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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
11030 Current Rating: 11030 + 10820 = 21850 votesCurrent Rating: 11030 + 10820 = 21850 votes 10820

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 2266 = 4752 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 2266 = 4752 votes 2266

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1361 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1361 = 2659 votes 1361

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
2105 Current Rating: 2105 + 1814 = 3919 votesCurrent Rating: 2105 + 1814 = 3919 votes 1814

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1576 = 3275 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1576 = 3275 votes 1576

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2195 = 5172 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2195 = 5172 votes 2195

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1892 = 3649 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1892 = 3649 votes 1892

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1843 = 3749 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1843 = 3749 votes 1843

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
1152 Current Rating: 1152 + 1067 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1152 + 1067 = 2219 votes 1067

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1488 = 3142 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1488 = 3142 votes 1488

[783] 7: What now?
2217 Current Rating: 2217 + 2259 = 4476 votesCurrent Rating: 2217 + 2259 = 4476 votes 2259

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1963 = 3806 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1963 = 3806 votes 1963

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1523 = 3007 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1523 = 3007 votes 1523

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1682 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1682 = 3221 votes 1682

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 2185 = 4002 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 2185 = 4002 votes 2185


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 2103 = 4285 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 2103 = 4285 votes 2103

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 3150 = 4919 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 3150 = 4919 votes 3150

[776] 28: Are you awake?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1581 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1581 = 3050 votes 1581

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 2178 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 2178 = 4023 votes 2178

[774] 26: When I got home last night
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 2023 = 4205 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 2023 = 4205 votes 2023

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
4484 Current Rating: 4484 + 3339 = 7823 votesCurrent Rating: 4484 + 3339 = 7823 votes 3339

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 2177 = 4051 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 2177 = 4051 votes 2177

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1230 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1230 = 2603 votes 1230

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1358 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1358 = 2930 votes 1358

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
2316 Current Rating: 2316 + 2399 = 4715 votesCurrent Rating: 2316 + 2399 = 4715 votes 2399

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1504 = 3139 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1504 = 3139 votes 1504

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
2177 Current Rating: 2177 + 1823 = 4000 votesCurrent Rating: 2177 + 1823 = 4000 votes 1823

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 1942 = 5101 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 1942 = 5101 votes 1942

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1380 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1380 = 2775 votes 1380

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1544 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1544 = 3172 votes 1544

[763] 8: Would you love me more
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1352 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1352 = 2811 votes 1352

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
4158 Current Rating: 4158 + 2697 = 6855 votesCurrent Rating: 4158 + 2697 = 6855 votes 2697

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1376 = 2694 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1376 = 2694 votes 1376

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1542 = 2985 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1542 = 2985 votes 1542

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 2415 = 4749 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 2415 = 4749 votes 2415

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2389 Current Rating: 2389 + 2554 = 4943 votesCurrent Rating: 2389 + 2554 = 4943 votes 2554


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1958 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1958 = 3731 votes 1958

[756] 30: Good morning sir
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1339 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1339 = 2632 votes 1339

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1669 = 3437 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1669 = 3437 votes 1669

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
2443 Current Rating: 2443 + 2031 = 4474 votesCurrent Rating: 2443 + 2031 = 4474 votes 2031

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1758 = 3673 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1758 = 3673 votes 1758

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
2355 Current Rating: 2355 + 1767 = 4122 votesCurrent Rating: 2355 + 1767 = 4122 votes 1767

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 1862 = 3616 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 1862 = 3616 votes 1862

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
1412 Current Rating: 1412 + 1509 = 2921 votesCurrent Rating: 1412 + 1509 = 2921 votes 1509

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1274 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1274 = 2598 votes 1274

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1908 Current Rating: 1908 + 1796 = 3704 votesCurrent Rating: 1908 + 1796 = 3704 votes 1796

[747] 17: See you later
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1487 = 2997 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1487 = 2997 votes 1487

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
1505 Current Rating: 1505 + 1396 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1505 + 1396 = 2901 votes 1396

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
2623 Current Rating: 2623 + 1438 = 4061 votesCurrent Rating: 2623 + 1438 = 4061 votes 1438

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
32176 Current Rating: 32176 + 30371 = 62547 votesCurrent Rating: 32176 + 30371 = 62547 votes 30371

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
6896 Current Rating: 6896 + 6956 = 13852 votesCurrent Rating: 6896 + 6956 = 13852 votes 6956

[742] 10: You look miserable
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 1927 = 4209 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 1927 = 4209 votes 1927

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1660 Current Rating: 1660 + 1688 = 3348 votesCurrent Rating: 1660 + 1688 = 3348 votes 1688

[740] 8: What are you reading?
1520 Current Rating: 1520 + 1512 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1520 + 1512 = 3032 votes 1512

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1990 Current Rating: 1990 + 1901 = 3891 votesCurrent Rating: 1990 + 1901 = 3891 votes 1901

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1615 = 3182 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1615 = 3182 votes 1615

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 2044 = 4251 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 2044 = 4251 votes 2044

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
83916 Current Rating: 83916 + 85948 = 169864 votesCurrent Rating: 83916 + 85948 = 169864 votes 85948

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
178335 Current Rating: 178335 + 180281 = 358616 votesCurrent Rating: 178335 + 180281 = 358616 votes 180281


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 2025 = 3900 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 2025 = 3900 votes 2025

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
9526 Current Rating: 9526 + 8533 = 18059 votesCurrent Rating: 9526 + 8533 = 18059 votes 8533

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
2082 Current Rating: 2082 + 1914 = 3996 votesCurrent Rating: 2082 + 1914 = 3996 votes 1914

[731] 21: What have you got there?
2700 Current Rating: 2700 + 2244 = 4944 votesCurrent Rating: 2700 + 2244 = 4944 votes 2244

[730] 20: Where have you been?
17246 Current Rating: 17246 + 19638 = 36884 votesCurrent Rating: 17246 + 19638 = 36884 votes 19638

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1724 = 3558 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1724 = 3558 votes 1724

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1453 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1453 = 2756 votes 1453

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
3388 Current Rating: 3388 + 4362 = 7750 votesCurrent Rating: 3388 + 4362 = 7750 votes 4362

[726] 14: Do you know what
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1783 = 3876 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1783 = 3876 votes 1783

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1647 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1647 = 3303 votes 1647

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1339 = 2647 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1339 = 2647 votes 1339

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 1663 = 3582 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 1663 = 3582 votes 1663

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1382 = 3090 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1382 = 3090 votes 1382

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1285 = 2578 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1285 = 2578 votes 1285

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 1728 = 3709 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 1728 = 3709 votes 1728

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1977 = 3677 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1977 = 3677 votes 1977

[718] 3: What are you watching?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1208 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1208 = 2773 votes 1208


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 2235 = 3975 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 2235 = 3975 votes 2235

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1594 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1594 = 3313 votes 1594

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1283 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1283 = 2779 votes 1283

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1507 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1507 = 3006 votes 1507

[713] 27: And now Mom?
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1189 = 2614 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1189 = 2614 votes 1189

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1612 = 3202 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1612 = 3202 votes 1612

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 2437 = 4294 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 2437 = 4294 votes 2437

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1572 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1572 = 3094 votes 1572

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1658 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1658 = 3220 votes 1658

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
1414 Current Rating: 1414 + 1365 = 2779 votesCurrent Rating: 1414 + 1365 = 2779 votes 1365

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1162 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1162 = 2466 votes 1162

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1209 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1209 = 2870 votes 1209

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 2097 = 3884 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 2097 = 3884 votes 2097

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
3983 Current Rating: 3983 + 3229 = 7212 votesCurrent Rating: 3983 + 3229 = 7212 votes 3229

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
2169 Current Rating: 2169 + 1861 = 4030 votesCurrent Rating: 2169 + 1861 = 4030 votes 1861

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1732 Current Rating: 1732 + 2129 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 1732 + 2129 = 3861 votes 2129

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1711 = 3234 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1711 = 3234 votes 1711

[700] 6: There, all finished
1985 Current Rating: 1985 + 2057 = 4042 votesCurrent Rating: 1985 + 2057 = 4042 votes 2057

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1054 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1054 = 2344 votes 1054

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1303 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1303 = 2878 votes 1303

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 1695 = 3760 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 1695 = 3760 votes 1695


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1832 = 3730 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1832 = 3730 votes 1832

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1906 = 3733 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1906 = 3733 votes 1906

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
2021 Current Rating: 2021 + 1937 = 3958 votesCurrent Rating: 2021 + 1937 = 3958 votes 1937

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1123 = 2198 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1123 = 2198 votes 1123

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1823 = 3856 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1823 = 3856 votes 1823

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1346 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1346 = 2610 votes 1346

[690] 23: The papers are signed
3753 Current Rating: 3753 + 5652 = 9405 votesCurrent Rating: 3753 + 5652 = 9405 votes 5652

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
77022 Current Rating: 77022 + 85869 = 162891 votesCurrent Rating: 77022 + 85869 = 162891 votes 85869

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1849 = 3777 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1849 = 3777 votes 1849

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1257 = 2497 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1257 = 2497 votes 1257

[686] 17: I have something to confess
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1351 = 2700 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1351 = 2700 votes 1351

[685] 16: How your location can change
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1768 = 3342 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1768 = 3342 votes 1768

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
2052 Current Rating: 2052 + 2365 = 4417 votesCurrent Rating: 2052 + 2365 = 4417 votes 2365

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
2657 Current Rating: 2657 + 1781 = 4438 votesCurrent Rating: 2657 + 1781 = 4438 votes 1781

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 3830 = 7208 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 3830 = 7208 votes 3830

[681] 9: Why does everything
1962 Current Rating: 1962 + 1828 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 1962 + 1828 = 3790 votes 1828

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1531 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1531 = 3509 votes 1531

[679] 5: You re late again
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1208 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1208 = 2469 votes 1208

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
2288 Current Rating: 2288 + 2158 = 4446 votesCurrent Rating: 2288 + 2158 = 4446 votes 2158

[677] 3: What s the difference
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1351 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1351 = 2657 votes 1351

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1805 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1805 = 3700 votes 1805


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1471 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1471 = 2929 votes 1471

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1913 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1913 = 3640 votes 1913

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1336 = 2893 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1336 = 2893 votes 1336

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1653 = 2947 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1653 = 2947 votes 1653

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1695 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1695 = 3442 votes 1695

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1120 = 2432 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1120 = 2432 votes 1120

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1503 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1503 = 3009 votes 1503

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1824 Current Rating: 1824 + 2732 = 4556 votesCurrent Rating: 1824 + 2732 = 4556 votes 2732

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
1267 Current Rating: 1267 + 1247 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1267 + 1247 = 2514 votes 1247

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1328 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1328 = 2640 votes 1328

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1375 = 2719 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1375 = 2719 votes 1375

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1625 = 3034 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1625 = 3034 votes 1625

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
1411 Current Rating: 1411 + 1651 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1411 + 1651 = 3062 votes 1651

[662] 11: You look miserable
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1367 = 2641 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1367 = 2641 votes 1367

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1807 Current Rating: 1807 + 2043 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 1807 + 2043 = 3850 votes 2043

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1549 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1549 = 2833 votes 1549

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1226 = 2557 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1226 = 2557 votes 1226

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1576 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1576 = 3118 votes 1576

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1713 = 3447 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1713 = 3447 votes 1713

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1537 = 3154 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1537 = 3154 votes 1537


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
956 Current Rating: 956 + 1045 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 956 + 1045 = 2001 votes 1045

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1354 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1354 = 2657 votes 1354

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1574 Current Rating: 1574 + 1664 = 3238 votesCurrent Rating: 1574 + 1664 = 3238 votes 1664

[652] 28: How come men always look
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1507 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1507 = 3002 votes 1507

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1678 = 3267 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1678 = 3267 votes 1678

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1136 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1136 = 2505 votes 1136

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1756 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1756 = 3427 votes 1756

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1267 = 2601 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1267 = 2601 votes 1267

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1198 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1198 = 2480 votes 1198

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1677 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1677 = 3312 votes 1677

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1291 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1291 = 2721 votes 1291

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1166 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1166 = 2312 votes 1166

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1861 = 3625 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1861 = 3625 votes 1861

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1337 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1337 = 2645 votes 1337

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1186 = 2468 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1186 = 2468 votes 1186

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1326 = 2633 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1326 = 2633 votes 1326

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
1280 Current Rating: 1280 + 1196 = 2476 votesCurrent Rating: 1280 + 1196 = 2476 votes 1196

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1506 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1506 = 2810 votes 1506

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1662 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1662 = 3269 votes 1662

[636] 3: When I die
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 2451 = 4299 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 2451 = 4299 votes 2451

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1384 = 2826 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1384 = 2826 votes 1384


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1321 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1321 = 2523 votes 1321

[633] 25: You are looking good
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1366 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1366 = 2675 votes 1366

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1905 = 3908 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1905 = 3908 votes 1905

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1204 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1204 = 2215 votes 1204

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1772 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1772 = 3264 votes 1772

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 1335 = 2690 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 1335 = 2690 votes 1335

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1724 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1724 = 3427 votes 1724

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1280 = 2469 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1280 = 2469 votes 1280

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 2152 = 4095 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 2152 = 4095 votes 2152

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1964 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1964 = 3664 votes 1964

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1531 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1531 = 2953 votes 1531

[623] 11: What is the difference
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1846 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1846 = 3484 votes 1846

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1124 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1124 = 2259 votes 1124

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1665 = 3305 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1665 = 3305 votes 1665

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1671 = 3225 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1671 = 3225 votes 1671

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1267 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1267 = 2548 votes 1267


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1912 = 3418 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1912 = 3418 votes 1912

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1220 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1220 = 2290 votes 1220

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1895 = 3661 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1895 = 3661 votes 1895

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1528 = 3008 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1528 = 3008 votes 1528

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
2204 Current Rating: 2204 + 2075 = 4279 votesCurrent Rating: 2204 + 2075 = 4279 votes 2075

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1737 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1737 = 3601 votes 1737

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
2765 Current Rating: 2765 + 2320 = 5085 votesCurrent Rating: 2765 + 2320 = 5085 votes 2320

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1293 = 2764 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1293 = 2764 votes 1293

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1739 = 3434 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1739 = 3434 votes 1739

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
1112 Current Rating: 1112 + 954 = 2066 votesCurrent Rating: 1112 + 954 = 2066 votes 954

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1496 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1496 = 2836 votes 1496

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1398 = 2885 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1398 = 2885 votes 1398

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1337 = 2909 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1337 = 2909 votes 1337

[605] 12: When I was at school
2437 Current Rating: 2437 + 2115 = 4552 votesCurrent Rating: 2437 + 2115 = 4552 votes 2115

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1869 = 3417 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1869 = 3417 votes 1869

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
855 Current Rating: 855 + 889 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 889 = 1744 votes 889

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
1599 Current Rating: 1599 + 1791 = 3390 votesCurrent Rating: 1599 + 1791 = 3390 votes 1791

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
1446 Current Rating: 1446 + 1494 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1446 + 1494 = 2940 votes 1494

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1308 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1308 = 2697 votes 1308


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1343 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1343 = 2762 votes 1343

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1495 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1495 = 2994 votes 1495

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5365 Current Rating: 5365 + 4762 = 10127 votesCurrent Rating: 5365 + 4762 = 10127 votes 4762

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 1849 = 4099 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 1849 = 4099 votes 1849

[595] 23: You know some women
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1572 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1572 = 3313 votes 1572

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
4107 Current Rating: 4107 + 3407 = 7514 votesCurrent Rating: 4107 + 3407 = 7514 votes 3407

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
2686 Current Rating: 2686 + 2018 = 4704 votesCurrent Rating: 2686 + 2018 = 4704 votes 2018

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1465 = 3191 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1465 = 3191 votes 1465

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1410 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1410 = 2732 votes 1410

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2653 Current Rating: 2653 + 3866 = 6519 votesCurrent Rating: 2653 + 3866 = 6519 votes 3866

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
2097 Current Rating: 2097 + 1923 = 4020 votesCurrent Rating: 2097 + 1923 = 4020 votes 1923

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 3161 = 6588 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 3161 = 6588 votes 3161

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1916 Current Rating: 1916 + 1936 = 3852 votesCurrent Rating: 1916 + 1936 = 3852 votes 1936

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1790 = 3440 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1790 = 3440 votes 1790

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1665 = 3258 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1665 = 3258 votes 1665

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1261 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1261 = 2446 votes 1261

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1390 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1390 = 2701 votes 1390

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 2175 = 4112 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 2175 = 4112 votes 2175

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1590 = 3428 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1590 = 3428 votes 1590

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
5621 Current Rating: 5621 + 4498 = 10119 votesCurrent Rating: 5621 + 4498 = 10119 votes 4498

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
3212 Current Rating: 3212 + 2881 = 6093 votesCurrent Rating: 3212 + 2881 = 6093 votes 2881


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
2189 Current Rating: 2189 + 1778 = 3967 votesCurrent Rating: 2189 + 1778 = 3967 votes 1778

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1249 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1249 = 2798 votes 1249

[576] 27: What a babe
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1474 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1474 = 3004 votes 1474

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
1080 Current Rating: 1080 + 1105 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1080 + 1105 = 2185 votes 1105

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
1423 Current Rating: 1423 + 1406 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1423 + 1406 = 2829 votes 1406

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1282 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1282 = 2799 votes 1282

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4837 Current Rating: 4837 + 5143 = 9980 votesCurrent Rating: 4837 + 5143 = 9980 votes 5143

[571] 20: What is the difference
6384 Current Rating: 6384 + 6434 = 12818 votesCurrent Rating: 6384 + 6434 = 12818 votes 6434

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1255 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1255 = 2811 votes 1255

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1845 = 3834 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1845 = 3834 votes 1845

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1462 Current Rating: 1462 + 1343 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1462 + 1343 = 2805 votes 1343

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1559 = 3029 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1559 = 3029 votes 1559

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1518 = 3211 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1518 = 3211 votes 1518

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 1529 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 1529 = 3583 votes 1529

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1854 = 3479 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1854 = 3479 votes 1854

[563] 10: You look terrible
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 1818 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 1818 = 3938 votes 1818

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 1976 = 3898 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 1976 = 3898 votes 1976






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