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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2798 Current Rating: 2798 + 2631 = 5429 votesCurrent Rating: 2798 + 2631 = 5429 votes 2631

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 906 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 906 = 2195 votes 906

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
6995 Current Rating: 6995 + 5656 = 12651 votesCurrent Rating: 6995 + 5656 = 12651 votes 5656

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1420 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1420 = 2943 votes 1420

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1424 Current Rating: 1424 + 1105 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1424 + 1105 = 2529 votes 1105

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1573 Current Rating: 1573 + 1521 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1573 + 1521 = 3094 votes 1521

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1395 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1395 = 2835 votes 1395

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
7935 Current Rating: 7935 + 10349 = 18284 votesCurrent Rating: 7935 + 10349 = 18284 votes 10349

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
3268 Current Rating: 3268 + 4616 = 7884 votesCurrent Rating: 3268 + 4616 = 7884 votes 4616

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
5208 Current Rating: 5208 + 5577 = 10785 votesCurrent Rating: 5208 + 5577 = 10785 votes 5577

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 1283 = 3261 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 1283 = 3261 votes 1283

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1638 Current Rating: 1638 + 1299 = 2937 votesCurrent Rating: 1638 + 1299 = 2937 votes 1299


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1099 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1099 = 2422 votes 1099

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 1359 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 1359 = 3085 votes 1359

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1364 = 3240 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1364 = 3240 votes 1364

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1099 = 2474 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1099 = 2474 votes 1099

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1700 Current Rating: 1700 + 1472 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1700 + 1472 = 3172 votes 1472

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 1402 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 1402 = 3332 votes 1402

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1207 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1207 = 2428 votes 1207

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 1515 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 1515 = 3332 votes 1515

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
2028 Current Rating: 2028 + 1628 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 2028 + 1628 = 3656 votes 1628

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1187 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1187 = 2679 votes 1187

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 2042 = 4981 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 2042 = 4981 votes 2042

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2623 Current Rating: 2623 + 1463 = 4086 votesCurrent Rating: 2623 + 1463 = 4086 votes 1463

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
6245 Current Rating: 6245 + 5790 = 12035 votesCurrent Rating: 6245 + 5790 = 12035 votes 5790

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2420 Current Rating: 2420 + 2100 = 4520 votesCurrent Rating: 2420 + 2100 = 4520 votes 2100

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1065 = 2252 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1065 = 2252 votes 1065

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1109 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1109 = 2134 votes 1109

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1326 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1326 = 2639 votes 1326

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6639 Current Rating: 6639 + 7283 = 13922 votesCurrent Rating: 6639 + 7283 = 13922 votes 7283

[995] 5: Back already?
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1236 = 2369 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1236 = 2369 votes 1236

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1292 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1292 = 2904 votes 1292

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 2570 = 6020 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 2570 = 6020 votes 2570


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2399 Current Rating: 2399 + 2215 = 4614 votesCurrent Rating: 2399 + 2215 = 4614 votes 2215

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5304 Current Rating: 5304 + 5909 = 11213 votesCurrent Rating: 5304 + 5909 = 11213 votes 5909

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1396 = 3067 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1396 = 3067 votes 1396

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1335 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1335 = 2612 votes 1335

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
2058 Current Rating: 2058 + 1573 = 3631 votesCurrent Rating: 2058 + 1573 = 3631 votes 1573

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3260 Current Rating: 3260 + 2380 = 5640 votesCurrent Rating: 3260 + 2380 = 5640 votes 2380

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1902 = 3806 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1902 = 3806 votes 1902

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3500 Current Rating: 3500 + 2869 = 6369 votesCurrent Rating: 3500 + 2869 = 6369 votes 2869

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1528 = 3313 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1528 = 3313 votes 1528

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1286 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1286 = 2480 votes 1286

[982] 17: Today s science class
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1110 = 2495 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1110 = 2495 votes 1110

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1321 = 2634 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1321 = 2634 votes 1321

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
881 Current Rating: 881 + 955 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 955 = 1836 votes 955

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 2255 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 2255 = 3963 votes 2255

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26761 Current Rating: 26761 + 26228 = 52989 votesCurrent Rating: 26761 + 26228 = 52989 votes 26228

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 2134 = 4164 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 2134 = 4164 votes 2134

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1061 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1061 = 2284 votes 1061

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 1933 = 3975 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 1933 = 3975 votes 1933

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4415 Current Rating: 4415 + 4396 = 8811 votesCurrent Rating: 4415 + 4396 = 8811 votes 4396

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 2089 = 3882 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 2089 = 3882 votes 2089

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1617 = 3010 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1617 = 3010 votes 1617

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1417 = 2815 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1417 = 2815 votes 1417


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1457 = 2623 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1457 = 2623 votes 1457

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1516 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1516 = 2806 votes 1516

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1365 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1365 = 2676 votes 1365

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1341 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1341 = 2874 votes 1341

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4428 Current Rating: 4428 + 3943 = 8371 votesCurrent Rating: 4428 + 3943 = 8371 votes 3943

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1793 Current Rating: 1793 + 1606 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1793 + 1606 = 3399 votes 1606

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 1672 = 3780 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 1672 = 3780 votes 1672

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2916 = 5706 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2916 = 5706 votes 2916

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1193 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1193 = 2333 votes 1193

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30246 Current Rating: 30246 + 30257 = 60503 votesCurrent Rating: 30246 + 30257 = 60503 votes 30257

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1553 = 3017 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1553 = 3017 votes 1553

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2324 Current Rating: 2324 + 2036 = 4360 votesCurrent Rating: 2324 + 2036 = 4360 votes 2036

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1077 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1077 = 2285 votes 1077

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1339 Current Rating: 1339 + 853 = 2192 votesCurrent Rating: 1339 + 853 = 2192 votes 853

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1352 = 3209 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1352 = 3209 votes 1352

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1249 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1249 = 3151 votes 1249

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 940 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 940 = 1960 votes 940

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1141 = 2498 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1141 = 2498 votes 1141

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 891 = 1895 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 891 = 1895 votes 891


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1002 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1002 = 2168 votes 1002

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
746 Current Rating: 746 + 794 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 746 + 794 = 1540 votes 794

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1507 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1507 = 2949 votes 1507

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1616 = 3550 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1616 = 3550 votes 1616

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1811 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1811 = 3675 votes 1811

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1273 Current Rating: 1273 + 1325 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1273 + 1325 = 2598 votes 1325

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1894 Current Rating: 1894 + 1664 = 3558 votesCurrent Rating: 1894 + 1664 = 3558 votes 1664

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3912 Current Rating: 3912 + 5705 = 9617 votesCurrent Rating: 3912 + 5705 = 9617 votes 5705

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1496 Current Rating: 1496 + 1349 = 2845 votesCurrent Rating: 1496 + 1349 = 2845 votes 1349

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3245 Current Rating: 3245 + 2953 = 6198 votesCurrent Rating: 3245 + 2953 = 6198 votes 2953

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 2471 = 4913 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 2471 = 4913 votes 2471

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
5404 Current Rating: 5404 + 6024 = 11428 votesCurrent Rating: 5404 + 6024 = 11428 votes 6024

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1541 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1541 = 3099 votes 1541

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1171 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1171 = 2344 votes 1171

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1490 = 3129 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1490 = 3129 votes 1490

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1218 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1218 = 2481 votes 1218

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1179 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1179 = 2399 votes 1179

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1449 = 3219 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1449 = 3219 votes 1449

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1342 = 2814 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1342 = 2814 votes 1342


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
3546 Current Rating: 3546 + 4450 = 7996 votesCurrent Rating: 3546 + 4450 = 7996 votes 4450

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1155 = 2361 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1155 = 2361 votes 1155

[930] 29: I need your help
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 959 = 2004 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 959 = 2004 votes 959

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3577 Current Rating: 3577 + 3505 = 7082 votesCurrent Rating: 3577 + 3505 = 7082 votes 3505

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
914 Current Rating: 914 + 806 = 1720 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 806 = 1720 votes 806

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1608 = 3468 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1608 = 3468 votes 1608

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1385 = 2976 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1385 = 2976 votes 1385

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2629 Current Rating: 2629 + 2261 = 4890 votesCurrent Rating: 2629 + 2261 = 4890 votes 2261

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 2706 = 5658 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 2706 = 5658 votes 2706

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2646 Current Rating: 2646 + 1938 = 4584 votesCurrent Rating: 2646 + 1938 = 4584 votes 1938

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
9075 Current Rating: 9075 + 8929 = 18004 votesCurrent Rating: 9075 + 8929 = 18004 votes 8929

[921] 16: You look wretched
4315 Current Rating: 4315 + 4394 = 8709 votesCurrent Rating: 4315 + 4394 = 8709 votes 4394

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31458 Current Rating: 31458 + 34326 = 65784 votesCurrent Rating: 31458 + 34326 = 65784 votes 34326

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
6489 Current Rating: 6489 + 9022 = 15511 votesCurrent Rating: 6489 + 9022 = 15511 votes 9022

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3163 Current Rating: 3163 + 2501 = 5664 votesCurrent Rating: 3163 + 2501 = 5664 votes 2501

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
235043 Current Rating: 235043 + 232798 = 467841 votesCurrent Rating: 235043 + 232798 = 467841 votes 232798

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
57384 Current Rating: 57384 + 55603 = 112987 votesCurrent Rating: 57384 + 55603 = 112987 votes 55603

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
5896 Current Rating: 5896 + 4498 = 10394 votesCurrent Rating: 5896 + 4498 = 10394 votes 4498

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3206 Current Rating: 3206 + 2654 = 5860 votesCurrent Rating: 3206 + 2654 = 5860 votes 2654

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 2583 = 4550 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 2583 = 4550 votes 2583

[912] 3: Good morning all
2386 Current Rating: 2386 + 2418 = 4804 votesCurrent Rating: 2386 + 2418 = 4804 votes 2418

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 2872 = 5745 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 2872 = 5745 votes 2872

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
5777 Current Rating: 5777 + 6026 = 11803 votesCurrent Rating: 5777 + 6026 = 11803 votes 6026


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
84999 Current Rating: 84999 + 85061 = 170060 votesCurrent Rating: 84999 + 85061 = 170060 votes 85061

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4135 Current Rating: 4135 + 3010 = 7145 votesCurrent Rating: 4135 + 3010 = 7145 votes 3010

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 2007 = 3968 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 2007 = 3968 votes 2007

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
2020 Current Rating: 2020 + 2001 = 4021 votesCurrent Rating: 2020 + 2001 = 4021 votes 2001

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1718 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1718 = 3573 votes 1718

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2292 Current Rating: 2292 + 2288 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2292 + 2288 = 4580 votes 2288

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
4001 Current Rating: 4001 + 5088 = 9089 votesCurrent Rating: 4001 + 5088 = 9089 votes 5088

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5502 Current Rating: 5502 + 4964 = 10466 votesCurrent Rating: 5502 + 4964 = 10466 votes 4964

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2233 Current Rating: 2233 + 2058 = 4291 votesCurrent Rating: 2233 + 2058 = 4291 votes 2058

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3194 Current Rating: 3194 + 3254 = 6448 votesCurrent Rating: 3194 + 3254 = 6448 votes 3254

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1630 = 3369 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1630 = 3369 votes 1630

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
9382 Current Rating: 9382 + 8019 = 17401 votesCurrent Rating: 9382 + 8019 = 17401 votes 8019

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26590 Current Rating: 26590 + 27335 = 53925 votesCurrent Rating: 26590 + 27335 = 53925 votes 27335

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
31935 Current Rating: 31935 + 32681 = 64616 votesCurrent Rating: 31935 + 32681 = 64616 votes 32681

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1813 = 3494 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1813 = 3494 votes 1813

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2319 Current Rating: 2319 + 1803 = 4122 votesCurrent Rating: 2319 + 1803 = 4122 votes 1803

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 1831 = 3683 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 1831 = 3683 votes 1831

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1410 = 3026 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1410 = 3026 votes 1410

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 1571 = 4152 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 1571 = 4152 votes 1571


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1411 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1411 = 3135 votes 1411

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1886 Current Rating: 1886 + 1706 = 3592 votesCurrent Rating: 1886 + 1706 = 3592 votes 1706

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1609 = 3452 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1609 = 3452 votes 1609

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
9013 Current Rating: 9013 + 7102 = 16115 votesCurrent Rating: 9013 + 7102 = 16115 votes 7102

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 1842 = 3884 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 1842 = 3884 votes 1842

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1581 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1581 = 3163 votes 1581

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1526 = 2985 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1526 = 2985 votes 1526

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1248 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1248 = 2486 votes 1248

[882] 21: Yes ...
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1198 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1198 = 2422 votes 1198

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1667 Current Rating: 1667 + 1522 = 3189 votesCurrent Rating: 1667 + 1522 = 3189 votes 1522

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 1681 = 4461 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 1681 = 4461 votes 1681

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3875 Current Rating: 3875 + 4820 = 8695 votesCurrent Rating: 3875 + 4820 = 8695 votes 4820

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
3140 Current Rating: 3140 + 1865 = 5005 votesCurrent Rating: 3140 + 1865 = 5005 votes 1865

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 2404 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 2404 = 4765 votes 2404

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
17130 Current Rating: 17130 + 17000 = 34130 votesCurrent Rating: 17130 + 17000 = 34130 votes 17000

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
13327 Current Rating: 13327 + 14262 = 27589 votesCurrent Rating: 13327 + 14262 = 27589 votes 14262

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 1133 = 2282 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 1133 = 2282 votes 1133

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
5343 Current Rating: 5343 + 6519 = 11862 votesCurrent Rating: 5343 + 6519 = 11862 votes 6519

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
4563 Current Rating: 4563 + 3767 = 8330 votesCurrent Rating: 4563 + 3767 = 8330 votes 3767

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 1897 = 3936 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 1897 = 3936 votes 1897

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1682 Current Rating: 1682 + 1876 = 3558 votesCurrent Rating: 1682 + 1876 = 3558 votes 1876

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 4019 = 6770 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 4019 = 6770 votes 4019


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
12926 Current Rating: 12926 + 13554 = 26480 votesCurrent Rating: 12926 + 13554 = 26480 votes 13554

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1247 = 2993 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1247 = 2993 votes 1247

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
5713 Current Rating: 5713 + 8271 = 13984 votesCurrent Rating: 5713 + 8271 = 13984 votes 8271

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3305 Current Rating: 3305 + 3397 = 6702 votesCurrent Rating: 3305 + 3397 = 6702 votes 3397

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2131 Current Rating: 2131 + 1833 = 3964 votesCurrent Rating: 2131 + 1833 = 3964 votes 1833

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 2445 = 4319 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 2445 = 4319 votes 2445

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
5580 Current Rating: 5580 + 5181 = 10761 votesCurrent Rating: 5580 + 5181 = 10761 votes 5181

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2422 Current Rating: 2422 + 2805 = 5227 votesCurrent Rating: 2422 + 2805 = 5227 votes 2805

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1729 Current Rating: 1729 + 1719 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1729 + 1719 = 3448 votes 1719

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1340 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1340 = 2606 votes 1340

[858] 16: I work for the bank
2023 Current Rating: 2023 + 1829 = 3852 votesCurrent Rating: 2023 + 1829 = 3852 votes 1829

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1469 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1469 = 3458 votes 1469

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2935 Current Rating: 2935 + 3422 = 6357 votesCurrent Rating: 2935 + 3422 = 6357 votes 3422

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1876 Current Rating: 1876 + 1667 = 3543 votesCurrent Rating: 1876 + 1667 = 3543 votes 1667

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 2576 = 4300 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 2576 = 4300 votes 2576

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1790 Current Rating: 1790 + 1396 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1790 + 1396 = 3186 votes 1396

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1241 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1241 = 2487 votes 1241

[851] 5: I can
7574 Current Rating: 7574 + 7751 = 15325 votesCurrent Rating: 7574 + 7751 = 15325 votes 7751

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
14157 Current Rating: 14157 + 13587 = 27744 votesCurrent Rating: 14157 + 13587 = 27744 votes 13587

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
10101 Current Rating: 10101 + 9533 = 19634 votesCurrent Rating: 10101 + 9533 = 19634 votes 9533


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
7388 Current Rating: 7388 + 7510 = 14898 votesCurrent Rating: 7388 + 7510 = 14898 votes 7510

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
5281 Current Rating: 5281 + 5951 = 11232 votesCurrent Rating: 5281 + 5951 = 11232 votes 5951

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
13172 Current Rating: 13172 + 18398 = 31570 votesCurrent Rating: 13172 + 18398 = 31570 votes 18398

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 2286 = 4516 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 2286 = 4516 votes 2286

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 2897 = 6137 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 2897 = 6137 votes 2897

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
6098 Current Rating: 6098 + 6113 = 12211 votesCurrent Rating: 6098 + 6113 = 12211 votes 6113

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
4228 Current Rating: 4228 + 5162 = 9390 votesCurrent Rating: 4228 + 5162 = 9390 votes 5162

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2426 Current Rating: 2426 + 2233 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2426 + 2233 = 4659 votes 2233

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
9121 Current Rating: 9121 + 11020 = 20141 votesCurrent Rating: 9121 + 11020 = 20141 votes 11020


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
4892 Current Rating: 4892 + 6239 = 11131 votesCurrent Rating: 4892 + 6239 = 11131 votes 6239

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2362 Current Rating: 2362 + 2264 = 4626 votesCurrent Rating: 2362 + 2264 = 4626 votes 2264

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
8956 Current Rating: 8956 + 7435 = 16391 votesCurrent Rating: 8956 + 7435 = 16391 votes 7435

[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2573 Current Rating: 2573 + 2374 = 4947 votesCurrent Rating: 2573 + 2374 = 4947 votes 2374

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3506 Current Rating: 3506 + 2660 = 6166 votesCurrent Rating: 3506 + 2660 = 6166 votes 2660

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 2320 = 4254 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 2320 = 4254 votes 2320

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1321 = 2850 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1321 = 2850 votes 1321

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1761 = 3561 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1761 = 3561 votes 1761

[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let
7006 Current Rating: 7006 + 6726 = 13732 votesCurrent Rating: 7006 + 6726 = 13732 votes 6726

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1645 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1645 = 3520 votes 1645

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
199502 Current Rating: 199502 + 204714 = 404216 votesCurrent Rating: 199502 + 204714 = 404216 votes 204714

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1675 Current Rating: 1675 + 1480 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1675 + 1480 = 3155 votes 1480






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