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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
2231 Current Rating: 2231 + 1621 = 3852 votesCurrent Rating: 2231 + 1621 = 3852 votes 1621

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
461 Current Rating: 461 + 505 = 966 votesCurrent Rating: 461 + 505 = 966 votes 505

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
631 Current Rating: 631 + 941 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 941 = 1572 votes 941

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
444 Current Rating: 444 + 500 = 944 votesCurrent Rating: 444 + 500 = 944 votes 500

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
577 Current Rating: 577 + 486 = 1063 votesCurrent Rating: 577 + 486 = 1063 votes 486

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
776 Current Rating: 776 + 789 = 1565 votesCurrent Rating: 776 + 789 = 1565 votes 789

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
568 Current Rating: 568 + 528 = 1096 votesCurrent Rating: 568 + 528 = 1096 votes 528

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
606 Current Rating: 606 + 576 = 1182 votesCurrent Rating: 606 + 576 = 1182 votes 576

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1251 Current Rating: 1251 + 865 = 2116 votesCurrent Rating: 1251 + 865 = 2116 votes 865

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
543 Current Rating: 543 + 564 = 1107 votesCurrent Rating: 543 + 564 = 1107 votes 564

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
592 Current Rating: 592 + 786 = 1378 votesCurrent Rating: 592 + 786 = 1378 votes 786

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
942 Current Rating: 942 + 1115 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 942 + 1115 = 2057 votes 1115


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
506 Current Rating: 506 + 581 = 1087 votesCurrent Rating: 506 + 581 = 1087 votes 581

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
403 Current Rating: 403 + 534 = 937 votesCurrent Rating: 403 + 534 = 937 votes 534

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
607 Current Rating: 607 + 516 = 1123 votesCurrent Rating: 607 + 516 = 1123 votes 516

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
585 Current Rating: 585 + 585 = 1170 votesCurrent Rating: 585 + 585 = 1170 votes 585

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
563 Current Rating: 563 + 523 = 1086 votesCurrent Rating: 563 + 523 = 1086 votes 523

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
460 Current Rating: 460 + 474 = 934 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 474 = 934 votes 474

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1880 = 3888 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1880 = 3888 votes 1880

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
423 Current Rating: 423 + 437 = 860 votesCurrent Rating: 423 + 437 = 860 votes 437

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
508 Current Rating: 508 + 614 = 1122 votesCurrent Rating: 508 + 614 = 1122 votes 614

[1220] 13: I need a double now
489 Current Rating: 489 + 588 = 1077 votesCurrent Rating: 489 + 588 = 1077 votes 588

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
460 Current Rating: 460 + 554 = 1014 votesCurrent Rating: 460 + 554 = 1014 votes 554

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
912 Current Rating: 912 + 1526 = 2438 votesCurrent Rating: 912 + 1526 = 2438 votes 1526

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
632 Current Rating: 632 + 658 = 1290 votesCurrent Rating: 632 + 658 = 1290 votes 658

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
731 Current Rating: 731 + 706 = 1437 votesCurrent Rating: 731 + 706 = 1437 votes 706

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
556 Current Rating: 556 + 877 = 1433 votesCurrent Rating: 556 + 877 = 1433 votes 877

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
511 Current Rating: 511 + 636 = 1147 votesCurrent Rating: 511 + 636 = 1147 votes 636

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2243 Current Rating: 2243 + 3312 = 5555 votesCurrent Rating: 2243 + 3312 = 5555 votes 3312

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
727 Current Rating: 727 + 869 = 1596 votesCurrent Rating: 727 + 869 = 1596 votes 869


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1549 Current Rating: 1549 + 1623 = 3172 votesCurrent Rating: 1549 + 1623 = 3172 votes 1623

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
2840 Current Rating: 2840 + 3853 = 6693 votesCurrent Rating: 2840 + 3853 = 6693 votes 3853

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 2038 = 3746 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 2038 = 3746 votes 2038

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
8948 Current Rating: 8948 + 11965 = 20913 votesCurrent Rating: 8948 + 11965 = 20913 votes 11965

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
2977 Current Rating: 2977 + 2388 = 5365 votesCurrent Rating: 2977 + 2388 = 5365 votes 2388

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
892 Current Rating: 892 + 941 = 1833 votesCurrent Rating: 892 + 941 = 1833 votes 941

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10107 Current Rating: 10107 + 11171 = 21278 votesCurrent Rating: 10107 + 11171 = 21278 votes 11171

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
3865 Current Rating: 3865 + 4604 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 3865 + 4604 = 8469 votes 4604

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
1671 Current Rating: 1671 + 1539 = 3210 votesCurrent Rating: 1671 + 1539 = 3210 votes 1539

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
1955 Current Rating: 1955 + 1724 = 3679 votesCurrent Rating: 1955 + 1724 = 3679 votes 1724

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
1757 Current Rating: 1757 + 1618 = 3375 votesCurrent Rating: 1757 + 1618 = 3375 votes 1618

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
831 Current Rating: 831 + 883 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 831 + 883 = 1714 votes 883

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
648 Current Rating: 648 + 763 = 1411 votesCurrent Rating: 648 + 763 = 1411 votes 763

[1198] 10: Good morning class
640 Current Rating: 640 + 806 = 1446 votesCurrent Rating: 640 + 806 = 1446 votes 806

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2360 Current Rating: 2360 + 2307 = 4667 votesCurrent Rating: 2360 + 2307 = 4667 votes 2307

[1196] 8: I
3340 Current Rating: 3340 + 3972 = 7312 votesCurrent Rating: 3340 + 3972 = 7312 votes 3972

[1195] 7: I do believe I
4810 Current Rating: 4810 + 5901 = 10711 votesCurrent Rating: 4810 + 5901 = 10711 votes 5901

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1515 Current Rating: 1515 + 1283 = 2798 votesCurrent Rating: 1515 + 1283 = 2798 votes 1283

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4560 Current Rating: 4560 + 5577 = 10137 votesCurrent Rating: 4560 + 5577 = 10137 votes 5577

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2458 Current Rating: 2458 + 3063 = 5521 votesCurrent Rating: 2458 + 3063 = 5521 votes 3063

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
3845 Current Rating: 3845 + 3745 = 7590 votesCurrent Rating: 3845 + 3745 = 7590 votes 3745


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
1530 Current Rating: 1530 + 1265 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1530 + 1265 = 2795 votes 1265

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13433 Current Rating: 13433 + 14187 = 27620 votesCurrent Rating: 13433 + 14187 = 27620 votes 14187

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7100 Current Rating: 7100 + 6809 = 13909 votesCurrent Rating: 7100 + 6809 = 13909 votes 6809

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1695 = 3703 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1695 = 3703 votes 1695

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1006 = 2057 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1006 = 2057 votes 1006

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
1772 Current Rating: 1772 + 868 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1772 + 868 = 2640 votes 868

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
853 Current Rating: 853 + 881 = 1734 votesCurrent Rating: 853 + 881 = 1734 votes 881

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
415 Current Rating: 415 + 491 = 906 votesCurrent Rating: 415 + 491 = 906 votes 491

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
534 Current Rating: 534 + 492 = 1026 votesCurrent Rating: 534 + 492 = 1026 votes 492

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 1976 = 4471 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 1976 = 4471 votes 1976

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
886 Current Rating: 886 + 1024 = 1910 votesCurrent Rating: 886 + 1024 = 1910 votes 1024

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
1442 Current Rating: 1442 + 1198 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1442 + 1198 = 2640 votes 1198

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
761 Current Rating: 761 + 935 = 1696 votesCurrent Rating: 761 + 935 = 1696 votes 935

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
804 Current Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votesCurrent Rating: 804 + 732 = 1536 votes 732

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
714 Current Rating: 714 + 793 = 1507 votesCurrent Rating: 714 + 793 = 1507 votes 793

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1165 Current Rating: 1165 + 1324 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1165 + 1324 = 2489 votes 1324

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
803 Current Rating: 803 + 757 = 1560 votesCurrent Rating: 803 + 757 = 1560 votes 757

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1249 Current Rating: 1249 + 1133 = 2382 votesCurrent Rating: 1249 + 1133 = 2382 votes 1133

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
555 Current Rating: 555 + 575 = 1130 votesCurrent Rating: 555 + 575 = 1130 votes 575

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
524 Current Rating: 524 + 513 = 1037 votesCurrent Rating: 524 + 513 = 1037 votes 513


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
536 Current Rating: 536 + 558 = 1094 votesCurrent Rating: 536 + 558 = 1094 votes 558

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
582 Current Rating: 582 + 592 = 1174 votesCurrent Rating: 582 + 592 = 1174 votes 592

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
756 Current Rating: 756 + 743 = 1499 votesCurrent Rating: 756 + 743 = 1499 votes 743

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
631 Current Rating: 631 + 670 = 1301 votesCurrent Rating: 631 + 670 = 1301 votes 670

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
485 Current Rating: 485 + 588 = 1073 votesCurrent Rating: 485 + 588 = 1073 votes 588

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
700 Current Rating: 700 + 724 = 1424 votesCurrent Rating: 700 + 724 = 1424 votes 724

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
608 Current Rating: 608 + 609 = 1217 votesCurrent Rating: 608 + 609 = 1217 votes 609

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 770 = 1789 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 770 = 1789 votes 770

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
513 Current Rating: 513 + 532 = 1045 votesCurrent Rating: 513 + 532 = 1045 votes 532

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
1602 Current Rating: 1602 + 1402 = 3004 votesCurrent Rating: 1602 + 1402 = 3004 votes 1402

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
836 Current Rating: 836 + 984 = 1820 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 984 = 1820 votes 984

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1397 Current Rating: 1397 + 1413 = 2810 votesCurrent Rating: 1397 + 1413 = 2810 votes 1413

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
676 Current Rating: 676 + 712 = 1388 votesCurrent Rating: 676 + 712 = 1388 votes 712

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
2669 Current Rating: 2669 + 2266 = 4935 votesCurrent Rating: 2669 + 2266 = 4935 votes 2266

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1309 Current Rating: 1309 + 1330 = 2639 votesCurrent Rating: 1309 + 1330 = 2639 votes 1330

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2002 Current Rating: 2002 + 1582 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 2002 + 1582 = 3584 votes 1582


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1000 Current Rating: 1000 + 906 = 1906 votesCurrent Rating: 1000 + 906 = 1906 votes 906

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
1820 Current Rating: 1820 + 1018 = 2838 votesCurrent Rating: 1820 + 1018 = 2838 votes 1018

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
3907 Current Rating: 3907 + 3849 = 7756 votesCurrent Rating: 3907 + 3849 = 7756 votes 3849

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
1940 Current Rating: 1940 + 1338 = 3278 votesCurrent Rating: 1940 + 1338 = 3278 votes 1338

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1558 Current Rating: 1558 + 1410 = 2968 votesCurrent Rating: 1558 + 1410 = 2968 votes 1410

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1288 = 3208 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1288 = 3208 votes 1288

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1259 = 2816 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1259 = 2816 votes 1259

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
809 Current Rating: 809 + 694 = 1503 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 694 = 1503 votes 694

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
1710 Current Rating: 1710 + 1259 = 2969 votesCurrent Rating: 1710 + 1259 = 2969 votes 1259

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
663 Current Rating: 663 + 670 = 1333 votesCurrent Rating: 663 + 670 = 1333 votes 670


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
1493 Current Rating: 1493 + 1183 = 2676 votesCurrent Rating: 1493 + 1183 = 2676 votes 1183

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1282 Current Rating: 1282 + 940 = 2222 votesCurrent Rating: 1282 + 940 = 2222 votes 940

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 810 = 1926 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 810 = 1926 votes 810

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
704 Current Rating: 704 + 671 = 1375 votesCurrent Rating: 704 + 671 = 1375 votes 671

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
622 Current Rating: 622 + 665 = 1287 votesCurrent Rating: 622 + 665 = 1287 votes 665

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
2799 Current Rating: 2799 + 3271 = 6070 votesCurrent Rating: 2799 + 3271 = 6070 votes 3271

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1600 Current Rating: 1600 + 1085 = 2685 votesCurrent Rating: 1600 + 1085 = 2685 votes 1085

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
6207 Current Rating: 6207 + 6483 = 12690 votesCurrent Rating: 6207 + 6483 = 12690 votes 6483

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1454 Current Rating: 1454 + 1449 = 2903 votesCurrent Rating: 1454 + 1449 = 2903 votes 1449

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
1902 Current Rating: 1902 + 1371 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1902 + 1371 = 3273 votes 1371

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
2434 Current Rating: 2434 + 3117 = 5551 votesCurrent Rating: 2434 + 3117 = 5551 votes 3117

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
1479 Current Rating: 1479 + 1661 = 3140 votesCurrent Rating: 1479 + 1661 = 3140 votes 1661

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
3315 Current Rating: 3315 + 2567 = 5882 votesCurrent Rating: 3315 + 2567 = 5882 votes 2567

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1183 Current Rating: 1183 + 923 = 2106 votesCurrent Rating: 1183 + 923 = 2106 votes 923

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
1991 Current Rating: 1991 + 1690 = 3681 votesCurrent Rating: 1991 + 1690 = 3681 votes 1690

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
738 Current Rating: 738 + 684 = 1422 votesCurrent Rating: 738 + 684 = 1422 votes 684

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1322 Current Rating: 1322 + 1104 = 2426 votesCurrent Rating: 1322 + 1104 = 2426 votes 1104

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
916 Current Rating: 916 + 1196 = 2112 votesCurrent Rating: 916 + 1196 = 2112 votes 1196

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1518 Current Rating: 1518 + 1731 = 3249 votesCurrent Rating: 1518 + 1731 = 3249 votes 1731

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
1808 Current Rating: 1808 + 1429 = 3237 votesCurrent Rating: 1808 + 1429 = 3237 votes 1429

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
1461 Current Rating: 1461 + 1112 = 2573 votesCurrent Rating: 1461 + 1112 = 2573 votes 1112

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 1141 = 2329 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 1141 = 2329 votes 1141

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
947 Current Rating: 947 + 872 = 1819 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 872 = 1819 votes 872

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
2630 Current Rating: 2630 + 4633 = 7263 votesCurrent Rating: 2630 + 4633 = 7263 votes 4633


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1019 Current Rating: 1019 + 891 = 1910 votesCurrent Rating: 1019 + 891 = 1910 votes 891

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 1828 = 3207 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 1828 = 3207 votes 1828

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
1701 Current Rating: 1701 + 1399 = 3100 votesCurrent Rating: 1701 + 1399 = 3100 votes 1399

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
733 Current Rating: 733 + 758 = 1491 votesCurrent Rating: 733 + 758 = 1491 votes 758

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
732 Current Rating: 732 + 634 = 1366 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 634 = 1366 votes 634

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
1379 Current Rating: 1379 + 970 = 2349 votesCurrent Rating: 1379 + 970 = 2349 votes 970

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
840 Current Rating: 840 + 732 = 1572 votesCurrent Rating: 840 + 732 = 1572 votes 732

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1643 Current Rating: 1643 + 1271 = 2914 votesCurrent Rating: 1643 + 1271 = 2914 votes 1271

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1196 Current Rating: 1196 + 1284 = 2480 votesCurrent Rating: 1196 + 1284 = 2480 votes 1284

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
847 Current Rating: 847 + 705 = 1552 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 705 = 1552 votes 705

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
1983 Current Rating: 1983 + 1152 = 3135 votesCurrent Rating: 1983 + 1152 = 3135 votes 1152

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1084 Current Rating: 1084 + 867 = 1951 votesCurrent Rating: 1084 + 867 = 1951 votes 867

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1492 = 2797 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1492 = 2797 votes 1492

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1114 Current Rating: 1114 + 848 = 1962 votesCurrent Rating: 1114 + 848 = 1962 votes 848

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
766 Current Rating: 766 + 747 = 1513 votesCurrent Rating: 766 + 747 = 1513 votes 747

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
928 Current Rating: 928 + 815 = 1743 votesCurrent Rating: 928 + 815 = 1743 votes 815

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
729 Current Rating: 729 + 781 = 1510 votesCurrent Rating: 729 + 781 = 1510 votes 781

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1607 Current Rating: 1607 + 1542 = 3149 votesCurrent Rating: 1607 + 1542 = 3149 votes 1542

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1401 Current Rating: 1401 + 1224 = 2625 votesCurrent Rating: 1401 + 1224 = 2625 votes 1224


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
819 Current Rating: 819 + 748 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 819 + 748 = 1567 votes 748

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 872 = 1882 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 872 = 1882 votes 872

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1018 Current Rating: 1018 + 837 = 1855 votesCurrent Rating: 1018 + 837 = 1855 votes 837

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1396 Current Rating: 1396 + 1470 = 2866 votesCurrent Rating: 1396 + 1470 = 2866 votes 1470

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1167 Current Rating: 1167 + 975 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1167 + 975 = 2142 votes 975

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1727 Current Rating: 1727 + 1196 = 2923 votesCurrent Rating: 1727 + 1196 = 2923 votes 1196

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2469 Current Rating: 2469 + 3499 = 5968 votesCurrent Rating: 2469 + 3499 = 5968 votes 3499

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2029 Current Rating: 2029 + 1592 = 3621 votesCurrent Rating: 2029 + 1592 = 3621 votes 1592

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
797 Current Rating: 797 + 865 = 1662 votesCurrent Rating: 797 + 865 = 1662 votes 865

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 2532 = 4288 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 2532 = 4288 votes 2532

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
4426 Current Rating: 4426 + 5987 = 10413 votesCurrent Rating: 4426 + 5987 = 10413 votes 5987

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1350 Current Rating: 1350 + 1531 = 2881 votesCurrent Rating: 1350 + 1531 = 2881 votes 1531

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1230 Current Rating: 1230 + 1218 = 2448 votesCurrent Rating: 1230 + 1218 = 2448 votes 1218

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
917 Current Rating: 917 + 797 = 1714 votesCurrent Rating: 917 + 797 = 1714 votes 797

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
1499 Current Rating: 1499 + 1421 = 2920 votesCurrent Rating: 1499 + 1421 = 2920 votes 1421


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1186 Current Rating: 1186 + 1147 = 2333 votesCurrent Rating: 1186 + 1147 = 2333 votes 1147

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
1880 Current Rating: 1880 + 1919 = 3799 votesCurrent Rating: 1880 + 1919 = 3799 votes 1919

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1522 Current Rating: 1522 + 1436 = 2958 votesCurrent Rating: 1522 + 1436 = 2958 votes 1436

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
1782 Current Rating: 1782 + 1727 = 3509 votesCurrent Rating: 1782 + 1727 = 3509 votes 1727

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
1427 Current Rating: 1427 + 1368 = 2795 votesCurrent Rating: 1427 + 1368 = 2795 votes 1368

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
3295 Current Rating: 3295 + 2714 = 6009 votesCurrent Rating: 3295 + 2714 = 6009 votes 2714

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
975 Current Rating: 975 + 916 = 1891 votesCurrent Rating: 975 + 916 = 1891 votes 916

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
828 Current Rating: 828 + 802 = 1630 votesCurrent Rating: 828 + 802 = 1630 votes 802

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
8144 Current Rating: 8144 + 10207 = 18351 votesCurrent Rating: 8144 + 10207 = 18351 votes 10207

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
1468 Current Rating: 1468 + 1514 = 2982 votesCurrent Rating: 1468 + 1514 = 2982 votes 1514

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
782 Current Rating: 782 + 833 = 1615 votesCurrent Rating: 782 + 833 = 1615 votes 833

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1467 Current Rating: 1467 + 1093 = 2560 votesCurrent Rating: 1467 + 1093 = 2560 votes 1093

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1206 Current Rating: 1206 + 1053 = 2259 votesCurrent Rating: 1206 + 1053 = 2259 votes 1053

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1629 = 3334 votes 1629

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
1857 Current Rating: 1857 + 1851 = 3708 votesCurrent Rating: 1857 + 1851 = 3708 votes 1851

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
1629 Current Rating: 1629 + 1163 = 2792 votesCurrent Rating: 1629 + 1163 = 2792 votes 1163

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
1557 Current Rating: 1557 + 1131 = 2688 votesCurrent Rating: 1557 + 1131 = 2688 votes 1131

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 889 = 2606 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 889 = 2606 votes 889

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
2629 Current Rating: 2629 + 3077 = 5706 votesCurrent Rating: 2629 + 3077 = 5706 votes 3077

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
3164 Current Rating: 3164 + 3354 = 6518 votesCurrent Rating: 3164 + 3354 = 6518 votes 3354

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
1993 Current Rating: 1993 + 993 = 2986 votesCurrent Rating: 1993 + 993 = 2986 votes 993

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 953 = 2306 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 953 = 2306 votes 953

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1476 Current Rating: 1476 + 1300 = 2776 votesCurrent Rating: 1476 + 1300 = 2776 votes 1300


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1116 Current Rating: 1116 + 881 = 1997 votesCurrent Rating: 1116 + 881 = 1997 votes 881

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
809 Current Rating: 809 + 758 = 1567 votesCurrent Rating: 809 + 758 = 1567 votes 758

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
1847 Current Rating: 1847 + 1245 = 3092 votesCurrent Rating: 1847 + 1245 = 3092 votes 1245

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
6351 Current Rating: 6351 + 8445 = 14796 votesCurrent Rating: 6351 + 8445 = 14796 votes 8445

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
2034 Current Rating: 2034 + 2238 = 4272 votesCurrent Rating: 2034 + 2238 = 4272 votes 2238

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
1722 Current Rating: 1722 + 1564 = 3286 votesCurrent Rating: 1722 + 1564 = 3286 votes 1564

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
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[1056] 13: I won t be long
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[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
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[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1353 Current Rating: 1353 + 1313 = 2666 votesCurrent Rating: 1353 + 1313 = 2666 votes 1313

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
1495 Current Rating: 1495 + 1528 = 3023 votesCurrent Rating: 1495 + 1528 = 3023 votes 1528

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 940 = 2142 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 940 = 2142 votes 940

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1189 Current Rating: 1189 + 1030 = 2219 votesCurrent Rating: 1189 + 1030 = 2219 votes 1030

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
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[1049] 6: Then she said
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[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
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[1047] 4: It says here on this website
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[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
755 Current Rating: 755 + 663 = 1418 votesCurrent Rating: 755 + 663 = 1418 votes 663

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
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[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
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Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
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[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
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[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
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[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
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[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
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[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
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[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
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[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
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[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
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[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
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[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
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[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
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[1031] 6: Damn it all!
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[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
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[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
1693 Current Rating: 1693 + 1497 = 3190 votesCurrent Rating: 1693 + 1497 = 3190 votes 1497

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
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[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
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[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
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