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Dec 2015
[1409] 22: So how s the new job
1589 Current Rating: 1589 + 1894 = 3483 votesCurrent Rating: 1589 + 1894 = 3483 votes 1894

[1408] 18: I can t hold on any longer
1124 Current Rating: 1124 + 1129 = 2253 votesCurrent Rating: 1124 + 1129 = 2253 votes 1129

[1407] 14: This is absolute madness!
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1217 = 2675 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1217 = 2675 votes 1217

[1406] 11: I wish my husband was more passionate
846 Current Rating: 846 + 894 = 1740 votesCurrent Rating: 846 + 894 = 1740 votes 894

[1405] 9: Do you want to come back to my place
1074 Current Rating: 1074 + 946 = 2020 votesCurrent Rating: 1074 + 946 = 2020 votes 946

[1404] 7: The charge is public indecency
2194 Current Rating: 2194 + 1325 = 3519 votesCurrent Rating: 2194 + 1325 = 3519 votes 1325

[1403] 4: Mom, why did you and Daddy split up?
965 Current Rating: 965 + 800 = 1765 votesCurrent Rating: 965 + 800 = 1765 votes 800

[1402] 2: I came as soon as I could
850 Current Rating: 850 + 816 = 1666 votesCurrent Rating: 850 + 816 = 1666 votes 816


Nov 2015
[1401] 30: I am positive this is the car for you
836 Current Rating: 836 + 824 = 1660 votesCurrent Rating: 836 + 824 = 1660 votes 824

[1400] 20: So what s in the news today?
2949 Current Rating: 2949 + 2999 = 5948 votesCurrent Rating: 2949 + 2999 = 5948 votes 2999

[1399] 18: Welcome to Australia
1428 Current Rating: 1428 + 1337 = 2765 votesCurrent Rating: 1428 + 1337 = 2765 votes 1337

[1398] 16: No wonder they say chivalry is dead
1708 Current Rating: 1708 + 1083 = 2791 votesCurrent Rating: 1708 + 1083 = 2791 votes 1083

[1397] 9: Are you going out?
2514 Current Rating: 2514 + 2520 = 5034 votesCurrent Rating: 2514 + 2520 = 5034 votes 2520

[1396] 6: We ve completed your annual medical
1717 Current Rating: 1717 + 1598 = 3315 votesCurrent Rating: 1717 + 1598 = 3315 votes 1598

[1395] 2: I want to file for divorce
2066 Current Rating: 2066 + 1118 = 3184 votesCurrent Rating: 2066 + 1118 = 3184 votes 1118


Oct 2015
[1394] 30: I want you to sue my former employer
1314 Current Rating: 1314 + 1289 = 2603 votesCurrent Rating: 1314 + 1289 = 2603 votes 1289

[1393] 28: The treadmills are over there
1070 Current Rating: 1070 + 1129 = 2199 votesCurrent Rating: 1070 + 1129 = 2199 votes 1129

[1392] 26: Hi doctor, you have to help me
878 Current Rating: 878 + 701 = 1579 votesCurrent Rating: 878 + 701 = 1579 votes 701

[1391] 23: So how did it go at your father-in-law s funeral
3453 Current Rating: 3453 + 3193 = 6646 votesCurrent Rating: 3453 + 3193 = 6646 votes 3193

[1390] 19: So what do you do for a living?
1120 Current Rating: 1120 + 1042 = 2162 votesCurrent Rating: 1120 + 1042 = 2162 votes 1042

[1389] 16: I can t believe my wife wants a divorce
1439 Current Rating: 1439 + 1050 = 2489 votesCurrent Rating: 1439 + 1050 = 2489 votes 1050

[1388] 14: So what happened to you?
1202 Current Rating: 1202 + 1048 = 2250 votesCurrent Rating: 1202 + 1048 = 2250 votes 1048

[1387] 12: I need to take out quite a substantial loan
1173 Current Rating: 1173 + 1085 = 2258 votesCurrent Rating: 1173 + 1085 = 2258 votes 1085

[1386] 9: The idiots are taking over the world
1752 Current Rating: 1752 + 1138 = 2890 votesCurrent Rating: 1752 + 1138 = 2890 votes 1138

[1385] 7: I m back, did I miss anything important?
1705 Current Rating: 1705 + 1196 = 2901 votesCurrent Rating: 1705 + 1196 = 2901 votes 1196

[1384] 5: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
3583 Current Rating: 3583 + 3448 = 7031 votesCurrent Rating: 3583 + 3448 = 7031 votes 3448

[1383] 2: As our marriage counsellor
3043 Current Rating: 3043 + 4461 = 7504 votesCurrent Rating: 3043 + 4461 = 7504 votes 4461


Sep 2015
[1382] 30: Hi honey, I bought you a present
1639 Current Rating: 1639 + 1306 = 2945 votesCurrent Rating: 1639 + 1306 = 2945 votes 1306

[1381] 28: I ve received a summons to court from my barber
2838 Current Rating: 2838 + 2610 = 5448 votesCurrent Rating: 2838 + 2610 = 5448 votes 2610

[1380] 23: Hello darling, can I buy you a drink?
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 3666 = 6922 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 3666 = 6922 votes 3666

[1379] 21: Can I stay here tonight after the rugby?
2948 Current Rating: 2948 + 2495 = 5443 votesCurrent Rating: 2948 + 2495 = 5443 votes 2495

[1378] 18: So tell me a little about your grandparents
3204 Current Rating: 3204 + 2187 = 5391 votesCurrent Rating: 3204 + 2187 = 5391 votes 2187

[1377] 16: I dropped my son off at his new school today
4095 Current Rating: 4095 + 2684 = 6779 votesCurrent Rating: 4095 + 2684 = 6779 votes 2684

[1376] 14: I really think you should be wearing your safety equipment
4351 Current Rating: 4351 + 4078 = 8429 votesCurrent Rating: 4351 + 4078 = 8429 votes 4078

[1375] 11: You look miserable, what's got you down?
1458 Current Rating: 1458 + 1669 = 3127 votesCurrent Rating: 1458 + 1669 = 3127 votes 1669

[1374] 9: Dad, we had seX-ed today in school
2837 Current Rating: 2837 + 2822 = 5659 votesCurrent Rating: 2837 + 2822 = 5659 votes 2822

[1373] 7: Have your pharmacist fill this prescription ...
1241 Current Rating: 1241 + 1238 = 2479 votesCurrent Rating: 1241 + 1238 = 2479 votes 1238


Jul 2015
[1372] 31: Very Important Announcement
2022 Current Rating: 2022 + 3729 = 5751 votesCurrent Rating: 2022 + 3729 = 5751 votes 3729

[1371] 30: I want you to draw up the papers
2842 Current Rating: 2842 + 1601 = 4443 votesCurrent Rating: 2842 + 1601 = 4443 votes 1601

[1370] 29: I m looking for a replacement lock
2476 Current Rating: 2476 + 3300 = 5776 votesCurrent Rating: 2476 + 3300 = 5776 votes 3300

[1369] 28: How often do you play sports
4794 Current Rating: 4794 + 3886 = 8680 votesCurrent Rating: 4794 + 3886 = 8680 votes 3886

[1368] 27: Welcome back, so how was your trip abroad?
2592 Current Rating: 2592 + 2324 = 4916 votesCurrent Rating: 2592 + 2324 = 4916 votes 2324

[1367] 24: Men are always so childish
2282 Current Rating: 2282 + 1210 = 3492 votesCurrent Rating: 2282 + 1210 = 3492 votes 1210

[1366] 23: Older folks really don t understand
2769 Current Rating: 2769 + 1784 = 4553 votesCurrent Rating: 2769 + 1784 = 4553 votes 1784

[1365] 22: The charges by your neighbour
963 Current Rating: 963 + 983 = 1946 votesCurrent Rating: 963 + 983 = 1946 votes 983

[1364] 21: Do you want to see the photos of my new son?
2015 Current Rating: 2015 + 1370 = 3385 votesCurrent Rating: 2015 + 1370 = 3385 votes 1370

[1363] 20: You re in here late, what s going on?
2800 Current Rating: 2800 + 1388 = 4188 votesCurrent Rating: 2800 + 1388 = 4188 votes 1388

[1362] 17: Yes okay, I promise I ll call, bye
2775 Current Rating: 2775 + 2621 = 5396 votesCurrent Rating: 2775 + 2621 = 5396 votes 2621

[1361] 16: In this era of political correctness
3085 Current Rating: 3085 + 2937 = 6022 votesCurrent Rating: 3085 + 2937 = 6022 votes 2937

[1360] 15: What the hell happened to you?
2440 Current Rating: 2440 + 1615 = 4055 votesCurrent Rating: 2440 + 1615 = 4055 votes 1615

[1359] 14: So how was school today
1188 Current Rating: 1188 + 987 = 2175 votesCurrent Rating: 1188 + 987 = 2175 votes 987

[1358] 13: So you REALLY want to sue your proctologist?
2384 Current Rating: 2384 + 1740 = 4124 votesCurrent Rating: 2384 + 1740 = 4124 votes 1740

[1357] 10: My condolences, I heard your dad passed away
7318 Current Rating: 7318 + 7046 = 14364 votesCurrent Rating: 7318 + 7046 = 14364 votes 7046

[1356] 8: Where were you yesterday?
2136 Current Rating: 2136 + 1245 = 3381 votesCurrent Rating: 2136 + 1245 = 3381 votes 1245

[1355] 7: I heard the government is finally doing something
902 Current Rating: 902 + 1156 = 2058 votesCurrent Rating: 902 + 1156 = 2058 votes 1156

[1354] 6: Did you see the comments made by the government spokesperson
6216 Current Rating: 6216 + 3580 = 9796 votesCurrent Rating: 6216 + 3580 = 9796 votes 3580

[1353] 3: So apparently they ve developed a Female Viagra
1103 Current Rating: 1103 + 957 = 2060 votesCurrent Rating: 1103 + 957 = 2060 votes 957

[1352] 2: I really don t understand you proctologists
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 970 = 2507 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 970 = 2507 votes 970

[1351] 1: Doctor, you have to cure me
832 Current Rating: 832 + 850 = 1682 votesCurrent Rating: 832 + 850 = 1682 votes 850


Jun 2015
[1350] 30: Good evening, this is the Emergency Services
6454 Current Rating: 6454 + 6231 = 12685 votesCurrent Rating: 6454 + 6231 = 12685 votes 6231

[1349] 29: So how did the procedure go doctor?
3499 Current Rating: 3499 + 4415 = 7914 votesCurrent Rating: 3499 + 4415 = 7914 votes 4415

[1348] 25: I m going on another date
1663 Current Rating: 1663 + 1400 = 3063 votesCurrent Rating: 1663 + 1400 = 3063 votes 1400

[1347] 24: So they ve announced that Chris Evans
2336 Current Rating: 2336 + 1248 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 2336 + 1248 = 3584 votes 1248

[1346] 23: Have you got access to Google
4486 Current Rating: 4486 + 4832 = 9318 votesCurrent Rating: 4486 + 4832 = 9318 votes 4832

[1345] 22: BEEP BEEP!
2860 Current Rating: 2860 + 1681 = 4541 votesCurrent Rating: 2860 + 1681 = 4541 votes 1681

[1344] 19: I heard you broke up with your girlfriend
1220 Current Rating: 1220 + 1083 = 2303 votesCurrent Rating: 1220 + 1083 = 2303 votes 1083

[1343] 18: Thank you for visiting me
2101 Current Rating: 2101 + 1054 = 3155 votesCurrent Rating: 2101 + 1054 = 3155 votes 1054

[1342] 17: Why are you crying
1846 Current Rating: 1846 + 1166 = 3012 votesCurrent Rating: 1846 + 1166 = 3012 votes 1166

[1341] 11: A woman once locked me in her basement
2415 Current Rating: 2415 + 3352 = 5767 votesCurrent Rating: 2415 + 3352 = 5767 votes 3352

[1340] 10: I m thinking about adopting a pet from the SPCA
2430 Current Rating: 2430 + 1040 = 3470 votesCurrent Rating: 2430 + 1040 = 3470 votes 1040

[1339] 9: I can t stand the current obsession with selfies
2047 Current Rating: 2047 + 1578 = 3625 votesCurrent Rating: 2047 + 1578 = 3625 votes 1578

[1338] 8: You look like you had a rough night
1814 Current Rating: 1814 + 1129 = 2943 votesCurrent Rating: 1814 + 1129 = 2943 votes 1129

[1337] 5: These smart phone apps are ruining marriages
2065 Current Rating: 2065 + 1519 = 3584 votesCurrent Rating: 2065 + 1519 = 3584 votes 1519

[1336] 4: I can t believe the crap they publish online
1534 Current Rating: 1534 + 981 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1534 + 981 = 2515 votes 981

[1335] 3: Howdy neighbour, the wife has decided
1659 Current Rating: 1659 + 1452 = 3111 votesCurrent Rating: 1659 + 1452 = 3111 votes 1452

[1334] 2: You look down in the dumps
1931 Current Rating: 1931 + 1057 = 2988 votesCurrent Rating: 1931 + 1057 = 2988 votes 1057

[1333] 1: I had a terribly embarrassing weekend
2802 Current Rating: 2802 + 1668 = 4470 votesCurrent Rating: 2802 + 1668 = 4470 votes 1668


May 2015
[1332] 29: Didn t you start a new job at the morgue recently?
2540 Current Rating: 2540 + 1949 = 4489 votesCurrent Rating: 2540 + 1949 = 4489 votes 1949

[1331] 28: I give up! There is just no pleasing women
2184 Current Rating: 2184 + 1339 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 2184 + 1339 = 3523 votes 1339

[1330] 27: I think I must be getting old
2984 Current Rating: 2984 + 1851 = 4835 votesCurrent Rating: 2984 + 1851 = 4835 votes 1851

[1329] 26: This news article says the Americans used
1197 Current Rating: 1197 + 970 = 2167 votesCurrent Rating: 1197 + 970 = 2167 votes 970

[1328] 25: Good morning, how was your weekend?
2169 Current Rating: 2169 + 1292 = 3461 votesCurrent Rating: 2169 + 1292 = 3461 votes 1292

[1327] 22: So I hear you ve finally got a new girlfriend
6299 Current Rating: 6299 + 5904 = 12203 votesCurrent Rating: 6299 + 5904 = 12203 votes 5904

[1326] 21: Good afternoon sir
4168 Current Rating: 4168 + 4301 = 8469 votesCurrent Rating: 4168 + 4301 = 8469 votes 4301

[1325] 20: My girlfriend got upset with me
2145 Current Rating: 2145 + 1288 = 3433 votesCurrent Rating: 2145 + 1288 = 3433 votes 1288

[1324] 19: Cheers, see you tomorrow
2825 Current Rating: 2825 + 1662 = 4487 votesCurrent Rating: 2825 + 1662 = 4487 votes 1662

[1323] 18: We just want to offer our sincere condolences
1369 Current Rating: 1369 + 1146 = 2515 votesCurrent Rating: 1369 + 1146 = 2515 votes 1146

[1322] 15: I ve spent the last 10 years researching
7731 Current Rating: 7731 + 12470 = 20201 votesCurrent Rating: 7731 + 12470 = 20201 votes 12470

[1321] 14: I think my wife is being unfaithful
1082 Current Rating: 1082 + 994 = 2076 votesCurrent Rating: 1082 + 994 = 2076 votes 994

[1320] 12: Nice new bike
2148 Current Rating: 2148 + 1088 = 3236 votesCurrent Rating: 2148 + 1088 = 3236 votes 1088

[1319] 11: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
4243 Current Rating: 4243 + 4218 = 8461 votesCurrent Rating: 4243 + 4218 = 8461 votes 4218

[1318] 8: You look VERY unhappy
2536 Current Rating: 2536 + 1560 = 4096 votesCurrent Rating: 2536 + 1560 = 4096 votes 1560

[1317] 7: Thank goodness you were able to see me so soon Doc
2715 Current Rating: 2715 + 1664 = 4379 votesCurrent Rating: 2715 + 1664 = 4379 votes 1664

[1316] 6: I think it s time you asked for a raise at work
4195 Current Rating: 4195 + 3438 = 7633 votesCurrent Rating: 4195 + 3438 = 7633 votes 3438

[1315] 5: We re all going for a drink
4464 Current Rating: 4464 + 4002 = 8466 votesCurrent Rating: 4464 + 4002 = 8466 votes 4002

[1314] 4: How soon can we get this divorce through?
1166 Current Rating: 1166 + 1082 = 2248 votesCurrent Rating: 1166 + 1082 = 2248 votes 1082


Apr 2015
[1313] 30: You ve had quite a few tonight
1892 Current Rating: 1892 + 1196 = 3088 votesCurrent Rating: 1892 + 1196 = 3088 votes 1196

[1312] 29: What s the breaking news on TV then?
1780 Current Rating: 1780 + 1240 = 3020 votesCurrent Rating: 1780 + 1240 = 3020 votes 1240

[1311] 28: How do you do?
1760 Current Rating: 1760 + 1122 = 2882 votesCurrent Rating: 1760 + 1122 = 2882 votes 1122

[1310] 24: And that children, is the story of Adam and Eve
3880 Current Rating: 3880 + 4349 = 8229 votesCurrent Rating: 3880 + 4349 = 8229 votes 4349

[1309] 21: Oh, hi
1539 Current Rating: 1539 + 1267 = 2806 votesCurrent Rating: 1539 + 1267 = 2806 votes 1267

[1308] 20: What can I get you to drink?
3324 Current Rating: 3324 + 1993 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 3324 + 1993 = 5317 votes 1993

[1307] 16: How is your homework coming on?
6295 Current Rating: 6295 + 5878 = 12173 votesCurrent Rating: 6295 + 5878 = 12173 votes 5878

[1306] 15: Did we really have to
1868 Current Rating: 1868 + 1146 = 3014 votesCurrent Rating: 1868 + 1146 = 3014 votes 1146

[1305] 14: So I m thinking about getting myself one
3806 Current Rating: 3806 + 2467 = 6273 votesCurrent Rating: 3806 + 2467 = 6273 votes 2467

[1304] 13: Speak of the devil
1498 Current Rating: 1498 + 1275 = 2773 votesCurrent Rating: 1498 + 1275 = 2773 votes 1275

[1303] 10: How on earth do you end up
1502 Current Rating: 1502 + 1372 = 2874 votesCurrent Rating: 1502 + 1372 = 2874 votes 1372

[1302] 9: I still don t understand women
10012 Current Rating: 10012 + 9088 = 19100 votesCurrent Rating: 10012 + 9088 = 19100 votes 9088

[1301] 8: So apparently there s a campaign to legalise prostitution
7562 Current Rating: 7562 + 7748 = 15310 votesCurrent Rating: 7562 + 7748 = 15310 votes 7748

[1300] 7: So how was the long weekend?
3005 Current Rating: 3005 + 3137 = 6142 votesCurrent Rating: 3005 + 3137 = 6142 votes 3137

[1299] 2: I NEED a double tequila please
4152 Current Rating: 4152 + 4601 = 8753 votesCurrent Rating: 4152 + 4601 = 8753 votes 4601

[1298] 1: Dammit, not again!
1334 Current Rating: 1334 + 1340 = 2674 votesCurrent Rating: 1334 + 1340 = 2674 votes 1340


Mar 2015
[1297] 31: Okay sign here
1576 Current Rating: 1576 + 1072 = 2648 votesCurrent Rating: 1576 + 1072 = 2648 votes 1072

[1296] 30: So what s in the news today?
3628 Current Rating: 3628 + 4648 = 8276 votesCurrent Rating: 3628 + 4648 = 8276 votes 4648

[1295] 27: I hope we re like that elderly couple
2491 Current Rating: 2491 + 3299 = 5790 votesCurrent Rating: 2491 + 3299 = 5790 votes 3299

[1294] 26: Have you ever placed an online classified
1756 Current Rating: 1756 + 1511 = 3267 votesCurrent Rating: 1756 + 1511 = 3267 votes 1511

[1293] 25: Why is your husband in such a bad mood?
2264 Current Rating: 2264 + 1382 = 3646 votesCurrent Rating: 2264 + 1382 = 3646 votes 1382

[1292] 24: So what are my chances in court tomorrow?
1918 Current Rating: 1918 + 1080 = 2998 votesCurrent Rating: 1918 + 1080 = 2998 votes 1080

[1291] 23: You must always look both ways
4067 Current Rating: 4067 + 4460 = 8527 votesCurrent Rating: 4067 + 4460 = 8527 votes 4460

[1290] 20: Okay bye, see you this afternoon
3619 Current Rating: 3619 + 3655 = 7274 votesCurrent Rating: 3619 + 3655 = 7274 votes 3655

[1289] 19: I just found out my wife s been having an affair
2807 Current Rating: 2807 + 3031 = 5838 votesCurrent Rating: 2807 + 3031 = 5838 votes 3031

[1288] 18: I m starving, where should we go for lunch?
3484 Current Rating: 3484 + 2919 = 6403 votesCurrent Rating: 3484 + 2919 = 6403 votes 2919

[1287] 17: It s always a gamble
4076 Current Rating: 4076 + 3052 = 7128 votesCurrent Rating: 4076 + 3052 = 7128 votes 3052

[1286] 16: Congratulations doctor, I believe you re giving a talk
7601 Current Rating: 7601 + 6458 = 14059 votesCurrent Rating: 7601 + 6458 = 14059 votes 6458

[1285] 13: I think I might be a feminist
7161 Current Rating: 7161 + 6381 = 13542 votesCurrent Rating: 7161 + 6381 = 13542 votes 6381

[1284] 12: What are you reading?
1073 Current Rating: 1073 + 950 = 2023 votesCurrent Rating: 1073 + 950 = 2023 votes 950

[1283] 11: Can you recommend a good doctor?
3835 Current Rating: 3835 + 2616 = 6451 votesCurrent Rating: 3835 + 2616 = 6451 votes 2616

[1282] 10: Hey big boy, do you want to get lucky tonight?
1351 Current Rating: 1351 + 1313 = 2664 votesCurrent Rating: 1351 + 1313 = 2664 votes 1313

[1281] 9: I need a double right now!
1199 Current Rating: 1199 + 939 = 2138 votesCurrent Rating: 1199 + 939 = 2138 votes 939

[1280] 5: This homeopathic website has a very interesting article
1685 Current Rating: 1685 + 1115 = 2800 votesCurrent Rating: 1685 + 1115 = 2800 votes 1115

[1279] 4: Good evening sir
3103 Current Rating: 3103 + 3579 = 6682 votesCurrent Rating: 3103 + 3579 = 6682 votes 3579

[1278] 3: What are you watching?
2679 Current Rating: 2679 + 1792 = 4471 votesCurrent Rating: 2679 + 1792 = 4471 votes 1792

[1277] 2: The charge is assault
2921 Current Rating: 2921 + 2819 = 5740 votesCurrent Rating: 2921 + 2819 = 5740 votes 2819


Feb 2015
[1276] 27: Have a look at this TV
1333 Current Rating: 1333 + 1111 = 2444 votesCurrent Rating: 1333 + 1111 = 2444 votes 1111

[1275] 26: My wife kicked me out
2824 Current Rating: 2824 + 1971 = 4795 votesCurrent Rating: 2824 + 1971 = 4795 votes 1971

[1274] 25: Hey big boy if you buy me a drink
2284 Current Rating: 2284 + 2997 = 5281 votesCurrent Rating: 2284 + 2997 = 5281 votes 2997

[1273] 24: Thank you darling, dinner was excellent
2869 Current Rating: 2869 + 3009 = 5878 votesCurrent Rating: 2869 + 3009 = 5878 votes 3009

[1272] 23: Hi, you logged a call with tech support
1537 Current Rating: 1537 + 999 = 2536 votesCurrent Rating: 1537 + 999 = 2536 votes 999

[1271] 20: Now I know Hollywood has run out of ideas
2390 Current Rating: 2390 + 2598 = 4988 votesCurrent Rating: 2390 + 2598 = 4988 votes 2598

[1270] 19: Everyone thinks Google is so clever ...
1301 Current Rating: 1301 + 882 = 2183 votesCurrent Rating: 1301 + 882 = 2183 votes 882

[1269] 18: So doctor, you have the test results back ...
1770 Current Rating: 1770 + 1127 = 2897 votesCurrent Rating: 1770 + 1127 = 2897 votes 1127

[1268] 17: Did you have a good Valentine s Day?
1327 Current Rating: 1327 + 953 = 2280 votesCurrent Rating: 1327 + 953 = 2280 votes 953

[1267] 16: So how was Valentine s Day?
3228 Current Rating: 3228 + 3020 = 6248 votesCurrent Rating: 3228 + 3020 = 6248 votes 3020

[1266] 13: Have you bought anything for your wife for Valentine s Day?
3105 Current Rating: 3105 + 2404 = 5509 votesCurrent Rating: 3105 + 2404 = 5509 votes 2404

[1265] 12: It s nearly Valentine s Day
2249 Current Rating: 2249 + 2993 = 5242 votesCurrent Rating: 2249 + 2993 = 5242 votes 2993

[1264] 11: Good morning, what can I do for you today?
2102 Current Rating: 2102 + 1107 = 3209 votesCurrent Rating: 2102 + 1107 = 3209 votes 1107

[1263] 10: We haven t had a day out together in forever
3233 Current Rating: 3233 + 3595 = 6828 votesCurrent Rating: 3233 + 3595 = 6828 votes 3595

[1262] 9: Tough day?
4593 Current Rating: 4593 + 2800 = 7393 votesCurrent Rating: 4593 + 2800 = 7393 votes 2800

[1261] 6: Youíre pretty good with Excel aren t you?
1437 Current Rating: 1437 + 988 = 2425 votesCurrent Rating: 1437 + 988 = 2425 votes 988

[1260] 5: Smoking is a disgusting habit
2870 Current Rating: 2870 + 2504 = 5374 votesCurrent Rating: 2870 + 2504 = 5374 votes 2504

[1259] 4: Aren t you going to offer to buy me a drink
3416 Current Rating: 3416 + 3755 = 7171 votesCurrent Rating: 3416 + 3755 = 7171 votes 3755

[1258] 3: Itís amazing what is considered news these days
3516 Current Rating: 3516 + 4023 = 7539 votesCurrent Rating: 3516 + 4023 = 7539 votes 4023

[1257] 2: Please sign here for your express delivery
3256 Current Rating: 3256 + 2801 = 6057 votesCurrent Rating: 3256 + 2801 = 6057 votes 2801


Jan 2015
[1256] 30: Some people just don t have a sense of humour
2745 Current Rating: 2745 + 2572 = 5317 votesCurrent Rating: 2745 + 2572 = 5317 votes 2572

[1255] 29: For me to authorise your discharge from rehab
3732 Current Rating: 3732 + 4788 = 8520 votesCurrent Rating: 3732 + 4788 = 8520 votes 4788

[1254] 28: What s showing on TV?
4046 Current Rating: 4046 + 2626 = 6672 votesCurrent Rating: 4046 + 2626 = 6672 votes 2626

[1253] 27: Can I have another double please?
2778 Current Rating: 2778 + 3963 = 6741 votesCurrent Rating: 2778 + 3963 = 6741 votes 3963

[1252] 26: The feminists are now just being stupid and contradicting themselves
4441 Current Rating: 4441 + 2971 = 7412 votesCurrent Rating: 4441 + 2971 = 7412 votes 2971

[1251] 23: I really think you need to chill
1646 Current Rating: 1646 + 994 = 2640 votesCurrent Rating: 1646 + 994 = 2640 votes 994

[1250] 22: So you re back from your honeymoon
1715 Current Rating: 1715 + 1704 = 3419 votesCurrent Rating: 1715 + 1704 = 3419 votes 1704

[1249] 21: I ve been reading how mothers who breastfeed
3873 Current Rating: 3873 + 4934 = 8807 votesCurrent Rating: 3873 + 4934 = 8807 votes 4934

[1248] 20: I heard you called the wedding off
9380 Current Rating: 9380 + 14374 = 23754 votesCurrent Rating: 9380 + 14374 = 23754 votes 14374

[1247] 19: Good morning sir, how can I help you?
2139 Current Rating: 2139 + 1384 = 3523 votesCurrent Rating: 2139 + 1384 = 3523 votes 1384

[1246] 16: I love Wikipedia
987 Current Rating: 987 + 985 = 1972 votesCurrent Rating: 987 + 985 = 1972 votes 985

[1245] 15: The other night, the queue at the toilet was so long
2901 Current Rating: 2901 + 3190 = 6091 votesCurrent Rating: 2901 + 3190 = 6091 votes 3190

[1244] 14: So my boy, tomorrow is your wedding day
2415 Current Rating: 2415 + 1362 = 3777 votesCurrent Rating: 2415 + 1362 = 3777 votes 1362

[1243] 13: So how is 2015 treating you so far?
1901 Current Rating: 1901 + 1120 = 3021 votesCurrent Rating: 1901 + 1120 = 3021 votes 1120

[1242] 12: Welcome back and a Happy New Year to you!
1429 Current Rating: 1429 + 1331 = 2760 votesCurrent Rating: 1429 + 1331 = 2760 votes 1331







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