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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3472 Current Rating: 3472 + 2237 = 5709 votesCurrent Rating: 3472 + 2237 = 5709 votes 2237

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
716 Current Rating: 716 + 729 = 1445 votesCurrent Rating: 716 + 729 = 1445 votes 729

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1233 Current Rating: 1233 + 1514 = 2747 votesCurrent Rating: 1233 + 1514 = 2747 votes 1514

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
753 Current Rating: 753 + 739 = 1492 votesCurrent Rating: 753 + 739 = 1492 votes 739

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
902 Current Rating: 902 + 751 = 1653 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 751 = 1653 votes 751

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1421 Current Rating: 1421 + 1447 = 2868 votesCurrent Rating: 1421 + 1447 = 2868 votes 1447

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 841 = 1851 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 841 = 1851 votes 841

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 974 = 1992 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 974 = 1992 votes 974

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1614 Current Rating: 1614 + 1197 = 2811 votesCurrent Rating: 1614 + 1197 = 2811 votes 1197

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
896 Current Rating: 896 + 834 = 1730 votesCurrent Rating: 896 + 834 = 1730 votes 834

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
855 Current Rating: 855 + 1022 = 1877 votesCurrent Rating: 855 + 1022 = 1877 votes 1022

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1283 Current Rating: 1283 + 1479 = 2762 votesCurrent Rating: 1283 + 1479 = 2762 votes 1479


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 867 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 867 = 1875 votes 867

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
713 Current Rating: 713 + 759 = 1472 votesCurrent Rating: 713 + 759 = 1472 votes 759

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
769 Current Rating: 769 + 690 = 1459 votesCurrent Rating: 769 + 690 = 1459 votes 690

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 1014 = 2029 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 1014 = 2029 votes 1014

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
761 Current Rating: 761 + 709 = 1470 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 709 = 1470 votes 709

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
915 Current Rating: 915 + 624 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 915 + 624 = 1539 votes 624

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2527 Current Rating: 2527 + 2362 = 4889 votesCurrent Rating: 2527 + 2362 = 4889 votes 2362

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
703 Current Rating: 703 + 687 = 1390 votesCurrent Rating: 703 + 687 = 1390 votes 687

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
837 Current Rating: 837 + 931 = 1768 votesCurrent Rating: 837 + 931 = 1768 votes 931

[1220] 13: I need a double now
760 Current Rating: 760 + 777 = 1537 votesCurrent Rating: 760 + 777 = 1537 votes 777

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
681 Current Rating: 681 + 750 = 1431 votesCurrent Rating: 681 + 750 = 1431 votes 750

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1248 Current Rating: 1248 + 1849 = 3097 votesCurrent Rating: 1248 + 1849 = 3097 votes 1849

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1066 Current Rating: 1066 + 1015 = 2081 votesCurrent Rating: 1066 + 1015 = 2081 votes 1015

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1279 Current Rating: 1279 + 1115 = 2394 votesCurrent Rating: 1279 + 1115 = 2394 votes 1115

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
864 Current Rating: 864 + 1181 = 2045 votesCurrent Rating: 864 + 1181 = 2045 votes 1181

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
802 Current Rating: 802 + 875 = 1677 votesCurrent Rating: 802 + 875 = 1677 votes 875

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2673 Current Rating: 2673 + 4511 = 7184 votesCurrent Rating: 2673 + 4511 = 7184 votes 4511

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1308 Current Rating: 1308 + 1353 = 2661 votesCurrent Rating: 1308 + 1353 = 2661 votes 1353


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1767 Current Rating: 1767 + 1827 = 3594 votesCurrent Rating: 1767 + 1827 = 3594 votes 1827

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3034 Current Rating: 3034 + 4065 = 7099 votesCurrent Rating: 3034 + 4065 = 7099 votes 4065

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2056 Current Rating: 2056 + 2393 = 4449 votesCurrent Rating: 2056 + 2393 = 4449 votes 2393

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9153 Current Rating: 9153 + 12172 = 21325 votesCurrent Rating: 9153 + 12172 = 21325 votes 12172

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3368 Current Rating: 3368 + 2788 = 6156 votesCurrent Rating: 3368 + 2788 = 6156 votes 2788

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 1278 = 2518 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 1278 = 2518 votes 1278

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10435 Current Rating: 10435 + 11533 = 21968 votesCurrent Rating: 10435 + 11533 = 21968 votes 11533

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 4813 = 8908 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 4813 = 8908 votes 4813

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2009 Current Rating: 2009 + 1850 = 3859 votesCurrent Rating: 2009 + 1850 = 3859 votes 1850

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 2115 = 4554 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 2115 = 4554 votes 2115

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1920 = 3991 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1920 = 3991 votes 1920

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1003 Current Rating: 1003 + 1064 = 2067 votesCurrent Rating: 1003 + 1064 = 2067 votes 1064

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
875 Current Rating: 875 + 993 = 1868 votesCurrent Rating: 875 + 993 = 1868 votes 993

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1092 Current Rating: 1092 + 1200 = 2292 votesCurrent Rating: 1092 + 1200 = 2292 votes 1200

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2740 Current Rating: 2740 + 2723 = 5463 votesCurrent Rating: 2740 + 2723 = 5463 votes 2723

[1196] 8: I
3450 Current Rating: 3450 + 4079 = 7529 votesCurrent Rating: 3450 + 4079 = 7529 votes 4079

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5171 Current Rating: 5171 + 6176 = 11347 votesCurrent Rating: 5171 + 6176 = 11347 votes 6176

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1569 = 3325 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1569 = 3325 votes 1569

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4784 Current Rating: 4784 + 5766 = 10550 votesCurrent Rating: 4784 + 5766 = 10550 votes 5766

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2676 Current Rating: 2676 + 3281 = 5957 votesCurrent Rating: 2676 + 3281 = 5957 votes 3281

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4272 Current Rating: 4272 + 4114 = 8386 votesCurrent Rating: 4272 + 4114 = 8386 votes 4114


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1663 = 3583 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1663 = 3583 votes 1663

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13598 Current Rating: 13598 + 14342 = 27940 votesCurrent Rating: 13598 + 14342 = 27940 votes 14342

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7570 Current Rating: 7570 + 7168 = 14738 votesCurrent Rating: 7570 + 7168 = 14738 votes 7168

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2403 Current Rating: 2403 + 2135 = 4538 votesCurrent Rating: 2403 + 2135 = 4538 votes 2135

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1431 = 2907 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1431 = 2907 votes 1431

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2269 Current Rating: 2269 + 1209 = 3478 votesCurrent Rating: 2269 + 1209 = 3478 votes 1209

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1292 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1292 = 2515 votes 1292

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
678 Current Rating: 678 + 753 = 1431 votesCurrent Rating: 678 + 753 = 1431 votes 753

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
835 Current Rating: 835 + 801 = 1636 votesCurrent Rating: 835 + 801 = 1636 votes 801

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2957 Current Rating: 2957 + 2352 = 5309 votesCurrent Rating: 2957 + 2352 = 5309 votes 2352

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 1213 = 2295 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 1213 = 2295 votes 1213

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1927 Current Rating: 1927 + 1657 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 1927 + 1657 = 3584 votes 1657

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1403 = 2589 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1403 = 2589 votes 1403

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 992 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 992 = 2194 votes 992

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1182 = 2371 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1182 = 2371 votes 1182

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1561 Current Rating: 1561 + 2090 = 3651 votesCurrent Rating: 1561 + 2090 = 3651 votes 2090

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1046 Current Rating: 1046 + 976 = 2022 votesCurrent Rating: 1046 + 976 = 2022 votes 976

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1509 = 3138 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1509 = 3138 votes 1509

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
914 Current Rating: 914 + 881 = 1795 votesCurrent Rating: 914 + 881 = 1795 votes 881

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
783 Current Rating: 783 + 703 = 1486 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 703 = 1486 votes 703


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
920 Current Rating: 920 + 935 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 935 = 1855 votes 935

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
861 Current Rating: 861 + 860 = 1721 votesCurrent Rating: 861 + 860 = 1721 votes 860

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1383 Current Rating: 1383 + 1215 = 2598 votesCurrent Rating: 1383 + 1215 = 2598 votes 1215

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
998 Current Rating: 998 + 993 = 1991 votesCurrent Rating: 998 + 993 = 1991 votes 993

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
729 Current Rating: 729 + 810 = 1539 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 810 = 1539 votes 810

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1072 Current Rating: 1072 + 992 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1072 + 992 = 2064 votes 992

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
987 Current Rating: 987 + 920 = 1907 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 920 = 1907 votes 920

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1195 Current Rating: 1195 + 969 = 2164 votesCurrent Rating: 1195 + 969 = 2164 votes 969

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
685 Current Rating: 685 + 696 = 1381 votesCurrent Rating: 685 + 696 = 1381 votes 696

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2011 Current Rating: 2011 + 1762 = 3773 votesCurrent Rating: 2011 + 1762 = 3773 votes 1762

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1117 Current Rating: 1117 + 1256 = 2373 votesCurrent Rating: 1117 + 1256 = 2373 votes 1256

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1677 Current Rating: 1677 + 1722 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1677 + 1722 = 3399 votes 1722

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
912 Current Rating: 912 + 900 = 1812 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 900 = 1812 votes 900

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3062 Current Rating: 3062 + 2628 = 5690 votesCurrent Rating: 3062 + 2628 = 5690 votes 2628

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1604 = 3217 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1604 = 3217 votes 1604

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2772 Current Rating: 2772 + 1948 = 4720 votesCurrent Rating: 2772 + 1948 = 4720 votes 1948


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1456 Current Rating: 1456 + 1409 = 2865 votesCurrent Rating: 1456 + 1409 = 2865 votes 1409

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2439 Current Rating: 2439 + 1275 = 3714 votesCurrent Rating: 2439 + 1275 = 3714 votes 1275

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
7078 Current Rating: 7078 + 6724 = 13802 votesCurrent Rating: 7078 + 6724 = 13802 votes 6724

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
3423 Current Rating: 3423 + 3658 = 7081 votesCurrent Rating: 3423 + 3658 = 7081 votes 3658

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1764 Current Rating: 1764 + 1625 = 3389 votesCurrent Rating: 1764 + 1625 = 3389 votes 1625

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1535 = 3729 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1535 = 3729 votes 1535

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1737 Current Rating: 1737 + 1468 = 3205 votesCurrent Rating: 1737 + 1468 = 3205 votes 1468

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 924 = 2048 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 924 = 2048 votes 924

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2084 Current Rating: 2084 + 1619 = 3703 votesCurrent Rating: 2084 + 1619 = 3703 votes 1619

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1022 Current Rating: 1022 + 872 = 1894 votesCurrent Rating: 1022 + 872 = 1894 votes 872


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 1574 = 3619 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 1574 = 3619 votes 1574

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1631 Current Rating: 1631 + 1265 = 2896 votesCurrent Rating: 1631 + 1265 = 2896 votes 1265

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1473 Current Rating: 1473 + 1032 = 2505 votesCurrent Rating: 1473 + 1032 = 2505 votes 1032

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 968 = 2019 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 968 = 2019 votes 968

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
894 Current Rating: 894 + 908 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 894 + 908 = 1802 votes 908

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3240 Current Rating: 3240 + 3624 = 6864 votesCurrent Rating: 3240 + 3624 = 6864 votes 3624

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1809 Current Rating: 1809 + 1315 = 3124 votesCurrent Rating: 1809 + 1315 = 3124 votes 1315

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
7725 Current Rating: 7725 + 6798 = 14523 votesCurrent Rating: 7725 + 6798 = 14523 votes 6798

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1811 Current Rating: 1811 + 2072 = 3883 votesCurrent Rating: 1811 + 2072 = 3883 votes 2072

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2367 Current Rating: 2367 + 1775 = 4142 votesCurrent Rating: 2367 + 1775 = 4142 votes 1775

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3013 Current Rating: 3013 + 3560 = 6573 votesCurrent Rating: 3013 + 3560 = 6573 votes 3560

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2055 Current Rating: 2055 + 2211 = 4266 votesCurrent Rating: 2055 + 2211 = 4266 votes 2211

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
6216 Current Rating: 6216 + 7534 = 13750 votesCurrent Rating: 6216 + 7534 = 13750 votes 7534

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1382 = 3162 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1382 = 3162 votes 1382

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2566 Current Rating: 2566 + 2274 = 4840 votesCurrent Rating: 2566 + 2274 = 4840 votes 2274

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1045 Current Rating: 1045 + 998 = 2043 votesCurrent Rating: 1045 + 998 = 2043 votes 998

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1828 Current Rating: 1828 + 1458 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1828 + 1458 = 3286 votes 1458

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1415 Current Rating: 1415 + 1632 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1415 + 1632 = 3047 votes 1632

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1962 = 3665 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1962 = 3665 votes 1962

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2215 Current Rating: 2215 + 1791 = 4006 votesCurrent Rating: 2215 + 1791 = 4006 votes 1791

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2076 Current Rating: 2076 + 1580 = 3656 votesCurrent Rating: 2076 + 1580 = 3656 votes 1580

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1430 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1430 = 2968 votes 1430

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1234 Current Rating: 1234 + 1121 = 2355 votesCurrent Rating: 1234 + 1121 = 2355 votes 1121

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3010 Current Rating: 3010 + 5009 = 8019 votesCurrent Rating: 3010 + 5009 = 8019 votes 5009


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1313 = 2812 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1313 = 2812 votes 1313

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1688 Current Rating: 1688 + 2126 = 3814 votesCurrent Rating: 1688 + 2126 = 3814 votes 2126

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 1880 = 4116 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 1880 = 4116 votes 1880

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1075 Current Rating: 1075 + 1094 = 2169 votesCurrent Rating: 1075 + 1094 = 2169 votes 1094

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1038 Current Rating: 1038 + 874 = 1912 votesCurrent Rating: 1038 + 874 = 1912 votes 874

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2045 Current Rating: 2045 + 1354 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 2045 + 1354 = 3399 votes 1354

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1422 Current Rating: 1422 + 1059 = 2481 votesCurrent Rating: 1422 + 1059 = 2481 votes 1059

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1885 Current Rating: 1885 + 1482 = 3367 votesCurrent Rating: 1885 + 1482 = 3367 votes 1482

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1425 Current Rating: 1425 + 1491 = 2916 votesCurrent Rating: 1425 + 1491 = 2916 votes 1491

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1094 Current Rating: 1094 + 915 = 2009 votesCurrent Rating: 1094 + 915 = 2009 votes 915

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
2952 Current Rating: 2952 + 3581 = 6533 votesCurrent Rating: 2952 + 3581 = 6533 votes 3581

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1538 Current Rating: 1538 + 1253 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1538 + 1253 = 2791 votes 1253

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1818 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1818 = 3307 votes 1818

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1469 Current Rating: 1469 + 1090 = 2559 votesCurrent Rating: 1469 + 1090 = 2559 votes 1090

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1201 Current Rating: 1201 + 1035 = 2236 votesCurrent Rating: 1201 + 1035 = 2236 votes 1035

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1291 Current Rating: 1291 + 1114 = 2405 votesCurrent Rating: 1291 + 1114 = 2405 votes 1114

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
941 Current Rating: 941 + 991 = 1932 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 991 = 1932 votes 991

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1706 = 3441 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1706 = 3441 votes 1706

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1611 Current Rating: 1611 + 1455 = 3066 votesCurrent Rating: 1611 + 1455 = 3066 votes 1455


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 931 = 1994 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 931 = 1994 votes 931

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1492 Current Rating: 1492 + 1193 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1492 + 1193 = 2685 votes 1193

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1459 Current Rating: 1459 + 1219 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1459 + 1219 = 2678 votes 1219

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1564 Current Rating: 1564 + 1662 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1564 + 1662 = 3226 votes 1662

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 1419 = 3016 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 1419 = 3016 votes 1419

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1910 Current Rating: 1910 + 1385 = 3295 votesCurrent Rating: 1910 + 1385 = 3295 votes 1385

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2774 Current Rating: 2774 + 3818 = 6592 votesCurrent Rating: 2774 + 3818 = 6592 votes 3818

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 1756 = 3947 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 1756 = 3947 votes 1756

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1086 Current Rating: 1086 + 1123 = 2209 votesCurrent Rating: 1086 + 1123 = 2209 votes 1123

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2182 Current Rating: 2182 + 2861 = 5043 votesCurrent Rating: 2182 + 2861 = 5043 votes 2861

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
7259 Current Rating: 7259 + 7626 = 14885 votesCurrent Rating: 7259 + 7626 = 14885 votes 7626

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1987 = 3660 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1987 = 3660 votes 1987

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1499 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1499 = 3001 votes 1499

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1136 = 2393 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1136 = 2393 votes 1136

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1734 = 3634 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1734 = 3634 votes 1734


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1601 Current Rating: 1601 + 1448 = 3049 votesCurrent Rating: 1601 + 1448 = 3049 votes 1448

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2085 Current Rating: 2085 + 2089 = 4174 votesCurrent Rating: 2085 + 2089 = 4174 votes 2089

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1735 Current Rating: 1735 + 1696 = 3431 votesCurrent Rating: 1735 + 1696 = 3431 votes 1696

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2506 Current Rating: 2506 + 2099 = 4605 votesCurrent Rating: 2506 + 2099 = 4605 votes 2099

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1971 Current Rating: 1971 + 1975 = 3946 votesCurrent Rating: 1971 + 1975 = 3946 votes 1975

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
5947 Current Rating: 5947 + 6565 = 12512 votesCurrent Rating: 5947 + 6565 = 12512 votes 6565

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1291 = 2680 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1291 = 2680 votes 1291

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1142 = 2397 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1142 = 2397 votes 1142

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
11688 Current Rating: 11688 + 13881 = 25569 votesCurrent Rating: 11688 + 13881 = 25569 votes 13881

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1987 Current Rating: 1987 + 1894 = 3881 votesCurrent Rating: 1987 + 1894 = 3881 votes 1894

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
906 Current Rating: 906 + 954 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 906 + 954 = 1860 votes 954

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1855 Current Rating: 1855 + 1596 = 3451 votesCurrent Rating: 1855 + 1596 = 3451 votes 1596

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1438 Current Rating: 1438 + 1271 = 2709 votesCurrent Rating: 1438 + 1271 = 2709 votes 1271

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2292 Current Rating: 2292 + 2009 = 4301 votesCurrent Rating: 2292 + 2009 = 4301 votes 2009

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2060 Current Rating: 2060 + 2024 = 4084 votesCurrent Rating: 2060 + 2024 = 4084 votes 2024

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2408 Current Rating: 2408 + 1550 = 3958 votesCurrent Rating: 2408 + 1550 = 3958 votes 1550

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2208 Current Rating: 2208 + 1383 = 3591 votesCurrent Rating: 2208 + 1383 = 3591 votes 1383

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2643 Current Rating: 2643 + 4215 = 6858 votesCurrent Rating: 2643 + 4215 = 6858 votes 4215

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
7097 Current Rating: 7097 + 7558 = 14655 votesCurrent Rating: 7097 + 7558 = 14655 votes 7558

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
5563 Current Rating: 5563 + 4316 = 9879 votesCurrent Rating: 5563 + 4316 = 9879 votes 4316

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3096 Current Rating: 3096 + 4425 = 7521 votesCurrent Rating: 3096 + 4425 = 7521 votes 4425

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2068 Current Rating: 2068 + 1362 = 3430 votesCurrent Rating: 2068 + 1362 = 3430 votes 1362

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1898 Current Rating: 1898 + 1746 = 3644 votesCurrent Rating: 1898 + 1746 = 3644 votes 1746


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1653 Current Rating: 1653 + 1265 = 2918 votesCurrent Rating: 1653 + 1265 = 2918 votes 1265

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1394 Current Rating: 1394 + 1013 = 2407 votesCurrent Rating: 1394 + 1013 = 2407 votes 1013

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 1728 = 4397 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 1728 = 4397 votes 1728

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
10388 Current Rating: 10388 + 11573 = 21961 votesCurrent Rating: 10388 + 11573 = 21961 votes 11573

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3155 Current Rating: 3155 + 2556 = 5711 votesCurrent Rating: 3155 + 2556 = 5711 votes 2556

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 1950 = 4193 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 1950 = 4193 votes 1950

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1872 Current Rating: 1872 + 1676 = 3548 votesCurrent Rating: 1872 + 1676 = 3548 votes 1676

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2188 Current Rating: 2188 + 1659 = 3847 votesCurrent Rating: 2188 + 1659 = 3847 votes 1659

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3506 Current Rating: 3506 + 4858 = 8364 votesCurrent Rating: 3506 + 4858 = 8364 votes 4858

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1664 = 3510 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1664 = 3510 votes 1664

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2080 Current Rating: 2080 + 1928 = 4008 votesCurrent Rating: 2080 + 1928 = 4008 votes 1928

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1625 Current Rating: 1625 + 1197 = 2822 votesCurrent Rating: 1625 + 1197 = 2822 votes 1197

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1559 Current Rating: 1559 + 1391 = 2950 votesCurrent Rating: 1559 + 1391 = 2950 votes 1391

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2187 Current Rating: 2187 + 1190 = 3377 votesCurrent Rating: 2187 + 1190 = 3377 votes 1190

[1049] 6: Then she said
31702 Current Rating: 31702 + 34270 = 65972 votesCurrent Rating: 31702 + 34270 = 65972 votes 34270

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 1706 = 3984 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 1706 = 3984 votes 1706

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1048 Current Rating: 1048 + 982 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1048 + 982 = 2030 votes 982

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1015 Current Rating: 1015 + 872 = 1887 votesCurrent Rating: 1015 + 872 = 1887 votes 872

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2390 Current Rating: 2390 + 1933 = 4323 votesCurrent Rating: 2390 + 1933 = 4323 votes 1933


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1402 = 3038 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1402 = 3038 votes 1402

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2123 Current Rating: 2123 + 1510 = 3633 votesCurrent Rating: 2123 + 1510 = 3633 votes 1510

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2019 Current Rating: 2019 + 1891 = 3910 votesCurrent Rating: 2019 + 1891 = 3910 votes 1891

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5504 Current Rating: 5504 + 4836 = 10340 votesCurrent Rating: 5504 + 4836 = 10340 votes 4836

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2158 Current Rating: 2158 + 1886 = 4044 votesCurrent Rating: 2158 + 1886 = 4044 votes 1886

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2294 Current Rating: 2294 + 1702 = 3996 votesCurrent Rating: 2294 + 1702 = 3996 votes 1702

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
5893 Current Rating: 5893 + 6948 = 12841 votesCurrent Rating: 5893 + 6948 = 12841 votes 6948

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
11224 Current Rating: 11224 + 17068 = 28292 votesCurrent Rating: 11224 + 17068 = 28292 votes 17068

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3567 Current Rating: 3567 + 2988 = 6555 votesCurrent Rating: 3567 + 2988 = 6555 votes 2988

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1831 Current Rating: 1831 + 1424 = 3255 votesCurrent Rating: 1831 + 1424 = 3255 votes 1424

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3078 Current Rating: 3078 + 1982 = 5060 votesCurrent Rating: 3078 + 1982 = 5060 votes 1982

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
3932 Current Rating: 3932 + 5039 = 8971 votesCurrent Rating: 3932 + 5039 = 8971 votes 5039

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
10406 Current Rating: 10406 + 10339 = 20745 votesCurrent Rating: 10406 + 10339 = 20745 votes 10339

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2071 Current Rating: 2071 + 1629 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 2071 + 1629 = 3700 votes 1629

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2207 Current Rating: 2207 + 1752 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 2207 + 1752 = 3959 votes 1752

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2214 Current Rating: 2214 + 1883 = 4097 votesCurrent Rating: 2214 + 1883 = 4097 votes 1883

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1894 Current Rating: 1894 + 1514 = 3408 votesCurrent Rating: 1894 + 1514 = 3408 votes 1514






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