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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2000 Current Rating: 2000 + 1519 = 3519 votesCurrent Rating: 2000 + 1519 = 3519 votes 1519

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
432 Current Rating: 432 + 477 = 909 votesCurrent Rating: 432 + 477 = 909 votes 477

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
566 Current Rating: 566 + 872 = 1438 votesCurrent Rating: 566 + 872 = 1438 votes 872

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
399 Current Rating: 399 + 466 = 865 votesCurrent Rating: 399 + 466 = 865 votes 466

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
526 Current Rating: 526 + 447 = 973 votesCurrent Rating: 526 + 447 = 973 votes 447

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
701 Current Rating: 701 + 725 = 1426 votesCurrent Rating: 701 + 725 = 1426 votes 725

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
507 Current Rating: 507 + 477 = 984 votesCurrent Rating: 507 + 477 = 984 votes 477

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
547 Current Rating: 547 + 526 = 1073 votesCurrent Rating: 547 + 526 = 1073 votes 526

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 813 = 1996 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 813 = 1996 votes 813

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
497 Current Rating: 497 + 524 = 1021 votesCurrent Rating: 497 + 524 = 1021 votes 524

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
563 Current Rating: 563 + 745 = 1308 votesCurrent Rating: 563 + 745 = 1308 votes 745

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
883 Current Rating: 883 + 1069 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 883 + 1069 = 1952 votes 1069


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
471 Current Rating: 471 + 538 = 1009 votesCurrent Rating: 471 + 538 = 1009 votes 538

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
372 Current Rating: 372 + 500 = 872 votesCurrent Rating: 372 + 500 = 872 votes 500

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
577 Current Rating: 577 + 488 = 1065 votesCurrent Rating: 577 + 488 = 1065 votes 488

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
540 Current Rating: 540 + 549 = 1089 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 549 = 1089 votes 549

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
534 Current Rating: 534 + 499 = 1033 votesCurrent Rating: 534 + 499 = 1033 votes 499

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
388 Current Rating: 388 + 447 = 835 votesCurrent Rating: 388 + 447 = 835 votes 447

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1956 Current Rating: 1956 + 1824 = 3780 votesCurrent Rating: 1956 + 1824 = 3780 votes 1824

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
387 Current Rating: 387 + 403 = 790 votesCurrent Rating: 387 + 403 = 790 votes 403

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
473 Current Rating: 473 + 575 = 1048 votesCurrent Rating: 473 + 575 = 1048 votes 575

[1220] 13: I need a double now
437 Current Rating: 437 + 559 = 996 votesCurrent Rating: 437 + 559 = 996 votes 559

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
424 Current Rating: 424 + 527 = 951 votesCurrent Rating: 424 + 527 = 951 votes 527

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
853 Current Rating: 853 + 1484 = 2337 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 1484 = 2337 votes 1484

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
567 Current Rating: 567 + 612 = 1179 votesCurrent Rating: 567 + 612 = 1179 votes 612

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 661 = 1283 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 661 = 1283 votes 661

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
522 Current Rating: 522 + 833 = 1355 votesCurrent Rating: 522 + 833 = 1355 votes 833

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
480 Current Rating: 480 + 605 = 1085 votesCurrent Rating: 480 + 605 = 1085 votes 605

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2129 Current Rating: 2129 + 3131 = 5260 votesCurrent Rating: 2129 + 3131 = 5260 votes 3131

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
621 Current Rating: 621 + 821 = 1442 votesCurrent Rating: 621 + 821 = 1442 votes 821


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1588 = 3104 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1588 = 3104 votes 1588

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2805 Current Rating: 2805 + 3820 = 6625 votesCurrent Rating: 2805 + 3820 = 6625 votes 3820

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1993 = 3652 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1993 = 3652 votes 1993

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8886 Current Rating: 8886 + 11909 = 20795 votesCurrent Rating: 8886 + 11909 = 20795 votes 11909

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2332 = 5251 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2332 = 5251 votes 2332

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
845 Current Rating: 845 + 891 = 1736 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 891 = 1736 votes 891

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10063 Current Rating: 10063 + 11119 = 21182 votesCurrent Rating: 10063 + 11119 = 21182 votes 11119

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3816 Current Rating: 3816 + 4563 = 8379 votesCurrent Rating: 3816 + 4563 = 8379 votes 4563

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1620 Current Rating: 1620 + 1496 = 3116 votesCurrent Rating: 1620 + 1496 = 3116 votes 1496

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1896 Current Rating: 1896 + 1647 = 3543 votesCurrent Rating: 1896 + 1647 = 3543 votes 1647

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1707 Current Rating: 1707 + 1572 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1707 + 1572 = 3279 votes 1572

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
802 Current Rating: 802 + 856 = 1658 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 856 = 1658 votes 856

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
619 Current Rating: 619 + 733 = 1352 votesCurrent Rating: 619 + 733 = 1352 votes 733

[1198] 10: Good morning class
561 Current Rating: 561 + 761 = 1322 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 761 = 1322 votes 761

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2307 Current Rating: 2307 + 2258 = 4565 votesCurrent Rating: 2307 + 2258 = 4565 votes 2258

[1196] 8: I
3311 Current Rating: 3311 + 3946 = 7257 votesCurrent Rating: 3311 + 3946 = 7257 votes 3946

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4751 Current Rating: 4751 + 5868 = 10619 votesCurrent Rating: 4751 + 5868 = 10619 votes 5868

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1230 = 2701 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1230 = 2701 votes 1230

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4511 Current Rating: 4511 + 5532 = 10043 votesCurrent Rating: 4511 + 5532 = 10043 votes 5532

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2412 Current Rating: 2412 + 3026 = 5438 votesCurrent Rating: 2412 + 3026 = 5438 votes 3026

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3786 Current Rating: 3786 + 3696 = 7482 votesCurrent Rating: 3786 + 3696 = 7482 votes 3696


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1202 = 2671 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1202 = 2671 votes 1202

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13393 Current Rating: 13393 + 14142 = 27535 votesCurrent Rating: 13393 + 14142 = 27535 votes 14142

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7032 Current Rating: 7032 + 6757 = 13789 votesCurrent Rating: 7032 + 6757 = 13789 votes 6757

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1962 Current Rating: 1962 + 1639 = 3601 votesCurrent Rating: 1962 + 1639 = 3601 votes 1639

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 957 = 1960 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 957 = 1960 votes 957

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 821 = 2516 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 821 = 2516 votes 821

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
781 Current Rating: 781 + 825 = 1606 votesCurrent Rating: 781 + 825 = 1606 votes 825

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
383 Current Rating: 383 + 460 = 843 votesCurrent Rating: 383 + 460 = 843 votes 460

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
502 Current Rating: 502 + 455 = 957 votesCurrent Rating: 502 + 455 = 957 votes 455

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 1913 = 4348 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 1913 = 4348 votes 1913

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
856 Current Rating: 856 + 994 = 1850 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 994 = 1850 votes 994

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1109 = 2460 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1109 = 2460 votes 1109

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
674 Current Rating: 674 + 854 = 1528 votesCurrent Rating: 674 + 854 = 1528 votes 854

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
717 Current Rating: 717 + 693 = 1410 votesCurrent Rating: 717 + 693 = 1410 votes 693

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
594 Current Rating: 594 + 731 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 594 + 731 = 1325 votes 731

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 1122 = 2216 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 1122 = 2216 votes 1122

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
745 Current Rating: 745 + 723 = 1468 votesCurrent Rating: 745 + 723 = 1468 votes 723

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1063 = 2244 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1063 = 2244 votes 1063

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
504 Current Rating: 504 + 529 = 1033 votesCurrent Rating: 504 + 529 = 1033 votes 529

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
489 Current Rating: 489 + 484 = 973 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 484 = 973 votes 484


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
488 Current Rating: 488 + 510 = 998 votesCurrent Rating: 488 + 510 = 998 votes 510

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
540 Current Rating: 540 + 553 = 1093 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 553 = 1093 votes 553

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
641 Current Rating: 641 + 696 = 1337 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 696 = 1337 votes 696

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
585 Current Rating: 585 + 625 = 1210 votesCurrent Rating: 585 + 625 = 1210 votes 625

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
449 Current Rating: 449 + 556 = 1005 votesCurrent Rating: 449 + 556 = 1005 votes 556

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
641 Current Rating: 641 + 683 = 1324 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 683 = 1324 votes 683

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
559 Current Rating: 559 + 568 = 1127 votesCurrent Rating: 559 + 568 = 1127 votes 568

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
966 Current Rating: 966 + 732 = 1698 votesCurrent Rating: 966 + 732 = 1698 votes 732

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
480 Current Rating: 480 + 500 = 980 votesCurrent Rating: 480 + 500 = 980 votes 500

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1552 Current Rating: 1552 + 1349 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1552 + 1349 = 2901 votes 1349

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
791 Current Rating: 791 + 944 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 791 + 944 = 1735 votes 944

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1336 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1336 = 2680 votes 1336

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
642 Current Rating: 642 + 677 = 1319 votesCurrent Rating: 642 + 677 = 1319 votes 677

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2618 Current Rating: 2618 + 2216 = 4834 votesCurrent Rating: 2618 + 2216 = 4834 votes 2216

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1280 = 2528 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1280 = 2528 votes 1280

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1856 Current Rating: 1856 + 1466 = 3322 votesCurrent Rating: 1856 + 1466 = 3322 votes 1466


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
946 Current Rating: 946 + 860 = 1806 votesCurrent Rating: 946 + 860 = 1806 votes 860

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 968 = 2695 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 968 = 2695 votes 968

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
3389 Current Rating: 3389 + 3633 = 7022 votesCurrent Rating: 3389 + 3633 = 7022 votes 3633

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1712 Current Rating: 1712 + 1255 = 2967 votesCurrent Rating: 1712 + 1255 = 2967 votes 1255

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1525 Current Rating: 1525 + 1369 = 2894 votesCurrent Rating: 1525 + 1369 = 2894 votes 1369

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1881 Current Rating: 1881 + 1241 = 3122 votesCurrent Rating: 1881 + 1241 = 3122 votes 1241

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1210 = 2728 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1210 = 2728 votes 1210

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
751 Current Rating: 751 + 666 = 1417 votesCurrent Rating: 751 + 666 = 1417 votes 666

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1664 Current Rating: 1664 + 1207 = 2871 votesCurrent Rating: 1664 + 1207 = 2871 votes 1207

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
567 Current Rating: 567 + 609 = 1176 votesCurrent Rating: 567 + 609 = 1176 votes 609


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1340 Current Rating: 1340 + 1080 = 2420 votesCurrent Rating: 1340 + 1080 = 2420 votes 1080

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1229 Current Rating: 1229 + 894 = 2123 votesCurrent Rating: 1229 + 894 = 2123 votes 894

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1017 Current Rating: 1017 + 763 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 1017 + 763 = 1780 votes 763

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
655 Current Rating: 655 + 637 = 1292 votesCurrent Rating: 655 + 637 = 1292 votes 637

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
586 Current Rating: 586 + 633 = 1219 votesCurrent Rating: 586 + 633 = 1219 votes 633

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2737 Current Rating: 2737 + 3224 = 5961 votesCurrent Rating: 2737 + 3224 = 5961 votes 3224

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 1038 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 1038 = 2599 votes 1038

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6142 Current Rating: 6142 + 6427 = 12569 votesCurrent Rating: 6142 + 6427 = 12569 votes 6427

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 1338 = 2733 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 1338 = 2733 votes 1338

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1843 Current Rating: 1843 + 1316 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1843 + 1316 = 3159 votes 1316

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2349 Current Rating: 2349 + 3040 = 5389 votesCurrent Rating: 2349 + 3040 = 5389 votes 3040

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1562 = 2951 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1562 = 2951 votes 1562

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2314 = 5235 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2314 = 5235 votes 2314

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 866 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 866 = 1997 votes 866

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1925 Current Rating: 1925 + 1597 = 3522 votesCurrent Rating: 1925 + 1597 = 3522 votes 1597

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
691 Current Rating: 691 + 646 = 1337 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 646 = 1337 votes 646

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1259 Current Rating: 1259 + 1044 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1259 + 1044 = 2303 votes 1044

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
846 Current Rating: 846 + 1144 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 1144 = 1990 votes 1144

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1685 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1685 = 3172 votes 1685

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1763 Current Rating: 1763 + 1380 = 3143 votesCurrent Rating: 1763 + 1380 = 3143 votes 1380

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1318 Current Rating: 1318 + 1018 = 2336 votesCurrent Rating: 1318 + 1018 = 2336 votes 1018

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1144 Current Rating: 1144 + 1103 = 2247 votesCurrent Rating: 1144 + 1103 = 2247 votes 1103

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
869 Current Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 836 = 1705 votes 836

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2589 Current Rating: 2589 + 4587 = 7176 votesCurrent Rating: 2589 + 4587 = 7176 votes 4587


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
924 Current Rating: 924 + 831 = 1755 votesCurrent Rating: 924 + 831 = 1755 votes 831

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1338 Current Rating: 1338 + 1790 = 3128 votesCurrent Rating: 1338 + 1790 = 3128 votes 1790

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1649 Current Rating: 1649 + 1340 = 2989 votesCurrent Rating: 1649 + 1340 = 2989 votes 1340

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
672 Current Rating: 672 + 706 = 1378 votesCurrent Rating: 672 + 706 = 1378 votes 706

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
694 Current Rating: 694 + 595 = 1289 votesCurrent Rating: 694 + 595 = 1289 votes 595

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1271 Current Rating: 1271 + 912 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1271 + 912 = 2183 votes 912

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
705 Current Rating: 705 + 684 = 1389 votesCurrent Rating: 705 + 684 = 1389 votes 684

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1598 Current Rating: 1598 + 1235 = 2833 votesCurrent Rating: 1598 + 1235 = 2833 votes 1235

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 1247 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 1247 = 2401 votes 1247

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
788 Current Rating: 788 + 667 = 1455 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 667 = 1455 votes 667

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1072 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1072 = 2854 votes 1072

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
993 Current Rating: 993 + 823 = 1816 votesCurrent Rating: 993 + 823 = 1816 votes 823

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1269 Current Rating: 1269 + 1420 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1269 + 1420 = 2689 votes 1420

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1024 Current Rating: 1024 + 800 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 1024 + 800 = 1824 votes 800

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
647 Current Rating: 647 + 688 = 1335 votesCurrent Rating: 647 + 688 = 1335 votes 688

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
853 Current Rating: 853 + 773 = 1626 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 773 = 1626 votes 773

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
691 Current Rating: 691 + 748 = 1439 votesCurrent Rating: 691 + 748 = 1439 votes 748

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1520 = 3096 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1520 = 3096 votes 1520

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1374 Current Rating: 1374 + 1192 = 2566 votesCurrent Rating: 1374 + 1192 = 2566 votes 1192


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
775 Current Rating: 775 + 717 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 775 + 717 = 1492 votes 717

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
923 Current Rating: 923 + 828 = 1751 votesCurrent Rating: 923 + 828 = 1751 votes 828

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
942 Current Rating: 942 + 793 = 1735 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 793 = 1735 votes 793

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1365 Current Rating: 1365 + 1441 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1365 + 1441 = 2806 votes 1441

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1095 Current Rating: 1095 + 891 = 1986 votesCurrent Rating: 1095 + 891 = 1986 votes 891

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 1156 = 2844 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 1156 = 2844 votes 1156

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2425 Current Rating: 2425 + 3461 = 5886 votesCurrent Rating: 2425 + 3461 = 5886 votes 3461

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1995 Current Rating: 1995 + 1562 = 3557 votesCurrent Rating: 1995 + 1562 = 3557 votes 1562

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
729 Current Rating: 729 + 810 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 810 = 1539 votes 810

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1689 Current Rating: 1689 + 2441 = 4130 votesCurrent Rating: 1689 + 2441 = 4130 votes 2441

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
4020 Current Rating: 4020 + 5432 = 9452 votesCurrent Rating: 4020 + 5432 = 9452 votes 5432

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1297 Current Rating: 1297 + 1417 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1297 + 1417 = 2714 votes 1417

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1168 = 2350 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1168 = 2350 votes 1168

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
845 Current Rating: 845 + 750 = 1595 votesCurrent Rating: 845 + 750 = 1595 votes 750

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1372 = 2799 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1372 = 2799 votes 1372


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1107 Current Rating: 1107 + 1092 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1107 + 1092 = 2199 votes 1092

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1848 Current Rating: 1848 + 1889 = 3737 votesCurrent Rating: 1848 + 1889 = 3737 votes 1889

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1471 Current Rating: 1471 + 1388 = 2859 votesCurrent Rating: 1471 + 1388 = 2859 votes 1388

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1654 Current Rating: 1654 + 1639 = 3293 votesCurrent Rating: 1654 + 1639 = 3293 votes 1639

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1345 Current Rating: 1345 + 1262 = 2607 votesCurrent Rating: 1345 + 1262 = 2607 votes 1262

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
2919 Current Rating: 2919 + 2457 = 5376 votesCurrent Rating: 2919 + 2457 = 5376 votes 2457

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
905 Current Rating: 905 + 875 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 905 + 875 = 1780 votes 875

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
770 Current Rating: 770 + 751 = 1521 votesCurrent Rating: 770 + 751 = 1521 votes 751

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
6975 Current Rating: 6975 + 8935 = 15910 votesCurrent Rating: 6975 + 8935 = 15910 votes 8935

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1360 Current Rating: 1360 + 1448 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1360 + 1448 = 2808 votes 1448

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
758 Current Rating: 758 + 809 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 809 = 1567 votes 809

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1359 Current Rating: 1359 + 948 = 2307 votesCurrent Rating: 1359 + 948 = 2307 votes 948

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 1005 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 1005 = 2158 votes 1005

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1618 Current Rating: 1618 + 1578 = 3196 votesCurrent Rating: 1618 + 1578 = 3196 votes 1578

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1821 = 3636 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1821 = 3636 votes 1821

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1460 Current Rating: 1460 + 1066 = 2526 votesCurrent Rating: 1460 + 1066 = 2526 votes 1066

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1474 Current Rating: 1474 + 1089 = 2563 votesCurrent Rating: 1474 + 1089 = 2563 votes 1089

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 850 = 2464 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 850 = 2464 votes 850

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 3004 = 5499 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 3004 = 5499 votes 3004

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2879 Current Rating: 2879 + 3218 = 6097 votesCurrent Rating: 2879 + 3218 = 6097 votes 3218

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 915 = 2683 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 915 = 2683 votes 915

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1213 Current Rating: 1213 + 889 = 2102 votesCurrent Rating: 1213 + 889 = 2102 votes 889

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1419 Current Rating: 1419 + 1223 = 2642 votesCurrent Rating: 1419 + 1223 = 2642 votes 1223


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1005 Current Rating: 1005 + 819 = 1824 votesCurrent Rating: 1005 + 819 = 1824 votes 819

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
763 Current Rating: 763 + 718 = 1481 votesCurrent Rating: 763 + 718 = 1481 votes 718

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1736 Current Rating: 1736 + 1171 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1736 + 1171 = 2907 votes 1171

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
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[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
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[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
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[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
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[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
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[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
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[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
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[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
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[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
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[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
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[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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