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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
4343 Current Rating: 4343 + 5649 = 9992 votesCurrent Rating: 4343 + 5649 = 9992 votes 5649

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
932 Current Rating: 932 + 975 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 975 = 1907 votes 975

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 2044 = 3723 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 2044 = 3723 votes 2044

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 975 = 2033 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 975 = 2033 votes 975

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1225 Current Rating: 1225 + 1021 = 2246 votesCurrent Rating: 1225 + 1021 = 2246 votes 1021

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1933 Current Rating: 1933 + 2010 = 3943 votesCurrent Rating: 1933 + 2010 = 3943 votes 2010

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1405 Current Rating: 1405 + 1181 = 2586 votesCurrent Rating: 1405 + 1181 = 2586 votes 1181

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1348 Current Rating: 1348 + 1282 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1348 + 1282 = 2630 votes 1282

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1462 = 3353 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1462 = 3353 votes 1462

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1200 Current Rating: 1200 + 1069 = 2269 votesCurrent Rating: 1200 + 1069 = 2269 votes 1069

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1228 = 2342 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1228 = 2342 votes 1228

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1987 = 3834 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1987 = 3834 votes 1987


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1129 = 2694 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1129 = 2694 votes 1129

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
970 Current Rating: 970 + 929 = 1899 votesCurrent Rating: 970 + 929 = 1899 votes 929

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
906 Current Rating: 906 + 835 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 835 = 1741 votes 835

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1350 = 2789 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1350 = 2789 votes 1350

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
928 Current Rating: 928 + 871 = 1799 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 871 = 1799 votes 871

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 948 = 2387 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 948 = 2387 votes 948

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2954 Current Rating: 2954 + 2727 = 5681 votesCurrent Rating: 2954 + 2727 = 5681 votes 2727

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
927 Current Rating: 927 + 899 = 1826 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 899 = 1826 votes 899

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1227 = 2313 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1227 = 2313 votes 1227

[1220] 13: I need a double now
1060 Current Rating: 1060 + 977 = 2037 votesCurrent Rating: 1060 + 977 = 2037 votes 977

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
875 Current Rating: 875 + 911 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 911 = 1786 votes 911

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1548 Current Rating: 1548 + 2106 = 3654 votesCurrent Rating: 1548 + 2106 = 3654 votes 2106

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1464 Current Rating: 1464 + 1387 = 2851 votesCurrent Rating: 1464 + 1387 = 2851 votes 1387

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1585 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1585 = 3433 votes 1585

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 1405 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 1405 = 2516 votes 1405

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
996 Current Rating: 996 + 1052 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 996 + 1052 = 2048 votes 1052

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
3110 Current Rating: 3110 + 6108 = 9218 votesCurrent Rating: 3110 + 6108 = 9218 votes 6108

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1854 Current Rating: 1854 + 1808 = 3662 votesCurrent Rating: 1854 + 1808 = 3662 votes 1808


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1943 Current Rating: 1943 + 1995 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 1943 + 1995 = 3938 votes 1995

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3221 Current Rating: 3221 + 4238 = 7459 votesCurrent Rating: 3221 + 4238 = 7459 votes 4238

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2338 Current Rating: 2338 + 2654 = 4992 votesCurrent Rating: 2338 + 2654 = 4992 votes 2654

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9332 Current Rating: 9332 + 12355 = 21687 votesCurrent Rating: 9332 + 12355 = 21687 votes 12355

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3862 Current Rating: 3862 + 3205 = 7067 votesCurrent Rating: 3862 + 3205 = 7067 votes 3205

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1536 Current Rating: 1536 + 1644 = 3180 votesCurrent Rating: 1536 + 1644 = 3180 votes 1644

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10712 Current Rating: 10712 + 11826 = 22538 votesCurrent Rating: 10712 + 11826 = 22538 votes 11826

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4251 Current Rating: 4251 + 4951 = 9202 votesCurrent Rating: 4251 + 4951 = 9202 votes 4951

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2322 Current Rating: 2322 + 2084 = 4406 votesCurrent Rating: 2322 + 2084 = 4406 votes 2084

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2979 Current Rating: 2979 + 2428 = 5407 votesCurrent Rating: 2979 + 2428 = 5407 votes 2428

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2314 Current Rating: 2314 + 2168 = 4482 votesCurrent Rating: 2314 + 2168 = 4482 votes 2168

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 1216 = 2361 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 1216 = 2361 votes 1216

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 1180 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 1180 = 2226 votes 1180

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1542 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1542 = 3016 votes 1542

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
3058 Current Rating: 3058 + 3101 = 6159 votesCurrent Rating: 3058 + 3101 = 6159 votes 3101

[1196] 8: I
3556 Current Rating: 3556 + 4188 = 7744 votesCurrent Rating: 3556 + 4188 = 7744 votes 4188

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5534 Current Rating: 5534 + 6384 = 11918 votesCurrent Rating: 5534 + 6384 = 11918 votes 6384

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1942 Current Rating: 1942 + 1783 = 3725 votesCurrent Rating: 1942 + 1783 = 3725 votes 1783

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4965 Current Rating: 4965 + 5918 = 10883 votesCurrent Rating: 4965 + 5918 = 10883 votes 5918

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 3435 = 6287 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 3435 = 6287 votes 3435

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4679 Current Rating: 4679 + 4390 = 9069 votesCurrent Rating: 4679 + 4390 = 9069 votes 4390


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2184 Current Rating: 2184 + 1928 = 4112 votesCurrent Rating: 2184 + 1928 = 4112 votes 1928

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13724 Current Rating: 13724 + 14478 = 28202 votesCurrent Rating: 13724 + 14478 = 28202 votes 14478

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7972 Current Rating: 7972 + 7430 = 15402 votesCurrent Rating: 7972 + 7430 = 15402 votes 7430

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2710 Current Rating: 2710 + 2490 = 5200 votesCurrent Rating: 2710 + 2490 = 5200 votes 2490

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1757 = 3562 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1757 = 3562 votes 1757

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2637 Current Rating: 2637 + 1489 = 4126 votesCurrent Rating: 2637 + 1489 = 4126 votes 1489

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1892 = 3492 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1892 = 3492 votes 1892

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
876 Current Rating: 876 + 950 = 1826 votesCurrent Rating: 876 + 950 = 1826 votes 950

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
1071 Current Rating: 1071 + 1054 = 2125 votesCurrent Rating: 1071 + 1054 = 2125 votes 1054

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3314 Current Rating: 3314 + 2613 = 5927 votesCurrent Rating: 3314 + 2613 = 5927 votes 2613

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1224 Current Rating: 1224 + 1351 = 2575 votesCurrent Rating: 1224 + 1351 = 2575 votes 1351

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2263 Current Rating: 2263 + 2006 = 4269 votesCurrent Rating: 2263 + 2006 = 4269 votes 2006

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1542 Current Rating: 1542 + 1799 = 3341 votesCurrent Rating: 1542 + 1799 = 3341 votes 1799

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1217 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1217 = 2795 votes 1217

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1654 = 3306 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1654 = 3306 votes 1654

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 2854 = 4719 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 2854 = 4719 votes 2854

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1165 = 2406 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1165 = 2406 votes 1165

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1859 = 3785 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1859 = 3785 votes 1859

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1162 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1162 = 2393 votes 1162

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
1058 Current Rating: 1058 + 853 = 1911 votesCurrent Rating: 1058 + 853 = 1911 votes 853


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1234 = 2441 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1234 = 2441 votes 1234

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1087 = 2200 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1087 = 2200 votes 1087

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1703 = 3663 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1703 = 3663 votes 1703

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1285 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1285 = 2566 votes 1285

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
932 Current Rating: 932 + 995 = 1927 votesCurrent Rating: 932 + 995 = 1927 votes 995

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1463 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1463 = 2846 votes 1463

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1188 = 2493 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1188 = 2493 votes 1188

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1200 = 2547 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1200 = 2547 votes 1200

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
841 Current Rating: 841 + 839 = 1680 votesCurrent Rating: 841 + 839 = 1680 votes 839

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 2021 = 4289 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 2021 = 4289 votes 2021

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1346 Current Rating: 1346 + 1491 = 2837 votesCurrent Rating: 1346 + 1491 = 2837 votes 1491

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1887 Current Rating: 1887 + 1969 = 3856 votesCurrent Rating: 1887 + 1969 = 3856 votes 1969

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1155 Current Rating: 1155 + 1077 = 2232 votesCurrent Rating: 1155 + 1077 = 2232 votes 1077

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3429 Current Rating: 3429 + 2924 = 6353 votesCurrent Rating: 3429 + 2924 = 6353 votes 2924

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1845 Current Rating: 1845 + 1816 = 3661 votesCurrent Rating: 1845 + 1816 = 3661 votes 1816

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
3353 Current Rating: 3353 + 2210 = 5563 votesCurrent Rating: 3353 + 2210 = 5563 votes 2210


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1873 Current Rating: 1873 + 1802 = 3675 votesCurrent Rating: 1873 + 1802 = 3675 votes 1802

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 1514 = 4422 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 1514 = 4422 votes 1514

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
8973 Current Rating: 8973 + 9289 = 18262 votesCurrent Rating: 8973 + 9289 = 18262 votes 9289

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
4321 Current Rating: 4321 + 3885 = 8206 votesCurrent Rating: 4321 + 3885 = 8206 votes 3885

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1928 Current Rating: 1928 + 1815 = 3743 votesCurrent Rating: 1928 + 1815 = 3743 votes 1815

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2404 Current Rating: 2404 + 1735 = 4139 votesCurrent Rating: 2404 + 1735 = 4139 votes 1735

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1882 Current Rating: 1882 + 1658 = 3540 votesCurrent Rating: 1882 + 1658 = 3540 votes 1658

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1111 = 2541 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1111 = 2541 votes 1111

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2409 Current Rating: 2409 + 1910 = 4319 votesCurrent Rating: 2409 + 1910 = 4319 votes 1910

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1235 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1235 = 2607 votes 1235


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2386 Current Rating: 2386 + 1884 = 4270 votesCurrent Rating: 2386 + 1884 = 4270 votes 1884

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1517 = 3405 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1517 = 3405 votes 1517

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1236 = 2977 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1236 = 2977 votes 1236

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 1256 = 2584 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 1256 = 2584 votes 1256

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1141 = 2281 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1141 = 2281 votes 1141

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3554 Current Rating: 3554 + 3893 = 7447 votesCurrent Rating: 3554 + 3893 = 7447 votes 3893

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 1504 = 3485 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 1504 = 3485 votes 1504

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
9235 Current Rating: 9235 + 10101 = 19336 votesCurrent Rating: 9235 + 10101 = 19336 votes 10101

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 2511 = 4602 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 2511 = 4602 votes 2511

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 2070 = 4786 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 2070 = 4786 votes 2070

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3449 Current Rating: 3449 + 3898 = 7347 votesCurrent Rating: 3449 + 3898 = 7347 votes 3898

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2751 Current Rating: 2751 + 2645 = 5396 votesCurrent Rating: 2751 + 2645 = 5396 votes 2645

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
8089 Current Rating: 8089 + 8131 = 16220 votesCurrent Rating: 8089 + 8131 = 16220 votes 8131

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
2287 Current Rating: 2287 + 1755 = 4042 votesCurrent Rating: 2287 + 1755 = 4042 votes 1755

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
3091 Current Rating: 3091 + 2807 = 5898 votesCurrent Rating: 3091 + 2807 = 5898 votes 2807

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1293 Current Rating: 1293 + 1267 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1293 + 1267 = 2560 votes 1267

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
2315 Current Rating: 2315 + 1724 = 4039 votesCurrent Rating: 2315 + 1724 = 4039 votes 1724

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1955 = 3770 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1955 = 3770 votes 1955

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1852 Current Rating: 1852 + 2154 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 1852 + 2154 = 4006 votes 2154

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2537 Current Rating: 2537 + 2078 = 4615 votesCurrent Rating: 2537 + 2078 = 4615 votes 2078

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2459 Current Rating: 2459 + 1912 = 4371 votesCurrent Rating: 2459 + 1912 = 4371 votes 1912

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1642 = 3445 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1642 = 3445 votes 1642

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1463 Current Rating: 1463 + 1317 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1463 + 1317 = 2780 votes 1317

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3303 Current Rating: 3303 + 5315 = 8618 votesCurrent Rating: 3303 + 5315 = 8618 votes 5315


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1840 Current Rating: 1840 + 1659 = 3499 votesCurrent Rating: 1840 + 1659 = 3499 votes 1659

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 2357 = 4304 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 2357 = 4304 votes 2357

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2678 Current Rating: 2678 + 2271 = 4949 votesCurrent Rating: 2678 + 2271 = 4949 votes 2271

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1382 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1382 = 2709 votes 1382

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1329 Current Rating: 1329 + 1093 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1329 + 1093 = 2422 votes 1093

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2556 Current Rating: 2556 + 1646 = 4202 votesCurrent Rating: 2556 + 1646 = 4202 votes 1646

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 1387 = 3435 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 1387 = 3435 votes 1387

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
2081 Current Rating: 2081 + 1651 = 3732 votesCurrent Rating: 2081 + 1651 = 3732 votes 1651

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1654 = 3248 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1654 = 3248 votes 1654

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1116 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1116 = 2407 votes 1116

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3618 Current Rating: 3618 + 3877 = 7495 votesCurrent Rating: 3618 + 3877 = 7495 votes 3877

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1878 Current Rating: 1878 + 1547 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1878 + 1547 = 3425 votes 1547

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 2051 = 3690 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 2051 = 3690 votes 2051

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1328 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1328 = 3058 votes 1328

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1429 = 2994 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1429 = 2994 votes 1429

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1583 Current Rating: 1583 + 1371 = 2954 votesCurrent Rating: 1583 + 1371 = 2954 votes 1371

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 1163 = 2286 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 1163 = 2286 votes 1163

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1841 Current Rating: 1841 + 1829 = 3670 votesCurrent Rating: 1841 + 1829 = 3670 votes 1829

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1801 Current Rating: 1801 + 1648 = 3449 votesCurrent Rating: 1801 + 1648 = 3449 votes 1648


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1254 Current Rating: 1254 + 1078 = 2332 votesCurrent Rating: 1254 + 1078 = 2332 votes 1078

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1454 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1454 = 3310 votes 1454

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1803 Current Rating: 1803 + 1512 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1803 + 1512 = 3315 votes 1512

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1830 = 3542 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1830 = 3542 votes 1830

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1947 Current Rating: 1947 + 1862 = 3809 votesCurrent Rating: 1947 + 1862 = 3809 votes 1862

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 1538 = 3613 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 1538 = 3613 votes 1538

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
3037 Current Rating: 3037 + 4081 = 7118 votesCurrent Rating: 3037 + 4081 = 7118 votes 4081

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2334 Current Rating: 2334 + 1917 = 4251 votesCurrent Rating: 2334 + 1917 = 4251 votes 1917

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1547 = 2813 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1547 = 2813 votes 1547

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2521 Current Rating: 2521 + 3106 = 5627 votesCurrent Rating: 2521 + 3106 = 5627 votes 3106

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8974 Current Rating: 8974 + 8505 = 17479 votesCurrent Rating: 8974 + 8505 = 17479 votes 8505

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1919 Current Rating: 1919 + 2291 = 4210 votesCurrent Rating: 1919 + 2291 = 4210 votes 2291

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1746 = 3466 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1746 = 3466 votes 1746

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1434 = 3013 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1434 = 3013 votes 1434

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2195 Current Rating: 2195 + 1974 = 4169 votesCurrent Rating: 2195 + 1974 = 4169 votes 1974


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1686 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1686 = 3584 votes 1686

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2265 Current Rating: 2265 + 2235 = 4500 votesCurrent Rating: 2265 + 2235 = 4500 votes 2235

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1891 Current Rating: 1891 + 1894 = 3785 votesCurrent Rating: 1891 + 1894 = 3785 votes 1894

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2981 Current Rating: 2981 + 2356 = 5337 votesCurrent Rating: 2981 + 2356 = 5337 votes 2356

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2396 Current Rating: 2396 + 2530 = 4926 votesCurrent Rating: 2396 + 2530 = 4926 votes 2530

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
7745 Current Rating: 7745 + 7091 = 14836 votesCurrent Rating: 7745 + 7091 = 14836 votes 7091

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1608 = 3338 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1608 = 3338 votes 1608

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1388 = 2966 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1388 = 2966 votes 1388

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
13902 Current Rating: 13902 + 16111 = 30013 votesCurrent Rating: 13902 + 16111 = 30013 votes 16111

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 2189 = 4567 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 2189 = 4567 votes 2189

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
1025 Current Rating: 1025 + 1066 = 2091 votesCurrent Rating: 1025 + 1066 = 2091 votes 1066

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
2137 Current Rating: 2137 + 2078 = 4215 votesCurrent Rating: 2137 + 2078 = 4215 votes 2078

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1485 = 3110 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1485 = 3110 votes 1485

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2768 Current Rating: 2768 + 2278 = 5046 votesCurrent Rating: 2768 + 2278 = 5046 votes 2278

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2228 Current Rating: 2228 + 2179 = 4407 votesCurrent Rating: 2228 + 2179 = 4407 votes 2179

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 1844 = 4752 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 1844 = 4752 votes 1844

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 1573 = 4465 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 1573 = 4465 votes 1573

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
3444 Current Rating: 3444 + 4463 = 7907 votesCurrent Rating: 3444 + 4463 = 7907 votes 4463

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
10099 Current Rating: 10099 + 11970 = 22069 votesCurrent Rating: 10099 + 11970 = 22069 votes 11970

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
7682 Current Rating: 7682 + 8937 = 16619 votesCurrent Rating: 7682 + 8937 = 16619 votes 8937

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
4156 Current Rating: 4156 + 4727 = 8883 votesCurrent Rating: 4156 + 4727 = 8883 votes 4727

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2709 Current Rating: 2709 + 1653 = 4362 votesCurrent Rating: 2709 + 1653 = 4362 votes 1653

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
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Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 1593 = 3648 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 1593 = 3648 votes 1593

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1228 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1228 = 3155 votes 1228

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
3275 Current Rating: 3275 + 2092 = 5367 votesCurrent Rating: 3275 + 2092 = 5367 votes 2092

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
12987 Current Rating: 12987 + 13618 = 26605 votesCurrent Rating: 12987 + 13618 = 26605 votes 13618

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
4182 Current Rating: 4182 + 2865 = 7047 votesCurrent Rating: 4182 + 2865 = 7047 votes 2865

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2655 Current Rating: 2655 + 2295 = 4950 votesCurrent Rating: 2655 + 2295 = 4950 votes 2295

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
2241 Current Rating: 2241 + 1929 = 4170 votesCurrent Rating: 2241 + 1929 = 4170 votes 1929

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2694 Current Rating: 2694 + 2251 = 4945 votesCurrent Rating: 2694 + 2251 = 4945 votes 2251

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1973 Current Rating: 1973 + 1452 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1973 + 1452 = 3425 votes 1452

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1700 = 3515 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1700 = 3515 votes 1700

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1235 Current Rating: 1235 + 1193 = 2428 votesCurrent Rating: 1235 + 1193 = 2428 votes 1193

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1221 Current Rating: 1221 + 1063 = 2284 votesCurrent Rating: 1221 + 1063 = 2284 votes 1063

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2838 Current Rating: 2838 + 2183 = 5021 votesCurrent Rating: 2838 + 2183 = 5021 votes 2183


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
2001 Current Rating: 2001 + 1697 = 3698 votesCurrent Rating: 2001 + 1697 = 3698 votes 1697

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2587 Current Rating: 2587 + 2214 = 4801 votesCurrent Rating: 2587 + 2214 = 4801 votes 2214

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2677 Current Rating: 2677 + 1986 = 4663 votesCurrent Rating: 2677 + 1986 = 4663 votes 1986

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
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[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
2173 Current Rating: 2173 + 1850 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 2173 + 1850 = 4023 votes 1850






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