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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2380 Current Rating: 2380 + 2398 = 4778 votesCurrent Rating: 2380 + 2398 = 4778 votes 2398

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 819 = 1947 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 819 = 1947 votes 819

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
5395 Current Rating: 5395 + 4917 = 10312 votesCurrent Rating: 5395 + 4917 = 10312 votes 4917

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1315 Current Rating: 1315 + 1211 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1315 + 1211 = 2526 votes 1211

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 996 = 2301 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 996 = 2301 votes 996

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1278 = 2663 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1278 = 2663 votes 1278

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1227 = 2514 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1227 = 2514 votes 1227

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
6586 Current Rating: 6586 + 9333 = 15919 votesCurrent Rating: 6586 + 9333 = 15919 votes 9333

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2763 Current Rating: 2763 + 4447 = 7210 votesCurrent Rating: 2763 + 4447 = 7210 votes 4447

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 5254 = 9504 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 5254 = 9504 votes 5254

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1110 = 2761 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1110 = 2761 votes 1110

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1109 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1109 = 2536 votes 1109


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 920 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 920 = 2103 votes 920

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1041 = 2431 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1041 = 2431 votes 1041

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1136 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1136 = 2722 votes 1136

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 930 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 930 = 2145 votes 930

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1470 Current Rating: 1470 + 1233 = 2703 votesCurrent Rating: 1470 + 1233 = 2703 votes 1233

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1176 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1176 = 2837 votes 1176

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1013 = 2039 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1013 = 2039 votes 1013

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1313 = 2899 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1313 = 2899 votes 1313

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1363 = 3119 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1363 = 3119 votes 1363

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 996 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 996 = 2294 votes 996

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2473 Current Rating: 2473 + 1767 = 4240 votesCurrent Rating: 2473 + 1767 = 4240 votes 1767

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2327 Current Rating: 2327 + 1313 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 2327 + 1313 = 3640 votes 1313

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5384 Current Rating: 5384 + 5316 = 10700 votesCurrent Rating: 5384 + 5316 = 10700 votes 5316

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2154 Current Rating: 2154 + 1897 = 4051 votesCurrent Rating: 2154 + 1897 = 4051 votes 1897

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1030 Current Rating: 1030 + 919 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1030 + 919 = 1949 votes 919

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
850 Current Rating: 850 + 971 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 971 = 1821 votes 971

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1128 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1128 = 2250 votes 1128

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6518 Current Rating: 6518 + 7172 = 13690 votesCurrent Rating: 6518 + 7172 = 13690 votes 7172

[995] 5: Back already?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 1095 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 1095 = 2033 votes 1095

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1179 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1179 = 2697 votes 1179

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3008 Current Rating: 3008 + 2355 = 5363 votesCurrent Rating: 3008 + 2355 = 5363 votes 2355


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2260 Current Rating: 2260 + 2058 = 4318 votesCurrent Rating: 2260 + 2058 = 4318 votes 2058

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5129 Current Rating: 5129 + 5749 = 10878 votesCurrent Rating: 5129 + 5749 = 10878 votes 5749

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1590 Current Rating: 1590 + 1307 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1590 + 1307 = 2897 votes 1307

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1217 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1217 = 2405 votes 1217

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1800 Current Rating: 1800 + 1416 = 3216 votesCurrent Rating: 1800 + 1416 = 3216 votes 1416

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3020 Current Rating: 3020 + 2171 = 5191 votesCurrent Rating: 3020 + 2171 = 5191 votes 2171

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1743 = 3513 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1743 = 3513 votes 1743

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2594 = 5749 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2594 = 5749 votes 2594

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1352 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1352 = 2972 votes 1352

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 1164 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 1164 = 2280 votes 1164

[982] 17: Today s science class
1174 Current Rating: 1174 + 931 = 2105 votesCurrent Rating: 1174 + 931 = 2105 votes 931

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1175 = 2305 votes 1175

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
751 Current Rating: 751 + 839 = 1590 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 839 = 1590 votes 839

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1519 Current Rating: 1519 + 2062 = 3581 votesCurrent Rating: 1519 + 2062 = 3581 votes 2062

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26634 Current Rating: 26634 + 26146 = 52780 votesCurrent Rating: 26634 + 26146 = 52780 votes 26146

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 1790 = 3612 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 1790 = 3612 votes 1790

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1134 Current Rating: 1134 + 992 = 2126 votesCurrent Rating: 1134 + 992 = 2126 votes 992

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1773 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1773 = 3664 votes 1773

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4158 Current Rating: 4158 + 4262 = 8420 votesCurrent Rating: 4158 + 4262 = 8420 votes 4262

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1674 Current Rating: 1674 + 1921 = 3595 votesCurrent Rating: 1674 + 1921 = 3595 votes 1921

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1275 Current Rating: 1275 + 1467 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1275 + 1467 = 2742 votes 1467

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1190 Current Rating: 1190 + 1239 = 2429 votesCurrent Rating: 1190 + 1239 = 2429 votes 1239


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1002 Current Rating: 1002 + 1322 = 2324 votesCurrent Rating: 1002 + 1322 = 2324 votes 1322

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 1233 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 1233 = 2242 votes 1233

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 1162 = 2300 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 1162 = 2300 votes 1162

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1220 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1220 = 2608 votes 1220

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4194 Current Rating: 4194 + 3797 = 7991 votesCurrent Rating: 4194 + 3797 = 7991 votes 3797

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1418 = 3046 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1418 = 3046 votes 1418

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1538 = 3496 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1538 = 3496 votes 1538

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2459 Current Rating: 2459 + 2577 = 5036 votesCurrent Rating: 2459 + 2577 = 5036 votes 2577

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1065 = 2068 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1065 = 2068 votes 1065

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30099 Current Rating: 30099 + 30136 = 60235 votesCurrent Rating: 30099 + 30136 = 60235 votes 30136

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1372 = 2646 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1372 = 2646 votes 1372

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2135 Current Rating: 2135 + 1910 = 4045 votesCurrent Rating: 2135 + 1910 = 4045 votes 1910

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1097 Current Rating: 1097 + 960 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1097 + 960 = 2057 votes 960

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 761 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 761 = 1924 votes 761

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1173 = 2783 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1173 = 2783 votes 1173

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1062 = 2697 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1062 = 2697 votes 1062

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
857 Current Rating: 857 + 814 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 814 = 1671 votes 814

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 1005 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 1005 = 2204 votes 1005

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
762 Current Rating: 762 + 761 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 762 + 761 = 1523 votes 761


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 871 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 871 = 1893 votes 871

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
643 Current Rating: 643 + 716 = 1359 votesCurrent Rating: 643 + 716 = 1359 votes 716

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 1331 = 2582 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 1331 = 2582 votes 1331

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1577 = 3432 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1577 = 3432 votes 1577

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1427 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1427 = 2943 votes 1427

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1057 = 2108 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1057 = 2108 votes 1057

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1374 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1374 = 2912 votes 1374

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3166 Current Rating: 3166 + 5483 = 8649 votesCurrent Rating: 3166 + 5483 = 8649 votes 5483

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1171 = 2443 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1171 = 2443 votes 1171

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 2675 = 5480 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 2675 = 5480 votes 2675

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2162 Current Rating: 2162 + 2317 = 4479 votesCurrent Rating: 2162 + 2317 = 4479 votes 2317

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
4223 Current Rating: 4223 + 2653 = 6876 votesCurrent Rating: 4223 + 2653 = 6876 votes 2653

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1331 = 2677 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1331 = 2677 votes 1331

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1018 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1018 = 2040 votes 1018

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1343 = 2851 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1343 = 2851 votes 1343

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1130 Current Rating: 1130 + 1083 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1130 + 1083 = 2213 votes 1083

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1077 = 2180 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1077 = 2180 votes 1077

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1299 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1299 = 2923 votes 1299

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1331 Current Rating: 1331 + 1203 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1331 + 1203 = 2534 votes 1203


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2792 Current Rating: 2792 + 4280 = 7072 votesCurrent Rating: 2792 + 4280 = 7072 votes 4280

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
939 Current Rating: 939 + 952 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 939 + 952 = 1891 votes 952

[930] 29: I need your help
927 Current Rating: 927 + 884 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 884 = 1811 votes 884

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3273 Current Rating: 3273 + 3236 = 6509 votesCurrent Rating: 3273 + 3236 = 6509 votes 3236

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
851 Current Rating: 851 + 752 = 1603 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 752 = 1603 votes 752

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1680 Current Rating: 1680 + 1441 = 3121 votesCurrent Rating: 1680 + 1441 = 3121 votes 1441

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1497 Current Rating: 1497 + 1281 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1497 + 1281 = 2778 votes 1281

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2400 Current Rating: 2400 + 2058 = 4458 votesCurrent Rating: 2400 + 2058 = 4458 votes 2058

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2530 Current Rating: 2530 + 2502 = 5032 votesCurrent Rating: 2530 + 2502 = 5032 votes 2502

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2511 Current Rating: 2511 + 1834 = 4345 votesCurrent Rating: 2511 + 1834 = 4345 votes 1834

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8587 Current Rating: 8587 + 8754 = 17341 votesCurrent Rating: 8587 + 8754 = 17341 votes 8754

[921] 16: You look wretched
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 4114 = 8108 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 4114 = 8108 votes 4114

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31282 Current Rating: 31282 + 34175 = 65457 votesCurrent Rating: 31282 + 34175 = 65457 votes 34175

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
5085 Current Rating: 5085 + 3748 = 8833 votesCurrent Rating: 5085 + 3748 = 8833 votes 3748

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2996 Current Rating: 2996 + 2341 = 5337 votesCurrent Rating: 2996 + 2341 = 5337 votes 2341

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
205898 Current Rating: 205898 + 199925 = 405823 votesCurrent Rating: 205898 + 199925 = 405823 votes 199925

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
51772 Current Rating: 51772 + 50060 = 101832 votesCurrent Rating: 51772 + 50060 = 101832 votes 50060

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
4953 Current Rating: 4953 + 4265 = 9218 votesCurrent Rating: 4953 + 4265 = 9218 votes 4265

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2950 Current Rating: 2950 + 2506 = 5456 votesCurrent Rating: 2950 + 2506 = 5456 votes 2506

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1796 Current Rating: 1796 + 2430 = 4226 votesCurrent Rating: 1796 + 2430 = 4226 votes 2430

[912] 3: Good morning all
2355 Current Rating: 2355 + 2353 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2355 + 2353 = 4708 votes 2353

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2593 Current Rating: 2593 + 2680 = 5273 votesCurrent Rating: 2593 + 2680 = 5273 votes 2680

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
6699 Current Rating: 6699 + 5535 = 12234 votesCurrent Rating: 6699 + 5535 = 12234 votes 5535


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
73604 Current Rating: 73604 + 71746 = 145350 votesCurrent Rating: 73604 + 71746 = 145350 votes 71746

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3751 Current Rating: 3751 + 2858 = 6609 votesCurrent Rating: 3751 + 2858 = 6609 votes 2858

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1826 Current Rating: 1826 + 1885 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 1826 + 1885 = 3711 votes 1885

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1799 Current Rating: 1799 + 1750 = 3549 votesCurrent Rating: 1799 + 1750 = 3549 votes 1750

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1581 = 3298 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1581 = 3298 votes 1581

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 2145 = 4294 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 2145 = 4294 votes 2145

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3750 Current Rating: 3750 + 4903 = 8653 votesCurrent Rating: 3750 + 4903 = 8653 votes 4903

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4844 Current Rating: 4844 + 4852 = 9696 votesCurrent Rating: 4844 + 4852 = 9696 votes 4852

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2074 Current Rating: 2074 + 1917 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 2074 + 1917 = 3991 votes 1917

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2834 Current Rating: 2834 + 3067 = 5901 votesCurrent Rating: 2834 + 3067 = 5901 votes 3067

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1584 Current Rating: 1584 + 1466 = 3050 votesCurrent Rating: 1584 + 1466 = 3050 votes 1466

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
7271 Current Rating: 7271 + 7426 = 14697 votesCurrent Rating: 7271 + 7426 = 14697 votes 7426

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26277 Current Rating: 26277 + 27159 = 53436 votesCurrent Rating: 26277 + 27159 = 53436 votes 27159

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
30352 Current Rating: 30352 + 32063 = 62415 votesCurrent Rating: 30352 + 32063 = 62415 votes 32063

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1582 Current Rating: 1582 + 1706 = 3288 votesCurrent Rating: 1582 + 1706 = 3288 votes 1706

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2165 Current Rating: 2165 + 1646 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 2165 + 1646 = 3811 votes 1646

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1569 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1569 = 3198 votes 1569

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1261 = 2717 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1261 = 2717 votes 1261

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1403 = 3599 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1403 = 3599 votes 1403


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1287 = 2863 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1287 = 2863 votes 1287

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1557 = 3305 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1557 = 3305 votes 1557

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1448 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1448 = 3099 votes 1448

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
7824 Current Rating: 7824 + 6555 = 14379 votesCurrent Rating: 7824 + 6555 = 14379 votes 6555

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 1700 = 3568 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 1700 = 3568 votes 1700

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1435 = 2898 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1435 = 2898 votes 1435

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1362 = 2713 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1362 = 2713 votes 1362

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1069 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1069 = 2128 votes 1069

[882] 21: Yes ...
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 984 = 2042 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 984 = 2042 votes 984

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1420 Current Rating: 1420 + 1266 = 2686 votesCurrent Rating: 1420 + 1266 = 2686 votes 1266

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2434 Current Rating: 2434 + 1506 = 3940 votesCurrent Rating: 2434 + 1506 = 3940 votes 1506

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 4418 = 7868 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 4418 = 7868 votes 4418

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2565 Current Rating: 2565 + 1605 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2565 + 1605 = 4170 votes 1605

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2125 Current Rating: 2125 + 2257 = 4382 votesCurrent Rating: 2125 + 2257 = 4382 votes 2257

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
15958 Current Rating: 15958 + 16598 = 32556 votesCurrent Rating: 15958 + 16598 = 32556 votes 16598

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
11397 Current Rating: 11397 + 12404 = 23801 votesCurrent Rating: 11397 + 12404 = 23801 votes 12404

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1020 Current Rating: 1020 + 1010 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1020 + 1010 = 2030 votes 1010

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
3677 Current Rating: 3677 + 5814 = 9491 votesCurrent Rating: 3677 + 5814 = 9491 votes 5814

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3994 Current Rating: 3994 + 3501 = 7495 votesCurrent Rating: 3994 + 3501 = 7495 votes 3501

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 1711 = 3579 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 1711 = 3579 votes 1711

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1661 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1661 = 3186 votes 1661

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2455 Current Rating: 2455 + 3718 = 6173 votesCurrent Rating: 2455 + 3718 = 6173 votes 3718


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
12098 Current Rating: 12098 + 12621 = 24719 votesCurrent Rating: 12098 + 12621 = 24719 votes 12621

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1484 Current Rating: 1484 + 1091 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1484 + 1091 = 2575 votes 1091

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
4218 Current Rating: 4218 + 7361 = 11579 votesCurrent Rating: 4218 + 7361 = 11579 votes 7361

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2872 Current Rating: 2872 + 2987 = 5859 votesCurrent Rating: 2872 + 2987 = 5859 votes 2987

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1687 = 3613 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1687 = 3613 votes 1687

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1726 Current Rating: 1726 + 2220 = 3946 votesCurrent Rating: 1726 + 2220 = 3946 votes 2220

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 4729 = 8931 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 4729 = 8931 votes 4729

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2153 Current Rating: 2153 + 2549 = 4702 votesCurrent Rating: 2153 + 2549 = 4702 votes 2549

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1586 Current Rating: 1586 + 1569 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1586 + 1569 = 3155 votes 1569

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 1169 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 1169 = 2277 votes 1169

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1691 = 3534 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1691 = 3534 votes 1691

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1731 Current Rating: 1731 + 1271 = 3002 votesCurrent Rating: 1731 + 1271 = 3002 votes 1271

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2559 Current Rating: 2559 + 3092 = 5651 votesCurrent Rating: 2559 + 3092 = 5651 votes 3092

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1746 Current Rating: 1746 + 1565 = 3311 votesCurrent Rating: 1746 + 1565 = 3311 votes 1565

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 2367 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 2367 = 3991 votes 2367

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1227 = 2834 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1227 = 2834 votes 1227

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1055 = 2109 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1055 = 2109 votes 1055

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
5826 Current Rating: 5826 + 4362 = 10188 votesCurrent Rating: 5826 + 4362 = 10188 votes 4362

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
12330 Current Rating: 12330 + 12070 = 24400 votesCurrent Rating: 12330 + 12070 = 24400 votes 12070

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
8321 Current Rating: 8321 + 8772 = 17093 votesCurrent Rating: 8321 + 8772 = 17093 votes 8772


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6283 Current Rating: 6283 + 5036 = 11319 votesCurrent Rating: 6283 + 5036 = 11319 votes 5036

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
4237 Current Rating: 4237 + 5288 = 9525 votesCurrent Rating: 4237 + 5288 = 9525 votes 5288

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
11605 Current Rating: 11605 + 15173 = 26778 votesCurrent Rating: 11605 + 15173 = 26778 votes 15173

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2054 Current Rating: 2054 + 2143 = 4197 votesCurrent Rating: 2054 + 2143 = 4197 votes 2143

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2863 Current Rating: 2863 + 2715 = 5578 votesCurrent Rating: 2863 + 2715 = 5578 votes 2715

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
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[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
2262 Current Rating: 2262 + 2075 = 4337 votesCurrent Rating: 2262 + 2075 = 4337 votes 2075

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3624 Current Rating: 3624 + 4666 = 8290 votesCurrent Rating: 3624 + 4666 = 8290 votes 4666

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2124 Current Rating: 2124 + 2005 = 4129 votesCurrent Rating: 2124 + 2005 = 4129 votes 2005

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2385 Current Rating: 2385 + 3447 = 5832 votesCurrent Rating: 2385 + 3447 = 5832 votes 3447

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3496 Current Rating: 3496 + 3093 = 6589 votesCurrent Rating: 3496 + 3093 = 6589 votes 3093

[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4802 Current Rating: 4802 + 6668 = 11470 votesCurrent Rating: 4802 + 6668 = 11470 votes 6668

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 2353 = 4295 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 2353 = 4295 votes 2353

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2549 Current Rating: 2549 + 2341 = 4890 votesCurrent Rating: 2549 + 2341 = 4890 votes 2341

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
11285 Current Rating: 11285 + 10428 = 21713 votesCurrent Rating: 11285 + 10428 = 21713 votes 10428


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2766 Current Rating: 2766 + 2643 = 5409 votesCurrent Rating: 2766 + 2643 = 5409 votes 2643

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1394 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1394 = 3018 votes 1394

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2342 Current Rating: 2342 + 2170 = 4512 votesCurrent Rating: 2342 + 2170 = 4512 votes 2170

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 1854 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 1854 = 3938 votes 1854

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
2046 Current Rating: 2046 + 3031 = 5077 votesCurrent Rating: 2046 + 3031 = 5077 votes 3031

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1972 = 4043 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1972 = 4043 votes 1972

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1870 = 3638 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1870 = 3638 votes 1870

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
6862 Current Rating: 6862 + 6843 = 13705 votesCurrent Rating: 6862 + 6843 = 13705 votes 6843

[823] 18: You look miserable
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1801 = 3692 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1801 = 3692 votes 1801

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2873 Current Rating: 2873 + 3061 = 5934 votesCurrent Rating: 2873 + 3061 = 5934 votes 3061

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 2071 = 4265 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 2071 = 4265 votes 2071

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3080 Current Rating: 3080 + 2448 = 5528 votesCurrent Rating: 3080 + 2448 = 5528 votes 2448

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 2062 = 3825 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 2062 = 3825 votes 2062

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1711 Current Rating: 1711 + 1464 = 3175 votesCurrent Rating: 1711 + 1464 = 3175 votes 1464

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1447 Current Rating: 1447 + 1384 = 2831 votesCurrent Rating: 1447 + 1384 = 2831 votes 1384

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2196 Current Rating: 2196 + 1755 = 3951 votesCurrent Rating: 2196 + 1755 = 3951 votes 1755

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1416 Current Rating: 1416 + 1216 = 2632 votesCurrent Rating: 1416 + 1216 = 2632 votes 1216

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
2134 Current Rating: 2134 + 1598 = 3732 votesCurrent Rating: 2134 + 1598 = 3732 votes 1598


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
56339 Current Rating: 56339 + 56276 = 112615 votesCurrent Rating: 56339 + 56276 = 112615 votes 56276

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
6748 Current Rating: 6748 + 5984 = 12732 votesCurrent Rating: 6748 + 5984 = 12732 votes 5984

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1630 Current Rating: 1630 + 1602 = 3232 votesCurrent Rating: 1630 + 1602 = 3232 votes 1602

[806] 23: Sign here please
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 1538 = 3185 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 1538 = 3185 votes 1538

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1488 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1488 = 3059 votes 1488

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1851 Current Rating: 1851 + 1991 = 3842 votesCurrent Rating: 1851 + 1991 = 3842 votes 1991

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1591 = 3167 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1591 = 3167 votes 1591

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
3113 Current Rating: 3113 + 2652 = 5765 votesCurrent Rating: 3113 + 2652 = 5765 votes 2652

[801] 16: Baby, let
5838 Current Rating: 5838 + 6231 = 12069 votesCurrent Rating: 5838 + 6231 = 12069 votes 6231

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 2013 = 3783 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 2013 = 3783 votes 2013

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
5667 Current Rating: 5667 + 4669 = 10336 votesCurrent Rating: 5667 + 4669 = 10336 votes 4669

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1570 Current Rating: 1570 + 1721 = 3291 votesCurrent Rating: 1570 + 1721 = 3291 votes 1721

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1570 = 3201 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1570 = 3201 votes 1570

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1721 Current Rating: 1721 + 1504 = 3225 votesCurrent Rating: 1721 + 1504 = 3225 votes 1504

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
190735 Current Rating: 190735 + 184443 = 375178 votesCurrent Rating: 190735 + 184443 = 375178 votes 184443

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1524 Current Rating: 1524 + 1356 = 2880 votesCurrent Rating: 1524 + 1356 = 2880 votes 1356






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