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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2111 Current Rating: 2111 + 2241 = 4352 votesCurrent Rating: 2111 + 2241 = 4352 votes 2241

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 774 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 774 = 1783 votes 774

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
4808 Current Rating: 4808 + 4559 = 9367 votesCurrent Rating: 4808 + 4559 = 9367 votes 4559

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1192 Current Rating: 1192 + 1093 = 2285 votesCurrent Rating: 1192 + 1093 = 2285 votes 1093

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 910 = 2139 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 910 = 2139 votes 910

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1202 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1202 = 2489 votes 1202

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1137 = 2334 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1137 = 2334 votes 1137

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
6222 Current Rating: 6222 + 9030 = 15252 votesCurrent Rating: 6222 + 9030 = 15252 votes 9030

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 4362 = 6804 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 4362 = 6804 votes 4362

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 5153 = 8786 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 5153 = 8786 votes 5153

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1041 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1041 = 2608 votes 1041

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1006 = 2290 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1006 = 2290 votes 1006


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 874 = 1959 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 874 = 1959 votes 874

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1187 Current Rating: 1187 + 890 = 2077 votesCurrent Rating: 1187 + 890 = 2077 votes 890

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1027 = 2488 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1027 = 2488 votes 1027

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 865 = 1988 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 865 = 1988 votes 865

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1382 Current Rating: 1382 + 1130 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1382 + 1130 = 2512 votes 1130

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1103 = 2672 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1103 = 2672 votes 1103

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
938 Current Rating: 938 + 930 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 938 + 930 = 1868 votes 930

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1208 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1208 = 2649 votes 1208

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1242 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1242 = 2865 votes 1242

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1163 Current Rating: 1163 + 893 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1163 + 893 = 2056 votes 893

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2332 Current Rating: 2332 + 1648 = 3980 votesCurrent Rating: 2332 + 1648 = 3980 votes 1648

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1233 = 3346 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1233 = 3346 votes 1233

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5072 Current Rating: 5072 + 5056 = 10128 votesCurrent Rating: 5072 + 5056 = 10128 votes 5056

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 1770 = 3756 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 1770 = 3756 votes 1770

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
941 Current Rating: 941 + 856 = 1797 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 856 = 1797 votes 856

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
770 Current Rating: 770 + 899 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 899 = 1669 votes 899

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1044 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1044 = 2071 votes 1044

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6449 Current Rating: 6449 + 7115 = 13564 votesCurrent Rating: 6449 + 7115 = 13564 votes 7115

[995] 5: Back already?
900 Current Rating: 900 + 1052 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 900 + 1052 = 1952 votes 1052

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1119 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1119 = 2575 votes 1119

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2771 Current Rating: 2771 + 2237 = 5008 votesCurrent Rating: 2771 + 2237 = 5008 votes 2237


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2180 Current Rating: 2180 + 1979 = 4159 votesCurrent Rating: 2180 + 1979 = 4159 votes 1979

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5048 Current Rating: 5048 + 5662 = 10710 votesCurrent Rating: 5048 + 5662 = 10710 votes 5662

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1259 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1259 = 2800 votes 1259

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1143 Current Rating: 1143 + 1167 = 2310 votesCurrent Rating: 1143 + 1167 = 2310 votes 1167

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 1323 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 1323 = 3041 votes 1323

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2909 Current Rating: 2909 + 2081 = 4990 votesCurrent Rating: 2909 + 2081 = 4990 votes 2081

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1698 Current Rating: 1698 + 1653 = 3351 votesCurrent Rating: 1698 + 1653 = 3351 votes 1653

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3043 Current Rating: 3043 + 2504 = 5547 votesCurrent Rating: 3043 + 2504 = 5547 votes 2504

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1540 Current Rating: 1540 + 1280 = 2820 votesCurrent Rating: 1540 + 1280 = 2820 votes 1280

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 1107 = 2179 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 1107 = 2179 votes 1107

[982] 17: Today s science class
1069 Current Rating: 1069 + 861 = 1930 votesCurrent Rating: 1069 + 861 = 1930 votes 861

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 1105 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 1105 = 2138 votes 1105

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
672 Current Rating: 672 + 781 = 1453 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 781 = 1453 votes 781

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1935 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1935 = 3334 votes 1935

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26532 Current Rating: 26532 + 26086 = 52618 votesCurrent Rating: 26532 + 26086 = 52618 votes 26086

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1544 = 3245 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1544 = 3245 votes 1544

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 952 = 2028 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 952 = 2028 votes 952

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1690 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1690 = 3495 votes 1690

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4022 Current Rating: 4022 + 4214 = 8236 votesCurrent Rating: 4022 + 4214 = 8236 votes 4214

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1798 = 3412 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1798 = 3412 votes 1798

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1363 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1363 = 2560 votes 1363

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1155 = 2231 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1155 = 2231 votes 1155


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
905 Current Rating: 905 + 1256 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 1256 = 2161 votes 1256

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
907 Current Rating: 907 + 1131 = 2038 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 1131 = 2038 votes 1131

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1076 = 2131 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1076 = 2131 votes 1076

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1307 Current Rating: 1307 + 1143 = 2450 votesCurrent Rating: 1307 + 1143 = 2450 votes 1143

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4062 Current Rating: 4062 + 3726 = 7788 votesCurrent Rating: 4062 + 3726 = 7788 votes 3726

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1544 Current Rating: 1544 + 1340 = 2884 votesCurrent Rating: 1544 + 1340 = 2884 votes 1340

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1466 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1466 = 3344 votes 1466

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2279 Current Rating: 2279 + 2349 = 4628 votesCurrent Rating: 2279 + 2349 = 4628 votes 2349

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
931 Current Rating: 931 + 1002 = 1933 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 1002 = 1933 votes 1002

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30030 Current Rating: 30030 + 30061 = 60091 votesCurrent Rating: 30030 + 30061 = 60091 votes 30061

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1276 = 2453 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1276 = 2453 votes 1276

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2038 Current Rating: 2038 + 1823 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 2038 + 1823 = 3861 votes 1823

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1039 Current Rating: 1039 + 892 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1039 + 892 = 1931 votes 892

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1041 Current Rating: 1041 + 710 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 1041 + 710 = 1751 votes 710

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1079 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1079 = 2588 votes 1079

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 971 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 971 = 2444 votes 971

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
776 Current Rating: 776 + 745 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 745 = 1521 votes 745

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1108 Current Rating: 1108 + 943 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1108 + 943 = 2051 votes 943

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
698 Current Rating: 698 + 694 = 1392 votesCurrent Rating: 698 + 694 = 1392 votes 694


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
918 Current Rating: 918 + 816 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 918 + 816 = 1734 votes 816

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
598 Current Rating: 598 + 674 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 598 + 674 = 1272 votes 674

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 1239 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 1239 = 2387 votes 1239

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1794 Current Rating: 1794 + 1544 = 3338 votesCurrent Rating: 1794 + 1544 = 3338 votes 1544

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1273 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1273 = 2608 votes 1273

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 976 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 976 = 1924 votes 976

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1408 Current Rating: 1408 + 1241 = 2649 votesCurrent Rating: 1408 + 1241 = 2649 votes 1241

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2944 Current Rating: 2944 + 5418 = 8362 votesCurrent Rating: 2944 + 5418 = 8362 votes 5418

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1058 = 2228 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1058 = 2228 votes 1058

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2480 Current Rating: 2480 + 2490 = 4970 votesCurrent Rating: 2480 + 2490 = 4970 votes 2490

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 2225 = 4182 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 2225 = 4182 votes 2225

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
3377 Current Rating: 3377 + 2425 = 5802 votesCurrent Rating: 3377 + 2425 = 5802 votes 2425

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1246 Current Rating: 1246 + 1224 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1246 + 1224 = 2470 votes 1224

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
951 Current Rating: 951 + 946 = 1897 votesCurrent Rating: 951 + 946 = 1897 votes 946

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1269 = 2705 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1269 = 2705 votes 1269

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 1010 = 2056 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 1010 = 2056 votes 1010

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1022 = 2025 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1022 = 2025 votes 1022

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1223 = 2755 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1223 = 2755 votes 1223

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1250 Current Rating: 1250 + 1125 = 2375 votesCurrent Rating: 1250 + 1125 = 2375 votes 1125


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
2523 Current Rating: 2523 + 4192 = 6715 votesCurrent Rating: 2523 + 4192 = 6715 votes 4192

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
858 Current Rating: 858 + 874 = 1732 votesCurrent Rating: 858 + 874 = 1732 votes 874

[930] 29: I need your help
866 Current Rating: 866 + 832 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 832 = 1698 votes 832

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 3112 = 6208 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 3112 = 6208 votes 3112

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 716 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 716 = 1521 votes 716

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1344 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1344 = 2923 votes 1344

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1434 Current Rating: 1434 + 1225 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1434 + 1225 = 2659 votes 1225

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2288 Current Rating: 2288 + 1951 = 4239 votesCurrent Rating: 2288 + 1951 = 4239 votes 1951

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2211 Current Rating: 2211 + 2369 = 4580 votesCurrent Rating: 2211 + 2369 = 4580 votes 2369

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2433 Current Rating: 2433 + 1782 = 4215 votesCurrent Rating: 2433 + 1782 = 4215 votes 1782

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8316 Current Rating: 8316 + 8661 = 16977 votesCurrent Rating: 8316 + 8661 = 16977 votes 8661

[921] 16: You look wretched
3836 Current Rating: 3836 + 3938 = 7774 votesCurrent Rating: 3836 + 3938 = 7774 votes 3938

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31188 Current Rating: 31188 + 34093 = 65281 votesCurrent Rating: 31188 + 34093 = 65281 votes 34093

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
4077 Current Rating: 4077 + 3539 = 7616 votesCurrent Rating: 4077 + 3539 = 7616 votes 3539

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2906 Current Rating: 2906 + 2258 = 5164 votesCurrent Rating: 2906 + 2258 = 5164 votes 2258

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
163292 Current Rating: 163292 + 187274 = 350566 votesCurrent Rating: 163292 + 187274 = 350566 votes 187274

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
49267 Current Rating: 49267 + 49728 = 98995 votesCurrent Rating: 49267 + 49728 = 98995 votes 49728

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
4440 Current Rating: 4440 + 4113 = 8553 votesCurrent Rating: 4440 + 4113 = 8553 votes 4113

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2829 Current Rating: 2829 + 2425 = 5254 votesCurrent Rating: 2829 + 2425 = 5254 votes 2425

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 2357 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 2357 = 4063 votes 2357

[912] 3: Good morning all
2335 Current Rating: 2335 + 2329 = 4664 votesCurrent Rating: 2335 + 2329 = 4664 votes 2329

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2383 Current Rating: 2383 + 2544 = 4927 votesCurrent Rating: 2383 + 2544 = 4927 votes 2544

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
5784 Current Rating: 5784 + 5213 = 10997 votesCurrent Rating: 5784 + 5213 = 10997 votes 5213


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
66322 Current Rating: 66322 + 67174 = 133496 votesCurrent Rating: 66322 + 67174 = 133496 votes 67174

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3568 Current Rating: 3568 + 2769 = 6337 votesCurrent Rating: 3568 + 2769 = 6337 votes 2769

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1739 Current Rating: 1739 + 1801 = 3540 votesCurrent Rating: 1739 + 1801 = 3540 votes 1801

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1634 = 3325 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1634 = 3325 votes 1634

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1509 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1509 = 3143 votes 1509

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 2076 = 4145 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 2076 = 4145 votes 2076

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3577 Current Rating: 3577 + 4802 = 8379 votesCurrent Rating: 3577 + 4802 = 8379 votes 4802

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
4402 Current Rating: 4402 + 4776 = 9178 votesCurrent Rating: 4402 + 4776 = 9178 votes 4776

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1973 Current Rating: 1973 + 1842 = 3815 votesCurrent Rating: 1973 + 1842 = 3815 votes 1842

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2741 Current Rating: 2741 + 2954 = 5695 votesCurrent Rating: 2741 + 2954 = 5695 votes 2954

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1382 = 2876 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1382 = 2876 votes 1382

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
6406 Current Rating: 6406 + 7067 = 13473 votesCurrent Rating: 6406 + 7067 = 13473 votes 7067

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26095 Current Rating: 26095 + 27071 = 53166 votesCurrent Rating: 26095 + 27071 = 53166 votes 27071

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
29047 Current Rating: 29047 + 31499 = 60546 votesCurrent Rating: 29047 + 31499 = 60546 votes 31499

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1639 = 3157 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1639 = 3157 votes 1639

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2079 Current Rating: 2079 + 1555 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 2079 + 1555 = 3634 votes 1555

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1468 = 3000 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1468 = 3000 votes 1468

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1368 Current Rating: 1368 + 1184 = 2552 votesCurrent Rating: 1368 + 1184 = 2552 votes 1184

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1304 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1304 = 3293 votes 1304


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1488 Current Rating: 1488 + 1219 = 2707 votesCurrent Rating: 1488 + 1219 = 2707 votes 1219

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1479 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1479 = 3163 votes 1479

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1532 Current Rating: 1532 + 1352 = 2884 votesCurrent Rating: 1532 + 1352 = 2884 votes 1352

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
7241 Current Rating: 7241 + 6305 = 13546 votesCurrent Rating: 7241 + 6305 = 13546 votes 6305

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1628 = 3392 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1628 = 3392 votes 1628

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1345 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1345 = 2735 votes 1345

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1232 = 2522 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1232 = 2522 votes 1232

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
972 Current Rating: 972 + 982 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 982 = 1954 votes 982

[882] 21: Yes ...
985 Current Rating: 985 + 920 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 985 + 920 = 1905 votes 920

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1287 Current Rating: 1287 + 1151 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1287 + 1151 = 2438 votes 1151

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2233 Current Rating: 2233 + 1415 = 3648 votesCurrent Rating: 2233 + 1415 = 3648 votes 1415

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3202 Current Rating: 3202 + 4182 = 7384 votesCurrent Rating: 3202 + 4182 = 7384 votes 4182

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2332 Current Rating: 2332 + 1507 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 2332 + 1507 = 3839 votes 1507

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1978 Current Rating: 1978 + 2173 = 4151 votesCurrent Rating: 1978 + 2173 = 4151 votes 2173

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
14951 Current Rating: 14951 + 16339 = 31290 votesCurrent Rating: 14951 + 16339 = 31290 votes 16339

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
9887 Current Rating: 9887 + 11493 = 21380 votesCurrent Rating: 9887 + 11493 = 21380 votes 11493

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 943 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 943 = 1887 votes 943

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2941 Current Rating: 2941 + 5444 = 8385 votesCurrent Rating: 2941 + 5444 = 8385 votes 5444

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3644 Current Rating: 3644 + 3413 = 7057 votesCurrent Rating: 3644 + 3413 = 7057 votes 3413

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 1609 = 3374 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 1609 = 3374 votes 1609

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1550 = 3005 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1550 = 3005 votes 1550

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2270 Current Rating: 2270 + 3519 = 5789 votesCurrent Rating: 2270 + 3519 = 5789 votes 3519


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
11654 Current Rating: 11654 + 12279 = 23933 votesCurrent Rating: 11654 + 12279 = 23933 votes 12279

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1413 Current Rating: 1413 + 1013 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1413 + 1013 = 2426 votes 1013

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
3542 Current Rating: 3542 + 7016 = 10558 votesCurrent Rating: 3542 + 7016 = 10558 votes 7016

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2598 Current Rating: 2598 + 2718 = 5316 votesCurrent Rating: 2598 + 2718 = 5316 votes 2718

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1594 = 3409 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1594 = 3409 votes 1594

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1647 Current Rating: 1647 + 2075 = 3722 votesCurrent Rating: 1647 + 2075 = 3722 votes 2075

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 4615 = 8663 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 4615 = 8663 votes 4615

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 2352 = 4304 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 2352 = 4304 votes 2352

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1508 Current Rating: 1508 + 1484 = 2992 votesCurrent Rating: 1508 + 1484 = 2992 votes 1484

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1014 Current Rating: 1014 + 1087 = 2101 votesCurrent Rating: 1014 + 1087 = 2101 votes 1087

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1754 Current Rating: 1754 + 1616 = 3370 votesCurrent Rating: 1754 + 1616 = 3370 votes 1616

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1159 = 2737 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1159 = 2737 votes 1159

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2348 Current Rating: 2348 + 2832 = 5180 votesCurrent Rating: 2348 + 2832 = 5180 votes 2832

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1499 = 3168 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1499 = 3168 votes 1499

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 2230 = 3802 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 2230 = 3802 votes 2230

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1486 Current Rating: 1486 + 1132 = 2618 votesCurrent Rating: 1486 + 1132 = 2618 votes 1132

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
948 Current Rating: 948 + 961 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 961 = 1909 votes 961

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
4901 Current Rating: 4901 + 4106 = 9007 votesCurrent Rating: 4901 + 4106 = 9007 votes 4106

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
10711 Current Rating: 10711 + 11514 = 22225 votesCurrent Rating: 10711 + 11514 = 22225 votes 11514

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
7794 Current Rating: 7794 + 8597 = 16391 votesCurrent Rating: 7794 + 8597 = 16391 votes 8597


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
5878 Current Rating: 5878 + 4797 = 10675 votesCurrent Rating: 5878 + 4797 = 10675 votes 4797

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3791 Current Rating: 3791 + 5044 = 8835 votesCurrent Rating: 3791 + 5044 = 8835 votes 5044

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
10678 Current Rating: 10678 + 14302 = 24980 votesCurrent Rating: 10678 + 14302 = 24980 votes 14302

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1952 Current Rating: 1952 + 2066 = 4018 votesCurrent Rating: 1952 + 2066 = 4018 votes 2066

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2604 Current Rating: 2604 + 2617 = 5221 votesCurrent Rating: 2604 + 2617 = 5221 votes 2617

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
4265 Current Rating: 4265 + 5273 = 9538 votesCurrent Rating: 4265 + 5273 = 9538 votes 5273

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1999 Current Rating: 1999 + 1936 = 3935 votesCurrent Rating: 1999 + 1936 = 3935 votes 1936

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3432 Current Rating: 3432 + 4498 = 7930 votesCurrent Rating: 3432 + 4498 = 7930 votes 4498

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 1880 = 3783 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 1880 = 3783 votes 1880

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
2213 Current Rating: 2213 + 3230 = 5443 votesCurrent Rating: 2213 + 3230 = 5443 votes 3230

[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3196 Current Rating: 3196 + 2997 = 6193 votesCurrent Rating: 3196 + 2997 = 6193 votes 2997

[836] 7: You look pissed
8644 Current Rating: 8644 + 10177 = 18821 votesCurrent Rating: 8644 + 10177 = 18821 votes 10177

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
4569 Current Rating: 4569 + 6518 = 11087 votesCurrent Rating: 4569 + 6518 = 11087 votes 6518

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
1792 Current Rating: 1792 + 2158 = 3950 votesCurrent Rating: 1792 + 2158 = 3950 votes 2158

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 2229 = 4596 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 2229 = 4596 votes 2229

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
9593 Current Rating: 9593 + 10106 = 19699 votesCurrent Rating: 9593 + 10106 = 19699 votes 10106


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
2510 Current Rating: 2510 + 2514 = 5024 votesCurrent Rating: 2510 + 2514 = 5024 votes 2514

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1528 Current Rating: 1528 + 1301 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1528 + 1301 = 2829 votes 1301

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
1980 Current Rating: 1980 + 2000 = 3980 votesCurrent Rating: 1980 + 2000 = 3980 votes 2000

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
1906 Current Rating: 1906 + 1737 = 3643 votesCurrent Rating: 1906 + 1737 = 3643 votes 1737

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
1932 Current Rating: 1932 + 2895 = 4827 votesCurrent Rating: 1932 + 2895 = 4827 votes 2895

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
1858 Current Rating: 1858 + 1761 = 3619 votesCurrent Rating: 1858 + 1761 = 3619 votes 1761

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1791 = 3455 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1791 = 3455 votes 1791

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
6090 Current Rating: 6090 + 6504 = 12594 votesCurrent Rating: 6090 + 6504 = 12594 votes 6504

[823] 18: You look miserable
1787 Current Rating: 1787 + 1731 = 3518 votesCurrent Rating: 1787 + 1731 = 3518 votes 1731

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
2649 Current Rating: 2649 + 2884 = 5533 votesCurrent Rating: 2649 + 2884 = 5533 votes 2884

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1921 = 3905 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1921 = 3905 votes 1921

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
2789 Current Rating: 2789 + 2323 = 5112 votesCurrent Rating: 2789 + 2323 = 5112 votes 2323

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1901 = 3572 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1901 = 3572 votes 1901

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1406 = 3032 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1406 = 3032 votes 1406

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1301 = 2684 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1301 = 2684 votes 1301

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1638 = 3605 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1638 = 3605 votes 1638

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
1507 Current Rating: 1507 + 1203 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1507 + 1203 = 2710 votes 1203

[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1156 = 2527 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1156 = 2527 votes 1156

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
1974 Current Rating: 1974 + 1528 = 3502 votesCurrent Rating: 1974 + 1528 = 3502 votes 1528


Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
4504 Current Rating: 4504 + 3387 = 7891 votesCurrent Rating: 4504 + 3387 = 7891 votes 3387

[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
6382 Current Rating: 6382 + 5701 = 12083 votesCurrent Rating: 6382 + 5701 = 12083 votes 5701

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1513 = 3052 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1513 = 3052 votes 1513

[806] 23: Sign here please
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1445 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1445 = 3003 votes 1445

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
1494 Current Rating: 1494 + 1413 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1494 + 1413 = 2907 votes 1413

[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1794 = 3518 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1794 = 3518 votes 1794

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1512 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1512 = 3004 votes 1512

[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
2720 Current Rating: 2720 + 2540 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2720 + 2540 = 5260 votes 2540

[801] 16: Baby, let
4857 Current Rating: 4857 + 5723 = 10580 votesCurrent Rating: 4857 + 5723 = 10580 votes 5723

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1937 = 3653 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1937 = 3653 votes 1937

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
4565 Current Rating: 4565 + 4452 = 9017 votesCurrent Rating: 4565 + 4452 = 9017 votes 4452

[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1659 = 3186 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1659 = 3186 votes 1659

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1555 Current Rating: 1555 + 1500 = 3055 votesCurrent Rating: 1555 + 1500 = 3055 votes 1500

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1418 = 3022 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1418 = 3022 votes 1418

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
148973 Current Rating: 148973 + 174943 = 323916 votesCurrent Rating: 148973 + 174943 = 323916 votes 174943

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1284 = 2720 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1284 = 2720 votes 1284






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