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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3119 Current Rating: 3119 + 2108 = 5227 votesCurrent Rating: 3119 + 2108 = 5227 votes 2108

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
663 Current Rating: 663 + 686 = 1349 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 686 = 1349 votes 686

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1089 Current Rating: 1089 + 1355 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1089 + 1355 = 2444 votes 1355

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
695 Current Rating: 695 + 695 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 695 + 695 = 1390 votes 695

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
850 Current Rating: 850 + 698 = 1548 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 698 = 1548 votes 698

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1303 = 2612 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1303 = 2612 votes 1303

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
916 Current Rating: 916 + 767 = 1683 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 767 = 1683 votes 767

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
928 Current Rating: 928 + 887 = 1815 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 887 = 1815 votes 887

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1125 = 2654 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1125 = 2654 votes 1125

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
785 Current Rating: 785 + 776 = 1561 votesCurrent Rating: 785 + 776 = 1561 votes 776

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
793 Current Rating: 793 + 965 = 1758 votesCurrent Rating: 793 + 965 = 1758 votes 965

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1370 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1370 = 2559 votes 1370


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
749 Current Rating: 749 + 808 = 1557 votesCurrent Rating: 749 + 808 = 1557 votes 808

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
630 Current Rating: 630 + 695 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 630 + 695 = 1325 votes 695

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
733 Current Rating: 733 + 656 = 1389 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 656 = 1389 votes 656

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
922 Current Rating: 922 + 925 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 922 + 925 = 1847 votes 925

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
710 Current Rating: 710 + 662 = 1372 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 662 = 1372 votes 662

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
798 Current Rating: 798 + 593 = 1391 votesCurrent Rating: 798 + 593 = 1391 votes 593

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2402 Current Rating: 2402 + 2248 = 4650 votesCurrent Rating: 2402 + 2248 = 4650 votes 2248

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
641 Current Rating: 641 + 638 = 1279 votesCurrent Rating: 641 + 638 = 1279 votes 638

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
733 Current Rating: 733 + 845 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 845 = 1578 votes 845

[1220] 13: I need a double now
713 Current Rating: 713 + 734 = 1447 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 734 = 1447 votes 734

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
627 Current Rating: 627 + 713 = 1340 votesCurrent Rating: 627 + 713 = 1340 votes 713

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1775 = 2963 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1775 = 2963 votes 1775

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
974 Current Rating: 974 + 933 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 974 + 933 = 1907 votes 933

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1032 = 2238 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1032 = 2238 votes 1032

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
808 Current Rating: 808 + 1107 = 1915 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 1107 = 1915 votes 1107

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
754 Current Rating: 754 + 827 = 1581 votesCurrent Rating: 754 + 827 = 1581 votes 827

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2624 Current Rating: 2624 + 4435 = 7059 votesCurrent Rating: 2624 + 4435 = 7059 votes 4435

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1231 Current Rating: 1231 + 1256 = 2487 votesCurrent Rating: 1231 + 1256 = 2487 votes 1256


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1716 Current Rating: 1716 + 1773 = 3489 votesCurrent Rating: 1716 + 1773 = 3489 votes 1773

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2986 Current Rating: 2986 + 4010 = 6996 votesCurrent Rating: 2986 + 4010 = 6996 votes 4010

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1986 Current Rating: 1986 + 2323 = 4309 votesCurrent Rating: 1986 + 2323 = 4309 votes 2323

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9114 Current Rating: 9114 + 12137 = 21251 votesCurrent Rating: 9114 + 12137 = 21251 votes 12137

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3229 Current Rating: 3229 + 2640 = 5869 votesCurrent Rating: 3229 + 2640 = 5869 votes 2640

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1206 = 2376 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1206 = 2376 votes 1206

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10373 Current Rating: 10373 + 11452 = 21825 votesCurrent Rating: 10373 + 11452 = 21825 votes 11452

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4048 Current Rating: 4048 + 4767 = 8815 votesCurrent Rating: 4048 + 4767 = 8815 votes 4767

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1950 Current Rating: 1950 + 1789 = 3739 votesCurrent Rating: 1950 + 1789 = 3739 votes 1789

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2333 Current Rating: 2333 + 2041 = 4374 votesCurrent Rating: 2333 + 2041 = 4374 votes 2041

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1998 Current Rating: 1998 + 1853 = 3851 votesCurrent Rating: 1998 + 1853 = 3851 votes 1853

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
963 Current Rating: 963 + 1027 = 1990 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 1027 = 1990 votes 1027

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
825 Current Rating: 825 + 947 = 1772 votesCurrent Rating: 825 + 947 = 1772 votes 947

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1126 = 2129 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1126 = 2129 votes 1126

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2668 Current Rating: 2668 + 2638 = 5306 votesCurrent Rating: 2668 + 2638 = 5306 votes 2638

[1196] 8: I
3419 Current Rating: 3419 + 4050 = 7469 votesCurrent Rating: 3419 + 4050 = 7469 votes 4050

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5116 Current Rating: 5116 + 6123 = 11239 votesCurrent Rating: 5116 + 6123 = 11239 votes 6123

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1690 Current Rating: 1690 + 1508 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1690 + 1508 = 3198 votes 1508

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4727 Current Rating: 4727 + 5728 = 10455 votesCurrent Rating: 4727 + 5728 = 10455 votes 5728

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2633 Current Rating: 2633 + 3231 = 5864 votesCurrent Rating: 2633 + 3231 = 5864 votes 3231

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4202 Current Rating: 4202 + 4047 = 8249 votesCurrent Rating: 4202 + 4047 = 8249 votes 4047


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1585 = 3414 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1585 = 3414 votes 1585

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13552 Current Rating: 13552 + 14306 = 27858 votesCurrent Rating: 13552 + 14306 = 27858 votes 14306

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7515 Current Rating: 7515 + 7106 = 14621 votesCurrent Rating: 7515 + 7106 = 14621 votes 7106

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2321 Current Rating: 2321 + 2046 = 4367 votesCurrent Rating: 2321 + 2046 = 4367 votes 2046

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1390 Current Rating: 1390 + 1347 = 2737 votesCurrent Rating: 1390 + 1347 = 2737 votes 1347

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2156 Current Rating: 2156 + 1140 = 3296 votesCurrent Rating: 2156 + 1140 = 3296 votes 1140

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1131 Current Rating: 1131 + 1158 = 2289 votesCurrent Rating: 1131 + 1158 = 2289 votes 1158

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
623 Current Rating: 623 + 702 = 1325 votesCurrent Rating: 623 + 702 = 1325 votes 702

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
788 Current Rating: 788 + 750 = 1538 votesCurrent Rating: 788 + 750 = 1538 votes 750

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2843 Current Rating: 2843 + 2273 = 5116 votesCurrent Rating: 2843 + 2273 = 5116 votes 2273

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 1181 = 2226 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 1181 = 2226 votes 1181

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1817 Current Rating: 1817 + 1551 = 3368 votesCurrent Rating: 1817 + 1551 = 3368 votes 1551

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 1260 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 1260 = 2360 votes 1260

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1145 Current Rating: 1145 + 937 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1145 + 937 = 2082 votes 937

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1095 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1095 = 2222 votes 1095

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1487 Current Rating: 1487 + 1991 = 3478 votesCurrent Rating: 1487 + 1991 = 3478 votes 1991

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
998 Current Rating: 998 + 928 = 1926 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 928 = 1926 votes 928

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1551 Current Rating: 1551 + 1444 = 2995 votesCurrent Rating: 1551 + 1444 = 2995 votes 1444

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
851 Current Rating: 851 + 827 = 1678 votesCurrent Rating: 851 + 827 = 1678 votes 827

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
700 Current Rating: 700 + 664 = 1364 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 664 = 1364 votes 664


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
852 Current Rating: 852 + 860 = 1712 votesCurrent Rating: 852 + 860 = 1712 votes 860

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
805 Current Rating: 805 + 805 = 1610 votesCurrent Rating: 805 + 805 = 1610 votes 805

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1272 Current Rating: 1272 + 1113 = 2385 votesCurrent Rating: 1272 + 1113 = 2385 votes 1113

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
881 Current Rating: 881 + 896 = 1777 votesCurrent Rating: 881 + 896 = 1777 votes 896

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
678 Current Rating: 678 + 770 = 1448 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 770 = 1448 votes 770

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
952 Current Rating: 952 + 884 = 1836 votesCurrent Rating: 952 + 884 = 1836 votes 884

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
920 Current Rating: 920 + 860 = 1780 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 860 = 1780 votes 860

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1154 Current Rating: 1154 + 930 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1154 + 930 = 2084 votes 930

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
650 Current Rating: 650 + 660 = 1310 votesCurrent Rating: 650 + 660 = 1310 votes 660

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1888 Current Rating: 1888 + 1691 = 3579 votesCurrent Rating: 1888 + 1691 = 3579 votes 1691

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 1193 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 1193 = 2248 votes 1193

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1660 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1660 = 3276 votes 1660

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
856 Current Rating: 856 + 859 = 1715 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 859 = 1715 votes 859

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2995 Current Rating: 2995 + 2565 = 5560 votesCurrent Rating: 2995 + 2565 = 5560 votes 2565

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1554 Current Rating: 1554 + 1545 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1554 + 1545 = 3099 votes 1545

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2555 Current Rating: 2555 + 1860 = 4415 votesCurrent Rating: 2555 + 1860 = 4415 votes 1860


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1376 Current Rating: 1376 + 1300 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1376 + 1300 = 2676 votes 1300

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2270 Current Rating: 2270 + 1213 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 2270 + 1213 = 3483 votes 1213

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
6274 Current Rating: 6274 + 6499 = 12773 votesCurrent Rating: 6274 + 6499 = 12773 votes 6499

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
2970 Current Rating: 2970 + 3582 = 6552 votesCurrent Rating: 2970 + 3582 = 6552 votes 3582

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1706 Current Rating: 1706 + 1573 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1706 + 1573 = 3279 votes 1573

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2129 Current Rating: 2129 + 1486 = 3615 votesCurrent Rating: 2129 + 1486 = 3615 votes 1486

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1426 = 3123 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1426 = 3123 votes 1426

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 875 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 875 = 1951 votes 875

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 1543 = 3547 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 1543 = 3547 votes 1543

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
927 Current Rating: 927 + 822 = 1749 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 822 = 1749 votes 822


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1899 Current Rating: 1899 + 1490 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1899 + 1490 = 3389 votes 1490

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1208 = 2768 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1208 = 2768 votes 1208

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 980 = 2360 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 980 = 2360 votes 980

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
981 Current Rating: 981 + 919 = 1900 votesCurrent Rating: 981 + 919 = 1900 votes 919

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
840 Current Rating: 840 + 867 = 1707 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 867 = 1707 votes 867

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3143 Current Rating: 3143 + 3541 = 6684 votesCurrent Rating: 3143 + 3541 = 6684 votes 3541

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1773 Current Rating: 1773 + 1262 = 3035 votesCurrent Rating: 1773 + 1262 = 3035 votes 1262

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7685 Current Rating: 7685 + 6745 = 14430 votesCurrent Rating: 7685 + 6745 = 14430 votes 6745

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1917 = 3658 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1917 = 3658 votes 1917

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2279 Current Rating: 2279 + 1689 = 3968 votesCurrent Rating: 2279 + 1689 = 3968 votes 1689

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 3420 = 6233 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 3420 = 6233 votes 3420

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1957 Current Rating: 1957 + 2098 = 4055 votesCurrent Rating: 1957 + 2098 = 4055 votes 2098

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
5340 Current Rating: 5340 + 7275 = 12615 votesCurrent Rating: 5340 + 7275 = 12615 votes 7275

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1697 Current Rating: 1697 + 1314 = 3011 votesCurrent Rating: 1697 + 1314 = 3011 votes 1314

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2415 Current Rating: 2415 + 2138 = 4553 votesCurrent Rating: 2415 + 2138 = 4553 votes 2138

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
984 Current Rating: 984 + 928 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 984 + 928 = 1912 votes 928

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1755 Current Rating: 1755 + 1390 = 3145 votesCurrent Rating: 1755 + 1390 = 3145 votes 1390

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1561 = 2891 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1561 = 2891 votes 1561

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1666 Current Rating: 1666 + 1925 = 3591 votesCurrent Rating: 1666 + 1925 = 3591 votes 1925

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2135 Current Rating: 2135 + 1722 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 2135 + 1722 = 3857 votes 1722

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1926 Current Rating: 1926 + 1499 = 3425 votesCurrent Rating: 1926 + 1499 = 3425 votes 1499

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1380 = 2873 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1380 = 2873 votes 1380

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1181 Current Rating: 1181 + 1075 = 2256 votesCurrent Rating: 1181 + 1075 = 2256 votes 1075

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2931 Current Rating: 2931 + 4948 = 7879 votesCurrent Rating: 2931 + 4948 = 7879 votes 4948


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1387 Current Rating: 1387 + 1221 = 2608 votesCurrent Rating: 1387 + 1221 = 2608 votes 1221

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 2073 = 3702 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 2073 = 3702 votes 2073

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2121 Current Rating: 2121 + 1774 = 3895 votesCurrent Rating: 2121 + 1774 = 3895 votes 1774

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1004 Current Rating: 1004 + 1020 = 2024 votesCurrent Rating: 1004 + 1020 = 2024 votes 1020

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
943 Current Rating: 943 + 813 = 1756 votesCurrent Rating: 943 + 813 = 1756 votes 813

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1914 Current Rating: 1914 + 1284 = 3198 votesCurrent Rating: 1914 + 1284 = 3198 votes 1284

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 990 = 2345 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 990 = 2345 votes 990

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1821 Current Rating: 1821 + 1423 = 3244 votesCurrent Rating: 1821 + 1423 = 3244 votes 1423

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1385 Current Rating: 1385 + 1444 = 2829 votesCurrent Rating: 1385 + 1444 = 2829 votes 1444

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 860 = 1893 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 860 = 1893 votes 860

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2676 Current Rating: 2676 + 3484 = 6160 votesCurrent Rating: 2676 + 3484 = 6160 votes 3484

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 1173 = 2626 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 1173 = 2626 votes 1173

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1738 = 3197 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1738 = 3197 votes 1738

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1026 = 2415 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1026 = 2415 votes 1026

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1141 Current Rating: 1141 + 962 = 2103 votesCurrent Rating: 1141 + 962 = 2103 votes 962

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1211 Current Rating: 1211 + 1046 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 1211 + 1046 = 2257 votes 1046

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
902 Current Rating: 902 + 945 = 1847 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 945 = 1847 votes 945

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1709 Current Rating: 1709 + 1665 = 3374 votesCurrent Rating: 1709 + 1665 = 3374 votes 1665

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1406 = 2984 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1406 = 2984 votes 1406


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 890 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 890 = 1901 votes 890

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1380 Current Rating: 1380 + 1123 = 2503 votesCurrent Rating: 1380 + 1123 = 2503 votes 1123

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1372 Current Rating: 1372 + 1139 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1372 + 1139 = 2511 votes 1139

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1533 Current Rating: 1533 + 1626 = 3159 votesCurrent Rating: 1533 + 1626 = 3159 votes 1626

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1330 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1330 = 2828 votes 1330

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1875 Current Rating: 1875 + 1343 = 3218 votesCurrent Rating: 1875 + 1343 = 3218 votes 1343

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2716 Current Rating: 2716 + 3755 = 6471 votesCurrent Rating: 2716 + 3755 = 6471 votes 3755

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2159 Current Rating: 2159 + 1702 = 3861 votesCurrent Rating: 2159 + 1702 = 3861 votes 1702

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1016 Current Rating: 1016 + 1041 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1016 + 1041 = 2057 votes 1041

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2042 Current Rating: 2042 + 2775 = 4817 votesCurrent Rating: 2042 + 2775 = 4817 votes 2775

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
6398 Current Rating: 6398 + 7190 = 13588 votesCurrent Rating: 6398 + 7190 = 13588 votes 7190

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1605 Current Rating: 1605 + 1886 = 3491 votesCurrent Rating: 1605 + 1886 = 3491 votes 1886

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1441 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1441 = 2897 votes 1441

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 1068 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 1068 = 2263 votes 1068

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1673 = 3501 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1673 = 3501 votes 1673


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1503 Current Rating: 1503 + 1384 = 2887 votesCurrent Rating: 1503 + 1384 = 2887 votes 1384

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2048 Current Rating: 2048 + 2053 = 4101 votesCurrent Rating: 2048 + 2053 = 4101 votes 2053

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1679 Current Rating: 1679 + 1631 = 3310 votesCurrent Rating: 1679 + 1631 = 3310 votes 1631

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 1990 = 4289 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 1990 = 4289 votes 1990

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1874 Current Rating: 1874 + 1891 = 3765 votesCurrent Rating: 1874 + 1891 = 3765 votes 1891

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
5306 Current Rating: 5306 + 6333 = 11639 votesCurrent Rating: 5306 + 6333 = 11639 votes 6333

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1323 Current Rating: 1323 + 1223 = 2546 votesCurrent Rating: 1323 + 1223 = 2546 votes 1223

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1182 Current Rating: 1182 + 1081 = 2263 votesCurrent Rating: 1182 + 1081 = 2263 votes 1081

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
10626 Current Rating: 10626 + 12708 = 23334 votesCurrent Rating: 10626 + 12708 = 23334 votes 12708

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1862 Current Rating: 1862 + 1823 = 3685 votesCurrent Rating: 1862 + 1823 = 3685 votes 1823

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
882 Current Rating: 882 + 929 = 1811 votesCurrent Rating: 882 + 929 = 1811 votes 929

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1513 = 3269 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1513 = 3269 votes 1513

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1231 = 2619 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1231 = 2619 votes 1231

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2142 Current Rating: 2142 + 1953 = 4095 votesCurrent Rating: 2142 + 1953 = 4095 votes 1953

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2018 Current Rating: 2018 + 2002 = 4020 votesCurrent Rating: 2018 + 2002 = 4020 votes 2002

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2200 Current Rating: 2200 + 1446 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 2200 + 1446 = 3646 votes 1446

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 1337 = 3457 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 1337 = 3457 votes 1337

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2505 Current Rating: 2505 + 4150 = 6655 votesCurrent Rating: 2505 + 4150 = 6655 votes 4150

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
6917 Current Rating: 6917 + 7473 = 14390 votesCurrent Rating: 6917 + 7473 = 14390 votes 7473

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
5005 Current Rating: 5005 + 4224 = 9229 votesCurrent Rating: 5005 + 4224 = 9229 votes 4224

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
2912 Current Rating: 2912 + 4339 = 7251 votesCurrent Rating: 2912 + 4339 = 7251 votes 4339

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1275 = 3185 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1275 = 3185 votes 1275

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1665 = 3480 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1665 = 3480 votes 1665


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1181 = 2730 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1181 = 2730 votes 1181

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1355 Current Rating: 1355 + 964 = 2319 votesCurrent Rating: 1355 + 964 = 2319 votes 964

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2525 Current Rating: 2525 + 1637 = 4162 votesCurrent Rating: 2525 + 1637 = 4162 votes 1637

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
9202 Current Rating: 9202 + 10621 = 19823 votesCurrent Rating: 9202 + 10621 = 19823 votes 10621

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
2863 Current Rating: 2863 + 2498 = 5361 votesCurrent Rating: 2863 + 2498 = 5361 votes 2498

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 1887 = 4069 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 1887 = 4069 votes 1887

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1618 = 3427 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1618 = 3427 votes 1618

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 1562 = 3598 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 1562 = 3598 votes 1562

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3279 Current Rating: 3279 + 4760 = 8039 votesCurrent Rating: 3279 + 4760 = 8039 votes 4760

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1771 Current Rating: 1771 + 1591 = 3362 votesCurrent Rating: 1771 + 1591 = 3362 votes 1591

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 1858 = 3851 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 1858 = 3851 votes 1858

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1139 = 2708 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1139 = 2708 votes 1139

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1301 = 2780 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1301 = 2780 votes 1301

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2113 Current Rating: 2113 + 1158 = 3271 votesCurrent Rating: 2113 + 1158 = 3271 votes 1158

[1049] 6: Then she said
31664 Current Rating: 31664 + 34236 = 65900 votesCurrent Rating: 31664 + 34236 = 65900 votes 34236

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2117 Current Rating: 2117 + 1600 = 3717 votesCurrent Rating: 2117 + 1600 = 3717 votes 1600

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 921 = 1924 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 921 = 1924 votes 921

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
960 Current Rating: 960 + 824 = 1784 votesCurrent Rating: 960 + 824 = 1784 votes 824

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1340 = 2879 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1340 = 2879 votes 1340

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1867 = 4110 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1867 = 4110 votes 1867


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 1320 = 2854 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 1320 = 2854 votes 1320

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2004 Current Rating: 2004 + 1429 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 2004 + 1429 = 3433 votes 1429

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
1953 Current Rating: 1953 + 1837 = 3790 votesCurrent Rating: 1953 + 1837 = 3790 votes 1837

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5195 Current Rating: 5195 + 4707 = 9902 votesCurrent Rating: 5195 + 4707 = 9902 votes 4707

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 1773 = 3857 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 1773 = 3857 votes 1773

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 1640 = 3848 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 1640 = 3848 votes 1640

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
5703 Current Rating: 5703 + 3836 = 9539 votesCurrent Rating: 5703 + 3836 = 9539 votes 3836

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
10655 Current Rating: 10655 + 15883 = 26538 votesCurrent Rating: 10655 + 15883 = 26538 votes 15883

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3439 Current Rating: 3439 + 2855 = 6294 votesCurrent Rating: 3439 + 2855 = 6294 votes 2855

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1744 Current Rating: 1744 + 1353 = 3097 votesCurrent Rating: 1744 + 1353 = 3097 votes 1353

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
2729 Current Rating: 2729 + 1871 = 4600 votesCurrent Rating: 2729 + 1871 = 4600 votes 1871

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
3712 Current Rating: 3712 + 4912 = 8624 votesCurrent Rating: 3712 + 4912 = 8624 votes 4912

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
8448 Current Rating: 8448 + 9555 = 18003 votesCurrent Rating: 8448 + 9555 = 18003 votes 9555

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1977 Current Rating: 1977 + 1547 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 1977 + 1547 = 3524 votes 1547

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2128 Current Rating: 2128 + 1690 = 3818 votesCurrent Rating: 2128 + 1690 = 3818 votes 1690

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 1880 = 4071 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 1880 = 4071 votes 1880

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 1810 = 3949 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 1810 = 3949 votes 1810

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1437 = 3239 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1437 = 3239 votes 1437






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