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Dec 2014
[1241] 19: The milk and cookies are for Santa
3832 Current Rating: 3832 + 2394 = 6226 votesCurrent Rating: 3832 + 2394 = 6226 votes 2394

[1240] 18: I love parties at this time of the year
790 Current Rating: 790 + 821 = 1611 votesCurrent Rating: 790 + 821 = 1611 votes 821

[1239] 17: Well that s the Christmas shopping done
1389 Current Rating: 1389 + 1700 = 3089 votesCurrent Rating: 1389 + 1700 = 3089 votes 1700

[1238] 12: Are you going away for the holidays?
844 Current Rating: 844 + 810 = 1654 votesCurrent Rating: 844 + 810 = 1654 votes 810

[1237] 11: I don t get upset when people call me fat anymore
1006 Current Rating: 1006 + 829 = 1835 votesCurrent Rating: 1006 + 829 = 1835 votes 829

[1236] 10: We moved into a really old house
1579 Current Rating: 1579 + 1647 = 3226 votesCurrent Rating: 1579 + 1647 = 3226 votes 1647

[1235] 9: When I m too old to ride a superbike
1149 Current Rating: 1149 + 935 = 2084 votesCurrent Rating: 1149 + 935 = 2084 votes 935

[1234] 8: Ok I m out of here
1133 Current Rating: 1133 + 1069 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1133 + 1069 = 2202 votes 1069

[1233] 4: Can I stay at your place tonight?
1695 Current Rating: 1695 + 1282 = 2977 votesCurrent Rating: 1695 + 1282 = 2977 votes 1282

[1232] 3: I went to a parent-teacher evening at my son s school last night
1009 Current Rating: 1009 + 900 = 1909 votesCurrent Rating: 1009 + 900 = 1909 votes 900

[1231] 2: How can I help you?
948 Current Rating: 948 + 1092 = 2040 votesCurrent Rating: 948 + 1092 = 2040 votes 1092

[1230] 1: I'm so happy you re home
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1771 = 3384 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1771 = 3384 votes 1771


Nov 2014
[1229] 28: How have things been since our last session?
1242 Current Rating: 1242 + 933 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1242 + 933 = 2175 votes 933

[1228] 27: Ok girls, I m going home, have fun
800 Current Rating: 800 + 800 = 1600 votesCurrent Rating: 800 + 800 = 1600 votes 800

[1227] 26: Im so tired of these feminazis going on and on
811 Current Rating: 811 + 739 = 1550 votesCurrent Rating: 811 + 739 = 1550 votes 739

[1226] 25: A marriage counsellor told us
1142 Current Rating: 1142 + 1113 = 2255 votesCurrent Rating: 1142 + 1113 = 2255 votes 1113

[1225] 21: I really have to stop going out with these Benoni men
826 Current Rating: 826 + 760 = 1586 votesCurrent Rating: 826 + 760 = 1586 votes 760

[1224] 20: Is there any talent in here tonight?
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 692 = 1805 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 692 = 1805 votes 692

[1223] 19: How do you think you could get away sexual harassment?
2658 Current Rating: 2658 + 2455 = 5113 votesCurrent Rating: 2658 + 2455 = 5113 votes 2455

[1222] 18: My condolences, I heard your wife passed away
765 Current Rating: 765 + 766 = 1531 votesCurrent Rating: 765 + 766 = 1531 votes 766

[1221] 17: So you want to get married do you?
931 Current Rating: 931 + 1024 = 1955 votesCurrent Rating: 931 + 1024 = 1955 votes 1024

[1220] 13: I need a double now
847 Current Rating: 847 + 839 = 1686 votesCurrent Rating: 847 + 839 = 1686 votes 839

[1219] 12: I need a break, I m exhausted
741 Current Rating: 741 + 799 = 1540 votesCurrent Rating: 741 + 799 = 1540 votes 799

[1218] 11: Look what I have ...
1349 Current Rating: 1349 + 1927 = 3276 votesCurrent Rating: 1349 + 1927 = 3276 votes 1927

[1217] 10: How does a visit to the doctor
1217 Current Rating: 1217 + 1121 = 2338 votesCurrent Rating: 1217 + 1121 = 2338 votes 1121

[1216] 7: Happy anniversary, got any plans for tonight?
1510 Current Rating: 1510 + 1263 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1510 + 1263 = 2773 votes 1263

[1215] 6: She seems popular with the guys
947 Current Rating: 947 + 1247 = 2194 votesCurrent Rating: 947 + 1247 = 2194 votes 1247

[1214] 5: Good morning, how was your evening?
863 Current Rating: 863 + 931 = 1794 votesCurrent Rating: 863 + 931 = 1794 votes 931

[1213] 4: So how was your Halloween?
2813 Current Rating: 2813 + 5278 = 8091 votesCurrent Rating: 2813 + 5278 = 8091 votes 5278

[1212] 3: I m surprised to see you back at work already
1500 Current Rating: 1500 + 1519 = 3019 votesCurrent Rating: 1500 + 1519 = 3019 votes 1519


Oct 2014
[1211] 31: I m out on bail and I need your help
1829 Current Rating: 1829 + 1872 = 3701 votesCurrent Rating: 1829 + 1872 = 3701 votes 1872

[1210] 30: I don t understand women
3099 Current Rating: 3099 + 4106 = 7205 votesCurrent Rating: 3099 + 4106 = 7205 votes 4106

[1209] 29: How s it going with the new boyfriend?
2151 Current Rating: 2151 + 2469 = 4620 votesCurrent Rating: 2151 + 2469 = 4620 votes 2469

[1208] 28: Please sign here for your delivery
9212 Current Rating: 9212 + 12220 = 21432 votesCurrent Rating: 9212 + 12220 = 21432 votes 12220

[1207] 27: What are you watching?
3535 Current Rating: 3535 + 2869 = 6404 votesCurrent Rating: 3535 + 2869 = 6404 votes 2869

[1206] 23: You re a big, strong bloke
1330 Current Rating: 1330 + 1380 = 2710 votesCurrent Rating: 1330 + 1380 = 2710 votes 1380

[1205] 22: I can t believe you still smoke
10537 Current Rating: 10537 + 11622 = 22159 votesCurrent Rating: 10537 + 11622 = 22159 votes 11622

[1204] 21: So Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years
4146 Current Rating: 4146 + 4854 = 9000 votesCurrent Rating: 4146 + 4854 = 9000 votes 4854

[1203] 20: Thanks for the invite
2104 Current Rating: 2104 + 1913 = 4017 votesCurrent Rating: 2104 + 1913 = 4017 votes 1913

[1202] 16: Good morning ma am, can I help you?
2542 Current Rating: 2542 + 2216 = 4758 votesCurrent Rating: 2542 + 2216 = 4758 votes 2216

[1201] 15: Give me another Jack Daniel s please
2149 Current Rating: 2149 + 1999 = 4148 votesCurrent Rating: 2149 + 1999 = 4148 votes 1999

[1200] 14: I don t think we ve ever cooked this many meals
1051 Current Rating: 1051 + 1119 = 2170 votesCurrent Rating: 1051 + 1119 = 2170 votes 1119

[1199] 13: So how was your blind date last night?
920 Current Rating: 920 + 1046 = 1966 votesCurrent Rating: 920 + 1046 = 1966 votes 1046

[1198] 10: Good morning class
1215 Current Rating: 1215 + 1295 = 2510 votesCurrent Rating: 1215 + 1295 = 2510 votes 1295

[1197] 9: Dad, how long have you and Mom been married?
2816 Current Rating: 2816 + 2868 = 5684 votesCurrent Rating: 2816 + 2868 = 5684 votes 2868

[1196] 8: I
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 4112 = 7596 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 4112 = 7596 votes 4112

[1195] 7: I do believe I
5279 Current Rating: 5279 + 6237 = 11516 votesCurrent Rating: 5279 + 6237 = 11516 votes 6237

[1194] 6: My wife is coming home with our new born from the maternity ward today
1815 Current Rating: 1815 + 1649 = 3464 votesCurrent Rating: 1815 + 1649 = 3464 votes 1649

[1193] 3: Is this the time to drag your arse into work?
4845 Current Rating: 4845 + 5804 = 10649 votesCurrent Rating: 4845 + 5804 = 10649 votes 5804

[1192] 2: This news report says ...
2737 Current Rating: 2737 + 3326 = 6063 votesCurrent Rating: 2737 + 3326 = 6063 votes 3326

[1191] 1: I heard they host wife swapping parties every month
4387 Current Rating: 4387 + 4209 = 8596 votesCurrent Rating: 4387 + 4209 = 8596 votes 4209


Sep 2014
[1190] 30: Our time is almost up
2016 Current Rating: 2016 + 1752 = 3768 votesCurrent Rating: 2016 + 1752 = 3768 votes 1752

[1189] 29: These fanatical feminists are really getting ridiculous now!
13636 Current Rating: 13636 + 14379 = 28015 votesCurrent Rating: 13636 + 14379 = 28015 votes 14379

[1188] 26: Wow, she s quite a hottie
7709 Current Rating: 7709 + 7238 = 14947 votesCurrent Rating: 7709 + 7238 = 14947 votes 7238

[1187] 25: There is no more toilet paper in the bathroom
2495 Current Rating: 2495 + 2240 = 4735 votesCurrent Rating: 2495 + 2240 = 4735 votes 2240

[1186] 23: Flipping Heck! What happened to you?
1568 Current Rating: 1568 + 1531 = 3099 votesCurrent Rating: 1568 + 1531 = 3099 votes 1531

[1185] 22: I heard you dumped your girlfriend
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 1303 = 3698 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 1303 = 3698 votes 1303

[1184] 19: Are you a cheerleader or something?
1311 Current Rating: 1311 + 1431 = 2742 votesCurrent Rating: 1311 + 1431 = 2742 votes 1431

[1183] 18: Hi, I m home
732 Current Rating: 732 + 824 = 1556 votesCurrent Rating: 732 + 824 = 1556 votes 824

[1182] 17: I really enjoy coming to boot sale markets
908 Current Rating: 908 + 885 = 1793 votesCurrent Rating: 908 + 885 = 1793 votes 885

[1181] 16: Your son got into trouble at school again today
3061 Current Rating: 3061 + 2425 = 5486 votesCurrent Rating: 3061 + 2425 = 5486 votes 2425

[1180] 15: Well son, as you re getting married tomorrow
1127 Current Rating: 1127 + 1253 = 2380 votesCurrent Rating: 1127 + 1253 = 2380 votes 1253

[1179] 12: This online survey asked women
2008 Current Rating: 2008 + 1738 = 3746 votesCurrent Rating: 2008 + 1738 = 3746 votes 1738

[1178] 11: Sir, did you see the large street sign back there?
1305 Current Rating: 1305 + 1540 = 2845 votesCurrent Rating: 1305 + 1540 = 2845 votes 1540

[1177] 10: Good afternoon sir, can I have a minute of your time?
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1067 = 2401 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1067 = 2401 votes 1067

[1176] 9: We re almost done with your annual medical
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1365 = 2716 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1365 = 2716 votes 1365

[1175] 8: What is it that you need from me THIS time?
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 2333 = 3994 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 2333 = 3994 votes 2333

[1174] 4: I can t believe you re getting divorced
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 1031 = 2134 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 1031 = 2134 votes 1031

[1173] 3: I can t wait for summer get here
1703 Current Rating: 1703 + 1622 = 3325 votesCurrent Rating: 1703 + 1622 = 3325 votes 1622

[1172] 2: I m very concerned about the lessons
1008 Current Rating: 1008 + 964 = 1972 votesCurrent Rating: 1008 + 964 = 1972 votes 964

[1171] 1: I can t stay long tonight
869 Current Rating: 869 + 740 = 1609 votesCurrent Rating: 869 + 740 = 1609 votes 740


Aug 2014
[1170] 29: So how about we go back to your place?
1010 Current Rating: 1010 + 1021 = 2031 votesCurrent Rating: 1010 + 1021 = 2031 votes 1021

[1169] 28: Hi sir, how can I help you?
944 Current Rating: 944 + 919 = 1863 votesCurrent Rating: 944 + 919 = 1863 votes 919

[1168] 27: What on earth is that on your back
1594 Current Rating: 1594 + 1402 = 2996 votesCurrent Rating: 1594 + 1402 = 2996 votes 1402

[1167] 26: You women think you're so much better
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1085 = 2205 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1085 = 2205 votes 1085

[1166] 25: Hi Granddad, did you feel the earthquakes
796 Current Rating: 796 + 874 = 1670 votesCurrent Rating: 796 + 874 = 1670 votes 874

[1165] 22: What are you sulking about?
1204 Current Rating: 1204 + 1100 = 2304 votesCurrent Rating: 1204 + 1100 = 2304 votes 1100

[1164] 21: So you ve been with your new beau for a few months
1076 Current Rating: 1076 + 1007 = 2083 votesCurrent Rating: 1076 + 1007 = 2083 votes 1007

[1163] 20: Why do you want to sue your gym?
1232 Current Rating: 1232 + 1045 = 2277 votesCurrent Rating: 1232 + 1045 = 2277 votes 1045

[1162] 19: I m undecided about these trousers
730 Current Rating: 730 + 733 = 1463 votesCurrent Rating: 730 + 733 = 1463 votes 733

[1161] 18: I think I should cut back on the booze
2086 Current Rating: 2086 + 1841 = 3927 votesCurrent Rating: 2086 + 1841 = 3927 votes 1841

[1160] 15: Hi, I m home
1185 Current Rating: 1185 + 1332 = 2517 votesCurrent Rating: 1185 + 1332 = 2517 votes 1332

[1159] 14: Well done on your result at the Commonwealth Games
1741 Current Rating: 1741 + 1788 = 3529 votesCurrent Rating: 1741 + 1788 = 3529 votes 1788

[1158] 13: That s a nice looking bike
1001 Current Rating: 1001 + 955 = 1956 votesCurrent Rating: 1001 + 955 = 1956 votes 955

[1157] 12: You look like you ve been in the wars
3182 Current Rating: 3182 + 2735 = 5917 votesCurrent Rating: 3182 + 2735 = 5917 votes 2735

[1156] 11: Congratulations on the birth of your son!
1684 Current Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votesCurrent Rating: 1684 + 1674 = 3358 votes 1674

[1155] 8: Happy Birthday for last week
2994 Current Rating: 2994 + 2038 = 5032 votesCurrent Rating: 2994 + 2038 = 5032 votes 2038


Jul 2014
[1154] 22: Your proctologist called while you were outside
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1530 = 3106 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1530 = 3106 votes 1530

[1153] 9: Dad, we had hummus for lunch at school today
2604 Current Rating: 2604 + 1355 = 3959 votesCurrent Rating: 2604 + 1355 = 3959 votes 1355

[1152] 8: Hi darling, I m home
7978 Current Rating: 7978 + 6956 = 14934 votesCurrent Rating: 7978 + 6956 = 14934 votes 6956

[1151] 7: This whole social media influencing our lives
3849 Current Rating: 3849 + 3744 = 7593 votesCurrent Rating: 3849 + 3744 = 7593 votes 3744

[1150] 6: What s that you re reading?
1834 Current Rating: 1834 + 1699 = 3533 votesCurrent Rating: 1834 + 1699 = 3533 votes 1699

[1149] 5: So you re in trouble again
2268 Current Rating: 2268 + 1607 = 3875 votesCurrent Rating: 2268 + 1607 = 3875 votes 1607

[1148] 4: Can I have another please, and make it a double
1779 Current Rating: 1779 + 1528 = 3307 votesCurrent Rating: 1779 + 1528 = 3307 votes 1528

[1147] 3: I can t wait to get home tonight
1226 Current Rating: 1226 + 989 = 2215 votesCurrent Rating: 1226 + 989 = 2215 votes 989

[1146] 2: So darling, how about we take this upstairs
2183 Current Rating: 2183 + 1703 = 3886 votesCurrent Rating: 2183 + 1703 = 3886 votes 1703

[1145] 1: How much longer are you going to take
1153 Current Rating: 1153 + 929 = 2082 votesCurrent Rating: 1153 + 929 = 2082 votes 929


Jun 2014
[1144] 24: What are you reading?
2191 Current Rating: 2191 + 1691 = 3882 votesCurrent Rating: 2191 + 1691 = 3882 votes 1691

[1143] 23: Well that was rather embarrassing
1714 Current Rating: 1714 + 1343 = 3057 votesCurrent Rating: 1714 + 1343 = 3057 votes 1343

[1142] 22: I don t think I ll ever understand women
1578 Current Rating: 1578 + 1111 = 2689 votesCurrent Rating: 1578 + 1111 = 2689 votes 1111

[1141] 21: Dad, where does poo come from?
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1060 = 2211 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1060 = 2211 votes 1060

[1140] 20: Good morning, how can I help you?
973 Current Rating: 973 + 979 = 1952 votesCurrent Rating: 973 + 979 = 1952 votes 979

[1139] 19: Scientists have too much time
3344 Current Rating: 3344 + 3712 = 7056 votesCurrent Rating: 3344 + 3712 = 7056 votes 3712

[1138] 18: I d like the large fillet with the Beurre blanc sauce
1865 Current Rating: 1865 + 1359 = 3224 votesCurrent Rating: 1865 + 1359 = 3224 votes 1359

[1137] 17: Yes, yes, YES!
8230 Current Rating: 8230 + 6904 = 15134 votesCurrent Rating: 8230 + 6904 = 15134 votes 6904

[1136] 16: I see Michael Schumacher has finally come out of his coma
1903 Current Rating: 1903 + 2188 = 4091 votesCurrent Rating: 1903 + 2188 = 4091 votes 2188

[1135] 15: Our society s priorities are just wrong these days
2482 Current Rating: 2482 + 1854 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 2482 + 1854 = 4336 votes 1854

[1134] 14: You won t believe what happened
3191 Current Rating: 3191 + 3626 = 6817 votesCurrent Rating: 3191 + 3626 = 6817 votes 3626

[1133] 13: I heard those two blokes got married
2245 Current Rating: 2245 + 2327 = 4572 votesCurrent Rating: 2245 + 2327 = 4572 votes 2327

[1132] 12: It says here that Disney is abandoning their plans
7146 Current Rating: 7146 + 7766 = 14912 votesCurrent Rating: 7146 + 7766 = 14912 votes 7766

[1131] 11: Give me a double anything NOW!
1963 Current Rating: 1963 + 1504 = 3467 votesCurrent Rating: 1963 + 1504 = 3467 votes 1504

[1130] 10: This survey says that on average, South African couples
2711 Current Rating: 2711 + 2429 = 5140 votesCurrent Rating: 2711 + 2429 = 5140 votes 2429

[1129] 9: So darling, should we go to your place
1122 Current Rating: 1122 + 1080 = 2202 votesCurrent Rating: 1122 + 1080 = 2202 votes 1080

[1128] 8: Ooo, he's dishy!
1988 Current Rating: 1988 + 1536 = 3524 votesCurrent Rating: 1988 + 1536 = 3524 votes 1536

[1127] 7: I think website developers are getting a little TOO clever
1541 Current Rating: 1541 + 1738 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1541 + 1738 = 3279 votes 1738

[1126] 6: The world is just plain messed up these days
1750 Current Rating: 1750 + 2039 = 3789 votesCurrent Rating: 1750 + 2039 = 3789 votes 2039

[1125] 5: It s my anniversary, drinks are on me
2308 Current Rating: 2308 + 1881 = 4189 votesCurrent Rating: 2308 + 1881 = 4189 votes 1881

[1124] 4: What s wrong with you?
2236 Current Rating: 2236 + 1702 = 3938 votesCurrent Rating: 2236 + 1702 = 3938 votes 1702

[1123] 3: Times have changed, we live in the age of entitlement
1636 Current Rating: 1636 + 1500 = 3136 votesCurrent Rating: 1636 + 1500 = 3136 votes 1500

[1122] 2: What the hell is this?
1313 Current Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votesCurrent Rating: 1313 + 1188 = 2501 votes 1188

[1121] 1: Happy Birthday to Us!
3092 Current Rating: 3092 + 5102 = 8194 votesCurrent Rating: 3092 + 5102 = 8194 votes 5102


May 2014
[1120] 19: What are you watching?
1623 Current Rating: 1623 + 1437 = 3060 votesCurrent Rating: 1623 + 1437 = 3060 votes 1437

[1119] 18: Hi, I m home
1777 Current Rating: 1777 + 2206 = 3983 votesCurrent Rating: 1777 + 2206 = 3983 votes 2206

[1118] 17: Good morning and welcome to Cards-R-Us
2365 Current Rating: 2365 + 2003 = 4368 votesCurrent Rating: 2365 + 2003 = 4368 votes 2003

[1117] 16: Hey, how are things working out
1151 Current Rating: 1151 + 1190 = 2341 votesCurrent Rating: 1151 + 1190 = 2341 votes 1190

[1116] 15: Good morning, how was your weekend?
1160 Current Rating: 1160 + 950 = 2110 votesCurrent Rating: 1160 + 950 = 2110 votes 950

[1115] 14: You looked depressed, what s wrong?
2242 Current Rating: 2242 + 1469 = 3711 votesCurrent Rating: 2242 + 1469 = 3711 votes 1469

[1114] 13: I think I made a mistake when I chose you
1628 Current Rating: 1628 + 1160 = 2788 votesCurrent Rating: 1628 + 1160 = 2788 votes 1160

[1113] 12: Dad, what are you doing?
1951 Current Rating: 1951 + 1530 = 3481 votesCurrent Rating: 1951 + 1530 = 3481 votes 1530

[1112] 11: I finally managed to put my wife in her place
1483 Current Rating: 1483 + 1535 = 3018 votesCurrent Rating: 1483 + 1535 = 3018 votes 1535

[1111] 10: Hi darling, hi son, how is grandma?
1161 Current Rating: 1161 + 984 = 2145 votesCurrent Rating: 1161 + 984 = 2145 votes 984

[1110] 9: So, how are things going with the new boyfriend?
3168 Current Rating: 3168 + 3668 = 6836 votesCurrent Rating: 3168 + 3668 = 6836 votes 3668

[1109] 8: Now firstly stay calm
1661 Current Rating: 1661 + 1340 = 3001 votesCurrent Rating: 1661 + 1340 = 3001 votes 1340

[1108] 7: I don t think I ll ever work out what upsets my wife
1529 Current Rating: 1529 + 1864 = 3393 votesCurrent Rating: 1529 + 1864 = 3393 votes 1864

[1107] 6: Tell me the truth, does this skirt make me look too fat?
1565 Current Rating: 1565 + 1170 = 2735 votesCurrent Rating: 1565 + 1170 = 2735 votes 1170

[1106] 5: I ll get the next round guys
1342 Current Rating: 1342 + 1170 = 2512 votesCurrent Rating: 1342 + 1170 = 2512 votes 1170

[1105] 4: Good Morning! What a fantastic day!
1398 Current Rating: 1398 + 1205 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1398 + 1205 = 2603 votes 1205

[1104] 3: Can you recommend a potassium supplement please
1011 Current Rating: 1011 + 1041 = 2052 votesCurrent Rating: 1011 + 1041 = 2052 votes 1041

[1103] 2: I know it s our duty and responsibility to vote
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1733 = 3503 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1733 = 3503 votes 1733

[1102] 1: I know it s election time
1676 Current Rating: 1676 + 1519 = 3195 votesCurrent Rating: 1676 + 1519 = 3195 votes 1519


Apr 2014
[1101] 15: What are you watching?
1138 Current Rating: 1138 + 975 = 2113 votesCurrent Rating: 1138 + 975 = 2113 votes 975

[1100] 14: This isn t good, we are not going to be able to get the charges dropped
1633 Current Rating: 1633 + 1277 = 2910 votesCurrent Rating: 1633 + 1277 = 2910 votes 1277

[1099] 13: Dammit woman, leave me the hell alone!
1587 Current Rating: 1587 + 1310 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1587 + 1310 = 2897 votes 1310

[1098] 12: What happened? How did I get here?
1613 Current Rating: 1613 + 1719 = 3332 votesCurrent Rating: 1613 + 1719 = 3332 votes 1719

[1097] 11: I m bored out of my skull
1720 Current Rating: 1720 + 1559 = 3279 votesCurrent Rating: 1720 + 1559 = 3279 votes 1559

[1096] 10: It s amazing quickly things become
1967 Current Rating: 1967 + 1437 = 3404 votesCurrent Rating: 1967 + 1437 = 3404 votes 1437

[1095] 9: So should we go back to my place
2852 Current Rating: 2852 + 3888 = 6740 votesCurrent Rating: 2852 + 3888 = 6740 votes 3888

[1094] 8: What s going on here?
2227 Current Rating: 2227 + 1796 = 4023 votesCurrent Rating: 2227 + 1796 = 4023 votes 1796

[1093] 7: Good evening sir, what can I get for you?
1140 Current Rating: 1140 + 1217 = 2357 votesCurrent Rating: 1140 + 1217 = 2357 votes 1217

[1092] 6: Beep Beep!
2285 Current Rating: 2285 + 2926 = 5211 votesCurrent Rating: 2285 + 2926 = 5211 votes 2926

[1091] 5: You ve known me for awhile now
8032 Current Rating: 8032 + 8059 = 16091 votesCurrent Rating: 8032 + 8059 = 16091 votes 8059

[1090] 4: I thought we had a policy
1761 Current Rating: 1761 + 2076 = 3837 votesCurrent Rating: 1761 + 2076 = 3837 votes 2076

[1089] 3: I want you to track down my biological parents
1571 Current Rating: 1571 + 1570 = 3141 votesCurrent Rating: 1571 + 1570 = 3141 votes 1570

[1088] 2: I heard your husband died
1364 Current Rating: 1364 + 1240 = 2604 votesCurrent Rating: 1364 + 1240 = 2604 votes 1240

[1087] 1: I see the Oscar Pistorius trial resumes this week
2003 Current Rating: 2003 + 1807 = 3810 votesCurrent Rating: 2003 + 1807 = 3810 votes 1807


Mar 2014
[1086] 23: Have you seen this magician Dynamo
1730 Current Rating: 1730 + 1537 = 3267 votesCurrent Rating: 1730 + 1537 = 3267 votes 1537

[1085] 22: Dad, can I ask your advice on something?
2141 Current Rating: 2141 + 2136 = 4277 votesCurrent Rating: 2141 + 2136 = 4277 votes 2136

[1084] 21: Reverend, how do we know who all is going to Heaven?
1783 Current Rating: 1783 + 1745 = 3528 votesCurrent Rating: 1783 + 1745 = 3528 votes 1745

[1083] 20: I heard you ve started dating a deaf girl
2722 Current Rating: 2722 + 2185 = 4907 votesCurrent Rating: 2722 + 2185 = 4907 votes 2185

[1082] 19: Don t wait up, I m going to dinner
2091 Current Rating: 2091 + 2181 = 4272 votesCurrent Rating: 2091 + 2181 = 4272 votes 2181

[1081] 18: I just can t seem to make my wife happy anymore
6841 Current Rating: 6841 + 6794 = 13635 votesCurrent Rating: 6841 + 6794 = 13635 votes 6794

[1080] 17: Oh honey, you re the best husband in the world
1509 Current Rating: 1509 + 1391 = 2900 votesCurrent Rating: 1509 + 1391 = 2900 votes 1391

[1079] 16: This travel website says Las Vegas is the only place
1356 Current Rating: 1356 + 1220 = 2576 votesCurrent Rating: 1356 + 1220 = 2576 votes 1220

[1078] 15: My wife wants to kink up our sex life
12786 Current Rating: 12786 + 14973 = 27759 votesCurrent Rating: 12786 + 14973 = 27759 votes 14973

[1077] 14: What the hell are you watching?
2132 Current Rating: 2132 + 1984 = 4116 votesCurrent Rating: 2132 + 1984 = 4116 votes 1984

[1076] 13: Struck out again did you?
941 Current Rating: 941 + 985 = 1926 votesCurrent Rating: 941 + 985 = 1926 votes 985

[1075] 12: Hello my darling, how was school today?
1915 Current Rating: 1915 + 1784 = 3699 votesCurrent Rating: 1915 + 1784 = 3699 votes 1784

[1074] 11: Thanks for bailing me out
1489 Current Rating: 1489 + 1339 = 2828 votesCurrent Rating: 1489 + 1339 = 2828 votes 1339

[1073] 10: Is this a photo of your wife?
2435 Current Rating: 2435 + 2097 = 4532 votesCurrent Rating: 2435 + 2097 = 4532 votes 2097

[1072] 9: Your family is also Catholic isn t it?
2120 Current Rating: 2120 + 2075 = 4195 votesCurrent Rating: 2120 + 2075 = 4195 votes 2075

[1071] 8: I heard you re going on a blind date
2618 Current Rating: 2618 + 1644 = 4262 votesCurrent Rating: 2618 + 1644 = 4262 votes 1644

[1070] 7: Is this the time to come home?
2398 Current Rating: 2398 + 1456 = 3854 votesCurrent Rating: 2398 + 1456 = 3854 votes 1456

[1069] 6: I can t believe it, did you see that?
2861 Current Rating: 2861 + 4285 = 7146 votesCurrent Rating: 2861 + 4285 = 7146 votes 4285

[1068] 5: I d like a double Jack and Lemonade please
8531 Current Rating: 8531 + 7695 = 16226 votesCurrent Rating: 8531 + 7695 = 16226 votes 7695

[1067] 4: Do you have any pets?
6490 Current Rating: 6490 + 4579 = 11069 votesCurrent Rating: 6490 + 4579 = 11069 votes 4579

[1066] 3: How are things going with that new girlfriend of yours?
3465 Current Rating: 3465 + 4500 = 7965 votesCurrent Rating: 3465 + 4500 = 7965 votes 4500

[1065] 2: I read the other day that use of date-rape drugs
2280 Current Rating: 2280 + 1450 = 3730 votesCurrent Rating: 2280 + 1450 = 3730 votes 1450

[1064] 1: The charge is Public Indecency
1994 Current Rating: 1994 + 1869 = 3863 votesCurrent Rating: 1994 + 1869 = 3863 votes 1869


Feb 2014
[1063] 20: Good morning ma am, welcome to Guns-R-Us
1797 Current Rating: 1797 + 1363 = 3160 votesCurrent Rating: 1797 + 1363 = 3160 votes 1363

[1062] 19: You look hung-over
1591 Current Rating: 1591 + 1087 = 2678 votesCurrent Rating: 1591 + 1087 = 2678 votes 1087

[1061] 18: Good evening, may I tell you about the specials?
2898 Current Rating: 2898 + 1864 = 4762 votesCurrent Rating: 2898 + 1864 = 4762 votes 1864

[1060] 17: Good afternoon sir, did you call the police?
11593 Current Rating: 11593 + 12541 = 24134 votesCurrent Rating: 11593 + 12541 = 24134 votes 12541

[1059] 16: Did you see that tart has got her bellybutton pierced
3528 Current Rating: 3528 + 2657 = 6185 votesCurrent Rating: 3528 + 2657 = 6185 votes 2657

[1058] 15: Why is your wife so grumpy today?
2395 Current Rating: 2395 + 2081 = 4476 votesCurrent Rating: 2395 + 2081 = 4476 votes 2081

[1057] 14: Have you seen that fit girl
2036 Current Rating: 2036 + 1777 = 3813 votesCurrent Rating: 2036 + 1777 = 3813 votes 1777

[1056] 13: I won t be long
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 1835 = 4145 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 1835 = 4145 votes 1835

[1055] 12: Some people are so narrow minded
3929 Current Rating: 3929 + 4970 = 8899 votesCurrent Rating: 3929 + 4970 = 8899 votes 4970

[1054] 11: What are you doing?
1975 Current Rating: 1975 + 1755 = 3730 votesCurrent Rating: 1975 + 1755 = 3730 votes 1755

[1053] 10: I heard your wife cheated on you
2278 Current Rating: 2278 + 2058 = 4336 votesCurrent Rating: 2278 + 2058 = 4336 votes 2058

[1052] 9: Happy Valentine s Day darling
1747 Current Rating: 1747 + 1281 = 3028 votesCurrent Rating: 1747 + 1281 = 3028 votes 1281

[1051] 8: So where do we stand?
1627 Current Rating: 1627 + 1467 = 3094 votesCurrent Rating: 1627 + 1467 = 3094 votes 1467

[1050] 7: Morning neighbour, what are you up to?
2371 Current Rating: 2371 + 1240 = 3611 votesCurrent Rating: 2371 + 1240 = 3611 votes 1240

[1049] 6: Then she said
31801 Current Rating: 31801 + 34343 = 66144 votesCurrent Rating: 31801 + 34343 = 66144 votes 34343

[1048] 5: And when the servant broke three
2455 Current Rating: 2455 + 1817 = 4272 votesCurrent Rating: 2455 + 1817 = 4272 votes 1817

[1047] 4: It says here on this website
1113 Current Rating: 1113 + 1047 = 2160 votesCurrent Rating: 1113 + 1047 = 2160 votes 1047

[1046] 3: So, my divorce is going through
1085 Current Rating: 1085 + 922 = 2007 votesCurrent Rating: 1085 + 922 = 2007 votes 922

[1045] 2: ... And so I reached under her skirt
1734 Current Rating: 1734 + 1539 = 3273 votesCurrent Rating: 1734 + 1539 = 3273 votes 1539

[1044] 1: Did you see Pope Francis
2551 Current Rating: 2551 + 2013 = 4564 votesCurrent Rating: 2551 + 2013 = 4564 votes 2013


Jan 2014
[1043] 18: Welcome to SeX-Toys-R-Us
1766 Current Rating: 1766 + 1493 = 3259 votesCurrent Rating: 1766 + 1493 = 3259 votes 1493

[1042] 17: Maybe I need some help
2254 Current Rating: 2254 + 1619 = 3873 votesCurrent Rating: 2254 + 1619 = 3873 votes 1619

[1041] 16: I m think my wife is trying to drive me insane
2103 Current Rating: 2103 + 1960 = 4063 votesCurrent Rating: 2103 + 1960 = 4063 votes 1960

[1040] 15: Here son, pull my finger
5910 Current Rating: 5910 + 4930 = 10840 votesCurrent Rating: 5910 + 4930 = 10840 votes 4930

[1039] 14: Beep Beep!
2310 Current Rating: 2310 + 1972 = 4282 votesCurrent Rating: 2310 + 1972 = 4282 votes 1972

[1038] 13: Darling, I ve been thinking
2409 Current Rating: 2409 + 1797 = 4206 votesCurrent Rating: 2409 + 1797 = 4206 votes 1797

[1037] 12: So darling, how about we go back to your place?
7427 Current Rating: 7427 + 7451 = 14878 votesCurrent Rating: 7427 + 7451 = 14878 votes 7451

[1036] 11: Sorry I m late, thanks for covering for me
12343 Current Rating: 12343 + 18207 = 30550 votesCurrent Rating: 12343 + 18207 = 30550 votes 18207

[1035] 10: HEY! Are you taking photos
3859 Current Rating: 3859 + 3085 = 6944 votesCurrent Rating: 3859 + 3085 = 6944 votes 3085

[1034] 9: Can I stay over here for a few days?
1920 Current Rating: 1920 + 1508 = 3428 votesCurrent Rating: 1920 + 1508 = 3428 votes 1508

[1033] 8: Why have you been sulking around all day?
3351 Current Rating: 3351 + 2083 = 5434 votesCurrent Rating: 3351 + 2083 = 5434 votes 2083

[1032] 7: You look awfully pleased with yourself
4490 Current Rating: 4490 + 5177 = 9667 votesCurrent Rating: 4490 + 5177 = 9667 votes 5177

[1031] 6: Damn it all!
12878 Current Rating: 12878 + 10979 = 23857 votesCurrent Rating: 12878 + 10979 = 23857 votes 10979

[1030] 5: Hi Dad, I just saw you buying an ice-cream
2209 Current Rating: 2209 + 1727 = 3936 votesCurrent Rating: 2209 + 1727 = 3936 votes 1727

[1029] 4: Today s Lamaze class is about exercise
2353 Current Rating: 2353 + 1810 = 4163 votesCurrent Rating: 2353 + 1810 = 4163 votes 1810

[1028] 3: What are you reading?
2442 Current Rating: 2442 + 2103 = 4545 votesCurrent Rating: 2442 + 2103 = 4545 votes 2103

[1027] 2: No! Get the hell away from me!
2299 Current Rating: 2299 + 1965 = 4264 votesCurrent Rating: 2299 + 1965 = 4264 votes 1965

[1026] 1: Not again! You came around here last Christmas
1984 Current Rating: 1984 + 1628 = 3612 votesCurrent Rating: 1984 + 1628 = 3612 votes 1628






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