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Dec 2012
[793] 21: You
8348 Current Rating: 8348 + 9055 = 17403 votesCurrent Rating: 8348 + 9055 = 17403 votes 9055

[792] 20: Ah, young love ...
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1724 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1724 = 3470 votes 1724

[791] 19: So weíre going to court tomorrow
795 Current Rating: 795 + 846 = 1641 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 846 = 1641 votes 846

[790] 18: My daughter brought home a boy from school yesterday
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1142 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1142 = 2599 votes 1142

[789] 17: Dad, Iím hungry!
823 Current Rating: 823 + 862 = 1685 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 862 = 1685 votes 862

[788] 14: Hi there, how are you two tonight?
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 1538 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 1538 = 3310 votes 1538

[787] 13: Good morning, how are you?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1267 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1267 = 2561 votes 1267

[786] 12: You drive like a blind idiot!
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 986 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 986 = 2211 votes 986

[785] 11: Whatís wrong now?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 756 = 1581 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 756 = 1581 votes 756

[784] 10: Whatís going on?
1136 Current Rating: 1136 + 997 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1136 + 997 = 2133 votes 997

[783] 7: What now?
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1251 = 2656 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1251 = 2656 votes 1251

[782] 6: Happy Birthday buddy
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1130 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1130 = 2354 votes 1130

[781] 5: Did you hear about those hijackers
911 Current Rating: 911 + 930 = 1841 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 930 = 1841 votes 930

[780] 4: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1114 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1114 = 2126 votes 1114

[779] 3: My wife wants us to go to a marriage counsellor
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1721 = 3069 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1721 = 3069 votes 1721


Nov 2012
[778] 30: This internet survey says
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1399 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1399 = 2907 votes 1399

[777] 29: My mates down at the pub
1366 Current Rating: 1366 + 1821 = 3187 votesCurrent Rating: 1366 + 1821 = 3187 votes 1821

[776] 28: Are you awake?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 1007 = 1902 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 1007 = 1902 votes 1007

[775] 27: Whatís all this?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1711 = 3202 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1711 = 3202 votes 1711

[774] 26: When I got home last night
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1479 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1479 = 3048 votes 1479

[773] 23: You know, Iím actually glad itís a work day today
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1941 = 3845 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1941 = 3845 votes 1941

[772] 22: My wife thinks that I sneak out at night to smoke weed
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1501 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1501 = 2923 votes 1501

[771] 21: This website says 50% of marriages end because of bad sex
922 Current Rating: 922 + 799 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 799 = 1721 votes 799

[770] 20: Nurse, why did you stop my visitors coming to see me?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 958 = 2089 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 958 = 2089 votes 958

[769] 19: There have been more complaints that Faceless is sexist
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1708 = 3150 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1708 = 3150 votes 1708

[768] 15: What's all the banging for?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1172 = 2500 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1172 = 2500 votes 1172

[767] 14: Got any plans for the weekend?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1124 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1124 = 2528 votes 1124

[766] 13: Howís it going with your new girlfriend?
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1174 = 2786 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1174 = 2786 votes 1174

[765] 12: You're awfully grumpy
901 Current Rating: 901 + 883 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 883 = 1784 votes 883

[764] 9: Hi, whereís the baby?
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 985 = 2000 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 985 = 2000 votes 985

[763] 8: Would you love me more
831 Current Rating: 831 + 809 = 1640 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 809 = 1640 votes 809

[762] 7: If you look up "rib" in the dictionary
1938 Current Rating: 1938 + 1503 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1938 + 1503 = 3441 votes 1503

[761] 6: So how did the audition go?
827 Current Rating: 827 + 960 = 1787 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 960 = 1787 votes 960

[760] 5: Could you help me with the Christmas gift list for the children please?
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 1030 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 1030 = 2083 votes 1030

[759] 2: I`m thinking of having a tattoo done
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1430 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1430 = 2897 votes 1430

[758] 1: I need to buy my girlfriend a present
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1997 = 4020 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1997 = 4020 votes 1997


Oct 2012
[757] 31: What`s up?
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1367 = 2693 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1367 = 2693 votes 1367

[756] 30: Good morning sir
864 Current Rating: 864 + 849 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 849 = 1713 votes 849

[755] 29: One of my husband`s dreams
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1068 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1068 = 2162 votes 1068

[754] 26: Well, last night was fun ...
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1199 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1199 = 2671 votes 1199

[753] 25: Why are you sitting out here
1168 Current Rating: 1168 + 1027 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1168 + 1027 = 2195 votes 1027

[752] 24: I really hate having to do the grocery shopping
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1096 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1096 = 2444 votes 1096

[751] 23: Hi darling, I`m home
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1501 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1501 = 2886 votes 1501

[750] 22: I found a note stuck to the front door
806 Current Rating: 806 + 952 = 1758 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 952 = 1758 votes 952

[749] 19: You wash your car every week
847 Current Rating: 847 + 861 = 1708 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 861 = 1708 votes 861

[748] 18: What are you watching?
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 967 = 2006 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 967 = 2006 votes 967

[747] 17: See you later
716 Current Rating: 716 + 705 = 1421 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 705 = 1421 votes 705

[746] 16: Please sign here for your package
865 Current Rating: 865 + 893 = 1758 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 893 = 1758 votes 893

[745] 15: This looks like a good camera
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1089 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1089 = 2689 votes 1089

[744] 12: Doctor, you have to help me
12575 Current Rating: 12575 + 12451 = 25026 votesCurrent Rating: 12575 + 12451 = 25026 votes 12451

[743] 11: So you`re the lawyer
2382 Current Rating: 2382 + 2203 = 4585 votesCurrent Rating: 2382 + 2203 = 4585 votes 2203

[742] 10: You look miserable
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1189 = 2759 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1189 = 2759 votes 1189

[741] 9: I just can`t handle how ungrateful girls are
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1086 = 2088 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1086 = 2088 votes 1086

[740] 8: What are you reading?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 877 = 1738 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 877 = 1738 votes 877

[739] 5: I ve had enough of your bullshit!
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1074 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1074 = 2106 votes 1074

[738] 4: Oh no, that whore is here again!
789 Current Rating: 789 + 828 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 828 = 1617 votes 828

[737] 3: I think my husband is having an affair
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1174 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1174 = 2604 votes 1174

[736] 2: My wife gave me a blowjob this morning
38117 Current Rating: 38117 + 35818 = 73935 votesCurrent Rating: 38117 + 35818 = 73935 votes 35818

[735] 1: Again with the tears!
95700 Current Rating: 95700 + 95714 = 191414 votesCurrent Rating: 95700 + 95714 = 191414 votes 95714


Sep 2012
[734] 28: You look down
1304 Current Rating: 1304 + 1367 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1304 + 1367 = 2671 votes 1367

[733] 26: I can t wait for the weekend
3630 Current Rating: 3630 + 2675 = 6305 votesCurrent Rating: 3630 + 2675 = 6305 votes 2675

[732] 25: I m sorry, he s just too weak and too old
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1259 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1259 = 2653 votes 1259

[731] 21: What have you got there?
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1338 = 2754 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1338 = 2754 votes 1338

[730] 20: Where have you been?
7973 Current Rating: 7973 + 12058 = 20031 votesCurrent Rating: 7973 + 12058 = 20031 votes 12058

[729] 19: What do you think of these flowers?
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1088 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1088 = 2370 votes 1088

[728] 18: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
858 Current Rating: 858 + 990 = 1848 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 990 = 1848 votes 990

[727] 17: You know our neighbour buys his wife flowers
2280 Current Rating: 2280 + 3182 = 5462 votesCurrent Rating: 2280 + 3182 = 5462 votes 3182

[726] 14: Do you know what
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1197 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1197 = 2573 votes 1197

[725] 13: I just don t understand my wife
995 Current Rating: 995 + 985 = 1980 votesCurrent Rating: 995 + 985 = 1980 votes 985

[724] 12: Hi there, how are you doing?
789 Current Rating: 789 + 858 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 789 + 858 = 1647 votes 858

[723] 11: How much have you had to drink?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 990 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 990 = 2195 votes 990

[722] 10: Police! Open up!
844 Current Rating: 844 + 809 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 809 = 1653 votes 809

[721] 7: Can I sleep at your place for a few days?
814 Current Rating: 814 + 889 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 814 + 889 = 1703 votes 889

[720] 6: Is this the time to come strolling in to work?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 971 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 971 = 2104 votes 971

[719] 4: Imagine if we saw a mermaid while out here
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1346 = 2592 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1346 = 2592 votes 1346

[718] 3: What are you watching?
964 Current Rating: 964 + 766 = 1730 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 766 = 1730 votes 766


Aug 2012
[717] 31: You look terrible, what s going on?
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1441 = 2719 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1441 = 2719 votes 1441

[716] 30: Did you hear, there s a new competitor
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 977 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 977 = 2041 votes 977

[715] 29: Want to come back to my place?
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 806 = 1854 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 806 = 1854 votes 806

[714] 28: Honey, I want to try
794 Current Rating: 794 + 872 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 794 + 872 = 1666 votes 872

[713] 27: And now Mom?
771 Current Rating: 771 + 774 = 1545 votesCurrent Rating: 771 + 774 = 1545 votes 774

[712] 24: So are you going to invest
867 Current Rating: 867 + 884 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 867 + 884 = 1751 votes 884

[711] 23: Morning neighbour, doing some spring cleaning?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1611 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1611 = 2815 votes 1611

[710] 22: You re not serious, are you?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 907 = 1809 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 907 = 1809 votes 907

[709] 21: Well it s about time you two got here
900 Current Rating: 900 + 947 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 947 = 1847 votes 947

[708] 20: So how was your date last night?
930 Current Rating: 930 + 925 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 930 + 925 = 1855 votes 925

[707] 17: Last night I was struggling to give my wife an orgasm
762 Current Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 773 = 1535 votes 773

[706] 16: Hi doctor, I want you to remove my dog s tail
850 Current Rating: 850 + 664 = 1514 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 664 = 1514 votes 664

[705] 15: Iím not calling her a slut
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1493 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1493 = 2765 votes 1493

[704] 14: So I got you bailed out
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1924 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1924 = 3680 votes 1924

[703] 13: Good morning, how are you doing?
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 995 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 995 = 2158 votes 995

[702] 10: I m just going to try this dress on
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 1265 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 1265 = 2286 votes 1265

[701] 8: We need to talk ...
925 Current Rating: 925 + 1103 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 1103 = 2028 votes 1103

[700] 6: There, all finished
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1355 = 2610 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1355 = 2610 votes 1355

[699] 3: I just heard your wife had a baby
837 Current Rating: 837 + 725 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 725 = 1562 votes 725

[698] 2: How did the surgery go?
1028 Current Rating: 1028 + 775 = 1803 votesCurrent Rating: 1028 + 775 = 1803 votes 775

[697] 1: What the hell happened to you?
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1034 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1034 = 2366 votes 1034


Jul 2012
[696] 31: This is only a minor surgical procedure
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 1087 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 1087 = 2185 votes 1087

[695] 30: Heavenly Hotel front desk, how may I help you?
994 Current Rating: 994 + 1010 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 1010 = 2004 votes 1010

[694] 27: You won t tell anyone will you?
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 915 = 2008 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 915 = 2008 votes 915

[693] 26: Baby, is there anything I can do for you?
682 Current Rating: 682 + 765 = 1447 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 765 = 1447 votes 765

[692] 25: Doctor, what s wrong with me?
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 938 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 938 = 2158 votes 938

[691] 24: Howdy neighbour
838 Current Rating: 838 + 1034 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 838 + 1034 = 1872 votes 1034

[690] 23: The papers are signed
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 919 = 2561 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 919 = 2561 votes 919

[689] 20: Hey, how was the weekend?
47297 Current Rating: 47297 + 46209 = 93506 votesCurrent Rating: 47297 + 46209 = 93506 votes 46209

[688] 19: Was that your wife I just saw
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 927 = 2021 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 927 = 2021 votes 927

[687] 18: I caught my son masturbating
827 Current Rating: 827 + 793 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 793 = 1620 votes 793

[686] 17: I have something to confess
842 Current Rating: 842 + 920 = 1762 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 920 = 1762 votes 920

[685] 16: How your location can change
873 Current Rating: 873 + 1046 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 1046 = 1919 votes 1046

[684] 12: I ve got some bad news
1288 Current Rating: 1288 + 1578 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1288 + 1578 = 2866 votes 1578

[683] 11: Is this the time to get work?
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1056 = 2404 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1056 = 2404 votes 1056

[682] 10: Look what I found outside
1546 Current Rating: 1546 + 1573 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1546 + 1573 = 3119 votes 1573

[681] 9: Why does everything
973 Current Rating: 973 + 925 = 1898 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 925 = 1898 votes 925

[680] 6: Hi there, can I buy you a drink?
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1223 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1223 = 2598 votes 1223

[679] 5: You re late again
809 Current Rating: 809 + 811 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 811 = 1620 votes 811

[678] 4: How s the new girlfriend?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1442 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1442 = 2903 votes 1442

[677] 3: What s the difference
821 Current Rating: 821 + 942 = 1763 votesCurrent Rating: 821 + 942 = 1763 votes 942

[676] 2: Can I buy you a drink?
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1098 = 2293 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1098 = 2293 votes 1098


Jun 2012
[675] 29: Hey, how are you doing?
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1126 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1126 = 2251 votes 1126

[674] 28: You know, I just don t understand women
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1351 = 2537 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1351 = 2537 votes 1351

[673] 27: Oh look, SHE S here again
939 Current Rating: 939 + 855 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 855 = 1794 votes 855

[672] 26: So how s it going with your new girlfriend?
846 Current Rating: 846 + 1215 = 2061 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 1215 = 2061 votes 1215

[671] 25: Hi babe, how was your day?
895 Current Rating: 895 + 945 = 1840 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 945 = 1840 votes 945

[670] 22: There, your car is fixed
793 Current Rating: 793 + 897 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 897 = 1690 votes 897

[669] 21: I just hate this time of the month
946 Current Rating: 946 + 893 = 1839 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 893 = 1839 votes 893

[668] 20: I had a huge fight with my wife
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1185 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1185 = 2336 votes 1185

[667] 19: That coffee smells great
856 Current Rating: 856 + 913 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 913 = 1769 votes 913

[666] 18: She s not bad looking
911 Current Rating: 911 + 1024 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 911 + 1024 = 1935 votes 1024

[665] 15: You know, some people are so environmentally unaware
918 Current Rating: 918 + 944 = 1862 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 944 = 1862 votes 944

[664] 13: Hi honey, what are you up to?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 1139 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 1139 = 2039 votes 1139

[663] 12: Damn! That stinks!
870 Current Rating: 870 + 1106 = 1976 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 1106 = 1976 votes 1106

[662] 11: You look miserable
895 Current Rating: 895 + 1043 = 1938 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 1043 = 1938 votes 1043

[661] 8: Hey babe, can I buy you a drink?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1266 = 2298 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1266 = 2298 votes 1266

[660] 7: I am sorry to hear your wife passed away
955 Current Rating: 955 + 1234 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 1234 = 2189 votes 1234

[659] 6: Can I use your laptop for a second?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 856 = 1725 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 856 = 1725 votes 856

[658] 5: Mom, can we play Monopoly please?
924 Current Rating: 924 + 945 = 1869 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 945 = 1869 votes 945

[657] 4: I havent seen you in a while
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 1011 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 1011 = 2019 votes 1011

[656] 1: Are you leaving already?
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1015 = 2090 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1015 = 2090 votes 1015


May 2012
[655] 31: I heard you had another fight with your girlfriend
639 Current Rating: 639 + 764 = 1403 votesCurrent Rating: 639 + 764 = 1403 votes 764

[654] 30: Why do you look so sad?
748 Current Rating: 748 + 770 = 1518 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 770 = 1518 votes 770

[653] 29: Do you use twitter
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 1136 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 1136 = 2156 votes 1136

[652] 28: How come men always look
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 1139 = 2300 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 1139 = 2300 votes 1139

[651] 25: Good day, how may I help you?
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 1109 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 1109 = 2123 votes 1109

[650] 24: Thanks for coming to visit me in hospital
796 Current Rating: 796 + 822 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 822 = 1618 votes 822

[649] 23: Holy cow, how did you get the black eye?
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 955 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 955 = 1987 votes 955

[648] 22: Good morning, how was your evening?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 972 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 972 = 1994 votes 972

[647] 21: Happy Birthday Darling
909 Current Rating: 909 + 826 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 909 + 826 = 1735 votes 826

[646] 18: Look out, here he comes again
955 Current Rating: 955 + 996 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 996 = 1951 votes 996

[645] 17: Im going to my boyfriends housewarming
807 Current Rating: 807 + 747 = 1554 votesCurrent Rating: 807 + 747 = 1554 votes 747

[644] 16: A woman unexpectedly walks up to a strange man
836 Current Rating: 836 + 820 = 1656 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 820 = 1656 votes 820

[643] 15: Lets split the bill
979 Current Rating: 979 + 1068 = 2047 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 1068 = 2047 votes 1068

[642] 11: Ok, I am off, see you tomorrow
913 Current Rating: 913 + 1022 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 1022 = 1935 votes 1022

[641] 10: My wife hasnt spoken to me
902 Current Rating: 902 + 851 = 1753 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 851 = 1753 votes 851

[640] 9: Hi, I dont recognise your accents
809 Current Rating: 809 + 806 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 806 = 1615 votes 806

[639] 8: Darling, did you change the password?
817 Current Rating: 817 + 847 = 1664 votesCurrent Rating: 817 + 847 = 1664 votes 847

[638] 7: So how is the new girlfriend?
818 Current Rating: 818 + 831 = 1649 votesCurrent Rating: 818 + 831 = 1649 votes 831

[637] 4: My wife thinks we should spice up our sex life
895 Current Rating: 895 + 968 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 968 = 1863 votes 968

[636] 3: When I die
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 1359 = 2519 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 1359 = 2519 votes 1359

[635] 2: Wow, she is hot
879 Current Rating: 879 + 834 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 879 + 834 = 1713 votes 834


Apr 2012
[634] 26: My wife called me sexist
892 Current Rating: 892 + 981 = 1873 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 981 = 1873 votes 981

[633] 25: You are looking good
877 Current Rating: 877 + 954 = 1831 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 954 = 1831 votes 954

[632] 24: Oh my goodness!
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1140 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1140 = 2359 votes 1140

[631] 23: Did you know that the shortest sentence
696 Current Rating: 696 + 901 = 1597 votesCurrent Rating: 696 + 901 = 1597 votes 901

[630] 20: Men are like Bluetooth
977 Current Rating: 977 + 1256 = 2233 votesCurrent Rating: 977 + 1256 = 2233 votes 1256

[629] 19: Dear God, I miss Granddad so much
732 Current Rating: 732 + 830 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 830 = 1562 votes 830

[628] 18: I think my kids now hate me as much as my wife does
746 Current Rating: 746 + 865 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 865 = 1611 votes 865

[627] 17: I wish you women would stop bragging
829 Current Rating: 829 + 967 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 967 = 1796 votes 967

[626] 16: Then God created woman ...
1077 Current Rating: 1077 + 1166 = 2243 votesCurrent Rating: 1077 + 1166 = 2243 votes 1166

[625] 13: Hi, I am back from the doctor
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1223 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1223 = 2295 votes 1223

[624] 12: Alternate ending for Faceless 617
876 Current Rating: 876 + 918 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 918 = 1794 votes 918

[623] 11: What is the difference
868 Current Rating: 868 + 881 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 881 = 1749 votes 881

[622] 10: I heard about the birth of your son
706 Current Rating: 706 + 713 = 1419 votesCurrent Rating: 706 + 713 = 1419 votes 713

[621] 4: I just cant seem to stay out of trouble
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 1045 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 1045 = 2082 votes 1045

[620] 3: Hey big boy
1064 Current Rating: 1064 + 1173 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1064 + 1173 = 2237 votes 1173

[619] 2: Hi darling, I am back
895 Current Rating: 895 + 838 = 1733 votesCurrent Rating: 895 + 838 = 1733 votes 838


Mar 2012
[618] 30: What are you watching?
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 1011 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 1011 = 2071 votes 1011

[617] 29: So, youre my girlfriends ex-husband
727 Current Rating: 727 + 908 = 1635 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 908 = 1635 votes 908

[616] 28: This cooking show on TV
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1104 = 2224 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1104 = 2224 votes 1104

[615] 27: You women always say that giving birth is more painful
912 Current Rating: 912 + 953 = 1865 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 953 = 1865 votes 953

[614] 26: Well, everything looks fine
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1401 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1401 = 2834 votes 1401

[613] 23: Right class, this is your first Sex-Ed class
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1188 = 2403 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1188 = 2403 votes 1188

[612] 22: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1637 Current Rating: 1637 + 1584 = 3221 votesCurrent Rating: 1637 + 1584 = 3221 votes 1584

[611] 20: I have to go to my in-laws for dinner this week
876 Current Rating: 876 + 791 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 791 = 1667 votes 791

[610] 19: I am back from doing the grocery shopping
809 Current Rating: 809 + 1049 = 1858 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 1049 = 1858 votes 1049

[609] 16: I wish I had a penis
742 Current Rating: 742 + 749 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 742 + 749 = 1491 votes 749

[608] 15: What is the most awkward thing youíve ever had to do?
991 Current Rating: 991 + 1139 = 2130 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 1139 = 2130 votes 1139

[607] 14: I got into trouble again last night ...
858 Current Rating: 858 + 760 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 760 = 1618 votes 760

[606] 13: Good morning, how can I help you?
819 Current Rating: 819 + 844 = 1663 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 844 = 1663 votes 844

[605] 12: When I was at school
1268 Current Rating: 1268 + 1122 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1268 + 1122 = 2390 votes 1122

[604] 7: So, tell me about your childhood
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 1294 = 2326 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 1294 = 2326 votes 1294

[603] 6: My girlfriend recently found out she was adopted
563 Current Rating: 563 + 654 = 1217 votesCurrent Rating: 563 + 654 = 1217 votes 654

[602] 5: I bought some Olympic condoms
849 Current Rating: 849 + 932 = 1781 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 932 = 1781 votes 932

[601] 2: We need to talk ...
975 Current Rating: 975 + 1028 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 1028 = 2003 votes 1028

[600] 1: Can you believe it?
889 Current Rating: 889 + 908 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 908 = 1797 votes 908


Feb 2012
[599] 29: My girlfriend reckons that a small penis
843 Current Rating: 843 + 811 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 843 + 811 = 1654 votes 811

[598] 28: Hi beautiful, can I buy you a drink?
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 944 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 944 = 1956 votes 944

[597] 27: I want a divorce
5014 Current Rating: 5014 + 4401 = 9415 votesCurrent Rating: 5014 + 4401 = 9415 votes 4401

[596] 24: I have had enough of these vegetarians
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1071 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1071 = 2588 votes 1071

[595] 23: You know some women
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1122 = 2483 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1122 = 2483 votes 1122

[594] 22: So youre quite good at scoring with the ladies
3662 Current Rating: 3662 + 2969 = 6631 votesCurrent Rating: 3662 + 2969 = 6631 votes 2969

[593] 21: My wife asked me to play a word game
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 1367 = 3309 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 1367 = 3309 votes 1367

[592] 20: So it is girls night
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1021 = 2328 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1021 = 2328 votes 1021

[591] 17: Ow, thatís a heck of a black eye
868 Current Rating: 868 + 961 = 1829 votesCurrent Rating: 868 + 961 = 1829 votes 961

[590] 16: My girlfriend is getting on my nerves
2341 Current Rating: 2341 + 3555 = 5896 votesCurrent Rating: 2341 + 3555 = 5896 votes 3555

[589] 15: My fantasy is having two men
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1339 = 2825 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1339 = 2825 votes 1339

[588] 14: Hey, what is up?
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 2725 = 5711 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 2725 = 5711 votes 2725

[587] 13: Son, I am going to give you some advice
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1111 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1111 = 2202 votes 1111

[586] 10: Honey, I want to tell you something ...
1276 Current Rating: 1276 + 1392 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1276 + 1392 = 2668 votes 1392

[585] 9: Ee-x-x-cuse me s-s-sir
1050 Current Rating: 1050 + 1119 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1050 + 1119 = 2169 votes 1119

[584] 8: You know I like blow jobs
885 Current Rating: 885 + 948 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 885 + 948 = 1833 votes 948

[583] 7: We're off to the strip joint next door
835 Current Rating: 835 + 981 = 1816 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 981 = 1816 votes 981

[582] 6: This is a stick-up!
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1583 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1583 = 2915 votes 1583

[581] 3: That women just asked me if I am gay
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1195 = 2569 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1195 = 2569 votes 1195

[580] 2: Welcome to Very Good Video Hire
4251 Current Rating: 4251 + 3711 = 7962 votesCurrent Rating: 4251 + 3711 = 7962 votes 3711

[579] 1: I think we should stop eating meat
2702 Current Rating: 2702 + 2438 = 5140 votesCurrent Rating: 2702 + 2438 = 5140 votes 2438


Jan 2012
[578] 31: Hey, how was your blind date last night?
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1234 = 2883 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1234 = 2883 votes 1234

[577] 30: What are you pondering?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 850 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 850 = 2057 votes 850

[576] 27: What a babe
971 Current Rating: 971 + 918 = 1889 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 918 = 1889 votes 918

[575] 26: Do you know what is the difference
844 Current Rating: 844 + 923 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 923 = 1767 votes 923

[574] 25: I really need to dump my girlfriend
969 Current Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 953 = 1922 votes 953

[573] 24: I heard you are back with your old girlfriend again
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1064 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1064 = 2370 votes 1064

[572] 23: That was a hot bird you went home with last night
4424 Current Rating: 4424 + 4735 = 9159 votesCurrent Rating: 4424 + 4735 = 9159 votes 4735

[571] 20: What is the difference
6035 Current Rating: 6035 + 6145 = 12180 votesCurrent Rating: 6035 + 6145 = 12180 votes 6145

[570] 19: I am sick and tired of men always getting the blame
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1046 = 2356 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1046 = 2356 votes 1046

[569] 18: Bless me Father, for I have sinned
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1152 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1152 = 2369 votes 1152

[568] 17: That man tells me that youve just been robbed
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 998 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 998 = 2108 votes 998

[567] 16: You do not tell me any more
897 Current Rating: 897 + 1066 = 1963 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 1066 = 1963 votes 1066

[566] 13: DIE, YOU EVIL PIG!
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 912 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 912 = 1978 votes 912

[565] 12: Why are you married women fatter than single women?
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1076 = 2496 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1076 = 2496 votes 1076

[564] 11: Ambulances and women have a lot in common
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 1222 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 1222 = 2270 votes 1222

[563] 10: You look terrible
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1257 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1257 = 2716 votes 1257

[562] 9: You have been on the treadmill for ages
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1682 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1682 = 3296 votes 1682






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