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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1672 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1672 = 3243 votes 1672

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
689 Current Rating: 689 + 616 = 1305 votesCurrent Rating: 689 + 616 = 1305 votes 616

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 3102 = 5798 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 3102 = 5798 votes 3102

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
805 Current Rating: 805 + 738 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 738 = 1543 votes 738

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
969 Current Rating: 969 + 734 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 969 + 734 = 1703 votes 734

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
894 Current Rating: 894 + 883 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 883 = 1777 votes 883

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
855 Current Rating: 855 + 829 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 829 = 1684 votes 829

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
4423 Current Rating: 4423 + 7307 = 11730 votesCurrent Rating: 4423 + 7307 = 11730 votes 7307

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 987 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 987 = 2566 votes 987

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2121 Current Rating: 2121 + 1475 = 3596 votesCurrent Rating: 2121 + 1475 = 3596 votes 1475

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 771 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 771 = 1780 votes 771

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
835 Current Rating: 835 + 671 = 1506 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 671 = 1506 votes 671


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 689 = 1447 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 689 = 1447 votes 689

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
671 Current Rating: 671 + 561 = 1232 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 561 = 1232 votes 561

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
939 Current Rating: 939 + 671 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 671 = 1610 votes 671

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
772 Current Rating: 772 + 634 = 1406 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 634 = 1406 votes 634

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
951 Current Rating: 951 + 793 = 1744 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 793 = 1744 votes 793

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1032 Current Rating: 1032 + 762 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 1032 + 762 = 1794 votes 762

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
617 Current Rating: 617 + 606 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 617 + 606 = 1223 votes 606

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
955 Current Rating: 955 + 823 = 1778 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 823 = 1778 votes 823

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 877 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 877 = 2123 votes 877

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
837 Current Rating: 837 + 630 = 1467 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 630 = 1467 votes 630

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1187 = 2804 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1187 = 2804 votes 1187

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 939 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 939 = 2504 votes 939

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
3901 Current Rating: 3901 + 4079 = 7980 votesCurrent Rating: 3901 + 4079 = 7980 votes 4079

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1364 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1364 = 2859 votes 1364

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
663 Current Rating: 663 + 598 = 1261 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 598 = 1261 votes 598

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
502 Current Rating: 502 + 627 = 1129 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 627 = 1129 votes 627

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
652 Current Rating: 652 + 733 = 1385 votesCurrent Rating: 652 + 733 = 1385 votes 733

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6230 Current Rating: 6230 + 6905 = 13135 votesCurrent Rating: 6230 + 6905 = 13135 votes 6905

[995] 5: Back already?
645 Current Rating: 645 + 878 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 878 = 1523 votes 878

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 903 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 903 = 2125 votes 903

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 1785 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 1785 = 3934 votes 1785


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
1917 Current Rating: 1917 + 1700 = 3617 votesCurrent Rating: 1917 + 1700 = 3617 votes 1700

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4761 Current Rating: 4761 + 5364 = 10125 votesCurrent Rating: 4761 + 5364 = 10125 votes 5364

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1093 = 2466 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1093 = 2466 votes 1093

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
964 Current Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votesCurrent Rating: 964 + 971 = 1935 votes 971

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1030 = 2446 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1030 = 2446 votes 1030

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2564 Current Rating: 2564 + 1780 = 4344 votesCurrent Rating: 2564 + 1780 = 4344 votes 1780

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1311 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1311 = 2714 votes 1311

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 2066 = 4735 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 2066 = 4735 votes 2066

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 948 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 948 = 2190 votes 948

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
880 Current Rating: 880 + 907 = 1787 votesCurrent Rating: 880 + 907 = 1787 votes 907

[982] 17: Today s science class
717 Current Rating: 717 + 617 = 1334 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 617 = 1334 votes 617

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
725 Current Rating: 725 + 898 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 725 + 898 = 1623 votes 898

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
419 Current Rating: 419 + 542 = 961 votesCurrent Rating: 419 + 542 = 961 votes 542

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1562 = 2564 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1562 = 2564 votes 1562

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26235 Current Rating: 26235 + 25835 = 52070 votesCurrent Rating: 26235 + 25835 = 52070 votes 25835

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1265 Current Rating: 1265 + 1019 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1265 + 1019 = 2284 votes 1019

[976] 8: Good morning sir
883 Current Rating: 883 + 841 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 841 = 1724 votes 841

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1321 = 2801 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1321 = 2801 votes 1321

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3738 Current Rating: 3738 + 3983 = 7721 votesCurrent Rating: 3738 + 3983 = 7721 votes 3983

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1386 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1386 = 2760 votes 1386

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
920 Current Rating: 920 + 1098 = 2018 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 1098 = 2018 votes 1098

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
712 Current Rating: 712 + 846 = 1558 votesCurrent Rating: 712 + 846 = 1558 votes 846


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
637 Current Rating: 637 + 1054 = 1691 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 1054 = 1691 votes 1054

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
572 Current Rating: 572 + 787 = 1359 votesCurrent Rating: 572 + 787 = 1359 votes 787

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
753 Current Rating: 753 + 781 = 1534 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 781 = 1534 votes 781

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 890 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 890 = 1906 votes 890

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3702 Current Rating: 3702 + 3444 = 7146 votesCurrent Rating: 3702 + 3444 = 7146 votes 3444

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1018 = 2245 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1018 = 2245 votes 1018

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1207 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1207 = 2789 votes 1207

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1689 = 3429 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1689 = 3429 votes 1689

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
687 Current Rating: 687 + 789 = 1476 votesCurrent Rating: 687 + 789 = 1476 votes 789

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29779 Current Rating: 29779 + 29812 = 59591 votesCurrent Rating: 29779 + 29812 = 59591 votes 29812

[960] 12: We need your legal help
804 Current Rating: 804 + 925 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 925 = 1729 votes 925

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1683 Current Rating: 1683 + 1532 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1683 + 1532 = 3215 votes 1532

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
829 Current Rating: 829 + 689 = 1518 votesCurrent Rating: 829 + 689 = 1518 votes 689

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
711 Current Rating: 711 + 545 = 1256 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 545 = 1256 votes 545

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 758 = 1760 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 758 = 1760 votes 758

[955] 5: So, what s news?
949 Current Rating: 949 + 644 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 949 + 644 = 1593 votes 644

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
492 Current Rating: 492 + 500 = 992 votesCurrent Rating: 492 + 500 = 992 votes 500

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 736 = 1580 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 736 = 1580 votes 736

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
448 Current Rating: 448 + 476 = 924 votesCurrent Rating: 448 + 476 = 924 votes 476


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
628 Current Rating: 628 + 619 = 1247 votesCurrent Rating: 628 + 619 = 1247 votes 619

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
460 Current Rating: 460 + 544 = 1004 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 544 = 1004 votes 544

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
772 Current Rating: 772 + 914 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 772 + 914 = 1686 votes 914

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1430 = 3054 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1430 = 3054 votes 1430

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
823 Current Rating: 823 + 807 = 1630 votesCurrent Rating: 823 + 807 = 1630 votes 807

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
574 Current Rating: 574 + 662 = 1236 votesCurrent Rating: 574 + 662 = 1236 votes 662

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
872 Current Rating: 872 + 802 = 1674 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 802 = 1674 votes 802

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
1819 Current Rating: 1819 + 1047 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1819 + 1047 = 2866 votes 1047

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
805 Current Rating: 805 + 730 = 1535 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 730 = 1535 votes 730

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1903 = 3683 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1903 = 3683 votes 1903

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1622 Current Rating: 1622 + 1856 = 3478 votesCurrent Rating: 1622 + 1856 = 3478 votes 1856

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 1577 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 1577 = 3534 votes 1577

[939] 13: She s a hottie
882 Current Rating: 882 + 891 = 1773 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 891 = 1773 votes 891

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
753 Current Rating: 753 + 759 = 1512 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 759 = 1512 votes 759

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 994 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 994 = 2183 votes 994

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
791 Current Rating: 791 + 766 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 766 = 1557 votes 766

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
748 Current Rating: 748 + 805 = 1553 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 805 = 1553 votes 805

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 966 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 966 = 2222 votes 966

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
939 Current Rating: 939 + 861 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 861 = 1800 votes 861


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 898 = 2474 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 898 = 2474 votes 898

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
644 Current Rating: 644 + 682 = 1326 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 682 = 1326 votes 682

[930] 29: I need your help
682 Current Rating: 682 + 670 = 1352 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 670 = 1352 votes 670

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2486 Current Rating: 2486 + 2740 = 5226 votesCurrent Rating: 2486 + 2740 = 5226 votes 2740

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
674 Current Rating: 674 + 611 = 1285 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 611 = 1285 votes 611

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1006 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1006 = 2232 votes 1006

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1024 = 2241 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1024 = 2241 votes 1024

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1589 = 3471 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1589 = 3471 votes 1589

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1922 = 3550 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1922 = 3550 votes 1922

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1557 = 3751 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1557 = 3751 votes 1557

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7627 Current Rating: 7627 + 8356 = 15983 votesCurrent Rating: 7627 + 8356 = 15983 votes 8356

[921] 16: You look wretched
3253 Current Rating: 3253 + 3161 = 6414 votesCurrent Rating: 3253 + 3161 = 6414 votes 3161

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30816 Current Rating: 30816 + 33740 = 64556 votesCurrent Rating: 30816 + 33740 = 64556 votes 33740

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 2846 = 5379 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 2846 = 5379 votes 2846

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2572 Current Rating: 2572 + 1932 = 4504 votesCurrent Rating: 2572 + 1932 = 4504 votes 1932

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
76541 Current Rating: 76541 + 78877 = 155418 votesCurrent Rating: 76541 + 78877 = 155418 votes 78877

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
41592 Current Rating: 41592 + 48634 = 90226 votesCurrent Rating: 41592 + 48634 = 90226 votes 48634

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3398 Current Rating: 3398 + 3646 = 7044 votesCurrent Rating: 3398 + 3646 = 7044 votes 3646

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2459 Current Rating: 2459 + 2148 = 4607 votesCurrent Rating: 2459 + 2148 = 4607 votes 2148

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 2133 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 2133 = 3634 votes 2133

[912] 3: Good morning all
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2256 = 4521 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2256 = 4521 votes 2256

[911] 2: He s cute ...
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 2116 = 4044 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 2116 = 4044 votes 2116

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3410 Current Rating: 3410 + 4130 = 7540 votesCurrent Rating: 3410 + 4130 = 7540 votes 4130


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
34866 Current Rating: 34866 + 35434 = 70300 votesCurrent Rating: 34866 + 35434 = 70300 votes 35434

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
2978 Current Rating: 2978 + 2460 = 5438 votesCurrent Rating: 2978 + 2460 = 5438 votes 2460

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1544 = 3034 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1544 = 3034 votes 1544

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1319 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1319 = 2732 votes 1319

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1252 = 2631 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1252 = 2631 votes 1252

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1740 = 3550 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1740 = 3550 votes 1740

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3150 Current Rating: 3150 + 4487 = 7637 votesCurrent Rating: 3150 + 4487 = 7637 votes 4487

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3687 Current Rating: 3687 + 4522 = 8209 votesCurrent Rating: 3687 + 4522 = 8209 votes 4522

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1571 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1571 = 3249 votes 1571

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2223 Current Rating: 2223 + 2551 = 4774 votesCurrent Rating: 2223 + 2551 = 4774 votes 2551

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1194 Current Rating: 1194 + 1093 = 2287 votesCurrent Rating: 1194 + 1093 = 2287 votes 1093

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
3820 Current Rating: 3820 + 3945 = 7765 votesCurrent Rating: 3820 + 3945 = 7765 votes 3945

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25571 Current Rating: 25571 + 24717 = 50288 votesCurrent Rating: 25571 + 24717 = 50288 votes 24717

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
25985 Current Rating: 25985 + 29716 = 55701 votesCurrent Rating: 25985 + 29716 = 55701 votes 29716

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1320 Current Rating: 1320 + 1368 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1320 + 1368 = 2688 votes 1368

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1260 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1260 = 3055 votes 1260

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1141 = 2367 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1141 = 2367 votes 1141

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 898 = 1969 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 898 = 1969 votes 898

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1384 Current Rating: 1384 + 980 = 2364 votesCurrent Rating: 1384 + 980 = 2364 votes 980


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 981 = 2168 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 981 = 2168 votes 981

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1226 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1226 = 2678 votes 1226

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1036 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1036 = 2190 votes 1036

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
5436 Current Rating: 5436 + 5580 = 11016 votesCurrent Rating: 5436 + 5580 = 11016 votes 5580

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1388 = 2856 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1388 = 2856 votes 1388

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1159 Current Rating: 1159 + 1078 = 2237 votesCurrent Rating: 1159 + 1078 = 2237 votes 1078

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1067 Current Rating: 1067 + 981 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1067 + 981 = 2048 votes 981

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
651 Current Rating: 651 + 680 = 1331 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 680 = 1331 votes 680

[882] 21: Yes ...
721 Current Rating: 721 + 677 = 1398 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 677 = 1398 votes 677

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
890 Current Rating: 890 + 834 = 1724 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 834 = 1724 votes 834

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1065 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1065 = 2636 votes 1065

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2533 Current Rating: 2533 + 3191 = 5724 votesCurrent Rating: 2533 + 3191 = 5724 votes 3191

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1051 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1051 = 2522 votes 1051

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1642 Current Rating: 1642 + 1816 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1642 + 1816 = 3458 votes 1816

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
11940 Current Rating: 11940 + 12441 = 24381 votesCurrent Rating: 11940 + 12441 = 24381 votes 12441

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
6370 Current Rating: 6370 + 6727 = 13097 votesCurrent Rating: 6370 + 6727 = 13097 votes 6727

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
711 Current Rating: 711 + 694 = 1405 votesCurrent Rating: 711 + 694 = 1405 votes 694

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 4030 = 5996 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 4030 = 5996 votes 4030

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3070 Current Rating: 3070 + 3040 = 6110 votesCurrent Rating: 3070 + 3040 = 6110 votes 3040

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1282 = 2753 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1282 = 2753 votes 1282

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1174 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1174 = 2360 votes 1174

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 3083 = 5083 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 3083 = 5083 votes 3083


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
9651 Current Rating: 9651 + 11116 = 20767 votesCurrent Rating: 9651 + 11116 = 20767 votes 11116

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 722 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 722 = 1660 votes 722

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2258 Current Rating: 2258 + 5015 = 7273 votesCurrent Rating: 2258 + 5015 = 7273 votes 5015

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
1965 Current Rating: 1965 + 2042 = 4007 votesCurrent Rating: 1965 + 2042 = 4007 votes 2042

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1276 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1276 = 2765 votes 1276

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1673 = 3064 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1673 = 3064 votes 1673

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3094 Current Rating: 3094 + 3855 = 6949 votesCurrent Rating: 3094 + 3855 = 6949 votes 3855

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1776 = 3301 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1776 = 3301 votes 1776

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1215 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1215 = 2450 votes 1215

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
709 Current Rating: 709 + 834 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 709 + 834 = 1543 votes 834

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1379 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1379 = 2903 votes 1379

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 787 = 1941 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 787 = 1941 votes 787

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
1889 Current Rating: 1889 + 2236 = 4125 votesCurrent Rating: 1889 + 2236 = 4125 votes 2236

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1299 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1299 = 2732 votes 1299

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1779 = 3102 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1779 = 3102 votes 1779

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 819 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 819 = 1912 votes 819

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
635 Current Rating: 635 + 664 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 635 + 664 = 1299 votes 664

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3124 Current Rating: 3124 + 3278 = 6402 votesCurrent Rating: 3124 + 3278 = 6402 votes 3278

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
7623 Current Rating: 7623 + 7651 = 15274 votesCurrent Rating: 7623 + 7651 = 15274 votes 7651

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
4494 Current Rating: 4494 + 5156 = 9650 votesCurrent Rating: 4494 + 5156 = 9650 votes 5156


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4220 Current Rating: 4220 + 3889 = 8109 votesCurrent Rating: 4220 + 3889 = 8109 votes 3889

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
2733 Current Rating: 2733 + 3886 = 6619 votesCurrent Rating: 2733 + 3886 = 6619 votes 3886

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
7751 Current Rating: 7751 + 11439 = 19190 votesCurrent Rating: 7751 + 11439 = 19190 votes 11439

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1759 = 3445 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1759 = 3445 votes 1759

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 2213 = 4225 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 2213 = 4225 votes 2213

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
2897 Current Rating: 2897 + 4272 = 7169 votesCurrent Rating: 2897 + 4272 = 7169 votes 4272

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1441 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1441 = 2912 votes 1441

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2770 Current Rating: 2770 + 3732 = 6502 votesCurrent Rating: 2770 + 3732 = 6502 votes 3732

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1442 = 2869 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1442 = 2869 votes 1442

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
15554 Current Rating: 15554 + 14811 = 30365 votesCurrent Rating: 15554 + 14811 = 30365 votes 14811

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 2550 = 4413 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 2550 = 4413 votes 2550

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2456 Current Rating: 2456 + 2319 = 4775 votesCurrent Rating: 2456 + 2319 = 4775 votes 2319

[836] 7: You look pissed
5201 Current Rating: 5201 + 7077 = 12278 votesCurrent Rating: 5201 + 7077 = 12278 votes 7077

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 5920 = 9752 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 5920 = 9752 votes 5920

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1570 = 2938 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1570 = 2938 votes 1570

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1851 = 3782 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1851 = 3782 votes 1851

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
6206 Current Rating: 6206 + 7209 = 13415 votesCurrent Rating: 6206 + 7209 = 13415 votes 7209


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
1961 Current Rating: 1961 + 1961 = 3922 votesCurrent Rating: 1961 + 1961 = 3922 votes 1961

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 987 = 2195 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 987 = 2195 votes 987

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1608 = 3115 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1608 = 3115 votes 1608

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1266 = 2620 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1266 = 2620 votes 1266

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 2356 = 4055 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 2356 = 4055 votes 2356

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1294 Current Rating: 1294 + 1184 = 2478 votesCurrent Rating: 1294 + 1184 = 2478 votes 1184

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1519 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1519 = 2915 votes 1519

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
3629 Current Rating: 3629 + 3440 = 7069 votesCurrent Rating: 3629 + 3440 = 7069 votes 3440

[823] 18: You look miserable
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1498 = 3028 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1498 = 3028 votes 1498

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 2096 = 4151 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 2096 = 4151 votes 2096

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1442 = 2915 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1442 = 2915 votes 1442

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2239 Current Rating: 2239 + 1921 = 4160 votesCurrent Rating: 2239 + 1921 = 4160 votes 1921

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1412 = 2749 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1412 = 2749 votes 1412

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1178 = 2524 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1178 = 2524 votes 1178

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1036 = 2174 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1036 = 2174 votes 1036

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1237 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1237 = 2692 votes 1237

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1191 Current Rating: 1191 + 912 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1191 + 912 = 2103 votes 912

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 963 = 2111 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 963 = 2111 votes 963

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 1243 = 2430 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 1243 = 2430 votes 1243

[812] 1: You look distracted
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1286 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1286 = 2827 votes 1286


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1754 = 3387 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1754 = 3387 votes 1754

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
2884 Current Rating: 2884 + 2621 = 5505 votesCurrent Rating: 2884 + 2621 = 5505 votes 2621

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
23938 Current Rating: 23938 + 25366 = 49304 votesCurrent Rating: 23938 + 25366 = 49304 votes 25366

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
4358 Current Rating: 4358 + 4778 = 9136 votesCurrent Rating: 4358 + 4778 = 9136 votes 4778

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1227 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1227 = 2486 votes 1227

[806] 23: Sign here please
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1169 = 2461 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1169 = 2461 votes 1169

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1190 = 2465 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1190 = 2465 votes 1190

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1275 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1275 = 2608 votes 1275

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1272 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1272 = 2554 votes 1272

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2168 Current Rating: 2168 + 2080 = 4248 votesCurrent Rating: 2168 + 2080 = 4248 votes 2080

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
2920 Current Rating: 2920 + 2616 = 5536 votesCurrent Rating: 2920 + 2616 = 5536 votes 2616

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1631 = 3083 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1631 = 3083 votes 1631

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
2410 Current Rating: 2410 + 3116 = 5526 votesCurrent Rating: 2410 + 3116 = 5526 votes 3116

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1489 = 2863 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1489 = 2863 votes 1489

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1273 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1273 = 2606 votes 1273

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1115 = 2330 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1115 = 2330 votes 1115

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
59845 Current Rating: 59845 + 61758 = 121603 votesCurrent Rating: 59845 + 61758 = 121603 votes 61758

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1066 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1066 = 2204 votes 1066






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