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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
1835 Current Rating: 1835 + 1459 = 3294 votesCurrent Rating: 1835 + 1459 = 3294 votes 1459

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
408 Current Rating: 408 + 454 = 862 votesCurrent Rating: 408 + 454 = 862 votes 454

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
530 Current Rating: 530 + 826 = 1356 votesCurrent Rating: 530 + 826 = 1356 votes 826

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
373 Current Rating: 373 + 440 = 813 votesCurrent Rating: 373 + 440 = 813 votes 440

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
494 Current Rating: 494 + 417 = 911 votesCurrent Rating: 494 + 417 = 911 votes 417

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
645 Current Rating: 645 + 666 = 1311 votesCurrent Rating: 645 + 666 = 1311 votes 666

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
473 Current Rating: 473 + 445 = 918 votesCurrent Rating: 473 + 445 = 918 votes 445

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
501 Current Rating: 501 + 484 = 985 votesCurrent Rating: 501 + 484 = 985 votes 484

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1123 Current Rating: 1123 + 778 = 1901 votesCurrent Rating: 1123 + 778 = 1901 votes 778

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
466 Current Rating: 466 + 489 = 955 votesCurrent Rating: 466 + 489 = 955 votes 489

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
535 Current Rating: 535 + 723 = 1258 votesCurrent Rating: 535 + 723 = 1258 votes 723

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
850 Current Rating: 850 + 1042 = 1892 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 1042 = 1892 votes 1042


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
441 Current Rating: 441 + 512 = 953 votesCurrent Rating: 441 + 512 = 953 votes 512

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
351 Current Rating: 351 + 470 = 821 votesCurrent Rating: 351 + 470 = 821 votes 470

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
361 Current Rating: 361 + 460 = 821 votesCurrent Rating: 361 + 460 = 821 votes 460

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
495 Current Rating: 495 + 509 = 1004 votesCurrent Rating: 495 + 509 = 1004 votes 509

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
505 Current Rating: 505 + 471 = 976 votesCurrent Rating: 505 + 471 = 976 votes 471

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
363 Current Rating: 363 + 425 = 788 votesCurrent Rating: 363 + 425 = 788 votes 425

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1780 = 3700 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1780 = 3700 votes 1780

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
358 Current Rating: 358 + 375 = 733 votesCurrent Rating: 358 + 375 = 733 votes 375

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
451 Current Rating: 451 + 544 = 995 votesCurrent Rating: 451 + 544 = 995 votes 544

[1220] 13: I need a double now
409 Current Rating: 409 + 532 = 941 votesCurrent Rating: 409 + 532 = 941 votes 532

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
400 Current Rating: 400 + 498 = 898 votesCurrent Rating: 400 + 498 = 898 votes 498

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
810 Current Rating: 810 + 1447 = 2257 votesCurrent Rating: 810 + 1447 = 2257 votes 1447

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
526 Current Rating: 526 + 578 = 1104 votesCurrent Rating: 526 + 578 = 1104 votes 578

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
590 Current Rating: 590 + 633 = 1223 votesCurrent Rating: 590 + 633 = 1223 votes 633

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
488 Current Rating: 488 + 796 = 1284 votesCurrent Rating: 488 + 796 = 1284 votes 796

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
445 Current Rating: 445 + 579 = 1024 votesCurrent Rating: 445 + 579 = 1024 votes 579

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2088 Current Rating: 2088 + 3105 = 5193 votesCurrent Rating: 2088 + 3105 = 5193 votes 3105

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
584 Current Rating: 584 + 782 = 1366 votesCurrent Rating: 584 + 782 = 1366 votes 782


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1490 Current Rating: 1490 + 1557 = 3047 votesCurrent Rating: 1490 + 1557 = 3047 votes 1557

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2780 Current Rating: 2780 + 3788 = 6568 votesCurrent Rating: 2780 + 3788 = 6568 votes 3788

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1944 = 3571 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1944 = 3571 votes 1944

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8842 Current Rating: 8842 + 11859 = 20701 votesCurrent Rating: 8842 + 11859 = 20701 votes 11859

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2874 Current Rating: 2874 + 2295 = 5169 votesCurrent Rating: 2874 + 2295 = 5169 votes 2295

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
816 Current Rating: 816 + 860 = 1676 votesCurrent Rating: 816 + 860 = 1676 votes 860

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10025 Current Rating: 10025 + 11077 = 21102 votesCurrent Rating: 10025 + 11077 = 21102 votes 11077

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3786 Current Rating: 3786 + 4537 = 8323 votesCurrent Rating: 3786 + 4537 = 8323 votes 4537

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1563 Current Rating: 1563 + 1467 = 3030 votesCurrent Rating: 1563 + 1467 = 3030 votes 1467

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1861 Current Rating: 1861 + 1597 = 3458 votesCurrent Rating: 1861 + 1597 = 3458 votes 1597

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1673 Current Rating: 1673 + 1526 = 3199 votesCurrent Rating: 1673 + 1526 = 3199 votes 1526

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
783 Current Rating: 783 + 831 = 1614 votesCurrent Rating: 783 + 831 = 1614 votes 831

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
599 Current Rating: 599 + 705 = 1304 votesCurrent Rating: 599 + 705 = 1304 votes 705

[1198] 10: Good morning class
522 Current Rating: 522 + 714 = 1236 votesCurrent Rating: 522 + 714 = 1236 votes 714

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 2215 = 4479 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 2215 = 4479 votes 2215

[1196] 8: I
3287 Current Rating: 3287 + 3931 = 7218 votesCurrent Rating: 3287 + 3931 = 7218 votes 3931

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4723 Current Rating: 4723 + 5836 = 10559 votesCurrent Rating: 4723 + 5836 = 10559 votes 5836

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1452 Current Rating: 1452 + 1200 = 2652 votesCurrent Rating: 1452 + 1200 = 2652 votes 1200

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 5501 = 9987 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 5501 = 9987 votes 5501

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2378 Current Rating: 2378 + 2990 = 5368 votesCurrent Rating: 2378 + 2990 = 5368 votes 2990

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3758 Current Rating: 3758 + 3656 = 7414 votesCurrent Rating: 3758 + 3656 = 7414 votes 3656


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1431 Current Rating: 1431 + 1162 = 2593 votesCurrent Rating: 1431 + 1162 = 2593 votes 1162

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13360 Current Rating: 13360 + 14113 = 27473 votesCurrent Rating: 13360 + 14113 = 27473 votes 14113

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
6999 Current Rating: 6999 + 6725 = 13724 votesCurrent Rating: 6999 + 6725 = 13724 votes 6725

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1601 = 3521 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1601 = 3521 votes 1601

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 909 = 1857 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 909 = 1857 votes 909

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 776 = 2422 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 776 = 2422 votes 776

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
737 Current Rating: 737 + 793 = 1530 votesCurrent Rating: 737 + 793 = 1530 votes 793

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
359 Current Rating: 359 + 431 = 790 votesCurrent Rating: 359 + 431 = 790 votes 431

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
465 Current Rating: 465 + 429 = 894 votesCurrent Rating: 465 + 429 = 894 votes 429

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2377 Current Rating: 2377 + 1875 = 4252 votesCurrent Rating: 2377 + 1875 = 4252 votes 1875

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
832 Current Rating: 832 + 970 = 1802 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 970 = 1802 votes 970

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1264 Current Rating: 1264 + 1012 = 2276 votesCurrent Rating: 1264 + 1012 = 2276 votes 1012

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
637 Current Rating: 637 + 820 = 1457 votesCurrent Rating: 637 + 820 = 1457 votes 820

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
684 Current Rating: 684 + 658 = 1342 votesCurrent Rating: 684 + 658 = 1342 votes 658

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
561 Current Rating: 561 + 708 = 1269 votesCurrent Rating: 561 + 708 = 1269 votes 708

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1031 Current Rating: 1031 + 1075 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1031 + 1075 = 2106 votes 1075

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
710 Current Rating: 710 + 694 = 1404 votesCurrent Rating: 710 + 694 = 1404 votes 694

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1104 Current Rating: 1104 + 1010 = 2114 votesCurrent Rating: 1104 + 1010 = 2114 votes 1010

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
469 Current Rating: 469 + 486 = 955 votesCurrent Rating: 469 + 486 = 955 votes 486

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
465 Current Rating: 465 + 456 = 921 votesCurrent Rating: 465 + 456 = 921 votes 456


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
450 Current Rating: 450 + 471 = 921 votesCurrent Rating: 450 + 471 = 921 votes 471

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
509 Current Rating: 509 + 522 = 1031 votesCurrent Rating: 509 + 522 = 1031 votes 522

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
600 Current Rating: 600 + 663 = 1263 votesCurrent Rating: 600 + 663 = 1263 votes 663

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
553 Current Rating: 553 + 599 = 1152 votesCurrent Rating: 553 + 599 = 1152 votes 599

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
428 Current Rating: 428 + 533 = 961 votesCurrent Rating: 428 + 533 = 961 votes 533

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
615 Current Rating: 615 + 662 = 1277 votesCurrent Rating: 615 + 662 = 1277 votes 662

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
521 Current Rating: 521 + 542 = 1063 votesCurrent Rating: 521 + 542 = 1063 votes 542

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
931 Current Rating: 931 + 716 = 1647 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 716 = 1647 votes 716

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
459 Current Rating: 459 + 483 = 942 votesCurrent Rating: 459 + 483 = 942 votes 483

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1516 Current Rating: 1516 + 1308 = 2824 votesCurrent Rating: 1516 + 1308 = 2824 votes 1308

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
758 Current Rating: 758 + 911 = 1669 votesCurrent Rating: 758 + 911 = 1669 votes 911

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1296 Current Rating: 1296 + 1287 = 2583 votesCurrent Rating: 1296 + 1287 = 2583 votes 1287

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
625 Current Rating: 625 + 652 = 1277 votesCurrent Rating: 625 + 652 = 1277 votes 652

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2571 Current Rating: 2571 + 2177 = 4748 votesCurrent Rating: 2571 + 2177 = 4748 votes 2177

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 1227 = 2424 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 1227 = 2424 votes 1227

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
1768 Current Rating: 1768 + 1400 = 3168 votesCurrent Rating: 1768 + 1400 = 3168 votes 1400


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
907 Current Rating: 907 + 819 = 1726 votesCurrent Rating: 907 + 819 = 1726 votes 819

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 937 = 2613 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 937 = 2613 votes 937

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
2976 Current Rating: 2976 + 2048 = 5024 votesCurrent Rating: 2976 + 2048 = 5024 votes 2048

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1617 Current Rating: 1617 + 1215 = 2832 votesCurrent Rating: 1617 + 1215 = 2832 votes 1215

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1501 Current Rating: 1501 + 1345 = 2846 votesCurrent Rating: 1501 + 1345 = 2846 votes 1345

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1860 Current Rating: 1860 + 1212 = 3072 votesCurrent Rating: 1860 + 1212 = 3072 votes 1212

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1184 = 2679 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1184 = 2679 votes 1184

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
733 Current Rating: 733 + 636 = 1369 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 636 = 1369 votes 636

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1165 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1165 = 2788 votes 1165

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
540 Current Rating: 540 + 581 = 1121 votesCurrent Rating: 540 + 581 = 1121 votes 581


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1255 Current Rating: 1255 + 1044 = 2299 votesCurrent Rating: 1255 + 1044 = 2299 votes 1044

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1180 Current Rating: 1180 + 850 = 2030 votesCurrent Rating: 1180 + 850 = 2030 votes 850

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
962 Current Rating: 962 + 737 = 1699 votesCurrent Rating: 962 + 737 = 1699 votes 737

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 604 = 1226 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 604 = 1226 votes 604

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
560 Current Rating: 560 + 613 = 1173 votesCurrent Rating: 560 + 613 = 1173 votes 613

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2710 Current Rating: 2710 + 3169 = 5879 votesCurrent Rating: 2710 + 3169 = 5879 votes 3169

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 999 = 2529 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 999 = 2529 votes 999

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6063 Current Rating: 6063 + 6380 = 12443 votesCurrent Rating: 6063 + 6380 = 12443 votes 6380

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1344 Current Rating: 1344 + 1236 = 2580 votesCurrent Rating: 1344 + 1236 = 2580 votes 1236

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1802 Current Rating: 1802 + 1266 = 3068 votesCurrent Rating: 1802 + 1266 = 3068 votes 1266

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2298 Current Rating: 2298 + 2964 = 5262 votesCurrent Rating: 2298 + 2964 = 5262 votes 2964

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1347 Current Rating: 1347 + 1461 = 2808 votesCurrent Rating: 1347 + 1461 = 2808 votes 1461

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
2572 Current Rating: 2572 + 2109 = 4681 votesCurrent Rating: 2572 + 2109 = 4681 votes 2109

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1033 Current Rating: 1033 + 821 = 1854 votesCurrent Rating: 1033 + 821 = 1854 votes 821

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1869 Current Rating: 1869 + 1530 = 3399 votesCurrent Rating: 1869 + 1530 = 3399 votes 1530

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
658 Current Rating: 658 + 617 = 1275 votesCurrent Rating: 658 + 617 = 1275 votes 617

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1170 Current Rating: 1170 + 1001 = 2171 votesCurrent Rating: 1170 + 1001 = 2171 votes 1001

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
782 Current Rating: 782 + 1093 = 1875 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 1093 = 1875 votes 1093

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1665 = 3126 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1665 = 3126 votes 1665

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1340 = 3062 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1340 = 3062 votes 1340

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1240 Current Rating: 1240 + 980 = 2220 votesCurrent Rating: 1240 + 980 = 2220 votes 980

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1091 Current Rating: 1091 + 1067 = 2158 votesCurrent Rating: 1091 + 1067 = 2158 votes 1067

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
831 Current Rating: 831 + 808 = 1639 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 808 = 1639 votes 808

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2546 Current Rating: 2546 + 4540 = 7086 votesCurrent Rating: 2546 + 4540 = 7086 votes 4540


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
856 Current Rating: 856 + 795 = 1651 votesCurrent Rating: 856 + 795 = 1651 votes 795

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1298 Current Rating: 1298 + 1759 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1298 + 1759 = 3057 votes 1759

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1604 Current Rating: 1604 + 1281 = 2885 votesCurrent Rating: 1604 + 1281 = 2885 votes 1281

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
644 Current Rating: 644 + 674 = 1318 votesCurrent Rating: 644 + 674 = 1318 votes 674

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
669 Current Rating: 669 + 572 = 1241 votesCurrent Rating: 669 + 572 = 1241 votes 572

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 875 = 2064 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 875 = 2064 votes 875

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
682 Current Rating: 682 + 654 = 1336 votesCurrent Rating: 682 + 654 = 1336 votes 654

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1210 = 2775 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1210 = 2775 votes 1210

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1125 Current Rating: 1125 + 1221 = 2346 votesCurrent Rating: 1125 + 1221 = 2346 votes 1221

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
756 Current Rating: 756 + 642 = 1398 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 642 = 1398 votes 642

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1593 Current Rating: 1593 + 1006 = 2599 votesCurrent Rating: 1593 + 1006 = 2599 votes 1006

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
927 Current Rating: 927 + 786 = 1713 votesCurrent Rating: 927 + 786 = 1713 votes 786

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1238 Current Rating: 1238 + 1350 = 2588 votesCurrent Rating: 1238 + 1350 = 2588 votes 1350

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
976 Current Rating: 976 + 770 = 1746 votesCurrent Rating: 976 + 770 = 1746 votes 770

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
622 Current Rating: 622 + 667 = 1289 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 667 = 1289 votes 667

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
806 Current Rating: 806 + 746 = 1552 votesCurrent Rating: 806 + 746 = 1552 votes 746

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
666 Current Rating: 666 + 725 = 1391 votesCurrent Rating: 666 + 725 = 1391 votes 725

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1560 Current Rating: 1560 + 1496 = 3056 votesCurrent Rating: 1560 + 1496 = 3056 votes 1496

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1170 = 2521 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1170 = 2521 votes 1170


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
743 Current Rating: 743 + 695 = 1438 votesCurrent Rating: 743 + 695 = 1438 votes 695

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
857 Current Rating: 857 + 808 = 1665 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 808 = 1665 votes 808

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
824 Current Rating: 824 + 754 = 1578 votesCurrent Rating: 824 + 754 = 1578 votes 754

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 1402 = 2729 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 1402 = 2729 votes 1402

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1044 Current Rating: 1044 + 859 = 1903 votesCurrent Rating: 1044 + 859 = 1903 votes 859

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1648 Current Rating: 1648 + 1117 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1648 + 1117 = 2765 votes 1117

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2393 Current Rating: 2393 + 3415 = 5808 votesCurrent Rating: 2393 + 3415 = 5808 votes 3415

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
1981 Current Rating: 1981 + 1539 = 3520 votesCurrent Rating: 1981 + 1539 = 3520 votes 1539

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
699 Current Rating: 699 + 789 = 1488 votesCurrent Rating: 699 + 789 = 1488 votes 789

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1645 Current Rating: 1645 + 2370 = 4015 votesCurrent Rating: 1645 + 2370 = 4015 votes 2370

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
3943 Current Rating: 3943 + 4973 = 8916 votesCurrent Rating: 3943 + 4973 = 8916 votes 4973

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1258 Current Rating: 1258 + 1344 = 2602 votesCurrent Rating: 1258 + 1344 = 2602 votes 1344

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1128 = 2268 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1128 = 2268 votes 1128

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
808 Current Rating: 808 + 716 = 1524 votesCurrent Rating: 808 + 716 = 1524 votes 716

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1335 = 2714 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1335 = 2714 votes 1335


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1063 Current Rating: 1063 + 1050 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1063 + 1050 = 2113 votes 1050

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1827 Current Rating: 1827 + 1870 = 3697 votesCurrent Rating: 1827 + 1870 = 3697 votes 1870

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1435 Current Rating: 1435 + 1355 = 2790 votesCurrent Rating: 1435 + 1355 = 2790 votes 1355

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1570 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1570 = 3100 votes 1570

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1257 Current Rating: 1257 + 1194 = 2451 votesCurrent Rating: 1257 + 1194 = 2451 votes 1194

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
2595 Current Rating: 2595 + 2219 = 4814 votesCurrent Rating: 2595 + 2219 = 4814 votes 2219

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
857 Current Rating: 857 + 847 = 1704 votesCurrent Rating: 857 + 847 = 1704 votes 847

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
728 Current Rating: 728 + 713 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 728 + 713 = 1441 votes 713

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
6391 Current Rating: 6391 + 7697 = 14088 votesCurrent Rating: 6391 + 7697 = 14088 votes 7697

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1289 Current Rating: 1289 + 1407 = 2696 votesCurrent Rating: 1289 + 1407 = 2696 votes 1407

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
735 Current Rating: 735 + 788 = 1523 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 788 = 1523 votes 788

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1261 Current Rating: 1261 + 885 = 2146 votesCurrent Rating: 1261 + 885 = 2146 votes 885

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1100 Current Rating: 1100 + 971 = 2071 votesCurrent Rating: 1100 + 971 = 2071 votes 971

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1569 Current Rating: 1569 + 1496 = 3065 votesCurrent Rating: 1569 + 1496 = 3065 votes 1496

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1793 = 3590 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1793 = 3590 votes 1793

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1400 Current Rating: 1400 + 1039 = 2439 votesCurrent Rating: 1400 + 1039 = 2439 votes 1039

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1388 Current Rating: 1388 + 1056 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1388 + 1056 = 2444 votes 1056

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1453 Current Rating: 1453 + 807 = 2260 votesCurrent Rating: 1453 + 807 = 2260 votes 807

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
2235 Current Rating: 2235 + 2918 = 5153 votesCurrent Rating: 2235 + 2918 = 5153 votes 2918

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
2790 Current Rating: 2790 + 2952 = 5742 votesCurrent Rating: 2790 + 2952 = 5742 votes 2952

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1597 Current Rating: 1597 + 866 = 2463 votesCurrent Rating: 1597 + 866 = 2463 votes 866

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1098 Current Rating: 1098 + 833 = 1931 votesCurrent Rating: 1098 + 833 = 1931 votes 833

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1371 Current Rating: 1371 + 1163 = 2534 votesCurrent Rating: 1371 + 1163 = 2534 votes 1163


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
933 Current Rating: 933 + 776 = 1709 votesCurrent Rating: 933 + 776 = 1709 votes 776

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
714 Current Rating: 714 + 674 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 674 = 1388 votes 674

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1634 Current Rating: 1634 + 1121 = 2755 votesCurrent Rating: 1634 + 1121 = 2755 votes 1121

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
4909 Current Rating: 4909 + 6458 = 11367 votesCurrent Rating: 4909 + 6458 = 11367 votes 6458

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 926 = 2636 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 926 = 2636 votes 926

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1366 = 2905 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1366 = 2905 votes 1366

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1291 = 2511 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1291 = 2511 votes 1291

[1056] 13: I won t be long
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 872 = 2177 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 872 = 2177 votes 872

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
1900 Current Rating: 1900 + 1271 = 3171 votesCurrent Rating: 1900 + 1271 = 3171 votes 1271

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1223 Current Rating: 1223 + 1233 = 2456 votesCurrent Rating: 1223 + 1233 = 2456 votes 1233

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1375 Current Rating: 1375 + 1413 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1375 + 1413 = 2788 votes 1413

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1055 Current Rating: 1055 + 850 = 1905 votesCurrent Rating: 1055 + 850 = 1905 votes 850

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1059 Current Rating: 1059 + 924 = 1983 votesCurrent Rating: 1059 + 924 = 1983 votes 924

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 943 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 943 = 2438 votes 943

[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
1373 Current Rating: 1373 + 1147 = 2520 votesCurrent Rating: 1373 + 1147 = 2520 votes 1147

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
735 Current Rating: 735 + 706 = 1441 votesCurrent Rating: 735 + 706 = 1441 votes 706

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
675 Current Rating: 675 + 601 = 1276 votesCurrent Rating: 675 + 601 = 1276 votes 601

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
975 Current Rating: 975 + 858 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 858 = 1833 votes 858

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
1616 Current Rating: 1616 + 1485 = 3101 votesCurrent Rating: 1616 + 1485 = 3101 votes 1485


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
979 Current Rating: 979 + 881 = 1860 votesCurrent Rating: 979 + 881 = 1860 votes 881

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
1386 Current Rating: 1386 + 1013 = 2399 votesCurrent Rating: 1386 + 1013 = 2399 votes 1013

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
1624 Current Rating: 1624 + 1513 = 3137 votesCurrent Rating: 1624 + 1513 = 3137 votes 1513

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
3935 Current Rating: 3935 + 4107 = 8042 votesCurrent Rating: 3935 + 4107 = 8042 votes 4107

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
1954 Current Rating: 1954 + 1940 = 3894 votesCurrent Rating: 1954 + 1940 = 3894 votes 1940

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 2410 = 5179 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 2410 = 5179 votes 2410

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 957 = 2206 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 957 = 2206 votes 957

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
1662 Current Rating: 1662 + 1246 = 2908 votesCurrent Rating: 1662 + 1246 = 2908 votes 1246

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 1421 = 3414 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 1421 = 3414 votes 1421

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
3525 Current Rating: 3525 + 6393 = 9918 votesCurrent Rating: 3525 + 6393 = 9918 votes 6393

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1068 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1068 = 2401 votes 1068

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1391 = 2920 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1391 = 2920 votes 1391

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 1321 = 2858 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 1321 = 2858 votes 1321

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
1805 Current Rating: 1805 + 1495 = 3300 votesCurrent Rating: 1805 + 1495 = 3300 votes 1495

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1395 Current Rating: 1395 + 983 = 2378 votesCurrent Rating: 1395 + 983 = 2378 votes 983






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