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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1800 = 3423 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1800 = 3423 votes 1800

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
727 Current Rating: 727 + 639 = 1366 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 639 = 1366 votes 639

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2998 Current Rating: 2998 + 3492 = 6490 votesCurrent Rating: 2998 + 3492 = 6490 votes 3492

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
849 Current Rating: 849 + 780 = 1629 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 780 = 1629 votes 780

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 764 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 764 = 1806 votes 764

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
948 Current Rating: 948 + 916 = 1864 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 916 = 1864 votes 916

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
902 Current Rating: 902 + 874 = 1776 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 874 = 1776 votes 874

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
4755 Current Rating: 4755 + 7665 = 12420 votesCurrent Rating: 4755 + 7665 = 12420 votes 7665

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1033 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1033 = 2742 votes 1033

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 1570 = 3935 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 1570 = 3935 votes 1570

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 818 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 818 = 1916 votes 818

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
912 Current Rating: 912 + 719 = 1631 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 719 = 1631 votes 719


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
803 Current Rating: 803 + 715 = 1518 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 715 = 1518 votes 715

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
737 Current Rating: 737 + 597 = 1334 votesCurrent Rating: 737 + 597 = 1334 votes 597

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 716 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 716 = 1735 votes 716

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
827 Current Rating: 827 + 670 = 1497 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 670 = 1497 votes 670

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 825 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 825 = 1835 votes 825

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1121 Current Rating: 1121 + 818 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 1121 + 818 = 1939 votes 818

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
654 Current Rating: 654 + 646 = 1300 votesCurrent Rating: 654 + 646 = 1300 votes 646

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 871 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 871 = 1915 votes 871

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 930 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 930 = 2244 votes 930

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
888 Current Rating: 888 + 658 = 1546 votesCurrent Rating: 888 + 658 = 1546 votes 658

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1244 = 2933 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1244 = 2933 votes 1244

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1665 Current Rating: 1665 + 988 = 2653 votesCurrent Rating: 1665 + 988 = 2653 votes 988

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 4262 = 8310 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 4262 = 8310 votes 4262

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1562 Current Rating: 1562 + 1444 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1562 + 1444 = 3006 votes 1444

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
694 Current Rating: 694 + 630 = 1324 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 630 = 1324 votes 630

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
537 Current Rating: 537 + 664 = 1201 votesCurrent Rating: 537 + 664 = 1201 votes 664

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
713 Current Rating: 713 + 772 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 772 = 1485 votes 772

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6261 Current Rating: 6261 + 6932 = 13193 votesCurrent Rating: 6261 + 6932 = 13193 votes 6932

[995] 5: Back already?
682 Current Rating: 682 + 901 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 901 = 1583 votes 901

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 933 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 933 = 2192 votes 933

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1864 = 4079 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1864 = 4079 votes 1864


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1962 Current Rating: 1962 + 1737 = 3699 votesCurrent Rating: 1962 + 1737 = 3699 votes 1737

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4792 Current Rating: 4792 + 5397 = 10189 votesCurrent Rating: 4792 + 5397 = 10189 votes 5397

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1120 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1120 = 2529 votes 1120

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
984 Current Rating: 984 + 994 = 1978 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 994 = 1978 votes 994

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1064 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1064 = 2523 votes 1064

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2617 Current Rating: 2617 + 1815 = 4432 votesCurrent Rating: 2617 + 1815 = 4432 votes 1815

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1369 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1369 = 2810 votes 1369

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2727 Current Rating: 2727 + 2106 = 4833 votesCurrent Rating: 2727 + 2106 = 4833 votes 2106

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1002 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1002 = 2292 votes 1002

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
912 Current Rating: 912 + 933 = 1845 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 933 = 1845 votes 933

[982] 17: Today s science class
757 Current Rating: 757 + 647 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 647 = 1404 votes 647

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
762 Current Rating: 762 + 926 = 1688 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 926 = 1688 votes 926

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
451 Current Rating: 451 + 565 = 1016 votesCurrent Rating: 451 + 565 = 1016 votes 565

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1062 Current Rating: 1062 + 1612 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1062 + 1612 = 2674 votes 1612

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26268 Current Rating: 26268 + 25874 = 52142 votesCurrent Rating: 26268 + 25874 = 52142 votes 25874

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1087 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1087 = 2430 votes 1087

[976] 8: Good morning sir
915 Current Rating: 915 + 859 = 1774 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 859 = 1774 votes 859

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1517 Current Rating: 1517 + 1379 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1517 + 1379 = 2896 votes 1379

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3776 Current Rating: 3776 + 4014 = 7790 votesCurrent Rating: 3776 + 4014 = 7790 votes 4014

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1418 Current Rating: 1418 + 1478 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1418 + 1478 = 2896 votes 1478

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
965 Current Rating: 965 + 1155 = 2120 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 1155 = 2120 votes 1155

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
754 Current Rating: 754 + 890 = 1644 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 890 = 1644 votes 890


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
667 Current Rating: 667 + 1089 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 667 + 1089 = 1756 votes 1089

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
603 Current Rating: 603 + 820 = 1423 votesCurrent Rating: 603 + 820 = 1423 votes 820

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
791 Current Rating: 791 + 819 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 819 = 1610 votes 819

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1068 Current Rating: 1068 + 926 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1068 + 926 = 1994 votes 926

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3743 Current Rating: 3743 + 3479 = 7222 votesCurrent Rating: 3743 + 3479 = 7222 votes 3479

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1072 = 2354 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1072 = 2354 votes 1072

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1254 = 2870 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1254 = 2870 votes 1254

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1818 = 3626 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1818 = 3626 votes 1818

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
717 Current Rating: 717 + 815 = 1532 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 815 = 1532 votes 815

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29812 Current Rating: 29812 + 29844 = 59656 votesCurrent Rating: 29812 + 29844 = 59656 votes 29844

[960] 12: We need your legal help
844 Current Rating: 844 + 967 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 967 = 1811 votes 967

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1576 = 3303 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1576 = 3303 votes 1576

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
858 Current Rating: 858 + 712 = 1570 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 712 = 1570 votes 712

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
754 Current Rating: 754 + 566 = 1320 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 566 = 1320 votes 566

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 798 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 798 = 1887 votes 798

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1053 Current Rating: 1053 + 690 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 1053 + 690 = 1743 votes 690

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
526 Current Rating: 526 + 532 = 1058 votesCurrent Rating: 526 + 532 = 1058 votes 532

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
894 Current Rating: 894 + 768 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 768 = 1662 votes 768

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
479 Current Rating: 479 + 499 = 978 votesCurrent Rating: 479 + 499 = 978 votes 499


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
663 Current Rating: 663 + 648 = 1311 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 648 = 1311 votes 648

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
477 Current Rating: 477 + 566 = 1043 votesCurrent Rating: 477 + 566 = 1043 votes 566

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
826 Current Rating: 826 + 943 = 1769 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 943 = 1769 votes 943

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1468 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1468 = 3136 votes 1468

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
889 Current Rating: 889 + 853 = 1742 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 853 = 1742 votes 853

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
614 Current Rating: 614 + 701 = 1315 votesCurrent Rating: 614 + 701 = 1315 votes 701

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
934 Current Rating: 934 + 849 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 934 + 849 = 1783 votes 849

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 1095 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 1095 = 3046 votes 1095

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
851 Current Rating: 851 + 769 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 769 = 1620 votes 769

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 2026 = 3859 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 2026 = 3859 votes 2026

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1650 Current Rating: 1650 + 1923 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1650 + 1923 = 3573 votes 1923

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2184 Current Rating: 2184 + 1725 = 3909 votesCurrent Rating: 2184 + 1725 = 3909 votes 1725

[939] 13: She s a hottie
936 Current Rating: 936 + 936 = 1872 votesCurrent Rating: 936 + 936 = 1872 votes 936

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
772 Current Rating: 772 + 786 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 786 = 1558 votes 786

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1030 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1030 = 2260 votes 1030

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
822 Current Rating: 822 + 795 = 1617 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 795 = 1617 votes 795

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
766 Current Rating: 766 + 831 = 1597 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 831 = 1597 votes 831

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 991 = 2278 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 991 = 2278 votes 991

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
996 Current Rating: 996 + 896 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 896 = 1892 votes 896


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 919 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 919 = 2636 votes 919

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
665 Current Rating: 665 + 708 = 1373 votesCurrent Rating: 665 + 708 = 1373 votes 708

[930] 29: I need your help
700 Current Rating: 700 + 696 = 1396 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 696 = 1396 votes 696

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2527 Current Rating: 2527 + 2787 = 5314 votesCurrent Rating: 2527 + 2787 = 5314 votes 2787

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
689 Current Rating: 689 + 630 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 689 + 630 = 1319 votes 630

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1057 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1057 = 2350 votes 1057

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1054 = 2314 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1054 = 2314 votes 1054

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1624 = 3558 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1624 = 3558 votes 1624

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 2008 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 2008 = 3679 votes 2008

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2222 Current Rating: 2222 + 1589 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2222 + 1589 = 3811 votes 1589

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7674 Current Rating: 7674 + 8403 = 16077 votesCurrent Rating: 7674 + 8403 = 16077 votes 8403

[921] 16: You look wretched
3326 Current Rating: 3326 + 3293 = 6619 votesCurrent Rating: 3326 + 3293 = 6619 votes 3293

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30869 Current Rating: 30869 + 33796 = 64665 votesCurrent Rating: 30869 + 33796 = 64665 votes 33796

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2582 Current Rating: 2582 + 2994 = 5576 votesCurrent Rating: 2582 + 2994 = 5576 votes 2994

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2612 Current Rating: 2612 + 1974 = 4586 votesCurrent Rating: 2612 + 1974 = 4586 votes 1974

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
93832 Current Rating: 93832 + 89969 = 183801 votesCurrent Rating: 93832 + 89969 = 183801 votes 89969

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
42539 Current Rating: 42539 + 48929 = 91468 votesCurrent Rating: 42539 + 48929 = 91468 votes 48929

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3476 Current Rating: 3476 + 3727 = 7203 votesCurrent Rating: 3476 + 3727 = 7203 votes 3727

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 2193 = 4688 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 2193 = 4688 votes 2193

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 2160 = 3684 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 2160 = 3684 votes 2160

[912] 3: Good morning all
2280 Current Rating: 2280 + 2263 = 4543 votesCurrent Rating: 2280 + 2263 = 4543 votes 2263

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1969 Current Rating: 1969 + 2204 = 4173 votesCurrent Rating: 1969 + 2204 = 4173 votes 2204

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3512 Current Rating: 3512 + 4383 = 7895 votesCurrent Rating: 3512 + 4383 = 7895 votes 4383


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
39638 Current Rating: 39638 + 37270 = 76908 votesCurrent Rating: 39638 + 37270 = 76908 votes 37270

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3015 Current Rating: 3015 + 2529 = 5544 votesCurrent Rating: 3015 + 2529 = 5544 votes 2529

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1590 = 3118 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1590 = 3118 votes 1590

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1378 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1378 = 2839 votes 1378

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1286 = 2695 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1286 = 2695 votes 1286

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1793 = 3636 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1793 = 3636 votes 1793

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3194 Current Rating: 3194 + 4530 = 7724 votesCurrent Rating: 3194 + 4530 = 7724 votes 4530

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3742 Current Rating: 3742 + 4575 = 8317 votesCurrent Rating: 3742 + 4575 = 8317 votes 4575

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1609 = 3329 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1609 = 3329 votes 1609

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 2641 = 4909 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 2641 = 4909 votes 2641

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1125 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1125 = 2357 votes 1125

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3891 Current Rating: 3891 + 4203 = 8094 votesCurrent Rating: 3891 + 4203 = 8094 votes 4203

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25639 Current Rating: 25639 + 24777 = 50416 votesCurrent Rating: 25639 + 24777 = 50416 votes 24777

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
26156 Current Rating: 26156 + 30199 = 56355 votesCurrent Rating: 26156 + 30199 = 56355 votes 30199

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1414 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1414 = 2756 votes 1414

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1293 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1293 = 3121 votes 1293

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1193 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1193 = 2465 votes 1193

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 931 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 931 = 2038 votes 931

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1036 = 2523 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1036 = 2523 votes 1036


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1245 Current Rating: 1245 + 1015 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1245 + 1015 = 2260 votes 1015

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1267 = 2756 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1267 = 2756 votes 1267

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 1075 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 1075 = 2304 votes 1075

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
5701 Current Rating: 5701 + 5750 = 11451 votesCurrent Rating: 5701 + 5750 = 11451 votes 5750

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1513 Current Rating: 1513 + 1427 = 2940 votesCurrent Rating: 1513 + 1427 = 2940 votes 1427

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1119 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1119 = 2313 votes 1119

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1115 Current Rating: 1115 + 1004 = 2119 votesCurrent Rating: 1115 + 1004 = 2119 votes 1004

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
693 Current Rating: 693 + 719 = 1412 votesCurrent Rating: 693 + 719 = 1412 votes 719

[882] 21: Yes ...
758 Current Rating: 758 + 717 = 1475 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 717 = 1475 votes 717

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
935 Current Rating: 935 + 871 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 935 + 871 = 1806 votes 871

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1113 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1113 = 2768 votes 1113

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2584 Current Rating: 2584 + 3319 = 5903 votesCurrent Rating: 2584 + 3319 = 5903 votes 3319

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1114 = 2721 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1114 = 2721 votes 1114

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1881 = 3542 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1881 = 3542 votes 1881

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
12793 Current Rating: 12793 + 12585 = 25378 votesCurrent Rating: 12793 + 12585 = 25378 votes 12585

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6569 Current Rating: 6569 + 6820 = 13389 votesCurrent Rating: 6569 + 6820 = 13389 votes 6820

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 737 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 737 = 1486 votes 737

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 4260 = 6268 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 4260 = 6268 votes 4260

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3120 Current Rating: 3120 + 3063 = 6183 votesCurrent Rating: 3120 + 3063 = 6183 votes 3063

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1339 = 2836 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1339 = 2836 votes 1339

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 1240 = 2462 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 1240 = 2462 votes 1240

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2037 Current Rating: 2037 + 3151 = 5188 votesCurrent Rating: 2037 + 3151 = 5188 votes 3151


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
10168 Current Rating: 10168 + 11211 = 21379 votesCurrent Rating: 10168 + 11211 = 21379 votes 11211

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
989 Current Rating: 989 + 755 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 989 + 755 = 1744 votes 755

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 5368 = 7753 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 5368 = 7753 votes 5368

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 2119 = 4123 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 2119 = 4123 votes 2119

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1322 = 2840 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1322 = 2840 votes 1322

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1743 = 3167 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1743 = 3167 votes 1743

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 3971 = 7211 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 3971 = 7211 votes 3971

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1908 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1908 = 3483 votes 1908

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1247 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1247 = 2516 votes 1247

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
752 Current Rating: 752 + 866 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 752 + 866 = 1618 votes 866

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 1430 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 1430 = 2978 votes 1430

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 830 = 2035 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 830 = 2035 votes 830

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 2328 = 4283 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 2328 = 4283 votes 2328

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1334 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1334 = 2816 votes 1334

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1864 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1864 = 3215 votes 1864

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 857 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 857 = 2028 votes 857

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
669 Current Rating: 669 + 696 = 1365 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 696 = 1365 votes 696

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3186 Current Rating: 3186 + 3462 = 6648 votesCurrent Rating: 3186 + 3462 = 6648 votes 3462

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
8297 Current Rating: 8297 + 7767 = 16064 votesCurrent Rating: 8297 + 7767 = 16064 votes 7767

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
4895 Current Rating: 4895 + 5500 = 10395 votesCurrent Rating: 4895 + 5500 = 10395 votes 5500


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4394 Current Rating: 4394 + 4090 = 8484 votesCurrent Rating: 4394 + 4090 = 8484 votes 4090

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2871 Current Rating: 2871 + 4070 = 6941 votesCurrent Rating: 2871 + 4070 = 6941 votes 4070

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
8207 Current Rating: 8207 + 11722 = 19929 votesCurrent Rating: 8207 + 11722 = 19929 votes 11722

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1813 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1813 = 3520 votes 1813

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 2292 = 4340 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 2292 = 4340 votes 2292

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2989 Current Rating: 2989 + 4502 = 7491 votesCurrent Rating: 2989 + 4502 = 7491 votes 4502

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1559 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1559 = 3115 votes 1559

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
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[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1516 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1516 = 2984 votes 1516

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
17843 Current Rating: 17843 + 15354 = 33197 votesCurrent Rating: 17843 + 15354 = 33197 votes 15354

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 2699 = 4589 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 2699 = 4589 votes 2699

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 2369 = 4875 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 2369 = 4875 votes 2369

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 6036 = 9943 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 6036 = 9943 votes 6036

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1679 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1679 = 3106 votes 1679

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1976 Current Rating: 1976 + 1902 = 3878 votesCurrent Rating: 1976 + 1902 = 3878 votes 1902

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
6751 Current Rating: 6751 + 7329 = 14080 votesCurrent Rating: 6751 + 7329 = 14080 votes 7329


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2041 Current Rating: 2041 + 2068 = 4109 votesCurrent Rating: 2041 + 2068 = 4109 votes 2068

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1029 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1029 = 2295 votes 1029

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1685 = 3218 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1685 = 3218 votes 1685

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1443 Current Rating: 1443 + 1340 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1443 + 1340 = 2783 votes 1340

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 2475 = 4190 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 2475 = 4190 votes 2475

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1279 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1279 = 2666 votes 1279

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1567 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1567 = 2996 votes 1567

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
3680 Current Rating: 3680 + 3657 = 7337 votesCurrent Rating: 3680 + 3657 = 7337 votes 3657

[823] 18: You look miserable
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1539 = 3098 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1539 = 3098 votes 1539

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 2218 = 4341 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 2218 = 4341 votes 2218

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1515 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1515 = 3059 votes 1515

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1502 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1502 = 2891 votes 1502

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1227 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1227 = 2606 votes 1227

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1066 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1066 = 2244 votes 1066

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1319 = 2818 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1319 = 2818 votes 1319

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1247 Current Rating: 1247 + 951 = 2198 votesCurrent Rating: 1247 + 951 = 2198 votes 951

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 997 = 2193 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 997 = 2193 votes 997

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1338 = 2961 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1338 = 2961 votes 1338


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1854 = 3556 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1854 = 3556 votes 1854

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2958 Current Rating: 2958 + 2853 = 5811 votesCurrent Rating: 2958 + 2853 = 5811 votes 2853

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1266 = 2558 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1266 = 2558 votes 1266

[806] 23: Sign here please
1324 Current Rating: 1324 + 1202 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1324 + 1202 = 2526 votes 1202

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1221 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1221 = 2528 votes 1221

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 1343 = 2727 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 1343 = 2727 votes 1343

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1307 = 2616 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1307 = 2616 votes 1307

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 2147 = 4339 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 2147 = 4339 votes 2147

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2962 Current Rating: 2962 + 2716 = 5678 votesCurrent Rating: 2962 + 2716 = 5678 votes 2716

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1482 Current Rating: 1482 + 1665 = 3147 votesCurrent Rating: 1482 + 1665 = 3147 votes 1665

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 3309 = 5774 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 3309 = 5774 votes 3309

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1404 Current Rating: 1404 + 1520 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1404 + 1520 = 2924 votes 1520

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1299 = 2660 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1299 = 2660 votes 1299

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 1146 = 2417 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 1146 = 2417 votes 1146

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
70763 Current Rating: 70763 + 70483 = 141246 votesCurrent Rating: 70763 + 70483 = 141246 votes 70483

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1198 Current Rating: 1198 + 1095 = 2293 votesCurrent Rating: 1198 + 1095 = 2293 votes 1095






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