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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
2541 Current Rating: 2541 + 2469 = 5010 votesCurrent Rating: 2541 + 2469 = 5010 votes 2469

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 860 = 2041 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 860 = 2041 votes 860

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
6025 Current Rating: 6025 + 5287 = 11312 votesCurrent Rating: 6025 + 5287 = 11312 votes 5287

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1297 = 2691 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1297 = 2691 votes 1297

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1361 Current Rating: 1361 + 1029 = 2390 votesCurrent Rating: 1361 + 1029 = 2390 votes 1029

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1475 Current Rating: 1475 + 1381 = 2856 votesCurrent Rating: 1475 + 1381 = 2856 votes 1381

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1300 = 2645 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1300 = 2645 votes 1300

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
7348 Current Rating: 7348 + 9931 = 17279 votesCurrent Rating: 7348 + 9931 = 17279 votes 9931

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
2931 Current Rating: 2931 + 4531 = 7462 votesCurrent Rating: 2931 + 4531 = 7462 votes 4531

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
4566 Current Rating: 4566 + 5415 = 9981 votesCurrent Rating: 4566 + 5415 = 9981 votes 5415

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 1202 = 3019 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 1202 = 3019 votes 1202

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1491 Current Rating: 1491 + 1180 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1491 + 1180 = 2671 votes 1180


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1005 = 2235 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1005 = 2235 votes 1005

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1160 = 2650 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1160 = 2650 votes 1160

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1702 Current Rating: 1702 + 1247 = 2949 votesCurrent Rating: 1702 + 1247 = 2949 votes 1247

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
1277 Current Rating: 1277 + 1015 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1277 + 1015 = 2292 votes 1015

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1572 Current Rating: 1572 + 1365 = 2937 votesCurrent Rating: 1572 + 1365 = 2937 votes 1365

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 1299 = 3077 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 1299 = 3077 votes 1299

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
1109 Current Rating: 1109 + 1104 = 2213 votesCurrent Rating: 1109 + 1104 = 2213 votes 1104

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1678 Current Rating: 1678 + 1407 = 3085 votesCurrent Rating: 1678 + 1407 = 3085 votes 1407

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1893 Current Rating: 1893 + 1507 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1893 + 1507 = 3400 votes 1507

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1073 = 2442 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1073 = 2442 votes 1073

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
2715 Current Rating: 2715 + 1887 = 4602 votesCurrent Rating: 2715 + 1887 = 4602 votes 1887

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 1379 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 1379 = 3814 votes 1379

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
5822 Current Rating: 5822 + 5596 = 11418 votesCurrent Rating: 5822 + 5596 = 11418 votes 5596

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
2277 Current Rating: 2277 + 2005 = 4282 votesCurrent Rating: 2277 + 2005 = 4282 votes 2005

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
1096 Current Rating: 1096 + 990 = 2086 votesCurrent Rating: 1096 + 990 = 2086 votes 990

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
924 Current Rating: 924 + 1032 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 1032 = 1956 votes 1032

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1222 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1222 = 2428 votes 1222

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6567 Current Rating: 6567 + 7227 = 13794 votesCurrent Rating: 6567 + 7227 = 13794 votes 7227

[995] 5: Back already?
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 1154 = 2190 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 1154 = 2190 votes 1154

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1567 Current Rating: 1567 + 1233 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1567 + 1233 = 2800 votes 1233

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
3173 Current Rating: 3173 + 2453 = 5626 votesCurrent Rating: 3173 + 2453 = 5626 votes 2453


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2321 Current Rating: 2321 + 2135 = 4456 votesCurrent Rating: 2321 + 2135 = 4456 votes 2135

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
5201 Current Rating: 5201 + 5816 = 11017 votesCurrent Rating: 5201 + 5816 = 11017 votes 5816

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1626 Current Rating: 1626 + 1347 = 2973 votesCurrent Rating: 1626 + 1347 = 2973 votes 1347

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1227 Current Rating: 1227 + 1275 = 2502 votesCurrent Rating: 1227 + 1275 = 2502 votes 1275

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1871 Current Rating: 1871 + 1468 = 3339 votesCurrent Rating: 1871 + 1468 = 3339 votes 1468

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
3125 Current Rating: 3125 + 2285 = 5410 votesCurrent Rating: 3125 + 2285 = 5410 votes 2285

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1838 Current Rating: 1838 + 1829 = 3667 votesCurrent Rating: 1838 + 1829 = 3667 votes 1829

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
3306 Current Rating: 3306 + 2734 = 6040 votesCurrent Rating: 3306 + 2734 = 6040 votes 2734

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1435 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1435 = 3136 votes 1435

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1213 = 2366 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1213 = 2366 votes 1213

[982] 17: Today s science class
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1001 = 2270 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1001 = 2270 votes 1001

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
1208 Current Rating: 1208 + 1231 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1208 + 1231 = 2439 votes 1231

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
798 Current Rating: 798 + 892 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 892 = 1690 votes 892

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 2143 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 2143 = 3744 votes 2143

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26668 Current Rating: 26668 + 26180 = 52848 votesCurrent Rating: 26668 + 26180 = 52848 votes 26180

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1932 Current Rating: 1932 + 1891 = 3823 votesCurrent Rating: 1932 + 1891 = 3823 votes 1891

[976] 8: Good morning sir
1172 Current Rating: 1172 + 1019 = 2191 votesCurrent Rating: 1172 + 1019 = 2191 votes 1019

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1948 Current Rating: 1948 + 1845 = 3793 votesCurrent Rating: 1948 + 1845 = 3793 votes 1845

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
4255 Current Rating: 4255 + 4325 = 8580 votesCurrent Rating: 4255 + 4325 = 8580 votes 4325

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1718 Current Rating: 1718 + 2019 = 3737 votesCurrent Rating: 1718 + 2019 = 3737 votes 2019

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1343 Current Rating: 1343 + 1524 = 2867 votesCurrent Rating: 1343 + 1524 = 2867 votes 1524

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
1274 Current Rating: 1274 + 1306 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1274 + 1306 = 2580 votes 1306


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1377 = 2440 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1377 = 2440 votes 1377

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1362 = 2486 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1362 = 2486 votes 1362

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
1219 Current Rating: 1219 + 1251 = 2470 votesCurrent Rating: 1219 + 1251 = 2470 votes 1251

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1270 = 2726 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1270 = 2726 votes 1270

[966] 20: Hi ladies
4283 Current Rating: 4283 + 3863 = 8146 votesCurrent Rating: 4283 + 3863 = 8146 votes 3863

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1514 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1514 = 3210 votes 1514

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
2024 Current Rating: 2024 + 1600 = 3624 votesCurrent Rating: 2024 + 1600 = 3624 votes 1600

[963] 17: Knock knock!
2616 Current Rating: 2616 + 2737 = 5353 votesCurrent Rating: 2616 + 2737 = 5353 votes 2737

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 1122 = 2181 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 1122 = 2181 votes 1122

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
30165 Current Rating: 30165 + 30189 = 60354 votesCurrent Rating: 30165 + 30189 = 60354 votes 30189

[960] 12: We need your legal help
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1453 = 2803 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1453 = 2803 votes 1453

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1977 = 4220 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1977 = 4220 votes 1977

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
1137 Current Rating: 1137 + 1004 = 2141 votesCurrent Rating: 1137 + 1004 = 2141 votes 1004

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 799 = 2017 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 799 = 2017 votes 799

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1738 Current Rating: 1738 + 1257 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1738 + 1257 = 2995 votes 1257

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1144 = 2899 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1144 = 2899 votes 1144

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
926 Current Rating: 926 + 870 = 1796 votesCurrent Rating: 926 + 870 = 1796 votes 870

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1071 = 2340 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1071 = 2340 votes 1071

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
881 Current Rating: 881 + 822 = 1703 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 822 = 1703 votes 822


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
1061 Current Rating: 1061 + 926 = 1987 votesCurrent Rating: 1061 + 926 = 1987 votes 926

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
686 Current Rating: 686 + 746 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 686 + 746 = 1432 votes 746

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1412 = 2745 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1412 = 2745 votes 1412

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1602 = 3504 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1602 = 3504 votes 1602

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1604 = 3259 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1604 = 3259 votes 1604

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1192 = 2327 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1192 = 2327 votes 1192

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1502 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1502 = 3199 votes 1502

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3494 Current Rating: 3494 + 5579 = 9073 votesCurrent Rating: 3494 + 5579 = 9073 votes 5579

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
1370 Current Rating: 1370 + 1239 = 2609 votesCurrent Rating: 1370 + 1239 = 2609 votes 1239

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
2916 Current Rating: 2916 + 2745 = 5661 votesCurrent Rating: 2916 + 2745 = 5661 votes 2745

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
2245 Current Rating: 2245 + 2373 = 4618 votesCurrent Rating: 2245 + 2373 = 4618 votes 2373

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
4680 Current Rating: 4680 + 2857 = 7537 votesCurrent Rating: 4680 + 2857 = 7537 votes 2857

[939] 13: She s a hottie
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1427 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1427 = 2866 votes 1427

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
1093 Current Rating: 1093 + 1092 = 2185 votesCurrent Rating: 1093 + 1092 = 2185 votes 1092

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1566 Current Rating: 1566 + 1412 = 2978 votesCurrent Rating: 1566 + 1412 = 2978 votes 1412

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
1193 Current Rating: 1193 + 1139 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1193 + 1139 = 2332 votes 1139

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1127 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1127 = 2269 votes 1127

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 1370 = 3059 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 1370 = 3059 votes 1370

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1261 = 2662 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1261 = 2662 votes 1261


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
3200 Current Rating: 3200 + 4363 = 7563 votesCurrent Rating: 3200 + 4363 = 7563 votes 4363

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
1054 Current Rating: 1054 + 1045 = 2099 votesCurrent Rating: 1054 + 1045 = 2099 votes 1045

[930] 29: I need your help
974 Current Rating: 974 + 924 = 1898 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 924 = 1898 votes 924

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
3366 Current Rating: 3366 + 3354 = 6720 votesCurrent Rating: 3366 + 3354 = 6720 votes 3354

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
871 Current Rating: 871 + 775 = 1646 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 775 = 1646 votes 775

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1513 = 3280 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1513 = 3280 votes 1513

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1326 = 2878 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1326 = 2878 votes 1326

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
2500 Current Rating: 2500 + 2159 = 4659 votesCurrent Rating: 2500 + 2159 = 4659 votes 2159

[924] 19: Did things go well?
2696 Current Rating: 2696 + 2577 = 5273 votesCurrent Rating: 2696 + 2577 = 5273 votes 2577

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2574 Current Rating: 2574 + 1882 = 4456 votesCurrent Rating: 2574 + 1882 = 4456 votes 1882

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
8724 Current Rating: 8724 + 8822 = 17546 votesCurrent Rating: 8724 + 8822 = 17546 votes 8822

[921] 16: You look wretched
4141 Current Rating: 4141 + 4276 = 8417 votesCurrent Rating: 4141 + 4276 = 8417 votes 4276

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
31348 Current Rating: 31348 + 34243 = 65591 votesCurrent Rating: 31348 + 34243 = 65591 votes 34243

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
5297 Current Rating: 5297 + 3831 = 9128 votesCurrent Rating: 5297 + 3831 = 9128 votes 3831

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
3068 Current Rating: 3068 + 2408 = 5476 votesCurrent Rating: 3068 + 2408 = 5476 votes 2408

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
215866 Current Rating: 215866 + 221355 = 437221 votesCurrent Rating: 215866 + 221355 = 437221 votes 221355

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
54167 Current Rating: 54167 + 55259 = 109426 votesCurrent Rating: 54167 + 55259 = 109426 votes 55259

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
5291 Current Rating: 5291 + 4370 = 9661 votesCurrent Rating: 5291 + 4370 = 9661 votes 4370

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2559 = 5620 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2559 = 5620 votes 2559

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1863 Current Rating: 1863 + 2496 = 4359 votesCurrent Rating: 1863 + 2496 = 4359 votes 2496

[912] 3: Good morning all
2368 Current Rating: 2368 + 2406 = 4774 votesCurrent Rating: 2368 + 2406 = 4774 votes 2406

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2680 Current Rating: 2680 + 2737 = 5417 votesCurrent Rating: 2680 + 2737 = 5417 votes 2737

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
7606 Current Rating: 7606 + 5744 = 13350 votesCurrent Rating: 7606 + 5744 = 13350 votes 5744


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
81546 Current Rating: 81546 + 81862 = 163408 votesCurrent Rating: 81546 + 81862 = 163408 votes 81862

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3881 Current Rating: 3881 + 2928 = 6809 votesCurrent Rating: 3881 + 2928 = 6809 votes 2928

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 1929 = 3809 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 1929 = 3809 votes 1929

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1896 Current Rating: 1896 + 1872 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 1896 + 1872 = 3768 votes 1872

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1765 Current Rating: 1765 + 1648 = 3413 votesCurrent Rating: 1765 + 1648 = 3413 votes 1648

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
2205 Current Rating: 2205 + 2206 = 4411 votesCurrent Rating: 2205 + 2206 = 4411 votes 2206

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3819 Current Rating: 3819 + 4979 = 8798 votesCurrent Rating: 3819 + 4979 = 8798 votes 4979

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
5074 Current Rating: 5074 + 4913 = 9987 votesCurrent Rating: 5074 + 4913 = 9987 votes 4913

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
2150 Current Rating: 2150 + 1986 = 4136 votesCurrent Rating: 2150 + 1986 = 4136 votes 1986

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
3003 Current Rating: 3003 + 3159 = 6162 votesCurrent Rating: 3003 + 3159 = 6162 votes 3159

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1656 Current Rating: 1656 + 1536 = 3192 votesCurrent Rating: 1656 + 1536 = 3192 votes 1536

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
8157 Current Rating: 8157 + 7704 = 15861 votesCurrent Rating: 8157 + 7704 = 15861 votes 7704

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
26400 Current Rating: 26400 + 27227 = 53627 votesCurrent Rating: 26400 + 27227 = 53627 votes 27227

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
30694 Current Rating: 30694 + 32218 = 62912 votesCurrent Rating: 30694 + 32218 = 62912 votes 32218

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1758 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1758 = 3376 votes 1758

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
2225 Current Rating: 2225 + 1709 = 3934 votesCurrent Rating: 2225 + 1709 = 3934 votes 1709

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1682 = 3407 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1682 = 3407 votes 1682

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1330 = 2852 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1330 = 2852 votes 1330

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
2407 Current Rating: 2407 + 1483 = 3890 votesCurrent Rating: 2407 + 1483 = 3890 votes 1483


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1351 = 2999 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1351 = 2999 votes 1351

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1810 Current Rating: 1810 + 1623 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1810 + 1623 = 3433 votes 1623

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1528 = 3284 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1528 = 3284 votes 1528

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
8360 Current Rating: 8360 + 6822 = 15182 votesCurrent Rating: 8360 + 6822 = 15182 votes 6822

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1949 Current Rating: 1949 + 1779 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1949 + 1779 = 3728 votes 1779

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1499 = 3009 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1499 = 3009 votes 1499

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1412 = 2827 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1412 = 2827 votes 1412

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
1139 Current Rating: 1139 + 1155 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1139 + 1155 = 2294 votes 1155

[882] 21: Yes ...
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1079 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1079 = 2206 votes 1079

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1377 = 2904 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1377 = 2904 votes 1377

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
2578 Current Rating: 2578 + 1593 = 4171 votesCurrent Rating: 2578 + 1593 = 4171 votes 1593

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
3633 Current Rating: 3633 + 4555 = 8188 votesCurrent Rating: 3633 + 4555 = 8188 votes 4555

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 1737 = 4629 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 1737 = 4629 votes 1737

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 2318 = 4533 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 2318 = 4533 votes 2318

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
16242 Current Rating: 16242 + 16778 = 33020 votesCurrent Rating: 16242 + 16778 = 33020 votes 16778

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
11852 Current Rating: 11852 + 12954 = 24806 votesCurrent Rating: 11852 + 12954 = 24806 votes 12954

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
1083 Current Rating: 1083 + 1076 = 2159 votesCurrent Rating: 1083 + 1076 = 2159 votes 1076

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
4690 Current Rating: 4690 + 6223 = 10913 votesCurrent Rating: 4690 + 6223 = 10913 votes 6223

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
4150 Current Rating: 4150 + 3640 = 7790 votesCurrent Rating: 4150 + 3640 = 7790 votes 3640

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1945 Current Rating: 1945 + 1799 = 3744 votesCurrent Rating: 1945 + 1799 = 3744 votes 1799

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1768 = 3370 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1768 = 3370 votes 1768

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2646 Current Rating: 2646 + 3966 = 6612 votesCurrent Rating: 2646 + 3966 = 6612 votes 3966


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
12505 Current Rating: 12505 + 13107 = 25612 votesCurrent Rating: 12505 + 13107 = 25612 votes 13107

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1161 = 2766 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1161 = 2766 votes 1161

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
4847 Current Rating: 4847 + 7881 = 12728 votesCurrent Rating: 4847 + 7881 = 12728 votes 7881

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
3027 Current Rating: 3027 + 3105 = 6132 votesCurrent Rating: 3027 + 3105 = 6132 votes 3105

[864] 24: You look grumpy
2019 Current Rating: 2019 + 1757 = 3776 votesCurrent Rating: 2019 + 1757 = 3776 votes 1757

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 2330 = 4127 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 2330 = 4127 votes 2330

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
4899 Current Rating: 4899 + 5058 = 9957 votesCurrent Rating: 4899 + 5058 = 9957 votes 5058

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
2281 Current Rating: 2281 + 2671 = 4952 votesCurrent Rating: 2281 + 2671 = 4952 votes 2671

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1651 Current Rating: 1651 + 1634 = 3285 votesCurrent Rating: 1651 + 1634 = 3285 votes 1634

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
1169 Current Rating: 1169 + 1242 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1169 + 1242 = 2411 votes 1242

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1935 Current Rating: 1935 + 1754 = 3689 votesCurrent Rating: 1935 + 1754 = 3689 votes 1754

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 1350 = 3161 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 1350 = 3161 votes 1350

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2748 Current Rating: 2748 + 3346 = 6094 votesCurrent Rating: 2748 + 3346 = 6094 votes 3346

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1624 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1624 = 3433 votes 1624

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 2478 = 4149 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 2478 = 4149 votes 2478

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1298 = 3006 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1298 = 3006 votes 1298

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1133 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1133 = 2260 votes 1133

[851] 5: I can
6664 Current Rating: 6664 + 7545 = 14209 votesCurrent Rating: 6664 + 7545 = 14209 votes 7545

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
12767 Current Rating: 12767 + 12685 = 25452 votesCurrent Rating: 12767 + 12685 = 25452 votes 12685

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
9081 Current Rating: 9081 + 9128 = 18209 votesCurrent Rating: 9081 + 9128 = 18209 votes 9128


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
6807 Current Rating: 6807 + 5255 = 12062 votesCurrent Rating: 6807 + 5255 = 12062 votes 5255

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
4678 Current Rating: 4678 + 5652 = 10330 votesCurrent Rating: 4678 + 5652 = 10330 votes 5652

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
12283 Current Rating: 12283 + 16769 = 29052 votesCurrent Rating: 12283 + 16769 = 29052 votes 16769

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
2114 Current Rating: 2114 + 2189 = 4303 votesCurrent Rating: 2114 + 2189 = 4303 votes 2189

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2987 Current Rating: 2987 + 2779 = 5766 votesCurrent Rating: 2987 + 2779 = 5766 votes 2779

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
5312 Current Rating: 5312 + 5909 = 11221 votesCurrent Rating: 5312 + 5909 = 11221 votes 5909

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
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[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
3931 Current Rating: 3931 + 5002 = 8933 votesCurrent Rating: 3931 + 5002 = 8933 votes 5002

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2100 = 4335 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2100 = 4335 votes 2100

[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
3705 Current Rating: 3705 + 3269 = 6974 votesCurrent Rating: 3705 + 3269 = 6974 votes 3269

[836] 7: You look pissed
10530 Current Rating: 10530 + 11955 = 22485 votesCurrent Rating: 10530 + 11955 = 22485 votes 11955

[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
5149 Current Rating: 5149 + 6853 = 12002 votesCurrent Rating: 5149 + 6853 = 12002 votes 6853

[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
2051 Current Rating: 2051 + 2504 = 4555 votesCurrent Rating: 2051 + 2504 = 4555 votes 2504

[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 2443 = 5111 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 2443 = 5111 votes 2443

[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
11677 Current Rating: 11677 + 10662 = 22339 votesCurrent Rating: 11677 + 10662 = 22339 votes 10662


Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
3024 Current Rating: 3024 + 2895 = 5919 votesCurrent Rating: 3024 + 2895 = 5919 votes 2895

[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
1691 Current Rating: 1691 + 1465 = 3156 votesCurrent Rating: 1691 + 1465 = 3156 votes 1465

[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 2243 = 4708 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 2243 = 4708 votes 2243

[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
2276 Current Rating: 2276 + 1964 = 4240 votesCurrent Rating: 2276 + 1964 = 4240 votes 1964

[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
2465 Current Rating: 2465 + 3569 = 6034 votesCurrent Rating: 2465 + 3569 = 6034 votes 3569

[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 2086 = 4294 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 2086 = 4294 votes 2086

[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1931 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1931 = 3768 votes 1931

[824] 19: Holy Cow!
7853 Current Rating: 7853 + 7109 = 14962 votesCurrent Rating: 7853 + 7109 = 14962 votes 7109

[823] 18: You look miserable
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 1837 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 1837 = 3788 votes 1837

[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
3037 Current Rating: 3037 + 3252 = 6289 votesCurrent Rating: 3037 + 3252 = 6289 votes 3252

[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
2357 Current Rating: 2357 + 2202 = 4559 votesCurrent Rating: 2357 + 2202 = 4559 votes 2202

[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
3197 Current Rating: 3197 + 2540 = 5737 votesCurrent Rating: 3197 + 2540 = 5737 votes 2540

[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 2202 = 4047 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 2202 = 4047 votes 2202

[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1505 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1505 = 3269 votes 1505

[817] 8: What are you reading?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1458 = 2964 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1458 = 2964 votes 1458

[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
2315 Current Rating: 2315 + 1819 = 4134 votesCurrent Rating: 2315 + 1819 = 4134 votes 1819

[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1253 = 2724 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1253 = 2724 votes 1253

[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
2354 Current Rating: 2354 + 2481 = 4835 votesCurrent Rating: 2354 + 2481 = 4835 votes 2481

[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
64949 Current Rating: 64949 + 64021 = 128970 votesCurrent Rating: 64949 + 64021 = 128970 votes 64021

[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
7483 Current Rating: 7483 + 6195 = 13678 votesCurrent Rating: 7483 + 6195 = 13678 votes 6195

[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1663 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1663 = 3366 votes 1663

[806] 23: Sign here please
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1600 = 3308 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1600 = 3308 votes 1600

[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
1938 Current Rating: 1938 + 2107 = 4045 votesCurrent Rating: 1938 + 2107 = 4045 votes 2107

[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let
6236 Current Rating: 6236 + 6495 = 12731 votesCurrent Rating: 6236 + 6495 = 12731 votes 6495

[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
1822 Current Rating: 1822 + 2059 = 3881 votesCurrent Rating: 1822 + 2059 = 3881 votes 2059

[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1756 = 3363 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1756 = 3363 votes 1756

[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
1681 Current Rating: 1681 + 1629 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1681 + 1629 = 3310 votes 1629

[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1559 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1559 = 3332 votes 1559

[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
198128 Current Rating: 198128 + 195962 = 394090 votesCurrent Rating: 198128 + 195962 = 394090 votes 195962

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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