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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2587 Current Rating: 2587 + 1804 = 4391 votesCurrent Rating: 2587 + 1804 = 4391 votes 1804

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
533 Current Rating: 533 + 569 = 1102 votesCurrent Rating: 533 + 569 = 1102 votes 569

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
790 Current Rating: 790 + 1095 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 1095 = 1885 votes 1095

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
512 Current Rating: 512 + 567 = 1079 votesCurrent Rating: 512 + 567 = 1079 votes 567

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
651 Current Rating: 651 + 556 = 1207 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 556 = 1207 votes 556

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
927 Current Rating: 927 + 950 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 950 = 1877 votes 950

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
667 Current Rating: 667 + 607 = 1274 votesCurrent Rating: 667 + 607 = 1274 votes 607

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
726 Current Rating: 726 + 691 = 1417 votesCurrent Rating: 726 + 691 = 1417 votes 691

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 950 = 2294 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 950 = 2294 votes 950

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
630 Current Rating: 630 + 642 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 642 = 1272 votes 642

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
661 Current Rating: 661 + 850 = 1511 votesCurrent Rating: 661 + 850 = 1511 votes 850

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 1203 = 2221 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 1203 = 2221 votes 1203


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
594 Current Rating: 594 + 662 = 1256 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 662 = 1256 votes 662

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
475 Current Rating: 475 + 591 = 1066 votesCurrent Rating: 475 + 591 = 1066 votes 591

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
649 Current Rating: 649 + 564 = 1213 votesCurrent Rating: 649 + 564 = 1213 votes 564

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
700 Current Rating: 700 + 709 = 1409 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 709 = 1409 votes 709

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
612 Current Rating: 612 + 572 = 1184 votesCurrent Rating: 612 + 572 = 1184 votes 572

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
506 Current Rating: 506 + 508 = 1014 votesCurrent Rating: 506 + 508 = 1014 votes 508

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2144 Current Rating: 2144 + 2011 = 4155 votesCurrent Rating: 2144 + 2011 = 4155 votes 2011

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
499 Current Rating: 499 + 504 = 1003 votesCurrent Rating: 499 + 504 = 1003 votes 504

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
577 Current Rating: 577 + 690 = 1267 votesCurrent Rating: 577 + 690 = 1267 votes 690

[1220] 13: I need a double now
534 Current Rating: 534 + 635 = 1169 votesCurrent Rating: 534 + 635 = 1169 votes 635

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
519 Current Rating: 519 + 606 = 1125 votesCurrent Rating: 519 + 606 = 1125 votes 606

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 1606 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 1606 = 2607 votes 1606

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
728 Current Rating: 728 + 749 = 1477 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 749 = 1477 votes 749

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 800 = 1616 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 800 = 1616 votes 800

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
637 Current Rating: 637 + 953 = 1590 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 953 = 1590 votes 953

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
570 Current Rating: 570 + 701 = 1271 votesCurrent Rating: 570 + 701 = 1271 votes 701

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2313 Current Rating: 2313 + 3384 = 5697 votesCurrent Rating: 2313 + 3384 = 5697 votes 3384

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
837 Current Rating: 837 + 984 = 1821 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 984 = 1821 votes 984


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1667 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1667 = 3273 votes 1667

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2886 Current Rating: 2886 + 3906 = 6792 votesCurrent Rating: 2886 + 3906 = 6792 votes 3906

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 2141 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 2141 = 3943 votes 2141

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9004 Current Rating: 9004 + 12017 = 21021 votesCurrent Rating: 9004 + 12017 = 21021 votes 12017

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3067 Current Rating: 3067 + 2480 = 5547 votesCurrent Rating: 3067 + 2480 = 5547 votes 2480

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
992 Current Rating: 992 + 1037 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 992 + 1037 = 2029 votes 1037

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10200 Current Rating: 10200 + 11257 = 21457 votesCurrent Rating: 10200 + 11257 = 21457 votes 11257

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3924 Current Rating: 3924 + 4654 = 8578 votesCurrent Rating: 3924 + 4654 = 8578 votes 4654

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1622 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1622 = 3377 votes 1622

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2096 Current Rating: 2096 + 1824 = 3920 votesCurrent Rating: 2096 + 1824 = 3920 votes 1824

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1839 Current Rating: 1839 + 1697 = 3536 votesCurrent Rating: 1839 + 1697 = 3536 votes 1697

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
876 Current Rating: 876 + 928 = 1804 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 928 = 1804 votes 928

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
704 Current Rating: 704 + 822 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 822 = 1526 votes 822

[1198] 10: Good morning class
739 Current Rating: 739 + 916 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 739 + 916 = 1655 votes 916

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2467 Current Rating: 2467 + 2419 = 4886 votesCurrent Rating: 2467 + 2419 = 4886 votes 2419

[1196] 8: I
3367 Current Rating: 3367 + 3999 = 7366 votesCurrent Rating: 3367 + 3999 = 7366 votes 3999

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4876 Current Rating: 4876 + 5979 = 10855 votesCurrent Rating: 4876 + 5979 = 10855 votes 5979

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1346 = 2917 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1346 = 2917 votes 1346

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4628 Current Rating: 4628 + 5632 = 10260 votesCurrent Rating: 4628 + 5632 = 10260 votes 5632

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2520 Current Rating: 2520 + 3126 = 5646 votesCurrent Rating: 2520 + 3126 = 5646 votes 3126

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3947 Current Rating: 3947 + 3849 = 7796 votesCurrent Rating: 3947 + 3849 = 7796 votes 3849


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1365 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1365 = 3001 votes 1365

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13474 Current Rating: 13474 + 14220 = 27694 votesCurrent Rating: 13474 + 14220 = 27694 votes 14220

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7198 Current Rating: 7198 + 6915 = 14113 votesCurrent Rating: 7198 + 6915 = 14113 votes 6915

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2125 Current Rating: 2125 + 1816 = 3941 votesCurrent Rating: 2125 + 1816 = 3941 votes 1816

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1176 Current Rating: 1176 + 1125 = 2301 votesCurrent Rating: 1176 + 1125 = 2301 votes 1125

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 958 = 2872 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 958 = 2872 votes 958

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
950 Current Rating: 950 + 979 = 1929 votesCurrent Rating: 950 + 979 = 1929 votes 979

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
482 Current Rating: 482 + 559 = 1041 votesCurrent Rating: 482 + 559 = 1041 votes 559

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
619 Current Rating: 619 + 578 = 1197 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 578 = 1197 votes 578

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2619 Current Rating: 2619 + 2091 = 4710 votesCurrent Rating: 2619 + 2091 = 4710 votes 2091

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
940 Current Rating: 940 + 1076 = 2016 votesCurrent Rating: 940 + 1076 = 2016 votes 1076

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1543 Current Rating: 1543 + 1292 = 2835 votesCurrent Rating: 1543 + 1292 = 2835 votes 1292

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
890 Current Rating: 890 + 1064 = 1954 votesCurrent Rating: 890 + 1064 = 1954 votes 1064

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
872 Current Rating: 872 + 799 = 1671 votesCurrent Rating: 872 + 799 = 1671 votes 799

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
786 Current Rating: 786 + 869 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 869 = 1655 votes 869

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1278 Current Rating: 1278 + 1433 = 2711 votesCurrent Rating: 1278 + 1433 = 2711 votes 1433

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
866 Current Rating: 866 + 818 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 866 + 818 = 1684 votes 818

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1207 = 2554 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1207 = 2554 votes 1207

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
641 Current Rating: 641 + 658 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 658 = 1299 votes 658

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
586 Current Rating: 586 + 568 = 1154 votesCurrent Rating: 586 + 568 = 1154 votes 568


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
651 Current Rating: 651 + 666 = 1317 votesCurrent Rating: 651 + 666 = 1317 votes 666

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
657 Current Rating: 657 + 662 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 657 + 662 = 1319 votes 662

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
840 Current Rating: 840 + 825 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 825 = 1665 votes 825

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
715 Current Rating: 715 + 744 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 715 + 744 = 1459 votes 744

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
550 Current Rating: 550 + 651 = 1201 votesCurrent Rating: 550 + 651 = 1201 votes 651

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
781 Current Rating: 781 + 780 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 780 = 1561 votes 780

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
697 Current Rating: 697 + 699 = 1396 votesCurrent Rating: 697 + 699 = 1396 votes 699

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 802 = 1853 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 802 = 1853 votes 802

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
554 Current Rating: 554 + 570 = 1124 votesCurrent Rating: 554 + 570 = 1124 votes 570

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1696 Current Rating: 1696 + 1500 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1696 + 1500 = 3196 votes 1500

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
908 Current Rating: 908 + 1059 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 1059 = 1967 votes 1059

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1473 = 2929 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1473 = 2929 votes 1473

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
738 Current Rating: 738 + 762 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 762 = 1500 votes 762

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2368 = 5137 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2368 = 5137 votes 2368

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1396 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1396 = 2791 votes 1396

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2234 Current Rating: 2234 + 1697 = 3931 votesCurrent Rating: 2234 + 1697 = 3931 votes 1697


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1135 Current Rating: 1135 + 1052 = 2187 votesCurrent Rating: 1135 + 1052 = 2187 votes 1052

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2005 Current Rating: 2005 + 1092 = 3097 votesCurrent Rating: 2005 + 1092 = 3097 votes 1092

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
5046 Current Rating: 5046 + 4113 = 9159 votesCurrent Rating: 5046 + 4113 = 9159 votes 4113

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
2425 Current Rating: 2425 + 1438 = 3863 votesCurrent Rating: 2425 + 1438 = 3863 votes 1438

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1459 = 3064 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1459 = 3064 votes 1459

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 1350 = 3344 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 1350 = 3344 votes 1350

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1305 = 2912 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1305 = 2912 votes 1305

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
865 Current Rating: 865 + 747 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 865 + 747 = 1612 votes 747

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1804 Current Rating: 1804 + 1356 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1804 + 1356 = 3160 votes 1356

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
722 Current Rating: 722 + 719 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 722 + 719 = 1441 votes 719


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1669 Current Rating: 1669 + 1284 = 2953 votesCurrent Rating: 1669 + 1284 = 2953 votes 1284

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1027 = 2400 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1027 = 2400 votes 1027

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 870 = 2092 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 870 = 2092 votes 870

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
804 Current Rating: 804 + 756 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 756 = 1560 votes 756

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
700 Current Rating: 700 + 732 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 732 = 1432 votes 732

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2932 Current Rating: 2932 + 3371 = 6303 votesCurrent Rating: 2932 + 3371 = 6303 votes 3371

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1658 Current Rating: 1658 + 1147 = 2805 votesCurrent Rating: 1658 + 1147 = 2805 votes 1147

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6681 Current Rating: 6681 + 6574 = 13255 votesCurrent Rating: 6681 + 6574 = 13255 votes 6574

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1547 Current Rating: 1547 + 1612 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1547 + 1612 = 3159 votes 1612

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2033 Current Rating: 2033 + 1487 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 2033 + 1487 = 3520 votes 1487

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2573 Current Rating: 2573 + 3234 = 5807 votesCurrent Rating: 2573 + 3234 = 5807 votes 3234

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1606 Current Rating: 1606 + 1795 = 3401 votesCurrent Rating: 1606 + 1795 = 3401 votes 1795

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
4238 Current Rating: 4238 + 2860 = 7098 votesCurrent Rating: 4238 + 2860 = 7098 votes 2860

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1341 Current Rating: 1341 + 1050 = 2391 votesCurrent Rating: 1341 + 1050 = 2391 votes 1050

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2148 Current Rating: 2148 + 1840 = 3988 votesCurrent Rating: 2148 + 1840 = 3988 votes 1840

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
822 Current Rating: 822 + 774 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 822 + 774 = 1596 votes 774

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1436 Current Rating: 1436 + 1188 = 2624 votesCurrent Rating: 1436 + 1188 = 2624 votes 1188

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 1318 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 1318 = 2370 votes 1318

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1787 = 3355 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1787 = 3355 votes 1787

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1533 = 3448 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1533 = 3448 votes 1533

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1250 = 2902 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1250 = 2902 votes 1250

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1290 Current Rating: 1290 + 1228 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1290 + 1228 = 2518 votes 1228

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1021 Current Rating: 1021 + 936 = 1957 votesCurrent Rating: 1021 + 936 = 1957 votes 936

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2740 Current Rating: 2740 + 4740 = 7480 votesCurrent Rating: 2740 + 4740 = 7480 votes 4740


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1005 = 2156 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1005 = 2156 votes 1005

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1912 = 3376 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1912 = 3376 votes 1912

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1522 = 3356 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1522 = 3356 votes 1522

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
827 Current Rating: 827 + 857 = 1684 votesCurrent Rating: 827 + 857 = 1684 votes 857

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 687 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 687 = 1485 votes 687

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1575 Current Rating: 1575 + 1093 = 2668 votesCurrent Rating: 1575 + 1093 = 2668 votes 1093

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
914 Current Rating: 914 + 801 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 801 = 1715 votes 801

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1324 = 3029 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1324 = 3029 votes 1324

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1333 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1333 = 2593 votes 1333

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
919 Current Rating: 919 + 758 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 919 + 758 = 1677 votes 758

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2197 Current Rating: 2197 + 1276 = 3473 votesCurrent Rating: 2197 + 1276 = 3473 votes 1276

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1222 Current Rating: 1222 + 979 = 2201 votesCurrent Rating: 1222 + 979 = 2201 votes 979

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1560 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1560 = 2916 votes 1560

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1218 Current Rating: 1218 + 914 = 2132 votesCurrent Rating: 1218 + 914 = 2132 votes 914

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
836 Current Rating: 836 + 809 = 1645 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 809 = 1645 votes 809

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1036 Current Rating: 1036 + 900 = 1936 votesCurrent Rating: 1036 + 900 = 1936 votes 900

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
786 Current Rating: 786 + 832 = 1618 votesCurrent Rating: 786 + 832 = 1618 votes 832

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1587 = 3231 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1587 = 3231 votes 1587

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1288 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1288 = 2751 votes 1288


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
892 Current Rating: 892 + 800 = 1692 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 800 = 1692 votes 800

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1147 Current Rating: 1147 + 951 = 2098 votesCurrent Rating: 1147 + 951 = 2098 votes 951

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 937 = 2070 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 937 = 2070 votes 937

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1440 Current Rating: 1440 + 1517 = 2957 votesCurrent Rating: 1440 + 1517 = 2957 votes 1517

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1292 Current Rating: 1292 + 1078 = 2370 votesCurrent Rating: 1292 + 1078 = 2370 votes 1078

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1241 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1241 = 3021 votes 1241

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2548 Current Rating: 2548 + 3591 = 6139 votesCurrent Rating: 2548 + 3591 = 6139 votes 3591

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2067 Current Rating: 2067 + 1629 = 3696 votesCurrent Rating: 2067 + 1629 = 3696 votes 1629

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
877 Current Rating: 877 + 935 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 877 + 935 = 1812 votes 935

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1842 Current Rating: 1842 + 2614 = 4456 votesCurrent Rating: 1842 + 2614 = 4456 votes 2614

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
5370 Current Rating: 5370 + 6562 = 11932 votesCurrent Rating: 5370 + 6562 = 11932 votes 6562

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1441 Current Rating: 1441 + 1627 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1441 + 1627 = 3068 votes 1627

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1306 Current Rating: 1306 + 1287 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1306 + 1287 = 2593 votes 1287

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 893 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 893 = 1893 votes 893

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1619 Current Rating: 1619 + 1504 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1619 + 1504 = 3123 votes 1504


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1235 = 2548 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1235 = 2548 votes 1235

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1934 Current Rating: 1934 + 1965 = 3899 votesCurrent Rating: 1934 + 1965 = 3899 votes 1965

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1581 Current Rating: 1581 + 1508 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1581 + 1508 = 3089 votes 1508

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 1839 = 3837 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 1839 = 3837 votes 1839

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1505 = 3076 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1505 = 3076 votes 1505

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
4002 Current Rating: 4002 + 2965 = 6967 votesCurrent Rating: 4002 + 2965 = 6967 votes 2965

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1079 Current Rating: 1079 + 1021 = 2100 votesCurrent Rating: 1079 + 1021 = 2100 votes 1021

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
944 Current Rating: 944 + 899 = 1843 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 899 = 1843 votes 899

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
9311 Current Rating: 9311 + 11422 = 20733 votesCurrent Rating: 9311 + 11422 = 20733 votes 11422

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1610 Current Rating: 1610 + 1614 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1610 + 1614 = 3224 votes 1614

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
816 Current Rating: 816 + 865 = 1681 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 865 = 1681 votes 865

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1545 Current Rating: 1545 + 1150 = 2695 votesCurrent Rating: 1545 + 1150 = 2695 votes 1150

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1260 Current Rating: 1260 + 1097 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1260 + 1097 = 2357 votes 1097

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1850 Current Rating: 1850 + 1744 = 3594 votesCurrent Rating: 1850 + 1744 = 3594 votes 1744

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1903 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1903 = 3818 votes 1903

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1879 Current Rating: 1879 + 1276 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1879 + 1276 = 3155 votes 1276

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1206 = 2860 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1206 = 2860 votes 1206

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1890 Current Rating: 1890 + 981 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1890 + 981 = 2871 votes 981

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
4093 Current Rating: 4093 + 3212 = 7305 votesCurrent Rating: 4093 + 3212 = 7305 votes 3212

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
3724 Current Rating: 3724 + 3677 = 7401 votesCurrent Rating: 3724 + 3677 = 7401 votes 3677

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 1125 = 3316 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 1125 = 3316 votes 1125

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1527 Current Rating: 1527 + 1075 = 2602 votesCurrent Rating: 1527 + 1075 = 2602 votes 1075

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1411 = 3011 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1411 = 3011 votes 1411


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 984 = 2242 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 984 = 2242 votes 984

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
987 Current Rating: 987 + 823 = 1810 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 823 = 1810 votes 823

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2108 Current Rating: 2108 + 1386 = 3494 votesCurrent Rating: 2108 + 1386 = 3494 votes 1386

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
7567 Current Rating: 7567 + 9449 = 17016 votesCurrent Rating: 7567 + 9449 = 17016 votes 9449

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1644 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1644 = 3522 votes 1644

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1416 = 2889 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1416 = 2889 votes 1416

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1608 Current Rating: 1608 + 1637 = 3245 votesCurrent Rating: 1608 + 1637 = 3245 votes 1637

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 994 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 994 = 2299 votes 994

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 1114 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 1114 = 2396 votes 1114

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1728 Current Rating: 1728 + 1054 = 2782 votesCurrent Rating: 1728 + 1054 = 2782 votes 1054

[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
878 Current Rating: 878 + 824 = 1702 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 824 = 1702 votes 824

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
819 Current Rating: 819 + 720 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 720 = 1539 votes 720

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1115 = 2396 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1115 = 2396 votes 1115

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1323 = 2971 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1323 = 2971 votes 1323

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1820 Current Rating: 1820 + 1560 = 3380 votesCurrent Rating: 1820 + 1560 = 3380 votes 1560

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1680 = 3664 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1680 = 3664 votes 1680

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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