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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 2061 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 2061 = 4010 votes 2061

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
873 Current Rating: 873 + 721 = 1594 votesCurrent Rating: 873 + 721 = 1594 votes 721

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
4138 Current Rating: 4138 + 4280 = 8418 votesCurrent Rating: 4138 + 4280 = 8418 votes 4280

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1042 Current Rating: 1042 + 960 = 2002 votesCurrent Rating: 1042 + 960 = 2002 votes 960

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 855 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 855 = 2020 votes 855

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1102 = 2274 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1102 = 2274 votes 1102

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1034 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1034 = 2113 votes 1034

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
5627 Current Rating: 5627 + 8729 = 14356 votesCurrent Rating: 5627 + 8729 = 14356 votes 8729

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2102 Current Rating: 2102 + 1242 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 2102 + 1242 = 3344 votes 1242

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
3047 Current Rating: 3047 + 1950 = 4997 votesCurrent Rating: 3047 + 1950 = 4997 votes 1950

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 966 = 2379 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 966 = 2379 votes 966

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 884 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 884 = 2007 votes 884


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
962 Current Rating: 962 + 809 = 1771 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 809 = 1771 votes 809

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
978 Current Rating: 978 + 753 = 1731 votesCurrent Rating: 978 + 753 = 1731 votes 753

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 901 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 901 = 2185 votes 901

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 798 = 1825 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 798 = 1825 votes 798

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1239 Current Rating: 1239 + 1007 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1239 + 1007 = 2246 votes 1007

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 987 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 987 = 2382 votes 987

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 804 = 1620 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 804 = 1620 votes 804

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1253 Current Rating: 1253 + 1069 = 2322 votesCurrent Rating: 1253 + 1069 = 2322 votes 1069

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1115 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1115 = 2608 votes 1115

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 790 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 790 = 1861 votes 790

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2077 Current Rating: 2077 + 1489 = 3566 votesCurrent Rating: 2077 + 1489 = 3566 votes 1489

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1916 Current Rating: 1916 + 1126 = 3042 votesCurrent Rating: 1916 + 1126 = 3042 votes 1126

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4621 Current Rating: 4621 + 4889 = 9510 votesCurrent Rating: 4621 + 4889 = 9510 votes 4889

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1635 = 3439 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1635 = 3439 votes 1635

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
837 Current Rating: 837 + 763 = 1600 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 763 = 1600 votes 763

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
679 Current Rating: 679 + 799 = 1478 votesCurrent Rating: 679 + 799 = 1478 votes 799

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
901 Current Rating: 901 + 935 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 935 = 1836 votes 935

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6370 Current Rating: 6370 + 7039 = 13409 votesCurrent Rating: 6370 + 7039 = 13409 votes 7039

[995] 5: Back already?
808 Current Rating: 808 + 992 = 1800 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 992 = 1800 votes 992

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1051 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1051 = 2440 votes 1051

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2524 Current Rating: 2524 + 2077 = 4601 votesCurrent Rating: 2524 + 2077 = 4601 votes 2077


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2093 Current Rating: 2093 + 1880 = 3973 votesCurrent Rating: 2093 + 1880 = 3973 votes 1880

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4945 Current Rating: 4945 + 5550 = 10495 votesCurrent Rating: 4945 + 5550 = 10495 votes 5550

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1211 = 2704 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1211 = 2704 votes 1211

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1104 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1104 = 2190 votes 1104

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1221 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1221 = 2832 votes 1221

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2795 Current Rating: 2795 + 1970 = 4765 votesCurrent Rating: 2795 + 1970 = 4765 votes 1970

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1553 = 3151 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1553 = 3151 votes 1553

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2914 Current Rating: 2914 + 2337 = 5251 votesCurrent Rating: 2914 + 2337 = 5251 votes 2337

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1164 = 2611 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1164 = 2611 votes 1164

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1012 Current Rating: 1012 + 1047 = 2059 votesCurrent Rating: 1012 + 1047 = 2059 votes 1047

[982] 17: Today s science class
925 Current Rating: 925 + 768 = 1693 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 768 = 1693 votes 768

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 1035 = 1979 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 1035 = 1979 votes 1035

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
581 Current Rating: 581 + 689 = 1270 votesCurrent Rating: 581 + 689 = 1270 votes 689

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1263 Current Rating: 1263 + 1793 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1263 + 1793 = 3056 votes 1793

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26440 Current Rating: 26440 + 26005 = 52445 votesCurrent Rating: 26440 + 26005 = 52445 votes 26005

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1344 = 2898 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1344 = 2898 votes 1344

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 916 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 916 = 1932 votes 916

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1571 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1571 = 3269 votes 1571

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3918 Current Rating: 3918 + 4139 = 8057 votesCurrent Rating: 3918 + 4139 = 8057 votes 4139

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1678 = 3215 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1678 = 3215 votes 1678

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1106 Current Rating: 1106 + 1267 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1106 + 1267 = 2373 votes 1267

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
921 Current Rating: 921 + 1043 = 1964 votesCurrent Rating: 921 + 1043 = 1964 votes 1043


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
809 Current Rating: 809 + 1194 = 2003 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 1194 = 2003 votes 1194

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
780 Current Rating: 780 + 995 = 1775 votesCurrent Rating: 780 + 995 = 1775 votes 995

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
945 Current Rating: 945 + 965 = 1910 votesCurrent Rating: 945 + 965 = 1910 votes 965

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 1056 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 1056 = 2269 votes 1056

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3923 Current Rating: 3923 + 3623 = 7546 votesCurrent Rating: 3923 + 3623 = 7546 votes 3623

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 1227 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 1227 = 2664 votes 1227

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 1379 = 3153 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 1379 = 3153 votes 1379

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2100 Current Rating: 2100 + 2168 = 4268 votesCurrent Rating: 2100 + 2168 = 4268 votes 2168

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
839 Current Rating: 839 + 927 = 1766 votesCurrent Rating: 839 + 927 = 1766 votes 927

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29941 Current Rating: 29941 + 29968 = 59909 votesCurrent Rating: 29941 + 29968 = 59909 votes 29968

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1037 Current Rating: 1037 + 1144 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1037 + 1144 = 2181 votes 1144

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1916 Current Rating: 1916 + 1725 = 3641 votesCurrent Rating: 1916 + 1725 = 3641 votes 1725

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
967 Current Rating: 967 + 820 = 1787 votesCurrent Rating: 967 + 820 = 1787 votes 820

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
932 Current Rating: 932 + 653 = 1585 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 653 = 1585 votes 653

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 965 = 2312 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 965 = 2312 votes 965

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 848 = 2150 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 848 = 2150 votes 848

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
668 Current Rating: 668 + 654 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 668 + 654 = 1322 votes 654

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 886 = 1938 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 886 = 1938 votes 886

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
607 Current Rating: 607 + 615 = 1222 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 615 = 1222 votes 615


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
806 Current Rating: 806 + 753 = 1559 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 753 = 1559 votes 753

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
554 Current Rating: 554 + 636 = 1190 votesCurrent Rating: 554 + 636 = 1190 votes 636

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1107 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1107 = 2134 votes 1107

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1745 Current Rating: 1745 + 1523 = 3268 votesCurrent Rating: 1745 + 1523 = 3268 votes 1523

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1146 Current Rating: 1146 + 1089 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1146 + 1089 = 2235 votes 1089

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
802 Current Rating: 802 + 865 = 1667 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 865 = 1667 votes 865

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1077 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1077 = 2286 votes 1077

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2527 Current Rating: 2527 + 1302 = 3829 votesCurrent Rating: 2527 + 1302 = 3829 votes 1302

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 922 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 922 = 1946 votes 922

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 2288 = 4439 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 2288 = 4439 votes 2288

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 2112 = 3956 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 2112 = 3956 votes 2112

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2881 Current Rating: 2881 + 2193 = 5074 votesCurrent Rating: 2881 + 2193 = 5074 votes 2193

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1101 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1101 = 2215 votes 1101

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
876 Current Rating: 876 + 878 = 1754 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 878 = 1754 votes 878

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1169 = 2533 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1169 = 2533 votes 1169

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
953 Current Rating: 953 + 914 = 1867 votesCurrent Rating: 953 + 914 = 1867 votes 914

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
913 Current Rating: 913 + 947 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 913 + 947 = 1860 votes 947

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1130 = 2564 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1130 = 2564 votes 1130

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1036 = 2189 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1036 = 2189 votes 1036


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2185 Current Rating: 2185 + 1094 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 2185 + 1094 = 3279 votes 1094

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
776 Current Rating: 776 + 807 = 1583 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 807 = 1583 votes 807

[930] 29: I need your help
795 Current Rating: 795 + 775 = 1570 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 775 = 1570 votes 775

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 3009 = 5907 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 3009 = 5907 votes 3009

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 684 = 1445 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 684 = 1445 votes 684

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1224 = 2692 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1224 = 2692 votes 1224

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1162 = 2540 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1162 = 2540 votes 1162

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2140 Current Rating: 2140 + 1813 = 3953 votesCurrent Rating: 2140 + 1813 = 3953 votes 1813

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2051 Current Rating: 2051 + 2228 = 4279 votesCurrent Rating: 2051 + 2228 = 4279 votes 2228

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2351 Current Rating: 2351 + 1711 = 4062 votesCurrent Rating: 2351 + 1711 = 4062 votes 1711

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8014 Current Rating: 8014 + 8565 = 16579 votesCurrent Rating: 8014 + 8565 = 16579 votes 8565

[921] 16: You look wretched
3610 Current Rating: 3610 + 3792 = 7402 votesCurrent Rating: 3610 + 3792 = 7402 votes 3792

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31062 Current Rating: 31062 + 33972 = 65034 votesCurrent Rating: 31062 + 33972 = 65034 votes 33972

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 3311 = 6472 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 3311 = 6472 votes 3311

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2787 Current Rating: 2787 + 2137 = 4924 votesCurrent Rating: 2787 + 2137 = 4924 votes 2137

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
123680 Current Rating: 123680 + 114964 = 238644 votesCurrent Rating: 123680 + 114964 = 238644 votes 114964

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
46187 Current Rating: 46187 + 49543 = 95730 votesCurrent Rating: 46187 + 49543 = 95730 votes 49543

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3999 Current Rating: 3999 + 3993 = 7992 votesCurrent Rating: 3999 + 3993 = 7992 votes 3993

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2734 Current Rating: 2734 + 2334 = 5068 votesCurrent Rating: 2734 + 2334 = 5068 votes 2334

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 2288 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 2288 = 3934 votes 2288

[912] 3: Good morning all
2325 Current Rating: 2325 + 2306 = 4631 votesCurrent Rating: 2325 + 2306 = 4631 votes 2306

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2181 Current Rating: 2181 + 2394 = 4575 votesCurrent Rating: 2181 + 2394 = 4575 votes 2394

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
5178 Current Rating: 5178 + 5007 = 10185 votesCurrent Rating: 5178 + 5007 = 10185 votes 5007


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
56180 Current Rating: 56180 + 47531 = 103711 votesCurrent Rating: 56180 + 47531 = 103711 votes 47531

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3300 Current Rating: 3300 + 2693 = 5993 votesCurrent Rating: 3300 + 2693 = 5993 votes 2693

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1711 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1711 = 3362 votes 1711

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1595 Current Rating: 1595 + 1525 = 3120 votesCurrent Rating: 1595 + 1525 = 3120 votes 1525

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1421 = 2960 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1421 = 2960 votes 1421

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1972 Current Rating: 1972 + 1917 = 3889 votesCurrent Rating: 1972 + 1917 = 3889 votes 1917

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 4692 = 8070 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 4692 = 8070 votes 4692

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4122 Current Rating: 4122 + 4719 = 8841 votesCurrent Rating: 4122 + 4719 = 8841 votes 4719

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1742 = 3616 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1742 = 3616 votes 1742

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2561 Current Rating: 2561 + 2863 = 5424 votesCurrent Rating: 2561 + 2863 = 5424 votes 2863

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1279 = 2669 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1279 = 2669 votes 1279

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
5534 Current Rating: 5534 + 4891 = 10425 votesCurrent Rating: 5534 + 4891 = 10425 votes 4891

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25937 Current Rating: 25937 + 24956 = 50893 votesCurrent Rating: 25937 + 24956 = 50893 votes 24956

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
27910 Current Rating: 27910 + 30940 = 58850 votesCurrent Rating: 27910 + 30940 = 58850 votes 30940

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1558 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1558 = 3018 votes 1558

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1979 Current Rating: 1979 + 1452 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1979 + 1452 = 3431 votes 1452

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1365 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1365 = 2795 votes 1365

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 1082 = 2343 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 1082 = 2343 votes 1082

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1197 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1197 = 2996 votes 1197


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1409 Current Rating: 1409 + 1139 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1409 + 1139 = 2548 votes 1139

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1398 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1398 = 3006 votes 1398

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1239 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1239 = 2670 votes 1239

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
6953 Current Rating: 6953 + 6229 = 13182 votesCurrent Rating: 6953 + 6229 = 13182 votes 6229

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1563 = 3244 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1563 = 3244 votes 1563

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1247 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1247 = 2552 votes 1247

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 1131 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 1131 = 2357 votes 1131

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
849 Current Rating: 849 + 865 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 865 = 1714 votes 865

[882] 21: Yes ...
882 Current Rating: 882 + 836 = 1718 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 836 = 1718 votes 836

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1017 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1017 = 2145 votes 1017

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1305 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1305 = 3315 votes 1305

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3019 Current Rating: 3019 + 3869 = 6888 votesCurrent Rating: 3019 + 3869 = 6888 votes 3869

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2039 Current Rating: 2039 + 1357 = 3396 votesCurrent Rating: 2039 + 1357 = 3396 votes 1357

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 2081 = 3950 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 2081 = 3950 votes 2081

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
13950 Current Rating: 13950 + 13013 = 26963 votesCurrent Rating: 13950 + 13013 = 26963 votes 13013

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
8054 Current Rating: 8054 + 7209 = 15263 votesCurrent Rating: 8054 + 7209 = 15263 votes 7209

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
876 Current Rating: 876 + 858 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 858 = 1734 votes 858

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2724 Current Rating: 2724 + 5147 = 7871 votesCurrent Rating: 2724 + 5147 = 7871 votes 5147

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3378 Current Rating: 3378 + 3263 = 6641 votesCurrent Rating: 3378 + 3263 = 6641 votes 3263

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1668 Current Rating: 1668 + 1515 = 3183 votesCurrent Rating: 1668 + 1515 = 3183 votes 1515

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1357 Current Rating: 1357 + 1435 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1357 + 1435 = 2792 votes 1435

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2224 Current Rating: 2224 + 3452 = 5676 votesCurrent Rating: 2224 + 3452 = 5676 votes 3452


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
11101 Current Rating: 11101 + 11814 = 22915 votesCurrent Rating: 11101 + 11814 = 22915 votes 11814

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1256 Current Rating: 1256 + 915 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1256 + 915 = 2171 votes 915

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 6527 = 9618 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 6527 = 9618 votes 6527

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2408 Current Rating: 2408 + 2483 = 4891 votesCurrent Rating: 2408 + 2483 = 4891 votes 2483

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1497 = 3214 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1497 = 3214 votes 1497

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1969 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1969 = 3534 votes 1969

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3692 Current Rating: 3692 + 4376 = 8068 votesCurrent Rating: 3692 + 4376 = 8068 votes 4376

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1774 Current Rating: 1774 + 2201 = 3975 votesCurrent Rating: 1774 + 2201 = 3975 votes 2201

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1390 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1390 = 2795 votes 1390

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
904 Current Rating: 904 + 996 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 904 + 996 = 1900 votes 996

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1551 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1551 = 3252 votes 1551

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1017 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1017 = 2406 votes 1017

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2237 Current Rating: 2237 + 2701 = 4938 votesCurrent Rating: 2237 + 2701 = 4938 votes 2701

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1438 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1438 = 3048 votes 1438

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 2116 = 3603 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 2116 = 3603 votes 2116

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1378 Current Rating: 1378 + 1016 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1378 + 1016 = 2394 votes 1016

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
830 Current Rating: 830 + 845 = 1675 votesCurrent Rating: 830 + 845 = 1675 votes 845

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
4502 Current Rating: 4502 + 3938 = 8440 votesCurrent Rating: 4502 + 3938 = 8440 votes 3938

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
9691 Current Rating: 9691 + 8854 = 18545 votesCurrent Rating: 9691 + 8854 = 18545 votes 8854

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
6831 Current Rating: 6831 + 6281 = 13112 votesCurrent Rating: 6831 + 6281 = 13112 votes 6281


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
5380 Current Rating: 5380 + 4596 = 9976 votesCurrent Rating: 5380 + 4596 = 9976 votes 4596

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3498 Current Rating: 3498 + 4776 = 8274 votesCurrent Rating: 3498 + 4776 = 8274 votes 4776

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
9924 Current Rating: 9924 + 12992 = 22916 votesCurrent Rating: 9924 + 12992 = 22916 votes 12992

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 1973 = 3837 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 1973 = 3837 votes 1973

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2406 Current Rating: 2406 + 2490 = 4896 votesCurrent Rating: 2406 + 2490 = 4896 votes 2490

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
3710 Current Rating: 3710 + 5021 = 8731 votesCurrent Rating: 3710 + 5021 = 8731 votes 5021

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 1790 = 3582 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 1790 = 3582 votes 1790

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3252 Current Rating: 3252 + 4279 = 7531 votesCurrent Rating: 3252 + 4279 = 7531 votes 4279

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1726 = 3419 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1726 = 3419 votes 1726

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
22859 Current Rating: 22859 + 21064 = 43923 votesCurrent Rating: 22859 + 21064 = 43923 votes 21064

[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2117 Current Rating: 2117 + 3081 = 5198 votesCurrent Rating: 2117 + 3081 = 5198 votes 3081

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
2990 Current Rating: 2990 + 2767 = 5757 votesCurrent Rating: 2990 + 2767 = 5757 votes 2767

[836] 7: You look pissed
7924 Current Rating: 7924 + 9940 = 17864 votesCurrent Rating: 7924 + 9940 = 17864 votes 9940

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4316 Current Rating: 4316 + 6404 = 10720 votesCurrent Rating: 4316 + 6404 = 10720 votes 6404

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1977 = 3617 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1977 = 3617 votes 1977

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
8195 Current Rating: 8195 + 7915 = 16110 votesCurrent Rating: 8195 + 7915 = 16110 votes 7915


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2343 Current Rating: 2343 + 2360 = 4703 votesCurrent Rating: 2343 + 2360 = 4703 votes 2360

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1867 = 3662 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1867 = 3662 votes 1867

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1579 = 3281 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1579 = 3281 votes 1579

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1864 Current Rating: 1864 + 2777 = 4641 votesCurrent Rating: 1864 + 2777 = 4641 votes 2777

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1551 = 3179 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1551 = 3179 votes 1551

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1556 Current Rating: 1556 + 1698 = 3254 votesCurrent Rating: 1556 + 1698 = 3254 votes 1698

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
5327 Current Rating: 5327 + 4341 = 9668 votesCurrent Rating: 5327 + 4341 = 9668 votes 4341

[823] 18: You look miserable
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1656 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1656 = 3358 votes 1656

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2481 Current Rating: 2481 + 2662 = 5143 votesCurrent Rating: 2481 + 2662 = 5143 votes 2662

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1751 = 3554 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1751 = 3554 votes 1751

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2598 Current Rating: 2598 + 2205 = 4803 votesCurrent Rating: 2598 + 2205 = 4803 votes 2205

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1765 = 3331 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1765 = 3331 votes 1765

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1334 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1334 = 2872 votes 1334

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1201 = 2504 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1201 = 2504 votes 1201

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1498 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1498 = 3307 votes 1498

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1095 = 2503 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1095 = 2503 votes 1095

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1089 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1089 = 2387 votes 1089

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1463 = 2809 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1463 = 2809 votes 1463

[812] 1: You look distracted
1870 Current Rating: 1870 + 1445 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1870 + 1445 = 3315 votes 1445


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 2095 = 4010 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 2095 = 4010 votes 2095

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
3838 Current Rating: 3838 + 3318 = 7156 votesCurrent Rating: 3838 + 3318 = 7156 votes 3318

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
38149 Current Rating: 38149 + 34095 = 72244 votesCurrent Rating: 38149 + 34095 = 72244 votes 34095

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
5841 Current Rating: 5841 + 5578 = 11419 votesCurrent Rating: 5841 + 5578 = 11419 votes 5578

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1407 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1407 = 2837 votes 1407

[806] 23: Sign here please
1457 Current Rating: 1457 + 1341 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1457 + 1341 = 2798 votes 1341

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1335 = 2750 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1335 = 2750 votes 1335

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1605 = 3184 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1605 = 3184 votes 1605

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1407 Current Rating: 1407 + 1427 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1407 + 1427 = 2834 votes 1427

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 2400 = 4921 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 2400 = 4921 votes 2400

[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
3728 Current Rating: 3728 + 3114 = 6842 votesCurrent Rating: 3728 + 3114 = 6842 votes 3114

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1830 = 3463 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1830 = 3463 votes 1830

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
3434 Current Rating: 3434 + 4051 = 7485 votesCurrent Rating: 3434 + 4051 = 7485 votes 4051

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1612 = 3095 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1612 = 3095 votes 1612

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1419 = 2898 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1419 = 2898 votes 1419

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1477 Current Rating: 1477 + 1314 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1477 + 1314 = 2791 votes 1314

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
108195 Current Rating: 108195 + 85448 = 193643 votesCurrent Rating: 108195 + 85448 = 193643 votes 85448

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1202 = 2546 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1202 = 2546 votes 1202






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