 1105 = 2118 votesCurrent Rating: 1013 + 1105 = 2118 votes 1105

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2430 Current Rating: 2430 + 3647 = 6077 votesCurrent Rating: 2430 + 3647 = 6077 votes 3647

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1531 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1531 = 3215 votes 1531

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 2862 = 5972 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 2862 = 5972 votes 2862

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1388 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1388 = 2749 votes 1388

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1502 = 2894 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1502 = 2894 votes 1502

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1290 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1290 = 2507 votes 1290

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
970 Current Rating: 970 + 1032 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 1032 = 2002 votes 1032

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
999 Current Rating: 999 + 1096 = 2095 votesCurrent Rating: 999 + 1096 = 2095 votes 1096

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1771 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1771 = 3301 votes 1771

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1309 = 2817 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1309 = 2817 votes 1309

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4670 Current Rating: 4670 + 3916 = 8586 votesCurrent Rating: 4670 + 3916 = 8586 votes 3916

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2841 Current Rating: 2841 + 2572 = 5413 votesCurrent Rating: 2841 + 2572 = 5413 votes 2572


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1826 Current Rating: 1826 + 1403 = 3229 votesCurrent Rating: 1826 + 1403 = 3229 votes 1403

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 953 = 2249 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 953 = 2249 votes 953

[576] 27: What a babe
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1094 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1094 = 2243 votes 1094

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
914 Current Rating: 914 + 972 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 972 = 1886 votes 972

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1101 = 2228 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1101 = 2228 votes 1101

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1120 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1120 = 2479 votes 1120

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4548 Current Rating: 4548 + 4866 = 9414 votesCurrent Rating: 4548 + 4866 = 9414 votes 4866

[571] 20: What is the difference
6145 Current Rating: 6145 + 6237 = 12382 votesCurrent Rating: 6145 + 6237 = 12382 votes 6237

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1101 = 2477 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1101 = 2477 votes 1101

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1465 Current Rating: 1465 + 1353 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1465 + 1353 = 2818 votes 1353

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1098 = 2311 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1098 = 2311 votes 1098

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1218 = 2300 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1218 = 2300 votes 1218

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 1096 = 2352 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 1096 = 2352 votes 1096

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1621 Current Rating: 1621 + 1203 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1621 + 1203 = 2824 votes 1203

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1400 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1400 = 2631 votes 1400

[563] 10: You look terrible
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1433 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1433 = 3099 votes 1433

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1769 = 3475 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1769 = 3475 votes 1769






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