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Dec 2013
[1025] 12: Ooo mistletoe!
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1860 = 3567 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1860 = 3567 votes 1860

[1024] 11: Can I get the bill?
808 Current Rating: 808 + 674 = 1482 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 674 = 1482 votes 674

[1023] 10: Goodnight Mom, Goodnight Dad
3402 Current Rating: 3402 + 3900 = 7302 votesCurrent Rating: 3402 + 3900 = 7302 votes 3900

[1022] 9: I m off on my holiday to Thailand tomorrow
928 Current Rating: 928 + 835 = 1763 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 835 = 1763 votes 835

[1021] 8: Why are you so late?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 807 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 807 = 1901 votes 807

[1020] 7: I ve never done this speed dating thing before
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 992 = 2044 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 992 = 2044 votes 992

[1019] 6: Watch out, your wife s just arrived
986 Current Rating: 986 + 936 = 1922 votesCurrent Rating: 986 + 936 = 1922 votes 936

[1018] 5: Hamba Kahle Tata Madiba
5262 Current Rating: 5262 + 8206 = 13468 votesCurrent Rating: 5262 + 8206 = 13468 votes 8206

[1017] 4: I absolutely need a glass of wine now
1833 Current Rating: 1833 + 1109 = 2942 votesCurrent Rating: 1833 + 1109 = 2942 votes 1109

[1016] 3: And so the small Dutch boy
2707 Current Rating: 2707 + 1728 = 4435 votesCurrent Rating: 2707 + 1728 = 4435 votes 1728

[1015] 2: Welcome back, how was your overseas trip?
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 877 = 2107 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 877 = 2107 votes 877

[1014] 1: Can I have a boX of ultrathin condoms please?
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 772 = 1773 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 772 = 1773 votes 772


Nov 2013
[1013] 27: What are you watching?
848 Current Rating: 848 + 745 = 1593 votesCurrent Rating: 848 + 745 = 1593 votes 745

[1012] 26: Give me a beer now, my kids are nagging me to death!
805 Current Rating: 805 + 649 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 649 = 1454 votes 649

[1011] 25: You re in here in the gym every day working out
1110 Current Rating: 1110 + 771 = 1881 votesCurrent Rating: 1110 + 771 = 1881 votes 771

[1010] 24: Good grief, you re a mess, what happened?
920 Current Rating: 920 + 728 = 1648 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 728 = 1648 votes 728

[1009] 23: Did it go well last night?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 901 = 2001 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 901 = 2001 votes 901

[1008] 22: I need to check my email
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 879 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 879 = 2112 votes 879

[1007] 21: Why the long face?
705 Current Rating: 705 + 696 = 1401 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 696 = 1401 votes 696

[1006] 20: Oh shit!
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 932 = 2026 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 932 = 2026 votes 932

[1005] 19: As a world renowned vaginal plastic surgeon
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 992 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 992 = 2380 votes 992

[1004] 18: Modern society dictates
950 Current Rating: 950 + 707 = 1657 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 707 = 1657 votes 707

[1003] 15: You arsehole!
1807 Current Rating: 1807 + 1352 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1807 + 1352 = 3159 votes 1352

[1002] 14: You look as pleased as punch
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1039 = 2769 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1039 = 2769 votes 1039

[1001] 13: We ve been married for 16 years now
4250 Current Rating: 4250 + 4582 = 8832 votesCurrent Rating: 4250 + 4582 = 8832 votes 4582

[1000] 12: I want a divorce
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1538 = 3187 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1538 = 3187 votes 1538

[999] 11: You ve been in here every night
741 Current Rating: 741 + 675 = 1416 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 675 = 1416 votes 675

[998] 8: My wife wants a divorce
585 Current Rating: 585 + 711 = 1296 votesCurrent Rating: 585 + 711 = 1296 votes 711

[997] 7: My wife s knickers
786 Current Rating: 786 + 837 = 1623 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 837 = 1623 votes 837

[996] 6: So how was school today my boy?
6295 Current Rating: 6295 + 6972 = 13267 votesCurrent Rating: 6295 + 6972 = 13267 votes 6972

[995] 5: Back already?
741 Current Rating: 741 + 935 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 935 = 1676 votes 935

[994] 4: Okay, now that you re out on bail
1319 Current Rating: 1319 + 998 = 2317 votesCurrent Rating: 1319 + 998 = 2317 votes 998

[993] 1: No wonder they say the age of chivalry is dead
2361 Current Rating: 2361 + 1955 = 4316 votesCurrent Rating: 2361 + 1955 = 4316 votes 1955


Oct 2013
[992] 31: You look annoyed
2006 Current Rating: 2006 + 1782 = 3788 votesCurrent Rating: 2006 + 1782 = 3788 votes 1782

[991] 30: I got fired from my job
4830 Current Rating: 4830 + 5443 = 10273 votesCurrent Rating: 4830 + 5443 = 10273 votes 5443

[990] 29: Your mate with the R1 hasn t ridden with us for a while
1445 Current Rating: 1445 + 1156 = 2601 votesCurrent Rating: 1445 + 1156 = 2601 votes 1156

[989] 28: I just don t understand men
1026 Current Rating: 1026 + 1038 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1026 + 1038 = 2064 votes 1038

[988] 25: Did you get the promotion?
1506 Current Rating: 1506 + 1115 = 2621 votesCurrent Rating: 1506 + 1115 = 2621 votes 1115

[987] 24: You don t look satisfied
2682 Current Rating: 2682 + 1853 = 4535 votesCurrent Rating: 2682 + 1853 = 4535 votes 1853

[986] 23: Struck out again did you?
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1437 = 2932 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1437 = 2932 votes 1437

[985] 22: Please accept my condolences
2785 Current Rating: 2785 + 2180 = 4965 votesCurrent Rating: 2785 + 2180 = 4965 votes 2180

[984] 21: I ve been following an online auction
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1065 = 2413 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1065 = 2413 votes 1065

[983] 18: Celebrities try so hard
955 Current Rating: 955 + 978 = 1933 votesCurrent Rating: 955 + 978 = 1933 votes 978

[982] 17: Today s science class
822 Current Rating: 822 + 678 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 678 = 1500 votes 678

[981] 16: Good afternoon, how can I help you today?
824 Current Rating: 824 + 962 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 962 = 1786 votes 962

[980] 15: Good evening and welcome
495 Current Rating: 495 + 602 = 1097 votesCurrent Rating: 495 + 602 = 1097 votes 602

[979] 14: Thank you for a wonderful evening darling
1128 Current Rating: 1128 + 1666 = 2794 votesCurrent Rating: 1128 + 1666 = 2794 votes 1666

[978] 11: Do you have any children?
26355 Current Rating: 26355 + 25928 = 52283 votesCurrent Rating: 26355 + 25928 = 52283 votes 25928

[977] 9: Hello my darling, how was your day?
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1231 = 2659 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1231 = 2659 votes 1231

[976] 8: Good morning sir
979 Current Rating: 979 + 882 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 882 = 1861 votes 882

[975] 7: Happy Anniversary for yesterday
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1447 = 3036 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1447 = 3036 votes 1447

[974] 4: Good morning class, today s History lesson
3844 Current Rating: 3844 + 4061 = 7905 votesCurrent Rating: 3844 + 4061 = 7905 votes 4061

[973] 3: Let s drink, I m celebrating tonight
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1578 = 3039 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1578 = 3039 votes 1578

[972] 2: Bye darling, see you tonight
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 1199 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 1199 = 2226 votes 1199

[971] 1: How did it go with that babe you picked up
811 Current Rating: 811 + 937 = 1748 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 937 = 1748 votes 937


Sep 2013
[970] 30: You are charged with murder
735 Current Rating: 735 + 1126 = 1861 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 1126 = 1861 votes 1126

[969] 27: That s nice healthy food, on a diet?
671 Current Rating: 671 + 872 = 1543 votesCurrent Rating: 671 + 872 = 1543 votes 872

[968] 26: I thought you started doing yoga
853 Current Rating: 853 + 858 = 1711 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 858 = 1711 votes 858

[967] 25: I heard your wife left you
1126 Current Rating: 1126 + 972 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1126 + 972 = 2098 votes 972

[966] 20: Hi ladies
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 3522 = 7338 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 3522 = 7338 votes 3522

[965] 19: I hope whoever is in the back of this ambulance
1337 Current Rating: 1337 + 1136 = 2473 votesCurrent Rating: 1337 + 1136 = 2473 votes 1136

[964] 18: What are you contemplating so deeply?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1304 = 2983 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1304 = 2983 votes 1304

[963] 17: Knock knock!
1904 Current Rating: 1904 + 1940 = 3844 votesCurrent Rating: 1904 + 1940 = 3844 votes 1940

[962] 16: Can I get you anything from the fridge?
757 Current Rating: 757 + 850 = 1607 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 850 = 1607 votes 850

[961] 13: How did the operation go?
29849 Current Rating: 29849 + 29878 = 59727 votesCurrent Rating: 29849 + 29878 = 59727 votes 29878

[960] 12: We need your legal help
901 Current Rating: 901 + 1017 = 1918 votesCurrent Rating: 901 + 1017 = 1918 votes 1017

[959] 11: There is a man here with a Dachshund puppy
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1653 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1653 = 3458 votes 1653

[958] 10: Drinks for everyone on me!
898 Current Rating: 898 + 746 = 1644 votesCurrent Rating: 898 + 746 = 1644 votes 746

[957] 9: I bought a boat without my wife s permission
812 Current Rating: 812 + 595 = 1407 votesCurrent Rating: 812 + 595 = 1407 votes 595

[956] 6: I guess you didn t manage to chat her up then
1203 Current Rating: 1203 + 860 = 2063 votesCurrent Rating: 1203 + 860 = 2063 votes 860

[955] 5: So, what s news?
1171 Current Rating: 1171 + 736 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 1171 + 736 = 1907 votes 736

[954] 4: I have no idea what to do for supper tonight
574 Current Rating: 574 + 569 = 1143 votesCurrent Rating: 574 + 569 = 1143 votes 569

[953] 3: Can I come stay in your guest room for a few days?
965 Current Rating: 965 + 818 = 1783 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 818 = 1783 votes 818

[952] 2: Don t even think of chatting up that bird
524 Current Rating: 524 + 536 = 1060 votesCurrent Rating: 524 + 536 = 1060 votes 536


Aug 2013
[951] 29: I m almost finished reading this book
704 Current Rating: 704 + 691 = 1395 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 691 = 1395 votes 691

[950] 28: Damn, I can t wait for this week to be over
508 Current Rating: 508 + 592 = 1100 votesCurrent Rating: 508 + 592 = 1100 votes 592

[949] 27: Things are really becoming boring
902 Current Rating: 902 + 991 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 991 = 1893 votes 991

[948] 26: Can I have some of those roses please?
1719 Current Rating: 1719 + 1503 = 3222 votesCurrent Rating: 1719 + 1503 = 3222 votes 1503

[947] 23: I have to find a new job
972 Current Rating: 972 + 914 = 1886 votesCurrent Rating: 972 + 914 = 1886 votes 914

[946] 22: So how s your new phone?
669 Current Rating: 669 + 760 = 1429 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 760 = 1429 votes 760

[945] 21: I need you to represent me
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 916 = 1943 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 916 = 1943 votes 916

[944] 20: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2179 Current Rating: 2179 + 1181 = 3360 votesCurrent Rating: 2179 + 1181 = 3360 votes 1181

[943] 19: You just know what he s after
897 Current Rating: 897 + 801 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 897 + 801 = 1698 votes 801

[942] 16: How s that new girlfriend of yours working out?
1897 Current Rating: 1897 + 2072 = 3969 votesCurrent Rating: 1897 + 2072 = 3969 votes 2072

[941] 15: I need to get a new phone
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1974 = 3680 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1974 = 3680 votes 1974

[940] 14: Please get up and close the curtains
2348 Current Rating: 2348 + 1895 = 4243 votesCurrent Rating: 2348 + 1895 = 4243 votes 1895

[939] 13: She s a hottie
991 Current Rating: 991 + 980 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 980 = 1971 votes 980

[938] 12: What s wrong son, you look like crap
809 Current Rating: 809 + 816 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 816 = 1625 votes 816

[937] 8: Get out of the way Pansies
1285 Current Rating: 1285 + 1100 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1285 + 1100 = 2385 votes 1100

[936] 7: Bugger, what happened to your car?
871 Current Rating: 871 + 828 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 871 + 828 = 1699 votes 828

[935] 6: Welcome back, how was the holiday?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 874 = 1690 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 874 = 1690 votes 874

[934] 5: With all of these keen women around
1335 Current Rating: 1335 + 1033 = 2368 votesCurrent Rating: 1335 + 1033 = 2368 votes 1033

[933] 2: Happy anniversary
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 941 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 941 = 2007 votes 941


Jul 2013
[932] 31: I ve been trying to convince my wife
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 977 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 977 = 2896 votes 977

[931] 30: Nice to see you again
705 Current Rating: 705 + 743 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 743 = 1448 votes 743

[930] 29: I need your help
730 Current Rating: 730 + 724 = 1454 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 724 = 1454 votes 724

[929] 26: What are you expecting to catch with this bait?
2687 Current Rating: 2687 + 2873 = 5560 votesCurrent Rating: 2687 + 2873 = 5560 votes 2873

[928] 25: Who was that at the door?
721 Current Rating: 721 + 656 = 1377 votesCurrent Rating: 721 + 656 = 1377 votes 656

[927] 24: So you re getting another tattoo
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1133 = 2509 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1133 = 2509 votes 1133

[926] 23: I really think we should have a threesome
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1106 = 2419 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1106 = 2419 votes 1106

[925] 22: I need a drink NOW!
1989 Current Rating: 1989 + 1674 = 3663 votesCurrent Rating: 1989 + 1674 = 3663 votes 1674

[924] 19: Did things go well?
1778 Current Rating: 1778 + 2052 = 3830 votesCurrent Rating: 1778 + 2052 = 3830 votes 2052

[923] 18: Good morning, how come youíre awake already?
2263 Current Rating: 2263 + 1639 = 3902 votesCurrent Rating: 2263 + 1639 = 3902 votes 1639

[922] 17: Are you seeing anyone yet?
7726 Current Rating: 7726 + 8456 = 16182 votesCurrent Rating: 7726 + 8456 = 16182 votes 8456

[921] 16: You look wretched
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 3599 = 7048 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 3599 = 7048 votes 3599

[920] 15: Hello honey, how was your day?
30943 Current Rating: 30943 + 33853 = 64796 votesCurrent Rating: 30943 + 33853 = 64796 votes 33853

[919] 12: Who was at the door?
2721 Current Rating: 2721 + 3079 = 5800 votesCurrent Rating: 2721 + 3079 = 5800 votes 3079

[918] 11: You look like you need a drink
2670 Current Rating: 2670 + 2015 = 4685 votesCurrent Rating: 2670 + 2015 = 4685 votes 2015

[917] 10: Do you know of anyone
113359 Current Rating: 113359 + 104503 = 217862 votesCurrent Rating: 113359 + 104503 = 217862 votes 104503

[916] 9: Can I buy you a drink?
44007 Current Rating: 44007 + 49193 = 93200 votesCurrent Rating: 44007 + 49193 = 93200 votes 49193

[915] 8: Damn it to hell!
3620 Current Rating: 3620 + 3824 = 7444 votesCurrent Rating: 3620 + 3824 = 7444 votes 3824

[914] 5: Packing for a trip?
2587 Current Rating: 2587 + 2236 = 4823 votesCurrent Rating: 2587 + 2236 = 4823 votes 2236

[913] 4: My husband suggested we should play some sex games
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 2216 = 3797 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 2216 = 3797 votes 2216

[912] 3: Good morning all
2315 Current Rating: 2315 + 2287 = 4602 votesCurrent Rating: 2315 + 2287 = 4602 votes 2287

[911] 2: He s cute ...
2030 Current Rating: 2030 + 2239 = 4269 votesCurrent Rating: 2030 + 2239 = 4269 votes 2239

[910] 1: A bunch of researchers
3874 Current Rating: 3874 + 4631 = 8505 votesCurrent Rating: 3874 + 4631 = 8505 votes 4631


Jun 2013
[909] 28: Hello? Hello?
44598 Current Rating: 44598 + 43843 = 88441 votesCurrent Rating: 44598 + 43843 = 88441 votes 43843

[908] 27: Hey, what are you watching?
3117 Current Rating: 3117 + 2591 = 5708 votesCurrent Rating: 3117 + 2591 = 5708 votes 2591

[907] 26: Knock knock!
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1624 = 3195 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1624 = 3195 votes 1624

[906] 25: I heard you published a book
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1416 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1416 = 2914 votes 1416

[905] 24: I heard you and you wife are separated
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1335 = 2787 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1335 = 2787 votes 1335

[904] 21: And once again, theyíre all over her
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 1822 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 1822 = 3701 votes 1822

[903] 20: Is that right? Ha Ha Ha!
3244 Current Rating: 3244 + 4571 = 7815 votesCurrent Rating: 3244 + 4571 = 7815 votes 4571

[902] 19: You look terrible, heavy night?
3815 Current Rating: 3815 + 4636 = 8451 votesCurrent Rating: 3815 + 4636 = 8451 votes 4636

[901] 18: The Emergency Services workers have such noble and exciting jobs
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1648 = 3411 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1648 = 3411 votes 1648

[900] 14: I'll have the usual please
2373 Current Rating: 2373 + 2718 = 5091 votesCurrent Rating: 2373 + 2718 = 5091 votes 2718

[899] 13: Iím not homophobic or anything...
1284 Current Rating: 1284 + 1174 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1284 + 1174 = 2458 votes 1174

[898] 12: Can you pick up the boys
4201 Current Rating: 4201 + 4489 = 8690 votesCurrent Rating: 4201 + 4489 = 8690 votes 4489

[897] 11: Good morning all, what a wonderful day!
25748 Current Rating: 25748 + 24846 = 50594 votesCurrent Rating: 25748 + 24846 = 50594 votes 24846

[896] 10: I think my neighbour is selling drugs to kids
27016 Current Rating: 27016 + 30527 = 57543 votesCurrent Rating: 27016 + 30527 = 57543 votes 30527

[895] 7: They say that if you sit on your hand
1393 Current Rating: 1393 + 1494 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1393 + 1494 = 2887 votes 1494

[894] 6: You seem to always go out on your own
1884 Current Rating: 1884 + 1345 = 3229 votesCurrent Rating: 1884 + 1345 = 3229 votes 1345

[893] 5: I think I have a foot fetish
1332 Current Rating: 1332 + 1254 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1332 + 1254 = 2586 votes 1254

[892] 4: Ive never been to this restaurant before
1157 Current Rating: 1157 + 975 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1157 + 975 = 2132 votes 975

[891] 3: My wife is now just getting ridiculous
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1105 = 2722 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1105 = 2722 votes 1105


May 2013
[890] 31: There is an interesting article
1312 Current Rating: 1312 + 1075 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1312 + 1075 = 2387 votes 1075

[889] 30: Mom, what does being gay mean?
1531 Current Rating: 1531 + 1308 = 2839 votesCurrent Rating: 1531 + 1308 = 2839 votes 1308

[888] 29: You're getting a lot of messages today
1317 Current Rating: 1317 + 1134 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1317 + 1134 = 2451 votes 1134

[887] 28: Iím glad you could make it
6312 Current Rating: 6312 + 5968 = 12280 votesCurrent Rating: 6312 + 5968 = 12280 votes 5968

[886] 27: Iím pleased to say
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1492 = 3081 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1492 = 3081 votes 1492

[885] 24: Just because you bought me a few drinks
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1173 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1173 = 2411 votes 1173

[884] 23: Mmm, that was wonderful darling
1177 Current Rating: 1177 + 1082 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1177 + 1082 = 2259 votes 1082

[883] 22: This is the patient the ambulance just brought in
744 Current Rating: 744 + 760 = 1504 votesCurrent Rating: 744 + 760 = 1504 votes 760

[882] 21: Yes ...
791 Current Rating: 791 + 758 = 1549 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 758 = 1549 votes 758

[881] 20: I do like men with big biceps
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 916 = 1937 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 916 = 1937 votes 916

[880] 17: Thanks for the game
1784 Current Rating: 1784 + 1181 = 2965 votesCurrent Rating: 1784 + 1181 = 2965 votes 1181

[879] 16: You look completely exhausted
2749 Current Rating: 2749 + 3539 = 6288 votesCurrent Rating: 2749 + 3539 = 6288 votes 3539

[878] 15: Nice to meet you
1769 Current Rating: 1769 + 1203 = 2972 votesCurrent Rating: 1769 + 1203 = 2972 votes 1203

[877] 14: You're an intelligent and successful woman
1724 Current Rating: 1724 + 1952 = 3676 votesCurrent Rating: 1724 + 1952 = 3676 votes 1952

[876] 13: ... and thatís why the semen crossed the road
13062 Current Rating: 13062 + 12775 = 25837 votesCurrent Rating: 13062 + 12775 = 25837 votes 12775

[875] 10: In front of my doctor yesterday
7790 Current Rating: 7790 + 7042 = 14832 votesCurrent Rating: 7790 + 7042 = 14832 votes 7042

[874] 9: How was your party on the weekend?
790 Current Rating: 790 + 774 = 1564 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 774 = 1564 votes 774

[873] 8: Did you see the bumper-sticker on that car?
2069 Current Rating: 2069 + 4616 = 6685 votesCurrent Rating: 2069 + 4616 = 6685 votes 4616

[872] 7: Thank you for bringing me here for dinner honey
3264 Current Rating: 3264 + 3139 = 6403 votesCurrent Rating: 3264 + 3139 = 6403 votes 3139

[871] 6: My wife has decided to start boxing
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1401 = 2959 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1401 = 2959 votes 1401

[870] 3: I'm going to the bathroom
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1316 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1316 = 2580 votes 1316

[869] 2: So have you patched things up
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 3225 = 5305 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 3225 = 5305 votes 3225


Apr 2013
[868] 30: How much for those?
10637 Current Rating: 10637 + 11443 = 22080 votesCurrent Rating: 10637 + 11443 = 22080 votes 11443

[867] 29: Can I borrow your phone charger please?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 821 = 1919 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 821 = 1919 votes 821

[866] 26: What are you listening to?
2596 Current Rating: 2596 + 5897 = 8493 votesCurrent Rating: 2596 + 5897 = 8493 votes 5897

[865] 25: This survey says generally men are happier
2160 Current Rating: 2160 + 2295 = 4455 votesCurrent Rating: 2160 + 2295 = 4455 votes 2295

[864] 24: You look grumpy
1588 Current Rating: 1588 + 1378 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1588 + 1378 = 2966 votes 1378

[863] 23: Hi Honey, Iím home
1480 Current Rating: 1480 + 1831 = 3311 votesCurrent Rating: 1480 + 1831 = 3311 votes 1831

[862] 22: You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders
3428 Current Rating: 3428 + 4136 = 7564 votesCurrent Rating: 3428 + 4136 = 7564 votes 4136

[861] 19: So how was ďdate nightĒ last night?
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 2013 = 3647 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 2013 = 3647 votes 2013

[860] 18: Dad, who are all the ladies
1310 Current Rating: 1310 + 1289 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1310 + 1289 = 2599 votes 1289

[859] 17: Well everything looks fine after the birth
803 Current Rating: 803 + 904 = 1707 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 904 = 1707 votes 904

[858] 16: I work for the bank
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1471 = 3069 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1471 = 3069 votes 1471

[857] 15: Will you please pass me my lipstick out of my handbag?
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 878 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 878 = 2127 votes 878

[856] 12: Nice dog, can it do any tricks?
2012 Current Rating: 2012 + 2403 = 4415 votesCurrent Rating: 2012 + 2403 = 4415 votes 2403

[855] 11: You know how women are always going on about
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1382 = 2924 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1382 = 2924 votes 1382

[854] 10: Do you believe in ghosts?
1403 Current Rating: 1403 + 1977 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1403 + 1977 = 3380 votes 1977

[853] 9: I hate the bathrooms in this pub
1252 Current Rating: 1252 + 909 = 2161 votesCurrent Rating: 1252 + 909 = 2161 votes 909

[852] 8: Short back and sides today
716 Current Rating: 716 + 726 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 726 = 1442 votes 726

[851] 5: I can't believe my boyfriend
3464 Current Rating: 3464 + 3631 = 7095 votesCurrent Rating: 3464 + 3631 = 7095 votes 3631

[850] 4: The Medical Council wants to take my licence away
8803 Current Rating: 8803 + 8229 = 17032 votesCurrent Rating: 8803 + 8229 = 17032 votes 8229

[849] 2: I heard your wife was having an affair
5711 Current Rating: 5711 + 5869 = 11580 votesCurrent Rating: 5711 + 5869 = 11580 votes 5869


Mar 2013
[848] 28: Thanks for picking me up
4722 Current Rating: 4722 + 4285 = 9007 votesCurrent Rating: 4722 + 4285 = 9007 votes 4285

[847] 27: I know this is only your second session
3113 Current Rating: 3113 + 4384 = 7497 votesCurrent Rating: 3113 + 4384 = 7497 votes 4384

[846] 26: I had to put in three fillings
9151 Current Rating: 9151 + 12350 = 21501 votesCurrent Rating: 9151 + 12350 = 21501 votes 12350

[845] 25: Drinks for everyone on me!
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1872 = 3640 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1872 = 3640 votes 1872

[844] 20: Oscar Pistorius should have ...
2168 Current Rating: 2168 + 2353 = 4521 votesCurrent Rating: 2168 + 2353 = 4521 votes 2353

[843] 19: Okay, back to court again
3215 Current Rating: 3215 + 4703 = 7918 votesCurrent Rating: 3215 + 4703 = 7918 votes 4703

[842] 18: You dragged me down here on our lunch break
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1691 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1691 = 3326 votes 1691

[841] 15: I asked my husband if it was okay to film us
2990 Current Rating: 2990 + 4051 = 7041 votesCurrent Rating: 2990 + 4051 = 7041 votes 4051

[840] 14: How was your blind date last night?
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[839] 12: I donít understand women ...
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[838] 11: Hi darling, Iím so glad youíre home
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[837] 8: THIS IS A ROBBERY!
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[836] 7: You look pissed
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[835] 6: Dad! We have to talk!
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[834] 5: Boss, can I have the afternoon off please?
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[833] 4: Updated to be current ...
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[832] 1: Can I stay here at your place for a few days?
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Feb 2013
[831] 28: Hello my boy, what did you learn in school today?
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[830] 27: So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
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[829] 26: So what you are up to this weekend?
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[828] 25: A cute Labrador puppy
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[827] 22: Do you ever watch the "Bonus Features" on a DVD?
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[826] 21: How about a bit of nookie?
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[825] 20: So how was the weekend?
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[824] 19: Holy Cow!
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[823] 18: You look miserable
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[822] 15: Men should be like Kleenex
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[821] 14: It s Valentine s Day
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[820] 13: And now whats with the bags?
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[819] 12: Welcome back, how was your trip to Las Vegas?
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[818] 11: Hi boss, I cant come in today ...
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[817] 8: What are you reading?
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[816] 7: Do you know a good lawyer?
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[815] 6: I got kicked out of a club for fighting
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[814] 5: So how was date night last night?
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[813] 4: You look out of sorts
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[812] 1: You look distracted
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Jan 2013
[811] 31: Why are you so sad
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[810] 30: Ill be back in a minute
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[809] 29: We need to get to the bottom of your obsession
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[808] 28: You havent listened to a word
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[807] 25: Do you know a good doctor?
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[806] 23: Sign here please
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[805] 22: My new boyfriend said it would be at least six months
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[804] 21: I am fed up with the excuses
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[803] 18: Have a look at this ...
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[802] 17: I'm so embarrassed ...
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[801] 16: Baby, let's do something different tonight
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[800] 15: How was your day at school son?
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[799] 14: Every night it's the same thing ...
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[798] 11: So how are you feeling today?
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[797] 10: Are you going to cut the grass today?
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[796] 9: Hurry up, is this going to take all day?
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[795] 8: So did you get your Christmas shopping done in time?
78720 Current Rating: 78720 + 75676 = 154396 votesCurrent Rating: 78720 + 75676 = 154396 votes 75676

[794] 7: Happy New Year and welcome back
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