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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
3192 Current Rating: 3192 + 2927 = 6119 votesCurrent Rating: 3192 + 2927 = 6119 votes 2927

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 1023 = 2542 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 1023 = 2542 votes 1023

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
7951 Current Rating: 7951 + 9218 = 17169 votesCurrent Rating: 7951 + 9218 = 17169 votes 9218

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1664 = 3442 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1664 = 3442 votes 1664

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1260 = 2830 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1260 = 2830 votes 1260

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1730 = 3539 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1730 = 3539 votes 1730

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1615 Current Rating: 1615 + 1609 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1615 + 1609 = 3224 votes 1609

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
9144 Current Rating: 9144 + 10933 = 20077 votesCurrent Rating: 9144 + 10933 = 20077 votes 10933

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
3758 Current Rating: 3758 + 4804 = 8562 votesCurrent Rating: 3758 + 4804 = 8562 votes 4804

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
6155 Current Rating: 6155 + 5841 = 11996 votesCurrent Rating: 6155 + 5841 = 11996 votes 5841

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
2220 Current Rating: 2220 + 1480 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 2220 + 1480 = 3700 votes 1480

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1532 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1532 = 3458 votes 1532


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1292 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1292 = 2822 votes 1292

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1622 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1622 = 3744 votes 1622

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
2164 Current Rating: 2164 + 1647 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2164 + 1647 = 3811 votes 1647

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1280 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1280 = 2811 votes 1280

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1771 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1771 = 3670 votes 1771

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
2186 Current Rating: 2186 + 1664 = 3850 votesCurrent Rating: 2186 + 1664 = 3850 votes 1664

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1426 Current Rating: 1426 + 1437 = 2863 votesCurrent Rating: 1426 + 1437 = 2863 votes 1437

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
2096 Current Rating: 2096 + 1733 = 3829 votesCurrent Rating: 2096 + 1733 = 3829 votes 1733

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
2250 Current Rating: 2250 + 1845 = 4095 votesCurrent Rating: 2250 + 1845 = 4095 votes 1845

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1387 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1387 = 3103 votes 1387

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
3315 Current Rating: 3315 + 2277 = 5592 votesCurrent Rating: 3315 + 2277 = 5592 votes 2277

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
3012 Current Rating: 3012 + 1659 = 4671 votesCurrent Rating: 3012 + 1659 = 4671 votes 1659

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
6921 Current Rating: 6921 + 6237 = 13158 votesCurrent Rating: 6921 + 6237 = 13158 votes 6237

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2770 Current Rating: 2770 + 2353 = 5123 votesCurrent Rating: 2770 + 2353 = 5123 votes 2353

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1239 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1239 = 2599 votes 1239

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
1209 Current Rating: 1209 + 1311 = 2520 votesCurrent Rating: 1209 + 1311 = 2520 votes 1311

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1548 = 3048 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1548 = 3048 votes 1548

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6784 Current Rating: 6784 + 7404 = 14188 votesCurrent Rating: 6784 + 7404 = 14188 votes 7404

[995] 5: Back already?
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1449 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1449 = 2742 votes 1449

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1446 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1446 = 3192 votes 1446

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
4074 Current Rating: 4074 + 2838 = 6912 votesCurrent Rating: 4074 + 2838 = 6912 votes 2838


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2576 Current Rating: 2576 + 2412 = 4988 votesCurrent Rating: 2576 + 2412 = 4988 votes 2412

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5492 Current Rating: 5492 + 6085 = 11577 votesCurrent Rating: 5492 + 6085 = 11577 votes 6085

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1497 = 3264 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1497 = 3264 votes 1497

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1391 Current Rating: 1391 + 1482 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1391 + 1482 = 2873 votes 1482

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 1767 = 4281 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 1767 = 4281 votes 1767

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 2694 = 6248 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 2694 = 6248 votes 2694

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 2116 = 4187 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 2116 = 4187 votes 2116

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3904 Current Rating: 3904 + 3173 = 7077 votesCurrent Rating: 3904 + 3173 = 7077 votes 3173

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1708 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1708 = 3675 votes 1708

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1433 = 2732 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1433 = 2732 votes 1433

[982] 17: Today s science class
1640 Current Rating: 1640 + 1296 = 2936 votesCurrent Rating: 1640 + 1296 = 2936 votes 1296

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1480 = 2983 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1480 = 2983 votes 1480

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
1047 Current Rating: 1047 + 1117 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1047 + 1117 = 2164 votes 1117

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 2498 = 4440 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 2498 = 4440 votes 2498

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26960 Current Rating: 26960 + 26354 = 53314 votesCurrent Rating: 26960 + 26354 = 53314 votes 26354

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2562 = 4884 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2562 = 4884 votes 2562

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1177 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1177 = 2528 votes 1177

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
2216 Current Rating: 2216 + 2102 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 2216 + 2102 = 4318 votes 2102

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4749 Current Rating: 4749 + 4533 = 9282 votesCurrent Rating: 4749 + 4533 = 9282 votes 4533

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1922 Current Rating: 1922 + 2339 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 1922 + 2339 = 4261 votes 2339

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1816 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1816 = 3384 votes 1816

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1686 Current Rating: 1686 + 1626 = 3312 votesCurrent Rating: 1686 + 1626 = 3312 votes 1626


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1354 Current Rating: 1354 + 1628 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1354 + 1628 = 2982 votes 1628

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1512 Current Rating: 1512 + 1828 = 3340 votesCurrent Rating: 1512 + 1828 = 3340 votes 1828

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1607 = 3107 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1607 = 3107 votes 1607

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1509 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1509 = 3226 votes 1509

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4719 Current Rating: 4719 + 4120 = 8839 votesCurrent Rating: 4719 + 4120 = 8839 votes 4120

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1819 = 3822 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1819 = 3822 votes 1819

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 1827 = 4126 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 1827 = 4126 votes 1827

[963] 17: Knock knock!
3127 Current Rating: 3127 + 3243 = 6370 votesCurrent Rating: 3127 + 3243 = 6370 votes 3243

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1383 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1383 = 2689 votes 1383

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30399 Current Rating: 30399 + 30415 = 60814 votesCurrent Rating: 30399 + 30415 = 60814 votes 30415

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1687 Current Rating: 1687 + 1757 = 3444 votesCurrent Rating: 1687 + 1757 = 3444 votes 1757

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 2208 = 4773 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 2208 = 4773 votes 2208

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1219 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1219 = 2554 votes 1219

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 966 = 2499 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 966 = 2499 votes 966

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
2119 Current Rating: 2119 + 1551 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 2119 + 1551 = 3670 votes 1551

[955] 5: So, what s news?
2167 Current Rating: 2167 + 1447 = 3614 votesCurrent Rating: 2167 + 1447 = 3614 votes 1447

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
1216 Current Rating: 1216 + 1143 = 2359 votesCurrent Rating: 1216 + 1143 = 2359 votes 1143

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1292 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1292 = 2780 votes 1292

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 1072 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 1072 = 2290 votes 1072


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1123 = 2491 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1123 = 2491 votes 1123

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
842 Current Rating: 842 + 887 = 1729 votesCurrent Rating: 842 + 887 = 1729 votes 887

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1728 = 3383 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1728 = 3383 votes 1728

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
2031 Current Rating: 2031 + 1676 = 3707 votesCurrent Rating: 2031 + 1676 = 3707 votes 1676

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
2187 Current Rating: 2187 + 2101 = 4288 votesCurrent Rating: 2187 + 2101 = 4288 votes 2101

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1659 = 3206 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1659 = 3206 votes 1659

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 1933 = 4133 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 1933 = 4133 votes 1933

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4465 Current Rating: 4465 + 5863 = 10328 votesCurrent Rating: 4465 + 5863 = 10328 votes 5863

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1595 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1595 = 3332 votes 1595

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
3656 Current Rating: 3656 + 3245 = 6901 votesCurrent Rating: 3656 + 3245 = 6901 votes 3245

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2701 Current Rating: 2701 + 2654 = 5355 votesCurrent Rating: 2701 + 2654 = 5355 votes 2654

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
6555 Current Rating: 6555 + 6442 = 12997 votesCurrent Rating: 6555 + 6442 = 12997 votes 6442

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1774 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1774 = 3557 votes 1774

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1303 Current Rating: 1303 + 1309 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1303 + 1309 = 2612 votes 1309

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1791 Current Rating: 1791 + 1672 = 3463 votesCurrent Rating: 1791 + 1672 = 3463 votes 1672

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1405 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1405 = 2839 votes 1405

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1367 Current Rating: 1367 + 1283 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1367 + 1283 = 2650 votes 1283

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1945 Current Rating: 1945 + 1626 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1945 + 1626 = 3571 votes 1626

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1505 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1505 = 3163 votes 1505


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
4522 Current Rating: 4522 + 4691 = 9213 votesCurrent Rating: 4522 + 4691 = 9213 votes 4691

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1301 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1301 = 2683 votes 1301

[930] 29: I need your help
1178 Current Rating: 1178 + 1073 = 2251 votesCurrent Rating: 1178 + 1073 = 2251 votes 1073

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3851 Current Rating: 3851 + 3710 = 7561 votesCurrent Rating: 3851 + 3710 = 7561 votes 3710

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 868 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 868 = 1879 votes 868

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
2083 Current Rating: 2083 + 1815 = 3898 votesCurrent Rating: 2083 + 1815 = 3898 votes 1815

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1507 = 3242 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1507 = 3242 votes 1507

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2912 Current Rating: 2912 + 2524 = 5436 votesCurrent Rating: 2912 + 2524 = 5436 votes 2524

[924] 19: Did things go well?
3299 Current Rating: 3299 + 2943 = 6242 votesCurrent Rating: 3299 + 2943 = 6242 votes 2943

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2784 Current Rating: 2784 + 2056 = 4840 votesCurrent Rating: 2784 + 2056 = 4840 votes 2056

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
9714 Current Rating: 9714 + 9117 = 18831 votesCurrent Rating: 9714 + 9117 = 18831 votes 9117

[921] 16: You look wretched
4707 Current Rating: 4707 + 4743 = 9450 votesCurrent Rating: 4707 + 4743 = 9450 votes 4743

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31657 Current Rating: 31657 + 34538 = 66195 votesCurrent Rating: 31657 + 34538 = 66195 votes 34538

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
7732 Current Rating: 7732 + 9322 = 17054 votesCurrent Rating: 7732 + 9322 = 17054 votes 9322

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3362 Current Rating: 3362 + 2698 = 6060 votesCurrent Rating: 3362 + 2698 = 6060 votes 2698

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
304483 Current Rating: 304483 + 308974 = 613457 votesCurrent Rating: 304483 + 308974 = 613457 votes 308974

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
61592 Current Rating: 61592 + 65973 = 127565 votesCurrent Rating: 61592 + 65973 = 127565 votes 65973

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
6549 Current Rating: 6549 + 7733 = 14282 votesCurrent Rating: 6549 + 7733 = 14282 votes 7733

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3427 Current Rating: 3427 + 2822 = 6249 votesCurrent Rating: 3427 + 2822 = 6249 votes 2822

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
2095 Current Rating: 2095 + 2702 = 4797 votesCurrent Rating: 2095 + 2702 = 4797 votes 2702

[912] 3: Good morning all
2460 Current Rating: 2460 + 2536 = 4996 votesCurrent Rating: 2460 + 2536 = 4996 votes 2536

[911] 2: He s cute ...
3177 Current Rating: 3177 + 3109 = 6286 votesCurrent Rating: 3177 + 3109 = 6286 votes 3109

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
7011 Current Rating: 7011 + 6427 = 13438 votesCurrent Rating: 7011 + 6427 = 13438 votes 6427


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
76385 Current Rating: 76385 + 88335 = 164720 votesCurrent Rating: 76385 + 88335 = 164720 votes 88335

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
4431 Current Rating: 4431 + 3157 = 7588 votesCurrent Rating: 4431 + 3157 = 7588 votes 3157

[907] 26: Knock knock!
2118 Current Rating: 2118 + 2171 = 4289 votesCurrent Rating: 2118 + 2171 = 4289 votes 2171

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 2211 = 4411 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 2211 = 4411 votes 2211

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
2024 Current Rating: 2024 + 1880 = 3904 votesCurrent Rating: 2024 + 1880 = 3904 votes 1880

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2473 Current Rating: 2473 + 2462 = 4935 votesCurrent Rating: 2473 + 2462 = 4935 votes 2462

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
4300 Current Rating: 4300 + 5305 = 9605 votesCurrent Rating: 4300 + 5305 = 9605 votes 5305

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5971 Current Rating: 5971 + 5088 = 11059 votesCurrent Rating: 5971 + 5088 = 11059 votes 5088

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2434 Current Rating: 2434 + 2238 = 4672 votesCurrent Rating: 2434 + 2238 = 4672 votes 2238

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 3457 = 6901 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 3457 = 6901 votes 3457

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1803 = 3731 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1803 = 3731 votes 1803

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
10667 Current Rating: 10667 + 11421 = 22088 votesCurrent Rating: 10667 + 11421 = 22088 votes 11421

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26860 Current Rating: 26860 + 27504 = 54364 votesCurrent Rating: 26860 + 27504 = 54364 votes 27504

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
33699 Current Rating: 33699 + 33496 = 67195 votesCurrent Rating: 33699 + 33496 = 67195 votes 33496

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1967 = 3767 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1967 = 3767 votes 1967

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2503 Current Rating: 2503 + 1987 = 4490 votesCurrent Rating: 2503 + 1987 = 4490 votes 1987

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 2024 = 4046 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 2024 = 4046 votes 2024

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1599 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1599 = 3400 votes 1599

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 1764 = 4751 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 1764 = 4751 votes 1764


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1563 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1563 = 3523 votes 1563

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
2034 Current Rating: 2034 + 1881 = 3915 votesCurrent Rating: 2034 + 1881 = 3915 votes 1881

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
2099 Current Rating: 2099 + 1822 = 3921 votesCurrent Rating: 2099 + 1822 = 3921 votes 1822

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
9701 Current Rating: 9701 + 11374 = 21075 votesCurrent Rating: 9701 + 11374 = 21075 votes 11374

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
2192 Current Rating: 2192 + 1969 = 4161 votesCurrent Rating: 2192 + 1969 = 4161 votes 1969

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1740 Current Rating: 1740 + 1744 = 3484 votesCurrent Rating: 1740 + 1744 = 3484 votes 1744

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1612 Current Rating: 1612 + 1823 = 3435 votesCurrent Rating: 1612 + 1823 = 3435 votes 1823

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1462 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1462 = 2902 votes 1462

[882] 21: Yes ...
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1444 = 2852 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1444 = 2852 votes 1444

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1937 Current Rating: 1937 + 1752 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 1937 + 1752 = 3689 votes 1752

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
3189 Current Rating: 3189 + 1888 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 3189 + 1888 = 5077 votes 1888

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
4227 Current Rating: 4227 + 5186 = 9413 votesCurrent Rating: 4227 + 5186 = 9413 votes 5186

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 6101 = 9806 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 6101 = 9806 votes 6101

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2568 Current Rating: 2568 + 2569 = 5137 votesCurrent Rating: 2568 + 2569 = 5137 votes 2569

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
18732 Current Rating: 18732 + 17495 = 36227 votesCurrent Rating: 18732 + 17495 = 36227 votes 17495

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
16071 Current Rating: 16071 + 16608 = 32679 votesCurrent Rating: 16071 + 16608 = 32679 votes 16608

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1302 Current Rating: 1302 + 1293 = 2595 votesCurrent Rating: 1302 + 1293 = 2595 votes 1293

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
6493 Current Rating: 6493 + 7232 = 13725 votesCurrent Rating: 6493 + 7232 = 13725 votes 7232

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
5225 Current Rating: 5225 + 4081 = 9306 votesCurrent Rating: 5225 + 4081 = 9306 votes 4081

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
2230 Current Rating: 2230 + 2055 = 4285 votesCurrent Rating: 2230 + 2055 = 4285 votes 2055

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 2111 = 3967 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 2111 = 3967 votes 2111

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
3255 Current Rating: 3255 + 4550 = 7805 votesCurrent Rating: 3255 + 4550 = 7805 votes 4550


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
13783 Current Rating: 13783 + 14519 = 28302 votesCurrent Rating: 13783 + 14519 = 28302 votes 14519

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1966 Current Rating: 1966 + 1421 = 3387 votesCurrent Rating: 1966 + 1421 = 3387 votes 1421

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
6866 Current Rating: 6866 + 9158 = 16024 votesCurrent Rating: 6866 + 9158 = 16024 votes 9158

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3697 Current Rating: 3697 + 3793 = 7490 votesCurrent Rating: 3697 + 3793 = 7490 votes 3793

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2308 Current Rating: 2308 + 1965 = 4273 votesCurrent Rating: 2308 + 1965 = 4273 votes 1965

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 2687 = 4734 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 2687 = 4734 votes 2687

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
6556 Current Rating: 6556 + 5847 = 12403 votesCurrent Rating: 6556 + 5847 = 12403 votes 5847

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2756 Current Rating: 2756 + 3094 = 5850 votesCurrent Rating: 2756 + 3094 = 5850 votes 3094

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1886 = 3792 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1886 = 3792 votes 1886

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1499 = 2928 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1499 = 2928 votes 1499

[858] 16: I work for the bank
2167 Current Rating: 2167 + 1960 = 4127 votesCurrent Rating: 2167 + 1960 = 4127 votes 1960

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
2284 Current Rating: 2284 + 1701 = 3985 votesCurrent Rating: 2284 + 1701 = 3985 votes 1701

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
3371 Current Rating: 3371 + 4000 = 7371 votesCurrent Rating: 3371 + 4000 = 7371 votes 4000

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
2010 Current Rating: 2010 + 1804 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 2010 + 1804 = 3814 votes 1804

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 2794 = 4654 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 2794 = 4654 votes 2794

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
2040 Current Rating: 2040 + 1588 = 3628 votesCurrent Rating: 2040 + 1588 = 3628 votes 1588

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1468 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1468 = 2942 votes 1468

[851] 5: I can
8569 Current Rating: 8569 + 8104 = 16673 votesCurrent Rating: 8569 + 8104 = 16673 votes 8104

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
17097 Current Rating: 17097 + 18052 = 35149 votesCurrent Rating: 17097 + 18052 = 35149 votes 18052

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
11131 Current Rating: 11131 + 9976 = 21107 votesCurrent Rating: 11131 + 9976 = 21107 votes 9976


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
8139 Current Rating: 8139 + 7922 = 16061 votesCurrent Rating: 8139 + 7922 = 16061 votes 7922

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
5969 Current Rating: 5969 + 6440 = 12409 votesCurrent Rating: 5969 + 6440 = 12409 votes 6440

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
15133 Current Rating: 15133 + 23362 = 38495 votesCurrent Rating: 15133 + 23362 = 38495 votes 23362

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2389 Current Rating: 2389 + 2432 = 4821 votesCurrent Rating: 2389 + 2432 = 4821 votes 2432

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
3566 Current Rating: 3566 + 3074 = 6640 votesCurrent Rating: 3566 + 3074 = 6640 votes 3074

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
7074 Current Rating: 7074 + 6939 = 14013 votesCurrent Rating: 7074 + 6939 = 14013 votes 6939

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
3089 Current Rating: 3089 + 2549 = 5638 votesCurrent Rating: 3089 + 2549 = 5638 votes 2549

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
4727 Current Rating: 4727 + 5806 = 10533 votesCurrent Rating: 4727 + 5806 = 10533 votes 5806

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2857 Current Rating: 2857 + 2503 = 5360 votesCurrent Rating: 2857 + 2503 = 5360 votes 2503

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2991 Current Rating: 2991 + 4104 = 7095 votesCurrent Rating: 2991 + 4104 = 7095 votes 4104

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
4386 Current Rating: 4386 + 3767 = 8153 votesCurrent Rating: 4386 + 3767 = 8153 votes 3767

[836] 7: You look pissed
12834 Current Rating: 12834 + 14010 = 26844 votesCurrent Rating: 12834 + 14010 = 26844 votes 14010

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
6669 Current Rating: 6669 + 7270 = 13939 votesCurrent Rating: 6669 + 7270 = 13939 votes 7270

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2485 Current Rating: 2485 + 2958 = 5443 votesCurrent Rating: 2485 + 2958 = 5443 votes 2958

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
12402 Current Rating: 12402 + 11476 = 23878 votesCurrent Rating: 12402 + 11476 = 23878 votes 11476


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 3484 = 7346 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 3484 = 7346 votes 3484

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1732 = 3690 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1732 = 3690 votes 1732

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 2631 = 5827 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 2631 = 5827 votes 2631

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 2406 = 5222 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 2406 = 5222 votes 2406

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
5731 Current Rating: 5731 + 7191 = 12922 votesCurrent Rating: 5731 + 7191 = 12922 votes 7191

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2849 Current Rating: 2849 + 2629 = 5478 votesCurrent Rating: 2849 + 2629 = 5478 votes 2629

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
2155 Current Rating: 2155 + 2174 = 4329 votesCurrent Rating: 2155 + 2174 = 4329 votes 2174

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
10044 Current Rating: 10044 + 10854 = 20898 votesCurrent Rating: 10044 + 10854 = 20898 votes 10854

[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 2638 = 5546 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 2638 = 5546 votes 2638

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3917 Current Rating: 3917 + 2876 = 6793 votesCurrent Rating: 3917 + 2876 = 6793 votes 2876

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
2125 Current Rating: 2125 + 2608 = 4733 votesCurrent Rating: 2125 + 2608 = 4733 votes 2608

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1684 = 3686 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1684 = 3686 votes 1684

[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2791 Current Rating: 2791 + 2162 = 4953 votesCurrent Rating: 2791 + 2162 = 4953 votes 2162

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1930 Current Rating: 1930 + 1588 = 3518 votesCurrent Rating: 1930 + 1588 = 3518 votes 1588

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1448 = 3117 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1448 = 3117 votes 1448

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
2647 Current Rating: 2647 + 1841 = 4488 votesCurrent Rating: 2647 + 1841 = 4488 votes 1841


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2929 Current Rating: 2929 + 2888 = 5817 votesCurrent Rating: 2929 + 2888 = 5817 votes 2888

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 1954 = 3963 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 1954 = 3963 votes 1954

[806] 23: Sign here please
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 1877 = 3860 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 1877 = 3860 votes 1877

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let
7801 Current Rating: 7801 + 6964 = 14765 votesCurrent Rating: 7801 + 6964 = 14765 votes 6964

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 2273 = 4278 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 2273 = 4278 votes 2273

[799] 14: Every night it
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1912 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1912 = 3664 votes 1912

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 1819 = 3900 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 1819 = 3900 votes 1819

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
24226 Current Rating: 24226 + 25759 = 49985 votesCurrent Rating: 24226 + 25759 = 49985 votes 25759

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1853 Current Rating: 1853 + 1626 = 3479 votesCurrent Rating: 1853 + 1626 = 3479 votes 1626






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