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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2908 Current Rating: 2908 + 1986 = 4894 votesCurrent Rating: 2908 + 1986 = 4894 votes 1986

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
601 Current Rating: 601 + 629 = 1230 votesCurrent Rating: 601 + 629 = 1230 votes 629

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
962 Current Rating: 962 + 1242 = 2204 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 1242 = 2204 votes 1242

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
607 Current Rating: 607 + 632 = 1239 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 632 = 1239 votes 632

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
748 Current Rating: 748 + 631 = 1379 votesCurrent Rating: 748 + 631 = 1379 votes 631

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1131 = 2271 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1131 = 2271 votes 1131

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
796 Current Rating: 796 + 689 = 1485 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 689 = 1485 votes 689

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
826 Current Rating: 826 + 811 = 1637 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 811 = 1637 votes 811

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1430 Current Rating: 1430 + 1051 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1430 + 1051 = 2481 votes 1051

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
716 Current Rating: 716 + 716 = 1432 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 716 = 1432 votes 716

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
736 Current Rating: 736 + 919 = 1655 votesCurrent Rating: 736 + 919 = 1655 votes 919

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1298 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1298 = 2415 votes 1298


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
694 Current Rating: 694 + 747 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 747 = 1441 votes 747

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
559 Current Rating: 559 + 653 = 1212 votesCurrent Rating: 559 + 653 = 1212 votes 653

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
691 Current Rating: 691 + 608 = 1299 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 608 = 1299 votes 608

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
824 Current Rating: 824 + 832 = 1656 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 832 = 1656 votes 832

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
660 Current Rating: 660 + 616 = 1276 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 616 = 1276 votes 616

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
660 Current Rating: 660 + 552 = 1212 votesCurrent Rating: 660 + 552 = 1212 votes 552

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2293 Current Rating: 2293 + 2132 = 4425 votesCurrent Rating: 2293 + 2132 = 4425 votes 2132

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
576 Current Rating: 576 + 579 = 1155 votesCurrent Rating: 576 + 579 = 1155 votes 579

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
650 Current Rating: 650 + 768 = 1418 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 768 = 1418 votes 768

[1220] 13: I need a double now
626 Current Rating: 626 + 686 = 1312 votesCurrent Rating: 626 + 686 = 1312 votes 686

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
583 Current Rating: 583 + 659 = 1242 votesCurrent Rating: 583 + 659 = 1242 votes 659

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1102 Current Rating: 1102 + 1697 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1102 + 1697 = 2799 votes 1697

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
862 Current Rating: 862 + 852 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 862 + 852 = 1714 votes 852

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1027 Current Rating: 1027 + 912 = 1939 votesCurrent Rating: 1027 + 912 = 1939 votes 912

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
724 Current Rating: 724 + 1043 = 1767 votesCurrent Rating: 724 + 1043 = 1767 votes 1043

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
638 Current Rating: 638 + 766 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 638 + 766 = 1404 votes 766

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2481 Current Rating: 2481 + 3663 = 6144 votesCurrent Rating: 2481 + 3663 = 6144 votes 3663

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1111 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1111 = 2162 votes 1111


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1724 = 3388 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1724 = 3388 votes 1724

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2939 Current Rating: 2939 + 3957 = 6896 votesCurrent Rating: 2939 + 3957 = 6896 votes 3957

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 2231 = 4129 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 2231 = 4129 votes 2231

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9065 Current Rating: 9065 + 12073 = 21138 votesCurrent Rating: 9065 + 12073 = 21138 votes 12073

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3159 Current Rating: 3159 + 2570 = 5729 votesCurrent Rating: 3159 + 2570 = 5729 votes 2570

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1087 Current Rating: 1087 + 1133 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1087 + 1133 = 2220 votes 1133

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10298 Current Rating: 10298 + 11367 = 21665 votesCurrent Rating: 10298 + 11367 = 21665 votes 11367

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3986 Current Rating: 3986 + 4715 = 8701 votesCurrent Rating: 3986 + 4715 = 8701 votes 4715

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1859 Current Rating: 1859 + 1714 = 3573 votesCurrent Rating: 1859 + 1714 = 3573 votes 1714

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2198 Current Rating: 2198 + 1917 = 4115 votesCurrent Rating: 2198 + 1917 = 4115 votes 1917

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1924 Current Rating: 1924 + 1779 = 3703 votesCurrent Rating: 1924 + 1779 = 3703 votes 1779

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
925 Current Rating: 925 + 980 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 925 + 980 = 1905 votes 980

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
766 Current Rating: 766 + 887 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 887 = 1653 votes 887

[1198] 10: Good morning class
889 Current Rating: 889 + 1027 = 1916 votesCurrent Rating: 889 + 1027 = 1916 votes 1027

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2581 Current Rating: 2581 + 2548 = 5129 votesCurrent Rating: 2581 + 2548 = 5129 votes 2548

[1196] 8: I
3391 Current Rating: 3391 + 4024 = 7415 votesCurrent Rating: 3391 + 4024 = 7415 votes 4024

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5001 Current Rating: 5001 + 6058 = 11059 votesCurrent Rating: 5001 + 6058 = 11059 votes 6058

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1413 = 3041 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1413 = 3041 votes 1413

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4681 Current Rating: 4681 + 5686 = 10367 votesCurrent Rating: 4681 + 5686 = 10367 votes 5686

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2575 Current Rating: 2575 + 3183 = 5758 votesCurrent Rating: 2575 + 3183 = 5758 votes 3183

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4083 Current Rating: 4083 + 3954 = 8037 votesCurrent Rating: 4083 + 3954 = 8037 votes 3954


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1472 = 3220 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1472 = 3220 votes 1472

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13518 Current Rating: 13518 + 14268 = 27786 votesCurrent Rating: 13518 + 14268 = 27786 votes 14268

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7352 Current Rating: 7352 + 7019 = 14371 votesCurrent Rating: 7352 + 7019 = 14371 votes 7019

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2240 Current Rating: 2240 + 1932 = 4172 votesCurrent Rating: 2240 + 1932 = 4172 votes 1932

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 1254 = 2555 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 1254 = 2555 votes 1254

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 1056 = 3103 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 1056 = 3103 votes 1056

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1065 Current Rating: 1065 + 1088 = 2153 votesCurrent Rating: 1065 + 1088 = 2153 votes 1088

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
547 Current Rating: 547 + 631 = 1178 votesCurrent Rating: 547 + 631 = 1178 votes 631

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
710 Current Rating: 710 + 666 = 1376 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 666 = 1376 votes 666

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2734 Current Rating: 2734 + 2201 = 4935 votesCurrent Rating: 2734 + 2201 = 4935 votes 2201

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 1133 = 2133 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 1133 = 2133 votes 1133

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1437 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1437 = 3122 votes 1437

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 1187 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 1187 = 2209 votes 1187

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 868 = 1885 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 868 = 1885 votes 868

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
974 Current Rating: 974 + 952 = 1926 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 952 = 1926 votes 952

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1392 Current Rating: 1392 + 1704 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1392 + 1704 = 3096 votes 1704

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
941 Current Rating: 941 + 882 = 1823 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 882 = 1823 votes 882

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1455 Current Rating: 1455 + 1323 = 2778 votesCurrent Rating: 1455 + 1323 = 2778 votes 1323

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
754 Current Rating: 754 + 746 = 1500 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 746 = 1500 votes 746

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
652 Current Rating: 652 + 620 = 1272 votesCurrent Rating: 652 + 620 = 1272 votes 620


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
757 Current Rating: 757 + 769 = 1526 votesCurrent Rating: 757 + 769 = 1526 votes 769

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 732 = 1467 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 732 = 1467 votes 732

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1052 Current Rating: 1052 + 919 = 1971 votesCurrent Rating: 1052 + 919 = 1971 votes 919

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
795 Current Rating: 795 + 817 = 1612 votesCurrent Rating: 795 + 817 = 1612 votes 817

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
615 Current Rating: 615 + 717 = 1332 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 717 = 1332 votes 717

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
907 Current Rating: 907 + 840 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 840 = 1747 votes 840

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
819 Current Rating: 819 + 789 = 1608 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 789 = 1608 votes 789

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 851 = 1949 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 851 = 1949 votes 851

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
601 Current Rating: 601 + 616 = 1217 votesCurrent Rating: 601 + 616 = 1217 votes 616

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1795 Current Rating: 1795 + 1602 = 3397 votesCurrent Rating: 1795 + 1602 = 3397 votes 1602

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
991 Current Rating: 991 + 1137 = 2128 votesCurrent Rating: 991 + 1137 = 2128 votes 1137

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1568 = 3107 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1568 = 3107 votes 1568

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
806 Current Rating: 806 + 816 = 1622 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 816 = 1622 votes 816

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2887 Current Rating: 2887 + 2479 = 5366 votesCurrent Rating: 2887 + 2479 = 5366 votes 2479

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1476 = 2948 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1476 = 2948 votes 1476

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2464 Current Rating: 2464 + 1814 = 4278 votesCurrent Rating: 2464 + 1814 = 4278 votes 1814


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1266 Current Rating: 1266 + 1192 = 2458 votesCurrent Rating: 1266 + 1192 = 2458 votes 1192

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2171 Current Rating: 2171 + 1162 = 3333 votesCurrent Rating: 2171 + 1162 = 3333 votes 1162

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
5803 Current Rating: 5803 + 6373 = 12176 votesCurrent Rating: 5803 + 6373 = 12176 votes 6373

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
2892 Current Rating: 2892 + 3537 = 6429 votesCurrent Rating: 2892 + 3537 = 6429 votes 3537

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1652 Current Rating: 1652 + 1511 = 3163 votesCurrent Rating: 1652 + 1511 = 3163 votes 1511

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2075 Current Rating: 2075 + 1420 = 3495 votesCurrent Rating: 2075 + 1420 = 3495 votes 1420

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1655 Current Rating: 1655 + 1361 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1655 + 1361 = 3016 votes 1361

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
971 Current Rating: 971 + 809 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 971 + 809 = 1780 votes 809

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1911 Current Rating: 1911 + 1455 = 3366 votesCurrent Rating: 1911 + 1455 = 3366 votes 1455

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
849 Current Rating: 849 + 776 = 1625 votesCurrent Rating: 849 + 776 = 1625 votes 776


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1837 Current Rating: 1837 + 1406 = 3243 votesCurrent Rating: 1837 + 1406 = 3243 votes 1406

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1472 Current Rating: 1472 + 1118 = 2590 votesCurrent Rating: 1472 + 1118 = 2590 votes 1118

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 932 = 2265 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 932 = 2265 votes 932

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
902 Current Rating: 902 + 845 = 1747 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 845 = 1747 votes 845

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
767 Current Rating: 767 + 795 = 1562 votesCurrent Rating: 767 + 795 = 1562 votes 795

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3055 Current Rating: 3055 + 3464 = 6519 votesCurrent Rating: 3055 + 3464 = 6519 votes 3464

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1202 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1202 = 2916 votes 1202

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7193 Current Rating: 7193 + 6649 = 13842 votesCurrent Rating: 7193 + 6649 = 13842 votes 6649

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1750 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1750 = 3399 votes 1750

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2172 Current Rating: 2172 + 1596 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 2172 + 1596 = 3768 votes 1596

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2684 Current Rating: 2684 + 3313 = 5997 votesCurrent Rating: 2684 + 3313 = 5997 votes 3313

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1785 Current Rating: 1785 + 1943 = 3728 votesCurrent Rating: 1785 + 1943 = 3728 votes 1943

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
4891 Current Rating: 4891 + 7123 = 12014 votesCurrent Rating: 4891 + 7123 = 12014 votes 7123

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1184 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1184 = 2714 votes 1184

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 1979 = 4261 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 1979 = 4261 votes 1979

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
915 Current Rating: 915 + 871 = 1786 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 871 = 1786 votes 871

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1301 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1301 = 2901 votes 1301

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1207 Current Rating: 1207 + 1450 = 2657 votesCurrent Rating: 1207 + 1450 = 2657 votes 1450

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1852 = 3465 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1852 = 3465 votes 1852

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2028 Current Rating: 2028 + 1623 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 2028 + 1623 = 3651 votes 1623

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1844 Current Rating: 1844 + 1397 = 3241 votesCurrent Rating: 1844 + 1397 = 3241 votes 1397

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1399 Current Rating: 1399 + 1310 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1399 + 1310 = 2709 votes 1310

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 1007 = 2121 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 1007 = 2121 votes 1007

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2850 Current Rating: 2850 + 4850 = 7700 votesCurrent Rating: 2850 + 4850 = 7700 votes 4850


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1122 = 2411 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1122 = 2411 votes 1122

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1550 Current Rating: 1550 + 1998 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1550 + 1998 = 3548 votes 1998

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 1668 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 1668 = 3651 votes 1668

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
929 Current Rating: 929 + 947 = 1876 votesCurrent Rating: 929 + 947 = 1876 votes 947

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
870 Current Rating: 870 + 746 = 1616 votesCurrent Rating: 870 + 746 = 1616 votes 746

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1208 = 2990 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1208 = 2990 votes 1208

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 903 = 2051 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 903 = 2051 votes 903

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1379 = 3146 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1379 = 3146 votes 1379

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1391 = 2713 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1391 = 2713 votes 1391

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
994 Current Rating: 994 + 818 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 994 + 818 = 1812 votes 818

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2460 Current Rating: 2460 + 3392 = 5852 votesCurrent Rating: 2460 + 3392 = 5852 votes 3392

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 1092 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 1092 = 2451 votes 1092

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1411 Current Rating: 1411 + 1647 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1411 + 1647 = 3058 votes 1647

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1328 Current Rating: 1328 + 980 = 2308 votesCurrent Rating: 1328 + 980 = 2308 votes 980

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 874 = 1879 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 874 = 1879 votes 874

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1148 Current Rating: 1148 + 979 = 2127 votesCurrent Rating: 1148 + 979 = 2127 votes 979

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
852 Current Rating: 852 + 889 = 1741 votesCurrent Rating: 852 + 889 = 1741 votes 889

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1626 = 3302 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1626 = 3302 votes 1626

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1523 Current Rating: 1523 + 1353 = 2876 votesCurrent Rating: 1523 + 1353 = 2876 votes 1353


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
960 Current Rating: 960 + 850 = 1810 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 850 = 1810 votes 850

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1299 Current Rating: 1299 + 1045 = 2344 votesCurrent Rating: 1299 + 1045 = 2344 votes 1045

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1281 Current Rating: 1281 + 1042 = 2323 votesCurrent Rating: 1281 + 1042 = 2323 votes 1042

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1571 = 3058 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1571 = 3058 votes 1571

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1209 = 2630 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1209 = 2630 votes 1209

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1830 Current Rating: 1830 + 1294 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1830 + 1294 = 3124 votes 1294

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2639 Current Rating: 2639 + 3680 = 6319 votesCurrent Rating: 2639 + 3680 = 6319 votes 3680

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2109 Current Rating: 2109 + 1668 = 3777 votesCurrent Rating: 2109 + 1668 = 3777 votes 1668

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
966 Current Rating: 966 + 1001 = 1967 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 1001 = 1967 votes 1001

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 2692 = 4623 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 2692 = 4623 votes 2692

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
5664 Current Rating: 5664 + 6670 = 12334 votesCurrent Rating: 5664 + 6670 = 12334 votes 6670

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1753 = 3282 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1753 = 3282 votes 1753

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1368 = 2751 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1368 = 2751 votes 1368

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1111 Current Rating: 1111 + 993 = 2104 votesCurrent Rating: 1111 + 993 = 2104 votes 993

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1592 = 3326 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1592 = 3326 votes 1592


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1317 = 2746 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1317 = 2746 votes 1317

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 2012 = 3999 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 2012 = 3999 votes 2012

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1556 = 3181 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1556 = 3181 votes 1556

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2174 Current Rating: 2174 + 1941 = 4115 votesCurrent Rating: 2174 + 1941 = 4115 votes 1941

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1725 Current Rating: 1725 + 1690 = 3415 votesCurrent Rating: 1725 + 1690 = 3415 votes 1690

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
4734 Current Rating: 4734 + 6133 = 10867 votesCurrent Rating: 4734 + 6133 = 10867 votes 6133

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1205 Current Rating: 1205 + 1133 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1205 + 1133 = 2338 votes 1133

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 996 = 2072 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 996 = 2072 votes 996

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
9946 Current Rating: 9946 + 11852 = 21798 votesCurrent Rating: 9946 + 11852 = 21798 votes 11852

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1748 Current Rating: 1748 + 1728 = 3476 votesCurrent Rating: 1748 + 1728 = 3476 votes 1728

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
846 Current Rating: 846 + 896 = 1742 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 896 = 1742 votes 896

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1644 Current Rating: 1644 + 1318 = 2962 votesCurrent Rating: 1644 + 1318 = 2962 votes 1318

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1326 Current Rating: 1326 + 1167 = 2493 votesCurrent Rating: 1326 + 1167 = 2493 votes 1167

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1960 Current Rating: 1960 + 1851 = 3811 votesCurrent Rating: 1960 + 1851 = 3811 votes 1851

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1952 = 3915 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1952 = 3915 votes 1952

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2122 Current Rating: 2122 + 1384 = 3506 votesCurrent Rating: 2122 + 1384 = 3506 votes 1384

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1285 = 3166 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1285 = 3166 votes 1285

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2193 Current Rating: 2193 + 4074 = 6267 votesCurrent Rating: 2193 + 4074 = 6267 votes 4074

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
5559 Current Rating: 5559 + 7353 = 12912 votesCurrent Rating: 5559 + 7353 = 12912 votes 7353

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
4240 Current Rating: 4240 + 3945 = 8185 votesCurrent Rating: 4240 + 3945 = 8185 votes 3945

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
2558 Current Rating: 2558 + 4220 = 6778 votesCurrent Rating: 2558 + 4220 = 6778 votes 4220

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1753 Current Rating: 1753 + 1177 = 2930 votesCurrent Rating: 1753 + 1177 = 2930 votes 1177

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1699 Current Rating: 1699 + 1538 = 3237 votesCurrent Rating: 1699 + 1538 = 3237 votes 1538


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
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[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 901 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 901 = 2071 votes 901

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2318 Current Rating: 2318 + 1521 = 3839 votesCurrent Rating: 2318 + 1521 = 3839 votes 1521

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
8249 Current Rating: 8249 + 9837 = 18086 votesCurrent Rating: 8249 + 9837 = 18086 votes 9837

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2422 = 5133 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2422 = 5133 votes 2422

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2031 Current Rating: 2031 + 1742 = 3773 votesCurrent Rating: 2031 + 1742 = 3773 votes 1742

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1657 Current Rating: 1657 + 1540 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1657 + 1540 = 3197 votes 1540

[1056] 13: I won t be long
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1371 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1371 = 3226 votes 1371

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
2904 Current Rating: 2904 + 4653 = 7557 votesCurrent Rating: 2904 + 4653 = 7557 votes 4653

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1635 Current Rating: 1635 + 1515 = 3150 votesCurrent Rating: 1635 + 1515 = 3150 votes 1515

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1798 Current Rating: 1798 + 1750 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1798 + 1750 = 3548 votes 1750

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1066 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1066 = 2505 votes 1066

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1216 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1216 = 2603 votes 1216

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1895 Current Rating: 1895 + 1108 = 3003 votesCurrent Rating: 1895 + 1108 = 3003 votes 1108

[1049] 6: Then she said
31569 Current Rating: 31569 + 34162 = 65731 votesCurrent Rating: 31569 + 34162 = 65731 votes 34162

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
1884 Current Rating: 1884 + 1516 = 3400 votesCurrent Rating: 1884 + 1516 = 3400 votes 1516

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
944 Current Rating: 944 + 886 = 1830 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 886 = 1830 votes 886

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
893 Current Rating: 893 + 779 = 1672 votesCurrent Rating: 893 + 779 = 1672 votes 779

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2046 Current Rating: 2046 + 1778 = 3824 votesCurrent Rating: 2046 + 1778 = 3824 votes 1778


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1433 Current Rating: 1433 + 1237 = 2670 votesCurrent Rating: 1433 + 1237 = 2670 votes 1237

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
4097 Current Rating: 4097 + 3296 = 7393 votesCurrent Rating: 4097 + 3296 = 7393 votes 3296

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
9852 Current Rating: 9852 + 15254 = 25106 votesCurrent Rating: 9852 + 15254 = 25106 votes 15254

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3161 Current Rating: 3161 + 2778 = 5939 votesCurrent Rating: 3161 + 2778 = 5939 votes 2778

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1259 = 2886 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1259 = 2886 votes 1259

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
2428 Current Rating: 2428 + 1727 = 4155 votesCurrent Rating: 2428 + 1727 = 4155 votes 1727

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1437 = 3252 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1437 = 3252 votes 1437

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1958 Current Rating: 1958 + 1622 = 3580 votesCurrent Rating: 1958 + 1622 = 3580 votes 1622

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1997 Current Rating: 1997 + 1769 = 3766 votesCurrent Rating: 1997 + 1769 = 3766 votes 1769

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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